Out with the old.....
in with the new.So according to CBT his Bronco could go anywhere, including sh*tty vehicle heaven. But fret not! He is moving on up to Texarkana where he is going to be the next Hillbilly Howard Stern. And as part of his move he will also have a company car.
So CBT, are you going to take it out back and finish it off Ol' Yeller style?
(Just to clarify, it broke down going over a speed bump.)
Hillbilly Howard Stern? That's funny man.
ReplyDeleteHis new company car is sweet.
ReplyDeleteyeah, hes gonna raise their eyebrows by talking about baths and stuff. real controversy.
ReplyDeletesave the class of 2020 cbt. all of them can fit in the back of that van. the only thing missing is a bumper sticker that says, 'if you see this van a'rockin, dont call the cops.'
ReplyDeleteThe ratings are going to hit the roof.
ReplyDeletei have a feeling he will have rocks throw thru his window wrapped with notes that read, 'we dont take kindly with that bath talk. leave before sunset.'
ReplyDeletethrown*
ReplyDeleteHe'll have to appease the people around that area by talking about burning crosses in yards. And dragging "coloreds" behind their trucks.
ReplyDeletehahahaha!!!
ReplyDeletetime to starch your sheets cbt.
I like the pic you have up by the way.
ReplyDeletenow nobody can say i dont have a pic of me up.
ReplyDeleteI just heard the taps playing in the background. CBT will appreciate that.
ReplyDeleteR.I.P. ol' yeller.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I think it broke down when he was going up into some mountain or something. Or maybe it was a speed bump, who knows?
ReplyDeleteAnon has posting ability?
ReplyDeleteAnd which anon is this?
The regualar anonymous who's been here for awhile. He's posted a couple of things before. Did you hear the taps playing in the background Wopness?
ReplyDeleteIf not, turn up the speakers on your computer.
i can..it is funny, good job, anon.
ReplyDeletedespite the hot carl tendencies, I think we may be able to be pals after all.
What's up kinkyb!tch? How's the day off going?
ReplyDeletei cant tell if his bronco is cover in snow or cocaine.
ReplyDeletesoup wop?
ReplyDeleteThat would be a shitload of cocaine. Maybe the Bronco OD'd.
ReplyDeletelol. thats funny.
ReplyDeletethose do look like sugar boogers hanging off the bumper.
ReplyDeleteMaybe. If so that Bronco just stopped giving a fuck, going out in public like that.
ReplyDeletecbt turned his bronco into lindsay lohan.
ReplyDeleteNow we are onto something. I bet that Bronco started to get stares from the other cars, and it couldn't take it anymore.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the Bronco committed suicide.
btw, thanks kb.
ReplyDeletei think the bronco tried a murder-suicide type of thing.
ReplyDeleteMaybe. Where's CBT? He might have shot the tires out on that thing, like when those two guys tried to rob his house, and he shot their tires out with his gun.
ReplyDeleteIf I had CBT in me, there would be a whole lotta people dying
ReplyDeleteNice fancy dish you have as your picture, Mr. Fancy Man.
ReplyDeleteCBT in you? ummm
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Streets? Yeahm, I don't know what's up with that statement by your boy. I just gave him a pass on that.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteDid you go out on the dates this weekend? If so, how was it?
What's up with the blindfold picture Streets? Were you filming a bukkake scene?
ReplyDeleteso why does cbt deny him being a sniper? and how did he know they were coming ahead of time? does he have esp?
ReplyDeleteNo, he was hunting and he saw them breaking into his place.
ReplyDeletemy comment, in RE:
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
if you had cbt in you i think you would stop giving a fuck too. i bet at one point this was a decent and well respected bronco, until cbt got mixed up with it."
anyway, yeah spurs I am putting a new dish of mine up every week, in hopes of winning Elfie back with my culinary prowess....
spurs: its not a blindfold its a big easter hat, duh
ReplyDeleteYeah, I just wanted to make sure that's what you were referring to Wopness.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, it's not a hat, it's a blindfold.
ReplyDeleteAnd good luck winning Streets back Wopness, I hope your "culinary prowess" helps.
ReplyDeleteYes it is a hat and not a blindfold. I went on 0 dates this weekend. On Saturday I opted to go out with my friend who was in town rather than go on a date and well things went downhill from there, there was no Sunday lunch date cause I was hungover.
ReplyDeleteYes Streets, I see it's a hat, being it goes around your head. Just giving you a hard time. It is a nice hat.
ReplyDeleteSo I guess you broke these guy's hearts this weekend huh?
bet me?
