(some guy wants to trade a scooter for a car) I italicized Anon's words.
From:
To: sale-c3xzc-1584703425@craigslist.org
Sent: Wed, February 3, 2010 11:06:12 PM
Subject: trade my 2007 scooter for a car
i have a car that im willing to trade. its a honda accord. interested?
On Thu, Feb 4, 2010 at 12:55 AM, Jason Jefferson
i need a car. i still have the scooter. do you have any pictures of it?
So Anonymous sends him this picture:
From:
To: Jason Jefferson
Sent: Thu, February 4, 2010 1:47:42 AM
Subject: Re: trade my 2007 scooter for a car
yeah. its nothing that cant be buffed out.
On Thu, Feb 4, 2010 at 2:54 AM, Jason Jefferson
yeah you could buff out your face, but that still wouldnt help.
From:
To: Jason Jefferson
Sent: Thu, February 4, 2010 2:13:08 AM
Subject: Re: trade my 2007 scooter for a car
dude, you wont trade me? are you insane?
On Thu, Feb 4, 2010 at 4:33 AM, Jason Jefferson
what do you mean im insane? dude you sent me a picture of a smashed up car and basically told me to buff it out.
From:
Date: Thu, Feb 4, 2010 at 10:27 AM
Subject: Re: trade my 2007 scooter for a car
To: Jason Jefferson
what do you expect for a scooter? a bmw 750il?
Thanks for this. I really got a good laugh. That pic was perfect man.
That was funny!
ReplyDeleteCha cha, cha cha china club..............
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Drew? How was your weekend?
ReplyDeleteDid you get snowed in or what?
ReplyDeleteJust winding down. My son and I did the mall thing then came home to watch the hockey game. How bout those Spurs sonnnnnnnn. Nice win
ReplyDeleteYeah, that Spurs game was great. And that's cool you spent some time with your son. And that hockey game was badass too.
ReplyDeleteNo on the snow. It didn't hit us as hard as previously
ReplyDeleteAnd is Chang Chong related to that lady naked Asian lady working on your blog?
ReplyDeleteDirty Vegas Noodle? (great name by the way)
ReplyDeleteAnd that's good the snow missed you.
That anon guy is beyond funny!!
ReplyDeleteBro, it was a gr8 game and even though we lost, so what it very entertaining and my hat off to Team Canada for scratching there way back in. USA won the most medals so I guess you can say we won but my thought is that it's not about winning or losing. No forgy here but my I believe it's more about countries coming together.
ReplyDeleteHe is Anon.
ReplyDeleteBig Forgy:
ReplyDeleteKumbaya. But yeah, that game was cool. I'm glad I checked out the last few minutes and the O.T. The atmosphere was cool.
Oh, and it's all about winning.
"Fucked to death?"
ReplyDeleteInteresting.
So Drew, your Knicks sure are looking sloppy man. 1-9 last 10?
ReplyDeleteTerrible.
That sucks Dirty Vegas Noodle. I thought Asians were smart?
ReplyDeleteShe can't remember cause she road my freak of nature greg for an hour straight! Just sayin........
ReplyDeleteOMG! It was the best!
ReplyDeleteCan I ask you a question DVN? Why do would you choose such a degrading name for yourself to comment under?
ReplyDeleteI do like your occupation though DVN.
ReplyDeleteSure SpursFan. To answer your question, I'm an up and coming personality and my career is in the hands of both you Kasey and Big Drew. He tells me that you are the brains behind the scene so your wish can be my command?
ReplyDeleteDVN:
ReplyDeleteDrew is delusional if he thinks there is some partnership going on.
The brains of that operation over there is Romero. Or Kelli D. Which is sad.
Rafer Alston sucks too.
ReplyDeleteKnicks will probably offer him a max deal.
ReplyDeleteWowwwwwwwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteLJ & DW will be on the biggest stage in the NBA next year bro!
Those two are going to that shithole franchise. Guaranteed.
ReplyDelete*aren't* going
ReplyDeleteSrry Spurs, was busy. Nice how you deflected the question about your wish at my command. Perhaps Ari will better suit your needs?
ReplyDeleteWell, it appears by your bio you are a straight up whore DVN.
ReplyDeleteSo I'll have to pass.
I think I want to go post a naked pic of myself but tasteful of course. Please Kasey, don't judge me.
