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From: Aria***** Bli**
Date: Sat, Aug 15, 2009 at 9:26 PM
Subject: would you?
To: nik@nikrichie.com
hey nik, i saw this girl at a party and just wanted to see if you would?
SPURS FAN says: Well AB, you asked the wrong person that question. Because of course he would say yes. Then figure out how he ever pulled a chick like that in the first place without using some sort of magic or chicanery.
You should ask her that question about Nik. But I know the answer already:
"FUCK NO, and I don't know why I ever did. Thanks. Leave me alone."
Why would that women hook up with Nik? She's hot.
ReplyDeleteHe probably hypnotized her or something like that.
ReplyDeleteSomething underhanded, basically.
i, would not.
ReplyDeleteWhat, "do her?"
ReplyDeleteWhy wouldn't you?
You know, I was about to hit "post comment", then I realized why wouldn't.
Hey, I don't understand what I have to do to use my comment name... I'm so not computer savvy. Anyways, I followed the dirty for about a year and in the past 2 months, it seems to have imploded! I thought for sure it was due to FooMan's ever inflating ego and his obvious detachment from reality (thinking he's a somebody when he is a step below a nobody). But, if this is his wife and she is bailing (what took her so long?), I'm thinking this could be the main (not the only mind you) reason his site is pathetic now... What say you Spurs Fan? Do you think she finally figured out that he was doing that dimwit blond assistant? Never before had I seen a more obvious inter-office hook-up, they are both idiots!!
ReplyDeleteWell, on the tab "comment as", you can pick "name", and it will let you type whatever name you want. Or you can sign up for a google account, and have your name in blue with the little "B" sign.
ReplyDelete"I thought for sure it was due to FooMan's ever inflating and his obvious detachment from reality (thinking he's a somebody when he is a step below a nobody)."
That's funny.
"Do you think she finally figured out that he was doing that dimwit blond assistant? Never before had I seen a more obvious inter-office hook-up, they are both idiots!!"
You might have nailed it on that one. You should check out the "jaden and nik play dress up" (on the labels to the right). She was looking at him like she was infatuated (I'm almost passed out just now) with him.
Thanks for checking out the site. And taking time to leave a comment.
Thanks for the info, I was thrown by the URL but I just skipped it... Anyways I've found a new indulgence because the dirty is stupid now, so I'll be back... Good Work Spurs Fan, this is some funny sh*t! (<--do we have to do that here???)
ReplyDeleteHey, what's up!
ReplyDeleteThanks for coming over, and no problem for the info.
As far as censoring yourself? Bitch please (sorry, couldn't help myself. As I was typing, that just came out).
Really cutenbored, it's cool you came over.
I remember a personal comment you made on a post one time, you'll always be cool in my book.
i'm so tired of people calling me a tranny.
ReplyDeleteGiraffe:
ReplyDeleteWhere did you get called a tranny again?
Hey Spurs are you deleting comments or did I fuck up already... Nevermind, I fucked up. Loved the "Bitch please"! Cute and Funny! FYI: When you start doing club promotions and charging $10 appearance fees because your site is blowing up, I'm outta here.... (LOL, that was funny! Right?)
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, I wouldn't delete the comments.
ReplyDeleteAlso, no need to worry about "appearance fees" (yes that was funny).
I'd be lucky to fetch 10 cents.
Ok how do I do this google account deal?
ReplyDeleteHi Spurs. How are you today? I see you are still trying to kill the mother roach (nik).
ReplyDeleteyeah what up, man? we count on your to be hardhitting.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe spurs hasn't responded to my comment yet. Does he now have a complex because we told him he spends too much time on the internet?
ReplyDeletechances are he is perched at the computer right now, but is trying to pace himself so it appears he has a life.
ReplyDeleteI am calling the San antonio police department and asking them to do a courtesy check on his residence.
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDeleteI'm fine.
How are you?
