Hello. This is a member of Rocket Queen's family. I won't tell you who, but I felt I should write you (this person rhymes too?).
There have been many accusations about Rocket Queen and our family, and why we don't talk to her anymore. It's not as if it was a sudden thing. As you can see from the picture above, we figured out she was nuts when she was young and torched our house down. We sent her to an institution, and she stayed there for 8 years. She came back O.K., but inevitably the crazy side came out again. We put up with it as long as we could, but finally we told her to leave. So we gave her some cash, and sent her to the States.
Thanks for your time,
A family member of the woman you know as Rocket Queen.
SPURS FAN says: Makes sense. Makes a lot of sense.
But don't be fooled. I think that letter might be fake. Not once did the person refer to Rocket Queen as he, so I don't think that picture was from his family (check me out).
Plus that picture looks like a girl. Well, now I don't know what to believe. I'll figure it out. Don't worry.
Let me tell you something fucking Spurs Fan...you think this shit is funny? I forwarded you an email from my mother about seven months ago- you played all sympathetic and now I find out that you have fucking been emailing my mom behind my back.
ReplyDeleteMY MOM, SPURS FAN? You got a thing for older ladies, or why the fuck have you been in contact with my mother? Asking her if she has fucking copies of my medical records as a child.
You wanna see a fire get started. You fucking got it.
Let's have it, what else did she say/send because I'm about to pick up the fucking phone and call her right now.
i was sent to the states to fucking study.
ReplyDeleteI do think it's funny, and no, it wasn't your mom's e-mail.
ReplyDeletei know, but you obviously have been talking to my mom and then concocted this email based on info she gave you.
ReplyDeletethat's ok, spurs. I just left her a voice mail, directing her to this website so she can see what a piece of shit you are.
You really don't sound pissed off. Maybe I should take it further. Which I will.
ReplyDeleteBecause I have a follow up picture to go with this.
Im confused are yall being sarcastic?
ReplyDeleteIts hard to tell when RQ's typing....
I can't tell whether or not shes having a manic episode or just playing around. lol
I sent in the email. And I have a picture of you exiting Johns Hopkins last weekend after your operation Rocket Queer!
ReplyDeleteI am pretty sure she's being sarcastic. I wasn't mean enough. I have a follow up pic to go with this, it's why I didn't make it too rough.
ReplyDeleteI probably will the next time.
does the job of internet crusader for SpursFanSays.com pay well, you pudgy Texas whore? Commenting as "anon" one minute apart...wow, you're dumb as litter of fresh born pitbulls. Those little puppy faces you're exploiting for the all mighty dollar. Ironically, you still can't afford anything. Not even roach motels, as bitchhog pointed out.
ReplyDeleteRQ:
ReplyDeleteI don't think that was *Miss Texas*.
RQ, is that new movie 'Orphan' based on a true story about your life?
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteThat was good.
ok, so now Dirty girl is over here scoring off of me in her new goal to impress GetRad enough so he notices her.
ReplyDeletePlease notice me GetRad, you never noticed me on the dirty. But now my changes have increased dramatically because now you're the star of a website where there are only five other bitches to plow out of the way:
Elfie: Too stout, fat, has kids, lies, thinks she is a model, no motivation
Miss Texas: See Above
Bitchhog: In love with MI
Queen Bee: Would drive ten miles to return a lost penny to its rightful owner, so she won't steal Get Rad from you.
and Rocket Queen: your only real competition so now you have to jump on Spurs train and make fun of my childhood.
*chances
ReplyDeleteof course that was fucking Miss Texas, Spurs Fan.
ReplyDeleteRemember when you told RR she was good looking, Spurs. And then you retracted and told her what you really thought.
Well, I'm waiting for you to get pissed off at Miss Texas so you can tell her what you really think. Because I , for one, think that would be a gold mine of comedy. I mean she is ripe for the plucking, Spurs. All components fall into place.
and by the way, what you call an institution over here, we call a boarding school.
ReplyDeletefuck off.
I never told "RR" anything. The last thing in the world she wants to hear about is anything about this stuff.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen her *Miss Texas's* pictures? You just saw that video.
uh, yeah, I've seen Miss Texas. I mean I see a fucking hefty bag filled with garbage. What do you see?
ReplyDeleteAnd you told RR she looked fantastic and was hot when she sent you her lingerie pictures.
