Hey there,
I'm uploading some pics tonight, but I felt I would send you a few and maybe you'd be in the mood to post something random? LOL
I truly think I'm the original "knock off" version of Britney Spears, not my buddy DG..lol Well, whatever, just have fun with it!
Later gator,
Queen Bee
SPURS FAN says: Nice rhyme. I have to admit, this one was rough to write up. I was going to go with something like:
I held this picture up to the mirror and said, "Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the cutest chick of them all?" And then the mirror said, "None of them fuckface, what are you doing to me?" But Queen Bee is so nice, I won't do something like that, because that would be kind of mean.
So I'll take the highroad and say that I like Queen Bee's denim get up. I used to be a HUGE fan of denim.
Back in 1987.
1st one on the right is the best looking one of them all. but thats not saying much. its kinda like driving into a junkyard with a pinto and saying you have the nicest car in the yard.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious. That's probably one of the funniest analogies I have ever read.
ReplyDeleteI don't see Britney Spears but I do see the original Olivia Newton John in Grease.
ReplyDeleteHey, that's a good one. She does look like Olivia Newton John.
ReplyDeleteis that a levi's kitchen apron youre wearing? thats the ugliest article of clothing ever.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely not Britney Spears but cute nonetheless.
ReplyDeleteLooks like your typical suburban wife with a couple of kids, drives a Tahoe, lives in a McMansion and her husband is some sort of mid level manager or executive or and attorney or doctor.
One on the far right looks kind of like Christina Apllegate. I am guessing that she is QB's sister.
Nice analysis there anonymous.
ReplyDeletei was thinking she probably has 2 kids from 2 different men, valium and wine problem, works as a secretary at an insurance company but puts out for her married boss, drives a mini-van with a mattress in the back and probably cries herself to sleep every other night because she isnt the hot cheerleader anymore.
ReplyDeletei think im more accurate.
Wouldn't valium and wine be a deadly combination?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteThat's a pretty creative "stab" at her situation.
not if you have been doing it for years. she has a tolerance. and i never did say she takes them at the same time. did i?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous has a point there DG.
ReplyDeleteNo, she is still on her first husband.
ReplyDeleteKids are about 5 and 3.
Tahoe is either black or white.
She might have an Escalade.
The house is your typical brick McMansion and is about 3,500 square feet.
Probably has messed around on her husband a few times when he is away on business but nothing serious.
Probably one of his friends.
This shit is making me laugh.
ReplyDelete"Probably has messed around on her husband a few times when he is away on business but nothing serious.
Probably one of his friends"
That's so funny.
nah, johnny football captain knocked her up prom night and promised to marry her when he finished college because he wanted to go to the pros. neither happened and she missed out on her education. johnny ended up being a carpenter and she meet a manager at the local supermarket where she worked as a clerk. then he promised her the world and they got married. well he turned to the bottle and so did she. then he began beating her and fucking the bagger chick that worked there, the one with special needs. she divorced him and couldnt stand to be at the piggly wiggly anymore so she went to work for tom at state farm. and is there to this day.
ReplyDeleteAll the suburban wives like her do it.
ReplyDeleteIt is ok because her husband has probably slept with about 3 of her friends, not to mention possibly her sister.
When the kids get older he will move on to the girls that are friends with his kids.
come on...this pic was taken at a motel 6. and there must be at least 5 of them there. 45 between 5 people is 9 bucks a piece. this is her version of girls night out. she aint got no fucking doctor husband.
ReplyDeleteI can't tell you how much entertainment you people give me with your comments.
ReplyDeleteThe "Johnny Football Captain" one was so great.
You can see by their hair, their skin, their smiles and clothes and so on their category and status in life.
ReplyDeleteShe could easily have a physician husband. My neighborhood is about 75% physicians and she looks like most of their wives, well the white ones:)
I don't think this was taken at a Motel 6. But I could see where you might think that, with the wallpaper and all.
ReplyDeletetears fill her fucking coffee mug every monday morning.
ReplyDeleteWhy would you write that about tears in her coffee mug?
ReplyDeleteI mean, she's already crying being she lost Johnny Football Captain, she's not the hot cheerleader anymore, her husband cheated on her with a special needs woman, she's hooked on booze and pills, and she has a mattress in the back of her ride.
And she's been referred to as a Pinto.
What else is there?
besides, who still uses film cameras anymore? not even cavemen use that shit.
ReplyDeleteCaveman?
ReplyDeleteAnother great one.
I live in a 6,000 square foot house and drive a six figure car and I shop at TJ Maxx.
ReplyDeleteSo do most of the physicians I know including a Cardiologist and a Gastroenterologist so I have no idea what you mean by that.
You know how you get rich, you don't pay top dollar for everything.
She is not crying, she has a good 2 marriages ahead of her. If she has the right husband she will be set for life.
