Sunday, August 23, 2009

Class defined



This is too sad/funny/deviant/blasphemous not to post.

Pam, I feel a marriage proposal is right around the corner from a classy guy (pure sarcasm).

You "look like a slut"? What? (rhymed). You forgot "sound like a slut" too. No problem.

One more thing. Next time, use 20k Millionaire's site.

143 comments:

  1. she doesn't sound that slutty, spurs. chick masturbates, big deal. some guys just cannot get it through their thick skulls. my clit is not an elevator button, you do not keep pushing on it over and over again. i can only demonstrate so much before i figure you are a waste of time and do not deserve my cum in your mouth and move on to my toy/do it myself. pam is ahead of the game, involving no men from the start.

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  2. KB : thank you, but I do feel a bit of the perv saying rabbit, they need to get the animals off of the tips of them.

    This sucks - I have the worse blue balls, no pun intended to the balls that no longer spin


    how the hell do Ifix it!

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  3. just use the vibrating clit stimulator, that will do for now. dont you have any other toys?
    i do find it odd they use animals as well, they take it to the extreme sometimes. i saw a monkey once and was like wtf? MP models for dildo clit stimulators?

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  4. KB:

    I'm aware of that.

    What I supposed to write? Nice things?

    LAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE-----OOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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  5. KB:

    "some guys just cannot get it through their thick skulls."

    Are you insinuating I have a "thick skull?"

    BALLSY.

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  6. I think medium pimp prob uses like
    Spatulas. I Am assuming once the asshole
    has had maximum compacity shoved into a certain area it takes scraping and torture to find pleasure.

    I have alot of toys, but the beads were new for me . I am devistated.

    I am trying to find the company right now to send this video too - this is not a joke, I am hurt.

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  7. thats good that you are aware that men are useless when it comes to foreplay.
    now what are you going to do about it? help mankind out, spursy. you could be a legend, write a book,make a movie-youd make millions, shit billions if you could teach men what pamela is showing you.

    'how to properly work a clit'
    and still fuck around with hollywood richie
    by spurs fan

    great book title. if you go with it, i get half.

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  8. Why is it men dont get that most woman will never acheive an orgasm without teasing the body ? I will never marry a man unless he spends 10 hours worshiping my asshole/vagina/ clit/ -- tits, whatever, and then finally sticking his cock in my vagina for his own pleasure.


    I really dont think I Will get married under these curcumstances.

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  9. pam, i totally get the hurt feelings, totally.

    you know, i saw a porn once where some chick was gettingfisted in her ass. i was like, whoa, wtf? i mean this dudes whole fist, even his wrist (rhymed). and he was a muscular dude, had big hands. i am sure she wore depends after that.

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  10. Well I am sure MP has had his own fist up there - he is very cocky, most likely only allows the finest fist to come up

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  11. KB:

    I was referring to the "chicks masturbate" part.

    I like your idea for a book. The title rocks too.

    Sure, I'll give you half.

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  12. http://nasstoys.com/products/?New=Yes


    found them.


    .now some one help me!

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  13. It's just to easy to be fun anymore.

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  14. I just emailed them my youtube - and my phone number and told them I wanted it to be repaired -- wonder how this is going to pan out

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  15. EV:

    That's what is so fun.

    I just shouldn't have posted that video of her with the phones.

    I screwed up on that one.

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  16. whats wrong with phones spurs ? adn why am i fun ?

    im confused.

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  17. i bet they will send you a replacement plus other cool similar toys.
    oh man, i am jelous of you right now, pam. just imagine a plethora of beaded vibrators with dolphins, beavers, bunnies, monkeys, and hummingbirds ready to buzz to your hearts content. make sure they supply the batteries as well, i know mine needs like 8.

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  18. I have this one super good dildo who gets my clit and hes the shit but hes boring looking at times.

    also - ELFIE IS A FREAK! she just sent me soem weird ass picture of some weird ass sex toy her and her ex used . LMFAO!!!!