It doesn't take me long to respond to your weak dick comments, don't flatter yourself, I was out running errands. Yes, I do have a bit of a life. Not much of one, but I do.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteHey, I hear you. I understand.
Not much I can say, except I got another request to take it down. Look bud, I know the requests aren't bullshit, so I took it down.
Giraffe:
ReplyDeleteI appreciate it, but I don't care to have the cops come over to my place.
Just a policy of mine.
Rocket Tranny,
ReplyDeleteYou are kind of funny today.
M'lady if you were to send the cops to Spurs Grandma's basement,ie his place, he'd be forced to flush his stash and weed ain't that cheap anymore.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you were out? It ain't dark yet.
ReplyDeleteBtw, I typed out the story of the best car business prank I ever pulled on the leper post and you fucking site ate it. I do it again later.
Pretty good CBT.
ReplyDeleteBut it's my mom's basement.
"weed ain't that cheap"
Depends.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteAre you sure it "ate it?"
If so, that sucks. Sorry about that.
Was it better than you "firing greenpeas?"
That was funny.
God CBT is on here now.
ReplyDeleteThis site is ruined...
Ok Spurs just for you:
ReplyDeleteOne afternoon I was bored so I called the Ford store across the freeway from the Toyota store I was selling at and asked for a salesman. When the guy picked up, I said, "Look man, I'm an attorney and I don't have time for any bullshit. Do you have a black XLT Expedition on your lot?" He said he did, so we talked about it for a minute. He asked my name and I gave him the name of a guy who owned the sawmill up the road from my folks place. It's a fairly common name, so while I bullshitted with the salesman I looked for the name in the Little Rock phone book and found it. After a bit I said, "I'm going into a meeting in 10 minutes. After the meeting, I'm headed home. At 5:30 I'm gonna be sitting in my easy chair with a drink in my hand, you call me with the best price your manager will take for that Expedition. If I like the price, I'll be in at 10 tomorrow morning to do the deal". I gave him the number out of the phone book and hung up. For the next two and a half years I did that same thing once or twice a week to different salespeople all over Pulaski County, always asking about a black SUV, using the same name and number. In 2001 I was running the BDC at that same Toyota store and was telling that story to the salespeople in there doing their BDC time. One the salespeople, a woman named Libby that I'd known for years, who'd just come to work for us after leaving the other Toyota store in town said, "Oh my God, I called that guy! He went apeshit. He said one of his so called goddamn friends from church was calling all over town using his name and having salespeople call him with prices on SUVs and that he wasn't going to by a goddamn SUV and if I ever called back he'd have me arrested and sue the goddamn dealership I worked for. I think he was at least 80."Unti then, I never realized I wasn't really pranking the salespeople, I was pranking the guy whose name I picked out of the phone book.
God Anonymous is on here. The collective IQ of the commenters just dropped 275 points.
ReplyDeleteGod, CBT, I'd hate to be the one on the other end of the phone when you're ordering a pizza.
ReplyDelete"hello, I would like a pepperoni pizza. You know where pepperoni comes from...it's a meat derivative of pork and secret spices, i like my food spicy, my mom used to make..."
CLICK
"Hello?"
When I was in my third year of college I called a local pizza joint to have a pizza delivered and half way through the order the girl taking it said, "Roy, how have you been?" I was stoned as a goat and hadn't recognized her voice. It was the girl, now a freshman that I'd been playing "Night Moves" with the summer after I graduated high school. That was a real "Special Delivery" later that night when she got off work.
ReplyDeleteM'lady, I am not vebose. Anonymous, look up verbose. I know you have no clue what it means.
ReplyDeleteGoddamn, I can't type or spell tonight.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteYou think?
That's hilarious. We used to prank dealerships as well.
A buddy of mine was a master. He could do all sorts of voices. Especially an old redneck.
