Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Hmmmmmmmmmm........................



.......I bet Rocket Queen has a bigger snake than that guy does.
Posted by SPURS FAN at 12:15 AM
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70 comments:

  1. PamelaAugust 5, 2009 at 12:58 AM

    I bet as well - spurs my baby we finaly agree. wanna be friends ?

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  2. TeXaSAugust 5, 2009 at 8:40 AM

    "I GOT A SNAKE MAN!"-RQ :)

    I'm sure you've heard this, if you havent look it up on youtube....I think its called "The Buffoon"


    Performed by adam sandler and conan o brien :

    And now a buffoons meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college.

    Dean: well michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in matriculating here in the fall.

    Buffoon: I got a snake, man!

    Dean: yes, pets are welcome here on campus. be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile.

    Buffoon: one time I fed it some beer man! it was slithering this way and that! it was all fucked up!

    Dean: Im sure it was. well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students and pets here on campus.

    Buffoon: fuckin shit!

    Dean: yes, thats a not uncommon reaction to this policy. so tell me a little bit more about your background.

    Buffoon: my fathers a fucking asshole, man!

    Dean: hmm, I see. your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son.

    Buffoon: my mothers a piece of shit too!

    Dean: well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to learn.

    Buffoon: my teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! she had her head way up her ass!

    Dean: well the quality of the faculty at a university such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school.

    Buffoon: your secretarys a real fat bitch, man!

    Dean: yes, shes tried many diets over the years with minimal success.

    Buffoon: I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!

    Dean: uh huh, well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a pleasurable experience. so have you given any thought to your choice of major?

    Buffoon: Ive got a big fucking boner right now.

    Dean: I see. well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of nervous tension. I do not take offense.

    Buffoon: one time I ate my neighbors shit!

    Dean: thats understandable. well, I enjoyed meeting you. well be sending you our decision by the end of the month.

    Buffoon: I bet you got really hairy balls.

    Dean: yes, its a veritable forest down there. bye bye.

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  3. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 10:34 AM

    Would you like to touch my snake, Spurs Fan?

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  4. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    *MTQ*:

    I'm going to check that out.

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  5. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 11:03 AM

    RQ:

    That's funny. I figured the ratio to you insulting me to me insulting you was a little off, so I just wanted to take a playful shot at you with this pic, being it's "Pet Week" over where you are at.

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  6. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    can i put up your greyhound?

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  7. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    Of course.

    You aren't going to photoshop a car hitting her, are you?

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  8. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    GOOD GOD NO...MAYBE YOU, BUT NOT THE DOG, SPURS FAN. NEVER THE DOG.

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  9. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    Yeah?

    Well as long as you value a pet's life more than a human's, go ahead.

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  10. PamcakesAugust 5, 2009 at 12:21 PM

    whats up vanilla faces

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  11. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    Is that Pucker?

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  12. WTDAugust 5, 2009 at 12:33 PM

    looks like the cover of a porn

    "Snakes on a mutha fuckin tranny"

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  13. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 1:45 PM

    wopness you are a dead man.

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  14. Francis BegbieAugust 5, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    Hey spurs,
    Looks like Matt Pinfield's boobs are digesting something in this pic instead of the snake........

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  15. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    Francis:

    Hilarious. Good call on that one.

    He really does look like Pinfield. I had forgotten about that guy. Well done.

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  16. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    spurs, i am retiring from my online career. i thought you should be the first to know.

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  17. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    Yeah, I saw the fighting going on.

    I appreciate you leaving a comment letting me know, but I think you'll be back.

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  18. WTDAugust 5, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    She is upset about her alternative lifestyle being exposed.


    poor transgender.

    She also forgot her medication today, so she might get thrown back into the mental hospital

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  19. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    most medication that is related to psychiatric use has a half life of three-four days. So, essentially, if i forgot to take it TODAY, there would be no ill effect on me.

    is it rewarding holding that sign all day? but be very fulfilling your wife must be proud?

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  20. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 5:22 PM

    thank you spurs. I appreciate that you appreciate that I left you a comment stating my intentions.

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  21. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 5:27 PM

    i'm smart, huh, spurs fan?

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  22. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    Yeah, I always thought you were smart though.

