From the NY POST:
A sexy collection of text messages between Jaimee Grubbs and Tiger Woods published today reveal a playful relationship between the reality TV star and star golfer.
Grubbs, who carried on an affair with Tiger over 31 months, would often tease Woods, ask for dates with him and complain about not seeing him enough. They would banter about TV shows, her dating life and even his race.
Tiger: do you have a boy friend (Sept. 27, 8:45 p.m.)
Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating ... no ... u can be my boyfriend ;)
Tiger: then I am
Jaimee: I wish
Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together
Tiger: when was the last time you got laid
Earlier that same night, Woods asks Grubbs when she last had a date, and he promises to "wear" her out the next time they see each other:
Jaimee: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)
Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy
Jaimee: no new boy toy ... still running dry... been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months :(
Tiger: I need you
Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
Tiger: I will wear you out soon
Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing
Tiger: really. Where
Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it ... is on my cheek below my eye ... implanted a little diamond
Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that
Tiger: you just need some attention from me
In another, Tiger asks Grubbs if she slept with a friend of hers on his birthday:
Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)
Tiger: what kind of present your naked body
Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone
Tiger: alone with him that is
Jaimee: haha I wish
Woods also seemingly tried to warn Grubbs that he might not be what she was expecting, referring to himself as "bone thugs in harmony" after he'd canceled a date on her.
Jaimee: is it orange county time yet? (Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.)
Tiger: oh stop :)
Jaimee: hahaha I know ... but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me ... im finding myself watching sports center ... haha j/k it isn't that bad
Tiger: its never been that bad
Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football
Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.
Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
Tiger: why do I not believe that?
Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.
Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself
Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u ... the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing
Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmony
In another exchange, Woods asks Grubbs to take a "dirty" photo of herself and send it to him:
Tiger: send me something very naughty (Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.)
Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol ... besides im at work
Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it
Jaimee: haha ur too much
Later that day, after they seemed to have hooked up, Grubbs texted him right after he left asking her to come back, and then he refers to himself as "blasian."
Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport :( I am lonely now ... i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)
Tiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have.
Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning
Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more ... find out why I keep falling more and more for u ;)
Tiger: Because I'm blasian :)
Tiger: I'm sorry bab. Im already home.
Jaimee: I'm putting my underwear back on ... thats a no no ... come take them off
Tiger: :) you are too funny
Finally, the day before the crash that caused Woods' world to unravel, Tiger sent her text message wishing her a happy Thanksgiving.
Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you (Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.)
Jaimee: u too love
Good one. Why would Tiger be dumb enough to exchange text messages like this with some reality show skank? And then not expect her to ever use them against him? She sure did show him how much she "loved him."
So did anyone ever watch "Tool Academy" when she was on it? Her "boyfriend" was banging every chick imagainable just like Tiger was... Her BF even met some chick at a gas station, banged her in the bathroom and knocked her up. Jamie must be a fan of the S-T-Ds, ya know what I mean?
ReplyDeleteStop me if you've heard it :
ReplyDeleteWhat's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?
Santa stops at just 3 Ho's....
Oh and Hi everyone...I've missed you all :)
Hey QB......and Elfie I was wondering if that might have been why Elin finally came after Tiger, maybe he gave her something and she was pissed
ReplyDeleteQB! My long lost love! Oh how I've MISSED you!
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone want to save a text message? But I think it's funny he left while she was sleeping.
ReplyDeleteAnd hello Francis! Oh how I have missed you!
ReplyDeleteElfie: I'm going to text you later, I have some exciting info to share with you! I'll be back on in a lil bit...hello Francis! Hi DG and EV (I agree with you EV, I bet the next breaking story will be about Tiger's aunt, the one with irritable bowel syndrome..haha who cares?
ReplyDeletealso my boss told me that joke today, haha!
ReplyDeleteFrancis~ I am thinking probably yes, if Tiger was humping a min of 6 girls (not including the wife) and Jamie Grubbs humped Shawn Southern who was humping a minimum of 6 girls, statistically Tiger has a 1 in 2 chance of having an STD, better believe he passed that on to his wifey. (statistical info provided by Al Gore)
Ohhh I can't wait to hear QB!
ReplyDeleteHello DG, when are we going to speed dating (I'm serious) we should take a video camera in a purse and tape it all.
has anyone ever noticed how Tiger's nose resembles a melted hershey's kiss just randomly stuck in the center of his face... it's so odd looking.
