Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Child Allowed to Direct Traffic at JFK Air Tower

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Come to find out, this isn't an isolated incident. The same guy brought two of his kids to the airport and allowed them to talk to the pilots on consecutive days.

I'd say it's not a big deal, but the FAA apparently thinks it is, and the guy has been suspended.

236 comments:

  1. Funny CBT. I think there might have been a racial undertone in that. Am I correct?

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  2. No Spurs, nothing racial. You ever fly through ATL? That's the most fucked up airport in the world. DELTA stands for Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport.

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  3. I think they decide which plane takes off by having a chimp throw darts at a list of flights.

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  4. I've only flown through Atlanta once. On the way to Boston, and I didn't have any problems. Of course, that was only once.

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  5. DFW is a class act. Houston runs like clockwork as long as it doesn't rain. STL works, but it's old and nasty. Peoria is like landing at the Cracker Barrell. SEATAC ain't bad, the TSA there are pretty paranoid, though. Denver is stress free, Philly works well, bit it's old and nasty. Omaha is more podunk than LIT. Salt Lake City is ok. Chattanooga's like landing in a cornfield, so's Des Moines. Charlotte is probably the best airport in the country.

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  6. So you've flown quite a bit, huh CBT?

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  7. One week I went through ATL 4 times. Oddly enough, since I hate Philly, the city, the best treatment I ever got was in Philly. The chick at the counter personally pulled my baggage off a delayed flight and carried it to another flight after she busted her ass to get me switched over. Fat black chick at the United desk. I called their customer service number after I landed in Newport News and bragged on her.

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  8. That was nice of her. And nice of you to take the time to call customer service.

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  9. Hey CBT, is there a dog track in Hot Springs?

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  10. Dang why didn't you tell me?!

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  11. We have a greyhound track here Spurs but hopefully not for much longer.

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  12. Because I was enjoying our conversation on the other post. Your DJ skills are off the hook Streets. Except for a couple of bombs you threw up.

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  13. "SPURS FAN said...
    So you've flown quite a bit, huh CBT?"

    Yeah. I spent 43 weeks on the road in 2007 working the event sale circuit and doing some consulting gigs. 2003 and 2004 were almost as bad. In 2006 I was out 19 weeks in six months. In 2008 I spent 24 weeks out in eight months. I've been in Philly one week and Yakima the next. I've been on as many a 16 different airplanes in a week.

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  14. I take it you have some frequent flyer miles saved up CBT?

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  15. http://www.endtucsongreyhoundracing.com/

    reading for you... be back in a little bit.

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  16. Indeed, that's messed up Streets. Do people go out and support that track though?

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  17. One week in 2003 I flew from LIT to STL, spent a day there, then flew to Peoria for a two hour meeting. From there to Jackson, Mississippi for one day, then back to STL for another day and then back home to LIT.

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  18. Damn Streets, that was messed up. And I can't believe the racetrack tried to sue the site. Pathetic.

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  19. That was all for the Sales Training stuff you were doing CBT?

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  20. Multiple choice question:

    Does Elfie's Vagina look like:

    A. Peach Cobbler
    B. Well done Roast beef
    C. Side of beef after Rocky Balboa hit that

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  21. Gee, I wonder who that could be?

    C was pretty funny.

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  22. Spurs, you know where I can watch the games online?

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  23. I don't see what the big deal was here. If the atc guy just left the kid to handle everything, that would be one thing but he was right there. I used to talk to atc from the air and I am not a pilot.

    CBT does know his airports but I say Denver is the best airport.

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  24. I think it's through NBA Broadband EV. I was just watching NBA TV earlier, I saw a commercial for it.

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  25. http://www.nba.com/leaguepass/

    I know they have a deal going on now. It's $79 for the rest of the year. At least on tv it is.

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  26. Yeah, I really don't see what the big deal is either DG. It's not as if the kid was actually controlling the traffic.

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  27. I suspet Elfie's vagina looks like a pink rose touched by the dew.

    And yeah, Spurs, I got a few frequent flyer miles saved up.