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  19. KB:

    You should write a kids book with your thoughts about sex toys.

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  20. some men can't pam, you are right. and i am so sick of the excuses they come up with for cuming so quick. i know my pussy is that good, you dont have to tell me twice, but you do have to make it worth my while and that 10 minutes was not. all men should be eternally grateful for any woman to ever let him in there.

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  21. KB:

    Why don't you just start licking box?

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  22. i saw a pair of feet on a sex site. i was going to order it for spurs, he just seems like the type to have a thing for feet.
    can you imagine the creep-o's who buy a set of feet to eff around with? ew/.

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  23. No "thing for feet" here KB.

    Give me a fucking break.

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  24. There is a shocker in most sex stores -two large fingers and one for the stinker and it vibrates, I think I would ejaculate imedidiatly

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  25. fuck no spurs, you couldnt pay me to lick snatch. well maybe you could, but id have to pick the chick and id have to wash/shave her before i did it. it just doesnt appeal to me. plus, once you get to that certain place, that throbbing sensation that your eardrums can hear, i need a dick. simple as that. no way would i go through all that and then just have a tongue. talk about massive blue balls for life.

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  26. spurs:
    what has your site turned into?

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  27. pam, have you seen the new trojan that comes with a vibrating ring. well idk if it is new, but i just used it. you must get it.

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  28. "There is a shocker in most sex stores -two large fingers and one for the stinker and it
    vibrates, I think I would ejaculate imedidiatly"

    I'll be right back everyone. I'm going to call up my family and tell them I've found my soul mate.

    My grandma will probably understand if I show her this video and the comments on here.

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  29. The cock rings?


    I havent been properly fucked by a man in a while

    Well I had a one night stand in Miami while porn trout and I were in a fight

    but I forgot his name

    hes from sandiego or something

    not sure

    whatever

    he had no cock ring

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  30. rik:

    Just a different form of entertainment.

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  31. Welcome to "Spurs after dark" for the 18 and up crowd.

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  32. Spurs:

    You know damn well you would if you were a girl take the shocker vibrator - imagine...


    by the way
    I have a fleshlight I want to sale they retail at 100 dollars
    is there any really horny guys in here who want to buy it ?

    2livecrew gave it too me too add too its history

    its been used i think

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  33. "Well I had a one night stand in Miami while porn trout and I were in a fight

    but I forgot his name

    hes from sandiego or something

    not sure

    whatever

    he had no cock ring"

    CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
    LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  34. I am not like you girls... all I need is 15 mins I get annoyed when there is too much messing around, I'm like seriously just do it already!

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  35. Elfie:

    I don't know why it always turns out this way.

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  36. pam, no not a cock ring. i mean it is a ring around the cock, but it is rubbery and has a tiny vibrator at the tip with an on/off switch and ticklers for you. it is like a vibrator, but a real dick. the cock rings just engorge, this trojan pack does not engorge at all.
    trojan is so sweet to sell the ring and the condom together though. we are in tough times, not everyone can afford the vibrating ring and the condom. they were thinking of their customers.

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  37. Spurs: I think it was matt mark or marty

    I was sober too
    I had to get fucked
    I was horny
    And it was a porn convention
    It was shortly after I saw my friend do a live show of jerking off onto a little gay boy below him..
    got me hott

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  38. "I'm like seriously just do it already!"

    Elfie, seems like you really enjoy romance.

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  39. "It was shortly after I saw my friend do a live show of jerking off onto a little gay boy below him.."

    Sounds like that would make a great bedtime story.

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  40. I need to look into this thing

    what did you say it was called

    a cundom

    Condom ..
    how do you pronounce that ?

    sorry never heard of it

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  41. oh spurs, like she is the only person in the world to have a one night stand. dont be so prudish. do you live in amish country in dallas?>

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  42. hes from san antonio - he is a dolphin.

