Friday, November 13, 2009
Risky Business Fail Video
I think Rocket Queen and *Miss Texas* should get together and remake this video. It's too bad Elfie and bithchog's dance videos couldn't have been like this.
Oh, and CBT, try to control yourself while watching this video.
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Oh my fucking god this just made my day. I don't know why I laughed so hard at this. I also thought the reaction was hilarious, you know if it were two guys one would have busted up laughing.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I really like how the one girl got the blanket, as if that is going to help that one girl's concussion.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, if it had been two guys, one would have been on the floor laughing.
I probably found it more humorous than usual becasue I glazed over the title when reading everything. When I saw the comment about CBT I thought we were gonna see this thing in full effect. I lost control almost instantly when her head smacked the ground.
ReplyDeleteShe really knocked the crap out of her head too.
ReplyDeleteHAHA! Why would you want my video to be more like this? Either you want to see me dance around in my underwear or you want me to sustain a minor head injury... W-T-F Spurs, WTF? I thought we were "pals"
ReplyDeleteThey obviously greased the floor when all they really had to do was wear socks... fucking dumbasses.
ReplyDeleteOh, I didn't even think of it that way. But we are still pals.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even think about the socks either.
ReplyDeleteThis girls face as she turned off the camera was priceless.
ReplyDeleteAnd yea, that blanket didn't seem like it did anything to help. I'm pretty sure you want to stay as awake as possible when you get a concussion, but maybe that is just a myth I heard.
I think you do want to stay awake.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize they didn't have socks on either. I'm sure the fall would've been much better with socks. Maybe they can re-shoot it?
ReplyDeleteSmartass. I think what she meant was the girl probably wouldn't have dropped like a bag of bricks had she been wearing socks. At least I think that's what she meant.
ReplyDeleteYeah... or maybe we can re-shoot it DG. We can wear long underwear. I am having a very bizarre day today, anyone else having a weird day?
ReplyDeleteDG~ I read some of the last post... what the fuck is up with Anon? Doesn't he/she know that I will cut them for talking crap about one of our gang members?
Streets,
ReplyDeleteYour little "gang" would probably be equipped with plastic knives.
Also, what's so weird about your day?
No spurs, our gang is equipped with freshly sharpened sporks. Also, I think Elfie meant they did not have to grease the floors because all they needed were socks to slide. But put greased floors and socks together would've made someone go face first into the tv which would've made the video better.
ReplyDeleteRQ is giving anon the swine flu and Elfie is cutting them up. I still don't know what I am going to do to them. I am sure they are involved in some illegal scam that in time I will expose them for once I get the job at 60 minutes.
There you go. I'm surprised you haven't heard from them yet.
ReplyDeleteAlso, if you really want to find your role, just talk. It's like chinese water torture.
I think I will save my 'talks' for late at night when I really make sense.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
ReplyDeleteGood thinking.
Sorry about that man. Also, if you want to see some "dicks", that's means your aren't straight.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI have to say, you have a huge apartment bud. It's like your apartment is the whole apartment complex.
Hmmm strange Gay-non... you sound pretty f'n gay to me.
ReplyDeleteDG~ Have you ever been to the any of the Hot Springs in AZ?
Well, I am super duper rich so I bought the entire block for $67.00 then I just built 4 walls and a roof. But you poor Americans know nothing about class.
ReplyDeleteDamn, real estate is cheap there in Detroit. I imagine having to outbid rats and mice isn't that hard though.
ReplyDeleteElfie - i want you to dance around in your underwear
ReplyDeleteWell when I let the vermin know that Keith Olberman is on my top 10 myspace friends, they know I am there for business. Spurs, I dont play around......unless it is with a dick or 3.
ReplyDeleteLake Show
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was an ass kicking for sure.
ReplyDeleteCBT's keyboard is all greasy now
ReplyDeleteI bet it is. He might have busted a blood vessel in his brain, and the radio people had to rush him to the hospital. In the wheel barrow.
ReplyDeleteor maybe they slung him over a saddled mule and sent him on his way?