    I get tickeled when y'all start that ignorant hillbilly shit. I've worked for two of the top Automotive Internet training companies in the US, The Cobalt Group and Reynold Web Solutions. On my own I've done training at a corporate level for Sonic Auto Group, Penske AG, Van Tyle AG and O'Brien AG. I've been through Traver's Business Development school 3 times on Asbury's dime. I'm as at home and comfortable in a boardroom as I am in the hills and hollers.

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  28. Damn, I didn't want to pay anything. I already bought glass and clothes this weekend.

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  29. Yeah EV, you can't just watch the games for free.

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  30. I've watched a few games for free on justin.tv a couple times.

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  31. Hey, I don't pay cash to watch the home team.

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  32. You know your old when your job consisted of internet training.

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  33. I'm pretty sure he means internet sales training, but that's funny Dg.

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  34. The TSA in Denver are a little uptight. Charlotte has a more relaxed, Southern feel to it, which is probably why I prefer it. There's a restaurant there with decent barbeque and super cold beer. The only good thing about ATL is the smoking rooms. Cincinatti has them too. Cinci's are much nicer, though.

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  35. It's like a tv streaming site. NBA games work sometimes but NFL games get cut off pretty quick.

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  36. "SPURS FAN said...
    That was all for the Sales Training stuff you were doing CBT?"

    For The Cobalt Group, yeah.

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  37. Pomegrante tart yogurt with mango pieces yum

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  38. EV, not surprising the NFL games get cut off quickly.

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  39. Eazy V's cunt smells like a septic tank!

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  40. Did the yogurt help make your mouth feel better Streets?

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  41. EV:

    I want to see "Amare goes home again after the first round."

    I'll only need to wait a month and a half for that highlight to start.

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  42. TSA never bothered me but I liked the small airports. They were less crowded and you didn't have to walk a mile to the gate. But Denver has a lot of space and a train system that works great. And Denver had less delays.

    There is a really good bbq place at the memphis airport but the customer service there is the worst I've ever come across.

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  43. "DG said...
    You know your old when your job consisted of internet training."

    I taught sales people how to manage prospects, maintain websites and sell cars off the Internet, DG, and Business Development Managers how to use web based tools to follow up with prospective buyers and to retain the dealer's customer base.

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  44. Elfie, I frequently contemplate the appearance of your vagina. At least my speculation was flattering.

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  45. Streets, what makes you think Drew would contemplate that?

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  46. cause he's a fuckin perv and always has something nasty to say about me... tell me it wasn;t Drew and I will be shocked.

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  47. Whatever spurs. At least he wasn't doing the training back in his younger days when there were no planes. Getting all those places by horse and carriage would've taken forever.

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  48. "DG said...
    TSA never bothered me but I liked the small airports. They were less crowded and you didn't have to walk a mile to the gate. But Denver has a lot of space and a train system that works great. And Denver had less delays.

    There is a really good bbq place at the memphis airport but the customer service there is the worst I've ever come across."

    I think I've been through Memphis once. Memphis is only a 2 and half hour drive from LR so there's no reason to fly there. Once however, a flight out ofr LR I was on stopped in Memphis. It wasn't even a connecting flight, I never got off the plane. From LR to Memphis was like a 12 minute flight. Seriously wierd.

    I do like the Denver Airport a lot and I was never delayed there. A TSA dude there broke the wireless card on my laptop doing a too vigorous search.

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  49. Good point DG. I wonder what kind of finance terms you used to get on a new horse?

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  50. The TSA in Peoria is like just one guy. I walked through the metal decetor and it beeped. The dude says, "You ain't no terrorist are you?" and sent me on to my gate. There are only like 8 or 9 gates there and 90% opf the folks flying in to peoria work for Caterpillar.

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  51. That's funny that guy asked you that CBT.

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  52. "DG said...
    Whatever spurs. At least he wasn't doing the training back in his younger days when there were no planes. Getting all those places by horse and carriage would've taken forever."

    Weren't you too fat to be a stewardess?

