Thursday, August 6, 2009

Some "breaking" news (that was pure sarcasm).


Hi spurs fan,

Its cha cha here just letting you know on twitter get rad wrote to hollywood saying "@nikrichie just had to cut his entire staff due to cash flow problems. Don't worry everyone my site is starting soon and we won't fail." and "So I am so happy that @nikrichie is going out of business. He better land a wife soon because his ex was to hot for his bald ass." and holly wood wrote back.. "@GetRad yeah, it is over. Had a great run. Shuts down in 2 weeks. Best of luck with your site. You are going to make it."

Love ya site you're hilarious

cha cha

SPURS FAN says: Thanks for the e-mail. That was nice of you.

Yeah, that's crazy. Which might mean the end for me comes in two weeks as well (I'm sure some of you are crying now), unless I take a different approach. Either way, the next couple of weeks I will throw all the pics of them I can up. I still have some good ones.

Thanks again for the the interest in this site cha cha.

Oh yeah, if I do close up shop (and cash in my pennies), I will make a final video. I'll give plenty of "shout outs" (LAME-O)to people.

Update: Just found out it's all a big hoax. And check me out, I was dumb enough to post it without verifying first. My journalistic integrity (give me a break), just took a huge hit. I guess the Wall Street Journal won't hire me now. Well, anyway, I did find it strange, being they are bringing in a new chick. So never mind, game is still on. And I'll leave this up being I was dumb. But I still appreciate the e-mail from cha cha.


54 comments:

  1. Remember folks, you heard it from me, here first!

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  2. Tristan looks funny! lol
    Why is Nik all over Kaden???
    He tries to act like blondes are hotter than brunettes, but in reality, we all know thats not true!!! LoL :)

    But I hope thedirty.com isn't really shutting down, that will be a bummer.
    GETRAD has his own website????

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  3. Yeah, thanks Wopness, your comment made me check my e-mail (no sarcasm). Appreciate it.

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  4. It might be a joke, *Miss Texas*, but I don't think it is. As far as Getrad's site? That's interesting.

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  5. Why can I not post on the Pucker thread?

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  6. You can, it posts Elfie. You just have to hit newest on the comments. You can comment, it's just after 200 comments, it takes you to another page.

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  7. Actually I must give credit where it is due, and Medium Pimpin told me about the dirty

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  8. Spurs Fan, you did it, you brought them down.

    Congrats!

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  9. Tha Don, why don't you go and print this out and have it notarized, so you can be immortalized as having the Inside Scoop and everyone will want to keep you around since you've proven yourself so worthy.

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  10. Giraffe:

    Was that sarcasm? That was funny. But no, they aren't going anywhere. Which is cool.

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  11. Giraffe:

    It's all fake. Damn, I should have checked first.

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  12. Spurs - How do you know?

    RQ - thats boring

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  13. Site your source Kasey

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  14. I figured as much, Spurs Fan.

    Yes, it was sarcasm.

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  15. You look even more like an asshole dressing up in (non matching) womens clothes you freak.

    Oh yeah, they are European, haha I saw that bandana at a gas station for 5.99

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  16. Thanks cha cha.

    He does look like an asshole, doesn't he?

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  17. but you don't smell like one, Spurs.

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  18. wow, $5.99?? I think I paid like $2.00.

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  19. I don't believe it is shutting down but I do believe that it is having severe money problems.
    Also you can see by the posts that not much is going on there anymore.
    It is getting sad.
    Also if he keeps picking on my buddy Todd Herremans he is going to get fucked up bad.
    Most of his friends don't know about The Dirty and don't care and are no one from him to fuck with.

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  20. Yeah, I believe you about the money problems.

    Sad? Good choice of words.

    As far as your buddy? You sound pretty pissed.

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  21. RQ, you manly tranny FUCK. You are so desperate to be like RR, but even she looks better than you. From your inflated herpes infested lip sores to your skeletor body. You know how you can tell someone is a tranny? Look at their MAN HANDS which you clearly have you crazy bipolar wackjob. I would hope you would never give psychiatric advice to anyone, let alone continue speaking. Your voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard, or a cow being murdered. It sounds like a pig being dipped in boiling water, soooooooooey. Why don't you take your penis and shove it up your own ass, getting laid in some way, shape, or form should help you simmer down and shut up. No one cares about you, no one likes you, no one finds you remotely attractive, and no one would ever want to be in your company. That's why you make those sad moronic videos all by yourself in your ugly ass house. Your clothing choices look as though they were picked by a blind toddler. European my ass, I know quite a bit about fashion and no one in Europe would be caught dead in what you are wearing. Tell me, is your education that you supposedly have one of those cheap online degrees that simply requires a printer and a fancy gold sticker to say you are certified? Go take a bunch of Ambien and drink your self to sleep, and for the sake of the rest of the world please do not EVER wake up again so we no longer have to look at your herpes infested face you effing sasquatch.