ReplyDeleteFunny, I'm sure it will be tasteful. And I won't judge you, don't worry.
ReplyDeleteDid you call me a whore Jack off?
ReplyDeleteI sure did. I mean, your industry is "tourism", I think that might be code for "escorting."
ReplyDeleteI just played you out!
ReplyDeleteWhat does that mean?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, did you get your federal around the same time you got your state?
ReplyDeleteThere's no state tax here EV. You should get the federal next Friday bud.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I picked up an Iphone today.
http://bigdrews.blogspot.com/2010/02/spursfansays-wants-me.html#links
ReplyDeleteHow are you liking it?
ReplyDeleteDamn, I was expecting something more perverted.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was Tuesday? Wasn't Friday the day for it to come in by mail?
ReplyDeleteI like it EV. It's badass. The internet is cool, and the touch keyboard is actually easy to use. I got the 16 GB one.
ReplyDeleteCan hold so much stuff.
No, Friday is direct deposit.
ReplyDelete超級 FAG的馬刺隊的球迷是同性戀
ReplyDeleteThat's nice DVN.
ReplyDeletehaha, now this was funny. I just wish jason would've come up with something better than 'buffing your face'.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up DG?
ReplyDeleteYeah, Jason struck out on that one, didn't he?
Did you take another yoga class today?
ReplyDeleteNo. I slept too late. But I'm taking the 5:30 am class tomorrow morning. It was so much easier working today. This yoga thing is amazing.
ReplyDeleteCheck out this email I got today:
ReplyDeletegoodday,
I want to introduce to you a transaction.It will
be of great benefit to both of us.It has to do
with the transfer of €4,9million.expecting to
hear from you at: pedrolewis22@gmail.com
Thanks
PEDRO LEWIS
How do people fall for this crap?
Damn, 5:30 huh? Pretty early. That's good you are into it. How far is the yoga place from your place?
ReplyDeleteWhat? Pedro is giving away millions? Well, it was nice knowing all of you.
ReplyDeleteCaugh @ DG:
ReplyDeleteThe only reason you get up at 5:30am is to eat another box of Suzie Q's.
It's about 15 minutes away.
ReplyDeleteThat's not bad.
ReplyDeleteDrew, do you really think you are funny?
ReplyDeleteHe's kind of funny.
ReplyDeleteYou should treat yourself to one of these when you finally decide to smoke again, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteForgot the link:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.everyonedoesit.com/online_headshop/productCategory.cfm?sC=Roor_Bongs&iProductCategoryID=313&iLastCatID=312
There is still room for your token one term president on DG's chin. Let's chizzle Obama out of your monster rock jaw.
ReplyDeleteDennis Rodman is looking for that dirty magnum he deposited in your salad DG?
ReplyDeletespurs, check your mail.
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteDamn, those look nice.
Mt. Niggerest:
ReplyDeleteAre you supposed to be like Mt. Everest?
They are. I added on to mine today, still need to get a few more pieces to get it all put together.
ReplyDeleteHow many bongs do you have?
ReplyDeleteJust one RooR.
ReplyDeleteWhich one do you have?
ReplyDeleteOh, and there won't be another black president for quite some time, Mt. N*ggerest.
ReplyDeleteI have a Green Goblin which is this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.everyonedoesit.com/online_headshop/Roor_Custom_Little_Icemaster_50__Green.cfm?iProductID=4423
Earlier I got one of these to go on it:
http://www.everyonedoesit.com/online_headshop/Roor_Ashcatcher_5mm__Green_Logo.cfm?iProductID=7143
Right now, I just have a Diffuser on the bong. My Diffuser is a 18-14 and I need an 18-18 one for the Ashcatcher. I'm going to get the 18-18 for the bong then switch out the Ashcatcher down-stem with the 18-14.
That looks badass. Honestly I've never heard of an Ashcatcher. And what does a Diffuser do?
ReplyDeleteWell, I don't really know why they call it an "Ashcatcher". It's basically another water chamber, almost like a bubbler stem. I suppose it is much easier to dump out than a bubbler stem, which could be the reason for the name.
ReplyDeleteThis is a Diffuser:
http://www.everyonedoesit.com/online_headshop/Roor_Diffuser_188.cfm?iProductID=1913
Notice the bottom of it. It's first sealed and then punctured with tiny holes instead of an open end. It atomizes the smoke better when it travels through the water. Sounds like it wouldn't do much, but you can definitely tell the difference if you smoke out of a Diffuser and regular stem back to back.