ReplyDeleteHi elfie and QB!
ReplyDeleteSpeed dating would be fun and bringing the camera would be even better! I hope we can meet shaggy from your craigslist ad! Or maybe he has already found love on craigslist.
Haha Yeah Shaggy, I think he probably found love on Craigslist already... he was quite the catch. I cannot fathom how he could possibly still be single.
ReplyDeleteI will bring it. It's black so it will blend nicely with a black purse... I gotta figure out a way to strap it in so it's hidden but still films well.
Hey DG.....i have missed you too. Good luck on your speed dating. Should definitely be entertaining.......and great for story telling.
ReplyDeleteI have more respect for Tiger now that I know he wasn't pussy whipped. Less now since he got whipped again when he got caught.
ReplyDeleteQueen Bee! Where has our little ray of sunshine been?
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteNo, I've never watched Tool Academy. And I'm glad I can say that.
Wow Queen Bee, long time no see (rhymed that for you).
ReplyDelete"has anyone ever noticed how Tiger's nose resembles a melted hershey's kiss just randomly stuck in the center of his face... it's so odd looking."
ReplyDeleteInteresting description Streets.
I have never seen a complete episode of "Friends", "Rock Of Love" or any of "Tool Academy" and I'm proud of that. I have, however seen most of "The Flava of Love". Flava Flav is like watching a train wreck, horrible, but you can't look away.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, what's up dude?
ReplyDeleteNot much man, you?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous whacks off to pictures of Michael Reagan wearing stilettos.
ReplyDeleteFreezin' my ass off. 16 degrees tonight with a wind chill of 9. Global warming my ass. I'm gonna go outside and empty out every spary can in the house. Get those fucking chloroflurocarbons up in the atomsphere.
ReplyDeletePussy Gore was on CNN spouting his "ManBearPig" bullshit.
Was he? I wonder how many people still buy his crap? I mean, other than the media.
ReplyDeleteWe've got another fucking Ice Age on the way. Idiots!
ReplyDeleteYou sure it's calderera?
ReplyDeleteNo (Bacardi and Coke). Caldera, try volcano if that doesn't work.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, the Yellowstone Caldera is about 40,000 years over due.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm reading that. But I also read this:
ReplyDelete"The U.S. Geological Survey, University of Utah and National Park Service scientists with the Yellowstone Volcano Observatory maintain that they "see no evidence that another such cataclysmic eruption will occur at Yellowstone in the foreseeable future."
Yeah? And how many scientists are hollering "Global Warming".
ReplyDeleteGood point.
ReplyDeleteThe ground in parts of Yellowstone is rising at an accelerated rate.
ReplyDeleteYep, read that too.
ReplyDeleteThe more I study, the more I find that nature itself is man's worst enemy. We humans are so arrogant that we believe we can control the forces of nature. We can't.
ReplyDeleteI believe Gore knows he's spouting bullshit, but that he's doing it in an effort to boost our sense of well being by telling us we can change the eventual outcome. We can't. Glaciation is a natural cycle in the earth's history. New Madrid shakes every 250 years or so (the Shawnee have a legend that says the Thunderbird stomps his foot every 5 generations), Yellowstone blows every 600,000 years or so, the top quarter of the Earth freezes over for 100,000 years every 12,000 years or so. We have no control.
I agree. But Gore has made some nice money off his lies. That and a worthless Academy Award and Nobel Peace Prize.
ReplyDeleteAll of humanity's recorded history is from the last interglacial, which is rapidly coming to an end.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you have any idea what kind of damage an earthquake the magnitude of the last New Madrid quake (1811 and 1812) would cause now? Saint Louis and Memphis will be piles of dead folks and rubble.
ReplyDeleteAs long as Texas is cool, that's all right by me. Well, I'd miss Francis. Now if you start writing about CA being "piles of dead folks and rubble", then I'm going to start hoping for an earthquake.
ReplyDeleteThe 1811 New Madrid quake rang church bells in Philly.
ReplyDeleteTexas (SA in particular) is actually fairly well insulated from Yellowstone and far enough from New Madrid to be uneffected.
Speaking of Texas, we're converting one of our stations to Classic Country in January. Guess who got picked to oversee that.
*stations in Texarkana*
ReplyDeleteThat's not surprising.
ReplyDeleteI'm liking this radio gig, versus the car biz. I feel like a shark swimming with regular fish, instead of just another shark in a school of sharks. Kinda empowering.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteThat's cool."