ReplyDeleteThe mule is probably smarter than the people there, so they figured that was the fastest way for CBT to get help.
ReplyDeleteAnyone want to show me their pecker?
ReplyDeleteNo thanks dude.
ReplyDeleteIt seems that one of RQ's delusional patients is on the loose and has found their way to our internet playground
ReplyDeleteDetroit Gay-non is not going to find that to be too amusing Streets. He might have to come to your town and teach some businesses how to close up shop.
ReplyDeleteElfie: I didn't know there were hot springs in AZ. Do you want to go tomorrow and then go to another Everclear concert?
ReplyDeleteI only look at peckers while I am having sex. That means I more of a man then you guys. Just ask a room full of guys, they"ll tell you pecker peekin is manly
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess you know something I don't.
ReplyDeleteSpurs send me an email of your pecker
ReplyDeleteIf you know what Im sayin
No thanks. You should try to hit up Drew for that.
ReplyDeleteI am still waiting for the day i get to see Kid Rocks pecker. He is such a dreamboat!
ReplyDeleteI want to look at Pocket Rocket's pecker while I am doin Spurs
ReplyDeleteKid rock sucks, but do you spurs?
ReplyDeleteI like the way a pecker looks when its pissing. It looks like it is drinking apple juice but in reverse.
ReplyDeleteNo man, I don't. I knew I set it up for a perverted response after I hit post comment.
ReplyDelete"Apple juice?"
ReplyDeleteYou really do need help.
Yeah, that steady even stream of apple juice coming out of those purple lips. Wow, I am so glad I am straight or else I would have been a little grossed out with that description.
ReplyDeleteYep, good thing you are straight.
ReplyDeleteDG~ I would like to but I have school tomorrow :( This education thing is really getting the way of my social life.. damnit.
ReplyDeleteYou have school on Saturday?
ReplyDeletePurple?! There are guys with purple penises? disgusting. White guys I bet... I ahve never slept with a white guy or a black guy. Strictly latin and Italian for me.
ReplyDeleteYep school on Saturday morning at 8 am.... so much fun.
ReplyDeleteOn second thought DG, I better go to the concert with you. Seems you have a stalker and will need a security guard. I will bring my pink taser.
ReplyDeleteStalkers seem to be such the thing in AZ, Elfie. I just checked out some hot springs out here. There is a one near hoover dam that has a waterfall. It's a 3.25 hike to it or you can take a boat to it. I think I'm going to check that place out one of these days once I get the restraining order on anon.
ReplyDeleteBring the pink taser just for fun. We can randomly pick people to tase.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever actually tased anyone?
ReplyDeleteElfie Said: "Strictly .... Italian for me."
ReplyDeleteI <3 U
There is a hot springs in Michigan, some of the guys play in them with their peckers out. I look, only because I am straight.
ReplyDeleteSpurs Said:
ReplyDelete""i <3 U?"
GAY."
Hateraide
No, but it looked like fun on The Hangover.
ReplyDeleteNo I've never tased anyone but I would like to.
ReplyDeleteI think that is a brilliant idea DG.
Sorry WTD, 'hateraide' is gay too.
ReplyDelete"Hateraide?"
ReplyDeleteGAYER.
Wop~ NO no no I <3 U.
ReplyDelete""Hateraide?"
ReplyDeleteGAYER."
Dallas Cowboys fan? Gayest
Have you heard the 'lol, smiley face' song? It is terrible.
ReplyDeleteI've heard it... I am certain that music has hit an all time low with that crap.
ReplyDeleteWell, seeing how it is Friday the 13th I will be going to go to the mall and hang out in the restrooms by the urinals to see if I can get a glimpse of a few wieners. Thats what straight men do on holidays like this.
ReplyDeleteIt's not really a holiday man.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteWhy do you blame Julia Louis-Dreyfus? Does she endorse that crap?
Yes she does, that cunt.
ReplyDeletePretty rough Streets. Maybe your weak gang should go pay her a visit.