ReplyDeleteMy neighbor is a Cardiologist and just got divorced and his ex wife got $10,000 a month, plus health insurance and a good chunk of his retirement in addition to a house.
Meant *cavemen*
ReplyDeleteAlso, it's going to be really funny when Queen Bee reads all these comments about "her life."
i could give 2 shits where you live. but who the fuck wears demin dresses anymore? did she just step out of a time machine or something? and that wind blown overly hairsprayed bird nest hairdo is god-fucking-awful. no way can that picture have been taken in this decade.
ReplyDeleteThat's just awful.
ReplyDeleteIt shows my maturity level I guess, because I laughed once again.
You should give 2 shits because if you are going to make an analysis you should know what you are taling about.
ReplyDeleteIf you live in a double wide trailer and drive a Chevette, you might not be able to make a qualified analysis of someone like her.
Anon makes QB sound like a country song.
ReplyDeleteThese comments are so damn funny to me DG. I think there might be something wrong with me (rhymed).
ReplyDeleteanon, go suck a dick. you think you get rich by shopping at chain thrift shops. shut the fuck up. you get rich by getting an education and working hard, not by clipping 10 cent coupons to use at safeway. dumbass. did your fucking mother have any kids that lived?
ReplyDeleteI think they are funny, too. I also agree that there is something wrong with you. I'm glad you've finally come to terms with it.
ReplyDeletethe caption for this pic should be: 'i love the 80's'
ReplyDeleteI came to terms with it a long long long time ago.
ReplyDeleteI'm content DG.
Hey anonymous,
ReplyDeleteThat would have been a good caption.
Nice.
I live in the big house and I drive the expensive car so I guess I am kicking your dumb ass.
ReplyDeleteBy the way retard, I have 3 degrees including an MBA so you can go suck a dick.
You probably do so you can pay your rent for your trailer:)
Thanks for trying to elicit a response from me about my mother but my mother is a decent woman that is still married to my father unlike yours that slept with every john that came into the strip club where she worked.
I bet she is not even sure who your daddy is.
True story.
Can I point out that there are plenty of rich people out there that are cheap and very tight with their money. I deal with them all the time. Also, an education doesn't always get you money. It has alot more to with luck, determination, and timing.
ReplyDeleteHey anonymous:
ReplyDeleteI like how you put "True story" at the end of that, just to drive home your point.
anon, you failed. again. just go to sleep and try to pretend that your wife wasnt fucking the dog catcher while you were at work today. then you can go to work tomorrow and take your anger out on your stressball you have on your desk at work. its right next to your dilbert calendar.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteYou are correct.
Two of my richest clients did not even go to high school.
My richest one is one of the biggest RV dealers in the country and he cannot read or write.
He is worth over $100 million.
First of all not married.
ReplyDeleteThank God.
Secondly, I don't have to go to work and be stressed out or pissed off buddy, I am the boss, the owner.
I honestly hope you make manager at Mcdonald's one day.
Can you hook me up? I just watched the Anna Nicole movie and a sugardaddy sounds tempting now.
ReplyDeletehhhmmm...lets see whats wrong with this picture? you live in a big house, drive a fancy car but wear knock off wrangler jeans? hhhmmm...ever heard of balance in your life? you cant even afford $30 levis but you can afford a 6 figure car. dumbass.
ReplyDeleteSo you are finally coming around to the idea, huh DG?
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteHe is about 80, so I am not sure how low you are willing to go, lol.
He is a cool dude though.
His wife probably would not like it very much either.
She is a tough cookie.
I wish I could get past it spurs. My life would be so much easier. I turned down a sugar daddy on Friday.
ReplyDeleteI am sorry you cannot afford the gas to drive to TJ Maxx from your side of town, I truly am.
ReplyDeleteIf you do ever make it over there, actually go inside.
They sell Polo, Perry Ellis, everything.
Look at the cars in the parking lot also buddy.
Sam's Club is full of Indian doctors every Sunday also.
I guess they don't have money either.
Well, at least you have your dignity DG (no sarcasm).
ReplyDeleteI know I was talking about increasing the age of my men but jumping ahead 58 years is a bit too much for me.....even if it is 100 million dollars.
ReplyDeleteYou failed to mention the part about the guy's wife DG. But I guess being you don't care Francis has one, I should have known.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteYou are cute and young.
Go find yourself a nice young physician that is just getting out of residency.
Trust me they will be so happy to have someone like you give them attention they will give you anything.
They will also be working so much they will not be around much to bother you.
Now that is damn good advice.
ReplyDeleteanyone noticed that tubby to the left is pushing everyone else to the side?
ReplyDeleteBecause that is the cocky side of me. The wife becomes irrevelent once I enter the picture.
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm that amazing.
And yes, I'm so kidding.
And yes, I'm commenting like Chef.
"anyone noticed that tubby to the left is pushing everyone else to the side?"
ReplyDeleteShe is! That's a great call!