ReplyDeleteI have seen the whole pic
she didnt go cause she really loves me
ReplyDeleteI know it's a hat Wopness, I'm just giving Streets a hard time. Please don't get all riled up on me. I don't want my day ruined.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I'm quite sure that's why she didn't go. She was thinking of you.
Haha actually my plans really got ruined by someone who we ended up around on Sunday early am... cock blocker.
ReplyDeleteI also got into a street altercation with a man on a bike. My name is Streets, cause I take it to the streets... word.
Are you serious about the altercation? What happened?
ReplyDeleteHow about those Nuggets I mean Lakers.
ReplyDeleteKobe.
Is that Medium Pimpin? What's up man?
ReplyDeleteNot much man, just stoppin in to harrass you about the Spurs losing. How've you been?
ReplyDeletePretty good bud, it's nice to see you around again. Yeah, the Spurs don't look all that good. Although Blair has proven to be a steal. I don't know what it is about them. I would have thought with Jefferson they'd be doing much better. Hopefully this upcoming road trip will help them out.
ReplyDeleteHow are things going for you?
ReplyDeleteOh, and screw Kobe.
Yes I am serious.
ReplyDeleteI was at my friends house and she opened her front door and her dog ran out. The guy was riding his bike so the dog started chasing him and I ran after the dog. Well the guy gets off his bike and starts trying to hit the dog with the bike and the dog starts barking. I told the guy stop moving and I will grab the dog (the dog is nice but was moving so much I couldn't grab him)... but instead the guy decided to cuss and threaten me. I got in his face and cussed him the fuck out. There were people outside two houses and one ghetto ass lady with 15 fucking bebe's welfare bastards told me to not use that language in her neighborhood so I said something to her stupid ass too and then the other neighboor laughed and yelled something to her and the guy on the bike and tried to help me catch the dog. That's all
That's awesome Streets. Nice job. So your friend lives in a crappy part of town or what?
ReplyDeleteErase that skelton Spurs will you? I had to log into my work account and I accidently posted from it FUCK!
ReplyDeleteTell the story again Streets.
ReplyDeleteI also got into a more physical altercation with a guy this weekend, same guy who ruined my Sunday lunch date.
ReplyDeletearthur?
ReplyDeleteHow do I turn off that damn tapps?!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy bosses name! I was logged into his schedule. haha
ReplyDeleteyou cant. just turn off the volume on your speakers.
ReplyDeleteoh man, im so gonna email him!!!
ReplyDeleteim gonna greg blast him.
ReplyDeleteIt comes to me...
ReplyDeleteI am trying to listen to some Erasure "A little Respect"
Damn Streets, another altercation with a guy? How did that go down? And did you show him who's boss and cuss at him, like you did the last time?
ReplyDeleteyeah, nothing like a good old fashioned cussing. way to beat them up.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, I think it would be fun to hang out with Streets when she starts going off on someone.
ReplyDeletei think it might kinda be like hanging around a chihuahua.
ReplyDeleteA good looking chiuahua.
ReplyDeleteWell what happened was I accidently got drunk and the guy I was supposed to have a Sunday date with was down the street so he was going to pick us up but then some of our friends showed up. 2 of them were sober and one was a drunk dumbass. While I was talking to my date on the phone he yelled into the phone about booty calls and tag teaming.
ReplyDeleteWe ended up at his house (we've been there many times before) He kept trying to get us to go in the room with him. At some point he got my friend in the room with him with the door shut and I went and opened the door to check on my friend and when I did she ran out. Well he didnt like that and so he grabbed my arm and twisted it until I was bent on my side on the bed. Then he yelled at me about what a cock blocker I was. I didn't yell at him or do anything because quite frankly I know him, we've hung out many times and that behavior was totally out of character for him, I was in a bit of shock. I got up and as soon as I walked out of the room my friend already had our stuff in her hands cause he did the same thing to her. The sober friends took us back to my car, they at least very sweet.
i just sent artie a picture of my cock
ReplyDeleteI'm not like a Chihuhua! More like a Boston Terrier, cute and little but scrappy.
ReplyDeleteDamn Streets, I hope you don't plan on hanging out with that jackass again.
ReplyDeletejesus Elf, you might want to take a good hard look at who you are hanging out with. Not that its my business but woman abusing, attempted date (gang)rape and the like, dont sound like particularly great circumstances
ReplyDeleteUmm no Spurs, I will never hang out with him again. He showed up at my friends house last night after neither of us would answer our phones, he apologized but denied doing anything that we said he did and then eventually siad yes some of that happened but we were exaggerating and making him seem like a scary guy.