ReplyDeleteThe smart choice or something similar to that name pizzas aren't so bad as long as you make it in a toaster oven and not a microwave.
ReplyDeleteBut anything is better than nutrisystem. Never try that.
ReplyDeleteI'm in on Elfie dancing in her underwear.
ReplyDeleteHere is the video just in case you wanted the song stuck in your head too.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyBI4Y7Dz6c
Oh my GOSH that just made me laugh so hard . ahahaha. so amazing
ReplyDelete"WTD said...
ReplyDeleteCBT's keyboard is all greasy now"
It is actually, but it's from the Popeye's chicken I had for lunch. I haven't seen the video because videos won't play on my station computer.
I have never eaten nutrisystem. I have one meal I really like made by Healthy choice, its the Asian potstickers but I am sick of eating that now.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if I've ever had Popeye's chicken. Is it better than KFC?
ReplyDeleteKFC is good ? lol.
ReplyDeleteDG~ the chicken is ok but their mashed potatos taste weird.
ReplyDeleteOne time I was in San Francisco for business and went to a spa house to relax and this song was playing. Aaaahhhhh....Calgon, take me away!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHRFZFmEq9o
The best diet is to just not eat so fucking much and drink bourbon instead of beer.
ReplyDeleteDon't drink at all is my theory CBT hat's because I am officially turned off by it
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Pam?
ReplyDeleteI'm not on a diet... I just don't have time to make lunch everyday and most microwave meals are so bad for you.
ReplyDeleteI don't drink bourbon or beer.
"DirtyGirl said...
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if I've ever had Popeye's chicken. Is it better than KFC?"
Yes. Popeye's is better than KFC. The best Franchise chicken is Church's, but you have to go to 'hood to find one. Get a three piece meal with a biscuit and a couple of Jalapenos. The great thing about Church's is that you can usually pick up a dime bag of weed at the drive through window, along with your meal.
That "lol smiley face" song is so lame. Figures Soulja Boy had something to do with it.
ReplyDeleteSomeone called me racist because I said the best way to find out if you are in a bad area is to check to see if a Churches Chicken is nearby.
ReplyDelete"Pamela Anne said...
ReplyDeleteDon't drink at all is my theory CBT that's because I am officially turned off by it"
You were pretty funny the morning of your birthday.
Hey spurs I just woke up wrapped in a snuggie =). They are very useful, other than I have been using it as a cape and I am pretty sure the family is a bit worried.
ReplyDeleteI wonder when the prisoners will come out with their youtube dance version of it.
ReplyDeletepopeyes is way better than KFC and Church's. Fuck the potatoes, red beans and rice all day.
ReplyDeletePam - does it have anything to do with the horribly slutty e-mails you were sending to hobbits?
Detroit Gay-non:
ReplyDeleteNice song. That scenario with that song playing couldn't be any gayer.
"DirtyGirl said...
ReplyDeleteSomeone called me racist because I said the best way to find out if you are in a bad area is to check to see if a Churches Chicken is nearby."
Unfortunately the presence of a Church's is a good way to tell what kind of neighborhood you're in. It's not racist, just true. There are never Church's and Targets close together.
Pam:
ReplyDeleteMabye they think you are a superhero.
CBT - DID WE TALK?
ReplyDelete.. haha! I am still peicing together that stupid night!. IF we talked, keep it tame on here, did I tell you anything I had done that night ? All I know and re-call is puking out of my own backseat as my married friends drove me to a air mattress - and thanks for the happy birthday the other day
Bessos
Pam, I have come up with same theory but every couple months I forget about the theory.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: well my friend knows I love Zebra so she got me the special edition - WILD SIDE zebra print, I look like I should be in the lion king telling mufasa where to lay
ReplyDelete"WTD said...
ReplyDelete...Pam - does it have anything to do with the horribly slutty e-mails you were sending to hobbits?"
Pam has toned it waaay down, even in the email to the camel scented hobbit.
I think the email to the hobbit was funny.
