You know, this guy has always rubbed me the wrong way. Does this tub of lard think he's John Wayne?
He seems like such an attention whore to me.
Frankly, I'd be ashamed if this guy was rolling around in San Antonio. Billing himself as "America's Toughest Sheriff?"
Fat ass moron.
I can't stand this guy.
ReplyDeleteAlways amazed me that no one has put a bullet in his head yet.
A bullet?
ReplyDeleteThat might be a little rough. I don't know why I laughed when I read that though.
Although all laws need to be enforced, it amuses me how this guy focuses only on the easy shit to make it sound like the work he does is real.
ReplyDeleteHe seems to me to have the look of a hypocrite. I was going to throw that in as well on this post, but I just went with what I wrote.
ReplyDeleteI just can't stand the guy ever since I heard of him.
I like how they will let child molesters out of jail out here just to end up molesting kids the next day but at the same time take the time to arrest a girl getting off a plane that failed to pay her speed camera ticket.
ReplyDeleteSheriff Joe's top priority is to be on TV. Everything else takes a backseat. Even the illegals.
Oh cute! He loves animals so much he lets them ride on his head.
ReplyDelete"I like how they will let child molesters out of jail out here just to end up molesting kids the next day but at the same time take the time to arrest a girl getting off a plane that failed to pay her speed camera ticket."
ReplyDeleteBecause they are stupid that's why. I've never seen an industry (the justice system) fail so fucking miserably, but yet the assholes still have jobs for some reason.
You would think with as much as he likes seeing his face on tv, he would at least take some type of interest in his appearance. He is a fatass, greasy haired slob.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog:
ReplyDeleteThat was funny.
Lion:
ReplyDeleteI'll be honest. I just have (and have had) a deep desire to bury him. I mean, I know I can't, but I do.
It seems like when a crime is committed that actually may take some effort of law enforcement, prosecution seems to drop it because they would actually have to do work.
ReplyDelete"prosecution seems to drop it because they would actually have to do work."
ReplyDeleteFailing miserably takes a lot of energy out of someone.
If you were to bury him, you would become a local legend and a national holiday. All businesses and schools would close for 'Spurs Fan Day'.
ReplyDeleteWell, if anyone has anything, I'd post it. Anything on anyone he knows would be cool too. Family, friends, doesn't matter to me.
ReplyDeleteI live in Texas, that means I don't care.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteYou would be the next Billy the Kid. Just think of all the chicks you would actually be able to get then. Maybe in 50 years they would make a movie about you as well.
You should seriously consider this. You will finally be famous like you've always wanted.
When they finally hang you for your crime, I will make sure to have you buried next to Billy.
ReplyDelete"Just think of all the chicks you would actually be able to get then."
ReplyDeleteWell, if the "chicks" look like you, I'll stick with my hand.
"You will finally be famous like you've always wanted."
Yeah, my goal has always been to be famous. That's why I started this 12th rate site.
Chipmunk Cheeks, why do you even bother insulting me?
"I will make sure to have you buried next to Billy."
ReplyDeleteYou do that.
I do appreciate your friendship Lion.
ReplyDeleteI mean, all this time I thought we were best friends.
Now I'm just sad.
Whatever, spurs. We can still be friends but let's now only focus on Sheriff Joe, ok?
ReplyDeletehaha...the cops are going to be knocking on your door soon for threats against sheriff joe.
Have I made any threats?
ReplyDeleteI don't think I have.
Then what exactly were you planning on burying? His hair piece? If that's the plan, if I were you I would donate it to 5A instead.
ReplyDelete"Bury" was a figure of speech.
ReplyDeleteAs far as 5A? She was back around this morning again.
5A is now your newest fan. I enjoy reading weak comments so i'm glad she is here. Your weak comments are sometimes not enough for me.
ReplyDeleteWell, if you enjoy "weak comments", just re-read what you wrote over and over.
ReplyDeleteYou'd probably orgasm after the 10th time.
Finally a funny comment!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I was here to inspire and motivate you for your last comment. Look at all the shit I do for you and I'm still waiting on my paradise bakery gift card.
Hey Spurs! Is this the Sherriff that put Hooey in jail?
ReplyDeleteWell, even I admit that my comments or the write ups for the posts haven't been all that great lately. I'm feeling "tapped out."
ReplyDelete"Shit I do for you?"
What's that? Put up sucky posts and comments? (calm down buddy, it's a joke)
Also, the "gift card" is on it's way. I told you I sent it by turtle, so it should arrive soon.
Cutenbored:
ReplyDeleteYes, it is.