I see someone being wheelchaired out of the hospital after a sex change operation.
ReplyDeleteI think it's great RQ. I hope you got paid well for telling your story. Now I know why you don't have to work.
ReplyDeleteAs far as getrad, I wouldn't exactly call it a competition because that would mean you would have to be somewhere near my level to even compete....and you're not.
Bullshit. I said she looked nice. I'm telling you.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry what is that you say chublet?
ReplyDeleteno, you said she looked fucking hot. just like you tell Miss Texas she looks hot. and you told me I was pretty and now you call me a tranny.
ReplyDeleteYour attempts to get Kasey to "turn" on me has failed yet again PocketRocket. I don't care who thinks im ugly, pretty, fat, or whatever.....I know that im one of a kind!
ReplyDeleteI don't need approval from the likes of you, RQ.
BTW, I dont waste my time commenting under "anon" RQ....I thought that was MP.
So SPURS, what do you "really" think of me....please tell RQ so she will stop talkin out her ass.
chublet would be you dirty girl.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you stick to men more your speed, like Nik..he weighs about 60 pounds, carry him around on your back and hike the grand canyon together.
YES, SPURS, ANSWER YOUR CRUSADER. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER.ON THE RECORD.
ReplyDeleteI don't need approval from the likes of you, RQ. (rhymed)
ReplyDeleteI didn't say she looked hot moron, I said nice.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I don't remember telling you that you were "pretty."
Didn't you post my all my e-mails, Giraffe? Did you find one that read "pretty?" Don't think so.
On the record?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think *Miss Texas* looks hot in her photos.
As far as the video? I only commented that I appreciated her "shout out", but yeah, I thought it wasn't flattering being it seemed she was drunk.
you know, you're right, you said pretty hot!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely not a photo of Rocket Queen as a child as that is clearly a little girl, not a boy...
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh Giraffe. You won't give that up, will you? I'm telling you, I said she looked nice.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of which, I still have the write up for her purple lingerie pic sitting on my desktop at work. Sometimes I notice it and laugh.
Thank you Spurs....F*ck You PocketRocket...
ReplyDeleteis that what you meant, Spurs Fan? because that is what I read into your comment.
ReplyDeletei'm finding the email. i bet i still have it.
ReplyDeleteDamn Giraffe, you just are on fire, aren't you? I love it.
ReplyDeleteWell, you need to see her photos.
I mean, I've been drunk and not looked my best. I thought she should have lost the shades, she has nice eyes.
Was that "finessing?"
You find an e-mail, send it. I'll post it and admit I was in error. But I don't think you'll find one.
ReplyDeleteI love behind the scenes emails between RQ and Spurs.
ReplyDeletePost it RQ!!! And all the other ones, too. (rhymed)
I don't think it's cool to post private e-mails, frankly.
ReplyDeleteYou did rhyme Lion, that was nice.
I just checked, i do not have them that far back.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you delve into that fungal pot of history you keep and drag it out, spurs?
haha...that's funny, Spurs. Mild finessing, let's call it.
ReplyDeleteIt is a "fungal pot." That's funny.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I might do that. I know you contacted me in late September or early October. You know, I could find the e-mail and forward it to you so you'll see. That would be funny (rhymed).
Any other emails you can post RQ? I don't care if they are private. Spurs seems like he has something to hide. Has he told you about the e-crush he has on me?
ReplyDeleteYou sent you pics to me pretty quick, so it wouldn't be too too hard to find.
ReplyDeleteI can do that for sure tomorrow.
*your* pics.
ReplyDeleteno, you won't forward it because you'll see I'm right and it will expose you for the lying sap you are. Telling a girl she's hot, all the while setting her up like a shiny new proud bowling pin just do knock her down for a smattering of applause from your fans.
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDeleteFuck you saying you don't care if they are private. I'll find the exchange she is talking about, and I'll forward it to her. I'll do that tomorrow.
As far as a crush? I do think you are intelligent, very witty, have a great sense of humor, and are very attractive.
If that a "crush?" What are we in middle school?
If BITCHHOG was around I would believe it, being she has junior high insults.
I will forward them, promise.
ReplyDeleteit's a date.
ReplyDeletei think you offended Miss Texas.
