Wednesday, September 9, 2009

DiVA makes an appearance. And sickens everyone






DiVA? More like stage hand.

I remember when this rodent (she's the beast on the left) used to leave all sorts of crappy comments for people too.

Dirtygirl went ahead and took care of the main pic. Nice creation Lion.

Don't be too hard on the bottom left hand pic. Same repulsed expression I had on my face when I opened my e-mail and discovered this catastrophe.

345 comments:

  1. Thats all you could come up with. Really?

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  2. Bitchhog:

    You meant "Goo!" as a compliment, right?

    Also, it would be cool if someone sent her a little myspace message (like the bat signal, but instead we could make it a giant forehead), and let that bitch know she's getting a taste of what she gave others.

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  3. Anon,
    who are you "talking" to?

    I know I am speechless. I was not expecting this at all.

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  4. Anonymous:

    Yeah, who were you referring that comment to?

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  5. Spurs,

    I think you should donate 10% of your profit from this site to admit DiVA to Bosley. I think we should save her before it's too late.

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  6. Is that how this beast does her name?

    I thought it was all capitalized, but I wasn't sure.

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  7. I have a headache all of a sudden and I blame you two, Spurs and DG.
    She looks like a Midwestern bar slut....damn.

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  8. I was referring to you Spurs Fan and this site.. I mean can't you come up with something better then this? Really? Is that all you have?

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  9. Lion:

    I think it's too late for Bosley.

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  10. HAHAHA!
    As RR would say "Green goo!"

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  11. DG,
    What is Bosley? Is that the fast food of cosmetic surgery?

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  12. Anonymous:

    Why have you visited the site so much? I mean, you've been on it awhile now.

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  13. Bitchhog:

    It's for "Medical Hair Restoration."

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  14. Spurs,
    Would you recommend Bosley or another place?

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  15. What do you want anon? What does it take to make you happy? Try red tube, it will keep you occupied for awhile.

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  16. I took out one line and replaced it with the part about DG.

    You know who she reminds me of?

    The Joker (Jack Nicholson's version)

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  17. I wonder if she was the one who drew her friend's eyebrows on.

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  18. Good point.

    Her friend's eyebrows do look pretty awful, don't they?

    Her friend reminds me of something, I just can't think of it right now.

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  19. Elfie:
    How did DiVA do with her friend's eyebrows?

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  20. Bitchhog:

    She just wanted someone to look goofier than she looks.

    That's all.

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  21. Someone needs to send her an email. Tell her RR is posting over here. I bet she will show up real quick.

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  22. Elfie Streets eyebrow proSeptember 9, 2009 at 12:52 AM

    wow.. no those eyebrows are ALL wrong. ONe should never shave off natural brows and draw in new ones that start directly above where the old ones once were.

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  23. I think I am going to try that move Streets, just to see if it changes things up for me.

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  24. Thanks, Elfie. It's a little late now for that advice!
    I grew impatient waiting for your reply and now I look like a chola.

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  25. well Bitchhog, I have not seen your eyebrows s of yet... but I would imagine you've got some furry caterpillars goin on am I right?

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  26. I luove thick eyebrows... like Brooke Shields'

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  27. Bitchhog, it's too late. Wear your new eyebrows with pride. In your honor, I am getting rid of mine right now, too.

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  28. Well, they were a a little larger than Brooke Shield's, until now.
    Now I look like a badass thug that will cut a bitch with that same razor.

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  29. Lol. This is funny. Got what I deserved...oh well! Gonna go be a midwestern bar slut, it's all I'm good at!

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  30. Beastly. And no one told me Bitter Beer face man had a granddaughter (on the right).

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  31. You are right, Dirtygirl. I am going to put on my baby phat sneaks with the apple bottom jeans. I may even go out and get a hickey necklace and tag some things.
    Sounds like the birth of a new gang! At least we could keep our names.

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  32. hey diva,

    That was nice of your friend to donate her eyebrows to your hair loss. Every inch counts!

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  33. Shut up DiVA, no one here likes you, you brainless skank-hoe.
    BITCHHOG!!!!!!! PULL THAT RAZOR OUT FROM UNDERNEATH YOUR TONGUE AND CUT THE BITCH!

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  34. don't forget bitchhog-your hair is brown, therefore you need a black eye liner pencil to draw in those brows. You may want to buy 2 pencils, as you will have to line your lips with it some days as well. You don't want to run out smack dab in the middle of the week. That would leave all the chollos checking out some other ruca.

