Sunday, August 30, 2009

Cowboy Trout talks about his birthday present



E-mail: Boy howdy! M'him, i finally got my 3 wolf shirt in yestern-day fur my birthday an i reckon now i will havin' sum kinda magical power. so iff'in this shirt here do work fer me then i reckon maybe we should put it on yer there wee-wee and see iff'in it will melt away. why heck, it cured that fellers buddys bullet wound so maybe it will make yer pecker fall off. Though i do likey a pair of balls on meh chin. In meh mouth too.

SPURS FAN says: That's awesome. See Rocket Man? Not everybody despises you. CBT thinks his new shirt will help you out. What a nice inbred hillbilly that CBT is.

196 comments:

  1. Spurs, it might be time for a post on you, and I do not think you're going to like it.

    You've been scoring off of me a bit too much lately.

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  2. I love Rocket Queen. -Nik

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  3. what exactly have I said or done to you lately that has caused you to unleash all of this internet fury on me?

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  4. you might care when you find out i'm in possession of your high school year book.

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  5. Giraffe:

    Someone sent this in. It's mainly a shot at CBT. They just went ahead and threw you under the bus too.

    I thought it was funny, so I posted it.

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  6. and Nik does not comment on here. You're all a bunch of gullible reservoir dogs. nice try though.

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  7. I was cool in high school (rhymed), so I don't care.

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  8. People didn't believe that was him. Nik with a capital N? No, I don't think people believed that was him.

    But yes, he's commented on here before.

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  9. whatever, if everyone wants to be mean to me, I can play mean as well.

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  10. um, yeah, playing the tuba is really cool, Spurs Fan. a real chick magnet

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  11. the 3 wolf shirt strikes again.

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  12. Tuba?

    What are you talking about?

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  13. i think she meant 'tuna'. as in her nuts smell like dookie and tuna. s/he played the skin flute in high school.

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  14. Feed them your bird.

    Sorry, couldn't help it.

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  15. are you gonna feed them your tuna, rq?

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  16. Nice photo shop. That's actually pretty funny.

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  17. 8D: I have a wolf for you, btw.

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  18. thanks but no thanks CBT. i dont swing that way. sorry.

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  19. Nik doesn't have time to comment here, he's too busy getting his site updated to add the new mail order bride section under the porno. Won't be long and we'll be able to apply for refi loans there as well as buy liability only auto insurance. Gonna be a one stop shop before it's all over with.

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  20. nik comments when he has a direct threat

    like information leaked

    cough - nik, you know what im talking about ;)

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  21. Does anyone Know if laptops have water marks that show if they have been exposed to water or not if so please explain if it is a sticker on the bottom and what it will look like

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  22. That is so fucking funny.

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  23. Riley, Blackberry's have a sticker inside by the battery that shows if it's been exposed to vapor. They started putting them on laptops as well. Normally they put them behind the screen so people can't get to them. What I would do is take your laptop, open it and tear off the screen and if you pull out all the wires you may see a sticker. If you don't, it may be under the keyboard, so I would start by using a set of tweezers, and pull out one key at a time until you find the sticker. If you don't find it there, I would just go buy a new laptop because that means the one you have isn't covered under warranty.

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  24. This made me laugh out loud on accident....

    i think she meant 'tuna'. as in her nuts smell like dookie and tuna. s/he played the skin flute in high school.

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  25. Riley aka Pam, I missed you!!!!

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  26. howdy miss texas.

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  27. *Miss Texas*,

    How was your weekend?

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  28. Hello 2 Both of U~
    ( . )( . )
    lol

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  29. too dirty for me

    Thanks for the info

    itsa mini top was supposed to return today
    but the comptuers crashed at best buy
    they said it was okay to return

    then we had teruntial rain and it had a leak
    and go to it

    and i cant tell if you can tell if it got rained on

    and MISS TEXaSSS i mised u= )

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  30. Thank you 8========================D~~~~~~

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  31. *Miss Texas*,

    You made 8====D~~~ a little longer. You must be flattered about him telling you you have "knice knockers."

