This is the woman that Pam works with at her job supervising kids while they color books. I think that Pam might have had a little bit of a lesbo fling with redhead here. Pam looks a little shy. Like she's not really sure if she's ready to start wearing camo and flannel.
As far as fireface? She appears comfortable. But fireface has the look of a troublemaker.
And I think we should take the time to congratulate CBT on his engagement to his niece. I mean girlfriend. I think we should take up a fund and buy CBT a bullet proof vest when he goes and asks his brother for her hand in marriage. I mean her dad.
Ceeby-I am happy for you, if you are happy. You seem like you are so, Congratulations. Serious talk-can I come to your wedding? I am a little scared you may get shot when you go to Augusta as well. I will send good vibes your way.
ReplyDeleteSpursy-guess what I am doing?
What's that kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteAnd in all seriousness, I'm happy for CBT too. That doesn't mean I can't give him a hard time about it.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I hope I get an invite to the wedding too.
ReplyDeleteCeeby I will not give you a hard time. I will probably laugh at what other's say though. :)
ReplyDeleteSpursy-I'm making a cake. I picked strawberry again 'cause my house smelled so good when I made the last one.
Nice. What's the occasion?
ReplyDeleteThanks kb.
ReplyDeleteI thought Pam liked Asian girls.
ReplyDeleteCBT is getting married, that is the occassion!
ReplyDeleteNo, it is my sister's birthday. So being the cake boss that I am, I am baking her a cake.
That's nice of you. Perhaps you can be commissioned (that's for you again CBT, like the 21 gun salute) to do the wedding cake kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteThat is a great idea!
ReplyDeleteCeebs-what do you say? I promise to not jump out of it, I will respect your day.
You are classy kinkyb!tch. That is thoughtful.
ReplyDeleteKb, I'd be honored.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Elfie?
ReplyDeleteI don't know where Streets is. I don't think she went out with Xerxes yet.
ReplyDeleteI am going to jump on this bandwagon. Congratulations, CBT.
ReplyDeleteIt is hard for me to hold back, but I have a feeling that your head and "heart" are telling you two different things.
And I do hold Elfie responsible for this. If it gets CBT to stop talking about pussy all the time, I will thank her.
ReplyDeleteSince yo ulike quotes, CBT, I thought maybe you could get this bachelor party started by some of the best quotes or slams you have heard personally by women throughout your long, illustrious life.
ReplyDelete"BH said...
ReplyDeleteAnd I do hold Elfie responsible for this. If it gets CBT to stop talking about pussy all the time, I will thank her."
I think you can tell Elfie thanks.
Something is very different about you now, CBT. Almost like a monotone, computerized version.
ReplyDeletethat bitch looks like howdy doody's fat sister, with downs syndrome
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteSomething is very different about you now, CBT. Almost like a monotone, computerized version."
I'm drained right now. I'll liven back up in a few days.
lmfao. @ wtd.
ReplyDeleteshe is a trouble maker spurs. she is the one who made me drink and smash tiles
by the way we dont fucking paint paper
"BH said...
ReplyDeleteI am going to jump on this bandwagon. Congratulations, CBT.
It is hard for me to hold back, but I have a feeling that your head and "heart" are telling you two different things."
I've spent most of my life controlling the struggle between my head and my dick. I'm not used to my heart becoming involved. The last time was in the cereal aisle at Kroger's. That was a long time ago.
Roy
ReplyDeleteyou don't love her
but I am still happy for you
I didnt believe it was the real CBT either so I texted him (no homo) and yep, its him, not cadamino hat
ReplyDeletewop, i was going to say the same thing. fucker. lol.
ReplyDeleteand yeah, congrats to cbt for doing something he swore to himself he would never do again. and no, im not talking about him taking a bath im talking about him getting married.
What's up bitchhog?
ReplyDeletePam, I'm afraid I do love her.
ReplyDeleteYeah Wop, that was the real me.
ReplyDeletewhy is conan obrien wearing a wig? And when did he gain 90lbs?
