Friday, August 14, 2009

This should clear it up



Hello, we've become aware what our son has been up to for awhile. We thought we should write you and clear the air. We became aware of what he was doing when our next door neighbors came screaming over and said, "Did you see? Micheal Jackson's death was a hoax! He just went away and got more plastic surgery and now just looks more ridiculous than ever! Plus, now he can't dance for some reason. We have the video!" So went to our computer and checked the video, sad to say, we saw our son dancing around on a random site, looking like a fucking fool. We also saw where he flashed his red panties. What an attention whore. Which is weird, because he's always made fun of them. What a hypocrite our piece of shit has become.

So we've sat on the sidelines for awhile, wondering when we should chime in. We saw your post where it appeared he burnt down our house. Not the case. We made him sleep out in the barn with the other animals. He always acted like one, so we put him out there to stay. It's probably why that's the only species he can get along with.

Our son was always the type to dish out things, but when the tables were turned, or he thought someone slighted him for the most minuscule thing, he would go bat shit crazy and act like the world was against him. He would start going on rampages, sprouting his shit mouth off about people. We didn't have the heart to tell him that all his insults dished out pretty much described himself.

But sadly he is our son, so we feel like it's time to he comes home. He always goes off about how rich he is and can do whatever he wants, so we thought he could hop in his helicopter or small plane he's more than likely deluded himself into thinking he owns, and fly his sorry ass back home, so we can tell him that we don't ever want anything to do with him right to his ugly, botoxed to the limit freak fucking face. If he needs to, he can spend the night. In the barn again. But he has to leave the next day.

As you can see, we painted a symbol for him to "land." We know enough about him by now just to along with his delusional shit brain and pretend the fantasies he's plotted around in that thick skull of his are true. PHD? Hilarious.

You can't win with him SPURS FAN. No one can. He expects because he has no fucking life, and spends his days making shit bag videos of his stupid bird and his tranny fucking body talking like a complete nut, everyone else should go along. I mean, he pretended he was Richie Rexic? And made a video about it? What kind of loser would do such a thing? Does he not realize how stupid he looks?

That's all, just wanted to sorry to everyone on behalf of our son. Please just ignore him, and he will go crazy.

Thanks,

Sadly, a member of that fucking nut job's family.

SPURS FAN says: Awesome. I believe this one completely. Did you know he went crazy again because some "anonymous" was flirting with Pam on the post of her Trout, and that fuck nut freak didn't like it? But he can post personal shit of people and act like a fucking psychopath? Priceless.

273 comments:

  1. Dear RQ

    you just got fucking owned

    Thanks spurs your a good guy

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  2. PAM YOU WASHED UP 20-SOMETHING SMELLY CUNT! YEAH ITS ME! I USUALLY STAY OUT OF THIS SHIT LATE AT NIGHT BUT I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF CAUSE YOU MAKE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH! GET YOUR RETARDED ASS BACK HOME AND GROW THE FUCK UP! NO ONE HERE LIKES YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THEN A WHORE RIGHT NOW.

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  3. Well, thanks, but I wrote that up earlier because Giraffe and Big Fat Drew felt the need to take shots at me today.

    Sadly, I don't think this will stop them. It will probably make it worse.

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  4. By the way - caps lock was copyrighted by me so do me a favor and next time you post can you not do that? thank =)

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  5. is that big drew then ? typical trait this time of night

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  6. Holy tirade batman what the fuck is that all about

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  7. Pam - sometimes the cover makes the book.

    There's nothing inside, Pam. You're like that cute puppy dog that goes around humping everyone's leg. People just want to slap you and ask "what the fuck is your problem, act normal"

    Any chick can bend over, shove stuff up her ass, up her snatch. The only reason you seemingly excel at it is because you are bereft of all self-respect. You have some kind of filtration problem in your brain chemistry that doesn't allow you to pick up on the social cues that signal your behavior is inappropriate and making people grossly uncomfortable.