So you put that diffuser where the carb normally goes?
ReplyDeleteAnd it's one size fits all?
I'm not sure what you mean? There are no "carbs" on a bong. Do you know what a glass on glass bong is? The Diffuser replaces the stem piece that goes down into the water.
ReplyDeleteThere are two universal sizes for glass on glass pieces, which is 14.5mm and 18.8mm. That's what I was talking about with the 18-14, 18-18 numbers. The base of the bong is 18mm, but my Diffuser is made for 14mm bowl pieces. I need to get one that stays at 18mm for my Ashcatcher.
Here's a picture of everything assembled. This is about the same size as my bong, too.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.bongreviews.com/images/roor-bong-1.jpg
I meant the stem piece on the bong.
ReplyDeleteAs as far as the sizes? Now I understand.
Damn, that thing looks nice.
ReplyDeleteYea, only mine isn't that clean right now. I've been looking all over the place for bong buddy's (one of the products Tatazzz was modeling for) but can't find any.
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteWhen you get some loot, you really have to check out the Iphone. It's really sweet man. I mean, I heard people say how cool it is, and I'm like, "Yeah, it's fucking phone", but it really is smooth.
That's odd you can't find any.
ReplyDeleteI know, right? I've only found one place that had them, but they haven't carried them in months claiming no one has asked about them, so they didn't bother. Don't know why, it's easily the best ten bucks I've ever spent in a smoke shop.
ReplyDeleteI might check it out. But like I said, cool phone or not, I'm not going to be walking down the street trying to get a signal.
ReplyDeleteThat's all they cost? And you can't find them online?
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's true. I forgot about how you said people you know complain about the reception.
ReplyDeleteYea, pretty cheap for such a useful little tool. I haven't looked online because I didn't think I'd come up empty handed after checking 6 different head shops.
ReplyDeleteYou checked that many? Damn, you really want one, don't you?
ReplyDeleteWell, I have a favorite shop I go to, but it's on Mill. There were a couple I hadn't been to and wanted to try, figured I'd see if they had any of those buddys while I was at it. I still want to go to a place in Scottsdale that I heard was pretty nice.
ReplyDeleteWhat in the hell y'all talking about?
ReplyDeleteI've taken my ambien so mind is running on weird right now.
That's cool there are that many shops around. And just think. Weed is illegal.
ReplyDeleteTalking about marijuana pipes DG.
ReplyDeleteAnd the meaning of life.
Too confusing. i'm going to sleep. Nite all!
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's like rocket science.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, inght DG. Have fun with yoga in the morning.
Are there not many shops around your area, Spurs? Hell, the ones I was talking about are just the noteworthy ones.
ReplyDeleteYeah, there are a few. Not only that, a lot of small convenience stores carry pipes, scales and all sorts of shit. As a matter of fact, a store across the street carries a nice selection.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny.
Nice, so your set? What do you normally smoke out of?
ReplyDeleteA pipe.
ReplyDeleteWhen I smoke again for the first time, I think I will smoke a blunt.
You usually use a bong EV?
ReplyDeleteI usually use a pipe. I use papers and blunts, too.
ReplyDeleteThat bong is way too much to smoke out of all the time.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was going to say, that seems like something for special occasions.
ReplyDeleteYou ever see The Wrestler?
ReplyDeleteYep, it was great man. You watching it?
ReplyDeleteYea, I am.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you'll like it. It's a good story. And Rourke does a great job. And Tomei looks pretty damn good.
ReplyDeleteYou ever watch any of Darren Aronofsky's other movies? He makes some good films.
ReplyDeleteI've seen it before, just watching it again.
ReplyDeleteWhat other movies has he made?
ReplyDeleteAnd yea, actually, I was going to mention that Marisa Tomei is fine for an older woman. I like me some Italian women.
ReplyDeleteRequiem for a Dream and The Fountain were good ones of his. My friend told me Pi was really good, too. I have it, but haven't watched it yet.
ReplyDeleteShe does look damn good. She was 43 when making that movie.
ReplyDeleteYea, I noticed that.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know he did Requiem for a Dream too. Never saw The Fountain or Pi.
ReplyDeleteYea, he has a dark style in a lot of his films.
ReplyDeleteHe does. So The Fountain was good?
