Miss High Times 2009 with Dabooth.com from Dabooth Productions on Vimeo.
Jessica shouldn't have won. Tatazz and the black chick were the best looking women there. Liked the stoners featured throughout the video. For those of you who are fans of Tatazz you'll like the 4:30 mark, but the camera man dropped the ball at the 7:00 minute mark by not showing her on stage doing a dance.
Nothing I can do about the size of the video. You can watch it in full screen however.
Few things to add here: Chris sucks. Check out the chicks on stage with the horrible poser band at the 6:00 minute mark. Awful. The girl dancing around on like she is having a seizure at the 6:10 to 6:30 mark is just dreadful.
Tatazz gets my vote for hottest poster on SpursFansays.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteNot to be critical but when you post a video about someone with 50,000 other people in it, it would help if you told us which one was the person you were referring to.
I figured it must be the blond chick with the long hair in the white top and shorts.
She is decent looking.
Also,
ReplyDeleteRocket Queen is still hotter.
Her legs are just amazing.
I want to see the plethora of LA 10's that these guys are apparently accustomed to if girls like Tatazz is "decent" looking.
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ReplyDeleteThis is the weakest shit I ever watched, just sayin
ReplyDeleteEV,
ReplyDeleteIf Tatazz was anything better than decent looking she would be modeling for ELITE or some other agency, not this low budget bullshit High Times gig.
She looks pretty much like most any other Hooters waitress.
Dime a dozen.
She is cute, but so is every other chick you pass in the mall.
Beauty is subjective, and if you ask me I've seen some much better looking women around than what some of these agencies put out there. Megan Fox's name is thrown around so much today, yet personally I don't think she is all that to rave about.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I don't follow the "model scene" enough.
ReplyDeleteHey anonymous... how do you know if I model for any other agencies or not? Hmm...exactly. It seems you think to "know" so much about me, probably because I have talked to you before and you are too much of a pussy to use your name. Pathetic.
ReplyDeleteOh and FYI... I was chosen out of almost 50,000 girls to be in this Miss High Times pageant and did things with a magazine that has been around since the 70's, and not many people will ever get to say they did.
Oh and it is obvious you are a girl anonymous. *Of course* you would be a jealous bitch. :)
Thanks EV! This next bong rip is for you!
tatazz of course ur gonna get hated on!! U r gorgeous!!! Rq is nowhere in the same league as u, she looks like an alien from mars attacks. Ugly bitch!! That's how u know anon is a dumbass or like u said an ugly jealous bitch commentor who is scared to use their real name. I think I know who it is!!!!
ReplyDeletefirstly you are not pretty enough to be a model, secondly, sometimes even ugly models make it if they have that "special something"
ReplyDeleteyou don't have it. that's why you are doing 50th string "model" work. of course i'm being generous calling it that when it is basically whoring it up to please a bunch of losers.
please do not retort by telling me i'm jealous.
Haha, do you really think someone who looks like you telling me that is going to hurt my feelings? Sorry, you failed...again.
ReplyDeleteHate to tell ya, but you're obviously wrong my manly looking friend. I've been doing modeling since I was 12.
Oh, and where does this whoring up take place? Right 'cause walking around in clothes and bikinis is such a "whorish" thing to do, right? You're fucking retarded.
No need to tell you that you're jealous, I already know you are. Thanks!
Tatazz has an awesome body and a great smile. This could be love! Rocket queen everyone knows you are jealous so the jig is up. Kind of obvious you were the anonymous commentor too. Don't worry rocket queen, plastic surgery may be able to help you out with that hideous mug, don't take my word for it. It's ok tatazz, rocket queen hates her life. Who wouldn't when they look like that and live a very sad life. Go pop a pill to drain your sorrows, rocket queef.
ReplyDeleteTatazz,
ReplyDeleteDid you actually watch that video you were in?
That was such a bootleg set up and half the girls were downright sad.
It looked like half of you guys were pulled off the street and given some clothes to wear on stage.
If you are such a big dog model and not the Hooter waitress that I believe you are where can I see your work?
Are you in Vogue or any other magazines?
Do you model for Revlon, Covergirl etc?
What agency do you work with and where can I see your work?
Being a Myspace model does not count.
Just because some dirty old man that you met on the Internet takes photos of you does not make you a model, lol.
And for the record, I am a man.
You suffer from Giada DeLaurentis syndrome aka T-Rex syndrome, short legs, short arms and a large head. Cute, but could never be a real model.
Look at Rocket Queens body and legs, she could easily be a model.