See? I came between you two.
k...night
ReplyDelete"Telling a girl she's hot, all the while setting her up like a shiny new proud bowling pin just do knock her down for a smattering of applause from your fans."
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling you were mocking me with that last part.
You have a crush on Dirty Girl, Spurs? Whaa??
ReplyDeleteOh MY GOD, you do. He does!
Wow!
How did I offend *Miss Texas*?
ReplyDeleteWhatever Giraffe. Lion just came up with that "crush" crap and ran with it.
ReplyDeletePocketRocket- Sure I'll admit I could lose 5-10 pounds, and I did drink a little bit of liquor when I made the video, but I'm not a drunk fat bitch...get your facts straight.
ReplyDelete"Miss Texas is a drunk bitch who is fat, but her photos look sorta hot due to lighting, angles, and photoshopping."
If I had money to spend on the "work" (Plastic Surgery) that you've had done....I would look like a Movie Star, not some washed up tranny like you appear.
Either Way: "I" actually "WE" (Elfie,QB,KQ,DG)
1. ....look better than you
2. ....have more respect than you
3. ....have more family and friends
4. ....have better ass and tits (lol)
and...."I"
5. ....have "Nice Eyes" according to Kasey....
the list could go on...u get the point...
and so did I. I made an official announcement over on RR.com.
ReplyDeleteOh Lord, you did not write me that shit so close to my bed time.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the real world, RQ. Men have been doing that forever. They build you up, just to tear you down.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I have a bit of an e-crush on you too but I'm saving myself for getrad.
"and so did I. I made an official announcement over on RR.com."
ReplyDeleteThanks.
Lion:
ReplyDeleteGood for you.
As far as:
"Men have been doing that forever. They build you up, just to tear you down."
Boo-hoo.
But what the fuck, I'll try.
ReplyDeleteyeah, you need to lose five to ten pounds in each tit. Probably 20 in your gut region, and your legs, well, just wear baggy pants.
"I did have a bit of liquor when I made that video, but I'm not a drunk fat bitch"
yes, let me add one more think to the already existing list, you're a drunk fat bitch who lacks confidence so you need to hit the bottle to make a simple video. Phew, glad we clarified that one.
Hey, wasn't your child in the background? So now we have a drunk single mom, home alone,making a video for some dumbass people she met online. does your son like it when you are drunk?
And you wanna talk about me!
By the way, thanks for admitting I'm rich.
but don't worry about being a drunk mom, on video, with your child in the background toggling back and forth on the couch.
ReplyDeleteAfter all, you have a great eyes, friends & family, and you're much nicer than that stinky old smelly rocket queen.
for the record, rocket queen would never be drunk around her child, if she had one.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteGetrad set himself on fire for me. Will you throw yourself in front of a train for me?
there's a really cool trick with trains where you can lay on tracks just so and it won't run over you.
ReplyDeletewill that suffice, DG?
Would it be on the same tracks Elfie took her modeling pics?
ReplyDeleteThat one was for Giraffe.
ReplyDeletethat would be the fast track to stoutville
ReplyDeleteLoved it, yeah, that was great, spurs.
ReplyDeletebut make no mistake, i'm pissed at you, jsut delirious and tired. goodnight
ReplyDeleteI've heard of that. If he can do that and survive, I will give him the last rose.
ReplyDeletethat would be mean.
ReplyDeleteI'll provide the last rose, they are in bloom and beautiful!
ReplyDeleteGee, thanks DG.
ReplyDeleteDamn....wish I had some ambien or tea like RQ. I have to be up in 6 hours.
ReplyDeleteDG- get the lower dose ambien CR . Take for ten days. Just to get back into the swing and let your body recuperate. It becomes a necessity at some point.
ReplyDeleteYour doc can give you free samples.
Lion:
ReplyDeleteWhy do you have to wake up at 6:00? You get up that early every morning?
For the record RQ, you'll never have any children in your miserable life so you won't have to worry about alcohol consumption mixed with taking care of kids.....
ReplyDeleteI'm keeping track of this online romance in bloom:
ReplyDelete2:04am - spurs shows concern at DG's lack of sleep. Questions why she gets up early - a secret rendezvous or does she really have a job?
Whatever Giraffe. I've asked you and others questions.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I have a crush on everyone.
I knew you would run with it as well.