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  43. http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=18

    here it is pam. you can even punch in your zip code and it will tell you where to buy it. efficient, i love trojan.

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  44. ELFIE DO NOT TEXT ME THAT PICTURE AGAIN EVER PLEASE

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  45. But I really dont get laid that often

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  46. KB:

    I'm aware of that regarding the "one night stands."

    Are you taking me seriously?

    Also, why no rhymes tonight?

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  47. Spurs~ I should have been born a boy... I really do think like one. If now I could only be attracted to females my life would somehow all make sense.

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  48. Elfie :

    I often think about your breasts in my mouth
    No homo.

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  49. Are you having nightmares while you are awake Pam? I told you it was fucking creepy.
    Send it to Spurs

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  50. Elfie:

    Maybe you and KB would make a great couple.

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  51. spurs can you please let me ravish the both of them with my large toy chest

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  52. sometimes i want it in me fast too, elfie. but more often than not, i need my clit played with and my pussy licked/sucked/overall eaten until ive came profusely. i have noticed on my times i want it infast, i still cum as much, just on a dick instead of in mouths/on the bed/on hands.

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  53. i am not going to date elfie spurs. she is cute, but no snatch eating for me, i told you.
    now stop being a tool (rhymed)

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  54. I farted in stevens mouth once on accident when he was eating my pusssy =/ maybe thats why he dumped me

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  55. rq is going to be so mad when she sees these comments. she hates spurs after dark

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  56. I don't mess with girls Spurs... they always want to cuddle afterwards! No lie.

    Pam~ How cn you say that and end it with "no homo" that statement was defintely "yes homo", it's ok we don't judge here. Sometimes I want to suck my own breasts. No homo.

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  57. nickel, that makes guys fall in love, duh

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  58. KB:

    Where was the rhyme in that?

    Fake Nikcel:

    That's probably why.

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  59. KB:

    Spurs after dark = the picture I Sent him last night ( he knows waht I am talking about )

    Elfie:I really just want to rip off those clothes baby girl and show you a good time - no shaft covers allowed- no homo

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  60. KB~ I just told Pam the same thing about RQ... Spurs post up a disclaimer that this is a "Spurs after dark" post, enter at your own risk!

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  61. tool and you sounded like it rhymed at the time.
    (rhymed)
    maybe i am just tired?

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  62. I wish Nickel would fart in my mouth, I would save the shit particles for ever =/

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  63. KB, they cannot. they honestly do not move much.

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  64. Elfie:

    I probably should do that.

    KB:

    Still think you swung and missed.

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  65. pam, geez, you are horny.
    call a male escort service quick and get yourself some good solid hour long fucking.

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  66. I cant I got my trout
    not to sound so evil
    but now that his hernia ruptured
    we cant have sex
    for at least a month
    if he tried too i mean

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  67. oh yeah, they are fake huh.
    bummer (for the sucking on them part at least).
    mine are real, and big. and they reach. or i reach them, idk, however you want to see it. i just like hearing the groans when i do it.

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  68. I can get laid - but I think I just realized why everyone looks so old, I am living in a retiremnet home !

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  69. isnt he asleep? order yourself some dick and have it delivered.

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  70. Whatever you big tittied bitches
    Ill suck on the four boobs 2 plus 2 is four
    and make you both love me

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  71. KB~ I can reach with my tongue but not my mouth. I used to be able to pre-boobjob but no more?

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  72. elfie why did you get boobies ?
    I will when I am 22 or something
    I like nipples
    I could suck tits all day


    homo.


    too the bath I go to wash my dripping vagina and wish I had my rabbit brb

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  73. I hate nickel for that fart

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  74. haha KB! niccccceeeeeeeee
    YOu are about take Spurs' title of Rhyme-master

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  75. Pam~ Pre-kids I had 34Cs. After my 2nd child I lost a crap load of weight due to stress and away went the boobies and they never came back. So they were small and not saggy at all just small and I was used to having pretty nice sized boobs so I bought new ones 4 1/2 years ago. Now I wish I hadn't because they do not look natural and they hurt ALL THE TIME!

