I'm disappointed. In myself. I've had this pic for a couple of days now, I just can't seem to rip it. She looks good here. Kind of like a knock off version of Britney Spears. Maybe Medium Pimpin can rip this pic, because I can't.
Oh yeah, I know some people were disappointed that I took her last pic down (the one where I blasted her to the moon) but I never actually deleted the post. I just put it under her labels, and changed the date. So if you want to see it, just go under the Dirtygirl label. Better yet, here it is. I know why she's so cocky, just based on that pic alone. It's apparent she is an heir to a Bubble Gum Fortune.
Cocky???? I only get called cocky by insecure men who are not as good as me.
ReplyDeleteAll it really is is confidence mixed with lots of sarcasm and that tends to be too much for men to handle.
nice bump it hairdo
ReplyDeleteI don't own a bump it. That is a hairclip with lots of hairspray.
ReplyDelete"Too much for men to handle."
ReplyDeleteNah, that's not cocky at all.
I take that back. It might be too much to handle for the goofballs you associate with.
DG
ReplyDeleteYou are lookin pretty good, I must say
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteYeah man, no fun at all. I want some of that bubble gum money though.
haha...and that was the sarcasm spurs. You just don't get it, do you? I don't get the big league chew thing at all still.
ReplyDeleteThanks Wop!
DG:
ReplyDeleteYou can't tell me that there isn't a striking resemblance to the dude on the Big League Chew pack and that pic of yours.
Britney Spearsish? Yeah, but DG would never go into a gas station restroom barefoot. That's when Britney ceased to be good looking to me. That's nasty, I don't care how well Giggity's scrubbed it. You can take girl out of Louisiana, but you can't take Louisiana out of the girl.
ReplyDeleteThat throw in insult on Giggity was a good one.
ReplyDeleteDG you look hot in this one. MP must be touching himself at this very moment.
ReplyDelete"Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDeleteIs SchokoKuesse just a fancy name for moon pie?"
I just saw this on my recent visit to Guidoville. Dg=Hot and funny.
Spurs: Thanks, I was kinda proud of that.
To paraphrase Larry the Cable Guy: Dirtygirl should be one of Baskin Robbins 31 flavors, of course, so should Elfie.
Giggity buys lots of Pillsbury.
I wonder what "RC Cola" is in German?
ReplyDeleteDG~ You do look hot!
ReplyDeleteDJ~ MP does not touch himself to girls, only pictures Nik Richie, Osama Bin Laden and the Jackson Five.
Kinkyb!tch~ I own those damn bumpits, they don't work for shit! One day I was wearing a bump-it and a strap perfect while I made a smoothie in my Magic Bullet. I felt like a walking infomerical reject.
"Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDeleteCocky???? I only get called cocky by insecure men who are not as good as me.
All it really is is confidence mixed with lots of sarcasm and that tends to be too much for men to handle."
DG, the deal is that there are no "real men" left in the part of the country you live in. They've all been pussified by the influence of California. In this part of the country a woman with backbone is a good thing.
CBT:
ReplyDelete" I dont care how well giggity scrubbed it"
LOL that was hilarious, I literally LOL'd
Elfie too funny! I agree, but the Jackson 5? I can unfotunatly see that. Now I'm blind.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Wop.
ReplyDeleteElfie, I suspect MP rubs it out to pics of anything with a pulse.
ReplyDeleteElfie, you own the bullet? I've come so close to picking up the phone watching that infomercial! I always seem to watch that one when I'm hungry for some reason. And does the bump it really work?
ReplyDeleteCBT, you are right. Men suck out here. I've given up. It's less stressful being single.
DJ, thanks. However, I don't think MP touches himself to girls pics or girls. But the pic of the hairy man is a possibility.
CBT he doesn't need a pulse to get off. As long as it is human he can't resist.
ReplyDeleteDJ: It doesn't have to be human for MP. That why I said a pulse. I really don't think MP is a necromasturbater.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he liked that post. It got him though a couple of lonely nights. Craigs List is his best friend after all.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteSmokin'
Spurs,
What's happening man?
CBT,
Great dig on Gag-gity
Never said he masturebated to the nonliving. But in the end he's sordid. We've all decided.
ReplyDeleteNot much Francis. What's up with you?
ReplyDeleteI think Medium Pimpin has gotten such a bad rap because all of you think he made all those sick comments under "anonymous."
ReplyDeleteDG: It's also the age group you date in (I'm assuming you date men in their mid 20's to early 30's). That age group has an unearned sense of entitlement that makes them useless (there are exceptions) and weak, or they grew up believing the shit they hear in Rap music. "Wait'll you see my dick, bitch." Trust me, very few black men talk to black women like that more than once because a sista will cut dey ass so fast it'll make dey head swim.
