Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Keyboard Warrior
Great find DG. I know you are kicking yourself for not finding this a couple of days ago and using it against me. Would have been really good. But this is perfect for CBT, 81 Club, and Alan Passaro Jr.
I really like the 2:31 mark. Funny.
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I bet this group gets a record deal.
ReplyDeleteI bet your a little faggot pussy bitch...
ReplyDeletesorry I ws quoting the keyboard warrior.
and yes DG~ they are surely the next big thing.
I bet they do. Thanks again for this DG.
ReplyDeleteYou are the best!! Ever.
Yep, Hallmark time again.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteI have a video for you as well.
why can they NOT stay on the Casio generatd beat?! FUCK!They suck (rhymed)
ReplyDeleteSkills.
ReplyDeleteBut you suck too. You didn't spell generated right. Picky, I know.
Oh yeah Spurs? let's see.
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to post it now. I'll post it tomorrow. I think you'll like it. You know, if it wasn't for the dude who banged corpses, this would be video week.
ReplyDeletemy "A" and "e" buttons have been sticking ever since my dog jumped on it during one of her spaz-matic moments. I'm not a tar I just gotta hit them hard (OHHHHH Rhymed again)
ReplyDeleteopps that should say "tard"
ReplyDelete"I'm not a tar I just gotta hit them hard (OHHHHH Rhymed again)"
ReplyDeleteBe careful with the way you rhyme Streets. Bitchog and DG nitpick rhymes.
(It's just jealousy)
YOu'll be lucky if I com here tomorrow Spurs... fucking "e" again!
ReplyDeleteOh, you corrected yourself.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, that rhymed. Nice.
Lucky?
ReplyDeleteBallsy.
But yes, I would feel lucky if you grace everyone with your presence Streets.
ReplyDeleteWait, I'm supposed to save the sweet thoughts for DG. My bad, I take it back.
Yeah I can see how they would be jealous. I got the dope moves, I got the stupid juice, I bust the stupid moves! It's not Elfie aight, it's Elf-E aight, Elf-E.
ReplyDeleteThat's a mad handle you gave yourself Streets. I see you going platinum.
ReplyDeleteIt's from a movie Spurs.
ReplyDeleteWhat movie is that?
ReplyDeleteFresh... if you've never seen it you should. It's a good movie, one of my favorites. course it's not Elf-E in the movie, it's Chuck-E instead of Chuckie.
ReplyDeleteI might check that out sometime (probably not, but I'm going to write that to appease you).
ReplyDeleteIt's about our food system? Is that the movie?
ReplyDeleteFuck no. It's thriller type movie, think "Boys in the hood" meets "Crash". It's very violnt and very sad but also thought provoking.
ReplyDeleteDamn, pretty adament about that not being the movie. All right, I'll have to look again for to see what that movie is all about. Boyz n the Hood meets crash sounds good though.
ReplyDeleteOh, has Samuel Jackson in it. Cool.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I forgot to add that fact. Samuel L. Jackson means it's a good movie (with the exception of 187) It's a really GOOD movie.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I looked at some reviews for it, damn, it was a well acclaimed movie.
ReplyDeleteElfie is part of my gang so she can rhyme her words any way that she likes.
ReplyDeleteThat's cute. The "Blood sisters" again.
ReplyDeleteWhat a joke.
Critically acclaimed yes, but didn't do well at the Box Office and is not well-known. I think a lot of people were put off by the subject matter and violence or those who wanted senseless violence were turned off by the thoughfulness of the plot...
ReplyDeleteThat was a really good review Elfie. I think the movie sounds good.
ReplyDeleteBe careful spurs....hallmark remember?
ReplyDeleteOh, I meant to write, "The Blood sisters again. What a cool bunch."
ReplyDeleteI slipped. My bad.
Thanks Ebert.
ReplyDeleteand yes Spurs we are blood sisters, we pricked our fingers and stuck em together last Thurday at Pradise bakery over the Thanksgiving sandwich ( I don't remember what it's called!)
ReplyDeleteDrew is posting some stuff that is going to make you cry, btw.
ReplyDeleteEver wonder why the cute kids in pageant have the most GOD AWFUL looking parents in the world?! I'm watching Toddlers and Tiara's... not sure why?
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteGee, he's never used that pic before. You know what Drew's name will be now?
Rerun.
Or Big Rerun.
Yes, our gang holds down the southwest. Don't fuck with it.
ReplyDeleteWhat playgrounds do you all "roll" at? I'll stay off that turf of yours.
ReplyDeleteSadly Elfie, those kids are just peaking at age 3 is all. From hear on out, it will be all downhill. And once they hit 12, it's completely over.