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  76. ...
    KB...
    I take back what I said about Elfie being a better version of you...

    You take the cake...
    Elfie is sure up there, as well as Pumelah...

    But KB def. keeps true to her name...


    Glad to see/hear there are still some out there who walk the walk...


    - chef -
    -crimking-

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  77. I'm fucking hungry! KB will you bring me some super nachos?

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  78. I havent gotten in the bath yet mini trout is yelling

    i thought he was sick
    maybe he needs to take a shit

    chef - what cake ?

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  79. i love super nachos!
    but you live too far.

    chef musta been jacking off as well

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  80. Chef and me webcam every afternoon its weird

    he tells me to call him poppy chulo.

    I say okay

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  81. lol, poppy. like poppyseeds. or papi.

    pam, what does chef look like?

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  82. i am still laughing. you say okay.
    so that means you dont call him poppy chulo, you call him okay?
    and he still has to pay
    scam, i must say
    i bet you run many a day

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  83. I Told him to eat my pussy but to take out his fake teeth first
    he got pissed I told him " gums felt beter " then his stupid two peice chomper set!
    Whenever he does eat my pussy its weird, its like - - a wet dream for medium pimp ( he just reminds me of some one who likes older men ). Also it makes me think of big drew, -- notice, when he eats from my buffet Ithink of all of the nastiest things alive?

    Not fun!.

    I fed myself I had a chip. I am okay.
    I am in the mood to get a rim job though
    he is yellling at some porn slut

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  84. I love Miami.
    You can just get a catalog and order a chick out of there.
    Awesome.

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  85. chef is sexy - but he cums too quick ( work on it PAPI )

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  86. Oh are you close - I could be there in an hour!

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  87. pam, first you said you didnt have sex withthis douche. now this.
    unless you are one of those girls who say oral/anal is not sex?

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  88. Pam,

    From your post above early on obviously you fucked MP, or at least let him eat you out.

    I can't believe you let that one slide Spurs.

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  89. When did I ever say I let MP fuck me ?! why do people keep saying that ? lol!!

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  90. a fast cummer. i knew it. chef, please read all posts above. all women will soon be phasing men like you out, unless spurs writes his book and you follow his direction.

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  91. I mean, he cums at least 20 times before he goes home though, I make him feed me his baby batter then we go 19 more times. Dont get me wrong

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  92. Pam and I quote you,

    "I always came, even if it took hours. Some men just cant keep up

    cough

    MP

    cough"

    Why would you say that MP could not keep up if you did not have first hand knowledge?

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  93. his wig makes your ass feel good? what kind of wig is this?
    i would barf if a guy had dentures and ate my pussy. well, first i would cum in his mouth, then id barf.

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  94. Anonymous:

    I thought she was just joking.

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  95. pam, you banged mp? thats it, we cant be e-friends.
    i saw that quote but thought she was just making fun of him. it all makes sense though. broken dildo=mp got a hold of it. yep, you are right anon, they were together.

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  96. I WAS JOKING OMG
    HAHAHA NEVER MET THAT KID IN MY LIFEEE

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  97. Ha,

    Wait till MP sends in the video of them together.

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  98. LMAO

    Why is MP so weird. like we used to be friends on the phone, I was even going to visit him and stuff we were cool cause Im half black too so we had cool convos
    then he went alll " yeah homo " on me

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  99. i made a mock post of what mp would say after he saw the post (if spurs were to make one) asking if pam and him did it.

    my comments were so spot on, you thought i was him, didnt you?

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  100. KB, lol, yes I did...

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  101. pam, all gay people are a bit weird. mp cant help it

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  102. spurs is waxing it again..he saw that post ofpam and her trouts dentures and couldnt help himself.