Miss Texas, I do not give a rats behind that I will never have children. It is not as if God himself is withholding them from me. Or do you think he's got my kids up there on a silver platter, but no no no, he won't give them to me because I'm not worthy.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, you're worth of having God hand you your child, so in your mind that makes you better?
you're dumb. and drunk. oh, and fat, too.
*worthy.
ReplyDeletebed time for bonzo. night all
I don't always have to get up that early. But remember I said things are about to get crazy busy for me this week. I know it's going to be a long day and a long week.
ReplyDeletei like how you came out stampeding all indignant, Miss Texas. that was righteous.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I remember. Weren't you signing up business on the West Side?
ReplyDeleteDid I remember that correctly?
No, tomorrow all day I work. Then 2 hours in the afternoon on the westside. Then I really need to work on my site that I messed up this week and somehow deleted half of my work on.
ReplyDeleteAfter what you said to Elfie about her children and ex, brought up the biggest obstacles that she's bravely overcome...and tried to throw it in her face....I've come to the conclusion that you're nothing but a heartless bitch. Go pop some more pills cunt (had to bring back giggitys slang).
ReplyDeleteI've been commenting on this site while all of you were sitting over at RR.com talking shit about Spurs....remember that? Not all of you, but a select few....PocketRocket your the worst of them all....im just waiting to see who you take your Bi-Polar tendencies out on this week.
Goodnight Spurs. Talk 2 ya 2morrow (:
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas,
ReplyDeleteI've been talking shit about spurs for over a year now. He is used to it.
True *Miss Texas* you didn't talk shit about me, and that's cool.
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDeleteTrue, you have talked shit to me for awhile. I'm used to it.
Damn Lion, you are going to be busy.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'll be thinking about you every minute of the day, being I have an "e-crush" on you.
Dad?
ReplyDeleteSomething in Elfie's story does not add up. Plain and simple.
ReplyDeleteI am well-versed in human nature.
You, Miss Texas, are well-versed at drinking in front of your toddler and eating Baconators.
I wonder what Dirty girl is doing right now, huh Spurs?
ReplyDeleteGood Morning, RQ!
ReplyDeleteSpurs, how do we block Miss Texas? Even when I think of her I hear heavy breathing.
Maybe I'll just pay her to go away. Miss Tex, I will pay you with inhalers and a bottle of Sailor Jerry to go away.
Miss Texas, I will make Bitchhog's offer even more enticing by throwing in a can of raid and all of my McDonald's monopoly game pieces.
ReplyDeleteps. I hear snorting whenever she is around!
This is one of the best photos I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteAnd.. You people are fucking crazy. All of you. :)
Disgusting. Snorting.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I was listening to the radio just now and they are talking about a new website. It is called hotchickseatingtacos.com
I thought of you. Not sure if the tacos are from Del Taco or not...
Where in the hell are you? and Dirtygirl?
Something is up and I plan on getting to the bottom of it.
Oh, hello Maynard! Welcome to the group.
ReplyDeleteahh look the cunts are back.
ReplyDeleteand look who just joined us after a weekend with his fat wife.
ReplyDeleteGiggity, you must have one of those 9-5 jobs that allows you to loaf and be unproductive. how rewarding.
you and Elfie have something in common: no motivation to better yourselves and skate by with the bear minimum requirements.
Hey Spurs - are you planning on attacking GetRad and his roaches?
ReplyDeletecoming from some stupid cunt that does not even work and lives of the states mental disabliity program this is funny.
ReplyDeleteBTW do you think it bothers me that you call my wife fat when infact she is not and you have no clue about me, you are just jealous that she has a real man and you are unble to find one or be one.
a real man who spends his "work" hours online trying to get under my skin and get a reaction out of me?
ReplyDeleteyeah, that is what i want.
She's fat an evidently cannot captivate nor hold your interest. That is why you sent me your phone number. and that is why you are talking to me now.
Because you have an e-crush on me, just like spurs has one on DG.
by the way, Giggity, i blocked you on myspace, so now that avenue is closed. Now you have to admit your real feelings via this forum, since that is all you have left of me.
ReplyDeleteHey all-oh and Rocket Queen, you're right, I probably would drive ten miles to return a penny to it's rightful owner..that made me laugh so hard!
ReplyDeleteP.S. I'm jealous I chose to go to bed last night, I can't beleive I missed the late night ranting over here! I'm usually a night owl..pfft!