You are right Anon. That is the best damn advice ever. Finally, a man that has a good job and actually has to give me my space. I think I'm going to find something wrong with me and go to the emergency room now.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteI don't think the wife would car that much about you.
You would probably not the first little side piece.
After all she was originally the secretary when he was married to his first wife. lol
She is well set up anyway and there is no hope for you becoming number one.
go hi yourself in the nuts with a hammer, dg.
ReplyDeletehit*
ReplyDelete"I think I'm going to find something wrong with me and go to the emergency room now."
ReplyDeleteAfter about 10 minutes of talking to you DG, I'm sure the doc will figure out there is something wrong inside that head of yours.
DG,
ReplyDeleteGo after an ER, Radiologist or some sort of surgeon. They are super busy.
Physicians love teachers so if you are one you are set.
Teachers are off during the summer to be with the kids and tend to be good mothers.
I wouldn't want to be an 80 yr old's number one anyway. I just want him to buy me a car and a house and go back home to his wife.
ReplyDeleteAnon,
ReplyDeleteI don't have nuts so that would be an issue.
I think I'll pick the surgeon. I just hope he not like Dr. 90210. But I would like to hook up with Will from Big Brother. He is exactly what I need.
ReplyDeleteyeah, make sure that the doctor is a high school dropout. because we all know that an education doesnt get you anywhere. as a matter of fact, just ask for the heart surgeon that dropped out in 2nd grade. he will be the one with the gold plated rolls royce and wearing chinatown fubu.
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one about the dropout there anonymous.
ReplyDelete"just ask for the heart surgeon that dropped out in 2nd grade. he will be the one with the gold plated rolls royce and wearing chinatown fubu."
Awesome.
or maybe he will be wearing 'ralf looren'.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteSurgeons are good but beware they have a serious God complex so if you are not prepared to deal with that stay away.
I would recommend that you go for a non-surgical specialist.
Also physicians tend to cheat less than most other men.
spurs, since when did this website become the screenplay to 'hitch'?
ReplyDeleteI see stupid does not know that TJ Maxx is owned by Macy's.
ReplyDelete"spurs, since when did this website become the screenplay to 'hitch'?"
ReplyDeleteThat was a funny question. You have a point there.
anon, youre stupid.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TJX_Companies
now, stfu.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteWe are all family here and I am just trying to get DG hooked up:)
spurs, did you go to that wiki page? if so, is macys anywhere on there? anywhere at all?
ReplyDeleteanon, everyone already figured out that youre full of shit. now please get to bed, you have telemarketing to do tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI think it is so funny that the brokest people pay the most for stuff.
ReplyDeleteDG,
A word of advice. If the man you are dating pays full price for everything and does not use coupons or try to save money at all, you should probably dump him and move on.
You know who I am talking about.
I'm sure DG appreciates the "man advice" she is getting.
ReplyDeleteWith your felony prostitution conviction you probably could not even get a job telemarketing.
ReplyDeleteYou are probably using the Wifi at your Mcdonald's job right now to send these messages, aren't you?
oh wow...what a comeback! oh my goodness gracious! im still waiting for a reply about your dumbass remark about macys owning tj maxx.
ReplyDeleteThe good thing for you is that even though you don't make too much at Mcdonald's, your girl makes a good second income at her job at the strip club blowing the customers on the side.
ReplyDeleteSo make sure you don't piss her off and have her leave you.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteAs much as I like you bud, I don't think Macy's owns TJ Maxx, but it really doesn't make a difference.
Shit, I've been to Stein Mart. As a matter of fact, I always look for discounts when I can. As a matter of fact, I ordered some Nike Shox a couple of weeks ago online for 40 bucks. No shit.
still waiting for a reply about macys owning tj maxx. is it that hard to admit that youre wrong?
ReplyDeleteDon't know why I felt the need to put two "matter of facts" there, but oh well.
ReplyDeleteYes I do appreciate the advice. Here is an example of two different dates with 2 rich men in the past.
ReplyDeleteOne argued with the cab driver over 2 dollars.
The other probably spent $700 on our date on bullshit and kept buying everything that I picked up at the store even though I told him I didn't want the stuff.
I never returned either of their calls again. So I say it is good to save when you can but still fun to splurge to an extent.
you can go into a department store like macys and get shit on a discount if you know people that work there. i got a $145 pair of hugo boss jeans for $35. all because i know somebody there.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteI meant Marshalls not Macy's, I just wanted to see how long this loser would harp on that.
I think his life is pretty sad that he has to go to wikipedia to try to win an argument in life.
Congratulation on your purchase for $40. I personally do not pay over $50 for sneakers, ever. The only shoes that I have paid over $100 for are my Johnston & Murphys and my BORN sandals.
Most of the time I get out of my car wearing my Nike shorts, Nike ACG shirts and my BORN sandals wearing a $5,000 watch. lol
I am sure people think I am crazy sometimes but I am super comfortable.