Why do I suspect I'm being humored?
I'm also thinking 4 stout Bacardi and Coke's and a foot long Subway tuna sandwich might not be an ideal combination.
That's even cooler.
ReplyDeleteI saw the video over in Guidoville. It sucked so hard it was entertaining.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I thought it was all right. Something different.
ReplyDeleteI like how Tiger called himself "blasian". I think "asianegro" fits better.
ReplyDeleteWell of course you would.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I like black people on a one to one basis, I'm just not that sympathetic to them as a group.
ReplyDeleteWell that's nice.
ReplyDeleteSuckers!
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Drew? I could see why you commented under anonymous dropping a bombshell like "Suckers!"
ReplyDeleteI was to lazy to sign in.
ReplyDeleteNo like my video?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I thought it was pretty cool. Like I wrote, it's something different.
ReplyDeleteSomeone emailed me a pretty funny pic I'm going to post now, all in the holiday spirit
ReplyDeleteYou do that Drew.
ReplyDeleteI'll check it out.
ReplyDeleteIt won't let me download. I'm going to send it to you. Its pretty funny. Maybe you can figure out. Just give me cred. LOL!
ReplyDeleteAll right.
ReplyDeleteHey, that's funny man. That's a good one. I'll post it tonight or tomorrow morning.
ReplyDeleteKewl! I sent Nik the story about the 2 Lesbo teachers getting caught naked in the classroom by a janitor today in NY. He posted on main page and didn't even give me a thank you email.
ReplyDeleteWhat? I didn't see that story man. That's nuts. I'll go check it out.
ReplyDeleteHey Big Un, what's up?
ReplyDeleteDamn, those women are pretty good looking too.
ReplyDeletePretty steamy story. Hey CBT. Just tryin to make a livin.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I wonder how long the janitor watched that action.
ReplyDeleteI would have joined in with the dirt over there head :)
ReplyDeleteThat's a good point. Talk about having some info to blackmail them with.
ReplyDelete"Big Drew said...
ReplyDeleteI would have joined in with the dirt over there head :)"
Spoken like a true car guy.
Rule #178: If you are over age 14 as well as not female, the word "kewl" should not be in your vocabulary unless you are gay.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of gay, where is MP?
ReplyDeleteWhat are you referring to? ("kewl")
ReplyDeleteAs far as MP? I was wondering where he was at too, but he left a comment on the post of Pixie at thedirty.
ReplyDelete"Big Drew said...
ReplyDeleteKewl! I sent Nik the story about the 2 Lesbo teachers getting caught naked in the classroom by a janitor today in NY. He posted on main page and didn't even give me a thank you email"
That is what I'm referring to.
Oh yeah, I read that and quickly forgot about it.
ReplyDeleteI like how that was rule #178.
ReplyDeletewtf was Merlin thinking dying his hair that color? He is 500% gay. I bet he uses the word "kewl" in all of his emails and texts.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what he was thinking. I mean, you combine that with the lip ring and it just screams, "QUEER!!!!"
ReplyDeleteAnd I be he does use "kewl" in all his e-mails and texts. With smiley faces mixed in too.
I give Drew 3 months before he has a gold lip ring to go with his gold chain.
ReplyDeleteI don't think he'll go that low DG.
ReplyDeleteYou think? Not the person who buys and then posts a hooker on a website to try and make himself look "kewl".
ReplyDeleteI hope Drew really does give Avery a gold chain and a Gotti boy's track suit for Christmas.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to argue with that logic.
ReplyDeleteI made some sugar cookies with cream cheese frosting tonight. They are really good. I will send one to you.
ReplyDeletePlease do so. That sounds really good.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Avery will appreciate your thoughts CBT.
ReplyDeleteDG, nice default picture on your Myspace. Rockin' body. You even look good in the Wal Mart cowboy hat.
ReplyDeleteI met a guy the other day that told me he was from Chicago. I asked him where he grew up and what high school he went to. Then he admitted he didn't move to Chicago until he was 17 and really grew up in Jersey but was just too embarassed to tell people he is from that state.
ReplyDeleteAre you serious about that story DG?
ReplyDeleteI didn't buy that hat at Walmart. I actually bought it in Dallas.
ReplyDeleteNew Jersey is the northern version of Arkansas.
ReplyDeleteBut thanks. I'm trying to pretend it is summer right now.