ReplyDeletethat e-mail was still slutty and gross
ReplyDeletePam, we talked for about 15 minutes while you drove home from your friends. You recounted the puking story to me, among other things.
ReplyDeletelike what she had sticking up her butt?
ReplyDeleteI felt like I an idiot I emailed Nik WTD but, I honestly have no recollection of even sending that. Too be honest my conclusion is that is the only email address I can keep off the top of my head since it is so.. stupid and easily remembered.
ReplyDeleteIt was gross, I would never touch Hooman in a million years, but you have to admit me calling him a persian rug was semi funny. I laughed at least since I had never seen it until I woke up the next day.
- I had slept for five hours and threw up all night CBT hat, I should have been sober to drink, I highly discourage any drunk driving and would like no one to accuse me of that
ReplyDeletePam, at one point you proposed to me.
ReplyDeleteDG : Thank you. I love how Nik thinks I am in love with him, I am still on the page that I had a voice mail from Jaden and wanted to " ruin " him and he is too much of a hypocrite to realize he back stabs millions of people everyday but me doing it to him is like killing Barack.
ReplyDelete- CBT - I would not doubt it, my friend Richard carried me ( was told the next day ) out of my car because I Fell and busted my knee, then I Threw up next to him ( he is some one I am seeing right now ) and then I Tried to kiss him, then proceeded to tell him we were getting married and having small children haha
ReplyDelete- Does RQ still live in Seattle or Bellevue ? Does anyone know ? I wonder if we will ever run into one another, and who else is it that lives here ?
ReplyDeleteThere is only Popeyes here Wop, it is on base.
ReplyDeleteIt would really suck to wake up the morning after drinking to find my drunk emails or texts on the dirty. I have woke up in the morning and deleted all my texts just so I don't have to read whatever it is I had to say the night before.
ReplyDeletePam, you told me that once we were married we couldn't have cats.
ReplyDeleteElfie - I know, breaks my little fat kid heart. I now have to marry a service woman.
ReplyDelete"Pamela Anne said...
ReplyDelete- Does RQ still live in Seattle or Bellevue ? Does anyone know ? I wonder if we will ever run into one another, and who else is it that lives here ?"
RQ claims to be in the process of moving to Arizona.
Oh my Gosh, DG Thank you so much for being the first person to actually word what I felt. HAHA at the same time, I avoid that website ( I think we might all know why) At all costs, but to have my friend call me yelling that I was on it confused me horribly, I am like why ?! I go on and read an email, I am like SHUT THE FUCK UP. Read it ten times, check my outbox double check it was me and then I Stared at it for a good thirty minutes laughing because I called him a persian rug, but was highly pissed about his statement too it - he needs to be kicked off his lame ass high horse. I don't think he has the right to judge me when all I did was go out on my 21st drank for the first time in months, and probably drank way too much because I Work at a productive non bad job everyday of my life it seems. Oh well, some of the world will never see the bright side of things!
ReplyDeleteThe morning after the night I told Melissa Reed she was really hot for fat chick (11 double Jim Beams on the rocks) I had to be at the Tundra Ride and Drive. I woke up late, but all I had to do to get dressed was put on my boot, because I'd passed out before I got the second one off.
ReplyDelete- CBT I am laughing! We would not have cats? my friend has a cat whom I slept on her air mattress, so I one hundred percent believe I said that! .. this is so funny. haha.
ReplyDelete- WTD , thanks I Am glad I can be clever while intoxicated to the max , and yes 21 is the golden ticket to being a idiot/ hott mess. I felt bad though, my mom had set up the whole house in birthday decorations ( hello kitty -- lol) for me, and when I Woke up, I screamed MY HEAD HURTS FUCK LIFE haha.
-- RQ should stick to Seattle, being mentally insane is more acceptable here
Speaking of cocks, I was told that if i smeared cottage cheese on a dick I wouldnt be able to taste the yeast infection. Guess what? It works!!! I know what you are thinking 'Man, why didnt I think of that?' Well, Im thinking the same thing, brother.
ReplyDeleteNik just wants to feel wanted and to prove that someone actually 'would' even if they were drunk out of their mind when they wrote it.