ReplyDeleteWe have "sisters" every where... I'm going to have one of my sisters in Austin come pay you a visit.
ReplyDeleteWhat's she going to do?
ReplyDeleteNo playground is safe. Just stay away if you know what's good for you.
ReplyDeleteI'll keep that in my the next time I want to go swing on the swing set.
ReplyDeleteI like the name Big ReRun. It is very fitting.
ReplyDeleteIt is. That's his name now.
ReplyDeleteOh, and thank you DG. Where are my manners tonight?
ReplyDeleteThis must have been the intel his legal team collected.
ReplyDeleteMust have been. Money well spent.
ReplyDelete"Just another day of surfin the net.
ReplyDeleteArguing with people that I never met.
I'm a keyboard warrior, this is what I do.
Say shit to me, will fuck you too."
Listen to all those rhymes, spurs. You must love it. You should really use this rap group to lure in more black women.
You'll know when she gets there, that's not a threat. All you need to know is she is going to pay you a visit in your natural habitat. It may be difficult to spot you since you so njoy hiding in the dim lighting of the night and blending in with the wall.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that would really work too.
Streets:
I sense some bravado on your part. What the hell are you thinking? You been drinking? (rhymed)
Make sure your friend brings a black light. I'm sure you kind find spurs the same way you find a scorpion in your backyard.
ReplyDeletePretty low DG, pretty low.
ReplyDeleteMy grammar sucks tonight. I don't know why I type entirely different words sometimes than I intend to.
ReplyDeletePretty funny spurs, pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteOhhhhh good idea DG! Have you ever heard teh noises geicos makes? They are really very cute.
ReplyDeleteNo I have not. I didn't know they made a noise.
ReplyDeleteHe is a gecko, not to be confused with geico.
ReplyDeleteDon't insult spurs like that.
Oh they do, squealing noises LOUD ones. I have a family the lives outside of my exterior bedroom door. They yell at each other all night long
ReplyDeleteSpurs, could you call me so I can hear the noise a gecko makes?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you live in a tent Streets?
ReplyDeleteWho's your other neighbors? A raccoon and a skunk?
What are we going to talk about DG?
ReplyDeleteNo, she lives by lots of peacocks I think.
ReplyDeleteI just want to hear what a gecko sounds like.
ReplyDeletePeacocks?
ReplyDeleteOh, good one. That's from the video she made where she had a peacock on the wall. I thought it was a flamingo.
Do I do what in a tent?! Looks like its 3 morons... tonight this site is like the blind leading the blind...
ReplyDeleteIt will sound like this, "DG, it's been fun knowing you, but I'm done with you."
ReplyDeleteJust like every guy you've ever dated. So it won't be anything you haven't heard before.
She also stold all the feathers of one peacock and made a really cool costume, too.
ReplyDeleteactually the blonde leading the blonde, why did you edit your comment spurs?
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteLIVE IN A TENT.
Edit? I did that quick Streets. You missed the correction.
ReplyDeleteI did make a peacock costume... last year was supposed to be a flamingo but I was wasn't feeling the pink legs.
ReplyDeleteand I have peacock feathers in a vase in my living room, actually 2 and I had throw pillows that had peacocks on them but I gave them away.
Don't get upset with me over your gecko ancestry.
ReplyDeleteNo... I own a tent though but I've only slept in once before I realized camping was not for me.
ReplyDeleteand SPurs I obviouslly did see the mistke and the correction... Moron III
DG:
ReplyDeleteYeah, being that RR or RQ came up with that term, it just means you are a copycat. Try to be original.
I'm from the streets of chicago spurs.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteGood for you.
DG:
Good for you too. (rhymed)
I think elfie brought up the gecko thing? And then everything else just fit right into place like a puzzle.
ReplyDeleteSo there was no copying.
She brought up Geico. Like we are trying to buy insurance.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteWhen you don't have a comeback, do you realize your comment always is 'good for you'?
DG:
ReplyDeleteYeah. I realize that.
What happened to hallmark?
ReplyDeleteYOu are the piece missing from our moron puzzle Spurs. You COMPLETE us...
ReplyDeleteI'm writing the Hallmark cards now...
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteReturned it and got my money back being you think Hallmark cards suck.
Streets:
Thanks.
For you Bud? anytime. you are the best.
ReplyDeleteThat was really nice of you Elfie. You are the best, too.
ReplyDeleteSo are you Streets. When you send your "hitgirl" down here, I'll get on the phone with you, we can three way call DG, and all sing Kumbaya.