He called up a dealership asking about a van, and you could tell it was some newbie salesman. So my buddy paints up a story about losing his legs in Vietnam (no shit dude, he went on and on about it), and he needed something to accommodate him. So this newbie doesn't know what to do. He puts him on hold for a couple of minutes, and he finally comes back.
He says, "Sir, we can help you out. We can outfit a van for you being you don' have the use of your legs." (that's not verbatim, but it was something along those lines).
So my buddy FLIPS. He was like, "Son, I told you I don't have any legs, not that I can't use them!"
The newbie on the other end was just fumbling around at that point, but we couldn't keep from laughing, so my buddy had to hang up.
I had a greenpea from the Dodge store on South University Avenue ask his manager if they took food stamps for a down payment. I told him,' Lookee herah man, I gots 7600 dollars worf of food stamps and I ain' takin' a mutha fuckin' dime less than 3850 fer 'em." the kid asked me where I got 7600 in food stamps and I said, "I been savin'!" So he goes and asks his boss if they'd take food stamps for a downstroke and the kid comes back and says, "My boss says we can work that out, when can you come in?"
ReplyDeleteYou used to get stoned, huh CBT?
ReplyDeleteThat's rich.
ReplyDeleteAn uneducated 60 year old hillbilly predator that sells cars and drives a 100 year old Jeep is talking about education and IQ points.
Go back to the bar and keep drinking Jager or whatever you piss poor alcoholics do.
Has anyone seen Big Drew? He seems so busy that he has not returned my calls or text messages. How can I compete with the likes of Rocket Queen, Dirtygirl, Elfie, Bitchhog and the list goes on........ Please girls, stay away!
ReplyDeleteSpurs, do you grow your weed in your mom's basement too?
ReplyDeleteI told him I was over to my auntie's house down in College Station (the deepest, darkest part of Little Rock's 'hood) and that I'd be in in about a half hour. Fifteen minutes later I called the kid and said. "Lookee herah, man my batt'ry be daid. Auntie, she ain' got no jumper cables can you come down herah an' jump my carah off?' I had the dumbass green pea headed to the 'hood, in the dark to jump off a car. One of my black buddies said, "Man, u gonna get that boy kilt", so I called the kid up and let him know he'd been fucked with.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty good. But here are the biggest dipshits ever:
ReplyDeleteWe used to have "mail outs." You know, it would have like a "check" for $25,000. Basically stating that they could be approved up to that amount. It was for the second and third chance finance roaches. Just bait for them.
Well, this guy Elton who worked there had a guy come in, and wanted to buy a Rodeo. So Elton gets stroked along with a "walk around" and a test drive, then gets back to the dealership. Well, the guy is "ready" to buy. So we comes out with the PCP (you know, negotiating shit), and when Elton is asking about money down and payments, the guy is like, "I will buy it outright."
Then he pushes the check forward to Elton to "cover the cost."
I can't tell you how much we all laughed the rest of the day.
I was having a conversation with a serious weed smoker the other day just like you. I remember in high school going to a party and people were smoking weed laced with coke. She said she has heard of that before. I asked her if that was the same as smoking crack since coke is crack when smoked. She said no. I disagree. What do you think spurs?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, what do you mean used to? I didn't miss a day between 1974 and 1981 and again between 1984 and 2005. I still do a couple of times a month. The only time I didn't smoke was when I was in the Army.
ReplyDelete1980 not 1981
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteNo, it's different. Your friend was right.
Down here, that's known as a "Primo" (pronounced "preemo"....weed laced with coke).
Crack is cocaine sure, but to get crack, you have to do some things to the cocaine to crack.
When I was out on the road doing the event sale deal we mailed out some of those bogus checks for $1000 in "down payment assistance" and one of the local banks in Ottumwa, Iowa cashed a half dozen or so of them.
ReplyDeletePam (Drew):
ReplyDeleteYou need to go see someone to talk to. Maybe they can put you on meds or something.
To make crack you mix powder with baking soda in a tablespoon of water and cook it with a lighter until the water evaporates. Or so I've heard.