I don't know anything about him, but I can tell you my 1st thought when I saw the pic was PEDOPHILE!
ReplyDeleteHe does look like one. He has the same glasses those sickos wear.
ReplyDeleteSo what is going on you guys?
ReplyDelete...and the same greasy hair
ReplyDeleteNot much, and you are right, the same greasy hair too.
ReplyDeleteHi cnb!
ReplyDeleteparadise bakery keeps logging me off the internet!!! And then when I try to post a comment it, it doesn't post. So annoying!
Sheriff Joe is good for making examples on reality shows of people arrested for smoking weed on their balcony. That guy was such a threat to society. I feel safer now knowing he is off the streets.
"Sheriff Joe is good for making examples on reality shows of people arrested for smoking weed on their balcony."
ReplyDeleteDon't even get me started on the hypocrisy of marijuana laws.
It seems like this fat ass has had the munchies quite a bit in his day though.
I wonder if he's married or has kids?
Oh where, Oh where is Rocket Queen?
ReplyDeleteShe made me dream of warm cherry pie and ice cream last night. Alas, I didn't get to eat it because of the alarm.
Hi Bitchhog!
ReplyDeleteI'm eating a cream cheese brownie right now. I can't finish it. Would you like the other half? I know it's not cherry pie but it's just as good!
Rocket Queen?
ReplyDeleteDon't know. Maybe planning another magic trick.
Also, a "dream of warm cherry pie and ice cream?"
Sounds provocative bitchhog.
Lion:
ReplyDeleteYeah, she'd like the other half. You are only about 1500 miles away from here, it should be an easy hand off.
I think he is married. I bet he expects his wife to act like some groupie of his. She is so used to it that she just deals with it now. I bet secretly she despise's him and would definitely be up for 'burying' him as well.
ReplyDeleteI was lost of a second. I skipped reading the post and went straight to the comments. All the talk about fat greasy slobs, child molesters and failing miserably I assumed you were just being mean again. You guys should take it easy on Drew.
ReplyDeleteThen I noticed it was just an impostor with the same character flaws. Great post Spurs.
DG For Life
That was funny Breezy.
ReplyDeleteBut what's up with this "DG for life" stuff?
I thought Bitchhog was only a 5 hour drive away from me. It would only be 2 and a half hours if we met at the az/cali border.
ReplyDeleteha....I posted under that name once before I came up with the great "breezy". It was over in ghost town and i was defending/agreeing with her on a post. DG goes hard in the paint and doesn't cry about shit like some "people".
ReplyDeleteLeave Breezy alone Spurs. You know you are DG for life, too.
ReplyDeleteBreezy is right though. Drew does have the same character flaws as Joe. I bet they would get along great. Maybe Drew being the business man he is, contact Joe and change is site to sheriffjoe.com.
Thank you Breezy for noticing that. I appreciate that.
ReplyDeleteSherrf Joe may actually buy into it. He loves the attention and Drew can probably swing a free phone his way.
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDeleteI imagine she's sick of him too.
As for bitchhog? I guess I'm not exactly Magellan, am I?
"Drew does have the same character flaws as Joe. I bet they would get along great. Maybe Drew being the business man he is, contact Joe and change his site to sheriffjoe.com."
ReplyDeleteHe can have donuts in the background now instead of guitars.
I bet Sherrif Joe wears the shit out of some khakis as well.
ReplyDeleteBreezy:
ReplyDeleteYou know, you might have something here with the free phone and all.
Lion:
"DG for life?" I don't want to be a part of that gang.
I imagine he does have wear khakis as well Breezy.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he's "greg blasted" young chicks too. If so, it's a match made in heaven.
i may have to print up some DG for Life shirts. what color should we make them. Spursfansays.com on the back.
ReplyDeleteThe greg blast line killed.
ReplyDeleteWow, I hope Drew comes over here and reads this. When he finally hits the big time we should get some of the credit.
ReplyDeleteThe donut background would be great but I think a pink handcuff background would be better.
Breezy:
ReplyDeleteMake the shirts black. Like the color of death, mourning, or sorrow.
I once went to a Republican party BBQ that was held in my mom's neighborhood featuring Joe Arpaio and his pink boxers. It was on this sprawling ranch estate that was made up to look like a hoe-down with hay barrel seats and red checker board table cloths. Whatever, all I know is that the food was DAMN Good and he was an egotistical schmuck.
ReplyDeleteYour site going to die like drews?
ReplyDeleteFor some reason I imagine Joe gregblasting little boys instead. Then again, I can see Drew doing that too.