ReplyDeleteYou don't its lust
ReplyDeleteit will soon dissipate into a downward spiral of self loathing
I do wish you luck
"The last time was in the cereal aisle at Kroger's."
ReplyDeleteCaptain Crunch is like Cupid.
lmao thats so mean the d.
ReplyDelete"why is conan obrien wearing a wig? And when did he gain 90lbs?"
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious.
"and no, im not talking about him taking a bath im talking about him getting married."
ReplyDeleteLMMFAO
Pam: where did you ever find the rare Ginger Manatee? Thought they were extinct
ReplyDeleteHey Pam, this is a woman pictured. You can tell by her name. Pamela.
ReplyDelete"Pamela Anne said...
ReplyDeleteYou don't its lust"
Honey, I know the difference between love and lust.
danny bonaduce got hair extensions?
ReplyDeletei bet for his wedding he is going to change his under-roos.
ReplyDelete"and no, im not talking about him taking a bath im talking about him getting married."
ReplyDeleteThat was great anonymous.
"and no, im not talking about him taking a bath im talking about him getting married."
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty funny.
naw, pam is a dudes name. but only in seattle. its like americas france up there.
ReplyDeleteboy donna from the 70's show sure packed on the pounds when that show got canceled
ReplyDeletepam someone painted your cow orange
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT! Pam you know Garfeild? Tell him I read all of his books when I was a kid!
ReplyDeletedoes Garfeild want another pan of lasagna?
ReplyDeleteDoes this make Pam, Odie?
ReplyDeleteHe is on a roll.
ReplyDeleteNo, Pam is Jon Wopness. She's the butch.
ReplyDeleteyeah, we should call him butter. has anyone seen the pics of scarlett johannson in iron man 2? mmmm hhmmm.
ReplyDeleteShe's in the second one? Good choice.
ReplyDeletehttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2RrhdyJFL5g/R1BS0yE1SxI/AAAAAAAABHs/j6Rtef5Jt_E/s400/muppets-animal.gif
ReplyDeletepam when you munched that firecrotch did you almost smother from those polka dotted thunder thighs?
ReplyDeleteThat muppets comparision is hilarious Wopness.
ReplyDeleteThat lesbian couple is about as appealing as Rosie O'donnel dating a female German Shepard
ReplyDeleteThat would be hot. By the way, Rosie has a new woman now.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletecbt, guess what? youre not the only person in the world who served in the military. i have a cousin that was in the army for 6 years and of those 6 he was in iraq for 4 years killing people on a almost daily basis. im sure his numbers are far greater than yours and he doesnt whine about it. he knew what he was getting himself into when he signed up. now get over it."
Then your cousin can talk shit to me about this subject. He's earned the right. You haven't.
is she fat? I can't tell. Sugarhigh from the frosting maybe?
ReplyDeleteCeebs-don't get married. I've heard it isn't all what it is cracked up to be.
kb, I've been there a couple of times.
ReplyDeleteso why would you want to go back?
ReplyDeleteim just sayin. counsel a young gal like myself.
ReplyDeleteI see you have the sporks back kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteSpurs-a-lurs, make no mistake. Whether my sporks are present or not, I will cut a motherfucker (or bitch) without any notice.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's really intimidating kinkyb!tch. I mean, every threat you leveled before gave me a laugh and a shake of the head, but this time I'm really spooked.
ReplyDeleteYou better be. I know where live. You gave yourself away with that Ra-tard school for Girls slip up.
ReplyDelete*where you
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I just did the * deal to indicate my mistake above. I hate when everyone else does it, why did I just do it?
ReplyDeleteBecause you want to be cool. And I have a moat around where I live. You couldn't get in.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious. We have an ice and snowstorm headed this way and during the event closings announcements my boss said "Oh shit" and it got recorded and it's playing in a repeating spot nobody can seem to get stopped.
ReplyDeleteI can swim. Or I can always bring Elfie and use her rack to float on over.
ReplyDeleteFace it Spurs, you are screwed. Better sleep with one eye open.