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  8. This is
    Spurs fan saying RQ is a bitch
    a manly bitch
    and that there are nice people alive
    and she will pin pick them too try
    and make them feel less superior
    the truth is
    she is misserable

    who cares what I do for a living , perhaps I over boast - but at least I never intialy ever hurt any ones feelings without agravation

    ...whats the word...
    humble.
    bitch eat it up you need some pie

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  9. Rocket Queer,

    I saw you in the Shemale section of Cam4 the other night so quit denying it anymore.
    We all know the truth.

    -Ghost.

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  10. Giraffe:

    Yeah, we're cool. But I still see myself getting ripped sometime soon.

    I just called a psychic hot line. They told me that.

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  11. ann. you are my heroe.
    call my # please haha .
    shim wouldnt be so riled up if it
    werent for you wanting me

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  12. you know, it wasn't me, but one might ask what you were doing in the She-male section? huh ghost?

    you fucking asshole

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  13. Anonymous:

    Dude, you are going to get laid. Be sure to remind her of the Bang Bros idea.

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  14. wop I don't hate pam. simmer down. when people use the caps lock key i can hear yelling in my brain. it really is a shame.

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  15. that's funny, Spurs!

    Pam, you are on this earth for people's entertainment. And, at this point, you are no longer entertaining me, so I'm turning you off.

    When I so choose, you will perform again.

    Thank you for playing.

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  16. Rocket Queer,

    the featured page cycles through all the cams, you don't need to click on the shemale section. And regardless, you are on there and you are not one of the ones that looks like a girl.

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  17. wow, wop, why did you feel the need to add the rocket man comment??

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  18. Thanks Spurs,

    I am really angling for her and Brandi Belle together. I really think that would be fun.

    -Ghost

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  19. pam i posted some birth control help for you in your youtube post. :) im always here to help.

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  20. Anonymous:

    No problem. I think Pam owes you. Especially coming to her defense.

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  21. Like I give a shit if you have a majical button- I swear valtrex should be tested more before they give herpe sores like yourself a perscrip.

    your insane, and thanks for the complement I am a great entertainer arent I

    Got you all going - well you, but with as many personalities you have running through your mind, its like a fucking small city

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  22. Well, I blocked Pam so I have no idea if she is still spouting off.

    At any rate, it is far past my bedtime. Spurs, Wop called you a FAG? wtf??

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  23. Ghost - Come eat my crotch I am horny please

    KB: Thank you i am checking now.


    Pam: I love you

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  24. Spurs,

    She deserves to be defended after eviscerating Nik and The Dirty like she did.

    -Ghost

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  25. He did call me a FAG. I don't know what his problem is.

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  26. lol you can block your eyes from comments on blogs?

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  27. Ghost - no money, no power, no p*ssy

    isn't that why you are on here pandering like some loser?

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  28. Anonymous:

    Good point. She did a good job saving that voice mail. Pretty smart.

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  29. Pam,

    when we do finally meet up, I will take care of you good:)

    Don't worry.

    -Ghost

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  30. thank you ghost - I am fearless none the less. And there for these ( haters ) , can say what they want, nothing means anything unless your someone who will profit me in a posssitive nature in my life .

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  31. spurs please say goodnight to me so that my slumber will be a restorative one.

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  32. Rocket Queer,

    Whatever helps you sleep at night.
    You are such a loser that you have to call yourself The Director of Operations for a blog by Big Drew.
    That is kind of sad.
    A real dude with real money does not have to brag and pretend like you do.

    -Ghost

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  33. I am okay - I do brag about money but for a girl my age I am making it pretty good, happy to say - might not be girlfriend or wife material but I am an indapendant girl and will find that later on in life, right now I am focused on other things !

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  34. wtf? my goodnight wishes mean nothing to you, rq?
    i thought your love for me was true.

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  35. "You are such a loser that you have to call yourself The Director of Operations for a blog by Big Drew.
    That is kind of sad."

    That's good stuff Ghost. Giraffe, you can admit that.

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  36. Pam,

    I was not talking to you I was talkin to RQ.
    I actually think you are doing pretty well for your age and circumstances.
    I used to have the same Audi you have when it first came out.