ReplyDeleteto *get to the "crack"*
ReplyDeleteYes CBT, that's it. I was going to say that, but I figured DG would jump me.
ReplyDeleteYou also need brillow.
You can get by without the brillo. I can say I've never smoked any, but it's amazing the things you learn hanging out behind the dealership, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteBetween 1994 and 1998, I never went to work without an 8ball in my pocket, none of us did. The corner of the sink in the men's room upstairs looked like someone had hacked at it with a machete.
ReplyDeleteIn July of 1996 12 of us sold 268 new Toyotas. One of our customers asked her salesperson, "Does everyone that works here have a cold?"
After the store got bought out by Asbury one of the coeporate guys asked me how we did that. I told him to go upstairs and take a lokk at the corner of the sink.
Yep.
ReplyDeleteYou know something weird as well? The same guy who made all the prank calls still is in the business. About two months ago I talked to him, and he just got a hold of some HGH.
Humantropin, to be exact. I was like, "Where did you score that?"
He basically said, "Yeah, I got it shipped to me in a shoebox. They sucked it out of some cadaver, and it ended up on my doorstep. $400 for a month supply."
That's an unbelievable price, CBT, and it was legit shit.
I said, "Aren't you worried about getting caught?"
You would have thought I spit in his face when I asked him that, like there is no one in the world smart enough to bust him. It was great.
"In July of 1996 12 of us sold 268 new Toyotas. One of our customers asked her salesperson, "Does everyone that works here have a cold?"
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious.
I know exactly what you mean.
The management at our dealership pretty much thought the same.
ReplyDeleteHere's a good one. A few of us had gambling vices.
So one Saturday a few of us were on the side of our building shooting craps (man I used to talk a lot of shit then). We used to go to the back, but that day we were like, "Fuck it."
So some people are on the lot, and I guess we just didn't pay any attention to them. We may as well have been blind. Well, one couple gets pissed when they see us, and go rat us out to the GM (he happened to be there that day).
Needless to say, he was pissed.
We had a laugh about that as well.
Ok...what about xtc? Is that meth, crack, and acid mixed together? I know it has meth or some long word similar to that in it, but I'm not sure about the rest.
ReplyDeleteSpurs
ReplyDeleteIf u can say who made/asked u to take down the picture?
DG:
ReplyDeleteNo, it isn't all that stuff mixed together. That would be known as "something to OD on."
Ecstasy is known as MDMA (technical term).
Q:
ReplyDeleteFrom someone who knows the situation and requested the pic down. I didn't "hardass" the whole deal, I just went ahead and took it down. I don't know who "exactly", but yeah, someone who seemed very aware of the situation.
Her picture is still up a few posts down.
ReplyDelete(man I used to talk a lot of shit then).
ReplyDeleteSpurs, That's some funny shit right there, used to?
The owner of the Toyota store would hold either poker or crap games every night around 7 in Detail.
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDeleteTrue. I was asked to take down the info on that one, and the pic on this one.
But I didn't erase the pic on the post below because I wasn't asked to.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteThanks.
dirty girl, are you going to be a pharmacist?
ReplyDeleteYes. Just trying to earn some extra money. Would you like some drugs rq? I will give you a 10% discount since you are my e-friend.
ReplyDeleteCowboy Fish braggin about his coke use? Class act, you old fart.
ReplyDeleteLion, the last thing Giraffe needs is more meds. Actually, maybe she does. Well, different ones at least.
ReplyDeleteThe current prescriptions aren't working.
Can someone help? I need a pill to make my greg smaller not bigger!
ReplyDeleteAnd apparently food as well, Fat Boy.
ReplyDeleteGo dance somewhere.
Also, you "love":
ReplyDeleteSending pics of your junk to chicks.
I forget about that. Only because it's sick.
Yes....it is true Drew does send pics like this. I am one of the victims.
