Saturday, September 5, 2009

Cowboy Trout's Top Ten



E-mail: Top 10 things about CBT we don't care about

1. How much pussy he gets
2. How much pussy he gets
3. How many cars he used to sell
4. His backwoods "wisdom"
5. How many people he killed in the forest of Bora Bora with a sewing needle and a golf tee
6. M'lady bullshit.
7. His posts that are 8 pages long

Have people finish the rest.

SPURS FAN says: I like number 5 the best. Thanks for this. I'll try one out:

8. That young niece of his he was banging, Billy Jo or whatever her name is.

183 comments:

  1. 9. how much pussy he really doesnt get.

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  2. 10. how many men he can suck at once without his gag reflexes kicking in.

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  3. 11. all the drugs he did everyday for 3 years straight and lived to tell about it.

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  4. 12. all the ball sweat he drank to stay alive in the Bora Bora jungle.

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  5. The fourteen 8 balls he did in 20 mins in 1992 while selling 457 cars

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  6. LMAO is that his hillbilly mansion? Yeeeeee hawwww!!!!

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  7. now thats funny shit, cbt is that ur house???

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  8. Anonymous:

    Those were great.

    I think there were a couple of different "anons" on this post, so nice job to the both of you.

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  9. Rob M:

    Yes, it is. That's considered luxury in Arkansas.

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  10. 20K:

    He's ashamed we all know where he lives.

    I don't think he'll be chiming in.

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  11. *Miss Texas*,

    How are you doing? Any plans for Labor Day?

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  12. I'm pretty sure M'lady won't give me any indeterminate gender pussy since I posted a picture of her feet over in Guidoville.

    Anybody got a line?

    Who wants to go hang out in the woods with me and play army?

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  13. I actually kind of like the place.
    Sometime the setting is more important than the physical building.
    It looks pretty cool and peaceful.

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  14. anyone seen the movie 'deliverance'? i think cbt was the kid playing the banjo.

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  15. That's funny, but Spurs looks way more the deliverence kid than I do.

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  16. did you do stuntman work for hollywood at one time cbt?

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  17. anon needs to get away more if he thinks that place looks "calm and peaceful"

    Looks like a fucking nightmare to me, and I'm sure reeks to high hell. it's elevated because that is where CBT keeps his piss pot.

    Might be the unibomber's little slice of heaven, but, for me, that is apocalyptic poverty.

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  18. i seriously would not allow my dog to live there.

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  19. SPURS: If by "plans" you mean going out of town or anything fun like that, then Negatory.

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  20. Rocket Queen, you lack of knowledge of real estate is sad.
    For all you know that little shack could be on someone's property of hundreds of prime acreage worth millions of dollars.
    I would rather live out there than your little congested neighborhood.

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  21. CBT:

    "That's funny, but Spurs looks way more the deliverence kid than I do."

    Not cool.

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  22. Giraffe:

    "Looks like a fucking nightmare to me, and I'm sure reeks to high hell. it's elevated because that is where CBT keeps his piss pot."

    Good point, but I think CBT is afraid that swamp go "tsunami" on him, so he's taking precautions.

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  23. *Miss Texas*:

    I have no grand plans either.

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  24. Spurs: We have no swamps in the Ozarks. Swamps require flat ground so the water doesn't run off. There's no flat ground here.

    RQ: Get on line and see what a half acre lot sells for in Baxter County. Undeveloped, around 20 to 30k. My 75 acres are cleared and worth between 1.5 and 2.25 Mil.
    Btw, M'lady are you butthurt because I'm teasing you about those big ol' feet of yours?

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  25. CBT:

    "We have no swamps in the Ozarks. Swamps require flat ground so the water doesn't run off. There's no flat ground here."

    Well, that makes sense.

    That's no fun.

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  26. CBT: I do not care. I would rather live in the city than be tucked away someplace on barren land, forgotten by the world, doing commericials for a bumfuck diner.

    get fucking serious.

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  27. by the way, Spurs, I was watching lockup raw last night. I wasn't planning on going to jail.

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  28. I'm actually enjoying reading the comments here more so than the ones on thedirty.com. You guys crack me up.

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  29. RQ, you know I have no intention of staying here any longer than I have to. The right buyer comes along and I'm headed my ass back to civilization. Are you pissed because I'm teasing you about your feet? Did I touch a nerve there?