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  35. You are only supposed to wear apple bottom jeans with boots with the fur.

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  36. "BITCHHOG!!!!!!! PULL THAT RAZOR OUT FROM UNDERNEATH YOUR TONGUE AND CUT THE BITCH!"

    Streets,

    Have you ever been to prison?

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  37. I have a big forehead, I know this. It's old! Who cares about my friends eyebrows?? Kinda weird you're mildly obsessed with them, awkwardville.

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  38. Sweet that you hate me but still find time enough in your day to post me. If you guys hate me so much....why talk about me?

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  39. and I am guessing you have on your baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps, DG?

    KB, thanks for watchin my back, hermana!

    Elfie, I have never seen you spew such vile hatred toward a challenged person.

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  40. haha, I wasn't sure if this was the real diva but 'awkwardville' has nearly confirmed it for me.

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  41. We don't ever "talk" about you DiVA. It was understood that you were back around.

    I for one really wanted to post you because all this shit you've talked.

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  42. Yes, you ladies are SO tough. I bet I have a higher IQ and more going at 20 than you ladies ever will. The fact that you are STILL going at this proves as much. You are about as cool as Nik.

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  43. no one has talked about you til today, tyrabanks head. simmer down.

    I just wanna know why your friend let RR's son cut her bangs.

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  44. diva,

    Please tell me you remember all the trash you talked about me.

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  45. We miss your comments diva. They were always so good.

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  46. Spurs,
    did she ever really slam anyone? She was terribly idiotic and I find it laughable that she thinks her IQ is higher than anyone's on here.
    (you're not hurt are you?)

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  47. I know for a fact that I am cooler than Nik and you because I have a full head of hair unlike the both of you.

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  48. You are now sugar. I forgot Spurs you've never said one bad thing in your life or hateful remark towards anybody, ever! Or any of you for that matter. Oh, that's right, everything mean I said was in defense of a girl YOU were attacking out of pure boredom. I must be such as awful person! Oh and Sluthog, my IQ is 140. What's yours sweets?

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  49. Bitchhog:

    I heard worse insults in Cub Scouts.

    That's not the point. The point is, she used all of that little brain of hers to come up with insults and then wrote them.

    The fact is she tried.

    Yes, I'm terribly hurt by the way.

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  50. Spurs, if Streets had been in prison, she'd be hiding that razor in her azz, not under her tongue. Get with it, white boy

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  51. You must be, middle aged hating on randoms who haven't said anything in like 4 months. SUPER COOL! You must LOVE waking up in the morning knowing the exciting meaningful life you live.

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  52. Cry me a fucking river you little boy bitch. Spurs you're such a vagina! I mean seriously be a man change your manpon take some midol and move the fuck on. You cry more than a newborn baby.

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  53. Yes Diva. You were smart enough to lock your purses in your trunk of your mom's car 'to keep them safe' in front of a homeless man.

    Real smart.

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  54. stagehand,

    "take some midol and move the fuck on."

    I'll tell you what you should take:

    A trip to the wig store.

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  55. yeah spurs, change your manpon.

    Good one diva.

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  56. Bitchhog~ Ever since the Goo Gone incident I am "challenged" as well, it's fair game now.

    Spurs~ I've never been to prison but I heard the food is good, mom always used to make prison tamales at Christmas time!

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  57. I'm sorry I don't live in a dangerous neighborhood and it doesn't occur to me that homeless crack heads would be lurking around. I'm sorry for where you live Dirtygirl. I wasn't even really that upset that I lost my stuff, it's just money I'll always have more. I felt more bad for my friend! Oh and I am NOT back around I was told this was on here. IDC that I was posted. You people really think you can tell me something about myself I already don't know? HAHAHA. Good one. Nothing you can say will hurt my feelings I'm way to confident with myself now. Unlike you people.

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  58. You are trying to tell me you did not know homeless crackheads lurk around dangerous neighborhoods?

    Do you ever reread what you write before you post the comment?

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  59. KB:

    "Spurs, if Streets had been in prison, she'd be hiding that razor in her azz, not under her tongue. Get with it, white boy"

    My bad.

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  60. Good for you Diva. I'm glad you are confident with that receding hair line. I'm not so sure I would feel the same if it was me dealing with male pattern baldness.