ReplyDeleteelfie, you are only as good as the people you hang out with.
ReplyDeleteThere was no attempted gang rape, the other guys there had no part in his actions and once they found out what had happened they were pissed.
ReplyDeleteYep, he's never acted like that before, although I can say I was a very uneasy going with him because in recent weeks his girlfriend broke up with him and he's been increasingly creepy towards me. And you know what? I DID NOT WANT TO GO WITH THEM but my friend was intent on it and I could not in good conscience let her go alone, I am actually a bit upset with her for not listening to me when I told her repeatedly that I didn't want to go with them and had already arranged a ride for us.
ReplyDeletei bet cbt is looking at this post with his pants around his ankles and drews pic on his lap.
ReplyDeleteThat was funny Anon.
ReplyDeleteThe repair shop replaced the seals in the transfer case and the transmission in the Bronco and refilled the fluid. The fucking thing will be ready in the morning.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
i bet cbt is looking at this post with his pants around his ankles and drews pic on his lap."
It would have to be Elfie's picture and the unknown comic avatar is cool.
Me and athena used to drive through the u-district when we were 19 or 20 haha, and ask all the frat guys to get in our car for candy, it was priceless to see so many people run!! haha!!!. Oh my gosh, but one guy actually got in, and we scared the shit out of him, and he ended up climbing out of my window at a red light =_)
ReplyDeleteI don't particularly care for Howard Stern, I'll be going for more of a Bob Robbins deal (google him), except I'll skip the part where his ex boss had him beaten up by gang members.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteMaybe. Where's CBT? He might have shot the tires out on that thing, like when those two guys tried to rob his house, and he shot their tires out with his gun."
Spurs, I have no idea what you're talking about and you know why.
roy
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteThat's good. You shouldn't hang out with that assclown again.
id rape those dumb whores too
ReplyDeleteHey Spurs. I love how Kalli calls me her stalker, but she just requested to follow me on twitter, and she is only folowing one person
ReplyDeleteme.
I was really hoping the Bronco was toast so I could talk my boss into a new company vehicle.
ReplyDeleteBtw, it's a rifle, not a "gun". One is for fighting, the other's for fun. I never go out on the farm without either a rifle or a shotgun, or into town without a pistol.
Well Pam, I don't even know why you play into her game.
ReplyDeleteI think the dirty finally got shut down
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? Why do you say that?
ReplyDeletehaha I dont play her games, it gives me one extra follow
ReplyDeleteI just feel bad she is following me I upload a lot of nudes. haha
Wopness, I see what you mean. What's up with that look?
ReplyDeleteNO DONT SAY ITS SO MY LIFE WILL BE OVER.
ReplyDeletehaha.,
I know Pam. Where would you submit Nickel?
ReplyDeletehaha so funny.
ReplyDeleteAnyways, I think I know whats up!!. They know I will be in Scottsdale in two weeks, they can't take the competition of my celebrity
"Pamela Anne said...
ReplyDeleteroy"
What Princess Pam? Are you in a better mood today?
That's probably it Pam. They may as well shut the city down for the parade that will bill be thrown in your honor.
ReplyDeleteYeah I am in a good mood today
ReplyDeleteI put a hole through my wall last night =(
*be* thrown in your honor.
ReplyDeleteWell duh, I am pretty much the only thing nik will ever have to his claim to fame, I made him.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteDon't forget that if money ever gets tight, he can boost parking meters with the best of them.
true Spurs, true. And he enjoys Britney Spears's music. Francis, if you are reading this, please close your eyes.
ReplyDeleteI think I may have to contact Wop and keep him for myself. All that is lingering is whether or not he vacuums...
Spam-why would you do sucha thing to your wall?
ReplyDeleteAnd why are you coming to Az again?
He probably dances around to Britney when he's vacuuming.
ReplyDeleteoh spurs, I have a serious issue I need to discuss with you. Be on the lookout for an email from in about 87 seconds (I type fast)
ReplyDeleteI have a meeting in Scottsdale in two weeks
ReplyDeleteIts a meeting.
=)
anyways, and I didn't punch my wall I just slammed a door into it haha
All right.
ReplyDeleteI just wrote a country song about BH. It's called "I Can't Get You Off My Mind 'Cause I Can't Get This Smell Off My Finger".
ReplyDeleteAre you going to sing it too CBT?
ReplyDeleteyes I vacuum!
ReplyDeleteJust a matter of time before Streets is yours now Wopness.
ReplyDeleteI have the worse luck
ReplyDeleteWhat happened now Pam?
