Monday, August 24, 2009

*Miss Texas*, this isn't good at all



I don't think you are going to make much money with your "marketing strategy", but what do I know?

85 comments:

  1. If she included a picture of her tatas she would! LOL

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  2. This marketing strategy is a bit better than the one my mom suggested when I just started my small business. She told me to get a paperplate and write what I do and then write my phone number sideways for people to tear off to take home with them.

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  3. Wopness:

    What's going on? Where have you been?

    Lion:

    For some reason I don't believe that.

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  4. Sadly, it's true. My mom is not very business oriented. I asked her why that would be a good idea when I have a laptop and a printer? She thought that is what everyone did.

    It's weird because my mom can download and copy dvd's but ask her to check her email or check in for a flight and that is foreign to her.

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  5. Wow Lion, that's pretty funny.

    My mom knows nothing about e-mail either. But I'm pretty sure she knows how to check in for a flight.

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  6. Hot Damn! How much for the whole litter?

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  7. Wop first video appearance

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  8. http://www.break.com/index/boobies-take-everything-bad-away.html

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  9. http://spursfansaystest.blogspot.com/

    check it out spurs

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  10. that looks like paint ball gone wrong, breezy.

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  11. DG - your mom is one of those guerilla marketers. So off beat it gets attention.

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  12. no, wait, I know what it reminds me of, you know in kindergarten when they gave you a box of five or six props and told you to make something out of it? that's what it reminds me of, breezy.

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  13. so RQ is not a fan.....thats cool.

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  14. nor are you a fan of my work, breezy.

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  15. Maybe I'll buy some paper plates tonight and see what happens. I wanted to do a Joe Girard at the Dbacks game last month but we were in the 2nd row so I would just be throwing all my business cards at Justin Upton.

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  16. Yes, listen to your mother, DG. And don't skimp and get the generic brand, make sure they are dixie.

    I might go one step further and suggest you put the plates up at the laundromats around town. Especially Marysvale, that's where the money is.

    On a serious note, whatever you do, NEVER waste your money on doorhangers. printing them is not too costly, delivery is very expensive and those fucks throw them in the garbage a lot of the time. those companies hire lazy people like wop.

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  17. breezy - i am referring to my comedic videos.

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  18. i've never commented on them, I thought the end of the tranny one was funny, it was obvious that you weren't going to strip. I'm sure MP was hoping you would, even knowing your a tranny.

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  19. I'm thinking of advertising in the back of New Times and the erotic section of craigslist.

    Actually, I think I will just advertise on Spurs After Dark.

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  20. i thought you made that mean video about me, Breezy??

    DG - all three of those are established and very respected pillars of the advertising community.

    are you one of those necromancers?

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  21. i'm just kidding you, Breezy. i thought your work was great and look forward to Spurs putting it up!

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  22. I just made the video, not my idea. I was approached and thought it would be funny and it was.

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  23. we need a drew video. I have the dancing one, but not sure what to do with it?

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  24. I have a question RQ. Is getting restalyne or juvederm for $250 a good deal?

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  25. i think you should submit it to the office of the attorney general since drew only dances after he has ripped off some poor person.

    they can put it in his evidence file.

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  26. I can recommend the best person for it, Dr. Caniglia.

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  27. I do not know how they can offer that price. I think they pay like $300 per syringe.

    Make sure you go to someone really skilled, as it makes an absolute difference in the outcome.

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  28. I have a connection so I would only be paying for the cost of the product and nothing else.

    Do you think that would be about right?

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  29. yeah, I think that is excellent, DG. I know of places that charge $750, but generally it is $600. When are you getting it done?

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  30. i'm going to make my old stand by, a big pot of spaghetti. back later.

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  31. Hey Breezy,

    "http://spursfansaystest.blogspot.com/"

    I like it.

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  32. put it up...i can change it in like two seconds.

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  33. If you don't like it after it is done, you can change it back.

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  34. I'm not sure. I'm still deciding if I want to try it. I just know I have that option out there and never really knew the cost because most websites want you to call to find out prices.

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  35. Breezy,

    "we need a drew video. I have the dancing one, but not sure what to do with it?"

    I'll post one tonight buddy. I think you'll like it.

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  36. spurs,

    you familiar with the butabi brothers? steve butabi

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  37. Lion:

    "is getting restalyne or juvederm for $250 a good deal?"

    What is that?

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  38. email me if you want to put up the site. I can walk you through it.

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  39. Thanks Breezy. I wanted to do it so i can see what it's like to be MP for 4-6 months.

    In reality I wanted to try it because my bottom lip is huge and sticks out so it always makes it look like I'm pouting. That is great when I want to try and get my way but I wanted to see what my upper lip would look like larger.

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  40. Spurs,

    It gives you MP lips.

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  41. just don't go lisa rinna on us.

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  42. Lion:

    So it's like collagen injections?