ReplyDeleteWell that's lovely.
ReplyDeleteI could send you the pic for your viewing pleasure if you want.
ReplyDeleteThat's disgusting Lion.
ReplyDeleteDirty Girl, that is a very admirable profession. Especially since you are trying to save on student loans and learning via the internet. I'm sure you will pass that savings on to the consumers.
ReplyDeleteI will be your guinea pig.
Well, aren't you guys just the best of friends.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I am offering her discounted drugs and you a special picture of Drew. I appreciate all my e-friends.
ReplyDeleteThat's not much appreciation.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you mail me some anthrax?
I am sending Drew's photo to MP.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Pucker? Is she still being held hostage by the old guy?
ReplyDeleteBitchhog:
ReplyDeleteYou just won't stop trying to bust up MP will you?
Lion:
ReplyDeleteThat's a good question.
That's ok Bitchhog. I already sold it to MP. It's now his wallpaper on his phone and his computer. He thanks me all the time for selling it to him for only $500.
ReplyDeleteIf Drew was a true business man, he could've been as smart as me.
Dirtygirl, you are such an entrepreneur!
ReplyDeleteWho wants to buy a pic of Drew holding someone's penis? $700.
I do !
ReplyDeletePam wants two copies, Bitchhog, and she wants to know if she can get a discount on the second one?
ReplyDeleteDG~ I meant to answer this earlier but was cooking dinner (linguine with clam sauce and steamed artichoke w/ garlic butter YUM!).
ReplyDeleteCrack is created when the molecular structure of the cocaine is changed, it can have a variety of additives. Its really the method of delivery that effects the high the person gets. So if smoked (whether its crack or cocaine) it is a faster and much more intense high.
Meth is a combintion of carbon, Hydrogen and Nitrogen. MDMA is the same but has one extra carbon molecule and 2 oxygen molecules. Basically the same but very different in effects and addictive qualities
Thanks for the clarification Elfie.
ReplyDeleteits official then... rik nichie has bigger balls than you. or maybe a lawyer. either way, you should have kept it up. beeeyotch.
ReplyDeleteFair enough.
ReplyDeleteNo lawyers contacted me, trust me on that.
For the record I have never done any of these drugs... I smoked weed a few times when I was in highschool.
ReplyDeleteJust another tidbit of useless information that clutters my mind and takes up space that could be occupied by much more pertinent things.
well CMON spurs fan just keep it up till they come knockin on your door! lol then take it down! but you should record it too and post it!...just sayin'
ReplyDeleteSpurs, if as you claim, you have nothing for anyone to win, so sue me, then why did you wuss out? Fear of a law suit? Ethics that Nik Bitchie lacks? Or no balls? Let's hear the truth.
ReplyDeleteYEAH spurs fan wtf?!?
ReplyDeleteI <3 DG (thats a heart for you clueless folks)
ReplyDeletebecause she rags on Big Drool AND Zero Pimpin.
If she dislikes the ball saggin Trout Eastwood too (thats CBT for slow people, right Pam?), then I might have a new crush, sorry RQ.
That's true Spurs. Just because somebody asked you took it down? I think you are still kissing Nik's ass for some reason. Is it envy?
ReplyDeleteElfie:
ReplyDeleteThanks for the info.
Wow Elfie, that was a very scientific answer. I'm going to hire you as my drug maker. After 90 days you will get benefits too that consist of a special picture of Drew. (did you like the rhyme spurs?)
ReplyDeleteFrodo:
ReplyDeleteWell, let's see:
I was asked to take the info down (not by lawyers) concerning her on that post. I thought that was fair.
So then today, I was asked by the same e-mailer to take the pic down.
I think this person wanted the whole post down, but I didn't do that. I just took the pic down. I guess that was fair enough for him or her, because I haven't heard back.
Shit, if you want to see her, it's the same chick pictured with Nik on that post about his divorce.
I really do have a feeling this person wants both posts down. I'm waiting to see what I get next.