    -Ghost

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  37. Oh great. Here comes KB with the rhymes again, making me feel way out of my league with her skills.

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  38. wop do you hate me?
    if so, i will go sail out to sea
    or perhaps we can talk it over with a cup of tea?
    as i push 'post commment' i will wait and see

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  39. honestly spurs . I am over this - I am trying to say fuck nik richie for saying all of the mean shit he did to all of us - and I have valid proof that he is a fake ... and I get yelled at.

    Grow up whoever is being rude

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  40. oh hi again. Spurs, thank you for the goodnight.

    Um, ghost, the title is a joke, but it surprises me not that you cannot fathom certain humor as it is far above your head (as am I).

    Wanna kiss my boots before I take them off? I'm going to bed now. Have fun with your revolving She Males later tonight.

    Night Kinky bitch!
    Oh, by the way, I went to IHOP today, so email was from today.

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  41. pam, since you are busy here, i will cut and past my birth control advice, so you dont miss it.

    Pam-get an IUD-nothing to remember/forget. You can thank me later.

    Oh and another thing, why are you having periods while on birth control? Skip the last week and just start your new pack, thus you will not have a period anymore. You're welcome.

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  42. I'll check back tomorrow if Wop likes Kinky Bitch. That'll be interesting.

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  43. Rocket Queer,

    You are unstable.
    If I saw you coming into a gym or a post office, I would run...fast..

    -Ghost

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  44. Kinky Bitch you are one helluva humanitarian.

    I wish to thank you on behalf of the entire free world. We don't want Pam to have babies, EVER!

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  45. goodnight RQ!
    I know, the IHOP thing gave it away, I was just effing around. Only a slow minded individual would question it, so you see, it will benefit your readers after all.
    Order french toast next time, for me.

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  46. No KB I tried skipping periods - messed me up! my flows are always so light so im okay with it =). Does it cause weight gain ? I am on yasmin - its okay I still havent taken it. I Really havent been sexualy active in at least a month so Im not too worried about kids in my belly

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  47. a post office? You must work at the post office, who says that shit.

    You draw from your own experiences.

    Do you deliver the mail, or are you one of those counter people? Or perhaps a mail sorter? Who steals packages from Victoria Secret and takes them home, unpacks, jacks off on the contents, then repacks and delivers them to the addressees? Yes, that is you.

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  48. all hormones can possibly cause weight gain. also, dont you smoke (cigarettes)? those are a big no-no with bc pills, seriously.
    i would still go with an iud, they last for 5 years, no periods, dont have to remember anything. they are amazing

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  49. Rocket Queer = not bright person that does not follow the news

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  50. where the eff did wop go, i really need to know if he hates me?

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  51. No I has ashtma big time - I dont smoke anything.

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  52. anon, it was kinda random, but i got it. the news is depressing anyway

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  53. KB:

    Wopness is probably off trying to figure out what he was thinking when he called me a FAG.

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  54. today at the gas station I met one litterally dumber then me.

    They saw my ID for WA, and asked me if I loved the secret agents - not even kidding and im like WTF and some guy goes " washington is a fucking state on the other side of the US Douche bag " " not DC " hahaaha
    I felt awkward.

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  55. I think I might know who ann. is

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  56. Rocket Queer,

    I don't work at the post office but just so you know people at the post office makes lots of money so you should get your facts straight. I bet they make a whole lot more than you do.

    By the way I have spent more on Victoria's Secret on my girls than you make in a year, bitch!


    -Ghost

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  57. Trust me Pam,

    You have no idea who I am.

    -Ghost

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  58. Makes me ansy to be honest. I did name you, we can renamer you casper if you like, up to you. I want a new name =)

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  59. now ghost has rhymes?
    we'll see who wins this one sunshine

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  60. I like you too Spurs.
    You are a cool dude.

    -Ghost.

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  61. Yeah, Detective Pam, I'm sure you cracked the case of anonymous. There's many of them.