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  53. I used to fly in there alot. 15 minute flight out of chicago. The first time I've ever been to a small airport was springfield, mo. I had a connecting flight and got off the plane to ask the gate agent how to find the other gate just to realize there were only a few gates total. I used to always be delayed for hours in Fargo, Allentown, and Madison. I know every last inch of those little airports.

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  54. "Chink?"

    I think that might be a little racist Pam.

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  55. Once again, you know you're old when you still call the flight attendant's stewardess's. I think that term came to an end in 1984.

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  56. Like really........... No wonder her career is washed up like her haggard face. Oh Snap! Didn't your Ex Spursie tell you the same thing?

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  57. Funny DVN, she did. And putrid body. But she wasn't my ex, we just hung out for awhile.

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  58. Drew,

    Will you go to Miami already and annoy some escort instead? At least they get paid for you to ramble stupid shit.

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  59. Drew,

    Are you still going to Miami? And are you still on your diet?

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  60. I love the view of Ranier going in and out of SEATAC. Salt Lake is always freaky because the city and the aiport are in a bowl, a valley surrounded with mountains. Those three aiports you mentioned are three I've never been in. I was always fond of Love Field, but Southwest quit flying out of Little Rock after United started service there. For years, if you flew out of LR, you went to Love Field. Branson has a really nice little airport. I've never flown from there, but that's where I fly Erin to from ATL.

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  61. Geeze I just got here and I'm getting beatup?

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  62. That yogurt sounds amazing, Elf!
    The ATL airport is cool. Spurs, next time I am in the DFW airport I will call you to come hang out with me. Is it far from you?

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  63. Ceebs-I never got your pics of your kid. I think you got me confused with Elfie?

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  64. It's about 3 and a half hours kinkyb!tch.

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  65. Flying in and out of Vail is amazing because you are so deep in the mountains and when you take off it is so steep. I got to ride up front to Vail out of Denver once. It was beautiful.

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  66. "DG said...
    Once again, you know you're old when you still call the flight attendant's stewardess's. I think that term came to an end in 1984."

    Or you know that using the term "stewardess" annoys the uppity bitches who insisted on being called "flight attendants". Waitresses in the sky by either name.

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  67. Louis, get out of here you stupid racist boon.

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  68. Dirty Waitress:

    Can you get me a drink? I'm thirsty.

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  69. Waitresses in the sky until you need our help. People turn into such whiny babies when they fly. But when there is an emergency then flight attendants are looked at as if you were God himself.

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  70. Please pass my health care bill so that the U.S. deficit can be infinity trillion dollars!

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  71. yes, Ceebs.
    It is Dirty Waitress in the sky, Spurs. Get it right, geez!

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  72. oh here we go again. Spurs, fix this!
    Deeg, what ever happened to your Amber Alert friend? Did crazy mom bring her back?

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  73. oh my gosh..my puppy just pushed my book of mormon off the bed.
    who does he think he is?

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  74. I agree The Annointed One. Ram that fucking big debt bill on through and hurry up and just finish the U.S. off. I can see the hurry to pass it even though it won't be implemented for a few years.

    Dirty Chicago Thug go home. Or come visit Dallas in a convertible. Sit that racist wife of yours in a nice open spot too.

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  75. Kinkyb!tch:

    That dog really has problems. I'm telling you, he needs to be on Prozac or something. Just a matter of time before you come home and find him laying in a puddle of his own blood. Or in the car in the garage with the engine running.

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  76. kbeezy, I figured out where I fucked up. you should have mail

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  77. It was delicious KB, my mouth really hurts.

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  78. I'm getting scared now, Spurs.
    Can I send him your way? Such an ungrateful little jerk he is. I knew I couldn't be a humanitarian to dogs. It is hard enough doing it for you freaks of nature, to add a dog to the mix is just pushing it.

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  79. My dog just ate my favorite pair of underwear. Asshole.

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  80. did you add the number too, CBT?
    It rhymes, that is an easy way to remember it.

    Im still in shock that he pushed my book down. You dont push my books down, that is like effing with my lip gloss. I don't play that ish.