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  30. Rocket Queen,

    You just say that because all you can afford is a rented condo and a butt ugly Dodge Charger.
    People with money love privacy and land.
    Ask Ted Turner and all the people that spend big money in Big Sky Montana, the Pacific Northwest and so on.
    Cash, land, gold and oil are king in life.

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  31. CBT, MY FEET ARE FINE AND DANDY AND NOT BIG.

    LIKE FUCKING HELL YOU HAVE 2 MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF LAND. IF YOU DID, YOU WOULD FUCKING SELL IT AND HAVE BEEN OUT OF THERE BY NOW.

    GIVE ME A BREAK.

    YOU'RE POOR, AIN'T NOTHING ELSE TO IT.

    YOU'RE NOT RICH IN LAND, DONKEYS, OR COW CHIPS.
    FUCK OFF

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  32. I MEAN, I JSUT LOOKED AT CONDOS TODAY IN KIRKLAND ON LAKE BLVD. THOSE FUCKING CONDOS ARE 2-3 MILLION DOLLARS.

    NO PRIVACY. LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION.

    THAT IS WHAT PEOPLE PAY FOR.

    EVEN POOR PEOPLE CAN HAVE PRIVACY, JUST MOVE TO THE OZARKS.
    FUCK OFF.

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  33. ONE MORE THING CBT, CAN YOU FUCKING GET A NEW PICTURE OF YOURSELF, I AM SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF LOOKING AT THAT IDIOTIC PICTURE OF A REDNECK ALL PROUD OF HIMSELF IN A SUIT CUZ HE DONE SHAT, SHOWERED, AND SHINED.

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  34. anyway, Hi Spurs. I'm not doing anything this weekend either.

    I am seriously thinking of going out tonight I feel like I need a drink or something.

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  35. rq, didnt you have a house or condo for sale in fountain hills?

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  36. RQ, did you forget what you told me about the house in Arizona?

    I haven't sold out because my sister and I own 150 acres jointly and she's being a pain in the ass.

    I've spent more of my life in a suit than I have in boots and jeans.

    Your toes are longer than Pam's fingers.

    I like that picture and I'm gonna keep using it.

    Next time, "Fart Proudly".

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  37. no, i did not. i had a house in scottsdale and one here.
    i might buy my new place in fountain hills.

    i like phx, but, let's face it, there is a lot of fucking riff raff and i like to steer clear.

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  38. RQ, did you forget what you told me about the house in Arizona?

    I haven't sold out because my sister and I own 150 acres jointly and she's being a pain in the ass.

    I've spent more of my life in a suit than I have in boots and jeans.

    Your toes are longer than Pam's fingers.

    I like that picture and I'm gonna keep using it.

    Next time, "Fart Proudly".

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  39. sick to death of your fucking pig mouth and your goddamned sex talk and innuendo towards me.

    you got that you mother fucking hillbilly inbred pig?

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  40. stop acting like we are friends.

    you do not stand a chance in fucking hell with me, i would not go near you if you offered me a million dollars, and that is the fucking mother fucking truth.

    i like my men seasoned, true, but seasoned in a manner that is refined, a formal education, a powerful job, and a reliable automobile.

    now leave me the fuck alone CBT.

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  41. ah, ok. i thought you had a place in fountain hills. carefree is also a nice place too but the thing that sucks about carefree is theres coyotes. and cbt, if you reqally wanted to you can take her to court and force a sale. so she would either have to buy you out or sale the property.

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  42. FACT IS, I HAVE THE CASH TO BUY A HOME, TWO NEW CARS, FREE AND CLEAR SO ALL OF YOU CAN EAT MY FUCK, ESPECIALLY YOU CBT.

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  43. anon, i care only about scorpions and riff raff.

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  44. coyotes do not bother me, and i actually befriended one in a cornfield and brought him dog food all the time. poor little guy.

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  45. M'lady: Did you forget what you told me about the house in Arizona?

    Your toes are longer than Pam's fingers.

    I haven't sold out because my sister and I own 150 acres jointly and she's being a pain in the ass.

    Anybody that would spend 2 to 3 million on a condo is an idiot, I don't care how rich they are.

    I've spent more of my life in a suit than I have in jeans and boots.

    I like that picture and I believe I'll keep using it.

    You have some really great legs, regardless of what's at the end of them, you on'ry old heifer.