ReplyDeleteDG~ Yes I own the bullet, I don't use it for much other than to make homemade hummus and pina coladas. Haagen Daas coconut/pineapple ice cream, frozen pineapple, orange pineapple juice and Cap'n Morgan 100 proof SO GOOD! It doesn't make chop vegetables or grate cheese like on the commerical though.
ReplyDeleteBump-its suck... they are too narrow to make a nice bump, you still have to pin, tease and spray. (why did that sound dirty?)
Spurs: Like I said before, if it wasn't MP that made those comments, I'll ease up on him. I'd feel bad about the watermelon cartoon post except it looks so much like him.
ReplyDeleteYou feel bad? WTF CBT? Scince when?
ReplyDeleteDJ~ I had a crush on the Jackson 5 when when I was 3 or so, that's why I said it (how embarassing) My god-sister, Diana, had a big poster next to her bed of them and I would bounce up on the bed and kiss each one. She also swore that MJ wrote "Dirty Diana" about her, I think about that now and wonder if she thought that song was flattering? Pretty sure Diana was a fame slore.
ReplyDeleteDJ: Shhhhh. Stop busting me out.
ReplyDeleteI liked that story about your god-sister (no sarcasm) Streets.
ReplyDeleteDJ: Google warner brothers scrub me momma with a boogie beat.
ReplyDeleteCBT, do you leg-hump every female on the internet?
ReplyDeleteNot busting CBT. Elfie, agreed slore would be the designation. Maybe it was a preamble to Lisa Marie.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteNot much man, just back in town. I had to jump back to the other post for a minute to put Gag-gity in his place. Stupid full of shit douche.....
I saw your comment Francis. That was a good one. He should have diversified, no doubt. Oh, he just left another comment for you.
ReplyDeleteyes I did Spurs...
ReplyDeleteCBT checked it out blast from my past, they still showed it in the 70's.
ReplyDeleteGG:
ReplyDeleteYou did. Frankly, if it's worth anything, I believe you are in the oil business.
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteI'm driving to Tucson just for that smoothie. That sounds good.
Hi Francis!
"EV said...
ReplyDeleteCBT, do you leg-hump every female on the internet?"
You mistake my intentions. I'm merely offering advice. Giggity is the one leg-humping the women on this site, talking about how he'd love to give Elfie multiple orgasms and such. My comments are tongue in cheek.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteHe's not......he does construction FOR the oil companies. Contractor at best and I highly doubt this guy is smart enough to run anything. There are a lot of dipshit managers out there so I'll give you that......but owner....please
Francis, I think he's a Flash Mart manager. That's sorta the oil business.
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteCheck out what I just posted on the other thread....so true.
Already did. Check out what I said after it.
ReplyDeleteCute Hairdo :)
ReplyDeleteDG~ I might just have to make pina coladas tonight, you are welcome to stop by.
ReplyDeleteHey giiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrl hey! (MT)
ReplyDelete*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteI like how you added the picture. Nice.
MTQT: My apologies for giving you unwarranted shit yesterday. You're not a fat chick ;). I swear.
ReplyDeleteHillbilly:
ReplyDeleteUsing a "smiley face" with a wink is gay.
Hey Miss TeXa$ QT, Sup?
ReplyDeleteElfie drink one for me. I have to work,
ReplyDeletePelican:
ReplyDeleteLet me guess.....You are an editor?
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteHillbilly:
Using a "smiley face" with a wink is gay."
So is living in momma's basement.
Momma?
ReplyDeleteDamn backwoods Hillbilly.
Spurs: I needed a subtle way to say I was lying my ass off.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: "Momma" is a Southern thing, not just hillbilly. Of course, in San Antone, it's "mi mama". Aren't you like the only white boy left in that town?
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteDJ works for an airline. The only thing grammatically correct DJ is capable of are airport codes.
CBT:
ReplyDelete"Mi mama?"
Maybe "mi madre." But I don't even hear that. Also, yes, I'm the only white guy left.
"Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
DJ works for an airline. The only thing grammatically correct DJ is capable of are airport codes."
Let me guess, he's the guy who sends your luggage to Philly when you're headed to Vegas.
DG:
ReplyDeleteThank God Pelican doesn't work in air traffic control. It would be like 9/11 times a million.
United lost my fucking luggage on a non stop flight from Little Rock to STL one time.
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteActually since he actually knows his airport codes he may be able to do his job correctly. It would suck if he worked customer service since most of what he says doesn't make sense. He would frusturate the frusturated passenger even more.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteAlso, yes, I'm the only white guy left."