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  81. Kinkyb!tch:

    I think he's probably possessed.

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  82. "DG said...
    Waitresses in the sky until you need our help. People turn into such whiny babies when they fly. But when there is an emergency then flight attendants are looked at as if you were God himself."

    I'm pretty cool headed in tense situations. The Army beats that into it's Officer Candidates.

    "kb said...
    oh my gosh..my puppy just pushed my book of mormon off the bed.
    who does he think he is?"

    Maybe your dog is from Arkansas. We aren't crazy about anything Mormon. Ask Spurs why.

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  83. Illinois granted him full custody and now he is out here fighting it out in court.

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  84. Streets:

    Your dog ate your best pair of granny panties? That sucks.

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  85. The number is where I fucked up the first time kb.

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  86. "kb said...
    I'm getting scared now, Spurs.
    Can I send him your way? Such an ungrateful little jerk he is. I knew I couldn't be a humanitarian to dogs. It is hard enough doing it for you freaks of nature, to add a dog to the mix is just pushing it."

    I sure you could drop him off at a nice Vietnamese family's house. I'm sure they'd appreciate a puppy.

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  87. so he got the kid or she is still in hiding?
    Ceebs, I guess I can't ever go to meet you in Arkansas. I'm Mormom, in case you didn't know that already.

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  88. I like flying DG. I appreciate any plane I'm not expected to jump out of.

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  89. I was just gonna say that perhaps a local Filibertos would chop him up and make 'carne asada' nachos with him. Hes getting fat, he'd make a ton of those.
    But a Viet will do as well.

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  90. "kb said...
    so he got the kid or she is still in hiding?
    Ceebs, I guess I can't ever go to meet you in Arkansas. I'm Mormom, in case you didn't know that already."

    I didn't know that kb. I guess since I already like you it doesn't matter. I suppose you know about Mountain Meadows, the Fancher Party and the Danites? Old Brigham himself should've been hung over that.

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  91. Stick a fork in me.............

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  92. Im just kidding, Ceebs.
    Im just reading the book for fun.

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  93. Charlie has a huge hammer!

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  94. Spurs, where is all this aggression coming from?

    No, she has the kid still. But now it's a jurisdiction thing since everything originated in AZ. I haven't been following it as well lately since I haven't been on my laptop much.

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  95. Hello Nancy. You are doing a bang up job. Thanks.

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  96. I see more attitude in your comments. Not your usual middle of the road afraid to offend anybody comments.

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  97. Dirtbag Girl:

    The aggression from Spurs stems from the vomit that this sitting President keeps spewing.

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  98. Well DG, a fire has been lit seeing all these politicans come on here and comment. I mean, I find it weird that they have time to do so, but I'm going to believe it's really them.

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  99. So Drew, you didn't answer. Are you still going to Miami? And what's the deal with the diet?

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  100. DG: you go way back with the rest of us and I'm sure you have seen in the past what Spurs can do when his dealer keeps him well supplied. F*ck middle of the road!

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  101. Damn, Frye is on fire. 7/8 3-pointers.

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  102. Politics is boring Drew. Who wants to talk about that boring shit on here as if all your fake comment names are going to change the direction of america?

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  103. What are you talking about DG? This is the ground roots movement here.

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  104. EV:

    The Suns are beating the Clippers? Shit, that might get the ball rolling on that dynasty you've been waiting for.

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  105. Spurs Fan:

    Yes leaving on the 23rd of this month.

    Diet: Not so good. Someone said to me, "you are 45 years old and do well for yourself. it's not like you're fat, more like Tony Soprano heavy. You're good looking for your age and with a few dollars thrown around I'm sure you will fa fill all your needs".

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  106. I hope you gave that stripper an extra $20 for bullshitting you like that.

    That was pretty good.

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  107. It will keep us ahead of the Spurs in the standings, thats for sure.

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  108. True, and the Spurs have a tough schedule coming up too.