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  46. oh... scorpions suck also. but the scorpions are still pretty good. one my former co-workers had a dog killed by a coyote.

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  47. stop making sexual commentary towards me, CBT. I do not appreciate it, nor will we EVER be friends because you cannot wrap your head around anything but pussy.

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  48. rq, would you be willing to be my friend?

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  49. cbt: just like that old saying goes; you always want what you cant have.

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  50. would i be willing to be your friend.

    that is a retarded question which I refuse to answer.

    you do not plan to become someone's friend, it just happens by natural progression.

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  51. i'm so pissed i cannot see straight, all my oxygen is being sucked into my fists and distorting my vision.
    i have to go.

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  52. Apparently that posted twice.

    Also, RQ, no matter what I said, you're 20 years older than any woman I'd be interested in. I figured some attention might make you feel better. I have a formal education, even if it is from the University of Arkansas.

    I did think we were friends, at least long distance ones, but apparently I was wrong. I have no problem leaving you alone. The shit that matters to you makes you no better than Richie Rexic. You're just another self important, aging, shallow cunt that loyalty means nothing to. Fuck you.

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  53. thats a pretty sad story there rq.

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  54. cbt: have you read the list above? if so, does any of it make any sense to you?

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  55. Her ranting and raving and temper tantrum only proves to me that she is a liar and really has no money.

    The only way she could come up with some money is if she used those legs of her to trick some rich man into marrying her and divorcing him, you know the gold digger way...

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  56. "8. That young niece of his he was banging, Billy Jo or whatever her name is."

    I thought her name was Billy Clyde? But I could be wrong.

    It seems like CBT and Rocket are no longer friends?

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  57. M'him, lissy hurr! eyes luff yous and wants to share meh cowpatty empire wif yous! so long as you let me skrew meh cuzzins and uncles we can luff each utter fer ever and ever!

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  58. Anonymous: You mean the list on this post? Yeah, I read it. It's just stupid shit Pimpin' got Spurs to Post.

    8====D~~~~: The girls name isn't "Billy" anything, she isn't my niece, she's my oldest daughter's mother.

    Fuck Rocket Queen. Women like her are why I date 22 year olds.

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  59. uh...nik richie flies a 'bi'-plane?

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  60. Giraffe:

    "by the way, Spurs, I was watching lockup raw last night. I wasn't planning on going to jail."

    I get it now! Yeah, that show is nuts, huh?

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  61. Giraffe:

    "I am seriously thinking of going out tonight I feel like I need a drink or something."

    Will you see Jim? Tell him I said hello. Buy him a drink for me.

    Also, are you being serious about the stuff you are writing to CBT?

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  62. Lissy hurr all ya dang city slicker pansies. Ah dee-man some gosh darn pecker fer meh face and booty hole! Ah em rully pissed an ah need pecker to chew.

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  63. 2dirty4u:

    I agree. I love the comments from people that come out on these posts.

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  64. CBT:

    "You mean the list on this post? Yeah, I read it. It's just stupid shit Pimpin' got Spurs to Post."

    This wasn't done by MP either bud. Seriously.

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  65. you know that theres always some truth to the humor.

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  66. we dont need to get pissy with each other. its all in good fun. if it will make you feel better maybe spurs will post my pic? then you can all have a hoot and holler at it.

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  67. 8====D~~~:

    I have to say, I've read these comments twice now. Some really funny stuff. I just enjoy where the comments go:

    Coyotes, Ted Turner, real estate, shanks, Dodge Charger, feet, redneck lingo, etc. etc.

    It really does amuse me.

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  68. 8=====D~~:

    I'm not posting that bullshit pic you sent me dude.

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  69. I enjoy the variety of personalities in here. It is pretty fun. Maybe I can withdraw my pic request after all?

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  70. Spurs, thats not a bullshit pic. I swear on Gandhi's grave.

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  71. 8====D~~~:

    That pic was taken in the 1970's.

    2dirty4u:

    The pic isn't believable at all. I mean, I know it's not him. It was a nice little prank on me though.

    I give him credit for it.

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  72. The one were I was a kid was taken in the 70's. But not the other one.

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  73. pfft...i found the pic and posted it.

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  74. Be sure to let everyone know that I do indeed look very much like Rob Zombie.Or a young Charles Manson.