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  32. hahaha! she knows that im italian or something.

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  33. so anyway, do you think thats an armani 3 wolf shirt?

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  34. RiLeY, are u still in FloRida???

    SpuRs, I just thought it was 2 short....added some length 2 it....

    hahaha Armani 3

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  35. miss texas, are you flirting with me?

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  36. 8====================================D

    Maybe....

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  37. Actually, im playing Poker on Facebook.....

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  38. damn....if my heart wasnt taken by Tatazz. :(

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  39. miss texas, can you picture you and i drinking cold beer on a hot texas night singing 'leather and lace?' while we watch 2 of your pitbulls hump?

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  40. I am living in FL through winter miss texas =).. need the sunnn!!

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  41. Just stopped in to say hi real quick... Thank you all (especially 2dirty4u) for making me laugh before bed, some funny shit! Very nice!

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  42. Well, good night cutenbored. Sweet dreams.

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  43. Oh, and 8 "Leather and Lace" LOVES IT!! ...and Italian? Wouldn't have guessed but good to know...

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  44. Nite spurs, nite all!

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  45. kinkyb!tch(the real one)August 30, 2009 at 11:38 PM

    CBT-you live in AZ, don't you? I saw you at a bar on Thursday night, I know it was you. Hat and all. I was going to take a pic of you w/my phone (Detective kinkyb!tch style) and post it, but my friend said not to, you looked like someone who would make me delete it.

    Was it you? Your secret is safe with me.

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  46. What's going on kinkyb!th (the real one)? Where have you been?

    As far as CBT?

    He lives in Arkansas.

    No, I'm not joking, that's where he lives.

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  47. kinkyb!tch(the real one)August 30, 2009 at 11:41 PM

    leather and lace?
    did someone bite off of Britney's Lace and Leather song? I love that song!

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  48. that is a stevie nicks/don henley song.

    great song, actually.

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  49. rq is correct. stevie nicks is the best female vocalist ever. as in, ever.

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  50. kinkyb!tch(the real one)August 31, 2009 at 12:06 AM

    stevie nicks is cool.
    but lace and leather by britney is still my fave.
    oddly enough, a dude I was at the bar I spotted cbt at used to snort coke with stevie. he was talking about that story with some people, apparently she has (had?) a home here in az, and said she was a bitch when he snorted coke with her. bitch has a nice voice/good songs

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  51. kinkyb!tch(the real one)August 31, 2009 at 12:10 AM

    spurs, I swear it was him at that bar. did he come here to meet butcher mike or was he stalking me? im going with the latter.

    cbt-it was you. did you see me sitting at the bar playing with my phone? who was that weird guy you were next to? he told my friend i smelled good, and kept staring at me, creeper.

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  52. Stevie Nicks lives/lived next to The Phoenician.

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  53. she had a place in paradise valley but sold it and lives in los angeles.

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  54. Kinkyb!tch: That was me. The creeper that I was hanging out with was 8====D~~~~. We were on a mission to find the source of the mystical 3 wolf shirts. Actually, I think 8====D~~~~ was more interested in looking for Pimpin'. He kept talking about guys lips. I thought it was kinda odd.

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  55. CBT, I was at a titty bar and you left to go to BS West. Remember now?

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  56. and as a matter of fact YOU were the one talking about his lips. you called said something to the effect of 'mouth pussy'. thats about when you said, 'i'm tired of women. you reach around and dont have nuffin' to pull down yonder. imma get goin' to BS West.' then i said, 'Later....much later.'

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  57. wow

    I am so pissed right now

    Obama had the nerve to ride a bike wihtout a helmet

    I am beyond furious

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  58. CBT, so did the 'gals' at BS West like it when you pulled up in your hot pink mini cooper and your 3 wolves shirt? Did you get alot of man-gina?

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  59. why good evening spursonians. does everyone have a wolf shirt but me?
    -lamp

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  60. lamp
    do you not care about obamas safety!

