And yeah, I just checked. You finally live here in the United States. It's funny you wrote about Oslo, Norway one time. Because I'll be honest, I used to think, "Wow, Norway somehow knows about the site."
What's up buddy? Yeah, someone mentioned that to me. But really though, I don't think he copied it. I think someone sent it to him.
But I do know for a fact he still checks the site out. You know, once I found out he really doesn't do the "nik" thing, it kind of took the fun out of bashing him. But of course, he is the "editor" (stuff does run through him), so if he does something stupid, I'll post it.
Yeah, I figured he did not really do much of anything. I can't believe I am saying this but I miss the days of Jaden, Kaden and Coug. It was kind of fun back then. What is his obsession with Chad Johnson and TO? It is kind of scary.
Yeah, it was fun back then. They blew it. One of the worst moves was running off Richie Rexic, I have to say.
As far as the obsession with Johnson? I think they just want to get some media play again. But I don't think anyone is going to bite on it. Maybe they will though.
I think I've noticed India before man. I guess the only place that is really legit is Australia. I'll give you 10 percent though CHEF. I like how you are worldwide man.
I loved Richie Rexic's crazy ass. She was our own Paris Hilton. Although I love Pam, she and Nickel just did not cut it compared to Richie Rexic.
The biggest turn off to me is trying to turn it into a pseudo racist site. It just does not work.
I have noticed on a lot of the posts now, the first post is some really contrived comment over-praising the site. You can tell they wrote it themself. Sad.
And don't start the racist shit with me. All stereotypes are loosely based in truth (The Barry Sobel Theory). If there was no margin of truth to stereotypes these statements would be true:
There really are no Jewish doctors, bankers or lawyers.
There are no Italians in the sanitation industry.
Irish people don't drink.
Frenchmen are exceptionally polite to foreigners.
The English are very warm and open.
Greek women don't have hair on their navels.
There are no mobile homes in Texas or Oklahoma.
Black women have flat asses.
When you look at this stuff from the reverse, you see that Sobel is right.
You didn't have to. That is how good you are at what you do. I bet drew is sitting in Jersey envying you because last time he saw something like that, he paid for it.
Neil Dellacroce - He was Carlo Gambino's underboss, and should have taken over the gambino's when Carlo went, but Carlo put his brother in law - Paul Castellano in as boss instead.
Neil Lead the more "badass" faction of the gambino's which included Gotti and Sammy
Did you hear those tapes of Gotti Jr. talking to his dad about someone testifying for the Feds? And did you see that Sammy the Bull is going to testify on Jr.'s behalf. Man, I love reading about that shit.
I saw some tapes of the prison visits on The Smoking Gun. Where one of Victoria's sons says he wants to be a baseball player. Man, Gotti ripped him up. It was funny.
Bitch Dog, Its called a Corset, not a girdle. Thanks for barking by.
ANONYMOUS:
"Samantha Brown is awesome and looks great in a bikini although not nearly as good as you do. lol" said Anonymous
Of all people though Samantha Brown, I mean it just made me laugh that you would favorite her, she's so average and just has no curves. She's like the soccer mom.
WTD, im surprised I even did that much, I could never live up to the standards of the infamous Pamela Pucker and her spread eagle youtubes. Not that I would want to or anything ....hahaha
The Gottie Bros. would be okay looking if they didnt tan, shaved there heads, let it grow back, and got a normal haircut, stop wearing assliction and Guido clothing.
ADIOS means 'goodbye' or 'to god'. And roy doesn't have the nuts to send me to god but I bet he will say goodbye when he's running away so fast his shadow can't keep up. If Roy thinks that means anything to me, he's full of shit.
We all know Roy is really just a big old vagina. He reminds me of this guy in the club that always bragged about these classic bikes he had but never had pictures of them. That's the same shit Roy does. He just wants you to take his word for it. Plus I think he's a fag. What straight adult man in his 50's 'phone cuddles' with a 20 year old skank?
I bet he only had those one pics also. I would like to know some of the dialog between him and that broad when they 'phone cuddled'. Did they talk about that day's episode of spongebob squarepants and giggle until they fell asleep?
Do you see what I mean now? Can you picture your dad doing something so ridiculous? If I ever did that I would hope somebody slaps me until I get my senses back. That's beyond strange.
Just slap him back into the real world. He is living in some kinda made up fantasy world where he thinks he's in his early 20's. WAKE UP ROY!!! YOU'RE IN YOUR FUCKING 50'S!!!
Spurs, I did read all the comments back and forth. Still didn't find anything particularly slammin. Maybe you could just copy and paste your pride and glory here for us all to read?
MT: Girdle. maybe if you got off your knees you could wear a corset one day.
MT: In all seriousness, I sincerely thank you for the laughs this morning. It is always great to wake up and laugh your ass off first thing. So...thanks.
Thanks for reminding me what my age is, like I wasn't aware.
If telling some scared, lonely, "20 year old skank" we're "phone cuddling" makes her feel better, I got no problem doing it because I'm just nice like that. It doesn't make me gay or a sissy.
The girls that were posted over in Guidoville were all my sugar babies at one time or another over the last 5 years. Believe what you want.
As far as me being a "big old vagina", I guess I am. You are what you eat.