You're major white boy, too. You could be RQ's little brother. You and her are both like Himmler's wet dream.
"Dirtygirl said...
ReplyDeleteCBT,
Actually since he actually knows his airport codes he may be able to do his job correctly. It would suck if he worked customer service since most of what he says doesn't make sense. He would frusturate the frusturated passenger even more."
Then that's what he does. The airlines hire people to aggravate their customers. Delta in particular.
I might let her touch my Greg if she asked me nice..
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteYou are the producer of Deliverance's wet dream.
DJ~ For you? I'll drink 2... or 3 or 4.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT:
You are the producer of Deliverance's wet dream."
Dude, you look more like that kid than anyone else I've ever seen. Check out the post over in Guidoville from a few weeks ago.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's what I am going to do. I'm going to scroll through that site.
DG,
ReplyDeleteHey girl. Have any big plans for the weekend?
DG actually does look decent here, I will admit that. Maybe she should stop wearing those terrible glasses and do something about the extensions though.
ReplyDelete-MP
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteNice to see you did a post on the Hooter's waitress again.
She is kind of cute, but still average.
I mean if you want hot women, look at Megan Fox or Camilla Belle.
Put Dirtygirl in a room with them and she looks like Michael Moore in a room with Brad Pitt and George Clooney, lol.
MP:
ReplyDeleteHey, that was pretty nice of you. What's up with that?
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteI thought that Tatazz was the "Hooters waitress."
Are you getting Tatazz and DG confused? Or do you consider DG a Hooter's waitress as well?
That's funny man. I take it you are out on the blonde chicks?
ReplyDeleteI prefer dark haired chicks.
ReplyDeleteThat's just me.
I will dabble in a blond every once in a while as well as the rare redhead.
I prefer dark haired women too.
ReplyDeleteI change my hair color all the time but being blonde is my favorite right now. I could submit a dark haired pic as well but I'm kind of tired of being posted. I think other commenters on here need to start submitting their pics. It's only fair.
ReplyDeleteWow...I'm shocked MP would ever have anything nice to say.
ReplyDeleteFrancis,
My big plans would be you but we met years too late. So I'm settling for helping my brother and his family move this weekend and that's about it.
You've only been posted 3 times DG. I'd like to see a dark haired pic. Also, yes, I'd like to see some other commenters as well.
ReplyDeleteUpon further review she does have that Britney Spears dirty little southern girl look and I would let her be one of the rare blonds.
ReplyDeleteI was counting all together between both of the sites.
ReplyDeleteI understand now DG. Yeah, you are right.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone seen the new layout in guidoville?
ReplyDeleteit's pretty gay and boring.
ReplyDeleteNo I haven't Breezy. I'll go look. Where have you been man?
ReplyDeletei've been working. just bought some shithole "oil" company. It's actually a construction company but they didn't know the difference.
ReplyDeleteIt's looks like this joint Breezy. Are you saying this place is "gay and boring?"
ReplyDeleteWhat, you aren't astonished by all the colors here?
I mean, can't you tell I put a lot of thought into the layout?
ReplyDeleteAlso, nice description of what you've been doing. That was funny.
It was a joke. I know it looked exactly like this one. I'm just amazed by Douche. He is the epic fail.
ReplyDeleteHe is the epic fail. That was a good call. Also like the pic you chose for your profile man, that's cool.
ReplyDeleteSo DG is not that bad. Reminds me of that youtube sensation "lonelygirl15". I remember Douche posted an ass shot of hers that was pretty amazing.
ReplyDeleteWhat was the deal with that lonelygirl15 anyway?
ReplyDeletewho knows. I read an article in fast company. it was about internet sensations/buzz. it was a girl who did daily vlogs, turned out to all be scripted, but was supposed to reality.
ReplyDeleteBreezy, that wasn't me and I didn't submit that. Drew did that on his own.
ReplyDeleteLonelygirl15 was a fake video blog that nobody realized was fake for awhile. The girl was I think in her 20's but said she was 15 in the videos.
Yeah, I just checked out one of the videos, it seemed pretty scripted. But the one I looked at had over 200,000 views.
ReplyDeleteI know, just saying it was a very nice picture. gained my respect for sure.
ReplyDeletemainly because I have the same swimsuit, but whatever.
ReplyDeleteGood for you Breezy. I'm sure your wife liked your look in it.
ReplyDeletespurs, so you remember that dude that hooman blew everyone off for in dallas, the promotor? I think he posted him on his twitter....remember that guy?
ReplyDeleteBut this pic is a webcam shot so the lonelygirl reference was good.
ReplyDeleteI remember that vaguely Breezy. What was the deal?