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDeleteThe "big time?"
He's a business man, he's already hit the "big time." Also, the pink handcuffs background sounds great.
Breezy:
Thanks.
Breezy:
ReplyDelete"Your site going to die like drews?"
Good question.
Lion:
"For some reason I imagine Joe gregblasting little boys instead. Then again, I can see Drew doing that too."
Very true.
I want a DG for Life shirt! Actually, I want Spurs to wear a DG for Life shirt in his next video. It would almost be as good as me re-reading my comments for the 10th time.
ReplyDeleteThis site is doing better than grimyglendale.com and they somehow lasted a year.
ReplyDeleteI do have to say that even thought he Sherrif Joe post is random, minus the fact he is Drew but in AZ, it's still a quality post.
ReplyDeleteOn a completely different note....Spurs, if you go to Seaworld with the fam can you post it for us? But leave them out of the pics.
Streets:
ReplyDelete"he was an egotistical schmuck."
Not surprising.
Lion:
Why don't you make a video?
Breezy,
ReplyDeleteIf you like I can post my pics from San Diego minus the people as well. I have some nice exciting sunset pics. I bet that would make this site sky rocket in to stardom. Larry King will have Spurs on his show not long after. Of course, both spurs and larry king will be wearing their DG for Life shirts, too.
"This site is doing better than grimyglendale.com and they somehow lasted a year."
ReplyDeleteThanks, and I did check that site out a couple of times.
Breezy:
"....Spurs, if you go to Seaworld with the fam can you post it for us? But leave them out of the pics."
First, Seaworld sucks. I got splashed by Shamu a couple of times when I was a kid, and that was all right. But I haven't been in years, so you won't see me there.
So I don't think you'll be seeing any "pics."
"If you like I can post my pics from San Diego minus the people as well. I have some nice exciting sunset pics."
ReplyDeleteOr you could just delete the site.
I don't have the necessary supplies to make a video. But even if I did I doubt I would do it. Sorry Spurs, videos were meant for you only. You are the only one who carries that 'star' quality.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I have a sugar high from all the coffee and that brownie.
Yeah, sounds me to you do have a sugar high.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the sarcasm on the "star quality" line.
You are the face of the site....even if you are melting.
ReplyDeleteLike that sarcasm too?
Yeah, that was lovely.
ReplyDeleteThat was a new and improved 'melting face' joke. Hope you liked it.
ReplyDeleteThat was like receiving flowers Lion.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it was so funny I wrote it down.
ReplyDeleteThis is off subject as well but I've never known what is so exciting about recieving flowers. They die a week later anyway. Why waste money on them?
ReplyDeleteThat's an interesting point Lion.
ReplyDeleteNo need to write it down. I'm sure 5A will stop by soon and reuse it on you later.
ReplyDeleteProbably. She ripped the "man jaw" and the "face melting" insults from us, so I wouldn't put it past her.
ReplyDeleteHey Dirtygirl,
ReplyDeleteI am posting from the road. On my way to snatch and grab that brownie you have so kindly offered. As a token of my appreciation, I am wearing my DG for Life cut-off tee. See you in a few!
Chocolates I understand. But then again, why would you want your gf to gain weight? This dating and relationship thing is so backwards. I think I'm going to write a book about it.
ReplyDeleteDo you mind if I promote it over here?
Yeah, you can promote that here.
ReplyDeleteAnd while you are doing so, I'll take the site out back and shoot it.
Thanks Bitchhog! I'm almost to Blythe now as well.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to send both getrad and Nik a DG for life shirt, too.
I know! I thought it was funny when she did that. Between her comments she was scanning the site to figure out what to say next.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of 5A, apparently she has a crush on you, DG.
ReplyDeleteYou should send her a shirt, as well.
Spurs, you can send me flowers!
Bitchhog,
ReplyDeleteThat crazy bitch would probably cut it up into pieces and send it back. Plus, I would probably get a better response if I promoted DG for Life on her head instead. There will probably be alot of space that will be leftover. Would you like to advertise anything as well?
... Don't get me started!!!...
ReplyDelete"Cuidado Viene Arpiao"
"Cuidado, viene el sheriff"
"Cuidado, Precaucion, Reten del Sheriff"
... Spurs, you should have used the screen shot of Nickelodeon and Joe for this post (would make the roaches tagline even more relevant)...
If you want dirt, it's not that hard to find: look up Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas' lawsuit against "New Times" (yes, Spurs, the same magazine/online post that referenced the Spurs name jacker)... New Times was sued for releasing Joe's address in the magazine (Peace Officers are supposed to be invisible)...