"If telling some scared, lonely, "20 year old skank" we're "phone cuddling" makes her feel better, I got no problem doing it because I'm just nice like that. It doesn't make me gay or a sissy."
Down yonder in them thurr ozarkians, thats exactly what it makes you lessin its ur cuzzin
"If telling some scared, lonely, "20 year old skank" we're "phone cuddling" makes her feel better, I got no problem doing it because I'm just nice like that. It doesn't make me gay or a sissy."
Down yonder in them thurr ozarkians, thats exactly what it makes you lessin its ur cuzzin"
Fake Me: You're consistently a funny motherfucker.
I've got more than one picture of most the girls. I didn't feel right posting the girls anyway, but RQ kept pushing me and finally caught me half ass drunk.
I went through a nasty 4 year divorce, so me being in any pictures with any girls just didn't seem to be a very good idea.
One thing I have to agree with is that bikers in general, regardless of affiliation, tend to be ok guys. There is one club I've been around that's a standout exception to that, but it's not yours. In fact, I've known members from several clubs, but never any Angels. There doesn't seem to be any in Arkansas.
Why don't you make another video and tell me how cocky I am and then go on and on for the next 10 minutes about your post from 2 days ago and your last comment?
How would I feel about a guy my age with my 18 year old daughter? Young guys these days are pretty much all douchebags, or worse, douchebag wannabes. I was seeing a girl whose dad I'd sold cars with and when she told him about me me, he told her that at least he knew she'd get treated with respect and be well taken care of. That would be my attitude, too.
18 or 81, if it has a vagina, it has drama. 40 year old drama involves out of control teenage kids and deadbeat ex-husbands, not to mention wrinkles and cellulite. I can't do anything about that kind of shit. 22 year old drama can usually be fixed with a couple of hundred bucks.
So what do you thinking you're trying to do, Roy? Who are you trying to save? You seem to think you're doing these broads a favor or something? The only reason a man goes trying to fuck a younger girl is because he can't con a woman his age to fuck him because they are too smart for his bullshit. I know that if some geezer your age was trying to fuck my daughter that geezer wouldn't be around too much longer.
81 Club has a point. Girls do get smarter over time."
Maybe so, but single 35 to 50 year old women are single for a reason, usually because they're angry, bitter psycho bitches that have run off 3 or 4 husbands. I have no interest in that shit.
My last boyfriend was 22. I could've had a better and more intelligent conversation with a rock.
I don't see how you consistently do this, cbt."
22 year old women are way smarter than 22 year old boys, DG. My current girl is a politics junkie and so am I. I'll admit that I've had girls in the past that I wanted to just shut up and fuck me so I could get away from their brainless chatter.
The only reason Roy is fucking these dumb broads is because he's telling them a line of shit they haven't heard before. So yeah, they will be flattered when they are called 'M'lady' and some cobweb cowboy shows up with a dozen carnations that he just picked from her neighbor's yard. Men are stupid but women are pretty much retarded when they are younger. They fall for the dumbest shit.
"So yeah, they will be flattered when they are called 'M'lady' and some cobweb cowboy shows up with a dozen carnations that he just picked from her neighbor's yard."
I always tell the truth. If I was lying, I'd be talking about these girls are in love with me and that kind of shit, kinda like a chubby Guido I know. Actually I have a bunch of wild roses growing all over one side of the house, or I do in the summer, anyway.
not much kids', not much. Almost done with my Christmas shopping. It's like 87 degrees here, I don't know how I managed to motivate myself to shop for the holiday. I think I am tired of it. Why can't we just have fall or winter for once? Where should I move to have all four seasons and is affordable?
Good question. I was going to mention Mexico, being it would more than likely being affordable for you, but with the "four seasons" line, you kind of lost me.
KB, My wife and.......well probably just me would love to have you, bring DG with you as well. We could have a Big Love type situation in St. Louis. The city sucks though.........
Francis: "Not much man. I got to say I found Miss Texas's saggers kind of sexy today. Granted I haven't had sex all week since it's the wife's time...."
Miss Texas Saggers is a Rocket Queen term and i'd appreciate it if you'd lose that bullshit.
I can't rewatch it, MT, I will get blueballs again.
Trust me, I know an areola when I see one, and it was. Later after that slip, there is a shadow/could be color from the editing program you mentioned, and it just confirms that the earlier shot was indeed an areola slip and not the aforementioned.
Blue balls? haha lmfao. Thats classic coming from a chick. I know for sure one of the times your talking about it just shadow, but I might have slipped a little areola. oopsie.....
Francis let me ask you a question. Have you ever been with a girl who had nice natural big tits? If no, then stop reading right here. If yes, then did they have some what of a "sag" to them? Good lord you've gotta pay Dr. 90210 $10,000 to have the twins up to your chin and I dont have that kinda cash.
MT, Yes, I have been with a couple that have had naturally big tits. When I was in college (hence early 20's) that didn't sag. Anyway, I'm more of an ass man than a breast man anyway.........just giving you a hard time.
I actually enjoyed the video...not much the song. Should have went with some Nirvana or Alice in Chains
I always stayed at the Raddison downtown (now the Renaissance). Calico's was walking distance, no DUI's. I never made it to Gitto's. Calico's had good Seafood Alfredo and every steak I ate there was good.