DG:
ReplyDeleteSomebody spent $700 on you?
Yeah, he doesn't deserve a phone call. He deserves to be put down. Like an old, useless dog.
Sometimes I pay alot for one item and then go cheap on something else. For example, most of my jeans cost $250 but my shirts are usually about $10-20 dollars. So it all evens out.
ReplyDeleteOr at least that is what I convince myself.
Yeah man, the last time I bought some Shox I went to Academy like a jackass.
ReplyDeleteWell, this time I figured I should shop around. I bought them from a company in England, but I noticed the shit was shipped from China. So maybe one of the factory workers stole them, I don't know, but whatever the case is, I don't care, I just know I wasn't home on Friday to pick them up, and I'll pick them up tomorrow at the Post Office.
DG,
ReplyDeleteThe guys I recommended to you are good bets.
Because they spent so much time being poor they are pretty good with money.
Their demeanor is usually pretty good because of their profession.
However, because they are now making money, they are not super cheap either.
There is a reason why pro athletes go broke and doctors don't.
Yes, and it was a first date. It was seriously one of the worst dates I've ever been on. When he went in for the kiss, I turned away.
ReplyDelete$700 and not even a kiss.
I would have burned down your place had that happened DG.
ReplyDeleteBut then again, I wouldn't ever spend $7 on you, much less $700.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteDSW is a great place for shoe shopping.
We have some good outlet malls around where I live also.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteI should check that out.
The other anonymous:
Hopefully you meant while the car was still moving.
DG,
ReplyDeleteThat is funny, he tried to big ball and shot down.
I have seen that happen a lot.
Some guys have shitty personalities and no amount of money can fix that.
oh yeah, marshalls is owned by tj maxx. rebuttal? i think not.
ReplyDeleteThat's the spirit.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteIn all honesty, no one made the dude spend $700.
That is his own fault.
My attitude towards spending money on a date is the same as lending money to friends.
Just assume it is gone and if you get it back or get something back in return, then it is a bonus.
This is his old myspace.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.myspace.com/WildwesofSedona
$700 and no pussy? hell no. if i spend 7 cents on you, you better make me cum somehow.
ReplyDeleteOMG, dude are you really that much of a loser?
ReplyDeleteSeriously?
You are such an angry little man and I am guessing little in all aspects of your life.
You have a point there about the money anonymous. Very true.
ReplyDeleteDG:
I'm going to check that out now.
DG,
ReplyDeleteHe really loves himself and needs to give out every detail of his life and his families.
I am sure they appreciate that.
I am glad you took him for $700. lol
I picked up a pair of sunglasses and put them on, put them back down and he grabs them and pays for them. They were $150. I told him I was just trying them on and didn't want them but he insisted.
ReplyDeleteSo I wasn't trying to take advantage of him.
So you checked that clown out anonymous?
ReplyDeleteThat means he has zero game whatsoever DG.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteI did not mean take him literally.
I just mean he deserved to have that happen to him because of his cockyness.
He thought he had you locked down for that money.
lol
I know. The things he was saying to me was hilarious, too. He told me to quit my job and come live with him in Sedona immediately. I remember he said he would take me shopping for a new car later on in the week. But what I remember most is his sweaty armpits soaking his shirt.
ReplyDeleteYeah,
ReplyDeletebut it is my money and I can spend it on myself anyway I want.
I have 12 watches and that is one of my cheaper ones by the way.
My client who is worth $100 million wears black Harley t shirts everyday and those same cheap Wrangler jeans you criticized.
Then he gets in his million dollar motor home and drives to one of his 5 mansions.
People who have money and are comfortable with it can wear anything they like.
i have had enough of anon's dumb shit. im going to sleep. fuck you.
ReplyDeleteDude, you are really obsessed with me aren't you?
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to date me or something.
Money comes and goes.
If I lost it all tomorrow and my house and car, I would be OK.
I buy the things I do because I can afford them but they don't really mean that much to me after a while.
I could live in a 1,000 square foot house and drive a Civic and I would still be cool buddy.
Sigh,
ReplyDeletelike I said, piss poor angry little man in all aspects of his life.
At least the black guys at the strip club satisfy his girl before she gets home so she does not bitch at him about his inadequacies in bed.
anon, youre a pussy. i would wipe my ass with your lungs. not only are you a pussy but a dumb pussy at that. go to sleep. you have to get caught up on your dilbert day of the week calendar tomorrow. good night all.
ReplyDeleteYou ever notice that when your girl comes home from the club and you have sex with her she just does not seem that tight?
ReplyDeleteI am not sure what kind of crack the Dilbert calendar was supposed to be. My buddy loves Dilbert, has the calendars and he is a tenured engineering professor at a Top 25 university.
Last time I checked that paid pretty well....
Only someone with a low level job that had no desk, say like Mcdonalds would make a crack like that.