Well lots of tax payer $$$ and a year later, the case was dropped...
I told you the New Times were good guys sometimes...
- chef -
-crimking-
Did I read that correctly? Spursfan getting his name jacked was newsworthy....in some type of news publication?
ReplyDeletehaha...good stuff chef. I remember hearing about this but never knew the whole story.
ReplyDeleteI've always hated Arpaio untill recently he is actually doing something about all the illegal aliens here in Phx Az, Only good thing he has done that I agree with.
ReplyDeleteHe is a media hound loves the TV (who wouldnt I guess) He's a very easy guy to dislike with the tents and his pink underwear and green baloney (bologna).
"Spurs, you should have used the screen shot of Nickelodeon and Joe for this post (would make the roaches tagline even more relevant)..."
ReplyDeleteThat would have been a great idea.
As far as the New Times?
Yeah, I do remember you writing about them being good guys.
Tax $$$$ wasted?
NO WAY!!
Yes, Bitchhog. That is a true story. Somebody namejacked spurs and they put spurs 'words' in the article. So spurs gets pissed because he has a patent on 'spurs fan' and was going to sue the new times as well.
ReplyDeleteOk....maybe the last part was exaggerated.
Well, I am glad I have patented Bitchhog. I am suing urbandictionary.com for writing an undesirable definition for bitchhog.
ReplyDeleteI am expecting a windfall and will send Giovanni with some delectable desserts for you, Dirtygirl.
... Le Bitchhog...
ReplyDeleteYes, Spurs was referenced in a piece about the Dirty (search twin towers costumes)...
Well, the journalist added a supposed comment left by Spurs (it wasn't his prose or M.O.)...
So, Spurs later went online and ripped the reporter a new one...
DG: there are still lawsuits against Sheriff Joe that keep bouncing around, so this was the 1st time he got to sue back (didn't work though)... He still is the most sued Sheriff in the US...
DG & BH : Blythe would be out of the way... Meeting in Yuma would be easier, I could even give you pointers on where to meet up... Ha
- chef -
-crimking-
Thank you Bitchhog. I kind of ate all the frosting off the top of the half of the brownie I was going to give you. I figure that would just save you some calories anyway. Hope you don't mind.
ReplyDeleteI'm still waiting on my money from letting Bobby Light use my name in their song.
WHERE IS ROCKET QUEEF???
ReplyDeleteIS SHE MOLESTING SNICKERS AGAIN??
I think Bitchhog lives in LA though. So going all the way down to Interstate 8 would be out of the way. Plus I probably get searched by border patrol again and then the damn dog would end up eating her brownie anyway.
ReplyDeleteROCKET QUEEF!!!
ReplyDeleteI DEMAND YOU TO PUT SNICKERS DOWN RIGHT NOW!
Speaking of driving to Yuma, I think I'm going to move to Gila Bend. That looks like an exciting place to live. Vegas has nothing on that town!
ReplyDeleteMaybe we could have a spursfansays.com party down there.
Anon,
ReplyDeleteSnickers is with me.
Dirtygirl, Thanks for the heads up on the frosting. I am in Palm Springs and will stop for some, as I am bulking up for winter. Also, where is this border patrol you were searched at? It's been a while for me....
...
ReplyDeletePlease refrain from putting Yuma and Gila Bend in the same light...
That's like saying Apache Junction is the new Scottsdale...
Oh wait, maybe it is...
I guess I thought BH was from SD (I know cuttingboard is there)... I guess that's what I get for thinking...
See you at the Wrigley Mansion tonight...
- chef -
-crimking-
That was on Interstate 8 near route 85 heading to Phoenix. Just don't look suspicious like me. And don't question the border patrol agent who speaks horrible english when he asks you what country you are from. When asked for my ID, I wanted to ask for his papers as well. Yes, this dude questioned my american citizenship. How ironic is that.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the wrigley mansion and where is it? I've heard of that place on the radio.
ReplyDeleteI will be sure to look suspicious and forget my id. Do they frisk and do other things?
ReplyDeleteBH: the Border Patrol is around Mile marker 80 on the I-8 heading East to Phx...
ReplyDeleteThen they are 12 miles West of Yuma on I-8, and about 20 miles outside of San Diego (near Cleveland National Forrest)....
What... ?!?
Being brown, these are things you need to know...
- chef -
-crimking-
No. Although, at the border patrol at an earlier stop that I apparently did not look suspicious enough I would've liked to have been frisked.