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  109. No Drew. As much as you would like to be looped in with the rest of us, we were not old enough to vote for Reagan, Bush sr., or Clinton. It was different for us. We were aware to say no to drugs as children, young enough to know unsafe sex could lead to aids, and Pac Man was something you could play in the comfort of your own home.

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  110. SpursFan:

    Thank you for the advice. While dining at The Chart House overlooking Key Biscayne in Coconut Grove Miami, I will shoot you a text message along with a pic. If you remember, I have posted the girl I am meeting there, not a hooker. With that said, I'm sure after dinner we will pic one up for desert ;)

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  111. Yeah Drew, I'm sure a Captain or whatever she is will really go for your suggestion of picking up a hooker.

    That's funny.

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  112. I will await this pic of you and the Astronaut together though Drew.

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  113. Drew,

    Why don't you just get off your ass and work out? Dieting is nothing but a set up for failure.

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  114. DG:

    Speaking of exercise, have you done a yoga class lately?

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  115. Drew,

    My cousin is a rocket scientist and works real close with astronauts. Maybe he knows this girl? I will forward the picture of her to him so you know more about her before you meet.

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  116. Not today. But I will be there tomorrow. I was more sore after my 3rd and 4th class than the other two. But I can handle the heat no problem now.

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  117. Yeah DG, that's why after your fifth or sixth class you should feel really good.

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  118. Drew,

    You already used that but once again I have never once submitted a picture of my ass so you have no clue what it looks like. And seriously, don't waste my 5 seconds of time to read a comment like that. I'm a busy girl and only have time for good comments.

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  119. Another time Mt Everest Jaw!

    3...2....1..., Goodnight!

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  120. I feel good already but I really push it in class because I love the burn. I just pay for it later. But my skin is unbelievably soft. It was soft before but now it is baby soft.

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  121. Later on Drew. Thanks for coming by.

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  122. Yes, it does help your skin out DG.

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  123. Drew,

    Before you go to sleep tonight don't forget to wipe the sweat out between each layer of neck so it doesn't become infected again.

    I am so helpful. I will email you about your astronaut as soon as I hear back from my cousin.

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  124. When are you taking another class?

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  125. I'm going to sign up for the 10 class again this weekend. So Saturday I'll start again.

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  126. How often do you go? Why don't you just do the unlimited pkg?

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  127. Because the place is kind of far away. I used to go at least 2 times a week, but I haven't been in a couple of months.

    Damn, time really does fly.

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  128. You did the unlimited month right?

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  129. I did auto-unlimited so I can't cancel for the next 3 months. I really like the people and the instructors. I really like how they memorize our names so easily and are just so nice.

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  130. Indeed, the instructors here are nice too. And that's good you did the 3 month deal.

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  131. Did you buy your own mat, or do you just pay for one each time?

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  132. Please Wpe Yourself!March 4, 2010 at 12:27 AM

    So you automatically threw your money away cause your fat ass hasn't been there in weeks?

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  133. No, I bought my own.

    How come it's so far away? They have them all over around here.

    My mom doesn't understand it like usual and thinks I'm going to a sweat lodge like the thing that happened in Sedona.

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  134. Well, it's like 12 miles away. Well, the one I like to go to. There's only two in S.A., I'm not sure how far the other one is. Probably not that far either.

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  135. Why buy a mat? I'm already a door mat cause everyone steps all over me.

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  136. The other one is only 8 miles away. I didn't realize it was that close.

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  137. That really wasn't that good.

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  138. So, do you wear a speedo when you go?

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  139. What do you wear? You should take a pic when you are done with a class and submit it.

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  140. Yes, I look great after class. I definitely will do that.

    The instructor yesterday was wearing speedos but his body was amazing. And he sure was packing something in those little shorts.

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  141. Cool, I think the pic would do you justice.

    And that's cute you have a crush on the instructor.

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  142. I wear a sports bra and short shorts. I realized the less I wear, the better the class is.

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  143. Yeah, take a pic for sure. I'm telling you, it would go over so well.

