Thursday, July 9, 2009

Lispy is in bad shape



E-mail: Saw this pic of Tristan, is he dying?

SPURS FAN says: Wow. Can anyone get him a bubble or something to live in for awhile until he gets better? Or maybe Cholla knows of a pool where he can swim and get healthy. Like the movie Cocoon. But better. And more believable.

On a side note, I really do think he looks like Freddy Krueger.

17 comments:

  1. he is dying of AIDS, probably from tapping f@g aS$ merlin

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  2. Good point. Also, there's no need to censor yourself.

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  3. That girl should not be letting him touch her, just in case he's contagious.. :(

    On a side note.. I would let her touch my Greg though..

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  4. That's funny Maynard.

    Thanks for taking the time to leave a comment.

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  5. Wow, wtf. Tristan does look really sick, im concerned. lol

    *Miss Texas*

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  6. What's with the "lol?" Are you trying to insinuate you don't care about him?

    Not very nice, but I appreciate the comment.

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  7. Spurs, What's up with the hot carl on top of Tristan's head?

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  8. Definition of a "hot carl":

    Urban dictionary:

    A Hot Carl is the act of defacating on someones face. A Warm Carl is defacating on their face whilst covered by plastic wrap. A Cold Carl is defacating on a glass table while someone lies below.


    So what you are saying is someone crapped on the top of his head Francis? This might make me seem immature, but that term you used made me laugh. That was a good one.

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  9. I agree it's an old term but it seemed to fit with this particular picture of Trissssssstaaaaan aka lispy..

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  10. Probably. I think Pixie the Prostitute is going to get sued by Lispy for infecting him.

    That's the word on the streets.

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  11. It could be from addiction. I heard he can't give up the greg?

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  12. What does this dork do at the Dirty?

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  13. Talks with a Lisp, creeps on chicks, and mixes drinks.

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