ReplyDeleteShe wrote that to me DG (simple rhyme).
ReplyDeleteI know who she wrote that to (rhymed) dipshit. I was telling her that it was nice of to write the hallmark cards.
ReplyDeleteWas the "dipshit" really necessary?
ReplyDeleteYes, it gave my sentence that little bit extra needed to get my point across.
ReplyDeleteyeah it was nice of me and yes I am the best... you are the best too DG.
ReplyDeleteOhhhh shit, "I didn't know I was pregnant" is on, lady just had a baby in her pants, I am going to have nightmares tohight FOR SURE!
DG:
ReplyDeleteWell, I didn't see the need to throw that in.
Streets:
A baby in her pants? Weird.
That happens all the time to me. I don't see what the problem is Elfie.
ReplyDeleteYou insulted my intelligence. Deal with it.
ReplyDeleteSo the baby came out in her pant leg, thank GOD for spandex! I cannot talk crap, I was halfway born in front of the hospital.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteMiss Sensitive again?
Streets:
What, in the parking lot?
No sensitivity here. Just telling it like it is.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm a dipshit, so you can understand my confusion.
ReplyDeletethe sidewalk, my mom was kneeling with her hand in a cup of ice water.
ReplyDeleteWow. Pretty cool story though.
ReplyDeletethis is the most disturbing show to me...
ReplyDeleteNow the name streets has more meaning.
ReplyDeleteIt certainly does, thank you.
ReplyDeletehaha, I like DG.
ReplyDeleteI am sorry I called you a dipshit. Did that hurt?
ReplyDeleteIt broke my spirit and my heart. In two.
ReplyDeleteAnd I like you Elfie.
ReplyDeletethere was supposed to be an "it" in that statement...
ReplyDeleteWell, glue it all back together because it is going to be ok.
ReplyDeleteSo you really don't like DG.
ReplyDeleteI will. I'm looking for super glue now.
ReplyDeleteI think 'that' would fit better than 'it'.
ReplyDeleteProfessor.
ReplyDeletepotato... potato. Crap that saying doesnt translate well in type..
ReplyDeleteI see you working there Streets. Doesn't translate well, true.
ReplyDeleteIt works though if you say it out loud. In your head.
I did read it the way you wanted it to be read.
ReplyDeleteThat's becuse we are blood sisters...
ReplyDeleteI think most people will understand what you meant Streets. But yes, you two are the female Bosom Buddies.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteI think you feel left out. You want to join our gang, don't you?
Thanks for the invite. Who's our first hit?
ReplyDeleteI will let it be your choice.
ReplyDeleteI just took too much nyquil I think. My head is spinning and it feels like I'm floating at the same time.
Oh yeah? How much did you drink?
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's the nyquil. You know what it could be? You are in love.
i just woke up and am going back to bed, be up in 3 hours!! :(
ReplyDeleteWhy do you have to wake up in 3 hours?
ReplyDeleteP.S. My friend took 6 of the Nyquil Gel-caps and was floating on top of the moon. lmao
ReplyDeleteI don't know. I didn't feel like getting a spoon and there was only a little left in the bottle I thought so I decided to drink it right out of the bottle. It gave me a buzz in like 3 minutes. I think it would be cheaper the next time I drink to just get a bottle of nyquil instead. It is a very odd effect. I bet my dreams are going to be very cool tonight.
ReplyDeleteDaily Routine:
ReplyDeleteWake up between 5:00-5:30;
Take a piss; or shit depending lmfao
WORK OUT MY FAT ASS;
Brush Teeth;Shower;Get Ready (makeup hair); Wake my son up, and I have to be out the door by 7:30, yes I have to drive 30 minutes just because I wanted him to go to a nicer school close to my parents house.
But you're probably right, I am in love.
ReplyDeleteI bet your dreams will be cool DG. But I don't see you loading up on the Nyquil to get a buzz.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that should just say Early Morning Routine instead of Daily Routine, that would be2 long of a list.
ReplyDeleteIts just the day in the life- of a mother fuckin housewife.....hahaha
Maybe you'll dream about that DG.
ReplyDeleteI had a dream last night that I went on a cruise around the world but all the continents decided to shift back to Pangea and our ship got stuck between russia and alaska.
ReplyDeleteAnd that is without nyquil.
Spurs, Me and my friends used to take her moms Tylenol PM's in high school and get into her liquor cabinet, we would actually get fucked up. I honestly havent taken a TYLENOL PM in years, but I do take Tylenol Cold/Flu when im sick, or Alka Seltzer Cold/Flu works really good.