ReplyDeleteI liked it a lot.
ReplyDeleteI need to check it out.
ReplyDeleteanon sent me a bunch of these craigslist interactions...
ReplyDeletealthough this one is funny, he's done wayyyy more hilarious ones
Yeah man, he just did another one too. I'm going to post them every week or so.
ReplyDeleteSo how was your weekend Wopness?
ReplyDeleteWhy are you doing this? Why is it so funny? I know I'm not perfect and yes I'm very thankful for all I've been blessed with. What do you want from me???
ReplyDeleteThis is funny... seriously what does scooter boy think he'll get?
ReplyDeleteWhat is that all about Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Streets? Great point.
ReplyDeleteBut more importantly, how was your day with Tiger Woods? And did you pick up the shoes?
Which Anon is that?
ReplyDeleteI don't know who that was Streets. Looks like the comment was made from a phone.
ReplyDeleteFuck Florida anon... peter peakin ass fruitcake
ReplyDeleteI didn't get any shoes and it rained all day yesterday so no golf and no baseball. Stupid rain ruins all my plans.
ReplyDeleteFlorida Anon is actually pretty cool Wopness. That wasn't him.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteDamn, that sucks. Did you at least get to hang out with Tiger?
Yeah we went to lunch and then he came back over for dinner and then again later for a PG sleep over. He's actually at my house right now, probably going through all my stuff haha.
ReplyDeleteand Wop... what's up with the "alrighty"? Hmmmm?
ReplyDeleteHe's more than likely wearing your lingerie and dressing up in your clothes Streets.
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no that's what he did last night at the PG sleepover.
ReplyDeleteThat's cute. So it was like a girls' night for you both. Did you pillow fight too?
ReplyDeleteWe did! I also showed him how to do a perfect smokey eye.
ReplyDeleteWhat is a smokey eye?
ReplyDeletethis is a smokey eye
ReplyDeletehttp://www.funglamour.com/wp-content/uploads/smokey-eyes-fashion-styles-funglamour.jpg
Geez get with it Sours.
what do you mean whats with it? it is what it is
ReplyDeleteSkeet Skeet Skeets:
ReplyDeleteThat look went out a long time ago. But you and Tiger keep rocking it if you want.
tigers a beyotch
ReplyDeletejust sayin
What the hell should I eat for lunch today sours?
ReplyDeleteIm starved...
Now now Wopness. Streets seems to be happy with Tiger Bonds, so let's be happy for her.
ReplyDeleteI don't know man, how about eating that crap that's on that plate?
ReplyDeleteI was on a lil weekender vacay this weekend, so all I did was eat, drink, smoke, eat again..
ReplyDeleteIt aint shit, its gnocchi fool, and thats way to rich to eat for lunch
ReplyDeleteAnd I aint gonna be happy fer nobody sours, undastands me?
ReplyDeleteI unastand foo. Sheee, yo boo Skeets be trippin or somefin.
ReplyDeleteYeah I do. Lot of hispanics in San Antonio. How would I know ebonics?
ReplyDeletethere is a ton of blacks all over that state, I watch first 48
ReplyDeleteThat's Houston Wop
ReplyDeletea philly cheesesteak sounds good. real good.
ReplyDeleteYes, there ARE blacks in every state. In Texas too. Especially after Katrina hit and pussed out and didn't finish New Orleans off.
ReplyDeleteever since katrina texas has become the worlds largest compton.
ReplyDeleteThere you go Streets. Exactly. Especially a few days after Katrina.
ReplyDeleteThat's Houston Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteits like texas absorbed all of nolas flotsam.
ReplyDeleteThey should have just made them stay in Galveston until the next Hurricane came along.
ReplyDeleteyeah, just build a 30,000 square foot kfc and they would never leave.
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wrong, I feel sorry for a lot of the people who went through Katrina, but the looters and people complaining about whitey not helping them out can go get fucked.
ReplyDeletei agree spurs. the white man was holding them down because they didnt want to leave and stole stuff. its the white mans fault. and the ones that did leave are just uncle toms.
ReplyDeletethat chandler rapist agreed to a prison sentence of 168 1/2 years.
ReplyDeleteCompletely. I'm going to move to the bottom of a volcano, and when it errupts and destroys everything I own, I'll blame the blacks and Obama.