Ever notice super models look like Rocket Queen and Hooter's girls look like you?
"Not to be critical but when you post a video about someone with 50,000 other people in it, it would help if you told us which one was the person you were referring to."
ReplyDeleteYeah, I should have done that. You are right (no sarcasm).
"I was chosen out of almost 50,000 girls to be in this Miss High Times pageant"
ReplyDeleteTatazz, that's pretty cool.
Giraffe:
ReplyDelete"that's why you are doing 50th string "model" work."
Sorry Tatazz, but the "50th string" was pretty funny.
That crowd is the most bored and unenthusiastic one I have ever seen. Even Tatazz's spirit fingers could not garner any hype.
ReplyDeleteI agree with anon. These are all girls you see in the mall everday.
There is no way in hell that out of 50,000 girls, this was the cream of the crop.
ReplyDeleteI am a guy and I am not dissing her.
ReplyDeleteI said she is cute.
She is just not a model.
She is a cute Hooters girl.
Look at her height.
If she walked in ELITE or Wilhemina they would laugh her out the door.
My next door neighbor is hotter than Tatazz and she has been in Playboy at least 3 times this year so far and has done a few of the parties and she can barely get modeling gigs.
Just because a lot of guys tell you that you are so hot and you should model does not really make you a model, it just means that want to have sex with you and they will tell you what you want to hear.
Enjoy it while it lasts, I guess:)
Dan K:
ReplyDeleteI see you are still following Tatazz like a little puppy dog. Which stoner were you in the video?
Yes anonymous.. I did see the video. Where was it ever said it was a big time production?
ReplyDeleteThe rest of your comment is so irrelevant that I don't even find the time to address it. Be a good little stalker and find out more about me for yourself. I'm sure you have nothing better to do!
I'd rather not have some nutcase girl (since everyone can tell you really aren't a guy) knocking on my door. Thanks, but no thanks!
And Spurs.. you know what they say.. if you're ugly or fat, you better at least be funny! :)
Dan K! I haven't seen you around here yet!
Blech... the contest wasn't just based on looks, smart one.
ReplyDeleteAnd I definitely don't see girls like this in the mall everyday, but of course you do! haha
Have I mentioned how much I love miserable bitches lately? Well, I do! :)
Wow anonymous... Playboy. What a HUGE accomplishment. Have you seen some of the girls in playboy? So, I highly doubt her being "hotter" than me. My point has been made.
Oh, and hate to break it to ya, but there are plenty of successful petite models. Kate Moss is only 5'6". Durrrrr.
This blech character has had it out for Tatazz for quite some time now.
ReplyDeleteTatazz:
"And Spurs.. you know what they say.. if you're ugly or fat, you better at least be funny! :)"
That's where I make up for my appearance. I'd like to think I'm a pretty funny guy.
hahahaha big drew is a fag. i saw that comment too before he deleted it
ReplyDeleteyeah, i'm usually not the type to kick someone while their down but, he is a punk. I also think we need to put RQ on suicide watch. She has nowhere to post her animalizations or vids.....
ReplyDeleteTatazz,
ReplyDeletePlayboy is a bigger accomplishment than what you have done.
One of the biggest, most well known magazines in the world.
I know who I have not seen in it, you.
You still have not said what work you have done and where it can be found.
By the way you are not 5'6" even.
You are barely 5'2".
Be happy you are cute, could have been worse.
"I feel like there is a purple elephant in the room. So no one cares that drew failed miserably and then cried about it on here"
ReplyDeleteBreezy, I'll just let the guy go in peace.
"I also think we need to put RQ on suicide watch. She has nowhere to post her animalizations or vids....."
That was funny man.
Hey anonymous dumbass... I have been offered to do a pictorial for playboy, but being that I have standards and don't take my clothes off for money, I turned it down. Ohhh, what now? Fucking idiot.
ReplyDeleteYou'll never see me in it, thank you very much.
Oh, and maybe if you would read my comment.. I said it'd be easy enough to find for yourself the work I have done if you are quite truly the stalker you are making yourself out to be. Go on now, better start google-ing!!
:)
i'm ironing my underwear today for good luck!
ReplyDeleteThis anonymous retard is annoying. We get it, you are jealous. Enough!!! Ya and blech definitely has an obsession with tatazz. Kind of scary.
ReplyDeleteDamn tatazz you should have done playboy!! I'd follow you around even more!!
Tatazz,
ReplyDeleteI am not a stalker.
In case you did not notice I am not kissing your ass, which seems to be making you quite mad.
I don't know your real name, don't really care.
There are at least 5 girls in Hooters by my house that look just like you.