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  23. Big DrewAugust 5, 2009 at 6:35 PM

    Spurs Fan Loves big Pythons

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  24. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 6:39 PM

    Good one Drew.

    You really do suck at this.

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  25. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 7:44 PM

    are you hiring?

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  26. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 7:48 PM

    What would you like to do?

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  27. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 7:53 PM

    nail people to the wall.

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  28. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 7:54 PM

    and not be forced to play nice and build these little online groups of people like we work in some office complex where we are forced to fucking say "good morning, i like your dress" to one another.

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  29. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 7:57 PM

    "nail people to the wall."

    Like who?

    "and not be forced to play nice and build these little online groups of people like we work in some office complex where we are forced to fucking say "good morning, i like your dress" to one another."

    Yeah, I was going to name you guys the "Get Along Gang", but sadly, I had already given that title to RR's crews.

    Have to throw this in:

    Wait until you see these pics of Pam she sent me. I didn't want to post too much of her, so I haven't posted them yet, but ah, I don't even know how to describe these. It will be good.

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  30. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 7:58 PM

    RR's *crew*

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  31. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 8:05 PM

    I'm a defector at this point. I'm a Rocket Man without a country.

    In terms of nailing people to the wall - anyone whose life path can benefit from a stern admonishment.

    I just want a little controversy and some mental stimulation. I shall await these new photos of Pam and say my piece without fear of reprisal from the Get Along Gang.

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  32. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 8:10 PM

    All right. Fair enough. I will post them tonight.

    Also, I believe Hollywood is bringing in some new meat.

    Awesome.

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  33. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 8:11 PM

    yes, that is going to be divine. Fresh meat on the grill is always a tasty treat!

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  34. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 8:18 PM

    Yes it is.

    I'm also thinking of ways to change things up.

    I'd like to crack bigger fish, you know what I mean? Cracking innocents (like Drew's friend H.I.) is quite easy and fun, but still, there's people out there that deserve to be called out.

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  35. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 8:25 PM

    Let's trick pam into sending in a pic of her sugar daddy that she is currently shacking up with in Miami. He should be good for a few snickers.

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  36. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 8:28 PM

    Ok, but she might not do that if you come cracking down on her too hard.

    But yes, without a doubt, it would provide some entertainment. When she's posted, we'll see how things can be lead into on the comment section.

    It might work.

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  37. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 8:35 PM

    ko <----that is secret code for "ok"

    you catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

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  38. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 10:20 PM

    True.

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  39. WTDAugust 5, 2009 at 11:10 PM

    this bitch lost her pre-op fucking mind...
    Her life is so miserable, she HAS to fight online to feel better about the fact she was born the wrong sex, and nobody likes her not even her stupid fuckin parakeet... what a pathetic waste of dna....

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  40. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 11:19 PM

    why on earth would you pick on a parakeet? My life is not miserable at all, I actually have a pretty charmed life. My DNA is actually very pure, not watered down likes yours, Pablo Escobar.

    off you go. shoo shoo...stop bothering the Queen.

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  41. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 11:19 PM

    You are a hell of a lot funnier when you are pissed off and not pussy footing it over in Animal Planet.

    The both of you are, actually.

    I love how you dropped her parakeet straight in the grease on your insult.

    As if that little bird has rubbed you the wrong way at some point.

    That's funny stuff Wopness.

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  42. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    RQ:

    The pics will be up soon. I think you'll enjoy them. Pam even insulted me decently on it.

    I rhymed on that last line, but I just didn't put the (rhyme). Felt the need to throw that in.

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  43. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 11:27 PM

    Oh goodie! I shall make a cup of tea. One for me, and one to pour onto Pablo's crotch!

    ps. sometimes your rhymes don't rhyme at all. I think you just put that in there to screw with us.

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  44. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 11:31 PM

    Well, don't get your hopes up just to get them shot down, but yeah, I think you'll even like her insult. I hand it to her, it was good. I'll post the pics right at 10:00 your time.

    P.S. I do rhyme. You just aren't paying attention (that's sarcasm Giraffe, calm down).

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  45. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 11:32 PM

    k...i'll go and dole out all my medications, that takes about half an hour.

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  46. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 11:34 PM

    Well, that's less time than I thought it would take.

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  47. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 11:45 PM

    "I think ours are some of the best the dirty has ever had"

    Give me a fucking break Lion.