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  103. and elfie went to get her nachos.
    fat ass.
    lol, love you elfie

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  104. i am in the bathtub right now
    hehe i am about to post a pic
    woo hoo!

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  105. Mmm, I love Pam pics...

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  106. ok all done . i wish i looked older then 18

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  107. I hate to break it to you, but you don't even look 18. :)

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  108. I am fat! but I can't go get nachos, my kids are here. So I'm still hungry.

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  109. ...

    Haha

    I did read all the stuff above...

    Never cam'd with Puhmelah, but we have chatted a few times ...


    But, I have to admit, this stuff is pretty funny though...

    Haha

    KB is making this "after dark session" pretty interesting...




    - chef -
    -crimking-

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  110. Chef :

    Sorry - I let my wet dreams get in the way of real life - do excuse my horny habbits

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  111. Chef:

    Yeah, these comments have been fun to read.

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  112. spurs did you delete my comment..
    lmfao

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  113. thanks for the plug SPURS....did you use it inside water?? becuase thats not a waterproof toy.. and actually that vibrator is a $40 vibrator you got ripped off.. just sayin

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  114. Spurs: What did your momma fix you for breakfast?

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  115. 20k im not an idiot i would assume anything that has wires isnt water friendly

    it was 70 dollars you cant get a rabbit for any less - i mean if you want to provide me with one and prove me wrong go for it

    even go to the page. its maddness.

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  116. Pam,

    I've been to a couple of those passion parties and the rabbits did always sell for $40.

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  117. "fuck you spurs fan you fuckin homo! last night while you were making a post about me my greg threw up in 3 differnt chicks twice. then i smoked a bleezy poolside while my gf stroked my cock til i fell asleep. and fuck you tranny!
    and fuck you fat mtq, dg, elfie.
    and fuck you you fucking whore kinkyb!tch"

    Skinny Pimp go drink some fuckin creatine already, and while your at it go get tested for HPV, dude take better care of your dick. Honestly I think your lying, theres no way you could have nutted that many times. Bleezy? Yea u probably rolled up some dirt weed u paid $5/g for. Blunts are so fuckin nasty and a waste of MJ. U cant even taste the fruit with all that damn tobacco leaf. Volcanos are the best, so Ive heard. Your girlfriend stroked ur cock until you fell asleep?? LMAO. Ur girlfriend must be a retard. I'd tell u to jack ur self off until u either go to sleep or go limp.

    Whoevever made the comment about Nickel farting in Stevens mouth was priceless! I actually lol'd

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  118. Pam im trying 2 figure out how 2 use my Microsoft Life Cam??? I need help im sending u a friend request on myspace. CUTE OUTFIT, let me know where u bought/ordered it.....k

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  119. KB:

    A poll?

    That might be an idea. I haven't thrown one poll up her yet.

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  120. You know, you're supposed to gut the tobacco out before you smoke a blunt. I thought everyone knew this.

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  121. I must have missed MP's comment. But this is what I have to say about him. I feel sorry for him. He is the only 24yr old I've come across that still looks like he is an awkward 13 yr old that hasn't grown into his body so he does not know how to stand. He just looks so uncomfortable. What is even more ironic is that he actually has the insecurity of a 13yr old as well. I think we need to do an age check MP. There is no way you are a grown adult.

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  122. What is the blunt wrap made out of then??

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  123. Anonymous:

    Yeah, I saw that this morning.

    That's funny.

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  124. Hi guys! Ill checky my myspace right now - i slept super late then fell asleep again = lol! .

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  125. Depends, they are not always made with Tobacco leaves. Either way, you are rolling some shitty weed if you taste tobacco when you smoke a blunt.


    Wraps suck, anyway. Get a cigarillo and gut it. None of that cheap ass flavoring additive.

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  126. PF =

    I bet your good at what you do huh

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