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  75. Giraffe:

    I don't really care for who "I" am supposed to be in that pic.

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  76. Hahahaha! Kinda hard to tell who s/he is ripping on huh?

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  77. I'm like the whipping boy over there 8====D~~.

    Can't count how many times I've been mentioned over there at that crap site.

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  78. Maybe, just maybe I will send in a real pic of me. Just to clear things about how I look. I am not a mountain man nor a greasy guido.

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  79. And the pic of the kid I sent really and trully is me. You can post that Spurs. And leave the comments open, I could care less if somebody has the need to pick on somebody when they were just one and a half years of age.

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  80. I figured the kid pic was really you. That made sense. But the "older" pic of you was taken in the same "time frame" as your kid pic.

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  81. Hahahaha! The 'older' pic is awesome.

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  82. Yeah, it's good. Just too "not believable."

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  83. Well I think the Magnum P.I. 'stache is the thing that gives it away.

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  84. "Also, are you being serious about the stuff you are writing to CBT?"

    Spurs: I don't care if RQ is serious. I've stuck up for her even when she was in the wrong. I'm fucking done and, unlike Drew, once I'm done, that's it.

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  85. She's mad cause I said her feet were big and I e-sent her a "Fart Proudly" T shirt.

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  86. CBT:

    Fair enough.

    8====D~~~:

    Yeah, that kind of "gave it away."

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  87. I'm sorry, Spurs. It was actually going to be Cholla, but then I she's an insignificant little nobody and not worth picking on.

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  88. Cholla? That would have been a good one. But nobody really cares about her. Or that turtle guy. Or any of them.

    Unless it's information about Nik's plane number being tracked.

    People love that info, right Giraffe? HA!

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  89. Rocket Queen, do you honestly think that I look like Rob Zombie? Seriously?

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  90. yeah, that's really great contributions they have when they come on and act like they are fucking somebodies, posting as anons and making a "guess who i am" game out of it.
    who the fuck cares, you're a bunch of idiotic office workers.

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  91. 8D what you look like is of no consequence to me - your fucked up personality and your stupidity overshadow any good quality you *may* have.

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  92. Giraffe:

    Well, I did find the stuff "Nik's a Dik" to be pretty interesting.

    "who the fuck cares, you're a bunch of idiotic office workers."

    Well, they aren't office workers anymore.

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  93. Actually, thank you. Just goes to show you know nothing about me but honestly I could care less what you think of me. You and your opinions are completely inconsequential to me.

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  94. ok, now they are even less than office workers, clinging to their last moment of "greatness"...their life's work completed.

    8D - then don't fucking ask. just don't even fucking ask.

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  95. fucking hasbeen washed up bitches, and got drew over there rolling out the welcome mat for them to post.

    wtf?

    they got nothing.

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  96. It was a rhetorical question. Of course I thought you would have seen beyond that.

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  97. was not rhetorical, you imbecile. don't even act like it was.

    you think you can make fucking tranny jokes to me day and fucking night and not have to deal with my bad side?

    you make me sick. especially the fact that you think, talk, type, and call yourself a dick.

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  98. I think it means you want to guzzle cum.

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  99. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    that's cum. Looks pretty gay for a guy to type that, doesn't it?

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  100. cum cum and more cum, each time you type there is cum. what is your obsession with a man's sperm??

    YOU WANT TO GUZZLE CUM BY THE FUCKING BUCKETLOADS YOU SICK MOTHER FUCKER.

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  101. "fucking hasbeen washed up bitches, and got drew over there rolling out the welcome mat for them to post.

    wtf?
    they got nothing."

    What?

    Drew kissed their ass?

    SHOCKING.

    I did see the post you were referring to.

    I laughed.

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  102. Let me make one thing absolutely fucking clear to you, bitch. You do not nor did you not know what i was thinking when I typed that. You cant read somebodys mind through what they typed. I could type one thing but mean another. So you can go out tonight and go get raped. And yes, I AM A DICK! Deal with it, you fucking cunt.

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  103. yes, spurs, he did a whole post dedicated to them, thanking them for visiting the fucking site. Then said they should come on board with full posting ability.

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  104. ok, cum guzzler

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  105. trails of cum follow you wherever you go because you like cum ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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  106. "oh, and then that washed up cougar, the one with the fucking drive in movie theater forehead"

    That's hilarious.