ReplyDeletea meeting? Pam I do not like the sound of this.
ReplyDeleteEnlighten me anyway.
Wop-do you do the dishes? Bathrooms? What about laundry?
CBT, if I was ever in your olfactory vicinity it would be as a trial witness.
ReplyDelete"olfactory vicinity?"
ReplyDeleteNice choice of words bitchhog.
A meeting KB don't be mad, we should hang out when I am not in my meeting.
ReplyDeleteShe's meeting with the President kinkyb!tch to discuss national security.
ReplyDeleteKB - I have been on my own since 18, a single father for 7 years (5 of which I have had sole custody) I do ever house choir known to man, woman, or otherwise.
ReplyDelete***every***
ReplyDeletePlease do Pam!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyeah please share with the class pamela
ReplyDeleteOH MY FUCKING GOSH TELL ME TOO, PAM!!
ReplyDeleteWop, that is nice. When you do get married, don;t let all that knowledge go to waste like some married men (I've heard) do.
Bh-I will send you crossword puzzles to do while you are in jury duty for CBT's trial.
oh and wop, i missed that link you put up. sorry. it better have been a britney spears or lost related link though.
ReplyDeleteokay I know I said I would give up drinking but my friend just invited me to the bar later tonight..I don't have on campus class tomorrow..what should I do?
ReplyDeleteWhat if I get drugged again?
Well, just be careful. Don't let your drink out of your site.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't drink too much kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletesonofabitch this music. Anon, you are funny, I had no idea.
ReplyDeleteNo, I will not drink too much, Spursy. I have self-control over myself. My alter ego..no one can control her, she's just a free bird, what can I say?
Well kinkyb!tch, try to cage that "free bird."
ReplyDeleteKB,
ReplyDeleteJust drug everyone at the bar. That way they will be too fucked up to think about drugging you.
Now that's even better advice.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up DG?
dg you are a genius. can I borrow your ambien?
ReplyDeleteI hope I see Rq out tonight. I need to let her know to reserve a bed for me for her rehab clinic she is opening once she hops onthe wagon.
Just glad to be done with work. Days like this make sugar daddys sound more appealing. But then again, one look at that old hill billy sugar daddy on here puts my mind back where it belongs.
ReplyDeleteIf you run into Giraffe, tell her I said hello.
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess that's a good thing DG.
ReplyDeleteAmbien will not be enough but add some muscle relaxers and wine and that should do the job.
ReplyDeleteIf CBT get that fuckin truck fixed, I reckon Imo blow it up anyway. We awl tired of that there veehcle harassin awl are pre-teens in dem school zones
ReplyDelete- Concerned Arkansas Citizen
This music on here was funny for a second but enough is enough! I appreciate that I have a mute button. Now if only everyone else came with a button like that, my life would be perfect.
ReplyDeleteThanks for letting us know your concern, Arkansas Citizen.
ReplyDeleteOh shit, you are on to me. Damnit, I thought I was being slick personally.
ReplyDeleteMy wings will never be clipped cause I will allow no one to clip them. No one can take from you what you won't allow them to.
Add poetry to my list of talents, please. Or I will, I am the secretary after all.
You are the secretary kinkyb!tch, so mark that in your notes.
ReplyDeleteand thread died...........
ReplyDelete=) tatazz follows nickel. I think I should delete her, I spell fire.
ReplyDeleteKay-Bee (nice toys):
ReplyDeleteHow could you think that your comfort is not my first priority? You could wear your PJ's at my office; in fact I have proposed that the Standardized executive assistant uniform be sheer white linen loungewear to accommodate the Arizona climate. Now, some think that is distracting-because of the bright white, I suppose-but dammit, employee comfort comes first.
So I will make myself available to you, KB, Feb.29th, at Kierland Commons Soma Intimates, where you can try on dozens of different sheer linen and silk outfits for my approval as office wear. I will also assist you with the visual presentation to your company's supervisor-we could simulate a typical water cooler mishap, and your boss could see that the cooling properties of linen is only...Enhanced by a thorough soaking... just one idea; I have several others...;)
The thread did die. Now the music seems to be more fitting.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I sent you a picture of the Bronco in the snowbank on Push Mountain. I may be in luck, turns out they may not have the fucker fixed. I'll know tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteFrom the older post, Francis isn't at all gay, just seriously pussy whipped.
ReplyDeletePam:
ReplyDeleteNothing is wrong with Tatazz. She's cool.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteI couldn't download the pic.
cbt, i thought you had a M.A.S.H. 4077th jeep as a back-up?