LOL this is some funny shit
ReplyDeleteCan we get back to the Puzzling pic that started this whole thread, thats where the good stuff is I bet....
ReplyDeleteOh, how cute. GG wants our attention.
ReplyDeleteDon't you have some shopping carts to return?
Quovaids, the only thing of interest here is why a 37 year old man would see fit to email my mother in an effort to get the inside scoop on my childhood.
ReplyDeleteFor the fucking last time:
-fire was an accident.
-I was not institutionalized, I was sent to boarding school after the fire (I was six)
-I was at boarding school for four years, not eight.
Spurs, why don't you throw up a pic of me eating a lollipop and build another insane story around that.
You're sinking fast, get back to Hollywood and his roaches.
Giraffe:
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't plan on attacking Getrad.
Maynard:
ReplyDeleteIndeed, this was a great photo. Creepy and funny at the same time.
Giraffe:
ReplyDeleteI don't know what Lion is up to.
Bitchhog:
ReplyDeleteNot only am I tired of the "Dad" shit, I'm tired of the "taco" crap as well.
Yeah, why don't you spend time "getting to the bottom" of why you are such a BITCH.
That might help.
God, RQ is such a waste of space and air... I have never seen such a great, yet unwilling, candidate for suicide
ReplyDelete"great, yet unwilling candidate"
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious Wopness.
Spurs: yea I read that and seeing how I created the myspace account just to talk to him/her I am very distraught.
ReplyDelete*Laverne & Shirley* aka *RQ & Bitchog*-
ReplyDeleteYour insults weren't even remotely funny this morning. I hope you both don't start this crap over at GetRadFridays.com....im going to petition that we have both of you *86'd* from GetRads site before it starts....
P.S. WTF is Sailor Jerry?
GG:
ReplyDeleteYou should be distraught.
Let me impart some wisdom to those of you males younger and less experienced than I. I spent the first nine months of my life trying to get out of the womb, and the rest of it trying to get right back in.
ReplyDeleteIf it has a vagina, it produces drama. If it has a vagina, it's bipolar. If it has a vagina, is bipolar and has drama, it still beats the alternative. Sam Kinison said. "It either women or suck a dick. Thanks a lot God."
Apparently Pimpin' chose the latter.
And all y'all ease up my Queen. Sure she's crazy as a bedbug on acid, but I find her? enchanting.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteThat was good (no sarcasm). I haven't thought of Sam Kinison in awhile. Thanks for the comment.
As for the other ladies commenting here;
ReplyDeleteI'd take Miss Texas out in public, to the buffet at Sizzler, before taking her home and kissin' the pinoche gordo.
Elfie is short and hot, but if I pissed her off I'd sleep on my stomach for a few weeks.
Bitchhog is an unknown quanity, but oddly attractive. Nice legs sticking out from under the Burqa.
Kinkybitch, you and I need to party. RQ, I don't think she's muff bluffing.
Dirtygirl, I'm still offering to evaluate the FUPA.
Pam is like the girls I've been dating for the last five years, taken to the extreme. She's still not as crazy as KJ, not even close.
Queen Bee is the exception to my conventional wisdom. Maybe God did know what he was doing.
Oh yeah, and RichieRexic. The five foot pole no one wants touching them.
ReplyDeleteDamn CBT, you just went through the whole "menu" (rhymed).
ReplyDeleteno shit, Miss Texas? Because I'm about to start a petition myself. One that calls into action all my animals supporters across the country, specifically Texas. If I were you, I'd get the fuck off line and make sure those puppies have adequate shelter, food, water, and aren't laying in their own fucking filth while you drink in front of your toddler.
ReplyDeleteCBT - I love being crazy. I really do not think I'd change anything about my personality. I think it rocks.
ReplyDeleteoh hell, I think I'll call child protective services as well. Maybe you should take down that video??
ReplyDeleteGiraffe:
ReplyDeleteYou really are on a rampage, aren't you?
I thought she took down the video.
it's ok, i have a copy.
ReplyDeletedo i seem to be on a rampage? no, not really.
just mobilizing forces to her little town in texas, checking on those puppies.
and her child.
just hate how people always come at me like they are so virtuous and above reproach.