    I was going to copy your statements to 8====D~~~ too, because those made me laugh.

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  107. i'm gonna go and eat dinner, Spurs. bye for now

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  108. Go get gang raped. You of all women deserve rape. But not even a hard up motherfucker would rape you. They can tell youre a tranny.

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  109. "yes, spurs, he did a whole post dedicated to them, thanking them for visiting the fucking site. Then said they should come on board with full posting ability."

    That fat scum even tried to recruit Breezy off of here on some post. Like that guy wants anything to do with some creep.

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  110. 8=====D~~~~~:

    Gang rape? Dude, that's a little rough.

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  111. happy trails ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    cum trails, of course

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Spurs: yeah I saw that. ho hum.

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  112. I guess with the multiple genders she also has multiple personalties.

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  113. it's ok Spurs. It was harsh, but I'm a psychologist and he is just in a cum frenzy projecting his fantasies onto me.

    ironically i was at the gym and saw a guy with a tshirt that had ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    now I know what it means, it's like the SGM sign for cum guzzlers.

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  114. anyway, nobody is going to open their mouths and taste your ~~~~~~~~~~~ (except CBT) so please stop offering it up every single post.

    give it a rest.

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  115. Sorry tranny, but you know nothing about me. Make your stupid assumptions. You dont bother me. Maybe you are jealous that I have never been mistaken for somebody of the opposite sex?

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  116. nice, RQ.
    can't find my camera and Elvis Costello has me busy.

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  117. Hi Bitchhog!! I hope you're having a good time. i love the song "allison" by Elvis Costello

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  118. What's up Cutenbored?

    How are you doing?

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  119. What do you mean? Cutenbored vs. Cuttingbored or my CnB?

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  120. I think the Giraffe is referring to the "CnB."

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  121. I got back from a Labor Day party, and now I'm bored.... What are you up to Spurs? Tell me something exciting!!!!

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  122. Exciting?

    Don't know if I can provide you with excitement.

    I'm rather boring.

    You ever heard of Scott Caan? He's an actor, son of James Caan.

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  123. It's shorter, no alterior (<--spelling?) motive... I'm so bored... What's up???

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  124. Only heard of James Caan... and he's a really good actor. What up with his kid?

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  125. RQ, I gave you a "good job" on your fish thingy for me... Didn't really know what else to say, sorry :(

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  126. Well, I found out a month ago his son had a rap group when he was a kid.

    I was listening to it just now, that's how exciting I am.

    Scott Caan has been in a lot of movies. Ocean's 11 series, Boiler Room, just to name a few.

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  127. thank you, CB. I never knew there was a blobfish. I've come across some interesting creatures in my animalizations.

    i cannot decide between going out or taking my fucking ambien and going to bed.

    fuck, i need to vacuum, i made a mess with my breadsticks.

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  128. Put a face to the name... with Ocean's 11 or 12. I don't usually watch credits... That's more exciting than what I got going on by the way...

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  129. does anyone live in Seattle - who wants to go out??

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  130. CnB:

    I think I will post it, but it will better if you knew who he was.

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  131. Giraffe:

    What happened to Jim?

    But if I was in Seattle, I'd go out with you.

    I'd be sure to bring a stun gun or something though, just in case you went crazy.

    I'd bring you a couple of presents though, to try to smooth things over.

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  132. I never heard of a blobfish either... If you got somewhere to go, do that! The ambien will be there when you get home and tomorrow... Wish I had somewhere to go too!

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  133. I'd go out with you too, if I was in Seattle... Girl, don't act like you don't have your girls to party with...

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  134. haha Spurs that is funny! I'd probably consider it a challenge to try and get you to use it. But thanks!

    Jim is undoubtedly at the bar. He really does talk about soup all night. I know all the cleaning agents and procedures used to clean the kettles...and I know what soup gets made on what day, and a whole lotta other soup-related facts.

    ok, CB i am going out.

    you two be good.

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  135. What do you two have to smooth over? Also, RQ what happened with you and CBT? You two have always been "tight"...

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  136. Oh well, Spurs... Guess it's just me and you! I'll jet if you got "things to do, people to see"... ;)

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  137. CnB:

    Nothing. I mean it's not as if the Giraffe ever went nuts on me or anything.

    Also:

    "Girls to party with?" The girls part is "code" for something isn't it? You are just trying to be nice, but I think I know what your code means.