I live in a county that has 38,000 residents and 650 doctors (boys and girls, can you say "retirement community?). The doctors dress like shit (but their wives don't), they drive nice cars (BMW's and Mercedes, mostly, the wives all seem to drive Denalis) and have nice houses. They suck as businessmen and drive their accountants crazy (generalization, there are some exceptions, Richard Burnett, for one) with the shit they want to invest in.
ReplyDeleteI've stated before that here in Arkansas (and, it seems like, in small towns all across "flyover land") it's ok to be wealthy, it's just not ok to act like it (see Sam Walton, the ultimate reverse snob).
The sugarbaby route is the one to take. I have a good looking 23 year old sugarbaby (she was posted over in Guidoville a couple of months ago) that comes down from Branson 3 or 4 times a month. We go to dinner, have a few drinks, do our thing, she goes back to Branson in the morning and I don't hear from her until the day before her next visit. We enjoy each other's company, she's smart and funny (we talk politics at dinner, mostly), we have great sex, there's no drama, no bullshit. I pay her rent, car payment and take her shopping once a month. All my previous sugarbabies have required a lot of maintenence, this one doesn't. I have neither the time or the dispostion for a normal relationship at this point in my life, so the arrangement works perfectly for me. The perfect sugarbaby is more than an escort, but less than a girlfriend.
The guy who writes "Dilbert" has the corporate mentality down. When the Asbury Auto Group bought the dealergroup I worked for, all of a sudden there were corportae idiots all over a business that just doesn't mold to corporate mentality very well. I remember being in meetings,listening to these clueless idiots from NYC spout catch phrases like they were real ideas. One guy used "pick the low hanging fruit" about 25 times in one meeting concerning how to increase volume. I asked him just exactly where this low hanging fruit was hanging so I could have my salespeople go pick it. Talk about a "deer in the headlights" look. He sputtered for a couple of minutes, got red in the face and shut the fuck up.
I won't own a watch more expensive than a mid range Tag. My shoes are all J and Ms or Cole Haans. I've got three Armani suits, the rest come from Dillards. Steinmart is a good place to buy designer stuff at a discount, Nautica and Ralph Lauren, in particular. My cowboy and country wardrobe is Stetson, Wrangler, Levis, Carhart, Ariat, TwistedX and Mossy Oak (hillbilly designer clothes).
QB is a good looking soccer momma type, as are all the other chicks in this picture. Ain't nothing wrong with that. The denim dress does kinda scream "I'm from Texas", though. I bet she's wearing cowboy boots with it.
ReplyDeleteI'll give her her props....QB is not bad looking at all.
ReplyDeleteAnd Spurs, I think we may have found someone more full of shit than Giggity. That one Anonymous has taken bullshit to a whole new level.....
Francis: Do you mean the Anonymous with the 6000 square ft house that's worth 64.5% of what he paid for it or the other one?
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteExactly. I guess when you're on an Anonymous website it boosts everyone's net worth by a million percent. As if anyone is going to believe them, let alone be impressed by it......
"I pay her rent, car payment and take her shopping once a month. All my previous sugarbabies have required a lot of maintenence, this one doesn't. I have neither the time or the dispostion for a normal relationship at this point in my life, so the arrangement works perfectly for me. The perfect sugarbaby is more than an escort, but less than a girlfriend."
ReplyDeleteGive me a break Hillbilly. Stop talking about your cousin dude. It's not cool.
"QB is a good looking soccer momma type, as are all the other chicks in this picture. Ain't nothing wrong with that."
ReplyDeleteMomma? Ain't?
See everyone, this is what happens when you drop out of sixth grade.
"See everyone, this is what happens when you drop out of sixth grade."
ReplyDeleteSpurs:
I type like I talk, and just because I talk like that doesn't mean I don't know better, it just means I don't give a shit. I don't talk like that when I'm in civilization or when I'm talking to the fucking outlanders that live here now. When I talk to them I sound like I come from Chicago or STL. Half the kids I graduated high school with went to Junior High in one of those two cities. My degree's in Military History, not English. the funny thing Spurs, is that most people I meet accuse me of being from Texas, based on my accent.
The girl ain't my cousin, she's originally from Atlanta. My cousins are all too old for me now anyway.
Francis: Net Worth is a fucked up thing. I have a net worth of around 1.5 million, on paper. Unfortunately, 1.499999 million of it's in land, a house and goddamn cows, none of which are providing cash flow for shit right now. I'm pretty much doing the radio thing to support my cattle and college girl habit.
Fair enough then CBT.
ReplyDeleteBTW Spurs: South Central Texas isn't exactly known for it's citizenry's high education level, racial tolerance, cultural contributions, lack of manufactured housing, absence of cowboy hats or low percentage of pickup truck to car ratio, you know?
ReplyDeleteHispanics hate black folks, in general.
ReplyDeleteWell, you do have a bit of a point there. But not all Hispanics hate blacks.