If I walk through the mall, probably another 15.
Ten of those will be younger hotter versions of you.
Go to the bar tonight, have the guys tell you how pretty you are and buy you some drinks.
You will feel better.
wow i did not realize drew took the site down before you just now said i have no place to do my animalizations.
ReplyDeletei'm gonna check my live email and if there is not some email of warning or explanation after my faithful service, i'm going to join everyone is the drew bashing because i would consider that very uncool.
Yes, it is making me so enraged.. how did you know? Hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteAwesome, so you are a Hooters regular, huh? Damn, I am jealous of your life. You sound like a real cool "guy". Haha
Once again, you're the one that said rocket queen was hotter than me, therefore making any derogatory statement towards me is purely comical.
Spurs.. what did I tell you in the email? My point has been proven! Some of these commentors are just not smart enough!
RQ,
ReplyDeletedrew is overnighting your final check and a pretty sweet severance package.
He basically ran out of things to call the site since know one stick around and RocketQueen.com was already taken.
You are absolutely right Tatazz. No one picked up on it?
ReplyDeleteAmazing.
tatazz would you fucking shut the hell up about your looks already? really, you are nothing special...go to the mall like anon said and get your accolades there.
ReplyDeleteanyway, on to better things, Drew why did you not tell me you were taking the site down. apparently someone never told you there is no such thing as bad publicity. also, i was coming back next week after finishing up some business and of course i was going to deliver a refreshing breeze of originality and fun.
i know breezy. i am listening to Inconsolable by the backstreet boys. i just cannot stop fucking sobbing
ReplyDeletei am a sobbing tranny mess
ReplyDeletei guess ironing my undies didn't help me with luck after all. fuck it, i'm not wearing any at all today. fuck everyone. fuck it fuck it and fuck it good.
ReplyDeleteTatazz, you are bullshit.
ReplyDeleteYou have done no real modeling work because if you did you would be promoting it.
Real models promote themselves and their work.
I guarantee if you and Rocket Queen walked into a real modeling agency, they will ask her to stay and ask you to leave.
Girls like you are a dime a dozen.
Myspace has created a bunch of little egotistical monsters like you that think you are real models because you have some pervert photographer take some photos of you.
The reality kicks in when the paychecks don't come and the best offer you can get is low budget porn from BangBros or Reality Kings.
If I am nothing special, then I feel terribly sorry for what you are considered.
ReplyDeleteI'd shut the hell up about my looks if anonymous, or as others are saying.. YOU, would shut the fuck up about it. Simple as that.
Haha, I guess you're still special in that way then Spurs!
RQ,
ReplyDeletecall drew and tell him to stop closing up shop. www.BigDrewche.com is available. This way he doesnt have to worry about the main character leaving. I think I just saved your day. You can thank me later.
Oh my god anonymous.. get off my shit already. You are making yourself out to be an obsessed weirdo.
ReplyDeleteWhy would I promote my modeling work on a website like this? No offense Spurs. He and I both know some fucking weirdos come to this website and I'd rather not have creeps like you getting my phone number or address.
So, that point you made there was a pretty fucking retarded one. I guess that shouldn't suprise me though.
Blah blah blah.. I'm ugly and could never ever model and rocket queen is so much more beautiful than me. That is all you are saying.. you're boring me.
But thanks for all of the laughs, seriously! :)
Love ya!
"I guess ironing my undies didn't help me with luck after all."
ReplyDeleteGuess not Giraffe.
Tatazz:
I do feel special.
Breezy:
Funny again.
Tatazz, my god you really are a self absorbed narcissistic chick aren't you?
ReplyDeleteYou really do believe you are the hottest thing out there? lol
That is too funny.
I am picturing you sitting crying to your girlfriends about your boyfriend;
"I can't believe he cheated on me. I am so hot, much hotter than that other girl. Why? I am so perfect and everyone on Myspace says I am the hottest girl they have ever seen and I should be a model."
Right?
LOL tatazz u r so right. anonymous must forget that people like big drew and cbt come on here
ReplyDeleteOh, and Spurs is only being nice to you because he wants to bang you. That's it.
ReplyDelete"Oh, and Spurs is only being nice to you because he wants to bang you."
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's it.
Anonymous, my god are you really still obsessing over me?
ReplyDeleteYup, I am indeed the hottest thing to ever walk the earth, and I piss gold and shit diamonds.
You totally have me all figured out. How ever did you know? Hahaha.
Will you move on to someone else now? Your comments are only taking up space and are an eye sore.
Tatazz, I wish you would go away.