ReplyDeleteOne night of drunk texting I became friends with the owner of a sushi place who gave me lots of free sake bombers and taught me how to text all the good stuff in korean. Luckily the poor guy I was texting actually liked me and thought it was funny the next day.
Pam, I'm not going to tell what else you said to me, but it sounded fun.
ReplyDeletePam said "-- RQ should stick to Seattle, being mentally insane is more acceptable here"
ReplyDeleteZING!!! haha that was a good one. There are plenty of nuts in AZ though, unfortunately
"Pam said...
ReplyDelete-- RQ should stick to Seattle, being mentally insane is more acceptable here"
That's sooo true.
~~~PAM HOW ARE YOU??? ~~~~~
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas, make us another video. I've never seen a camel toe that shows up from behind before.
ReplyDeleteDG :Nik is low, I tried for too many months of my life to stay on his good side afraid of what the bad would be like seeing as though he had already managed to damage some of my social life through one stupid website at the time ( it is so dead now its not like it does too much damage at all - it is funny to laugh at how slow it is ) He is the epitome of low, I Remember before my incident we talked on facebook and he internet yelled at me and said I Was a bad person and that he wore a "pucker" shirt, and that I Was the meanest person alive for trying to hurt him. He is just hoo-man, but he should take that will a grain of salt and realize he is now the definition of what he makes fun of, he is no longer cool he is trying so hard to either make money or make "Cool" friends that he is the "lost" one. Which agitates me when he preaches on a bullshit comment.
ReplyDeleteI love Sushi, I need to come meet this guy!!. And good thing the guy liked it, I love the CBT TOO but the guy who helped me part of my night ( his name is richard but I call him dick. I think he hates that ) Held my hair as I puked, and said it was cute that I tried to kiss him after but also disgusting.. haha
There are still so many lost Nirvana followers hanging out in Seattle. It's like they don't know where to go or what to do since Kurt Cobain is no longer around.
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas my loves, I missed you. You should add me on facebook =). I only facebook now, it is a very safe option. You can't mess up or put any gross pictures of yourself up especially now that it has the sibling option and my big brother is in it haha, he would kidnap me and make me put a sweater on ! It is under my old email
ReplyDeleteRiley@rileystyles.org LOL sorry.. I really hate that email but I paid 10 dollars for that stupid domain, I don't check it at all just use it to sign up and stuff.
adorable set of testicles?
ReplyDeleteYou really do have such a sick mind Gay-non.
ReplyDeleteDG: AGREED!. I worked at a radio station earlier this year, Jan-April. It was the first stage he ever performed on, I won't lie every time I came into work I would walk onto the stage ( was empty lol) and try and see if I could feel some Kurt vibes going on. Seattle is so full of pain and rain, rhymes, but I am a odd ball after being in Florida and it being hell I am so happy to see rain and know what streets I am driving on ( and allowed to even drive! ) Downtown is the worse, it is either horrible homosexuals who think they run the world, or like you said 90's grunge that has not showered and should have the day Kurt did die.
ReplyDeleteYeah, adorable. Like an old mans neck skin. Mmmmm....:licks lips:
ReplyDeleteI cant wait to go out tonight in my spandex bodysuit and pink handkerchief tied around my wrist.
CBT: Whats up richard, I mean dick? hahaaaa
ReplyDeleteGay, hi have we talked before?
ReplyDeletePam, I dont talk to females. Im straight. buh-bye.
ReplyDeleteWTD : yeah, I kind of want to make this one last just because of his name. Haha. He is very nice though, he has only had one girlfriend - he is my age, his whole life and for four months, so I figure it won't be as hard to adapt to one another if he doesn't have too many expectations I have been single for so long I think I forgot what the word date or cuddle or call means as far as a boy goes
ReplyDeleteSo you are a girl ?
ReplyDeleteWop~ I go on base every weekend... I'll go get you some next time.
ReplyDeletePam, I am a straight male. But if you have a picture of your dick that you can send to me I would appreciate it!