    How do you cope?

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  61. Is it possible for your eyes to vomit? Because I think mine just did.

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  62. That's classic Christopher Walken.

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  63. I've never been in a bad neighborhood and didn't think this area was to bad. Apparently I was wrong. Until all of your are perfect, worry about yourselves. Oh and no, none of you have reached perfection yet. Nice try.

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  64. I am perfect. Especially with these new eyebrows.

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  65. I know I'm not perfect stage hand.

    I mean, you used to let me know all the time. You biting wit and insults stunned me, and made me sad.

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  66. I think this picture can be held into evidence in the case of attempted murder on my vision.

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  67. Damn Christopher Walken,

    Another great one.

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  68. Christopher Walken's comments are always the best.

    Diva,

    I've been to St. louis. All of downtown stl is a shithole. I know that without living there.

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  69. Obviously Diva has not heard me rhyme, otherwise she wouldn't dare accuse me of not being perfect!

    Tamales...mmmm

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  70. I hope it kills you Christopher. In fact I would gladly shove a knife and cut your eyes out myself and plead guilty happily!! Oh and DG and BH you ladies both need to learn to die your eyebrows when you do your hair.

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  71. DiVA:

    Is this upsetting you at all? Be honest.

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  72. Who's to say that I live in St. Louis? Not you of course, unless you've been stalking me and think they know what they're talking about.

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  73. It did at first, yes. But then I realized when I felt the need to attack people it's because I felt awful about myself. I only hope that one day instead of pointing out the wrong in everybody you meet or see walk by that you are confident and secure enough with yourself that no matter what you can point out the best in somebody. You know, build them up instead of trying to break them down in hopes of feeling victorious for 15 seconds.

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  74. diva,

    Bitchhog and I no longer have eyebrows. We shaved them off tonight. We thought your friend looked really good like that. We all want to be chola's.

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  75. She's no longer my friend. In fact we haven't spoken in 3 years. So what you're saying really doesn't bother me keep on with it if it helps you feel "cool".

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  76. Well DiVA, I for one wasn't feeling "awful about myself."

    Frankly, I felt you and DJ the Pelican One deserved it.

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  77. Oh, that's right, I forgot. Two wrongs make a right. I do apologize for things I said (although I don't quite remember) it was more than likely rude and uncalled for. But don't think people don't feel the same about you.

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  78. I've actually been feeling awful ever since Diva put me down in the past. I cry myself to sleep every night.

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  79. I know they do DiVA.

    And you don't know how much it bothers me that people I will never meet don't like me.

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  80. Also, the fact that all you got from that was you weren't feeling awful about yourself shows your true colors. You'll ALWAYS be a hater. I suppose some people just can't help it.

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  81. Spurs,

    I don't like you. This is why you don't sleep at night, isn't it?

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  82. Well, I have been feeling awful as well. I have been trying to reach out to Tyra for a sitdown with us and also a wig for DiVA.

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  83. A hater would indicate that I am jealous of something. What am I jealous of Diva?

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  84. Lion:

    I don't really like you either.

    So go cry some more.

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  85. DG,
    Yawn, lame.

    Spurs,
    Your sarcasm isn't quite as witty and humorous as you'd like.

    BH
    The fact that Kelli D can get on the show and you can't shows something about your character.

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  86. DiVA, you are as sharp as a tack and twice as flatheaded. Yes, I do find you're photographs to be quite disturbing. I am not sure if there is a crime being committed in these photos, because you see, you appear to appear as if you are being cornholed. But then again you might also be holding in a caca. So I ask you this, which is it?

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  87. "Spurs,
    Your sarcasm isn't quite as witty and humorous as you'd like."

    HATER.

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  88. stage hand:

    Why you be hating on me? (rhymed)

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  89. DiVA:
    I believe it proves that I am perfect!

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  90. Fan of Spurs, I must say that this blog site which you have created is quite the entertainment.

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  91. Thanks Christopher Walken.

    Thanks for not "hating" on me.

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  92. Yeah bitchhog. You do not do porn and get beat up by your boyfriends. You are not cool enough to be on tyra.

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  93. I guess karma is a bitch after all. This is why you never see me say anything negative about people I know nothing about. (doing his Ghandi pose) :) Just out of curiosity Spurs, where the hell are you getting these pictures of all these commenters?