ReplyDeleteBut it has been my opinion that there is no one more racist than an older Hispanic male. You should have heard my friends' dads talk about blacks.
Pretty harsh.
5 years ago Arkansas had the fastest growing Hispanic population in the USA. Now we have one of the fastest shrinking ones, except for Little Rock and the Northwest corner (Fayetteville-Springdale-Rogers-Bentonville). The chicken processing plants are full and new home construction in waaaaay down.
ReplyDeleteThat's interesting (no sarcasm).
ReplyDeleteThe most racist people are older black men from one of the states of the old Confederacy. They're nice to your face, but walk off muttering shit like "cracker ass, honky motherfucker, telling me to do my goddamn job...". I can't blame them though, they went through some shit in the South in the 50's and 60's that I wouldn't want to have to go through. I personally don't have black/white issues. There's hasn't been any black live in a hundred miles in all directions of Baxter County since the end of the Civil War. I escaped the Integration Wars of the late 60's and early 70's because busing black kids to my school just wasn't feasible. I have no baggage. When I was in the Army and after I moved to Little Rock, I liked and got along well with the majority of the black folks I met. Culturally they're a lot like hillbillies, in particular where food is concerned. Sweet tea, cornbread, fried pork chops and turnip greens make good common ground.
ReplyDeleteYou know, QB really is the best looking five headed woman in a denim dress I think I've ever seen, just like MTQT is one of the best looking semi-Mexican chunky gals and RQ is one of the best looking 40 something psycho bitches. Elfie defies categorization, she's just hot.
ReplyDeleteYou hillbillies and the blacks might have something in common when it comes to food, but I don't think they are banging out their relatives.
ReplyDeleteBut that's just my observation. Kind of like a "bird's eye view," if you will.
Spurs, the truth is, at least here in the Ozarks (I can't speak for Appalachia) kinfolk banging wasn't ever that common here and pretty much died out four generations back when the roads got good enough that people could travel to find non kin to bang. Incest is more common among the black people in the Delta than it ever really has been here.
ReplyDeleteThis area (what's now Baxter County) has been an oasis of semi-civilization in an ocean of Bubba since before the Civil War. There's been one college or another here since 1858. My grandmother taught English and Etiquette at the Young Womens Baptist Academy from 1912 to 1915.
So drew's is gone?
ReplyDeleteLOL- I love all of these "theories" regarding my life! Yes, I'll admit the denim dress was a BIG mistake, but you know what? At least I'm a sweet girl from Texas that knows how to be a "bad girl" behind closed doors. Also, I'm a "cougar", my man is 4 years younger than me, and my kids are wholesome, christian kids. I try and do what's best for my family everyday, and I'm a good friend. What more could a "soccer momma" ask for?
ReplyDeleteP.S. FYI...I recently traded in my van with a mattress in the back, so you can no longer rip me for that!
LOL-this is all really funny, thanks for the laughs all!
CBT ok TMI on that one about your love machine, or house. Whatever you call it. QB you're a hot coug. SPURS aka. the gecko you need some new posts the one before this, Ari aka. Diks butt boy, was palyed out along time ago. I'd rather see you in a thong. Not!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteQB, I meant to defend you over the crying in her coffee mug bullshit, but I got off on a tangent. I think you're a lovely little Texas sweetheart, denim dress, five head and all, but I do have to know, were you wearing cowboy boots with the denim dress?
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteNo, sadly he's still around. But I do enjoy him being around in a way. Every time he comes over here, I demoralize him.
Only because he brings it on himself.
QB:
ReplyDeleteHey, way to be a good sport. I knew you would get a kick at the analysis of your situation.
Once again, can someone please interpret what the hell DJ was trying to convey?
ReplyDeleteI don't speak Pelican.
I just out Guidoville a minute ago. The site looks really good, Pam's on a tear (she said she was a tough as pair of my boots, love that), but what the fuck is up with the cell phone infomercial?
ReplyDeleteDamn. *I was just over in Guidoville*
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteOnce again, can someone please interpret what the hell DJ was trying to convey?
I don't speak Pelican."
Spurs: I like the dude, but I gave up trying to figure out what the fuck he's talking about awhile back. I think the Pelican wants a fish, maybe?
CBT:
ReplyDeleteHe put that informercial up because a few of us were ragging on him about what a scam it is on the SORRY Ari post.
Man, that guy takes a fucking beating everytime he comes over here.
CBT,
ReplyDeletenormally I defend you but seeing as you feel the need to attack me about my house let's go.
I could care less if my house is worth less than what I bought it for, it is paid for as are my cars so I am not stressed.
As a matter of fact I am looking at a bigger house because the prices are so cheap right now.
And for your information the house prices never dropped that much in my state because they never went that high to begin with.
We had 3% to 5% growth max in the good times so we never got hit that hard in the downturn.