ReplyDeleteI think he does anonymous.
ReplyDeleteoh how i miss tatazz being here.
ReplyDeletei wonder if he dress like radar oreily when he out with his coon dogs and putting peanuts in his pepsi?
ReplyDeletedresses*
ReplyDeleteThat's funny man.
ReplyDeletei could picture that to be honest. he orders a grape knee high just for the added effect.
ReplyDeleteso cbt, if they dont fix it are you getting the red van ahead of time?
ReplyDeleteHey, I'm going to put up a different pic of his Bronco. It's more fitting.
ReplyDeleteok. use the lego one? hahaha!!! just kidding.
ReplyDeleteNo, check it out now. This one is way better.
ReplyDeleteNo shit. That would be perfect. With CBT trapped underneath.
ReplyDeleteCheck out all the decals on that bad boy.
ReplyDeleteThat Bronco is simply about music.
ReplyDeleteall you would see is the brim of a cowboy hat and size 10 womens high heeled stilettos.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious. You know what I think CBT needs to spice it up? Besides those naked chick mudflaps?
ReplyDeleteA dominos lighted sign on top.
hahaha!! made out of real dominos.
ReplyDeleteIt does look like a redneck Nascar ride. He should be a number on the side of it.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking ZERO would be the perfect number.
or maybe a windsock on the antenna.
ReplyDeleteI've got a Radar story. I was in the Hotel Ottumwa in Ottumwa, Iowa in the summer of 2007 and was having a beer in the hotel bar, The Tom Tom Tap (more shit I wish I was lyin' about) and I started fucking with the bartender. I asked him, "So where's the statute of Radar O'Reilly?" Serious a cancer he says, "They took it down about 10 years ago because folks had stopped coming to see it". I had no idea there'd ever been a statue of Radar. Losta pretty young fat chicks in Ottumwa.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to talk the owner of the stations into a new GMC 4WD if they can't fix the Bronco.
Btw, I'll actually still be selling advertising for the company even after I get my show, but it'll be for 4 stations in two different towns. That's a lot easier to do for an on air personality.
but knowing cbt he would put 69.
ReplyDeleteA windsock would be good. But I'm thinking that shitty Jack in the Box head would be perfect for the antenna.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious. You know what I think CBT needs to spice it up? Besides those naked chick mudflaps?
A dominos lighted sign on top."
Spurs, can you get me on at Dominos? I heard you were a manager.
Hey CBT:
ReplyDeleteDo you have a CB in that Bronco?
We don't hire sex offenders CBT.
ReplyDeletehey cbt, go to autozone and in the 'vato' isle you should find some bullet hole stickers. put those on but make sure you dont cover the 'r.i.p. #3' sticker.
ReplyDeleteSo no, I couldn't get you a job.
ReplyDeleteI don't watch NASCAR and I've never been to a tractor pull or monster truck show. I suspect that's about to have to change.
ReplyDelete'We don't hire sex offenders CBT.'
ReplyDeletehahahaha!!! instant classic.
Hey CBT, in all seriousness, is that where Radar is from?
ReplyDeleteNo CB Spurs. In fact I didn't even own one back in the day. I always thought they were stupid.
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked that one Anonymous.
ReplyDeletenot even after smokey and the bandit made CBs cool?
ReplyDeletehttp://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Cure-Vaginal-Odor---Tips-to-Try-Now&id=1417757
ReplyDeleteJust for you BH.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletenot even after smokey and the bandit made CBs cool?"
Nothing made them cool after "Convoy".
you didnt have a cool handle like, 'midnight animal'?
ReplyDelete"We're gonna move this truckin' convoy cross the usa....coooonnnnvvooooyyyy"
ReplyDeleteOr "Pedo Phile?"
ReplyDeleteor Phil McCracken?
ReplyDeleteWhere is RR? I need some Adderall.
ReplyDeleteI saw she was posted over at thedirty again DG. Not very flattering.
ReplyDeleteor how about the classic, Ben Dover?
ReplyDeleteOr Dick Burns?
ReplyDeleteOr Jerry Atrick?
ReplyDeleteI remember when I was 11, my friend and I would sneak in my brother's truck and talk on the CB. We give ourselves names like 'Sugar Lips' and would tell truckers to meet us at an exit.
ReplyDeleteEven as a child I was a tease.
or, im infected with herpes?
ReplyDeleteShe was? I have to study but cannot concentrate. I wonder if a dentist over the border would prescribe them to me. Or are there real doctors on the border too?
ReplyDelete