Perhaps it will be something threatening.
Maybe I am waiting for that, and I'm just screwing around by just deleting the pic, leaving the pic on the one below, but deleting the info.
I'm quite sure I will "hear" something tomorrow.
And I will reply, "Well, I took down the pic, I took down the info, what else do you want?"
Maybe it will be lead to a post, who knows?
Lion:
ReplyDeleteYes, I am very envious of him.
You nailed it.
i have lost respect for spurs fan says.
ReplyDeleteReally?
ReplyDeleteFair enough.
You are entitled to your opinion.
DG~ I will make your drugs... but I do not need the "benefit" of Drew's picture. I have been fortunate to avoid that "benefit" thus far.
ReplyDeleteElfie: Now you have done it. Expect the pic by this time tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteOne thing I can say about Nik is he leaves posts up and posts the emails begging for the picture being removed which makes the original post even better.
ReplyDeleteYou are weak. If the emailer told you to jump off a cliff, would you do that too?
That's very nice of you Bitchhog for offering Drew's picture at no charge. MP would be pissed if he found that out.
ReplyDeleteActually, I don't think I could do that to Elfie. Drew is going to see that he left Elfie out and "greg blast" her.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
Stop asking me for the pic of Drew. I already told you the price.
"One thing I can say about Nik is he leaves posts up and posts the emails begging for the picture being removed which makes the original post even better."
ReplyDeleteWell, we aren't the same person. It's not worth it to me to feel bad about something.
Bitchhog:
ReplyDeletePlease.
What can I say to you? Well, lots of things.
But maybe I'll send you a pic of me flexing. Would you like that?
Bitchhog~ Drew is fully aware he missed me in the rounds of Greg Blasting. That's it... I am not opening any mail from any of you for the next 2 weeks. Now I know how RQ felt when she was threatened with an anthrax attack! Anyone remember who did that? Was it MP or RR or????
ReplyDeleteBitchhog, he already sent me a picture of him flexing.
ReplyDeletehttp://fotosa.ru/stock_photo/image100/p_2439414.jpg
Spurs, you have a heart? What would somebody with a heart be doing posting comments on the dirty for an entire year? How sweet of you. All of your comments were so loving and inspirational.
Spurs, please send it promptly.
ReplyDeleteWho wants to buy a pic of Spurs flexing?! If you order now, I will throw in a 6 pack of tacos!
Lion:
ReplyDeleteTouche.
But if you saw the correspondence, you'd agree with me.
I know you would.
Tacos YUCK! I got SO sick saturday after eating tacos. I blame the tacos and not the Ras stoli and sprite. That was a horrible experience.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog:
ReplyDeleteI think you'd have to make it 12 tacos.
Maybe I will send you a video of me flexing. What do you think that would fetch?
Besides laughter.
Btw, spurs borrowed MP's gorgeous fresh cherry red and crisp snow white bathing suit that he purchased at Nordstrom's in Scottsdale for this picture.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, Is that what you swim in? I always thought you would wear one of those Borat suits.
ReplyDeleteYes....those words were coming from his heart.
ReplyDeleteWhat a gentle soul...
ReplyDeleteSpurs, thank you for being such a great friend to us and having our backs.
Yes, bitchhog, I am a gentle soul. Very gentle, thank you.
ReplyDeleteI do have your backs though.
And you suck for being weak and taking the picture down.
ReplyDeleteI must go now because one of the really old Cops is on. The old ones are the best.
Goodnight dirty e-friends.
Good night, all.
ReplyDeleteI must return to my crime stories.
Bitchhog:
ReplyDeleteGood night.
DG:
Goodbye.
Hey Spurs, what's going on? Just stopping by, I twisted my right ankle yesterday :(
ReplyDeleteHey QB!
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear that, how did that happen.
Yeah pour the coals to em.
ReplyDeleteQ:
ReplyDeleteHell yeah.