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  94. Diva, I asked you a question. Are you yawning because you are confused again?

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  95. DiVA,
    Jeremy Piven tried cat urine on his head to stop the hair loss. You could try that and report back.
    Or just wear a helmet.

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  96. Fan of Spurs, i have no reason to hate on quality entertainment. Also, why is this person trying to be on the Tyra Banks program? Is there a forehead contest?

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  97. BH
    If that's what you've convinced yourself.

    Spurs
    I no longer "hate" on anything. That requires me to care and effort. I just don't care like that anymore.

    Christopher
    Stop looking at them is my best suggestion? I'm glad you solely base people on looks. The fact that you used cornholed is beyond belief to me. Really? Actually those are pics after a night of drinking, I'm so glad you're interested in my life. It's truly amazing how strangers are worried about complete strangers.

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  98. 2dirty4u:

    "Just out of curiosity Spurs, where the hell are you getting these pictures of all these commenters?"

    Well, someone sent this one in buddy.

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  99. What's funny is NONE of you have changed from the dirty to here. you are still negative and awful people. At least I can proudly say after a few months I learned better and moved on. I guess life after 30 is REALLLLY lame.

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  100. I love riding unicorns while smoking my bong!!

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  101. Nobody really wants to be on the Tyra show, do they Christopher Walken?

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  102. Diva,

    Refer to the illustration labeled 5A. That is your life after 30.

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  103. stage hand:

    "What's funny is NONE of you have changed from the dirty to here. you are still negative and awful people."

    Well, now I feel awful.

    It doesn't seem you "learned better" either. You are still insulting me.

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  104. DG
    Nothing you could ever say would confuse me silly girl. You amaze me sometimes. Not in a good way though! You ferocious little bitch you! Shouldn't such attractive and perfect girls have something to do with attractive and perfect guys instead of living a meaningless e-life with e-bff's?

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  105. Well Fan of Spurs, nobody in their right mind. I mean, I would rather piss shit and shit piss than be on that trainwreck of a television program.

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  106. Spurs
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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  107. Lion:

    "Refer to the illustration labeled 5A. That is your life after 30."

    That was just negative and awful.

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  108. Who cares I can get a wig, you'll always look like skeltor. Keep smoking some meth you crack head. How's cleaning the invisible bugs out of your bathroom for hours on end with a toothbrush. I think that PSA in the 90's about meth was a directed towards yourself.

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  109. stage hand:

    Have you seen DG?

    Also, it's "boo hoo", not "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", like you wrote.

    I cry in the "boo hoo" format.

    Thanks.

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  110. I think that would be a more fitting name, Illustration 5A rather than DiVA or even stagehand. Can we take a vote?

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  111. "How's cleaning the invisible bugs out of your bathroom for hours on end with a toothbrush."

    It's fun.

    Also, who's "skeltor?"

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  112. I think I will go with 'Illustration 5A' as well.

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  113. *perfect life*

    Even I can't always be perfect all the time.

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  114. BH & DG

    I wouldn't really be to proud to look that way you do.

    DG
    Your arms are loosing elasticity and starting to sag and jiggle even when you're not moving. (Try arm workouts!) What boobs you do have are pushed up to your chin, go ahead, use them as a head rest. You're like 90 and your skin is so leathery you look like one of my purses. Good god lay off the tanning bed.
    Sticking your chest out DOESN'T make your boobs look bigger it looks like you're walking with a stick in your ass. Which is frowned. I would also try face wash...the whole grease look isn't going over to well.

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  115. Yes, if I was pushing 65 and my whole life was spursfansays.com I would be trashing a 20 year old too.

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  116. DiVA,
    What pics are you looking at?

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  117. You're right. I'm like 90. Why are you looking at my boobs? Are you a lesbian or something?

    Sorry, not interested.

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  118. DG
    Photoshop is for liars.

    BH
    Pictures somebody forwarded to me.

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  119. Now I understand her obsession with RR. Illustration 5A is a lesbian.

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  120. DG
    It's hard not to notice your boobs when they block your face. Which you probably do on purpose. If I were to turn lesbian, you would def. not be my list 1st-infinity. Then if there was nobodies box left to lick, I would turn straight again!

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  121. Illustaration 5A:

    Photoshop is for chicks like you.

    Also, I'm curious. What does bitchhog look like?

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  122. Riiiiiiight.
    My photos are not out there and the description you gave of DG sounds nowhere near what she looks like or of any photo she has taken.