ReplyDeleteThey didn't frisk me. They just went through all my stuff and had their drug sniffing dog go through my car and trunk. Then said thank for my cooperation with no explanation and sent me on my way.
Thanks Chef.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog,
You want to go to the one 20 miles outside of San Diego and get frisked there. It is worth the drive.
I have never been hassled by border patrol.
ReplyDeleteI think I will go to that one on my way home. I may even stop and get something to smuggle.
ReplyDeleteHey Dirty Girl,
ReplyDeleteYou know what they call a good looking girl on the arm of a man in Gila Bend?
Answer: A Tattoo
Me either. I was shocked when it happened to me. I think it may have been because when the guy asked me what country I was from he asked in very broken english and the sentence came out completely backwards. So I asked him twice what he said and finally i said back 'oh you want to know what country I'm from' and told him. Then he asked for my ID and I gave him my passport. But they still made me pull to the side and search my car. While the one guy was searching I asked the other one 'guarding' me if they wouldn't mind cleaning my car while they were doing the search.
ReplyDeleteThey didn't find any humor in that.
lol, Q. I did notice the town was lacking people. Imagine growing up there. What a nightmare! If I lived there I would spend my entire day on this site.
ReplyDeleteWait...I already do. But the owner of my company has no business sense which is why I sit around all day and do nothing.
...
ReplyDeleteWhen they ask if I'm American at Customs or at a BP substation, I usually say yes, then cover my mouth and say "South American!"...
I have yet to be caught...
BH: being frisked and searched seems kinky and all, but secondary sucks!
The funny thing is, I put my windshield visors over my back seats all the time, so you can't see what I have in my car. So the times I should get searched or seem suspicious are the times they let me go... Wierd...
DG: Wrigley Mansion is just east of the Biltmore area, near Camelback Mtn... I'll be partying there tonight with the New Times... I bet Sheriff Joe tries to raid us tonight
- chef -
-crimking-
Well, i guess they won't get any shirts. Hosers.
ReplyDeleteI guess Spurs must have heard about this border patrol search and frisk because he appears to be missing. I am sure he is speeding to get there.
Is that that castle looking thing I see when I hike camelback? I always wondered what that thing was! Finally....4 years later I find out.
ReplyDeleteI've actually been on his chain gang before, and met this prick in person while he was doing some documentary on the chain gain.. The guys a real piece of work and a total POS.
ReplyDelete-MP
Good post.
DG,
ReplyDeleteas soon as you mention something up Spurs ass, MP shows up.
Coincidence?
Dirty Girl,
ReplyDeleteJust so you know for your own reference.
The police or anyone else do not come out for threats against anyone on the Internet other than the President and perhaps the Vice President and then it is the Secret Service that handles it. You can actually threaten anyone else with no problems.
MP,
ReplyDeleteYou did the chain gang thing? I saw a show about that but it was only about the women in the chain gang. I don't get why people join the chain gang. Do they take time off your sentence or something?
my laughing was in response to Bitchhog. Sorry, left that part out.
ReplyDeleteRockey Queen,
ReplyDeleteWhen can we get some sexy Youtube videos in a bikini?
I am serious.
I meant Rocket Queen, sorry.
ReplyDeleteSheriff joe is my hero
ReplyDeleteAnon:
ReplyDeleteI'm fedexing RQ a DG for Life bikini before she does the video because that other bikini she has, has to go.
It will be very small for your benefit.
I must go now. I have to do one hour of work and then I'm off for the day. What an exhausting day!
ReplyDeleteI will also take a bikini.
ReplyDeleteI am heading to the beach right now.
Ciao!
The thing about Sheriff Joke that really pisses me off that was kept pretty secret was one time his son got a D.U.I. and had to do jail time....but it wasnt in jail. He did his sentence at the Hyatt in central phoenix. And not only that but the taxpayers paid for his stay there. True story.
ReplyDeleteSheriff Joke is such a tough guy he got beat up by a gay hairdresser a few years back. And loves to have a camera around his every move. He does nothing for Maricopa County except bring out the racists. You never hear of any White Supremacist groups being busted.
ReplyDeletePOS doesn't even begin to describe him actually. And we are stuck with him, as he is a crook and has threatened his competitor's family during election time. He is just as greasy IRL as his pics portray. Gross.
ReplyDeleteCHEF-you are brown? Great. That means we can't go on our date without you being hidden in the trunk. Lord knows when he is on his illegal sweeps anyone with a tan is pulled over for 'looking suspicious'. Until his lawn sprouts weeds, then they are all welcomed back. I had no idea people hated him as much as some in AZ do.
