Sunday, July 19, 2009

Congrats Little Man!!!!



E-mail: It appears Nik Richie is pretty hungover. His parties are catching up to him.

SPURS FAN says: Nope. Have you not been following the story line? You see, Nik is now SORRY Ari's number one whore (yep, he's passed Pixie). So they gave him a trophy, and they put it on his ass, because that's the money maker.

17 comments:

  1. Man, this guy has such an ego, he doesn't even take his mental hospital bracelet off before partying. And what is that thing on his ass? Is that a Gerbil well, like one of those penny wells you see at the mall? Throw a Gerbil in a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....down it goes!

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  2. That's funny. I wanted you to chime in on this.

    I thought you'd be happy for him being he received a trophy and all.

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  3. Absolutely, he deserves the trophy. I noticed his wheel chair is in the background with a towel over it. I wonder who dumped him out on the floor like that.

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  4. Probably the dude who just got done banging him.

    Also, Cholla is going to get LIT UP at some point during this week. I'm glad you sent her that e-mail, and I'm glad she responded like that.

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  5. look how he's laying there arching his @ss like a cat in heat. Definitely Forgy.

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  6. "arching his @ss like a cat in heat."

    That's hilarious.

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  7. I just sent Nik one of those butt pillows as a gesture of good will.

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  8. Yeah, I know. I hear he likes to burn bridges, so who knows if he will be receptive.

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  9. Who cares if he's receptive? SORRY Ari certainly will be. The sooner Nik heals, the sooner he can make money again.

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  10. i suspect "SORRI" is really Nik's brother Cameron.

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  11. Who's that guy in the corner? I imagine that if nik stays in that position long enough, he will become a human urinal...complete with sterling silver toilet bowl..i bet that guy in the corner is waiting his turn to take a piss, huh?

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  12. Good point. Also, it appears he's wearing a towel, so he proably already banged Nik and cleaned up.

    Oh yeah, he probably pissed on him. That's an extra $20.

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  13. Queen Bee has turned snarly!!

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  14. That's a good question. You make a good point.

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