ReplyDeleteSo you do have a webcam DG!
ReplyDeletenothing. I hung out with that kid this last weekend. He lives in the same building as my good friends. He is a little on the gay side. He said Nik text him all the time, wanting to start fake fights with him, it was kind of funny.
ReplyDeleteDG has a webcam? that's interesting.
ReplyDeleteNo, my exboyfriend did. Notice the closet open with all of his clothes?
ReplyDelete"A little on the gay side?"
ReplyDeleteFunny. You should see this pic I have of SORRY Ari, Nik's manager. I know you remember that goofball from that night. I don't know how this person got this pic, it's not on his twitter. Dude, Ari looks so gay in this pic, I think him, Nik, and (|)Merlin(|) are all switch hitters.
Seriously.
haha spurs...you tried to call me out!
ReplyDeleteFAIL.
DG:
ReplyDeleteI thought you just might be trying to be a man.
I did.
ReplyDeleteFAIL on my part.
can't say for sure. send it my way, or have you posted it?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to post it soon man. It's so GAY looking, it's amazing.
ReplyDeleteI always thought merlin was gay. There is no way he is not. So do the both of you know each other in real life?
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one DG.
ReplyDeleteAre you talking about Spurs and Merlin or Spurs and myself?
ReplyDeleteShe was slamming me.
ReplyDeletespurs and yourself
ReplyDeletehaha, I wasn't slamming you but I see now how you thought that.
ReplyDeleteYeah, we met at the party in Dallas where I was wasted DG.
ReplyDeleteYeah DG, I'm glad you can see where I thought that. I mean, it's not as if you've ever slammed me.
ReplyDeleteI was wasted as well. We were across the street at some asian party with an open bar. It's sad that the party I left had 800 times more people then Nik's huge party. I asked him about it and he said that it was a last minute party and no one knew about it.
ReplyDelete*Merlin*'s not gay! lol
ReplyDeletejavascript:(function(){var%20cornify_url='http://www.cornify.com/';var%20file='unicorn_';var%20count=4;if(Math.random()>.7){file='rainbow_';count=7;}file+=Math.ceil(Math.random()*count)+'.gif';var%20div=document.createElement('div');div.style.position='fixed';var%20height=Math.random()*.9;if(typeof(window.innerHeight)=='number'){height=height*window.innerHeight+'px';}else%20if(document.documentElement&&document.documentElement.clientHeight){height=height*document.documentElement.clientHeight+'px';}else{height=height*100+'%';}div.style.top=height;div.style.left=Math.random()*90+'%';var%20img=document.createElement('img');img.setAttribute('src',cornify_url+'corns/'+file);var%20body=document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0];body.appendChild(div);div.appendChild(img);})()
ReplyDeleteSpurs, put that in your address bar, it's hilarious, it's a new app Nik is working on.
ReplyDeleteHow do I do that? What do you mean, the address bar?
ReplyDeleteI know nothing man.
*Miss Texas*
ReplyDeleteMerlin's gay, hate to break it to you. Or he's bi, which means he's gay.
CBT apology accepted.
ReplyDeleteElfie- Hola! :)
I want a pina colada
Breezy:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I remember walking into that "party", and I was like, "Where the fuck are all the people?"
just highlight and post it where you would type in a website. It's really gay, I have to warn you.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to e-mail you Breezy.
ReplyDeleteFor real though, do you honestly think hes bi or gay? I dont think so....that would be a waste...
ReplyDeleteYes, *Miss Texas*, he's bi at least. I'm not kidding. I'm sure he's slept with some chicks, but c'mon, you can't tell he likes men too?
ReplyDeletewhere did DG go?
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteWhere is Rocket Queen?
And Merlin is a straight up fag who takes it in the ass.
The only way he could technically not be gay is because Nik's penis is so small it does not count as sex.
I don't know, I'm sure she'll be back. She's probably in her lab, trying to figure out new insults.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteNot sure about Rocket Queen. As far as your comment on the Pixie Queef?
That was funny.
That was funny spurs. Finally! I guess I will come back in a month for your next funny comment.
ReplyDeleteI've been actually riding in a van across town the whole time I've been on here for the past 40 minutes. I really like this wireless internet that I canceled as of Oct. 1.
Riding in a van?
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell?
a van? nice. go things are working out with you and francis I see. I didn't think his wife would mind.
ReplyDeleteMT,
ReplyDeleteMerlin is gay. No man can not look that feminine and not be into men.
Wait till you see this pic of Ari DG. One gay ass pic.
ReplyDeleteIt's my parents van. I was helping my brother move and now I'm riding back to my parents house.