ReplyDeletewhen they piss me off, i dig beneath the surface and always find the same thing: a weak, pathetic human being who just envies my kick ass attitude and spirit.
Elfie, Miss Texas.
I know.
ReplyDeleteI just felt like using the term "rampage."
"If it has a vagina, it produces drama. If it has a vagina, it's bipolar. If it has a vagina, is bipolar and has drama, it still beats the alternative."
ReplyDeleteCBT: If it wasn't for the fact that I actually had sex with my exboyfriend, I would be convinced he had a vagina.
M'lady, like we spoke of earlier, our insanity is what makes us friends. My life for my Queen.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteHow's your busy day going?
Wow, the tender side of spurs...
ReplyDeleteI know, CBT. Just read your email.
ReplyDeleteNot surprised, DG. Alan Alda fucked up a whole generation of "men". What makes a man is not what he does for a living, how he dresses, if he played sports, etc. It's not about strength and size, I'm 5' 10" and 170 lbs, and I've faced down men a half a foot or more taller and 70 pounds heavier because they relized I was willing to kill them if that's what it took to win and they weren't willing to kill me.
ReplyDeleteWhat makes a man is how willing he his to what is necessary to survive and provide for those he cares about.
Thanks Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteYou are like a philosopher CBT.
ReplyDeleteI'm already tired. I could use a massage then a nap. Looks like everyone has been keeping busy over here all day. Have you been thinking about me all day, spurs?
ReplyDeleteYeah, DG. I couldn't sleep all night. It was hard getting anything done today.
ReplyDeleteFor awhile I was just curled up in a little ball, worrying about your busy day.
Who is Alan Alda? I like that last sentence.
ReplyDeleteWhich one M'lady? If you're talking about this morning's, I have and you should read yours.
ReplyDeleteI have an idea, spurs. How about you just send me a check and start supporting me? That way I can keep you busy and comment on here all day.
ReplyDeleteDo you want my address? Actually, I would prefer you just send me a debit card and keep putting unlimited amounts of money in that account.
Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
ReplyDeleteSure, send me your address. How's 25 bucks a week? I'll put that amount every week on the debit card.
He was an old-time cowboy, don't you understand, his eyes were sharp as razor blades, his face was leather tan, his toes were pointed inward from a-hangin' on a horse, he was an old philosopher, of course.
ReplyDeleteHe was so thin I swear you could have used him for a whip, he had to drink a beer to keep his britches on his hips. I knew I had to ask him about the mysteries of life. He spit between his boots and he replied
"It's faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money"
DG, I'd support you, but it wouldn't be for commenting on this site...
ReplyDelete"It don't do men no good to pray for peace and rain. Peace and rain is just a way to say prosperity, and buffalo chips is all it means to me."
ReplyDeleteSocrates had nothing on you CBT.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Dirty Girl? I was thinking the same, but I'm trying to be a gentleman.
CBT: Why do you have to make things so complicated. It's easier like this.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I didn't ask for your weekly paycheck. How about a platinum credit card instead?
Good one Lion, good one.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I prefer bad boys. No need to be a gentleman.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I kind of figured that.
ReplyDeleteCBT are you liquored up or something?
ReplyDeleteNo, M'lady. Just in a mood. It's better than it was, though. A certain young lady and I have reached an understanding. Apparently I'm worth the wait.
ReplyDeleteDG, I wish I could take credit for that, but the philosopher is Tom T. Hall. It's the song that inspired my tattoo. And I'm the quintissential bad boy. That's why M'lady has a crush on me.
DG, you'd make one hell of a sugar baby.
ReplyDeleteCBT, sex crimes does not make you the kind of bad boy, that typically attracts women, just sayin
ReplyDeleteCBT-You said
ReplyDelete"apparently I'm worth the wait"
What does this mean? Are you a "born again" virgin, and you're making your lady wait til marriage before you sleep with one another?
On another note, I like this "mood" of yours, it's insightful, speaking of, where is RQ?
YOU'RE FUCKING HIGH, I HAVE NO CRUSH ON YOU NOR ANYONE ELSE!
ReplyDeleteHI QB!
ReplyDeleteWe posted at the exact same time!
Wop, I have never intentionally committed any crime, much less a sex crime. Go shave (I like you too much to tell you to fuck yourself).
ReplyDeleteHey, who's giving out platinum cards? Sign me up!