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  62. he's a ghost
    but does he have the most
    in charge of RQs roast
    while he eats his toast
    he's one to boast
    i think he lives off the coast

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  63. True - I no or know who one is though

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  64. i want to go to the movies tomorrow, will someone send me the money?

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  65. spurs, texas is 2 hours ahead of az? weird, we arent that far

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  66. Pam,

    If you are thinking I am Medium Pimpin, I am not.
    I am not on Myspace or Facebook and I don't live in AZ or the west coast...yet.

    -Ghost

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  67. You know KB, I was sitting here thinking of something to rhyme back with, I just don't even care to try.

    Mad skills homey, mad skills.

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  68. yet, why would you want to move here, anon? id go midwest or northeast if i could

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  69. KB,

    Yes, I am in Central Time.

    It is weird being the states are so close, I agree.

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  70. KB,

    I live in the Midwest, trust me, it sucks badly.
    I am heading to California in a month.
    Going to see Goods, Live Hard, Sell Hard tomorrow, going to be good.

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  71. Pam don't get an IUD... unless you are in a monogamous relationship. Comdoms have a very high failure rate (not only for pregnancy but also spread of STDs) if you get an STD or anyt type of infection while on the IUD it can travel very easily into the uterus.
    This happened to my childhood friend Kari (bacterial infection not STD guys) and she had MAJOR problems.

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  72. and you should always use condoms, bc or not. dont trust a guy when he tells you he is std free.
    many lie dormant for months/years.

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  73. What's up Elfie?

    Weren't you on a vacation or something?

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  74. anon, what is that? a movie? it sounds like a porn convention.

    omg, i just realized-elfie is back!!
    how was your trip?

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  75. KB:

    It's a movie. With Jeremy Piven.

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  76. pam mustve got offline to talk to anon on the phone.
    now who am i gonna rhyme with?

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  77. oh the car movie?
    who would want to see that?
    i want to see the time travelers wife.
    dont see funny people (if you havent already)
    it was horrible, and not funny, and llllooooonnnggggg

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  78. I'm still here, we're leaving tomorrow. It was fun, we saw the dead body exhibit! It was morbidly interesting. Everyone's asleep and I can't fall asleep!
    Hi guys... I've missed most of you!

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  79. Yeah, the car movie.

    Funny people sucked?

    You know what movie I heard was good?

    Role models.

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  80. Elfie:

    I liked the "most" part of that.

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  81. hes willing to try
    but will probably just cry
    i'll make him a sandwich on rye
    and declare it a tie

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  82. Ghost:

    Hence KB's "name" on here.

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  83. Spurs,

    Role Models was the shit.

    Judd Apatow can suck a dick and I will not go and see any of his movies.
    May he, Seth Rogaine and Jonah Hill die in a fiery plane crash.

    -Ghost

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  84. I've got the skills,
    to pay the bills,
    I don't pop pills,
    but I'll send chills

    up your spine,
    when I rhyme.

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  85. i read the book, it was good. i hope the movie does it well.
    yeah he meets her as a girl, but he doesnt age, so he is a man when they marry, its okay. the point is the love they shared all through time...i wouldnt expect a man to get it. i will go see it with one of my girlfriends. and we will cry together and love it.

    yes, funny people, SUCKED! I rarely dislike a movie (unless it is scary, or creepy like Monster or 8mm) but that one was just bad. Not funny, whatsoever. I think they knew that and named it as such on purpose.

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  86. hence my name on here, what does that mean, spurs?

    did you get your namesake horse from mickey d's yet?

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  87. that was pretty good elfie, pretty good. where did wop go? to do some blow?

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  88. kb:

    "kinky"b!tch. That's why I wrote that. Calm down. Where's your rhyme? You never responded to mine. Do you not have the time?

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  89. He probably passed out from the booze, in mid-sentence began to snooze.

    Spurs~ Thanks! You know which people weren't included in that "most"

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  90. Elfie:

    Appreciate you getting into the "spirit."

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  91. my spine
    aint got the time
    to react to your rhymes
    im here to shine
    you need to get back in line
    and we will be fine

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  92. KB:

    Yeah, that's elementary humor. Sucks. Making cracks about chicks with dicks, and making it seem like people are gay, and just being crude all the way around.