ReplyDeleteThe site is doing just fine without you.
You are just boring and self obsessed.
Rocket Queen and company are at least entertaining, as is Spurs.
Go back to Hooters where you belong.
Lmao. Tatazz I am in love with u!!!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous same could be said for u. I love tatazz and I guess u r too stupid to get her sarcasm. U are annoying and in no way entertaining. Guess that's why u leave ur name anonymous cuz no one gives 2 shits about u. I'm the cool anonymous
ReplyDeleteAll these anonymous comments are making my head hurt. Will someone just put a fucking name in?
ReplyDeleteOh and the blonde girl is fucking hot, who was the girl that won fucking? They should have gotten them smoking though
Anon (the stalker one),
ReplyDeleteShut the fuck up would you already. Go tug it out to some porn or something to get rid of that built up hostility. You sound a bitter bitch. Hell I don't think Tatazz is the hottest girl on the plant but obviously you have some issues to attack her this much. From what I have read of her posts she seems pretty cool........you on the other hand
TT: If you want Anon to stop, I would just stop responding to him/her. They'll eventually get annoyed and stop trying.
ReplyDeleteJust helping you out there, hun!
"who was the girl that won fucking?"
ReplyDeleteSomeone called it close as far as the girl Tatazz, but no one has still gotten "it" yet.
QB:
ReplyDeleteYou are like the voice of reason.
Thank you Spurs, I try.
ReplyDeleteNo problem Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteHaha, yeah I know! I attempted to do it once but sometimes I just can't help myself. ;)
ReplyDeleteSometimes it is fun to add fuel to the fire but not with this idiot.
Aw, and thank you Francis. I think porn would do Anonymous wonders! Want me to send you my favorite sites Anon?
Yes, Queen Bee is definitely the voice of reason! :)
ReplyDeleteSpurs... "it" being what no one has caught on to yet?
No prob. Tatazz......and Spurs he/she is officially on my ignore list.
ReplyDeleteTatazz:
ReplyDeleteYep.
Poor Spurs, so desperate to get in this chick's pants he is barely commenting on our banter for fear he will make her mad.
ReplyDeleteIt is ok Spurs.
Funny thing is when he finally gets in her pants, he will quit being so nice to her and kissing up.
I wish you the best of luck Spurs.
Unfortunately narcissistic girls like her usually suck in bed. You will do better banging her cute but not as attractive friend who is wilder in bed and will even let another girl join in:)
Yo.. Spursfan I think getradfridays is shut down or something.. Little Drew didn't last very long.
ReplyDeleteI understand TT, I think this may be the same Anon that was a disgusting "twunt" and made disparaging statements regarding polaroids and my children. Spurs, since this Anon is so well versed on the happenings at Playboy, maybe you should pull a Hef and "lifetime ban" their ass!
ReplyDeleteQB.. What?! I completely missed those comments! I will volunteer myself to kick "his" ass now with that said! Sounds to me like "he" is a miserable person with a pathetic life. Oh look! Another comment from "him". YAWN.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I thought Spurs. Thought I was going to have a blonde moment and ask what you meant by that! haha
Oh and the video has had almost 50 views today... guess more people frequent your site than I thought!
"so desperate to get in this chick's pants he is barely commenting on our banter for fear he will make her mad."
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm so worried that some woman in Atlanta won't like me.
"Yo.. Spursfan I think getradfridays is shut down or something.. Little Drew didn't last very long."
ReplyDeleteIt will be back up I'm sure.
Spurs: These Anon's crack me up, they're so testy! They get riled up over ANYTHING! LOL- did you like my new name for them? A "twunt" :) hahaha!
ReplyDeleteTatazz:
ReplyDelete"Oh and the video has had almost 50 views today... guess more people frequent your site than I thought!"
It usually gets on average about 130 unique visitors a day. The most it has ever been has been 495 visitors (visitors, not visits) one day, but that was when Leper linked to the site.
Queen Bee:
ReplyDeleteA "twunt?"
Awesome!
Anon:
ReplyDeleteAfter a little research, I found Tatazz.
She also modeled for "FUPA Bonanza" and also for quartermoonjawmodels.com
TT:
Nobody is stalking you and that retort was played out months ago when RR used it. Stop being so damn repetitive, slackjaw. You could always find a job as a Leno impersonator.
That's cool Spurs! You would never think that when it is always the same commentors and such.
ReplyDeleteBlech.. you have already been busted stalking me, considering you were the only commentor who remembered I was from Atlanta. Don't cha remember? So, you're the last person that should be saying "no one is stalking you".