ReplyDeleteQB:
ReplyDeleteThere she is.
I'll send one to you as well.
ReplyDeleteEasy M'lady. It's ok, I like you, too. It's kinda like the crush one has on a schoolteacher.
ReplyDeleteQB, I have some child custody issues to resolve before I make my move to STL. Trust me, "born again virgin" is one the dumbest fucking concepts I've ever encountered.
CBT - you are right... especially about the shaving... I got a vinny chase in Bogota, Columbia thing goin on...
ReplyDeleteI'm in a mood too today, and not a very good one
I'm sorry, is there some kind of chemical leak in your area?
ReplyDeleteWop, I went out yesterday morning and ran 50 rounds through my SKS and 3 clips through my .45. That usually makes me feel better but it didn't. I've been fighting with Ms. Huxtable since Friday, until about 3 hours ago.
ReplyDeleteM'lady, go read your Myspace mail. As for the chemical leak, are you talking to me or Wop?
ReplyDeleteRudi?
ReplyDeleteHahaa, yeah I know how ya feelin'... The cops took all my toys away like that, or i'd take um to the nearest foe's place, and do some "target" shooting of my own... that always makes me feel better too.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Rudi. That's who Wop said Micha looks like. It's her nickname now.
ReplyDeleteThe cops?
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do Wopness?
I got my AP rounds from an Arkansas State Trooper. Gotta love the cops in this state, That is if you're from here, and white.
ReplyDeleteHey spurs, I will settle for an ipod. Mine is broken and I need a new one anyway.
ReplyDeleteReally?
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of ipod do you want?
i'm feeling ripped off. do you plan on posting anything else today, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteWhat would you like to see?
ReplyDeleteI have something on Coug. I have it ready. Would you like to see it?
I name dropped you in it.
Just a basic one. I've had the 30 gig video one for 4 years now. I'd be satisfied with the same one.
ReplyDeleteWho is coug, anyway? I've never seen her before.
Ok, DG. I'll keep that in mind.
ReplyDeleteWhen did yours break?
As far as Coug? She's known as Dirty Coug. You'll see her soon.
It broke a few weeks ago and running is no fun without the music.
ReplyDeletePERFECT!
ReplyDeletehey DG...I thought mine broke too..but went to the trouble shooting site and fixed it.
ReplyDeleteIs it just not turning on?
I thought mine was dead, even threw that bitch against the wall. But it lives!
ReplyDeletehola Bitchhog!
ReplyDeleteGiraffe:
ReplyDeleteOk, that sounds funny. Guy sounds like a tool.
Lion:
That sucks. Well, maybe you'll get a new ipod soon.
RQ: That's exactly it. It won't turn on. I thought it was dead and tried to charge it but it still won't turn on.
ReplyDeleteIt's almost as if I am spurs and the ipod represents all of spurs experience with women.
Yeah, that's it DG.
ReplyDeleteok, hold on i'm going to help you dirty girl.
ReplyDeletealright, this is called a frozen ipod.
ReplyDeletecheck this out and do the required steps for unfreezing your model. Usually it's just holding down a few buttons at the same time, then it comes back on
http://support.apple.com/kb/HT1320
shoot my message diappeared.
ReplyDeletehere Dirty Girl, look up your particular model and it will give you steps on how to "unfreeze" it. it's a common problem.
http://support.apple.com/kb/HT1320
oh this is going to the next page again isn't it?
ReplyDeleteYeah, sorry, it is. There's nothing I can do to change it, either.
ReplyDeleteif DG fixes her IPOD, Spurs, can I get half the money you were going to spend on getting her a new one?
ReplyDeleteToo late. I just went out and bought one.
ReplyDeleteI know the time line doesn't really match up, but just go along with it.
that's funny!!
ReplyDeleteIn that timeline you could've easily ordered it online.
ReplyDeleteBut guess what!! My ipod is now working. I've tried to reset it before and it didn't work. This time I connected it and just left it there and 5 minutes later it started beeping which was odd. Then it told me it needed to be reformatted.
Please send RQ all of the money.
yippee! Exercise without an Ipod sucks.
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDeleteCongrats! I figured you had tried to reset it a few times, but I'm glad RQ helped you out.
You know, maybe she has a "e-crush" on you.
But really, having an ipod for 4 years and it still works is pretty cool.