Are you serious? That's funny CBT. Will the FCC fine the station?
ReplyDeleteI hate fake lesbians, Pam. Kick that bitch to the curb.
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong of me to have had a dream involving myself, DG, and Bradley Cooper and not tell her about it?
ReplyDeleteI have alligators in the moat kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI think you kind of just did kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI will bring a steak laced with roofies and feed it to them, Spurs. (that was another Hangover reference btw).
ReplyDeleteI didn't tell her the details though. She may want to know them so she can fantasize to them later. It's only fair.
I am kicking her. I am tempted to tell my job the truth of what happened, I Will get fired because I am more mad security got away with it and was a bitch about it and told on me,
ReplyDeleteYou always have a response, don't you kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeletepretty much, Spurs. It's a skill really.
ReplyDeleteShe is bigger then me she will beat me up
ReplyDeleteYeah, you are like Naploean Dynamite kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteShe probably would kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletenah, Pam. You can kick her and run away. She won't be able to catch you. Also, haven't you ever seen a midget beat someone's ass? They grab their nuts, kick them in the shin (we all know that hurts), jump on them,etc. You have an advantage being small.
ReplyDeleteSpurs-you would like to be Pedro to my Napoleon, don't lie.
I meant she probably would Pam.
ReplyDeleteI am so glad I am referred to as a midget LMFAO
ReplyDeleteceebs, do not ignore my questions above. I will not make you a red velvet cake for your wedding if you do.
ReplyDeleteNo kinkyb!tch, I'll be that one guy who gives you a hard time. Like when you are doing sign language, and I'll look at you as if you are a big goofball. But you won't have to be doing sign language. You won't have to be doing anything.
ReplyDeleteBecause I'm happier with her than without her kb.
ReplyDeleteso simple and elegant, Ceebs, I love it.
ReplyDeleteOkay, you are ready to be married, I decided.
Serious talk-I wish you all the best. But don't knock her up, Ceebs. Midnight feedings and diapers and stuff at your age will put you that much closer to a heart attack. I need you around a little bit longer.
put a bandaid over wolfy when you guys have sex.
ReplyDeleteSince your so stealth kinkyb!tch, just creeps into CBT's shed and hide his viagra. He won't be knocking her up.
ReplyDeletethat is an idea, spurs. but it wouldnt be fair for him to not get laid. I mean, isn't that why people get married, to have ass accessible at all times? I just dont think it wise to knock her up so soon, if at all.
ReplyDeleteGood advice Dr. Ruth.
ReplyDeletekb, I have daughters that are three and one years old. I think I can handle it. Anyway Erin says she doesn't want stretch marks and pancake titties, so it probably won't be an issue. She's excited about being a stepmother.
ReplyDeleteMy rack is way nicer than her's.
ReplyDeleteDo you think she was still getting laid at her age? I had a couple once that were both in their 70s and they were still banging. He gave her HPV.
and BV now that I think about it..
ReplyDeleteShe probably was kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteMy life is so complicated well my love life
ReplyDeleteI am off to the gym for now with this girl we both want to date, she is a different girl ..
And tonight is a date with John a guy I have dated off and on for the past year, but he is actually literally ironically married to a lesbian
Oh some one figure this all out for me
What's BV?
ReplyDeleteI don't know Ceebs, Wolfie has some magical powers, I would cover him or wrap it up, whichever you prefer. She doesn't look like the type to get stretch marks.
ReplyDeletemarried to a lesbian? Or she is bi? Do they have an open marriage? Give them my email address.
ReplyDeletespurs-see what I mean about you whores'? Stick it in anything but you don't evaluate the risks first. BV=bacterial vaginosis
Excuse me, Biohazardb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI prefer educatedb!tch, but whatevs.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you do not want to know all the things cooters and penises can sprout.
pam, I am going to email you now. Take a pic of John while he is working out and send it to me.
ReplyDeleteWolfie is your tattoo that gets chick's pregnant, CBT!
ReplyDeleteWolfie is that crazy chick on the post below CBT. Are you going senile? Your fiancee isn't going to like that.