I watched it again with the sound, and I agree with Franny, bad choice. Between the too loud agro crap and the titty tease, it reminded me of a bad lap dance at the strip club
I was referring to the country of Mexico. But yes, you are right, Texas is kind of little Mexico. Well, San Antonio is for sure. The cost of living here is dirt cheap too.
CBT, The downtown area is getting somewhat better since I moved here. They have built up Washington Ave area, but the rest of downtown still needs a lot of work.
Next time you are up to the STL area, check out Citizen Kane.......it's probably one of the best steak I've had anywhere
It will only let me choose between a few songs, I cant choose any song I want, otherwise I def. would have never picked those two....give me some Ideas. And im not making another video until either DirtyGirl Pam or Kinky does
btw, stretch marks on a 22 year olds tits? not attractive.
and that fucking top looked like heavy duty artillery armour that would withstand shrapnel. guess that is what is needed to keep in those sacks of lard.
I spent two weeks out of every month in STL back in 2003. There was this huge redheaded bartender at Calico's I nicknamed "Bridgette" because she looked like some kind of Irish warrior woman. She made good drinks and was funny as hell, but she outweighed me by 100 pounds.
Rocket Queen you've paid thousands of dollars to have a boob job, lip injections, botox, who knows what else. Your an old lonely bitch, face it. Thats why you stopped commenting on here, because you realized the negative remarks people made towards you were actually true.
What's up Giraffe? Please tell me Avery is still around. The animal killers haven't gotten to the poor bird, have they? Also, tell Avery I think it's cool he can type. He left a few comments the other day, it was cool the little bird took the time to do that.
I'm stranded in the bus station in Canton, Ohio. I stole Hannah Lecter's old laptop when I left. Someone wire me enough money for a ticket the rest of the way to New Jersey, please.
MT, Apparently everyone loves that guy......you should do an "ass shakin" video though, that way you could put dancing experience on your Applebee's application
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That was nice miss texas.
ReplyDeleteI was just worried about a nipple slip. lol
ReplyDeleteNow its someones elses turn to make a video:
We had RQ in her nieces swimsuit bottoms
Ta-Taz in her High Times Pageant
Elfie with her dancing video..
DIRTYGIRL? YOUR TURN?!?!?!
Nope, no nipple slip. I would like to see DG in a video though. Just to see what she'd have to say.
ReplyDelete... wait...
ReplyDeleteso MT is a Milf?!?
- chef -
What's up buddy?
ReplyDeleteYeah, she is.
... not a whole lot, just baby sitting some familia...
ReplyDeleteoh, and as for the lake the other day, that was Lake Havasu...
and about your shirt yesterday, yes Cubavera shirts are pretty comfortable...
- chef -
Nice. Lake Havasu? Cool. Thanks for the "ping" too. You have a good time?
ReplyDeleteAs far as Cubavera? Yeah, I like the style, and they are comfortable. I had a pair of their pants, really really comfortable, but they fell apart.
Which was weird.
well... the Cubavera stuff is made out of that Breathable cotton/polyester stuff...
ReplyDelete...as for Havasu, yeah it was a cool trip.
and as for right now, you should be getting a new ping as well...
- chef -
Cool man, glad you had fun.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I just checked. You finally live here in the United States. It's funny you wrote about Oslo, Norway one time. Because I'll be honest, I used to think, "Wow, Norway somehow knows about the site."
C'mon to find out, it was a trick.
Bummer.
Wow.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what to say, I am speechless.
I think I am in love.
This is officially the greatest video and post ever on Spursfansays.com.
P.S. Spurs, I love how Nik is now starting to copy your posts.
What's up buddy? Yeah, someone mentioned that to me. But really though, I don't think he copied it. I think someone sent it to him.
ReplyDeleteBut I do know for a fact he still checks the site out. You know, once I found out he really doesn't do the "nik" thing, it kind of took the fun out of bashing him. But of course, he is the "editor" (stuff does run through him), so if he does something stupid, I'll post it.
I'm glad you liked this post though man.
DG,
ReplyDeleteYour move.
Damn you have one hell of an act to follow.
I definitely want to see you try.
Yeah, I figured he did not really do much of anything.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I am saying this but I miss the days of Jaden, Kaden and Coug.
It was kind of fun back then.
What is his obsession with Chad Johnson and TO?
It is kind of scary.
Yeah, it was fun back then. They blew it. One of the worst moves was running off Richie Rexic, I have to say.
ReplyDeleteAs far as the obsession with Johnson? I think they just want to get some media play again. But I don't think anyone is going to bite on it. Maybe they will though.
... well I am a CouchSurfer (couchsurfing.org), so if you start getting fans in India and South America, I'll take 10% credit...
ReplyDeleteha
- chef -
Star Furniture, huh?
ReplyDeleteI think I've noticed India before man. I guess the only place that is really legit is Australia. I'll give you 10 percent though CHEF. I like how you are worldwide man.
Actually, I typed in the wrong address. I'm checking that site out now. I think I've heard of that before.
ReplyDeleteYeah man, you actually do that? Seriously? Is that what you meant by "familia", or was that actual family?
ReplyDeleteI loved Richie Rexic's crazy ass.
ReplyDeleteShe was our own Paris Hilton.