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  22. Miss Texas, your idiocy cannot be disguised, but thank you for trying.

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  23. Spurs why did you align yourself with someone so dumb? a pity alliance?

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  24. well you're stupid so go away. at least bring something intelligible.

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  25. and, by the way, I am ultimately very superior to you in looks, intelligence, and any other category on the planet.

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  26. I can't believe you fell for this, Spurs. Duh.

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  27. it's cute how you seek out my attention. are you a fan of mine? trying to engage me so I fly into one of my notorious tirades? Well, I shan't give you the satisfaction, for I am preparing the most magnificent feast and it won't be ruined by you.

    the other one already ruined my coconut cake earlier, and made me miss judge judy.

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  28. That's what people with no life do, watch lame court shows and shovel cake down their throats to drown out their sorrow. Oh, and make gay videos pretending to be someone they wish they were. I can predict where you will be in 10 years. Scouring the internet for anyone that will give you any sort of attention, with cake crusted on the corners of your lips and you gas station bandanas desperately clinging on to the last few strands of greasy hair you have. You will probably be talking to your dead parrots too. They probably died of neglect since you spend so much time being an internet attention whore.

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  29. you love me...stop kidding yourself.

    want to join me in my garden for a spot of tea?

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  30. i have not had a good tea party in ages, please come. I shall prepare my famous raspberry tarts and a new special recipe: Bonanza barks!

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  31. well, cheerio, i must go for I am having company this eve. biyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

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  32. k!nkybitch:

    Yeah, that was dumb of me.

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  33. Awwww, that's right sweetheart, keep telling yourself you have a real date. Which voice in your head is it this time? RQ, it doesn't count as a date if you are sitting in the mirror talking to yourself.

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  34. I will only join you if it is Jonestown tea, and you are the only one who drinks it.

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  35. it wasn't tea you uninformed peon. It was koolaid.

    and, i'm not overly fond of cyanide as a suicide method.

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  36. thanks for calling me sweetheart, i like being called that.

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  37. ...

    well...

    a little FYI...

    the backdrop/logo is the same backdrop/logo they used for the "Super Secret" Super Bowl party that Nik claims Paris Hilton went to...

    well, like all things, why would Nickelodean or Smeagol (Chad) shell out any cash...
    because most people don't notice the small things... but it just goes to show that "Big" and "Super" Vegas/Scottsdale parties are just not that "big" or "super" ...


    "... in the end, attention to detail is all that matters..."


    - chef -
    -crimking-


    p.s. - on a side note, the back drop was made and 1st used right around the same time Nikky Poo was getting his DUI...

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  38. By the way Spurs, can you tell the idiot Pamela Pucker that when she makes a Youtube video try to talk in a voice that human ears can hear.
    That stupid low talking voice is retarded and inaudible.

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  39. the investors pulled out. the site wont go down. but Nik will now be more carefull since he doesnt have a great lawfirm to help him out like he used to.

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  40. CHEF:

    Nice. Thanks. That was some good info.

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  41. Anonymous:

    You are absolutely right about the voice Pam uses.

    Other anonymous:

    You've laid down some good info on this site and I appreciate that.

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  42. that backdrop is something they keep folded up in the broom closet at the dirty office.

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  43. I can't believe nobody has even made one comment to the obvious... Why the F*CK is every dude shorter than the chicks or the same size. Seriously, it's like Nik hires only fellow hobbits so he doesn't feel like less of a man.

    -mp

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  44. MP:

    Well, I noticed that as well, but yeah, it is strange no one pointed it out. The whole damn row is the same height.

    In all seriousness, I always assumed Lispy was taller than that.

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  45. Yeah I didn't know he was that short either.

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  46. Even that guy between Jaden and Kaden (what's that guys name?) is short.

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  47. Smeagol - He's the loser club promoter who thinks he runs the town.

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  48. Thanks. As far as the "town"? Are you referring to Scottsdale?

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