ReplyDeleteYes, how could I make that story up? The funny part about it is before he told me where he was from I thought he was from Jersey. He had that look.
ReplyDeleteWhat was the "look?" Extremely gelled hair? Some chains?
ReplyDeleteOne of the big problems with Arkansas is that we're proud of the fucked up shit we do. "Wal Mart? Hell yeah, we invented that." "Mossy Oak Tuxedo? Hell yeah, got one."
ReplyDeleteJersey=Drakkar Noir, gelled hair, orange tan, Men's Wearhouse wardrobe, 10 year ols Escalade on 29 inch rims.
ReplyDeleteWhere the fuck is RQ? I haven't been properly abused in weeks.
ReplyDeleteYes, he did have that hair. And he had that jersey walk and talk too. I don't think I can actually explain their walk and talk but it definitely stands out.
ReplyDeleteThe problem with Jersey is everyone follows everyone else. So there is nobody there to tell them that some of their fashion choices are a bad idea.
The whole state is a "bad idea."
ReplyDeleteDG, AZ is a Mecca of haute couture?
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can move our prison in Cuba to Jersey and block the entire state off from the rest of the country.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what haute couture is.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a "great idea."
ReplyDeleteI don't think anyone from NJ will be missed. Out of state relatives will probably be relieved their cousins will no longer bother them for money.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, I'm sure VH1 will be missing half of their reality show contestants.
DG, it's high dollar fashion.
ReplyDeleteThey could send the "detainees" at Gitmo to Fort Chaffee, near Fort Smith. They sent the Vietnamese boat people and the Marielos from Castro's Cuba there. Even if they tried to escape, the good ol' boys around there would just go ahuntin'.
DG, you have a point. They could have just shut down the state when The Sopranos went off the air. Just poured gasoline all over the state and lit the match. They could have called you in. Like a "ribbon cutting" ceremony.
ReplyDeleteDG, the fact you don't know what haute couture is makes you even more attractive, damn near on Elfie's level.
ReplyDeleteBut Spurs, New Jersey is the Garden State. I'm sure it very pastorial.
ReplyDeleteI will drop myself down a level for you cbt. I buy expensive jeans.
ReplyDeleteAnd all my shirts are 'OG'.
ReplyDeleteDG, I like my women in high dollar clothes.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I wear Lucky Brand and Silver jeans, usually.
I'm lived in Little Rock too long, "OG" to me means Original Gangster.
I was once described as "America's only Metrosexual cowboy". I think it was a compliment since it came from a lipstick lesbian who slept with me.
ReplyDelete" I think it was a compliment since it came from a lipstick lesbian who slept with me."
ReplyDeleteGive me a break.
You can buy 4 pairs of Lucky Brand for one pair of the jeans I buy. The 'og' part I was kidding about. OG is the shirts MP buys in Scottsdale.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: True story. Chasity and I would go out and pick up girls together.
ReplyDeleteSure you did.
ReplyDeleteCBT, you seem to have known Chastity for awhile now. Send in a pic of you and her.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I am not shittin' you. Chaz and I would take this female Wynne, Arkansas, bi female cop to Memphis once a month, get totally tore down on Beale street and go back to the Peabody and wear her out. Well, they'd wear my old ass out is more accurate.
ReplyDeleteWith a dildo?
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree with DG. Send in a pic of you and her together.
ReplyDeleteChaz and I had a threesome with almost every girl either one of us dated for almost 3 years.
ReplyDeleteThat's so unrealistic. Well, actually I guess it isn't. You just had to go to the ATM machine, and then call them up.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, the last picture I took with a girl was in 2005 and it cost me a house when my ex wife got ahold of it before the divorce was final.
ReplyDeleteNo, the last time you were with a "girl" (literally, girl) was in 2005.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteThat's so unrealistic. Well, actually I guess it isn't. You just had to go to the ATM machine, and then call them up."
Girls between age 18 and 34 in Little Rock all seem to go both ways, and Chaz was hot. It was easy.
You ever work with a guy who sold 30 plus cars a month when you were in the biz? Sounds unrealistic, but it happens.
No, the highest someone sold when I was there was 19 I think. There were so many sales people where I worked. The most I ever sold was 12 or 12.5 in a month.
ReplyDelete*$400 jeans*
ReplyDeleteOver 16 years on the floor and in Internet sales I averaged 14.3 units a month. My best month unitwise was 26, my worst month was 3. Moneywise, best month was $18,300, worst was $800 (my draw).