Although I love Pam, she and Nickel just did not cut it compared to Richie Rexic.
The biggest turn off to me is trying to turn it into a pseudo racist site.
It just does not work.
I have noticed on a lot of the posts now, the first post is some really contrived comment over-praising the site. You can tell they wrote it themself.
Sad.
Yeah, the "kiss ass" comments are pretty obvious. I still check that joint out a few times a week.
ReplyDeleteNope, the racist stuff doesn't play very well. I think it turns what could have been loyal "fans" off.
... nah, the familia was actual family (2 nephews and a niece)...
ReplyDeleteMy good friend who I surfed with in Italy and Mexico just spent the last 6 weeks in India, Nepal, and Kashmir...
I meet up with some surfers every other week for different events/meetings/parties...
I'm helping throw next year's Tent Surf in Mexico (this year's was near South Park, Colorado)...
Pretty cool site, pretty cool people...
I was up in Flagstaff, Sedona, Williams, and the Grand Canyon 2 weekends ago with a surfer and friends... good times...
- chef -
Damn man, I have to say that is pretty cool.
ReplyDelete"CHEF said...
ReplyDelete... wait...
so MT is a Milf?!?
- chef -"
A 22 year old Mexican chick has a 4 year old. The only thing surprising about that is that the 4 year old isn't an 8 year old.
And don't start the racist shit with me. All stereotypes are loosely based in truth (The Barry Sobel Theory). If there was no margin of truth to stereotypes these statements would be true:
ReplyDeleteThere really are no Jewish doctors, bankers or lawyers.
There are no Italians in the sanitation industry.
Irish people don't drink.
Frenchmen are exceptionally polite to foreigners.
The English are very warm and open.
Greek women don't have hair on their navels.
There are no mobile homes in Texas or Oklahoma.
Black women have flat asses.
When you look at this stuff from the reverse, you see that Sobel is right.
It looks like Spurs e-pimp skills work on Miss Texas.
ReplyDeleteSorry anon, his skills do no work on me.
*not*
ReplyDeleteI should have saved this for "GET RAD FRIDAYS" lmao damnit.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I liked Richie Rexic, I thought Nik and alot of ppl gave her a real hard time.
Chef, yes I have a 5 yr. old son
Dirtygirl- I have my own skills, no help needed from Spurs Pimpin.
Who added me on youtube- VENOM?
ReplyDeleteNice Samantha Brown bikini vids. lmfao :)
Click my link on my name to see one I found better than yours
Heres your skinny no ass video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62KiU5g3oqA
Samantha Brown is awesome and looks great in a bikini although not nearly as good as you do. lol
ReplyDeleteI am familiar with Giada and that video, she has great assets, but I appreciate the link.
"It looks like Spurs e-pimp skills work on Miss Texas."
ReplyDeleteI didn't ask her to make this DG.
Holy shit, Thanks for the laughs, MT. My coffee almost came out my nose.
ReplyDeleteand thanks for not opening your girdle any further. those things would have hit the floor, nevermind the bodies.
oh shit....good stuff. haha
sweet mother of god...
ReplyDeletePam doesn't have the flu like she thought. She has strep throat, if anybody cares.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog:
ReplyDeleteHow's it going? I hope you had a chance to re-read those comments. Don't know how you missed the thrashing that DG took.
I do.
ReplyDeleteTell her get better.
How is she doing otherwise?
Thanks for letting us know how Pam's doing, Dr. Hillbilly.
ReplyDeleteSpurs:
ReplyDeleteYou didn't have to. That is how good you are at what you do. I bet drew is sitting in Jersey envying you because last time he saw something like that, he paid for it.
Hey Wopness, that pic is from someone associated with the Gotti crime family, right? He was the boss before John Gotti took over, correct?
ReplyDeleteHaha...you are still talking about something 3 posts ago? You are now switching from Kip to Uncle Rico.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteI slipped up. Please forgive me. I just kind of wanted to see what you'd say. I prefer Kip though.
Thanks.
Neil Dellacroce - He was Carlo Gambino's underboss, and should have taken over the gambino's when Carlo went, but Carlo put his brother in law - Paul Castellano in as boss instead.
ReplyDeleteNeil Lead the more "badass" faction of the gambino's which included Gotti and Sammy
Oh, and Drew doesn't have to pay for anything anymore. That Craigslist trash and him are exclusive now.
ReplyDeleteToo bad we didnt get a nip slip, real curious as to the size ratio, placement, and shape
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteDid you hear those tapes of Gotti Jr. talking to his dad about someone testifying for the Feds? And did you see that Sammy the Bull is going to testify on Jr.'s behalf. Man, I love reading about that shit.
I saw some tapes of the prison visits on The Smoking Gun. Where one of Victoria's sons says he wants to be a baseball player. Man, Gotti ripped him up. It was funny.
ReplyDeleteYep I saw that one too.. funny stuff
ReplyDeleteBitch Dog, Its called a Corset, not a girdle.
ReplyDeleteThanks for barking by.
ANONYMOUS:
"Samantha Brown is awesome and looks great in a bikini although not nearly as good as you do. lol" said Anonymous
Of all people though Samantha Brown, I mean it just made me laugh that you would favorite her, she's so average and just has no curves. She's like the soccer mom.