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  61. my love. NO i dont. i didnt vote for that tool and if he falls off a bike and hits his head its his own damn fault. ps. on that note wear a helmet if u ride because i do care about you!
    -lamp

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  62. 8====D~~~~: Wow. I must've touched a nerve there. Are you secretly hot for Pimpin'? What is BS West?

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  63. ummmm...
    ummmmmm...
    ummmmmmmm...

    THAT SHIRT IS HIDEOUS !!!!

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  64. pam do u have nothing better to do than just comment about random shit on here? dont u have friends??

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  65. I happen to find Pam's silly posts endearing.

    Anon~ don't you have anything better to do than comment about random shit on here? I know I don't, obviously NONE of us do, otherwise we would be doing it.

    Spurs~ I forgot to send you that link for my daddy's new age mantra music... I will look for it now.

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  66. Cadillac Man (The Commenter Formerly Known As CBT)August 31, 2009 at 11:50 AM

    I reckon y'alls dont kna how ta party nah, i'ffin yas dont gotcher 3 kay-ote shirts...

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  67. Stevie is from Phoenix. She still has a place there and actually it is near Squaw Peak. Her family lives there as well.

    She's my favorite artist of all time. You cannot even begin to compare her to britney spears.

    she was a big coke freak.

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  68. CBT, I'm thinking you should have the wolves airbrushed on the doors of that clunker of yours.

    I need to get. blah too much shit to do today.

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  69. Elfie:

    Cool, thanks.

    I'd like to listen.

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  70. Giraffe:

    What do yo have planned for the day?

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  71. Name Jacker: At least learn to spell in Hillbilly.

    "Ah reckon y'uns don't know how tuh porty lessens y'uns got one u' themaire three ky-o-tee shirts" is the correct way.

    Now go fuck yourself.

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  72. Did you see what RQ (aka Giraffe) posted about me and you, Spurs?

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  73. Mine was good, I think she lost her thunder on yours though...

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  74. Stevie is from here (AZ). My favorite song by her is Edge of Seventeen. My father played with her post Fleetwood Mac in the 80's, as well as the Judds. Back then he went by another last name than what our name really is.

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  75. Cutenbored:

    Yeah, I saw them. Yours was pretty good, I have to say.

    Mine? I've seen Giraffe do better.

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  76. The Real CBT:

    Yeah, I liked the way you did your "hillbilly speak."

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  77. Elfie - I like Beautiful Child and Silver Springs by Stevie.

    Spurs: I've just got a mountain of paperwork to get through. blah. I'm thinking of just shredding it all and pretending it never existed.

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  78. Yeah I gave her props on mine, yours was weak...

    What are you up to today?

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  79. I think Stevie's collaboration with Tom Petty was epic, I'm also a big Tom Petty fan (obviously)

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  80. cutenbored:

    Well, not much. I had Time Warner come over today because my internet went out last night and it couldn't be repaired over the phone. So a technician came over this morning about 8:30, and he couldn't repair it. Swithched the wireless modem out 2 different times, still wouldn't work. So then another guy comes over and they dick around for awhile replacing cables and a splitter, and basically just wasting my time. And theirs. They were calling the company up as well. Finally about 3 hours later, it started working.

    So then I sat on my couch for about 30 minutes wondering whether I should actually come to work.

    But I did, and here I am.

    Hope you enjoyed the detail in my story.

    What are you up to today?

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  81. Let Pam be Pam.

    We don't tell CBT to stop being a hick bragging coke fiend pseudopedophile pain in the ass do we?

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  82. if you watch the Stop Dragging My Heart around video, the sound track doesn't even match up.

    "Insider" was a great song.

    Spurs, very privileged client information. I'll send you the pdf file to post.

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  83. spurs: your lucky your cable dude came out so quickly. usually they are three days out and they give you a four hour window. bastards.

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  84. it's my bird's birthday, i am leaving now to buy him new toys.