ReplyDeleteDamn, that's pretty good.
ReplyDeleteI've worked with two guys that hit 30 on a regular basis, Ron Mitchell (the biggest criminal I've ever worked with, we used to keep one manager just to clean up the hair on his deals. The dude is so black that when you copy his driver's license you get a blaqck spot with two white dots) and David Huff, a redneck from Pangburn with 38DD man tits,a skating motherfucker who once sold an aftermarket radio to a deaf guy.
ReplyDeleteNice description of those two guys.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I was in the top 20 Nissan salespeople in the US for 3 years and the top 100 Toyota salespeople in the US for 4. Units of course, that and a dollar gets you a cup of coffee.
ReplyDeleteWhat I consider my best month was $8k my part on 7 units (all used at Frank Fletcher's secondary lot).
Yeah, I'd say that's a good month.
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ReplyDeleteI remember that story. That was a good one on his part.
ReplyDeleteMitchell sued the Cracker Barrel for racial discrimination because they offered him cornbread for breakfast. $20k settlement. Akim Mustafa (birth name Deshaun Rogers) quipped, after Mitchell was bitching about the Cracker Barrell being racist, "Motherfucker did you not look at the motherfucking sign? It don'r say Nigger Barrell."
ReplyDeleteSorry, I'm a little bit lit up tonight and I tend to tell that story when I am.
ReplyDeleteMan, I've had a good time most of my life, except for the year I spent in Central America.
Nah, it's cool. I still don't see how that dude got away with 20g's. But I guess it was cheaper for them to settle.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous wears Depends.
ReplyDeleteMitchell sued folks like it was his part time job. The funniest time was when a guy hit his car from behind and he wore a leg brace for two months, but he'd forget which leg was supposed to be hurt and have the brace on the wrong leg until I reminded him.
ReplyDeleteMitchell wouldn't even chop up his blow, the motherfucker would snort chunks.
That's funny.
ReplyDeleteMitchell had a couple of pairs of shoes that were identical except for color. One day he shows up for work with one black shoe and one brown shoe. We didn't tell him and he didn't notice until 4 in the afternoon. Motherfucker sold 4 cars that day before he figured it out.
ReplyDeleteDamn...back to car sales stories again. But once again, not new stories. The same story again and again and again.
ReplyDeleteWell, the shoe story was new I believe. And I think CBT realizes he had told the story about the guy suing Cracker Barrell.
ReplyDeleteI think CBT has been hitting the sauce tonight DG.
Mitchell is 3 years older than me and we both have kids under age 4. One day in 2008 (I've worked with him at 6 different dealerships) he says to me, "Roy, we shoulda got them sperm tubes cut. We's too goddamn old for changin' diapers."
ReplyDeleteOne day he was digging through my desk and found a .44 Derringer I'd left in one of the drawers. He says, "You's a fucking criminal. I done found that pistol in yo' dest. Fuck, I think you's a black man." I took it as a compliment.
"Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDeleteDamn...back to car sales stories again. But once again, not new stories. The same story again and again and again."
DG, would you rather I speculate on the level of perfection I suspect your vagina exhibits
Yes, you are right spurs. By this last comment it is obvious the bottle is about 80% gone.
ReplyDeleteGuys, I'm fairly hammered tonight. My apologies for my redundacies.
ReplyDeleteI think DG must have a really pretty pussy, befret of beef flaps and chia pet type adornment. Most stone solid bitches do. She might just be the perfect woman.
Good night, all y'all.
Anonymous thinks RQ is hot.
Exactly DG. I was wondering how you were going to respond to his "gentlemanly" thoughts. And you wonder how I find it hard to believe he's hooked up with all these chicks? Could you imagine how bad it is when there is some blow mixed in? Who knows though. Maybe it takes the edge off.
ReplyDeleteGood night CBT.
ReplyDeleteDG, yep he's sauced. I mean, he didn't either bother reading any of our comments.
DG, even sober I think you're a pretty bitch, but it's your attitude (you got lots and lots of that) that makes you hot. I bet you don't take a bit without a fight (women and horses are a lot alike, the best ones always buck when you try to get up in the saddle).
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I read them.
ReplyDeleteDG, marry me.
Smooth CBT, smooth.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Mrs. Ed? (DG)
ReplyDeleteI am not the girl in the cereal aisle, cbt.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
ReplyDeleteYep, I'm funny.