WTD, im surprised I even did that much, I could never live up to the standards of the infamous Pamela Pucker and her spread eagle youtubes. Not that I would want to or anything ....hahaha
The Gottie Bros. would be okay looking if they didnt tan, shaved there heads, let it grow back, and got a normal haircut, stop wearing assliction and Guido clothing.
ReplyDeleteMT:
ReplyDeleteNo, yours was much more classy which makes it much more sexy.
That video was really cool MT. How did you do that with the colors?
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's what I was wondering too. How did you do the colors?
ReplyDelete"I would like to see DG in a video though. Just to see what she'd have to say."
ReplyDeleteMore interested in my mind than my body? Ha! Now that is a first.
she does coloreds?
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteYep, I am.
Nice. I am impressed.
ReplyDeleteYou are impressed with yourself?
ReplyDeleteWith you.
ReplyDeleteAre you going back to this hallmark crap again?
ReplyDeleteNo, it's just my tender feelings finally coming out. I'm sensitive, deep down inside.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you are.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteI see they caught Nik today trying to blow up some politicians and malls in Massachusetts.
Nice...
I have a program on my computer called Windows Movie Maker, its pretty cool...
ReplyDeleteNow watch this chick shake her ass in front of a group of kids, wtf. The little boys are having the time of their lives. This was on break.com
DG:
ReplyDeleteYep.
Anonymous:
Yeah, I just reading that. Homeboy was rejected from a terrorist training camp. There were two other as well.
alright, nice cans. but what about the rest? anyone seen roy? where is that backwoods warthog?
ReplyDeleteHe's out preparing for your arrival by setting up his perimeter.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah!? is he digging trenches like bill murray in caddyshack?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. Didn't you see where his cousin told you ADIOS, and you were supposed to know what that meant?
ReplyDeleteADIOS means 'goodbye' or 'to god'. And roy doesn't have the nuts to send me to god but I bet he will say goodbye when he's running away so fast his shadow can't keep up. If Roy thinks that means anything to me, he's full of shit.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if it's possible to run so fast your shadow can't keep up, but that's funny.
ReplyDeleteWe all know Roy is really just a big old vagina. He reminds me of this guy in the club that always bragged about these classic bikes he had but never had pictures of them. That's the same shit Roy does. He just wants you to take his word for it. Plus I think he's a fag. What straight adult man in his 50's 'phone cuddles' with a 20 year old skank?
ReplyDeleteHey Venom I checked out that mansion you had favorited, omg its fuckin awesome! The whole interior and layout is fantastic.
ReplyDeleteI bet he only had those one pics also. I would like to know some of the dialog between him and that broad when they 'phone cuddled'. Did they talk about that day's episode of spongebob squarepants and giggle until they fell asleep?
ReplyDeleteThat's really funny. I think they talked about The Hills, or the new 90210 though. THEN they giggled until they fell asleep.
ReplyDeleteDo you see what I mean now? Can you picture your dad doing something so ridiculous? If I ever did that I would hope somebody slaps me until I get my senses back. That's beyond strange.
ReplyDeleteWhen you see him the next time, you should think about slapping him. Though I do think slapping is for sissies. Not calling you a sissy or anything.
ReplyDeleteJust slap him back into the real world. He is living in some kinda made up fantasy world where he thinks he's in his early 20's. WAKE UP ROY!!! YOU'RE IN YOUR FUCKING 50'S!!!
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteI did read all the comments back and forth. Still didn't find anything particularly slammin.
Maybe you could just copy and paste your pride and glory here for us all to read?
MT:
Girdle. maybe if you got off your knees you could wear a corset one day.
Well, I disagree Bitchhog. I understand it's hard for you to see reality, being she's a part of your little "gang."
ReplyDeleteBoy howday! Them thurr biggins sho is a nice paira udders whuuu dawggy
ReplyDeleteMT:
ReplyDeleteIn all seriousness, I sincerely thank you for the laughs this morning. It is always great to wake up and laugh your ass off first thing. So...thanks.
Thanks for reminding me what my age is, like I wasn't aware.
ReplyDeleteIf telling some scared, lonely, "20 year old skank" we're "phone cuddling" makes her feel better, I got no problem doing it because I'm just nice like that. It doesn't make me gay or a sissy.
The girls that were posted over in Guidoville were all my sugar babies at one time or another over the last 5 years. Believe what you want.
As far as me being a "big old vagina", I guess I am. You are what you eat.
"If telling some scared, lonely, "20 year old skank" we're "phone cuddling" makes her feel better, I got no problem doing it because I'm just nice like that. It doesn't make me gay or a sissy."
ReplyDeleteDown yonder in them thurr ozarkians, thats exactly what it makes you lessin its ur cuzzin
I believe they were your "sugar babies" CBT.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog,
ReplyDeleteI bet spurs is busy admiring all of his comments from 3 posts ago but I'm sure he would me more than happy to copy and paste them all again for you.
Actually, I'm sure that is what he already doing.
"Bitchhog said...
ReplyDeleteMT:
Girdle. maybe if you got off your knees you could wear a corset one day."
I think on her knees is a good way for Miss Texas to be.
No, I'm not DG. Have I told you today how cool you are?
ReplyDelete"Hat CBT said...