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  85. Cadillac Man (The Commenter Formerly Known As CBT)August 31, 2009 at 1:01 PM

    Y'all quit pokin fun nah, I reckon I did purnt nigh a key'o the white lady eerday when i usta...

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  86. Tranny, who cares about your bird, let alone what you are doing every second of every day?

    P.S.
    Drew and CBT are banging real women.

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  87. "We don't tell CBT to stop being a hick bragging coke fiend pseudopedophile pain in the ass do we?"

    That made me laugh Anonymous.

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  88. Giraffe:

    Yeah, they gave me a four hour window 8-12, but when it comes to scheduling, they are quick (next day), especially when there are problems.

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  89. I tried to email you spurs but it didnt go through? Weird. Do you still have a myspace?

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  90. I wish people were that quick in trying to fix my car... my friend works at the dealership and I don't let anyone else touch my car, he doesn't work today. Pretty sure it's really f'd up and I am not fixing it if that's the case. I'm going to go drive TSXs tonight, YAY for new cars.

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  91. Sadly, I do. But I just checked my e-mail, it went through (rhymed).

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  92. I love the details Spurs... Hope you aren't getting charged for that visit from your cable guy... They are all useless, and mine are 3 days out as well... It sucks when our cable box goes out because our TV is technically a monitor so we can't just hook up the cable line when the box implodes (happened 3x and counting)

    I am finishing up with some clients, works been slow... So, I'm basically free except it's going to be 103 again so I won't be doing too much...

    I watched a documentary on Tom Petty and apparently Stevie was so coked out and wanted to quit Fleetwood Mac so she told Tom she was going to be a Heartbreaker.... His response "...uhhh but there aren't any girls in the heartbreakers, so I guess you won't be." Thus, he wrote a couple songs for her to sing. Dragging my heart wasn't supposed to be a duet, it just sounded better with both of them.

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  93. Damn, I just wrote a book... Sorry, all :)

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  94. Elfie:

    Did you end up going swimming on Saturday? I know you werew waiting on a ride.

    As far as cars? Well, once a car starts breaking down, it's best to have the car "disappear" overnight, if you have full coverage insurance. I mean, you add up the repair bills, it's better just to let it go.

    My buddy in Houston had a 3000GT. Well, his dad told him if he ever fucked it up, he wouldn't have a car. So one time we were on our way to Louisiana to gamble, and he was hauling ass and lost control and hit a fence. Jacked the car up bad. So we gamble and on the way home we figure we should have a buddy of ours who's dad owns a shop "take" the car in the middle of the night. This guy's dad who owned the shop was crooked as hell. So we hang out at my apartement, and lo and behold, we come out to the parking lot a few hours later, and the car is gone. So now the phone call to the police was the shitty part, becaue we thought they might send an officer out.

    Nope. Just handled it over the phone.

    His dad thought something was tricky about the whole story, but he couldn't ever nail us.

    Little piece of my history for you there Elfie.

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  95. No cutenbored, I just wrote a book.

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  96. And no cutenbored, they don't charge for coming out.

    That would be crazy.

    What do you do?

    If you''ve stated before, I forgot.

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  97. Hi spurs. Sorry, I never got back to you on the last post. Francois and I have been busy.

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  98. Wow, a little inside info on Spurs, Nice!

    So this "little piece of history"... History as in years ago or History as in last week?

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  99. Lion,

    No problem.

    Glad to see you are delusional.

    Are you going to start commenting now as Scott Baio?

    You know, like Drew does as Pam Anderson?

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  100. Hey Dirtygirl!

    Glad to hear you are having fun with Francois! He said you will be traveling to St. Tropez, so don't forget you thong and leave the top at home.
    I am waiting for something in return, as that is the only reason I give.

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  101. No, I have no interest in Scott Baio and the thing drew does with pam anderson is just weird. I think Drew does it just so we all can get small reminders of how mentally fucked he can be sometimes.

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  102. Cutenbored:

    This was years ago.