Bitchhog:
ReplyDelete"I guess Spurs must have heard about this border patrol search and frisk because he appears to be missing."
Hilarious (sarcasm)
Q:
That was a good one.
Medium Pimpin:
Thanks man, I'm glad you liked it.
"The thing about Sheriff Joke that really pisses me off that was kept pretty secret was one time his son got a D.U.I. and had to do jail time....but it wasnt in jail. He did his sentence at the Hyatt in central phoenix. And not only that but the taxpayers paid for his stay there. True story."
ReplyDeleteI'l love to hear about that shit. I kind of want to fuck with this guy.
I'd also like to see what this shitbag son of his is all about. Or anyone this fat ass is associated with.
"Sheriff Joke is such a tough guy he got beat up by a gay hairdresser a few years back. And loves to have a camera around his every move. He does nothing for Maricopa County except bring out the racists. You never hear of any White Supremacist groups being busted."
ReplyDeleteYeah, he definately reminds me of a big time hypocrite. I want to pick on his family then (no sarcasm), to see how big of a bully I can really be.
"And we are stuck with him, as he is a crook and has threatened his competitor's family during election time."
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch:
Oh yeah?
I'm glad you wrote that kinkyb!tch.
We have white supremacist groups in AZ? I thought all the groups lived near cbt.
ReplyDeleteSee Lion, that was pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteNow if you could only take that humor and turn it into a post, that would be awesome.
I don't get it. I wasn't trying to be funny. When I'm serious, you think I'm funny. When I'm being funny, you think I'm not.
ReplyDeleteYou are so confusing spurs.
Me and this here sheriff we likes to touch lil yungins on them there peniuses yes'um we do...
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDeleteThat's what was so funny. I knew you were being serious, and being I know how big of a jackass you are, it made me laugh.
"Cadillac Man",
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you are back around. I love the lingo.
DG
ReplyDeleteMissouri is a white supremacist state I swear.....or at least some of my neighbors are.
About a month ago, another "dreaded" black family moved into my neighborhood. The guy and his wife are pretty cool, he works at Boeing and she is a paralegal. Good people from what I can tell so far.
So my unemployed POS laid off union worker neighbor who never cuts his freakin lawn comes over to talk to me the other night. He says those damn "coloreds" are taking over our neighborhood. I couldn't believe the guy actually said that to me.......I decided he probably didn't vote for Obama
Shut up spurs. You envy me. Please wipe the drool off your dg for life shirt.
ReplyDeleteI'm so cocky today. I will blame it on the chocolate cream cheese frosting.
Francis,
ReplyDeleteI'm sure your neighbor did vote for Obama actually. He needs someone to blame for our already fucked up economy. Now he can bitch about that colored president of ours and blame him entirely. I'm sure he has nothing else to do.
Who the fuck still says colored anyways? Didn't that stop in like 1964?
Francis:
ReplyDeleteSee, your neighbor is the type of person who deserve to be ripped.
Throw in the "union worker" part, that's a funny post.
Does he look like a sack too?
Lion:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I envy you.
Also, I'd blame it on delusions, not "chocolate cream cheese frosting."
I know, I hadn't heard that word since I was a kid for my grandpa.(Yeah he was a redneck, but all old white and black people hate each other Im convinced) But the sad part is my neighbor is only like 45 or something.
ReplyDelete*from
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteHe the classic overweight lazy union worker or former union worker I should say. Idiot probably really didn't vote for Obama even though it would have been in his best interest.....
People like your neighbor annoy me. They are always the quickest people to bitch about things and blame others for their problems that they don't have the balls to take responsibility for.
ReplyDeleteFrancis,
ReplyDeleteYes, it would have been in his own best interests.
"classic overweight lazy union worker"
That's a very accurate description of a union worker.
DG,
ReplyDeleteIt does piss me off. Guy probably eats Mexican food all the time and hates them as well....Sadly, I even live in one of the more diverse areas of STL. Some of these people still think it's 1950 here, it's crazy.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteI hate to group all union workers together because I have a couple friends that are in the Carpenters union, good guys work hard. But man the majority of them are lazy as shit with there hand out.......
It's funny. I lived a very sheltered life. Where I grew up (since you know) my town was 99.9% white leaving the other .1% for every other race. I remember in grade school being taught that racism ended in the 60's. Then I got a job at Cracker Barrel in Joliet right out of high school and didn't understand why this black girl didn't like me for no reason.
