Monday, September 14, 2009

Bitchhog and Spurs Fan


Since Spurs is not around today I am posting the picture of Bitchhog and him in their matching track suits visiting DJ the real one at the zoo this weekend. Spurs and Bitchhog were trying to keep their romance hidden. Well, I am outing them just as I did MP.
Too bad they didn't tell DJ that wood is not very edible or vitamin rich.
-Dirtygirl

54 comments:

  1. I love Bitchhog's purple eye shadow, though she did go just a little crazy with it.

    It's great that my daily salads help pay for the Ronald Mcdonald house. I feel like a humanitarian every day at noon.

    you're welcome DJ.

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  2. Miss Texas,

    I totally stold that pic of spurs from your site. haha....thought I couldn't get it didn't you?

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  3. RQ,

    Are your daily salads referring to Kent?

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  4. oh lord, no...

    I'm not sure it was smart posting Kent (anon), as it seems we've lost one of our four commenters. I've also chased off 8D because one day I insulted the hell out of him. So much so, that he said he was leaving for good, and he did!

    southwest chicken salads. I have them every day. They are pretty good.

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  5. Miss Texas is so dumb, she thinks she is clever putting no right clicking on her website.

    What an idiot.

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  6. but I do not think she'll care that you stole the picture, just don't steal her donuts.

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  7. well, that is my spamming for today...i'm going to finish up my chores now.

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  8. They are still here. They either don't comment or just use different names. No different than MP when he said he was never coming back.

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  9. Thanks, DG.
    The shoes are the new Dutch Clogs from Crocs. You can't see it in this picture, but Spurs also has the same pair on.
    I believe I am sensing some jealousy from you and Francis, no? We would woop-ass in all feats of strength, especially with these wonderful suits.

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  10. Oh, and Spurs says "hello" everyone!

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  11. Steven Austin had a suit like that. He was the six million dollar man, but I think his was red.

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  12. That der bares crotch looky just like M'him's crotch. It is mackin' me hungry fer sum pecker!

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  13. I will give you credit on your strength bitchhog but you have to give credit to Francis on stamina.

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  14. Why's eer-one callin' meh fake? Im's about as reel as steal. Now looky hurr....I want sumun ta make me eat meh own panties.

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  15. It's as easy as 1,2,3. This is what I see in this pic above:

    1. Dirtygirl covered Bitchhog's face cause she's sooooo much prettier then her.

    2. Kasey's face, photo shopped in from his junior prom pics hence the reason it's not melting all over the place.

    3. The Panda Bear dude is smiling cause Kasey is patting him on the head, right after he whispered in his ear, "Don't worry big guy, I give a great reach around."

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  16. P.S. IS BitchDog the Panda or the girl with the purple mask? Im confused since she never shows her face...

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  17. R.I.P. Patrick Swayze.

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  18. I am protecting Bitchhog's identity because she is a real reality star from one of the vh1 shows. Her agent says it's not a good idea to be posted on any social networking site.

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  19. And, yes, I am the Panda. I am typing this out to you with my muddy paws.

    You truly are the biggest imbecile on these sites. I am embarrassed for you, as I have not read anything remotely funny or interesting from you. Ever.
    Go back to yourshitty-ass blog that nobody visits, fatass.

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  20. Now, let me get back to my stories.

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  21. It's sad that Patrick Swayze died but now 60 minutes, dateline etc. are going to do too many specials on him and overplay 'Time of my Life'.

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  22. Sorry I covered your face bitchhog. I can't help that I'm that much prettier. But you do have great style that I cannot hide.

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  23. Also, I'm surprised to see Drew over here today since there is a giant wooden penis to stare at on his own site.

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  24. I would like to remain mysterious, so I thank you, DG. My publicist would not be happy if my stunning beauty were to be displayed on this site.

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  25. I did not realize this before but I think the wood DJ is eating is from the giant wooden penis.

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  26. Why is there a photo of cobra Commander and Doogie Howser with a panda on here?

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  27. Anon...you must read the caption. It is a picture of the star of the site along with two celebrity commenters. Pictures like these are very rare and worth alot of money. Even TMZ was after this.....but I have connections.

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  28. Yes. I also go by Commander, so you may call me that, Anon.

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  29. Dg- where is spurs today - in the studio cutting a video?

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  30. I would just like to say:

    Look at that damn panda.

    That is all

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  31. Maybe his mom grounded him from the internet for looking at dumpstersluts.com

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  32. To many bowls and Del Taco last night. His @ss is burning.

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  33. DG, I have to admit this is kinda funny. Are you sure that's SPURS though? His skin tone looks to dark to me. I thought I was a Pelican.

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  34. Ding Dong Schwayze's dead!!!

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  35. Morning all, I'm back, hope yall haven't replaced me with another commenter, have you Dirty Girl?

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  36. QB~ You are irreplaceable...

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  37. Elfie you are pulchritudinous.


    Where is everyone today there has been a total of 4 posts on both sites combined.

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  38. Hi WOP DG made me cry. I had to call the suicide hotline to talk me out of killing myself over this post. If they put up anything else maybe there would be something to comment on. Either that or they all flew back to Nik today.

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  39. Why thank you Wopness my love.

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  40. DJ... you hvae sagging jawls, a bulbous nose and do not have a strong grasp on the english language. Are you foriegn?

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  41. Isn't obvious by the pic DG put up? Looks like I'm Chinese today. Fied lice only .99 today. You want sping roll today? Oh well at least I'm not an albino Gecko. This bores me see ya Elfie.

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  42. It's pronounced "flied rie", round eye!Anyhow... this bores me as well.

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  43. Thank you Elfie, you're forever my e-bff!

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  44. Big Time Creep:

    "2. Kasey's face, photo shopped in from his junior prom pics hence the reason it's not melting all over the place."

    Do you know how to read Fat Boy? The comments before you addressed where that photo was taken from.

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  45. CBT:

    Lingo was great again.

    Anonymous:

    "Why is there a photo of cobra Commander and Doogie Howser with a panda on here?"

    That was awesome.

    Lion:

    "Maybe his mom grounded him from the internet for looking at dumpstersluts.com"

    No she found out I was dumb enough to let you post here, so she grounded me.

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  46. *MTQ*:

    Hey, how are you? Thanks for missing me here.

    Wopness:

    "Ding Dong Schwayze's dead!!!"

    COLD.

    Pelican:

    Do you know how to write in English?

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