    Like 97. Summer of 97 I believe.

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  103. Yeah Lion, I think you hit the nail on the head.

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  104. Bitchhog:

    That's what you get for playing "make believe."

    Are you going to play with Barbie and Ken later?

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  105. Sorry Bitchhog. I sent you some nice stilletto's. They should be arriving soon. Yesterday when I said I got searched by border patrol I actually was not being sarcastic. They made me pull to the sided and they went through my bags and had their little drug dog walk all through my car and truck. It was kind of fucked up. I didn't even get an explanation on why they did that.

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  106. Bitchhog,

    I think spurs is really unsure if Francois is real. He is trying to convince us he is in on the joke as you and I laugh behind the scenes of my made up boyfriend. But then again he still isn't sure. Francois may infact be real.

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  107. "I think spurs is really unsure if Francois is real. He is trying to convince us he is in on the joke as you and I laugh behind the scenes of my made up boyfriend. But then again he still isn't sure. Francois may infact be real."

    Yes, I'm also still not sure if Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter bunny are real or fake.

    Also, if you two fucksticks were ever laughing behind my back, there would be a big problem.

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  108. Just like Spurs and Drew, we laugh behind the scenes. I think he just wants some intel.

    Spurs, unlike you, I do not play with dolls anymore.
    Did you get those patches?

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  109. "Also, if you two fucksticks were ever laughing behind my back, there would be a big problem."

    I'm scared Spurs. What are you going to do? Threaten me using your caps lock button?

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  110. He wants to post Francois. He wants to see what his competition is since he still has an e-crush on me.

    I have to go work for 2 hours now. yuck!

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  111. Damn, I forgot the hog in that, sorry.

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  112. Lion:

    "I'm scared Spurs. What are you going to do? Threaten me using your caps lock button?"

    You make me sick.

    Also, "competition?"

    Please.

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  113. The caps lock button thing was funny! It's scared me in the past, Spurs! haha

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  114. hiddy ho everybody!

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  115. nuffin much. just laughing at the nonsense here. so did the power of the 3 wolf shirt melt away rq's wenis? inquiring minds wanna know.

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  116. 8=========D~~~:

    Maybe RQ will answer that for you.

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  117. where is s/he? feeding tuna to her dogs?

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  118. Busy with "very privileged client information."

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  119. probably showing her surgery scabs to one of her johns.

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  120. Wow, Spurs. You really are upset today. Did the Superman blow-up doll finally meet it's demise this morning? Or is it Francois that is getting to you?

    RQ, please defer the privileged client information and analyze what is under Spurs skin today.

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  121. 8=========D~~~:

    Now that is a realistic possibility.

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  122. Bitchhog:

    I'm not upset.

    "Or is it Francois that is getting to you?"

    Yeah, some make believe character is rattling me over here.

    "RQ, please defer the privileged client information and analyze what is under Spurs skin today."

    Yeah, please have her do that.

    That might get "under my skin."

    And that won't end well for your "e-buddy" (Lameville) bitchhog.

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  123. Wooooo hooo! The chicks are on RQs bandwagon today, WTF?

    Bitches4Trannies.com ???

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  124. Haahha I love these. I might need to visit your site more often Spurs fan, maybe come up with a username other than anonymous or the person that sent you the pix of jaden and her down syndrome bf lol.

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  125. "The chicks are on RQs bandwagon today, WTF?"

    They are just rallying around her. It's like a little gang.

    "I might need to visit your site more often Spurs fan"

    That would be cool.

    "maybe come up with a username other than anonymous"

    Even cooler.

    "the person that sent you the pix of jaden and her down syndrome bf lol."

    Yeah, that was great. Thanks again for those. It's sad she's not around, because I could have busted her and her boyfriend around for a long time.

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  126. "Yeah, some make believe character is rattling me over here."

    I do forget that this site is based on truth. If in any way I have compromised your investigative and journalist integrity....well, then so be it.