ReplyDelete"If telling some scared, lonely, "20 year old skank" we're "phone cuddling" makes her feel better, I got no problem doing it because I'm just nice like that. It doesn't make me gay or a sissy."
Down yonder in them thurr ozarkians, thats exactly what it makes you lessin its ur cuzzin"
Fake Me: You're consistently a funny motherfucker.
No, you haven't. But it's ok. I forgive you because it is still morning here and I already am well aware of how cool I am.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's good.
ReplyDeleteDG: I want to jump on Spurs bandwagon and reiterate how cool you are. Spurs, DG is sooooo cool.
ReplyDeleteThanks cbt. Anyone else want to jump on the bandwagon? MP?
ReplyDeleteI could bullshit a bullshitter.
ReplyDeletePretty cocky DG, pretty cocky.
ReplyDeleteI've got more than one picture of most the girls. I didn't feel right posting the girls anyway, but RQ kept pushing me and finally caught me half ass drunk.
ReplyDeleteI went through a nasty 4 year divorce, so me being in any pictures with any girls just didn't seem to be a very good idea.
One thing I have to agree with is that bikers in general, regardless of affiliation, tend to be ok guys. There is one club I've been around that's a standout exception to that, but it's not yours. In fact, I've known members from several clubs, but never any Angels. There doesn't seem to be any in Arkansas.
Why don't you make another video and tell me how cocky I am and then go on and on for the next 10 minutes about your post from 2 days ago and your last comment?
ReplyDeleteWhat a wonderful idea that is! You really are the best ever.
ReplyDeleteHow would I feel about a guy my age with my 18 year old daughter? Young guys these days are pretty much all douchebags, or worse, douchebag wannabes. I was seeing a girl whose dad I'd sold cars with and when she told him about me me, he told her that at least he knew she'd get treated with respect and be well taken care of. That would be my attitude, too.
ReplyDeleteSo he pimped his daughter out?
ReplyDeleteDG is probably the most cool and brilliant woman the world has ever known.
ReplyDeleteNo hat, rekkin ur 18yr old yuggin, be ya best shuga baby yet
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteSo he pimped his daughter out?"
No, dude, he just got tired of going to jail for beating the shit out of the guys her age she'd dated for treating her bad.
Did he get a cut of what you paid her?
ReplyDeleteFake Me: My oldest is 2 and half.
ReplyDeleteOldest daughter, that is
ReplyDeleteI thought you meant oldest lay CBT. I was going to have to say how sick you are.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteDid he get a cut of what you paid her?"
No Spurs, that isn't how the sugar baby thing works.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI thought you meant oldest lay CBT. I was going to have to say how sick you are."
Dude, I'm not Cadimino Man or Hat CBT.
I'm glad I don't know the intricacies of sugar daddy/sugar skank workings.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: It beats whacking off to internet porn. For some reason I suspect that's been the bulk of your love life for awhile.
ReplyDeleteGive it time, Spurs. CBT will lead the way.
ReplyDeleteYou're probably right CBT.
ReplyDeleteLead the way to what? An STD? Or a lawsuit?
ReplyDeleteNo thanks.
If they are 18 they are legal and if you don't know how to protect yourself from an std, then maybe not even cbt could help you.
ReplyDeleteI raised the cutoff age to 21 after Micha. Too much drama. My current one just turned 23.
ReplyDelete"If they are 18 they are legal and if you don't know how to protect yourself from an std, then maybe not even cbt could help you."
ReplyDeleteThanks Dr. Ruth.
"My current one just turned 23."
ReplyDeleteGood for you CBT.
18 or 81, if it has a vagina, it has drama. 40 year old drama involves out of control teenage kids and deadbeat ex-husbands, not to mention wrinkles and cellulite. I can't do anything about that kind of shit. 22 year old drama can usually be fixed with a couple of hundred bucks.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"My current one just turned 23."
Good for you CBT."
Hey, I'm moving up in the world.
So what do you thinking you're trying to do, Roy? Who are you trying to save? You seem to think you're doing these broads a favor or something? The only reason a man goes trying to fuck a younger girl is because he can't con a woman his age to fuck him because they are too smart for his bullshit. I know that if some geezer your age was trying to fuck my daughter that geezer wouldn't be around too much longer.
ReplyDeleteNo problem.
ReplyDelete81 Club has a point. Girls do get smarter over time.
ReplyDelete"I have no interest in women my age. If I did I'd never sleep alone."
ReplyDeleteOk.
My last boyfriend was 22. I could've had a better and more intelligent conversation with a rock.
ReplyDeleteI don't see how you consistently do this, cbt.
"DirtyGirl said...
ReplyDelete81 Club has a point. Girls do get smarter over time."
Maybe so, but single 35 to 50 year old women are single for a reason, usually because they're angry, bitter psycho bitches that have run off 3 or 4 husbands. I have no interest in that shit.
DG, I don't even know where to begin. 22? How long were you with him?
ReplyDeleteHave you considered hooking up with a guy who just got potty trained?
"DirtyGirl said...
ReplyDeleteMy last boyfriend was 22. I could've had a better and more intelligent conversation with a rock.
I don't see how you consistently do this, cbt."