ReplyDeleteOh, ok. I was hoping you don't own a van. Nothing lamer in the world than a van.
ReplyDeleteNo offense to your parents.
Yes, Francis is my e-lover.
ReplyDeleteI agree. I still can't even buy a car with more than 2 doors.
ReplyDeleteBut I tend to move every year so I like their van then.
That's cool. Yeah, I guess a van can come in handy then.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteYou move every year?
What the hell?
Are you a gypsy?
Kind of...I just get bored of my apartment after a year and move. My next move will be permenant for at least 5 years or so.
ReplyDelete*permanent*
ReplyDeleteSpurs I think the "anon" chiming in to ask where RQ is, is actually RQ? Why doesnt she just comment under her own name?
ReplyDeleteI dunno, I still cant picture Merlin giving somebody a rusty trombone....So which is it Spurs, is he the Driver or the Passenger? lmao....
*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't think it's RQ.
As far as your love interest (|)Merlin(|)? I like how you worded that. Well, I think he's the "Passenger." Or who knows?
Either way, he's gay (RHYMED).
I wonder if Drew's real life consists of copying everyone else.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, *Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteYour boy is in this pic of SORRY too.
I think you just nailed it DG. That's funny. I think he should copy H.I.
ReplyDeleteYou remember him, right?
Miss Texas,
ReplyDeleteI am not Rocket Queen and Spurs knows that.
Rocket Queen does not play those games anyway.
Why would someone that regularly posts as well as makes videos need to post anonymously?
She is the most out there person of all of us.
You are right Anonymous. She does put herself out there more than anyone, which I think is pretty brave and cool. Even though I do enjoy ripping her.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Anonymous, you'll like this pic of SORRY too. There is a chick in there that is so hot. She's a brunette.
ReplyDeleteI bet when Drew is around H.I. he does dress and act like him.
ReplyDeleteI bet he does. You know, I really do feel sorry for the guy at times. I can't say that enough.
ReplyDeleteI sometimes do, too. But then I realize he is 48 years old and should know better by now.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you are right. I don't think he's 48 though. I think he's like 42.
ReplyDeleteDG sorry I'm an auditor. How's your taxs comming along? Spurs your baggage is in your mom's basement. Sleep well.
ReplyDeleteThanks Pelican.
ReplyDeleteDid someone mention my HI? can we have a new post of him please? I miss him.
ReplyDeleteDG, looking hot, sista!
MT: I still hear you breathing.
Yes Bitchhog, H.I. was mentioned. You should see if Drew can hook you up with him.
ReplyDeleteSPURS Fuck get over Nik. The Iranian Is not worth it.
ReplyDeleteI like bashing him still every once in awhile. Have kind of gotten away from it. Also, shouldn't this comment have been put on the SORRY Ari post?
ReplyDeleteWould have made more sense. If you are referring to H.I., that is Fat Boy's friend.
"breezy said...
ReplyDeletei've been working. just bought some shithole "oil" company. It's actually a construction company but they didn't know the difference."
ROFLMAO!
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas,
I am not Rocket Queen and Spurs knows that.
Rocket Queen does not play those games anyway.
Why would someone that regularly posts as well as makes videos need to post anonymously?
She is the most out there person of all of us."
I think RQ and I tie for most out there. If I'd ever break down and buy a webcam, I might have her beat.
Drew's 45.
ReplyDeleteYou need to buy a webcam CBT, I'd like to see what you have to say.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Fat Boy's 45?
I'll think about the webcam. Y'all got enough ammo on me anyway. I can see me getting into the JIm Beam and using that fucking thing, not good.
ReplyDeleteI think that's what Drew told me. Of course, RQ told me she was 44, that i renmeber for sure. Tranny or not, she doesn't look 44.
44? No, she certainly doesn't look 44.
ReplyDeleteI don't think RQ is 44...maybe she was just toying with you CBT?
ReplyDeleteRQ does look 44, just think if she didnt have a boob job and botox and lip injections??!!
ReplyDeleteQB, she was pretty hammered when I talked to her. She told me some other stuff I'll never repeat, but it was the kind of stuff she wouldn't lie about because it made her look bad. I'm betting on 44. The cultural references she makes also kinda peg her at around that age.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the only females I've ever met that lied about being older than they are were between 16 and 20.
ReplyDeleteI'll occasionally lie about my age. I'm 51, but I'll tell some folks I'm 55. They go, "Damn you look good for 55". If I did like certain other people here and shaved 6 years off my age, people would think, "That motherfucker looks rough for 45".
MTQT: You're such a hot chunky gal. How about if I upgrade from Sizzler to Friday's? There's no buffet there, though.
ReplyDelete