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  144. I never saw him before yesterday. But there was something more than just his body that I liked about him. Not sure if it was his voice or his general interest in what he does but he would not be somebody I would even notice if it wasn't for the class.

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  145. You should tell him that. Say, "You know, normally I wouldn't pay a lick of attention to you, but because of this class, I'm into you."

    Should work.

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  146. I will say that word for word and wait for after class when I'm looking my best. How could he ever turn me down?

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  147. He couldn't. I think that's probably the smoothest line ever.

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  148. He had an accent too and his hair is kind of long and hippy-like. He is like a refurbished Fabio.

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  149. "A refurbished Fabio?"

    That's funny.

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  150. Maybe that was extreme. But he looks like he should be in Pirates of the Caribbean or something.

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  151. I see you've put some thought into his look.

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  152. It's just hard to explain. But I have got to get some sleep.

    Goodnight spurs!

    Also, I opened my mail in my sleep last night. Isn't that weird? I didn't take ambien. I think I was just really exhausted.

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  153. Goodnight DG, thanks for stopping by tonight.

    And that is a weird dream.

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  154. Check this out. This stalker is kind of creative in his craziness:

    http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/04/dr-drew-pinksy-arrest-criminal-threats-charles-pearson/

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  155. It wasn't a dream. I woke up to my mail opened up on my bed.

    But my dream last night is I was blind but went skydiving and was able to walk on sharp gravel in my bare feet.

    This is why I don't do drugs really. I don't need them.

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  156. "
    Dr. Drew tells us Charles Pearson has been sending him threatening messages over the Internet ... including one in which Pearson said he would kill Dr. Drew's children and make his wife eat them.

    Dr. Drew also says Pearson believes Dr. Drew has placed a tracking device in his genitals."

    That guy sounds normal for sure.

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  157. Oh, you literally opened your mail in your sleep. Interesting.

    And that sounds like a fun dream.

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  158. Spur’s Fan Email: Two-Face (that’s my new name for you RR. Because not only are you are a pathetic snitch, but you have two different faces. One is after you spend five hours painting your face on and putting on some shades, the other is this awful display everyone sees above. Sadly, they are both horribly disgusting):

    Even though you sicken me, I’m going to give you some free advice: If you are going to take some pictures in front of a mirror, you need to pick a better angle. I’m thinking it would be best if you stand further away from the mirror (like about 5 miles away). Or if you are going to try to wear something sexy, might I suggest a body bag? You can cut two holes in it for your eyes. Just be sure to angle one the holes properly, so that creep eye of yours can see. That might work. Or what you could do is hop on that “private plane” you have and take your sister back to Endor, or wherever the f*ck EWOKS are from (seriously, take a look at Two-Face’s sister for more than 10 seconds, and tell me that dried up toilet sk*nk doesn’t look like an EWOK). You might feel more welcome there. Hell, it’s another planet, they might be used to seeing freaks like you. Now go ahead Two-Face, get your team of rodents to gang up on me. Also, feel free to pick as many different names that you want or need. Just be sure to pop some pills before doing so.

    Yours truly,
    SPURS FAN

    P.S. I have to say, once again, that just because you and EWOK were both born on third base, doesn’t mean you two b*tches hit a triple. Have a nice day.

    This is what happens when true love fails between comment warriors.- nik

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  159. I'm guessing it's no problem.

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  160. Here you go EV:

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/britt_robson/03/02/suns.notes/index.html

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  161. Didn't read most of it, but I think I got the gist of that article. Just hope the refs come to your aid, again.

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  162. At least he got one thing right, the Suns are the best team in the league to watch.

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  163. To watch choke in the playoffs.

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  164. Nah, because chances are they would be facing the Spurs and the ref system. And, by default, any game involving the Spurs is automatically boring.

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  165. Winning can be boring after awhile. I guess.

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  166. Is it me or is the site fucking up?

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  167. It's fucking up. The comments are slow to appear at times.

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  168. I can see the comments after I post...

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  169. Yeah, I don't know what's going on.

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  170. And, yea, the Spurs have a way of making winning pretty damn boring to watch. Gotta give them that.

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