ReplyDeleteTrue kb, the only girls that have bitten that tattoo are my daughter's mothers.
ReplyDeleteI am working out with Liza, me and marvin are good friends with her.
ReplyDeleteJohn is later lol
Le Kinkyb!tch said...
ReplyDeleteWolfie is your tattoo that gets chick's pregnant, CBT!
SPURS FAN said...
Wolfie is that crazy chick on the post below CBT. Are you going senile? Your fiancee isn't going to like that.
I knew about the chick on the older post. I was wondering if kb had confused her with my girl.
I'm out guys, I gotta go feed cattle before this storm hits.
Wrap it up, CBT, that is all I'm sayin.
ReplyDeletePam, do not tease me like that ever again.
Later on CBT.
ReplyDeleteI emailed you for nothing then, great.
ReplyDeleteAll that work down the drain kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI know. I had to log in, find her address, type out a formal request, sign and notarize it. Shit.
ReplyDeleteYou should be compensated for your wasted time.
ReplyDeleteKBeezy fah Sheezy:
ReplyDeleteEmail me then, never a waste of time
I don't have your address, Wop.
ReplyDeleteSo sorry.
I should be compensated, Spurs. I love how you see my true worth, thanks.
Is this gay?
ReplyDeleteI wanted to surprise my sister 'cause she always says her husband doesn't really do much for her birthday, so I made her a cake and put that, her gift, balloons and a card on her doorstep so she would see it when she got home.
I really do feel kinda gay for doing it, but Idon't know why.
ReplyDeleteI think it is my gift I got her..
That's not gay kinkyb!tch. That's nice.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you get her?
yes gay, especially since it will be stole before she gets home
ReplyDeletewopnessthadon@yahoo.com
I may need another opinion before I believe it Spurs. Something about you being the judge all on gayness does not sit well with me for some reason.
ReplyDeleteI got her this..I guess it's like a journal you could say. It has all these pages in it that ask you questions like..well I can't recall and Id on't want to misquote them and make me sound like a ra-tard. But basically it is stuff for her to fill out about me and her and about when we grew up and our relationship now as adults and for the future. She fills it out, then gives it to me when she is done. So really, Iguess it is a gift for me. I think that is why I feel gay.
Well, it's selfish if anything.
ReplyDeleteWop, we do not live in the ghettos of Tucson. It will not be stolen. Eaten, perhaps. Laced with meth, absolutely. But not stolen, come on, we have more class than that in our neighborhoods.
ReplyDeleteis it really, Spurs? Shit, I better go get it before she gets home!
ReplyDeleteWhy does she have to give it back to you?
ReplyDeletemaybe I should post a link of the journals so you can understand? I thought about getting one and me filling one out and giving it to her, but that is not how they work, and isnt't it a bit presumptious to think she would want something like that about me?
ReplyDeleteI'm just giving you a hard time kinkyb!tch. I'm sure your sister will appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, post a link.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sanddunebooks.com/
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty cool. I like the "Hi Sis" letter that is included.
ReplyDeleteok, and here is the inscription on the inside of the journal (this is one I have for my grandma, so I can have a record of her life)
ReplyDeleteHi Grandma,
I am giving this book to you so that you'll return it to me. Youre so very special and this is my chance to learn a little more about who you were once upon a time and who you are right now.
Its funny how all who touch us affect our lives in unique ways. Please take some time and reflect on the questions inside and write as much or as little as you want.
I look forward to getting this back soon. And please know that I will cherish it, not because of what you wrote, but simply because you wrote.
And then it has questions like
What might i be surprise to learn about my parent when much younger?
how do you think i am similar? different?
what were your sisters like when you were growing up?
how long did you and grandpa date?
etc.
these are gay?
ReplyDeletei thought they were kinda cool but now you two whores made me second guess myself.
I just typed that shit myself and it is all online?
ReplyDeleteI am going back to bed. Today has not been my day.
Congrats CBT........have WOP draw up a Pre-nup and make sure to get snipped this weekend.