    Wait a minute.

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  93. hey guy what did i miss

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  94. ghost, go see the time travelers wife for me, will you? you will love it.

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  95. KB,

    My other problem with him is that he keeps putting the same people in every movie with him.
    It is sickening.
    Even funny people, the woman is his wife.
    He also ruined Adam Sandler's career starting with that pile of shit Zohan.

    -ghost

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  96. ghost-I really think they know they are not that funny, but are milking their 15 mins as fast as they can.
    spurs-i dont make fun of anyone like that. and honestly, it is getting old. but yeah, i get it

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  97. Pam:

    Go back up and read it. The ladies left you some advice on things. Wasn't mean.

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  98. This rhymin shit is off the chain, I've come tonight to spread my name. Not confused with what Rq's spreadin. No hate, no anger I'm not hot-headed. Just peace and love and birds, singing in the trees. Hell no, that's not Avery. He got fired, yes you see, cause he was just one of RQ's multiple personalities.

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  99. the chick with the glasses/bangs is his wife? she was not funny either. she seemed like she had the potential (she reminded me of mary catherine gallagher skits from SNL) but she reverted to that bathroom humor too, so she sucked.

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  100. PAM! where the eff where you? soaking a towel again?

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  101. KB,

    lol.

    Not even a chance.
    Goods this weekend and then next week Inglorious Basterds. That is going to be great.

    -Ghost

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  102. Spurs I have an amazing story that I would like to be turned into a post soon. if that is ok not about me either

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  103. Pam,

    You like movies?
    We can't date if you are not a movie buff, lol

    -Ghost

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  104. Pam:

    Hell yeah. More than ok. I appreciate anything people send my way.

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  105. oh yes, inglorious basterds looks great!
    just see it, it wont kill you.
    i will see the tard car movie if you see my movie

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  106. the time travelers wife
    looks like an amazing sight
    if ghost wont see it,
    we might get in a fight
    kinkyb!tch knows whats right
    just follow her light

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  107. I have nothing to contribute to the movie conversation... my ADHD seriously hinders my ability to watch movies, I don't even try anymore. HA!

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  108. KB,

    come on.
    Jeremy Piven is funny as hell.
    You can't even compare the two.
    In my opinion they should get rid of everyone but him and Lloyd on Entourage.

    -Ghost

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  109. KB:

    You have us all beat. The next time I write up a post and rhyme in it, I'll be thinking, "KB could do this better than I could."

    I like that.

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  110. Elfie,

    If I could not watch movies I would kill myself.
    That is very sad.

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  111. I want to see "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" it's a children's movie but it was one of my favorite books growing up.
    The time travelers wife was a very good book, I'm an avid reader despite my inability tp pay attention to shit. Haha!

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  112. I CAN watch them but it takes me 3 or 4 tries to actually see them or remember them... I either get up or I start thinking or other things it sucks terribly.

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  113. i want to see cloudy as well.

    jeremy piven just seems like a douchebag. i read perez hilton and he told me so, so it must be true.

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  114. Elfie:

    How do you remember what you read?

    Really.

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  115. KB,

    Unfortunately you are wrong.
    It is Perez that is the douchebag, along with Jon Gosselin and Spencer Pratt.

    -Ghost

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  116. oh my gosh, i just remebered something. when we went to see funny people, they were giving out fliers for cloudy, and it showed food raining down and it was scratch and sniff food pics. they were all gross (meatball, hotdog, steak), but there was a fish too, so while my friend was digging in her wallet i said 'oh man, smell this ice cream cone, it smells good' adn scratched the fish and put it in her face!! lol!! you shoulda seen her reaction, it was priceless!!

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  117. lol!! ghost i thought you were a dude. only a chick would think (correctly) jon gosselin was a douche.
    spencer pratt is a douche as well.
    perez is a funny douche at least.

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  118. You know what is funny ? As soon as RQ gets the hand to her face she sais she has to sleep and peaces out ? ..