ReplyDeleteCheesesteak does sound great actually anon, however, its so friggin far to get a good, authentic one, and I have to much friggin work to do
ReplyDeleteBK's - carne asada and hot dogs it is.
Don't you have places that deliver Wopness?
ReplyDeleteare you a scientologist?
ReplyDeleteYep, I just spent $500 to get audited yesterday. Then they gave me some comic books to read by L Ron and I believed all of it.
ReplyDeletethe best cheesesteak i ever had was from a greasy spoon diner in chicago. the provolone was dripping off the shaved rib-eye. if i ever wanted to fuck food, that was the time.
ReplyDeletewhat was your reading? did it tell you that you are depressed?
ReplyDeleteThere are no good places that deliver here.
ReplyDeleteBKs is SO good, sonoran hotdogs!!!!!!!!!
No, it told me I was happy and at peace. And then I said, "Well, shouldn't you say I'm sad and depressed, that way you can scam me out of some loot?"
ReplyDeleteAnd then the lady was like, "Shit, you're right, let me grab a new e-meter."
hey wop, remember that email where i asked that lady to give me a prostate massage? hahaha!!!
ReplyDeletei think it would be funny to switch out those meters with that shock game from spencers gifts. you know the one that you and another person grab the handles and wait to see who gets zapped?
ReplyDeleteThat would be funny. It amazes me how many people have fallen victim to that religion.
ReplyDeleteand whats really surprising is that some of them seem to be really intelligent people.
ReplyDeleteThat was a nice refreshing post, Anon. (take note, Spurs)
ReplyDeleteThat's true Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteThanks Bitchhog. Once again, appreciate your kind thoughts. I still think a "fresh" post would be posting you.
ReplyDeleteHey now, no need to be so serious on a grudging Monday.
ReplyDeleteElfie, what is a sonoran hot dog? and will I regret asking?
ReplyDeletethank you bh. i do appreciate that compliment. how was your weekend, by the way?
ReplyDeleteIt was grueling. and I believe it is getting more so, so I have just stopped by here for a quick respite and grandiose dose of reality.
ReplyDeleteand yours, Anon?
my weekend was pretty much rained out. i had planned on grilling but i guess mother nature had other plans for me, like staying indoors and drinking beer. sorry to hear about your weekend tho, but at least its over.
ReplyDeletehey bh, did you read that cbt killed somebody over the phone?
ReplyDeleteOh my, the death grip of CBT is far-reaching!
ReplyDeleteWas it a covert, governmental spy from Uzbekistan?
It rained here most of the weekend, too. and we were supposed to have a tsunami so, of course, I had to check it out. The waves were smaller than usual.
ReplyDeletei think hes a mental assassin. so just a word of warning to you and i both...no more fucking with cbt or else he will think us dead. he keeps spurs alive because who else would run the site?
ReplyDeleteBitchhog could run it.
ReplyDeletebe careful spurs, you just might end up in cbts frontal lobe sights.
ReplyDeleteWell, I am thinking postive thoughts about him, such as; It's nice he lives far away, it is wonderful he has not bred any males, and how fantastic it is that he is able to keep antiquities alive.
ReplyDeletelol. i think he might secretly have a crush on you bh.
ReplyDeleteSpurs has a crush on DG.
ReplyDeleteHe was referring to CBT.
ReplyDeletei have a crush on SPAMela.
ReplyDeleteSonoran hotdog:
ReplyDelete"The basic make-up of a Sonoran hot dog is a bacon-wrapped hot dog shoved into a soft Mexican roll topped with pinto beans, chopped tomatoes, onions, jalapeno sauce, cheese, mayonnaise, ketchup and mustard. They usually come with a roasted chili on the side – sometimes even with roasted green onions."
http://img4.sunset.com/i/2009/02/NE-sonoran-hotdog-0209/new-essentials-sonoran-hotdog-l.jpg
Now SPAMela is hot.
ReplyDeletewas something written that I am unaware of? CBT most certainly does not have a crush on me because I have an opinion.
ReplyDeleteSPAMela is hot indeed and that hotdog looks good...really good.
ReplyDeleteIt's because you are so intelligent and witty Bitchhog.
ReplyDeletehasnt cbt mentioned something about wanting to slop up bh with a biscuit?
ReplyDeleteThe sonoran hot dog actually sounds kind of good right now, possibly because I have a ravishing hunger and am about to tear apart my kitchen.
ReplyDelete