    Nice try barslutting, piss-artist.

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  123. Since you're so interested in my life, me and RR don't talk anymore. We lost touch.

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  124. I have no idea how to use photoshop diva. Sorry. But thanks for the compliment.

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  125. Lion:

    Can you learn how to use photoshop?

    You are disgusting.

    Oh damn, I'm HATING again.

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  126. A dog.

    BH
    Why aren't your pictures out? To afraid of what they may say about you? Yes she does, I can't send in proof if you life. EWW the picture of her arm though is BURNED into my memory. I'm so glad I'm not old.

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  127. Just like BC doesn't use it either right? Just like that huh?

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  128. bitchhog,

    You have ugly arms. Ouch!

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  129. Spurs
    Not much room to talk buddy. Don't you have meth to od on or something?

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  130. DiVA:

    Dirtygirl looks like a Linn. And a chipmunk.

    She could also be a boxer.

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  131. DG
    I was referring to your arms sweets. Loss of elasticity is quite disgusting!

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  132. photoshop is a program you have to buy which I've never had interest in. But like spurs said, you should really look into it.

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  133. Illustration 5A:

    No, I can't even OD correctly.

    Also, if you think I'm ugly, I just don't know what to do.

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  134. DiVA...that is the most pathetic attempt at an insult.
    just a brazen lie from a rat who feels trapped and is trying to gnaw her way out of the box.

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  135. DG:

    Actually, I was saying that you should use photoshop. But so should 5A.

    I'm just unhappy with myself, I'm sorry.

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  136. DG
    Sugar, the only reason you don't use it is because you can't afford to buy it. That's VERY clear otherwise you would have fixed those arms already.

    BH
    Eat my box. I know you want it.

    Spurs
    That's why you are also push 40 and run a gossiping site like Nik....because you're hoping for some e-fame. Keep up the good work pal!

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  137. Illustration 5A,

    Stop hating on my perfection.

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  138. 5A:

    I will OD on meth before I hit 40.

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  139. DG
    I wouldn't call flappy arms perfection. Indeed quite the opposite.

    Spurs
    I seen your debut video @ 1guy1cup.com I did vomit at the end but once again thanks for the PSA....not that I would ever go that route.

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  140. Spurs is offering you e-fame. Don't you like it?

    Yes, I can't afford photoshop but I can afford a car. What about you Diva? Is mommy still pissed you got HER car broken into?

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  141. Spurs
    Thank god. Do it tonight and save me the anticipation. But oh no! How would DG and BH ever go on without this site? Their life would be even more meaningless than it is now.

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  142. You are nasty 5A. Why would you watch something like that? Spurs only did that video in the early days because he was a struggling website developer.

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  143. diVA~ For being 20 yrs old you sure look used up. Maybe you should cut-back on the underage drinking, it is really aging you. Not only that, who are you to talk about elasticity? Have you SEEN your neck rolls? You will have a goobler neck in about 3 yrs.

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  144. Spurs left his site to me in his will.

    Bitchhog and I will move on without him but promise to carry his legacy on by hating on you.

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  145. All she has to do is refer to the picture of DJ to see what her neck will look like in 3 years.

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  146. No, I paid for it that night when we got home. No biggie. Just because I used my mom's car doesn't mean I don't have my own. She just has a better car. I do love driving her Challenger. Sweetheart, I just bought a 5 grand AutoCad program....Photoshop is pocket change to that. Oh and owning my own house at 19 is always an accomplishment. When did you get your first house?

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  147. Lion:

    I did. I willed it to the both of you.

    As far as my video? 1guy1cup.com?

    I did it for meth.

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  148. Elfie
    Considering those pictures were taken three years ago and I still don't have one I'm in pretty good shape. I mean you know, you stalk my myspace right? Oh and when i was 17 yes I did drink a lot. Now, not so much. How nice of you to chime in Elfie. I mean you opinion means SO much!

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  149. I got my first house when I was 16. It's a tragic story I don't want to get into. Thanks for bringing it up again. I hope you feel bad now.

    I don't really care about your autocad program. It has nothing to do with the fact that I have no interest in buying photoshop. Photoshop is for people who need it, like you.

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  150. Lion:

    I bought my first house when I was 12.

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  151. My brother owned his first house at 3... and?