As I said before my neighborhood is about 75% physicians who don't get laid off and can pay for their homes no problem so we don't have any foreclosures and it is desirable for existing and new physicians to move to.
And my businesses are recesstion proof. In fact they do a little better in hard times.
Queen Bee,
ReplyDeleteHow much of my analysis was correct?
Tahoe, husband, number of marriages etc?
well it keeps telling me that "The blog you were looking for was not found"
ReplyDeleteSorry SPURS, directed at CBT. Sorry C&B therapy. The day I come to you neck of the woods I'll shoot the two peaople who work in your city hall. Their names are Bubba and Cletus right?
ReplyDeleteWopness,
ReplyDeleteI guess you have to put in PamelaPucker.com She's over there at that loser show now.
Pelican, do you understand English?
ReplyDeleteSPURS when you start making sense I'll do it. Start speaking english and put down the bong. Look up Croaking Lizard on google you albino gecko.
ReplyDeleteFAIL again, Pelican.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I rhymed on that one too. Pelican, I don't want you to become the next Big Fail Drew.
ReplyDeleteI can bust your Carnie looking dumbass all day long.
Din't do it did you. You always call fail as a defense. Yawn. Get a new line. CBT you're the one that put the van with the matress thing out there. Couldn't resit. Sorry. Spurs did you find your luggage in your mom's basement by the way.
ReplyDeleteHey Pelican,
ReplyDeleteHow much does cotton candy cost these days? Also, if your carnival comes to San Antonio, can you get me your employee discount on some?
Do you get an employee discount? I hope you do.
SPURS as far as your ryming goes don't quit your day job.
ReplyDeleteThe mom's basement job? When you quit using "fail." Nik2.
ReplyDeleteI rarely use Fail Pelican.
ReplyDeleteIt just describes you and Fat Boy to a T.
As far as the carnie thing goes, I live in Cali. Sorry, Texas has them still but the ones we have here are for cinco de Mayo and you have to be Mexican. Epic "fail" on that one take another route.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Nah, it's all in good fun! I can't get mad at some of these hilarious comments!
ReplyDeleteCBT: I hate to ruin the fantasy for you, but I was actually wearing kitten heels, I wish I could've taken a pic of them, they were hot!
Anonymous: You were ALMOST dead on with your analysis:
I do drive a Tahoe, but the color is grey or gunmetal is what it's called.
My 2 kids are from the same person (I know you didn't say that, but one of the Anon's did assume they were from 2 different men)
I've only been married once before, and my ex did NOT beat me ever (again, I know you didn't say that)
My life isn't perfect (who's is?) but, I'm extremely happy and things just keep getting better!
Anon, I did like your analysis though, I can tell you're very good at sizing people up :) Hope you're having a great day.
Oh, and hi DJ! Thanks for the compliment! How are you sweets?
ReplyDeletePelican:
ReplyDeleteLook, I'm just trying to get across that you look like a Carnie.
I mean, you do. What, should I lie?
SPURS, SPURS, SPURS, Geck, Gecko, Gecko, I don't sit home and had a 2.00 a day blog that completely occupies my time. I have a real job. Yes, the door is open and you're welcome.
ReplyDelete"Yes, the door is open and you're welcome."
ReplyDeleteThat was demoralizing Pelican. Please take it easy on me.
'Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteQueen Bee,
How much of my analysis was correct?
Tahoe, husband, number of marriages etc?'
douchebag, none of it was correct. quit patting yourself on the back.
BTW Drewche has gone off of the deep end with his site. Also, the pic you posted was old I lost 20 lbs, which by the pic that was taken of you at Nik's party in DFW, you should do yourself.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe you've lost any weight.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I should lose 20lbs? Are you fucking stupid? Oh wait, you are, so nevermind.
But I do agree with you on one thing Pelican, Fat Boy has lost it.
ReplyDelete"Please take it easy one me." Several people could say the same thing. I get the sarcasm have to respect that. Props on that one.
ReplyDeleteQB,
ReplyDeleteThanks for replying.
I knew I could size you up pretty good, lol.
Have a good day to you also.
Anonymous: That's why I wish you'd use a name. I thought you were Anonymous Asswipe or I wouldn't have said anything about your house. Trust me, I appreciate your support. Since I was mistaken about which Anonymous you were, I assumed you lived in the Phoenix-Scottsdale area, were I suspect Asswipe lives. Home values there dropped 35.5%, the second largest drop outside California. My apologies, dude. I should know that Asswipe lives in a rented trailer or studio apartment.
ReplyDeleteThanks Pelican, but I wrote "on" me, not "one" me. Damn Carnie, you just can't seem to get anything right, huh?
ReplyDeleteJob, comments, life in general.
I feel for you.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteWhat is with the scam sales pitch on Drew's site?
I see The Dirty has gone off the deep end today.
He is just desperately going down the racist route.
Is that really his demographic there at The Dirty?
CBT,
ReplyDeleteNo problem, I am not Asswipe, lol.