22 year old women are way smarter than 22 year old boys, DG. My current girl is a politics junkie and so am I. I'll admit that I've had girls in the past that I wanted to just shut up and fuck me so I could get away from their brainless chatter.
Hasnt CBT heard Kayne West song : GoldDigger???
ReplyDeleteHeres the link sweetie....
Dirtygirl how old are u??
ReplyDeleteThe only reason Roy is fucking these dumb broads is because he's telling them a line of shit they haven't heard before. So yeah, they will be flattered when they are called 'M'lady' and some cobweb cowboy shows up with a dozen carnations that he just picked from her neighbor's yard. Men are stupid but women are pretty much retarded when they are younger. They fall for the dumbest shit.
ReplyDelete"So yeah, they will be flattered when they are called 'M'lady' and some cobweb cowboy shows up with a dozen carnations that he just picked from her neighbor's yard."
ReplyDeleteThat was so funny.
81: I always pick roses and I do it from a house a few blocks over.
ReplyDeleteYou're probably telling the truth for once, Roy.
ReplyDeleteI always tell the truth. If I was lying, I'd be talking about these girls are in love with me and that kind of shit, kinda like a chubby Guido I know. Actually I have a bunch of wild roses growing all over one side of the house, or I do in the summer, anyway.
ReplyDeleteRule #12: Never believe somebody who tells you they're telling the truth.
ReplyDelete81: That's rule #1. "Well, to tell the truth...", "To be perfectly honest...", "Honestly...". All phrases a good car guy never uses.
ReplyDeleteSo, tell me, how do you feel about a certain group of bikers who originated in Spurs hometown?
Rule #12 is "Never eat at a place called Mom's, never gamble with a guy called Pop and trust an honest man".
ReplyDelete*and never trust an honest man*
ReplyDeleteThe Bandidos? What about them?
ReplyDeleteOr as we call them, The Ban-dildos.
ReplyDeleteWhen did spursfansays became a biker gossip site? Maybe we'll start getting ads for chaps and fonzie jackets on here now
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Francis?
ReplyDelete"Fonzie jackets?"
I smell a money maker.
"81 Club said...
ReplyDeleteOr as we call them, The Ban-dildos."
That answered my question.
Not much man. I got to say I found Miss Texas's saggers kind of sexy today. Granted I haven't had sex all week since it's the wife's time....
ReplyDelete'Francis', male or female that name sucks.
ReplyDeleteTell your wife to hurry it up. That should score you some points Francis.
ReplyDeleteI see you're quite the movie buff 81 Club.....they might have a copy somewhere on VHS if you want to pop it in your VCR and check it out
ReplyDelete"Lighten up Francis".
ReplyDeleteI'm "lightened" CBT
ReplyDelete"they might have a copy somewhere on VHS if you want to pop it in your VCR and check it out"
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty good Francis.
How many times do you think 81 has seen "The Wild One".
ReplyDeletethat name is sexy, 81 club.
ReplyDeleteI saw MT's areola. Pam's nipple, now this. I am on a roll!
What's up kinkyb!tch!
ReplyDeleteI was wondering where you have been. Indeed, the areola does make a slight appearance. You really are on a roll.
KB,
ReplyDeleteWhat's up hot girl? Who, I mean what have you been doing lately?
Oh, how could I forget CBT's crooked finger? I saw that, too.
ReplyDeleteI really should go buy a lotto ticket today.
Funny, I was going to mention something about you should play the lottery.
ReplyDeletenot much kids', not much. Almost done with my Christmas shopping. It's like 87 degrees here, I don't know how I managed to motivate myself to shop for the holiday. I think I am tired of it. Why can't we just have fall or winter for once? Where should I move to have all four seasons and is affordable?
ReplyDeleteGood question. I was going to mention Mexico, being it would more than likely being affordable for you, but with the "four seasons" line, you kind of lost me.
ReplyDeleteKB,
ReplyDeleteMy wife and.......well probably just me would love to have you, bring DG with you as well. We could have a Big Love type situation in St. Louis. The city sucks though.........
You mean Mexico, or little Mexico aka Texas, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking CO
Francis: I like STL. Calico's downtown has great pizza, among other things.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Fall, KB, the trees here are just beautiful, temp around 68.
ReplyDeleteKB- Which time frame do you see Areola???
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
"Not much man. I got to say I found Miss Texas's saggers kind of sexy today. Granted I haven't had sex all week since it's the wife's time...."
Miss Texas Saggers is a Rocket Queen term and i'd appreciate it if you'd lose that bullshit.
Francis, Dirtygirl gave us plenty of good porn sites to check out...ive been to youporn.com
ReplyDeleteNo viruses, free.
Some are alright. lol
Im sure you jack off daily anyways
In Arkansas? Eh, idk about that. I do like Massachusetts, but talk about overpriced real estate, I thought AZ/CA were bad, but they take the cake.
ReplyDeleteBitch Dog did you bark out your ass again?
ReplyDeleteI can't rewatch it, MT, I will get blueballs again.
ReplyDeleteTrust me, I know an areola when I see one, and it was. Later after that slip, there is a shadow/could be color from the editing program you mentioned, and it just confirms that the earlier shot was indeed an areola slip and not the aforementioned.
"kinkyb!tch said...
ReplyDeleteIn Arkansas? Eh, idk about that."