    I am beginning to think that DG and I had it all wrong and that maybe you are jealous I didn't send you someone like Francois.

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  127. "Let Pam be Pam.

    We don't tell CBT to stop being a hick bragging coke fiend psuedopedophile pain in the ass do we?"

    We also don't tell Pimpin' to stop being an insecure little gay half nigger boy that's so scared of Dirtygirl he won't comment under his own name do we?

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  128. "I do forget that this site is based on truth."

    Was that sarcasm? Because it is based on truth.

    " If in any way I have compromised your investigative and journalist integrity....

    I was expecting an apology, intead of this mean line:

    "well, then so be it."

    Not cool.

    "I am beginning to think that DG and I had it all wrong and that maybe you are jealous I didn't send you someone like Francois."

    It's like you typed that just to type something bitchhog.

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  129. 8====D~~~~: Apparently the 3 wolf shirt made you think that you're witty. It was wrong.

    You know what you call an Italian with a medal for heroism?

    A thief.

    What do you call an Italian genius?

    A myth.

    You know why Jesus wasn't born in Italy?

    God couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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  130. CBT:

    Was the "n" word really necessary?

    Though it did make your comment a little more ruthless, which I guess was the point.

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  131. Those were pretty good italian jokes, CBT.

    I don't think Wopness will really like them all that much if he sees them too.

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  132. Everyone is in a pissy mood today... I'll be back tomorrow, hopefully by then you have all have either masturbated or meditated.

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  133. Elfie I think i'll go with the masterbation can you send me your pic ?

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  134. I'm not in a pissy mood at all Streets.

    Oh yeah, I'll probably do both of your suggestions.

    Thanks.

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  135. MastUrbation Anon... and I'll send one to Spurs for your viewing pleasure. Although it may not have the intended effect.

    Spurs~ I meditate but not masturbate... 9 months and running of solubent-ness.

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  136. I think I will spew vile hatred toward an unsuspecting person (perhaps a creepy male?), then follow up with a nice cup of tea.

    Thanks, Elfie.

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  137. Why do all the guys misspell masturbation?

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  138. That sounds like a good idea BH... I might just do that too, either that or cuss out my life-long friend (again) for being such a disappointment.

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  139. BH~ they think that it has the word "master" in it because they like to believe that they are the boss. BUT we all know that women hold men's dicks in a mason jar and their balls in our purses.

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  140. Hahahaha.

    I definitely remember the white trash kids with rat tails rockin' this shirt back in middle school.

    Good stuff!

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  141. I think Elfie should elaborate on her masturbatory boycott. Any good reason? Does it make intercourse that much better? Or do you just feel dirty doin it?

    NOW this thread will get interesting.... unless CBT chimes in about jackin off to possum pics. Save us Elfie!

    --Curious

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  142. Yikes Elfie... Starting to scare me. I dont want my cack in a mason jar....


    CBT - I find it quite amusing that an inbred pathological liar who lived in arkansas makes jokes accusing italians of inferior intelligence

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  143. Will shall refrain from any further talk of Elfie and her "stuff"

    - thanks,

    The Angry Wop

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  144. Will shall? In English please?

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  145. Cadillac Man (The Commenter Formerly Known As CBT)August 31, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    I likes to strang me up some niggers and squeeze the monkey juice outta them there coon snakes

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  146. I asked her Wopo, not you. If she wants to refrain so be it. But I sure didn't ask you. She can speak for herself, unless as a macho Italian you don't "allow" that eh?

    --Curious

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  147. Hellooooooo Tatazz! CBT, just in case you have forgotten that if it wasnt for the great Roman Empire society would not be were it is today. Please name 10 things that inbred rednecks have invented that have proven to be of use to the general populous. Hell, the Romans had indorr plumbing over 2000 years ago, nobody in your state has it over 2000 years later!

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  148. Hey I wanna know about Elfie and her comment too. She brought it up. Let's go there. LMAO

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  149. Drew quit posting under other names

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  150. oh CBT, you cant say the DNA research started in arkansas because fucking your mom isnt considered scientific research.