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  152. Not the SRT8 6 spd genius. Sweet try tho elfie. Clearly you know NOTHING about cars!

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  153. Spurs,

    You are trying one up me right now. I bought my first car at age 8 and it was a challenger. I sold it to some trashy looking lady from missouri. Of course my dad did the paperwork and this lady kept on asking to do special services instead of paying cash.

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  154. DG
    Challengers weren't around in the 1965 when you were 8 sorry. Her's is an 09 she def. shouldn't have traded in the Bullit for it though. It makes me sad.

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  155. dodges are TRASH no matter what engine you put in them.
    Your 50 yr old mom has a 40k car... be that is her crowninc achievement in life, that and producing a daughter with a need for a lifetime membership to the Hair CLub For Men.

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  156. 5A,

    Nobody really cares about your mom's cars and what she does to buy them. But maybe you are proud of her. Afterall, how would you have been created if it wasn't for her way of making money?

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  157. Okay sorry the club formerly known as "The Hair Club for Men" until by virtue of DiVA they recognized the need for female inclusion.

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  158. Lion:

    I am trying to "one up you", I'm sorry.

    I'm just a terrible person, I guess.

    Well, I just ran out of meth, so I'm really tired. I think I might need to go to bed now.

    And dream about meth. And dream of your elastic arms. And dream about bitchhog looking like a dog. And maybe I'll dream that Elfie will learn something about cars.

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  159. 50k. Paid it off in full. No, not her crowninc achievement in life. I think when she paid off 80g left on the house in cash was.

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  160. hey Spurs! I forgot to tell you... my mom never made tamales of any kind. But prison tamales are ramen with doritos crushed up in them. Dont ask how I know.
    Good night!

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  161. Spurs
    I hope you choke on your vomit when you sleep.

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  162. Spurs,
    Leave me out of your sick fantasies, but keep me in that will. This site is really going to pay out.

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  163. You think with all that cash your mom could've gotten you some much needed cosmetic surgery.

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  164. ohhhhhhhhhh wow! Your mom is a baller DiVA...

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  165. Streets:

    That's interesting you know that (no sarcasm).

    Good night.

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  166. yeah, spurs. Choke on your vomit just like you did in 1guy1cup. 5A apparently gets off on it.

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  167. Bitchhog:

    You are in my fantasies, no doubt.

    As far as the site? Oh, it's going to be a huge money maker. It's between this and collecting aluminum cans.

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  168. Nope, just a business women. Something you aren't (business oriented and a women!)

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  169. I agree DG, that is just downright selfish for her mom to go buy fancy new car and pay in full for her 1bdrm condo conversion and meanwhile her daughter is walking around looking like that?! Why, that even hinges on abuse.

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  170. I think DG wanted the can business.
    Do you collect the cans to smoke your meth?

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  171. Wow, DG, stop using your twisted fantasies and putting my name on them. No homo.

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  172. You are in my night tremors, dear Spurs.
    Haha...Sweet Dreams!

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  173. You should hook your mom up with Drew. He is a business man.

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  174. What do you call this DiVA? We are building an EMPIRE here with our business women sense.

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  175. Elife
    Don't be jealous you dusty little bitch. :] If my mom paid more that 80g for a condo conversion she'd be about as stupid as yuuuu!

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  176. I am so DISAPPOINTED! I was hoping for a few insults from DiVA aimed my direction, I really need a good cry. Guess I'm going to have to go watch teh Notebook gain.

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  177. I find it much more profitable just to hold up a sign and ask for money, Bitchhog. Ha....and diva didn't think I was a business woman.

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  178. yuuuu





    good stuff. that was real rich.

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  179. Elfie,

    I think we should call child protective services if she has any younger brothers or sisters. God forbid her mother lets more of them spend the rest of their life looking like this.

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  180. DiVA... hardly stupid but brain damaged from Goo Gone? Possibly. I am fucking suing Goo Gone so I can buy a DAMN CHALLENGER and an 80K condo conversion/crap apt.

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  181. Elfie
    Would you like pictures of my mothers mansion?

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  182. Yes... I know I'm amazing have you SEEN my TITS? No homo... at least not with someone as hideous as yourself.

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  183. Anybody can have amazing tits. They're only 5g. So cheap. How much dick/box did you suck/eat to get them?

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  184. why would I care to see pictures of YOUR MOM'S "mansion", would you like to see a picture of my mom's tits?

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