I was a size 30, now back to 28. Why don't you go out in the sun and blind someone? BTW I will freely admit the camera is not my friend. LOL, at myself.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteBig Fail wrote that stuff because we were ragging on him about his shitty business, so I think that was meant to change our minds.
I'm not sold.
As far as Nik? Well man, I think I might get some info soon that exposes the real "Nik", not the puppet you see out in front.
Real soon, I believe.
Anon, just today with the Dirty, it went off of the deep end along time ago. Drew was/ is the biggest DB in the world we should all know that by now hense his site. Yes I'm using a visual aid"palmelapucker.co". Poor girls sold her soul to Satan.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeletePost that please.
Also time to start a new thread, going to hit 200 comments soon.
BRB, going to click on your ads, lol.
What we have here appears to be a pissing match. Anonymous, maybe you should take some advice my father told me many years ago. He told me, "Son, never piss against the wind."
ReplyDeleteI never knew what he meant by that until one day I did decide to piss against the wind. Then I understood what he meant. The moral is: Do not try to go against forces greater than yours, because in the end you lose and have piss on your face.
Anonymous, why not take the rest of the day off from commenting? There is nothing wrong with taking a breather. Even good quarterbacks get sidelined. Just relax and play a "Sounds of nature" cd while drinking a cold Pabst and reading the comments?
Thanks. I appreciate that. Or was that sarcasm?
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm going to post that deal of MP this afternoon.
As far as the real "Nik?" I want to be sure it's right before I do.
"Dj the real one said...
ReplyDeleteSorry SPURS, directed at CBT. Sorry C&B therapy. The day I come to you neck of the woods I'll shoot the two peaople who work in your city hall. Their names are Bubba and Cletus right?"
Actually our city hall has about 15 people working there and , no, there's no Bubba or Cletus. Our Mayor is an attorney who moved here 35 years ago from Memphis.
And DJ, the locals here are gonna be way better with guns than a Pelican from Cali. Wanna fish?
QB, the boots weren't a fantasy, I see women in dresses and cowboy boots all the time. I was just curious. What are kitten heels?
Walken,
ReplyDeleteI think the Pelican should take your advice as well.
I'll get a full body pic for you, don't touch yourself to it BTW. Unlike Drewche I don't wear a size 90. You wear what? 36"? That was not the size you take up the ass BTW.
ReplyDeleteTerrible Carnie, terrible.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteCBT,
No problem, I am not Asswipe, lol."
Dude, I've said several times I was gonna accidentally fire off you. Get a name, man. How about "Anonymous Not Asswipe".
CBT my dad was a Dallas cop. I have dead aim. My stepdad was in the USMC and a good sniper with SWAT in the same city. They taught me well. No BS. I can handle a rifle I.E Aka.
ReplyDeleteAs in you love life SPURS?
ReplyDeleteDang DJ, a new page and you finally put together a coherent sentence.
ReplyDeleteI guess you just need a "fresh start."
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteClicked on the ads.
One of them had one of those little stupid gray boxes.
I never click them, just assume they are virus traps.
Well DJ, it didn't take you long to go back to your dipshit ways. You mean "your life love", right?
ReplyDeleteSend me that pic of you slimmed down. I want to see if you still look like a Pelican.
CBT, cans handle a sub machine gun. Too true but murder is still ilegal. SPURS keep on that train of thought just remember your stop is loserville.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteThanks, that was nice.
As far as a virus? Nah, those are google ads, they don't have viruses in them.
"CBT, cans handle a sub machine gun. Too true but murder is still ilegal. SPURS keep on that train of thought just remember your stop is loserville."
ReplyDeleteTime to take a breather Pelican.
CBT: Kitten heels are a shorter heel, the opposite of stiletto's which can be like 5 inches.
ReplyDeleteHelping you out SPURS. You've done better than that. Oh well I'll assume it's an off day for you and leave it at that bud. Did you google the Croaking lizard yet? It is so much like you, bright white and just a buch of noise.
ReplyDeleteThx SURS it was fun but have work to do unlike you. CTB don't take it personaly, QB you're welcome. NIK, aka. one of many Anons you are a DB always have been, always will be. Sorry about your breakup with Merls, maybe things will work out with Ari (that was for you SPURS)still trying to figure out which one who's the pitcher or the catcher with that one is. Luego Gecko.
ReplyDeleteI'm convinced someone has moved all the letters around on DJ's keyboard. Nobody can be that illiterate.....
ReplyDeleteFan of Spurs,
ReplyDeleteHonestly I enjoy the rants and raves of DJ. He adds humor with his brain damaged thoughts. He is an enigma. His mind is as fragile as an eggshell yet his skin is tougher than leather. He is alot more interesting than the Anonymous poster.
Francis,
ReplyDeleteI think you are right. Good call!
In the future, I'm going to use that excuse anytime I misspell anything.