ReplyDeleteIm excited for this weekend!
Halloween is close, i think my master is going to let me leave the premises again and have another night out with my BFF. Im thinking of going to Waxahachie to the SCREAMS Haunted House. My brother wants to go to the BAKERS HOTEL in Mineral Wells. The only way in is to sneak in, cops are always fuckin with you, because the place is supposidly Haunted!!
*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteIt appears to be a pretty hectic schedule. Nice last part of your comment.
DG:
ReplyDeleteSo what did ya'll do? Or did the dream end there? (that is an odd dream)
BAKERS HOTEL FOOTAGE:
ReplyDeleteClick my name for youtube link....
"i think my master is going to let me leave the premises again"
ReplyDeleteWell, that's good. Master though?
Dirtygirl, thats only more proof that the Polar Shift is in fact taking place Dec. 21, 2012. lmao After watching all those crazy shows on the History Channel I have nightmares about the end of the world.
ReplyDeleteIts an inside joke that my friend uses for my boyfriend because he treats me like Cinderella. Your from the South, you should be familar with the term "Master" from back in the day.
ReplyDeleteI remember getting off the ship and found an old car that wasn't running right so I went to a mechanic/motel and the guy working the counter was some guy on my myspace friends list that I've never met and barely talk to. I remember leaving my car and getting a room and everything in it was white but very cheaply made. I remember being scared for some reason, too.
ReplyDeleteI remember everything so well.
Off to bed I hope I have a dream about making sweet love to Jesse Metcalfe :)
ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt or Paul Walker would be an exceptional substitute.
*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I used to have a plantation.
Dream about the day in the life of a housewife?!
ReplyDeleteMT~ you do more in 2 hours han I do all day.. ok yeah I work but workout? I do that like 2 times a month. I also drive about 30 mins to take the kids to school, they go to the same school but different locations. my house is oh so convieniently located 10 mins south of one school and 10 mins north of the other.
DG:
ReplyDeleteWow, nice memory. Pretty descriptive dream.
A few months back I was having dreams about my teeth falling out. Its so fuckin weird. Like twice a week I would have a dream where in some circumstance my teeth would one by one just start falling out.
ReplyDeleteOK Sweet Dreams TO ALL.
And to all a good night.
I want to go to that hotel! That looks like fun.
ReplyDeleteI've had that teeth falling out dream before, too.
Yeah, I was just watching that video. That hotel does look it would be a lot of fun.
ReplyDeleteI've always wanted to stay the night in a haunted place like that. I love getting freaked out like that.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that would be bad ass. Just to see how long you could go without being freaked out.
ReplyDeleteI know my mind would play tricks with me in there. But the adrenaline rush would be so worth it.
ReplyDeleteI've always wanted to break in to an abandoned house. I don't know why. There is a town in Texas where the entire town was abandoned it's up north close to the new mexico border.
The adrenaline rush would be cool.
ReplyDeleteI'm don't know the name of the town you are talking about.
I think it's Pyote, Texas. From what I read.
ReplyDeleteTake some peyote while you are there, you'd really have some fun.
ReplyDeleteIt's a 2 lane road that is close to the border of tcumcari. Even the one gas station was abandoned.
ReplyDeleteHave you found out the name of the town? I don't think it is Pyote.
ReplyDeleteActually, I think it is. Here's something on the town:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ghostsofamerica.com/7/Texas_Pyote_ghost_sightings.html
Well, looking some more, I'm not really sure.
ReplyDeleteDWC are the best. canberra born and bred!!!!
ReplyDeleteThey are from Australia?
ReplyDeleteThat's cool.
I grew up in a haunted house DG. I had several people come into the house who were non-believers that left defintely believing.
ReplyDeleteWell, between being born on a sidewalk, and living in a haunted house, it's all starting to make sense to me now Streets.
ReplyDeleteThis town would've been near Dalhart. It was on highway 54 and I remember it was right before the border. I remember seeing the name of the town and I planned to stop there for gas and stuff and when I got there, nobody was around at all. It was really odd. But it sucked because I had to go to the bathroom, my tank was on E, and I knew I had another 20 miles to the next town, my phone obviously didn't work there either, and I was by myself.
ReplyDeleteIf I had more time and wasn't sick of driving (and had gas), I would've driven around that town a little more. It was unreal. But that whole drive down that road was unique. It was interesting to see how those people live.
You people are pathetic. Go get educations instead of sitting online talking about randomness and your trahsy lives
ReplyDeleteRQ
You know DG, that actually sounds pretty cool (no, this isn't a Hallmark moment).