ReplyDeleteRegarding the drug laws in this country; Did Prohibition teach our lawmakers nothing?
ReplyDelete"Coloreds" is what the old people here say when they're trying to be polite.
I never have figured out why a county's chief law enforcement official is elected instead of hired. I mean, what views can a sheriff have that make him a Democrat or Republican that have any bearing on enforcing existing laws? The only thing more ridiculous is the office of "Constable".
Francis: It is 1950 here, but even I was shocked and appalled by Tupelo, Mississippi when I moved there.
DG,
ReplyDeleteI still can't figure out how to leave just one golf tee in that game Cracker Barrel has on the table.....any tips?
Spurs,
I had a friend that used to work at the Ford Plant in STL (closed down 3 or 4/yrs ago). He said the janitors there were making close to 70K a year.....
Francis:
ReplyDeleteNot surprising.
But Ford didn't receive any of the bailout money, did they?
Sorry Francis. They didn't reveal the 'secret' in the training videos I had to watch.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone notice the resemblance between Joe and DJ?
ReplyDeleteNice call Lion.
ReplyDeleteI wish Pelican would come around here and answer for himself, but he won't.
A black friend of mine sued the Cracker Barrell in Cape Girardeau, Missouri for offering him cornbread at breakfast time. $42K settlement. He was going on about them being racist out on the lot one day and this other black guy says, "Motherfucker, what did you expect? Didn't you look at the sign? It didn't say Nigger Barrell, now did it?" I fell out.
ReplyDeleteHello Everyone,
ReplyDeleteI am back from the beach a little early. It ended up being a nude beach with all middle aged men. Some even jogging.
Oh, it's great to be the new girl in town.
I love cornbread! I would've welcomed that at breakfast and would've drowned it in honey.
ReplyDeleteI hope you have some videos of the naked men running bitchhog. With me being single and all I need all the excitement I can get.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, once bitchhog sends you the video could you forward it to me?
Thanks!
Actually, DG, I gave one of them your phone #. I really hope that new boo doesn't find out and get all crazy jealous.
ReplyDeleteFrankly, I think I would have rather seen women.
Now, I know which beach NOT to bring an inner city youth to again.
DG: There wasn't anything racist about the cornbread. The dude created lawsuits kinda like it was his part time job. Cracker Barrell got screwed.
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot, DG.
ReplyDeleteNow you have the wheels spinning and I am plotting on how to get a video. Maybe even an interview. Thanks a fucking lot.
I'll take a cherry pie a la mode dream anyday.
You know, I wonder what were the naked jogging guys thinking? I mean, I'm 51, not in bad shape for my age, but I'm not going jogging naked. No one wants to see that. I fyou ever see me running naked, just run with me, because there's some scary ass shit back the direction I'm running from.
ReplyDelete"Spurs, once bitchhog sends you the video could you forward it to me?"
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'll be sure to do that. Maybe she'll say she say Francois is in there, and you can get excited.
Actually she already forwarded it to me.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxlDK8otr2E
It must have been cloudy outside today or something.
I caught the title of that and clicked off.
ReplyDeleteDo you have that video saved or something DG?
You came up with it quick.
You really are lonely, aren't you?
No...I just am the queen of googling. Maybe it has something to do with me always being really good at scavenger hunts when I was little.
ReplyDeleteSpurs:
ReplyDeleteHaven't you heard? Giovanni, the dessert carrier, is the new flavor for DG?
He wears his shirt with pride. (and a knot in the back)
No, I hadn't heard. I didn't get the newsletter titled, "DG and Bitchhog play more monkey games with SPURS FAN."
ReplyDeleteI hope it's in my mailbox when I get home.
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ReplyDeleteDG & BH:... did you see the Tempe Pastor video on the Dirty today?
He talks about going to "Secondary" at the Border Patrol Substation East of Yuma...
lets just say, it didn't end well...
told you secondary sucks!
though they used hammers and tasers, it was no where near kinky...
speaking of Kinky....
KinkyB!tch: I didn't even know I was in the running for a date...
but don't worry, I'm not a "Chunti," so I don't get pulled over often, just frequently...
but once they realize I sound like a newscaster on Sports Center, they let me go...
not in the deep baritone voice, just in the Speedy Gonzales way...
and I'm not "mojado" brown, I just tan well...
you, Lamp, and I can meet up with DG for some lentil beans and rice @ Paradise Bakery...
it would make a Menage-a-Quatro...
ha
- chef -
-crimking-
No I didn't chef. So if I would have failed my search I would've made it to secondary. I wish I had some baby powder in a bag just to make them all excited and then dissappoint them at the end.