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  43. Yes, I think. I don't know alot about all of it yet.

    Breezy,

    I'm going to bring in a pic of MP and tell them to make me look like that. But I'm not sure if they would stock enough juvederm to actually get the MP effect.

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  44. go to DR conrad....MJ said he is great.

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  45. I don't know about him. Do you think Dr. Murray could get me some Phentermine? They prescribe it to my friends in Illinois but they won't prescribe it to me out here.

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  46. thats the same dr........def go with him.

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  47. I don't think he was his plastic surgeon though or maybe he was. MJ had too many doctors for me to keep up with.

    I want MJ's plastic surgeon. He does great work.

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  48. yeah, you can have a nose that isn't even attached...that is the shit. imagine going to parties without a nose.

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  49. It would be cool. You can have a different shaped nose every day of the week.

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  50. Breezy, Lion:

    That's funny stuff.

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  51. DG~ there is a Dr in Tucson who will prescribe that for you, my best friend (fargo) was on it for awhile. Anyway the trip might be too far for you to go for that but look up Golden West Medical Center for more info.

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  52. Elfie:

    Where's "fargo" been? And that was cool of you to bring her into the mix.

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  53. She had to go pick her kids up from Minnesota. She'll be back soon, she liked here.

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  54. That's cool.

    I'm glad she liked it.

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  55. I tried to get it up here and contrary to MP's belief they said I had to be overweight to have it prescribed. Both my friends in Illinois are really tiny! I'm going to take a trip down there one of these days. When I take phentermine I can run so much faster for a longer period of time.

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  56. Always taking shots at MP Lion.

    I do have to give you much credit for being consistent.

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  57. DG - I think you would look awesome with juvederm.

    But don't get any of that speed stuff. Just get your stomach stapled, that is what works best for morbidly obese people like you. You will have a lot of loose skin, so start saving now for a full body lift.

    Hi Spurs! How are you this fine evening?

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  58. This post turned into a conversation about lip plumper??? Where the fuck is MP? Maybe we can get him to lipo some of his lip and transfer it to you DG. Kinda like a Brazilian ass lift, only with MPs lips.....

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  59. Great. Thanks for asking.

    I'm posting something tonight at 10:00 your time. I think you might like it. It's a trip down memory lane.

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  60. Damn, *MTQ*, you are talking trash about him too?

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  61. OOOOOOOoo that sounds very inviting, Spurs!

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  62. I for one cannot wait SPURS!
    This how I feel right now
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c

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  63. ah ha! so dirty girl got the idea from you, Elfie.

    Spurs, can you ban Elfie? she is a very bad influence. First on Pam, and now on Dirty Girl. And who the hell knows how many people ran out and got peacock feathers after seeing her video.

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  64. Miss Texas,

    MP's lips are already reserved for RQ's sex change surgery in which RQ is kindly donating her penis to MP for his private time.

    I stold peacock feathers at the zoo the other day for elfie. It was the phentermine that made me do it.

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  65. Pam? PAM?! How did I influence her? I will admit I introduced RR to adderol, DG to Phentermine, Nik to reality blogging, and you to ambien and restylane but I did not introduce Pam to anything!
    I cannot help it if I am a trendsetter!

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  66. Elfie:

    I remember watching that episode. Nice reference Elfie.

    You know what people don't remember. You remember when that "gang" worked on the beach and Zach had a love interest. I think it was like the bosses' daughter or something like that.

    Well, the girl who played his "love interest" was Leah Remini.

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  67. Giraffe:

    I won't ever ban anyone. Except maybe you (calm down, it's a joke). No way in hell I'd ever ban your comments. Even the one's you left as "anonymous" back when this started.

    Well, Lion was a part of that brigade (kamikazes) too.

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  68. Spurs~ I totally remember that!

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  69. Lion,

    "Miss Texas,

    MP's lips are already reserved for RQ's sex change surgery in which RQ is kindly donating her penis to MP for his private time."

    You just don't quit.

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  70. Elfie:

    Cool.

    I remember the whole damn series.

    I know, sad.

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  71. We travel in packs spurs. And we are all so dysfunctional with all of our addictions from our fame on the internet. At least when they bring back 'where are they now?', our stories will be interesting.

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  72. Spurs,

    Miss Texas just brought up MP. I was just letting her know that his lips are already reserved.

    She didn't know.

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  73. Lion,

    True on your first comment.

    Your second comment?

    I like how you justified yourself (no sarcasm).

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  74. Elfie, you also sent pictures sex toys to pam and created a maniac. You have some sort of weird suggestive powers. It is freaky.

    It is true, MP's lips are my new coochie. We are just looking for a doc who will perform a three-way operation, since DG is donating her fat to MP.

    Thank you for not banning me Spurs. If you ever did, i would change providers and come right back.

    is it ten yet??

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  75. Well, don't worry, you won't have to change providers.

    4 minutes.

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