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  151. I reckon Imo haff ta get ta gettin at ch'all niggers after I hoot a halffa key a dat thurr coh-caine, I reckkin....

    yeeeee'hawwww

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  152. Masturbatory boycott? Haha I like that. It's just sex in general, the less you think about it the less likely you are to do it. Sex clouds the mind and I am clearing my head. that's all.

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  153. Quittin all y'all name jackin summamitches

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  154. Why is WTD havin a fit? Is Elfie not allowed to post what she wants?

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  155. I’d rather jump barefoot off a 6-foot step ladder into a 5 gallon bucket full of porcupines than go one day without tuggin on m'ladys lil unit thangy, I tell you whut

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  156. Rob quit being a fag, I was joking around and then all the little virgin pervos got mad at me, because they thought I might ruin their "dates" with jagoff fodder for the afternoon

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  157. I have Wop's cack in a mason jar in my pantry and his balls are in the zip-up pocket of my lovely purple and gold handbag, of course I can post whatever I want.

    I still love you my Wopness!

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  158. Yeah, ive been meaning to ask if I could get those back...

    LOL

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  159. Sure, I'll let you use them for the day Wop, just make sure you put them back where you got them when you are finished.

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  160. I think CBT should follow Elfie's lead on a masturbation diet, and cut it back to 9 times a day.

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  161. The point I'm trying to make here is that calling me a hillbilly is every bit as racist as me calling Pimpin' a nigger. 8====D~~~~ claimed to be Italian so I fired back at him. No offense was intended to you, because, even when you blast me, you do so without resorting to the tactics of cowardice and stupidity, and generally even make me laugh. Anonymous Pimpin' or whoever is name jacking is on the level of a 13 year old boy on the playground who lacks the wit or intelligence to compete with the smarter kids so he resorts to wedgies.

    Anonymous: When you're 51 you'll wish you could get it up nine times a day.

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  162. CBT:

    I hear you man. Yeah, the thing about the name jacker is they make it obvious it's a name jacker. I might put an end to if it gets out of hand.

    At least no one has jacked your name and put out an APB for lost gerbils you want to put in your ass. Then go through the trouble of writing their colors.

    That was still my personal favorite name jack.

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  163. Spurs,
    Did you ever find your gerbils?

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  164. No bitchhog, I didn't.

    What a smart ass.

    That was pretty good.

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  165. Name jacking is funny. CBT this is a blog. And you're just a commenter on said blog. Nobody cares. Get over yourself. Why is this a big deal? It's a blog. You aren't gonna get any blog commenter pussy anyhow so stick with your local youngins and don't worry your britches about blog name jackers.

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  166. aawww shit! CBT doesnt respect my commenting ability? thats it! i quit this site! Tatazz, you better not talk to any of the guys on here or else i will cut your tits off! and on that note; goodbye, take care and be well.

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  167. I am upset that I missed the comments on the Cutenbored post!

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  168. Rob M: The name jacking is pussy shit. It's the reverse racism that pisses me off most.

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  169. CBT:

    Yeah, someone did. Those was a long time ago, a little after I discovered the site.

    It didn't take me long at all to get name jacked over there.

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  170. Hey Spurs, you get the email of the post Drew took down? I don't understand why he would do that.

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  171. I'll resend it. I don't think you have the balls to post it though

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  172. hello hello and goodnight...

    nighty night nighty nighty nmighty

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  173. CBT, I thought you took that post down on your own volition. I thought it was totally inappropriate and over the line to show a picture of a black man eating a watermelon and then saying that MP is having a party.

    I do not believe Spurs would ever post that, as it is in such poor taste. I cannot believe you would even ask him to do so.

    Calling someone fat, ugly, tranny...that is all open to interpretation and a matter of opinion. But ragging on someone for their skin color, well that is clearly communicated racism.

    How is it different than if I posted a picture of jew next to an oven and announced he is having a BBQ?

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