I can imagine what will happen on this phone call.
Ring ring, ring ring....(that's supposed to be a phone)
Club manager: Hello.
Ari: Hi, this is SORRY, I mean Ari, from thedirty.com.
Club manager (after the crickets stopped chirping): And?
Ari: Well, thedirty.com is looking to book some parties, and we would like to have Nik Richie go to your club and host an event.
Club Manager: Really? Well, how much does Nik Richie charge?
Ari: Ten thousand.
Club manager (after CPR is performed and he or she is brought back to life): You are kidding right? Well, do the club patrons get to toss Nik around? Or maybe do some bowling with him?
Ari: No.
Club manager: Well, I will tell you and Nik Richie where you CAN go then.
Ari: Where's that?
Club manager: Fuck yourselves.
Hahaha, this next bowl is for you Spurs!
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