ReplyDeleteMy best friend is gay, would you like to speak with him ? His name is Marvin and he is 19, he is a treat I would say.
ReplyDeleteI am going to a club tonight, because my married friend who held my hair wants to go. I don't think I have the dancing skills as others do here .. and or would like to dance and such. Not to mention I still look like a puffer fish from over drinking. =/. Sigh.
ReplyDeletePam, I am not gay!!!! I am .100% straight!
ReplyDelete"WTD said...
ReplyDeleteCBT: Whats up richard, I mean dick? hahaaaa"
Reread what Pam said. Two different people. Sorry to disappoint you, guinea.
You just asked for a picture of a penis, is it too see if yours is bigger ? Being gay is 100 percent acceptable now and days, I will help you come out of that closet you have built yourself
ReplyDelete- So no one plays Farmville on facebook on here.. I just don't believe it.
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with looking at another mans peener. What is wrong with it? Are you insecure with yourself that you cant look at another womans gash?
ReplyDeleteGash is a horrible word to describe the ugliness of a womans va jay jay -
ReplyDeleteI think genitalia is disgusting in general the way it was all designed haha.
Pam, Gay-non is a semi name jacker. While you were out a few weeks ago one of the Anonymouses said something about him and a friend double teaming some chick so whoever is commenting as Gay_non nicknamed Anonymous Gay-non because he apparently likes to look at penises while having sex with women.
ReplyDeleteI think that being a bi sexual male is a double standard in society, men love it when woman are into one another but for a guy to like another guy fifty percent it is considered 100 percent gay. I see the difference as too men should be masculine and all, but it just seems odd to me how we have set the levels of what is and isn't acceptable
ReplyDeleteBisexual women are acceptable because it's, well pretty damn hot, and Bisexual men are unacceptable because of the dick in the hairy ass thing.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the world will ever run without flaws or judgement on sexuality but it is odd how we on a whole find it sexy and hott and amazing for a girl to like another but still have a boyfriend, but when a male does the same exact act it is even to me ick~!
ReplyDeleteWell, Pam honey, I'm glad it's "ick" to you.
ReplyDeleteIn the words of the late, great Sam Kinison, "How can one man look at another man's hairy ass and find love?"
ReplyDeleteI am going back to school in January, I wonder if I Should make my major public speaking since I swear I can talk for hours.
ReplyDeleteThe only problem with that is what kind of job are you going to get?
ReplyDeleteMinor in Stand Up Comedy. You're funny as hell, at least when you've had a few drinks. "We're not having cats!"
ReplyDeleteSpurs:
ReplyDeleteThe kind that pays minimum wage at a high school where I Will most likely get jumped because those kids are two times my size and they will have better things to do, like drugs and sex. Sigh, when I was in school last year I was studying psychology to become a therapist, how ironic. haha.
Hey Spurs, when are you gonna post my Thanksgiving greetings?
ReplyDeleteAs we get closer to thanksgiving.
ReplyDeletePam, I think you should consider becoming a therapist.
ReplyDelete"Pamela Anne said...
ReplyDeleteSpurs:
...Sigh, when I was in school last year I was studying psychology to become a therapist, how ironic. haha."
Hey, you could finish that up and be RQ's assistant.
I could do stand up, but it would involve a ton of studying how to become funny and I might loose whatever funny I might have been born with within the process of digging for it. I am thinking I will keep working the job I have now, see how far I want to go with it - progress is amazing so far within the two and a half weeks, and perhaps go into the study of art. Although that is hard, you wish you could just automatically be doing what you desire but there is always the history behind the arts and such that take up 90 percent of your time.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I'm gonna do something in a "Slingblade" voice for Christmas.
ReplyDeleteFrom the time I was 10 all I wanted to do was grow up to be a soldier so I could kill people and blow shit up. Once I got there, I found out it just wasn't nearly as much fun as it looked like in the John Wayne movies.
ReplyDeleteLet me qualify that. The blowing shit up part was fun, the other not so much.
ReplyDeleteSlingblade, huh?