ReplyDeleteI imagine if CBT drove through, he would have somehow banged a 23 year old, even if no one lived there.
dg, was the town on the 54 and 402?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he did. He probably has some friends from the war there, too.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteWell, I know that really wasn't RQ.
MT:
ReplyDeleteTooth loss dreams usually mean one or more of the following:
Loss of Control, Powerlessness and Vulnerability
Fear of Change, Future Anxiety, Transition
Fear of Failure, Embarrassment
Financial Insecurity, Malnutrition
Fear of Abandonment
FYI
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you just made Miss Texas's day with your diagnosis.
DG:
ReplyDeleteThe "war?" No, CBT would write that the reason the town doesn't exist is because they all attacked him at once, and he killed them all. With a blade of grass.
It could've been. But I thought it was before the new mexico border, but I could be wrong. I checked a map online and it doesn't name any cities between dalhart and tucumcari.
ReplyDeleteWTD: Could you scroll up in the comments a little further and define my dream, too?
ReplyDeletenara visa, nm might be the name of the place. its right across the texas border as you head west.
ReplyDeleteDG, I'll save Wopness the time. It meant:
ReplyDeleteDelusional
Pathetic
Loser
Waste
Elfie: I never believe in ghosts but I've had a couple of odd things happen when I was little that I just decided that it was my mind playing tricks with me. But I swear my apartment from 2 years ago was haunted.
ReplyDeleteSpurs:
ReplyDeleteI asked wop to describe my dream, not your life.
Damn. That was pretty good.
ReplyDeleteYeah Spurs... it all makes sense now doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteThe house I grew up in was built on Hohokam Indian Burial grounds, the whole neighborhood was. The U Of A has a 13 acre archiological preserve right in the middle of the neighborhood next to mine.
The house also burnt down in the late 60's killing a 10 yr old boy. We always called him George because that's what we heard him saying several times. Right before we moved out our alarm guy did some research and pulled news archives. He found out that the boys name was not George but rather Harry. BUT he did have an older brother who shared his room that was named George. 5 of 6 children and the parents got out, somehow in the commotion Harry was forgotten and died of smoke inhalation inside of the sliding glass door that lead out to the pool area.
"nara visa, nm might be the name of the place."
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, I just looked that up, I think you are right.
That might actually be the town.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty spooky you heard the name George. I imagine Harry is still in that house too, freaking people out. Sucks for the people who live there now.
Did you ever hear anything else?
That's a cool story, elfie.
ReplyDeleteI hope when I die, I become a ghost. Then I can spend the rest of eternity just fucking with people.
"Then I can spend the rest of eternity just fucking with people."
ReplyDeleteHow would that be any different from what you do now DG?
Because right now I am limited. I can't just float around and knock stuff over because people would actually see me. Duh!
ReplyDeleteI would fuck with people like Richard Heene and Miss Texas and whisper that the world is ending in 2012 and scare the hell out of them.
back in 1984 cbt and i sold alot of cars, smelled alot of coke and fucked alot of 18 year olds in nara visa.
ReplyDelete*Miss Texas* does seem to really believe the 2012 bit.
ReplyDeleteI'd knock it, but then again people think my moon theory is off base.
Yes, I believe you.
ReplyDeleteIsn't this one of the cars that cbt sold? I bet he told them it was in great condition and only 37k miles.
http://www.jpgmag.com/photos/1681264
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome.
dg, that was our company car. if that backseat could talk, it would have alot of nothing to say.
ReplyDeleteThat's the car where CBT finally reached second base. Same condition, same spot.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure all of your theories are off base.
ReplyDeleteWhat is your moon theory?
Mostly things happening. Plants being removed from a top kitchen shelf to the floor in the middle of the night. Appliances turned on when no one is home, doors opening, stuff like that. He liked to play tricks (like hiding my moms rosary beads that she always kept in her nightstand drawer we would find those things in the weirdest places, like once the fricken bathroom on the other side of the house) but he wasn't the least bit harmful.
ReplyDeleteI thought this Halloween I will take my kids trick or treating over there since that is an innocuous time to randomly knock on people's doors. I also found George (the brother) he still lives in Tucson.
spurs, it doesnt count if the person you fondles was yourself. so i have to say cbt never reached second base.
ReplyDeleteI share your moon theory Spurs... I know that means a lot to you.
ReplyDeleteStreets, that is bad ass. Moving stuff around? Cool. Yeah, you should take your kids over there to that house and ask the people who live there if they have experienced the same thing.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteGood point.
Streets:
It does mean a lot to me. Sweet, because that means someone else didn't buy into the hoax.