There really aren't any people like Cadimino Man here, well, at least not very many.
KB, why are you always muff bluffing? Do you eat pussy or don't you?
ReplyDeleteNo offense Miss Texas but they do sag....but I refrain from using the term again.
ReplyDeleteBlue balls? haha lmfao. Thats classic coming from a chick. I know for sure one of the times your talking about it just shadow, but I might have slipped a little areola. oopsie.....
ReplyDelete*WAS
ReplyDeleteAlso MT, i just got a new computer so I'm going to resist the temptation of porn sites for at least another week
ReplyDeleteFrancis let me ask you a question. Have you ever been with a girl who had nice natural big tits? If no, then stop reading right here.
ReplyDeleteIf yes, then did they have some what of a "sag" to them? Good lord you've gotta pay Dr. 90210 $10,000 to have the twins up to your chin and I dont have that kinda cash.
A big, soft set of real chunky gal titties is always preferable to a pair of hard, fake aftermarkets.
ReplyDeleteMT,
ReplyDeleteYes, I have been with a couple that have had naturally big tits. When I was in college (hence early 20's) that didn't sag. Anyway, I'm more of an ass man than a breast man anyway.........just giving you a hard time.
I actually enjoyed the video...not much the song. Should have went with some Nirvana or Alice in Chains
Calico's is not bad CBT, I usually eat there when the Cubs are in town before the game. I do like Charlie Gitto's down town
ReplyDeleteI always stayed at the Raddison downtown (now the Renaissance). Calico's was walking distance, no DUI's. I never made it to Gitto's. Calico's had good Seafood Alfredo and every steak I ate there was good.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, the Cubs. Francis, I forgot you were a masochist like DG.
ReplyDeleteYea im more of an ass person 2 Francis, I guess we have something in common ;)
ReplyDeleteCan we get a time of this supposed areola slip?
ReplyDeleteI watched it again with the sound, and I agree with Franny, bad choice. Between the too loud agro crap and the titty tease, it reminded me of a bad lap dance at the strip club
MT,
ReplyDeleteThat's something for us to build on.....now make a ass video for me to watch :)
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteI was referring to the country of Mexico. But yes, you are right, Texas is kind of little Mexico. Well, San Antonio is for sure. The cost of living here is dirt cheap too.
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteAbout the 1:04-1:05 mark. I know I saw it last night, looked again, it's there. I thought it was more pronounced than that.
CBT,
ReplyDeleteThe downtown area is getting somewhat better since I moved here. They have built up Washington Ave area, but the rest of downtown still needs a lot of work.
Next time you are up to the STL area, check out Citizen Kane.......it's probably one of the best steak I've had anywhere
It will only let me choose between a few songs, I cant choose any song I want, otherwise I def. would have never picked those two....give me some Ideas. And im not making another video until either DirtyGirl Pam or Kinky does
ReplyDeleteI want some info on kinkyb!tch's tendency to muff bluff and on how much whipped cream Miss texas' ass crack will hold.
ReplyDeletebtw, stretch marks on a 22 year olds tits? not attractive.
ReplyDeleteand that fucking top looked like heavy duty artillery armour that would withstand shrapnel. guess that is what is needed to keep in those sacks of lard.
RQ <---I rule, I rock.
Anonymous aka Rocket Queen, again with the sack full of kittens comment??? FUCKING LAME
ReplyDeleteGo fix to your hair and take another xanax or whatever the fuck you take.
P.S. If you need some fashion advice I can give you a few websites.....
I spent two weeks out of every month in STL back in 2003. There was this huge redheaded bartender at Calico's I nicknamed "Bridgette" because she looked like some kind of Irish warrior woman. She made good drinks and was funny as hell, but she outweighed me by 100 pounds.
ReplyDeleteRocket Queen you've paid thousands of dollars to have a boob job, lip injections, botox, who knows what else. Your an old lonely bitch, face it. Thats why you stopped commenting on here, because you realized the negative remarks people made towards you were actually true.
ReplyDeleteRQ is old.
ReplyDeleteHow old is RQ? I'm guessing late 30's?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Giraffe? Please tell me Avery is still around. The animal killers haven't gotten to the poor bird, have they? Also, tell Avery I think it's cool he can type. He left a few comments the other day, it was cool the little bird took the time to do that.
ReplyDeleteFrancis, from what RQ told me one of the two times I actually spoke to her (she was fucking hammered both times), add a few years.
ReplyDeleteBTW I bought that artillery top at Fredericks and it wasn't cheap.
ReplyDeleteHe Francis how about you pipe down with the whole "ass shakin" video, thats never gonna happen bud. Im saving myself for Jesse Metcalfe
Wow.....she doesn't look over 40, but then again the videos I guess could be a little grainy
ReplyDeleteRocket Queen is at least 41.
ReplyDeleteJust the way she dresses, presents herself and speaks says alot about her age.
I'm stranded in the bus station in Canton, Ohio. I stole Hannah Lecter's old laptop when I left. Someone wire me enough money for a ticket the rest of the way to New Jersey, please.
ReplyDeleteMT,
ReplyDeleteApparently everyone loves that guy......you should do an "ass shakin" video though, that way you could put dancing experience on your Applebee's application
"add a few years:
ReplyDeletelike 30 more