mp3:CBT Dramatic Reading
Y'all lissen up. Back in 1972, I wez jus sellin meh 412th caddy fer the day, when this feller approaches me with fiteen of the best 8-balls y'all could ever hope ta see. Well seein as how I'm tougher ena possum pussy in winter, i knew i could handle em all buh meh lonesome. Dagnabit, i did all em drugs in 10 mins and i was hornier en drew in a salami shop. Shure as a skeeter tracts to a bug zapper, a lil philly comes meh way for car-buyin and in the next 5 mins i had her inna backseat of a 1970 Lincoln hootin n hollerin. Well wouldnt ya know it, the law happens on by and next thing you know i'm locked up and pacin a cell like a houndog who aint ate in a weeker so. Thats about the time i met me a feller named bubba. Well Bubba, les not get into his there skin color, that shon't matter none to y'all. But Bubba he was a big fella. And bubba he sez to me with a grin that'd scare the britches off yer granpa, he sez "boy, you sho gots a purty mouf". I reckon y'all heard that line from a movie? Well was me who heard it first from my friend Bubba. Nuff said, one thang lad to nother and me n bubba been friends ever sence.
The e-mailer had a great idea with this, that others could do the same on CBT or anyone. Send me your best Hillbilly or Fat Turkey Neck Drew (especially that creep) reading, and I'll post it.
Thanks to the person who made the comment, and the e-mailer who did this.
i am lol'ing so fucking much!
ReplyDeleteOMG how did you get a pic of Rocket Tranny's ass?!?!?
ReplyDeleteYawn................
ReplyDeleteHey I'm the 5th comment. That beats all of Big Drewchbag's comments on his site for the week.
ReplyDeleteThat was funny anonymous. Well said.
ReplyDeleteOMG Spurs, take this nasty shit down.
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone want to look at Nik's nasty ass?
I know it is Nik because those damn Iranian's are hairier than Chewbaca.
God damn it!
I hear you man, it is sick. I do know that. But like I wrote, I think the pic was fitting.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the chicks of that descent can be hairy too, which is just NASTY.
ReplyDeleteThat's just wrong on so many levals. G-ross.
ReplyDeleteWell Giggity. You finally grew some balls and started commenting under your name.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: That's fucking gross. I know you hate Nik, but we really don't want to see his asshole.
BTW, I don't talk out my ass.
Re: yesterday's home value info: Little Rock -1.8%, Phoenix/Scottsdale/Mesa -35.5%
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteThe Arkansas stats are boring as fuck all. A hick's a hick, even with a little luck and on rare occasion, some money. Arkansas is still Hickville USA."
Maybe so, but we're still better people than you are.
DJ:
ReplyDeleteI think this might be the first time one of your comments actually made sense. It is gross.
CBT: wtf you talking about boy I always comment under my own name
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteYou nailed it on Fat Boy. So get totally wasted, do about 4 gravity bong hits and a quarter ounce of coke (one huge line), and you might be close.
Gotta get this pic off, I cant come on during work with this... dont need people seeing gay porn pics on my screen
ReplyDeleteI hear you Wopness. I am going to post something else soon, just so this won't be the first thing to pop up.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the person who sent this pic was different from the e-mailer who did the voice deal. They actually sent it as a shot at you dude. Seriously.
Wop dont worry about it, they already know you gay
ReplyDeleteSPURS: Is that so? Shocker.. I'd hate on me too, if I wasnt me, young, fly, and rich! - just playin
ReplyDeleteGiggity: Good one. Brings me back to 2nd grade. Nice grammar too, retard.
this is just gross!
ReplyDeleteWhy is his asshole so red, that can't be normal!!
I'm gonna go barf now..
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteYeah, sorry about that.
This picture is so nasty. Where do you find these pictures, spurs? Please refrain from posting from your personal porn collection in the future. Not all of us are in to the nasty shit that you're into.
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff Lion. This pic was sent to me as an insult to Wopness.
ReplyDeleteOnce I received the CBT deal, I knew this pic was perfect.
You should see the other pics I have. GROSS. I told the person not to send me anymore of this stuff. Seriously DG.
you know, when I saw the pic I thought it was gonna be directed at Wop..hahah!
ReplyDeleteDont hate me Wop, you just have been made fun of before for being hairy, so that is why I thought that..
Do you think this guy uses soap or shampoo to clean himself?
ReplyDeleteKB:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was considering ripping Wopness because I haven't yet, I just didn't know if I could write it up the correct way. I'm glad I waited though, because like I wrote, I think the pic was fitting for this post.
Dirtygirl:
ReplyDeleteA fire hose and bleach.
Dude's hick accent sucked!! I can't figure out if he was trying to do one or not
ReplyDeleteDan:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think that was just a program that the e-mailer used. I thought it was good enough though.
Spurs: You cant rip me, remember when you tried on the hobbit site, and I continuously merked you?
ReplyDeleteThis is drews ass, isnt it? One of his famous text/emails
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