ReplyDeletethis sheriff has bigger tits than drew.
ReplyDeleteHe does. He looks to be a C cup.
ReplyDeleteFat Turky Drew is a B cup.
Basically you nailed it.
Spurs fan is it true that you live in your mom's basement?
ReplyDeleteWhy do all the anons suck and have a poor mentality?
ReplyDeleteSo wouldn't the include you since you are using the anon name? Pick a name, ANY name...
ReplyDeleteHow about Anonypotamus?
There's an idea Streets.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know, it's a brilliant suggestion... cause I'm special, Special, SPECIAL! (that's me trying to be chipper!)
ReplyDeleteSomeone is definitely getting sued after the day I had yesterday. Where's Wop? I need his services.
What happened?
ReplyDeleteJust an annoyance involving a collection agency accusing me of writing a bad check in Ohio 7 yrs ago. I've never been to Ohio, never written a bad check and I had my personal information stolen years ago. They threatened me with being arrested, and attempted to collect a debt that is under dispute, which is against FCRA rules. You better believe I let that bitch have it. The rest of the day sucked too... but that was just normal work related stuff.
ReplyDeleteThat would include me.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDelete7 years? Screw it then, they can't do shit.
I used to LOVE fucking with collection agencies. I ran up some debt years ago when I was in my early 20's. Well, these fucks tried to hit me up with "penalties" and "late fees" and all this other shit. I really really enjoyed when the assholes would contact me. Seriously, I looked forward to it.
I'd fuck with them so hard. I'd say, "Oh yeah, you want to settle for half? How about this, how about I wait two years being we are in our fifth year now, and I just don't pay shit now, and then, in two years, I get it removed off my credit report? How about that fucking pay plan?"
Seriously Streets, that's verbatim. Their response? SILENCE.
Anon~ well at least you admit you suck and have a poor mentality, I cannot fault you for that. I would just like to be able to decifer one Anon from the next. Maybe you can take on #s?
ReplyDeletehaha decipher...
ReplyDeleteI blame the Goo Gone.
It's the Goo Gone.
ReplyDeleteI think you should change your name to anon as well, stoopid
ReplyDeleteStreets,
ReplyDeleteCapital One was the worst of them. Those pricks couldn't take a hint that I didn't give two shits about their "scare tactics." I think they thought I was crazy or something.
Crazy? Yeah, I felt real crazy back in 2005 when I pulled my credit (I get some people I know who still work in the car business to pull it every year or so, just to see what's on it) report, and low and behold, where's Capital One? Not on my credit report, that's where.
A friend of mine would get Collection agents calling him every day. He'd say, "Hey how're you today? Hope you're having a nice day. I understand it's your job to call me every day and ask for money, it's my job to tell you I don't have any. Talk to you tomorrow."
ReplyDeleteHey SPURSY! :) I actually did a post today....
ReplyDeleteI've been super busy lately, I missed the 5-head diva girl and everything!!! DAMNIT!
I need to know if anyone else (females) had their first kiss with a girl besides me, I barely learned this yesterday for some odd reason....i just never thought about it....
ReplyDeleteYeah they are ridiculous... seriously. I didn't enjoy that at all mostly because how my "idenity" got stolen is truly fucked up. The person (or people) who did it are family members of my children and they also stole my children's SS cards and passports. I was not expecting for that to be brought up as I had called them to ask for proof of a $41 debt I had paid but that was still showing up on my credit. The bitch was rude and I told her as much, that's when she pulled the criminal card on me.
ReplyDeleteFunniest part is the agency is here in town, I wonder is people like her are scared to walk to their cars at night after talking to people like myself who live in the same city as them?
*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteHello. I'll check out that post you did. As far as exhibit 5A (that's diva's new name)?
Yeah, that was a fun post. The comments on the post were excellent.
Miss Texas~ My first kiss was not from a girl, it was a boy named Brandon Jackson.
ReplyDelete"The bitch was rude and I told her as much, that's when she pulled the criminal card on me."
ReplyDeleteCriminal? Streets, that's a weak "scare tactic." Next time they call, tell them you talked to the CIA, and they told you not to worry about it. Seriously, use that line.
They wont call me, I guarantee it. They have no grounds to ask me for shit. However, I will be calling them today because they still refuse to send me proof of my paid $41 and I will let her know the CIA told me not to worry about the bad check.
ReplyDeleteNow you are getting in the spirit. I'm glad you brought this up, I get kind of fired up when thinking about these companies and their stupid bullying tactics.
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