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  48. WTDAugust 5, 2009 at 11:48 PM

    Mine and spurs were pretty good back in the day...


    Hey spurs, how much of mine and rq's did you catch before all the posts were removed?

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  49. SPURS FANAugust 5, 2009 at 11:51 PM

    Pretty much all of it.

    Well, I did miss some of the things that RQ deleted, but before that, I saw all the insults. I could tell she was insulting *Miss Texas*. But I read all of yours. It was good stuff.

    Also, you are right. We did have some battles.

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  50. WTDAugust 5, 2009 at 11:53 PM

    so spurs... in your opinion.. who is the victor?

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  51. Rocket QueenAugust 5, 2009 at 11:54 PM

    don't worry if Spurs caught your insults, Wop. You're not terribly original, so I'm sure everyone will be subjected to the reruns.

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  52. WTDAugust 5, 2009 at 11:56 PM

    Rq - you smell like ball sweat

    BTW - if you think for one second that making up the fact that I am some construction worker is "original" you are stupider than first suspected

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  53. DirtygirlAugust 6, 2009 at 12:04 AM

    Wop,

    You came along much later to qualify for the best dirty feuds of all time. Anything you said to spurs was already said by everyone else.

    I missed everything today. Nobody should delete posts. It's like erasing history and that has to be illegal.

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  54. WTDAugust 6, 2009 at 12:05 AM

    DG - not true at all... I've been a dirty commenter for just about a year... and even made a few of his video diatribes for my originality in ripping him... just sayin

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  55. SPURS FANAugust 6, 2009 at 12:08 AM

    Wopness:

    True on that. But I did give DG a "shout out" (LAME) on two that I did (since erased, thankfully).


    Lion,

    You did miss a lot.

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  56. DirtygirlAugust 6, 2009 at 12:15 AM

    Wop,

    I'm cooler than you because I've been a commenter for 2 years now. Come to think of it, I will add that to my resume now.

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  57. WTDAugust 6, 2009 at 12:18 AM

    Spurs - word, not comparing DG and I, just stating I am not a noob


    DG - I am not worthy

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  58. Rocket QueenAugust 6, 2009 at 9:15 AM

    Wop, the construction worker was being generous, it was a promotion. You look more like the workers in the home (homo) depot parking lot.

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  59. WopnessThaDonAugust 6, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    RQ- is that your idea of "original" and "witty"? Talk about stupid and boring...

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  60. BitchhogAugust 6, 2009 at 1:45 PM

    Wop, you are beginning to sound like MP. Redundant. (tranny, man, adams apple...all on repeat). I think it is because you are trying to woo RQ, because in reality, you are a homo. Now go shave your shoulders and back, put on those tight, animal-print pants and submit a real pic.

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  61. SPURS FANAugust 6, 2009 at 1:48 PM

    Pretty good bitchhog.

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  62. DirtygirlAugust 6, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    lol...I just had a visual of wop in tight animal print pants.

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  63. WopnessThaDonAugust 6, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    You like what you visualized DG? LOL

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  64. CHEFAugust 6, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    ...
    @ DG
    "If pissing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis"...
    I was one of Nickelodean's 1st post in April/May 2006...

    @ Miss TQ
    Nice Adam reference... It takes me back to the shampoo bottle days...
    But in the spirit of Adam's songs...
    The bigger question is if RQ is the protagonist in the "Lunch Lady Land" song...
    "Navy beans, Navy beans..."


    - chef -
    -crimking-

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  65. SPURS FANAugust 6, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    Nice CHEF, thanks for chiming in.

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  66. Giggity GiggityAugust 6, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    how can a tranny with no employment at all make fun of construction workers and carpet layers ?

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  67. WopnessThaDonAugust 6, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    GG:

    She hates them because they are men, and (s)he is trying her best to not be a man any longer

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  68. WTDAugust 6, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKIN TRAN

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  69. Rocket QueenAugust 6, 2009 at 7:47 PM

    navy beans navy beans? oh, and I'm the crazy one. well, ok.

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  70. CHEFAugust 7, 2009 at 1:44 AM

    ..."Navy beans, navy bean, ... Meatloaf sandwich..."


    part of the "Lunch Lady Land" song...



    - chef -
    -crimking-

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