Look at the serious expression on Goldilocks' face. I imagine right before this pic was taken, Goldilocks asked Nik, "Is this one big enough for you?"
Who-man probably went into heat immediately and was purring like a kitten when Goldilocks shoved this up inside him.
Why are his fingers brown?
ReplyDeleteAvery:
ReplyDeleteHis fingers are brown probably because he "loosened" Nik up before it was time to shove in the dildo.
faggot ass mutha fuckaz
ReplyDelete- MP
What's up MP? Long time no see man. Look, just because Goldilocks has a dildo in his hand and is going to shove it in Nik's a-hole doesn't mean either one of them is gay.
ReplyDeleteWait, what was I thinking?
It does.
I like James hes a nice guy Spurs.
ReplyDeleteHey spurs you know what is funny ? Nik can't drive again =)
ReplyDeleteHello nice Pamela Anne. How are you today?
ReplyDeleteMP is the not quite Caucasian young man who is racially and sexually confused, am I correct?
ReplyDeleteWhy can't Nik drive again?
ReplyDeleteNo clue, but he had some twitter thing up with cops and now his license is revoked. I am sure some one could find it out pretty fast =). Hi Avery, and MP was cool in my book we were always cool until he made a very rude comment about me after all of the times I stuck up for him.
ReplyDeleteAKA - Pamela Anne is Impartial and won't say how she really feels about back stabbing word slingers
Pamela Anne, did you receive my email?
ReplyDeleteEvery single one of my email accounts were hacked into and had the passwords changed. I have not and will never be able to check my old emails.
ReplyDelete.. yeah I know
=(
I sometimes wish that I was one of those colorful parrots from South America, but usually I am satisfied with my life as an African Gray Parrot.
ReplyDeleteOooh, Pamela Anne, that is bad. I am sorry to hear about your e-troubles. I merely said hello.
ReplyDeleteThank you Avery, I will get a new one as soon as my pissed off feelings go away.
ReplyDeleteIt had to have been the trout in Florida, no one else had any of my passwords =/
Pamela Anne, my email address is averytheparrot@gmail.com. I am aware of your travails in Florida. The Porn Trout must not have been a nice man.
ReplyDeleteMy benefactor, Drew, does not have STDs. He has, however, been screaming when he urinates. I hope that something is not seriously wrong with him. He is my best friend.
ReplyDeleteI have a cold =/
ReplyDeletePamm, baby, you got a cold? Poor kid.
ReplyDeleteRERun!
ReplyDeleteSpurs, what's up with the tumble weeds? I got a huge collection myself............
ReplyDeleteThis is for Dirtygirl.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/cubs_absence_from_world
Hey all...what's going on? Has everyone finished their Christmas shopping? I still have to get Spurs a gift...any suggestions?
ReplyDeletecbt is still a fag.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous whacks off to pictures of Al Franken.
ReplyDeleteThe Real Deal: I don't really think Spurs is all that devoted to bashing Nik. It's not like he moved to Scottsdale and started following Nik around (I kinda expected that myself at first). Spurs is much more obsessed with the NBA and Dirtygirl.
ReplyDeletethe real deal = gayden
ReplyDeleteAnonymous has a Trig Palin fecal fetish.
ReplyDeleteI think Spurs is in the clink.
ReplyDeleteCBT orders dildos from 20k and puts on Pam-style webshows.
Anonymous whacks off to pictures of Rocket Queen.
ReplyDeleteCBT pulls when he thinks of me.
ReplyDelete=/
ReplyDeleteThe Real Deal:
ReplyDeleteWrong. First off, "Nik" didn't reject me. Well, he did reject me when it came to actually making some money off RR. And as far as "idolizing" him? Yeah, I want to be 5 foot 6. It's my dream.
And as far as GETTING A FUCKING LIFE?
Ok, on that one, you probably nailed it. I do need to get a "life" that's for sure.
"Hey all...what's going on? Has everyone finished their Christmas shopping? I still have to get Spurs a gift...any suggestions?"
ReplyDeleteHello Queen Bee, hope everything is going good for you.
"Spurs, what's up with the tumble weeds? I got a huge collection myself............"
ReplyDeleteGood one Drew.
The Real Deal:
ReplyDeleteIs that you Evander Hollyfield (damn, I was little slow on that one).