ReplyDeleteAnd humble too.
ReplyDeleteYep. that too.
ReplyDeleteJesus, I'm not drinking and commenting again. Sorry DG. What's scares me the most is you might've said yes.
ReplyDeleteThe girl from the cereal aisle has my ex house, my ex dogs, my ex BMW and she's still pissed at me.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised I typed all that shit coherently last night. It should've read like the Pelican typed it.
ReplyDeleteHello Pam.
ReplyDeleteYeah CBT, it was very apparent you were drunk last night.
ReplyDeleteSlightly. When I go out, I make a conscious decision; Am I going out to chase women or am I going out to get fucked up? I can't do both. If I try to combine the two, I either end up getting the shit slapped out of me or I go home at 2 with a 10 and wake up at 10 with a 2. In fact, after the night I told Melissa Reed she was really hot for a fat chick, I rarely drink anything but beer when I'm out.
ReplyDeleteDG, does look really good in her Myspace picture, though.
ReplyDeleteMelissa Reed?!!! I know her!!!
ReplyDeleteNo, CBT. I assure you I wouldn't have said yes. I'm almost as commitment phobic as you.
ReplyDeleteHow is Melissa? I hung out with her last week.
ReplyDeleteYou did? The last time I talked to her was a couple of weeks ago. She's really bright. I'm sure you two had fun.
ReplyDeleteHey all! I'm a happy happy girl! It's 36 degrees here in Houston and my new pair of Uggs just arrived! Perfect timing! How is everyone?
ReplyDeleteDoing great Queen Bee. Happy to see you made comments on back to back days (no sarcasm).
ReplyDeleteYou also received some snow last week, right?
And congrats on your Uggs.
Also, how's the sleepy habits going these days?
ReplyDelete*sleeping*
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I have some nights were I have trouble sleeping (like last night) but for the most part it's going ALOT better.
ReplyDeleteYes! We had one day where it snowed ALL DAY it was beautiful. Sadly, it didn't stick to the ground this time like it had last year..but oh well we'll take what we can get, huh?
How was your Thanksgiving? Oh! and I got your text the night "New Moon" was premiering...I laughed my ass off at the text, but my phone was losing reception because I was in line to see it! I waited 3 hours and was FIRST in line (that was a proud moment) but the moment I get into the theater and take my seat, I see the "head usher" come towards me and says "May I speak with you, young lady" I was thinking "young lady? What am I 8 years old? Anyway, he asked me if I had alcohol on me and I was taken aback, you know I never drink, and I told him "No, why would you pick me out of a room full of people?" He replied "We received a complaint that you were seen spiking drinks in the ladies restroom. I just had to ask you. You may go back to your seat." Crazy huh? I have my theory that those people that were at the END of the line were just jealous b/c I was FIRST in line so they go and make up some dumb scenario that never even happened. lol
That's awesome it snowed there.
ReplyDeleteMy Thanksgiving was great, thank you. Yours?
And I was wondering if you had actually received my text. Or I was thinking you might still be pissed I haven't given you your proper shout out. : ( (that was for you)
As far as what happened to you? Those jealous teenage girls!!! What bitches!!!
Congrats on your "proud moment" Queen Bee. So how did you like the movie? Was it better than the first one? Did you cry during it?
P.S. Thanks for the "lol." And I'm glad you are sleeping better.
Yeah, the snow was awesome...it started around 9am and I swear they looked like HUGE snowflakes or cotton balls whichever! haha.
ReplyDeleteI did in fact get the text (no way am I pissed, I know one day, I'll get my props :) but actually had to get a new phone, same number, just couldn't get all of my contacts over to the new phone so when you get a chance, text me :)
Yeah New Moon was good, I did NOT cry (I could hear some little teeny boppers sniffling lol) but I think the first was way better. I'm more excited to see the third installment Eclipse in June!
I'd really like to see some snow, it's been awhile.
ReplyDeleteYes, you'll get your props, and as far as Eclipse? They are going to release it in IMAX this time!!!
I can feel your excitement from here Queen Bee!!!
LOL LOL LOL
I saw you did two smiley faces and a "lol", so I figured I'd try to keep up with you with three "LOL's".
ReplyDeleteTiger Wood's is the man.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on? Long time no comment bud. You really think he's "the man?" I think he's just rich.
ReplyDeleteWhich means he is able to buy tail.
ReplyDelete