    Just sitting here thinking of that. haha.

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  119. Yes I have a fantastic memory otherwise... I could win at Jeopardy. I read medical journals and memorize the info because it interests me. I just finished reading about the eyecolor genome... retarded right? If something does not catch my attention immediately then I go off into another world. Not all books I remember... or even finish.

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  120. KB,

    No, me and the rest of the guys I hang out with think Jon is a douche.
    One thing if he had no kids or even one or two, but his behavior with 8 kids is just disgraceful.
    I want to bang Heidi Montag and her amazing body and tie up Spencer Pratt and duct tape his mouth and make him watch :)

    -Ghost

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  121. That's funny KB... I wish I had some of the scratch n' sniffs i was just thinking how everything was scratch n' sniff when I was little... and it was ok to sniff our markers too because they were fruit scented.

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  122. I want Van Damme and Steven Segal to do a movie together.

    That would be epic.

    -Ghost

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  123. Elfie:

    That's not "retarded."

    That's pretty interesting.

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  124. Pam:

    In all fairness, RQ usually goes to bed early. Well, not "early", but earlier than you and I do.

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  125. Pam,

    I did talk to you.
    I asked you about movies and you ignored me, lol.
    Scroll up.

    Spurs,
    once I get settled in Cali, I will fly her and Ms. Belle out for some fun:)

    -Ghost.

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  126. I need to see who yu are - do you myspace ? .

    - Pam.

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  127. KB,

    How could you betray mankind by having sexual relations with Spencer Pratt?

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  128. I know a lot of useless facts... but can't remember where the FUCK I left my keys (or other random crap) all the time. Space case.
    RQ does go to bed early sometimes and she does tend to bow out when she feels upset as well so who knows?

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  129. I loved your Spencer/Heidi rhyme KB

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  130. Pam,

    No Myspace, no Facebook, nothing.
    I pay cash for all my stuff.
    Properties and cars are in corporate names.
    I am a true ghost, lol.
    I don't even let my friends take photos of me.

    -Ghost

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  131. Elfie:

    My back hurts from sitting funny to type.

    Love always
    me

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  132. Ghost - i cant have a relationship with a man I Can't trust.. please tell me this is a fabrication you have stumbled upon and thought was funny, because at this point I wont say its set in stone, but I think this is love ?

    -Pamela

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  133. "No Myspace, no Facebook, nothing. I don't even let my friends take photos of me."

    Awesome.

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  134. Ghost:

    Pam may as well have strings on her back. She's like a puppet for you.

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  135. Pam...
    don't set yur laptop on your legs or you will get a permanent mark like me. I have lines where the fan is... I think I have leg cancer now guys, thanks A LOT!

    ~Love always
    me and smee (I'm delirious too)

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  136. Spurs:

    Are you implying my period started because I Forgot to take my birthcontrol tonight? Closing lines here kasey.

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  137. Elfie :

    Are you serious .? .. I have it always sat there. What do I do ?

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  138. Pam,

    The one thing you can do is trust me.
    As long as you don't cross me I am the best friend you will ever have for life.
    The minute you do, I will use everything in my power to destroy you.
    I live by the words "Honesty, Loyalty, Respect and then Death"
    I have learned from the best that the less people know about you the better....

    -Ghost

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  139. ghost, i would never, he is grotesque on his best day.
    it was merely rhyming material.
    dont be so hypercritical

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  140. Ghost:

    So tell me, why intruiged in me while the rest of the world wishes to wash there hands of me ?


    - Pamela

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  141. KB,

    You are redeemed:)

    -Ghost

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  142. haha pam
    he means puppet strings, not tampon strings

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  143. dont be so dramatic pam (stole that from spurs)
    the whole world does not want to wash there (sic) hands of you

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  144. KB:

    Oh, I assumed he was thinking of my aunt named flow. Suppose not. Thank you for clearing it up, he is rather slow sometimes.