ReplyDeleteit's not about ME, it's about US.
ReplyDeletewop, take your email addy and shove it up your azz
Hey Kbeezy
ReplyDeleteit does totally tarnish my street cred though. I better delete it.
ReplyDeleteHey Mr. B!
ReplyDeleteHow was your day?
Love, are my gifts gay?
I am not into shoving things up my ass, thats spurs, i will shove it up yours though (even though Id then be gay according to you ladies)
ReplyDeleteYour gifts are awesome, CBT should feel very lucky to have such an organized wedding planner
ReplyDeleteSee, Wop? Francis has it down.
ReplyDelete"I had a couple once that were both in their 70s and they were still banging."
ReplyDeleteKB, are you a swinger? Also, I had the same dream the day before that about you and Bradley. How else do you think I could come up with the cumming inside me line so quickly? I obviously was thinking about someone.
No, in fact I was thinking of ordering a couple.
ReplyDeletereal talk
ReplyDeletedg-as patients. gross i woudlnt bang old people
ReplyDeleteBitches and hoes... the lot of you.
ReplyDeleteHi ALL!
I missed a lot it seems, KB where is the post that DH talks about cumming inside? If it made you tingle I need to read it.
Oh and BTW I think your gift is sweet but it would be cool if you bought one too and filled it out for her then when she gives yours back you can give her the one you wrote in for her.
But old people have more experience. They me teach some stuff that you don't already know.
ReplyDeletemay not me
ReplyDeleteelf-that is what I was thinking, but I thought that was a bit selfish, like what if she didnt want that from me?
ReplyDeletethat was the best dream i have ever had in my life. seriously.
ReplyDeleteI like that you pulled my hair.
ReplyDeleteI did too. Although truth be told, I felt tingley when we kissed after you blew him.
ReplyDeleteFuck, I am a pig and I am going to hell.
no amount of suzy homemaker cakes I bake will rectify those thoughts I have and carry out when I can.
ReplyDeleteSomeone pray for me, please. Pam, where are you?
What's up Francis?
ReplyDeleteHello Streets.
ReplyDeleteElfie,
ReplyDeleteTo give you a quick recap. Spurs says that he fake orgasms for some girls. KB said that the girl must be a ra-tard if she can't tell that he faked it earning spurs the new nickname of ra-tard fucker. So here is what I said:
"My favorite part is when a guy is finishing inside me. There is pulsing and trembling that follow that last real hard thrust."
Spurs admitted he cannot fake that therefore confirming he is a ra-tard fucker just as KB suspected.
Spurs: No thanks
ReplyDeleteSkip the formalities and pray for me, Spurs! What is wrong with you??
ReplyDeleteBasically what DG admitted Streets is that she's a cum dumpster.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteAre there prayers for adulterers?
spurs, stop it, my stomach is already aching from laughing again cause Dg just said ra-tard fucker.
ReplyDeletedont make me laugh at you now (again) for your lack in understanging sarcasm.
And basically what spurs admitted is he isn't really into women or he would be able to finish.
ReplyDeleteshe isnt a cum dumpster, that one used a condom, remember?
ReplyDeleteCum Dumpster:
ReplyDeleteGo back to last nights conversation about a certain subject, and then you'll be able to figure out exactly what I am referring to.
Now go let some clown jizz and you, and think it'a all right because he's your "boyfriend."
*jizz in you*
ReplyDeleteso no one prayed for me?
ReplyDeleteGreat.
See you all in hell I guess.
I faked once, I can assure you she was not a retard, but we were both shit faced, i was wearing a condom, and I just wanted to go to bed.
ReplyDeleteHave no idea if she knew or not, but after 15 L.I. iced teas, couldnt care any less anyway
"i was wearing a condom"
ReplyDeleteBingo.
I'm praying for you KB... praying that you'll go down on me. I mean no!!!!... God bless you my child.
ReplyDeleteKB,
ReplyDeleteExcuse spurs because he doesn't realize that there is less feeling for a guy when he wears a rubber, not a girl.
