Kindergarten

Hey spurs - fan of the site after you put up that stuff on "Hooman" Anyways, I hope you post this - I noticed you were featuring the dirty staff, but now it seems there are only a couple left due to the fact thedirty.com is being shut down. Anyways, it seems you are bashing the "dirtycelebs" which it is about time, they are all idiots for agreeing to do it.

It seems it should be Nickel’s time to step up to the thorn of lies she has set. After confirming with her ex douche club boyfriend Steven, she is and always will be a complete sociopath - and when I said club and douche- I was being sarcastic, not only has her "EX" been out of the "Club Scene" for almost two months now - odd right after Nik visited Seattle- but he said he was never a boyfriend he was a babysitter. He let me in on a few secrets and I would love to expose those to make him look better, and stick a nail into the lying oompa loompa herself.

It started with her initial lie going to Vegas, not adding up to girls such as leper and saying she was going home for her sick brother. I checked her myspace, not only is Nickels brother bi but the day he was in the hospital he made an update that work was great that very same day. Maybe he works in a hospital?

When thedirty visited Seattle, Nickel was with Steven. He was later posted as being her body guard and she claimed him to be so protective. It turns out Nickel lied and snuck out. She said she was with friends and went to dinner with, yes you guessed it, Nik and Merlin. Gang bang?

She went to Vegas a month later this time with Steven - ironically same time the dirty had - and sources confirm merlin bragged that Steven soon as he fell asleep she called merlin repeatedly. According to Merlin, they didn't meet up, but considering he lied about the first time in Seattle, I am assuming when she was wondering if she was pregnant she was worried it was Merlin’s little fairy growing in her. Turns out she wasn’t pregnant, but she is looking a bit larger though - if her forehead counts.

When Nickel was dumped by Steven, she claimed her heart was broken and he was the best person alive - only to post herself saying she was now single and wanted to find a rich man to bang. Steven has had to block his # several times and receives up to fifteen calls a day from other phones she might be around. Merlin still will not get his cock off the thought of her, she claimed he has been the biggest help out of them all. Does merlin's fuck buddy know about this?

Nickel the ugly pickle if you can lie to Steven and get caught going out while your with jose and others then perhaps you should lie to yourself and convince that other little small voice that jumping off the bridge is okay, and if Chris Crocker were here I would pay him a million dollars to scream: “Leave Steven Alone!” He is mine now!

Toodles you bitch!


SPURS FAN SAYS: A few things here:

I don't care, but I'll post it because you (whoever you are) took the time to send it, perhaps you three can talk about this at recess, it's not "anyways" it's ANYWAY, I don't "bash on celebs" other than Pam, I thought Nickel (Bankruptcy) was a virgin, loved how you dropped her brother straight in the grease with the "bi" throw in, if (|)Merlin(|) has a fuck buddy it's a man, and when you threw in "Chris Crocker" I really didn't have a clue who that shit bag was, but I googled it, laughed at the puss, and came to the conclusion that maybe all of four of you should get together and "jump off a bridge."

But thanks for the e-mail.