    XoXo .. Pam

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  145. Pam,

    You have potential.
    You are bi-polar sometimes, but you are smart.
    You have great potential to be a shark one day.
    The thing with the voicemail is something I would do :)

    -Ghost

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  146. Get one of those cooling pads for underneath the laptop Pam... I've ordered one so I don;t further my cancer and have my leg fall off I am kind of partial to walking around on two

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  147. Elfie: Cancer is not a joke and I will support you 100 percent if you decide to remove it.

    Ghost: Little does the world know- I am some what of a shark as it is, in the kindest way possible
    - are you a girl or boy ?

    I don't really swing both ways.

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  148. Am I semi cool that a guy I used to see is on tour with Flo rid? .. just found out.. lol hahahaa

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  149. Pam,

    I am a guy, lol.
    I thought we established that.

    -Ghost

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  150. I will support you too, Elfie.
    I will start up a 'Support the kickstand' fund in your honor, after you lose your leg.

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  151. Please tell me who you are.

    How old are you?
    I am only 20, we cant go to a club or a bar.

    xoxo pamela

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  152. pam-no, and please, keep that to yourself.

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  153. ghost, if you are a guy, tell us something only a guy would know.

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  154. KB: your right. but it made me laugh. he is a tiny white guy on tour with flow rider. I am 100 percent confused

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  155. I don't really have cancer Pam, but i do have marks where my laptop fan sits on my leg.
    I shouldnt joke bout cancer it is not a laughing matter... I just pictured me hobbling on my leg and it made me laugh LOL!

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  156. I think one leg jokes are very funny because my moms husband like I love to say is a one legger and his name is captain crunch. he has five fake legs and when he would leave I used to pose with them on.. kind of fucked up, but very funny.

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  157. good to know I have friends who will chip in my my prosthetic leg, should I ever need one. I am going to need plastic surgery soon, anyone want to support that? I'm about to be 28 (tomorrow)

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  158. why did he have 5 of them pam? were they all wearing different shoes?

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  159. are you really ? surgery is scary.

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  160. No he had like dif ones made for dif ocasions - my mom said her favorite was the " Water leg " lmao it was like a flipper hahaha for the shower hahhahhaa


    fuck.

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  161. KB,

    Kourtney Kardahian is the hottest of all the Kardahian sisters.

    The Bugatto Veyron does 0-60mph in 2.5 seconds and has a top speed of 253 mph and 1001 horsepower.

    -Ghost

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  162. Elfie:

    Are you really having plastic surgery?

    Pam:

    Captain Crunch? That is funny.

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  163. My doctors nickname is "Dr. Powder" cause he looks like the guy from the movie.
    My mom's ex is like 80 something dude! and he had polio as a teenager so he calls himself "Crip" it's even his aol name, he has no idea its also a gang.
    captain crunch? LMAO... that's great.

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  164. Pam,

    I am not really into clubs or bars and regardless, I can get you into anywhere.
    I have the right swa and charisma. lol

    -Ghost

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  165. No Spurs, not really. I've had 2 surgeries in my life and I do not do well with general anesthesia. I won't be getting another unless its heatlh related.

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  166. ghost - please stop. your making me jealous.

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  167. chicks know the first one too, ghost.
    i will give you a pass due to #2 though

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  168. and pam-a flipper? lololololll!! what if he was just swimming in a pool?

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  169. That is why I am afraid of surgery the going under part, I would have bought fake boobs by now if it wasnnt for that, but then again, my name is currently barely legal so it wouldnt work for work.. oh yeah does any ony no a good online store to buy stripper shoes? I Cant find any in this part of FL

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  170. KB,

    Glad I passed, lol.

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  171. What happened to his leg Pam... did he lose it in a freak accident?

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  172. no stripper shoes in miami?
    i find that hard to believe.
    google it, that might help

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  173. ghost:

    Even though I have made porn and I currently masterbate, does not mean I am a whore. IT means I market myself which I like to make very clear, if all you plan on doing is having sex with me, then I Don't want a part of it. I am a good hearted girl and cant stand to be used.

    xoxoxoxoo pamela

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  174. Pam:

    Use 20k's site.

    www.supervibrator.com

    But I don't he has shoes available yet.

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