I still feel the ending and I like it. It's like the aftershocks after a big earthquake.
and condom or not, how did your toes not curl, your legs not shake, and your knuckles not go pale?
ReplyDeleteSTDg:
ReplyDeleteDo you swallow too? Or is it just your rotten cooch that's a jizz dispenser?
DG~ I agree, that's actually my favorite part. And any girl who does not know if a guy had finished or not is a ra-tard.
ReplyDeleteIt's settled then.
ReplyDeletespurs and wop are both ra-tard fuckers.
anyone else want to own up to that?
Spurs, you fat lard, go check your mail.
ReplyDelete"and condom or not, how did your toes not curl, your legs not shake, and your knuckles not go pale?"
ReplyDeleteSeriously, we were beyond shit faced, no one was paying attention to details. And no I didnt really want to go to bed more than fuck, its more like I had to pass out... After accumulating a .39 bac and 2 hours of foreplay, I was numb, dumb, and couldnt....
while you are at it, pray for me and elfie.
ReplyDeleteelfie, i woudlve loved to have you in the bradley cooper dream. he was sandwiched in between my rack at one point while dg was sucking him off, and i was at the headboard, so i had the best view.
sonofabitch. Stop it kb. stop it now.
you get the point
ReplyDeleteGive it up, ra-tard fucker. Like I said yesterday, maybe the ra-tards were glad you faked it just so you would get off of them and go home.
ReplyDeleteplus that was when I was a teenager, the girls back then werent as bright as they are now
ReplyDeletei dont know wop, i've banged drunk many times, and no way was i giving up for sleep. if anything i was grateful his ass could hang for longer than 20 minutes.
ReplyDeletei must stop these thoughts...
ReplyDeleteWop,
ReplyDeleteWhiskey Dick is understandable. But Spurs just says he does it because he can't finish.
STDg:
ReplyDeleteWhen is the last time you got checked?
i checked her in my dream, her cooter was lovely.
ReplyDeleteSTDg:
ReplyDeleteAre you not only a cum dumpster but a stupid one too? I said go back to last night when kinkyb!tch and I were having a discussion about something, and then you'll figure it out.
elfie-I wouldve killed myself.
ReplyDeleteis that the dude that cheated on you with fat shrek?
what did we discuss?
ReplyDeleteand spurs. fuck you. i cant believe you wont pray for me.
Oh no I could go (drunk or not), just not that night... Frustrating as hell too. We messed around for hours, she kept saying no, so I passed out. Soon as I did, she grabbed my junk and woke me up...
ReplyDeleteI woulda hung like a champ if she woulda just gave in earlier
So elfie is joining in our dreams at night now, too? That's cool.
ReplyDeleteSince they basically told us where bradley bought his house we should go there and make this dream come true. We would be doing him a favor by giving him a break from that anorexic prune-face of a girlfriend he has now.
oh i love teasing like that wop. she is cool in my book, ra-tard or not.
ReplyDeletedg-let's do it.
ReplyDeleteI did not look up at him much while i blew him, but i do recall you pulling me by my hair up and down on him while i did it.
the hair on my arms is standing up right now. for real
I loved to be teased for hours. That is how Aspen got me and still gets me to this day.
ReplyDeleteGreat, now my mind is turning into kb's.
it was only a matter of time, Dg. Enjoy the tingles you will get at any time of the day or night, while looking at things that seemingly have no sexual ties at all. It is a beautiful world out there.
ReplyDeleteYes KB it was the dude who cheated with fat shrek... the nasty fuck. He was also the one who would hump my leg and gave me the worst sex I've ever had. He could cum but it was like I couldnt move or mess up his fucked up rythum for like 30 mins so he could focus, if I moved he lost it and gave up HAHA. He sucked.
ReplyDeletei thought i had some bad sexcapades. that sucks.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteYou need to thank elfie for self-diagnosing your Retarded Ejaculation problem. Maybe she can prescribe you some medication for it?
Not only is Elfie a Relationship Counselor, she is a doctor as well.