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  138. Me? Oh, I've got nothing going on tonight.

    People don't want to "see me."

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  139. Spurs: You're so cute! The Girls thing isn't code for anything... I was just saying that I'm sure she has girlfriends to go out and hang with... No military code or anything. I'm curious though... What did you think my "code" meant?

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  140. Start with a t, has the letters: r, a, n, n, y, and s in it as well.

    It was just a joke.

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  141. LOL... I wasn't thinking about that at all... You're making me laugh though! Loves it!

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  142. Well that's good. I am glad I can provide you with a little entertainment.

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  143. You always provide me with at least a little entertainment ;) Well, what should I do? Should I go to bed? Or stalk some othe sites? (suggestions on sites to stalk would be appreciated)

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  144. Sites?

    The sites I'd recommend would probably throw so many viruses on your computer you'd have to call the Center for Disease Control.

    Make sure you have plenty of anti-virus crap.

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  145. Hey don't want to start any bullshit, but is Pam ok? I didn't watch the video she made, because I figured skimming over the comments she left on my posts would give me a general idea of whatever she was trying to say... Im sure she got "hammered" by everyone she called out, I just hope she's alright, ya know?

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  146. I think she's cool. I think she's going to stay away for awhile.

    Which I think is a great move.

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  147. What are the sites you got in mind?

    Just a note, though: My computer is running so slow tonight, I think hiring a courier to deliver my comments would be faster (San Diego to San Antonio(?))...

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  148. I wouldn't mention the sites I go to sometimes.

    Sorry.

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  149. I think it's a great move too, but I've been thinking about her all weekend... I was trying to come up with something to say that would get through to her, and I finally did... Hopefully someone else beat me to it!

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  150. Someone did.

    Someone did, trust me.

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  151. Ok, you don't have to mention them.... Men and their porn, it's cool... LMAO!!! (<--that was funny and you know it!)

    Probably going to go to bed, since you can't show up and take me out on the town tonight...

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  152. You going to hit the hay too (<--that is what they say in Texas right?) ???

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  153. You can't get more boring than someone that calls themselves CuteNBORED!!! But, I must bid you a goodnight! Spurs, you're a good dude! Thanks :)

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  154. Pretty soon.

    As far as "the hay?"

    GAY (rhymed)

    I wouldn't ever say some garbage like that.

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  155. No problem.

    Also, I'm not a "good dude."

    I am a great one.

    I think I should be a diplomat or ambassador of some kind.

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  156. From what I've heard... Hay is NOT garbage in the state of Texas... It is a cheap feed for all 'dem dear cattle and horses...

    I'm going to start with some smart (rhymed) rhymes and you won't be able to keep up...

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  157. Nite, diplomat of chat, didn't know I could rhyme like that... did you?

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  158. Hey, that was really good.

    Nice skills.

    Though kinkyb!tch takes the prize so far in the rhyming skills area.

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  159. Now Pocket Rocket and CBT are fighting? lmfao. That's just great....

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  160. *Miss Texas*:

    What's up?

    Yes, they are "fighting."

    Why is that so funny to you?

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  161. B/c they are always kissing each others ass.....it's funny to see CBT finally talk sum shit 2 her....well Kasey Im about 2 go 2 bed....im sleepy! :) GOODNIGHT, SLEEP TIGHT!

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  162. *Miss Texas*:

    That was a rhetorical question.

    Well, sweet dreams.

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  163. I make a mean chicken noodle soup from scratch. The broth involves a lot of ginger root. I love ginger.

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  164. Thanks Chef Boyardee (sarcasm, just playing around).

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  165. Spurs, let me include your noodle. You will learn to cook soon.
    RQ, my dear, let's see another video.

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  166. "Noodle?"

    I do need to learn how to cook, you are right.

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  167. Really though, "Noodle?"

    I'm interested in knowing your thinking behind that one, bitchhog.

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  168. Yes, Spurs.
    I suspect that you are a foodie as well...

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  169. "le" (like how you included that) bitchhog:

    Yes, I can be.

    I can make some mean cocoa, if you like that.

    A specialty of mine.

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  170. Moving forward, using all my breath...

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  171. Who is this Renee character?

    A new victim?

    Are you a poet Renee?

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  172. great. Mommy's lil monster,

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  173. WTF?
    next time I drink I am going to put away the computer.

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