ReplyDeleteShould be interesting.
I am so excited for christmas! . =)
ReplyDeleteYeah, Slingblade. Maybe Karl, Santa and a lawnmower blade all meet up.
ReplyDelete- Random Question, how do I transfer my free mp3's from limewire over to itunes ?
ReplyDeletePam, find the file on your computer that holds the limewire music files and import them to Itunes. Now my question... Is there a way to transfer music from my Ipod to another computer's itunes?
ReplyDeleteOpen Itunes and go to file then import... I think you have to do them one by one but I don't remember it's been so long since I've done that.
ReplyDeleteStreets with the solution to a problem once again.
ReplyDeleteI think I have some kind of virus - I can usually do it all within a minute, but its messing up and saying the port is flawed. Sigh. My computer luck is none! Thank you though elfie =)
ReplyDeleteSorry Pammy-cakes... I don't know how else to do it. My computer luck is none as well, my laptop turns on but only shows a black screen (as of yesterday). Fuck Bill Gates and his technology...
ReplyDeleteBill Gates, Julis Louis-Dreyfus and Anon are on my shit list.
ReplyDeleteI have a warranty on the damn thing from Circuit City, who is now defunt... Man fuck Circuit city as well!
ReplyDeletedefunct... haha
ReplyDeleteDamn Streets, you and your gang have some work to do on some people.
ReplyDeleteHow old is your computer?
I love how I am trying to fix my own computer and my step dad just came in and asked me to fix his mac.. haha, those are even worse!
ReplyDeleteIt's 2 yrs old Spurs... piece of shit. I have a desktop that is a year old sitting in my garage cause I do not want a computer desk in my house... I might have to move that in this weekend.
ReplyDeleteWow. What kind of computer is it?
ReplyDeleteAcer?
ReplyDeleteYou were better of buying a See-N-Spell.
My mom gave it to me for Christmas almost 2 yrs ago, her husband told her it was a good computer. He is a fucktard... anyhow, it is "Speak-N-Spell" Spurs, I used to have an orange one (were they all orange?).
ReplyDeleteWas it "Speak-N-Spell?" Shit, a lot of good that thing did me.
ReplyDeleteWell, if it was a Christmas present, not much you can do. Little rough calling your mom's husband a fucktard Streets.
Is he on your (s)hit list too?
limewire is full of viruses, cease use immediately
ReplyDeleteI heard limewire was pretty good. It's really full of viruses?
ReplyDeleteItunes is so expensive WTD
ReplyDeleteOk, so what about this video was gonna cause me to lose control?
ReplyDeleteWell, I am okay for today. I was going to workout but I just spent my day working on the ipod for the work out trying to fix the errors now I Am all out of time haha.
ReplyDeleteWhere are my boys, Cadamino and Hat CBT? Must have been a hard day in the moss fields.
ReplyDeleteMaverick:
ReplyDeleteWell, there are two young women who are showing their panties, so I figured you'd probably have a stroke just looking at it.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteHe sounds like a prick.
Good question Maverick. I don't know where they are.
ReplyDeleteDude, they're like 14. I'm bad but they have to at least be voting age to interest me.
ReplyDeletePAMMY-
ReplyDeleteYes, I will add u on facebook, or at least attempt 2 find you :)
Pocket Rocket-
I hope your ready to get like Tom Cruise in Risky Business. I know how to dance unlike yourself, so I have a slight advantage. The only thing im worried about is the fact that im a woman and your not, so your going to have that nice big bulge in the private area, where as mine will be flat and smooth....
Thats why im doing the Heidi Klum version. Click my name for the youtube...
Does a camel toe count as "flat and smooth", Miss Texas?
ReplyDeleteMy bad Maverick. They are too old for you.
ReplyDeleteWrong Spurs you must have me fucked up with Drew. I like 'em old enough to where I'm not contributing to the deliquency of minors. 21 to 24, preferably, and no braces.
ReplyDeleteOk, I'll remember that. Until it's convenient for me to forget.
ReplyDelete