Um, my chin is far from being big. Funny how you didn't have shit to say when my up close pictures were up but now that you can't see me as clearly.. here you are! hahaha. Just give it up!
I agree with EV. Blech I remember you from thedirty. You were lame over there and even more lame over here.
ReplyDeleteNice TT, I see you have recruited a friend or family member to help you out here.
ReplyDeleteI apologize for saying you look like Leno. I now realize that you look a lot more like Beavis and add nothing as far as wit, just like him.
I just watched the video TT, and you were definitely robbed! The winner looks like a fatter version of Ellen Page (Juno). Wow, I would've been pissed! You looked cute though!
ReplyDeleteChiming in....
ReplyDeleteTatazz is gorgeous but looked a bit uncomfortable in front of the crowd (arms crossed and slouching when walking)
The girl that won was not nearly the best looking.
RQ has LONG fucking legs
QB is my e-pal, and my sister "postponed" her fucking wedding yesterday. I might come up anyway.
Anon are fucking annoying CHOOSE A FUCKING NAME OR YOU WILL BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY SPEWING DEGINERATE THAT ALSO POSTS UNDER THE NAME ANONYMOUS.
That is all for now...
Oh and I love Wop, we are getting married in Vegas at the Little White Chapel. Elvis will be conducting the ceremony. I will be wearing my showgirl costume, Wop will be dressed like Tony Manero from Saturday Night Fever. Who wants to come be a witness?
One more thing... Hello Spurs, how are you doing this morning?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Streets? I liked your rant there.
ReplyDeleteWOOO HOOOO!!!!
ReplyDeleteSO LONG, FATASSFRIDAYS.COM!!! GOOD RIDDANCE!!
CELEBRATE!
Elfie: That'd be AWESOME if you still came up! We would have a BLAST for sure!
ReplyDeleteOh, and I'd be happy to witness your Vegas nuptials...I myself, prefer The Little White Wedding Chapel, at least, that's where Britney got married! :)
Ooops I missed Elfies orders so allow me to repost.
ReplyDeleteWOOO HOOOO!!!!
SO LONG, FATASSFRIDAYS.COM!!! GOOD RIDDANCE!!
CELEBRATE!
Unanonymous:
ReplyDeleteThat's funny, but he'll be back, I'm sure.
Tatazz & Spurs...
ReplyDelete45 of those unique visits were me...
I use different proxy servers and switch my I.P.'s all the time...
ha...
Drew: why make a statement, when you know you are going to retract it?...
Einhorn: I'm scarred that you are in the same county as me right now...
please keep the underwear on...
"No More Nightmares!!!"
Anonopopolus: Funny how you name off high fashion modeling companies, then name Playboy, Reality Kings, and Bang Bros in the same breath...
Dirty Sanchez and Kimbo's homeboy's don't care about Hef or Elite/Ford models...just South Beach and 8th street chicks...
Since Finkle is in Maricopa, maybe I do need to take a trip out to Dade County...
ha...
Elfie: I'll be the witness, but I'll be a little hungover...
QB: still waiting for my phone call...
- chef -
-crimking-
Thank you unanonymous...
ReplyDeleteI am feeling powerful today.
CHEF:
ReplyDeleteLow blow dude. I see where those hidden IP's and even hidden city shit comes up, I was wondering who the culprit was. Sometimes it's hard to pinpoint.
Pretty funny dude.
QB~ We would have a great time. I hope we do still go.
ReplyDeleteChef~ It's ok if you are hungover, is there any other way to be while in Vegas?
Spurs - I will kick yer dumbass and strang you up like you were one of them Orientals in the war, This is the real CBT, look at my profile.
ReplyDeleteFake CBT:
ReplyDeleteCBT's profile has his picture and numerous profile views.
...
ReplyDeleteSpurs:
It was weird, I didn't even know what I was doing, and then I checked one day...
I would google my IP number to see what came up...
1st it was Oslo, Norway
then LA,Cali, then Wichita,Kansas, then Aurora, Illinois... (WTF, am I in Wayne's World?!?...
(hey, at least you can tell your advertisers they were unique hits)
Elfie: not too many places in the world allow you to walk about with alcohol in tow...
that does help...
Tatazz aka Naglas:
Not a bad vid...
QB: still waiting for you to give me an ear infukction...
DG: come out come out where ever you are...
Spurs: quick question?
is Miss Texas Queen, Miss Texas, and Miss Texas QT all the same girl?!?
just wonderin'
- chef -
-crimking-
"1st it was Oslo, Norway"
ReplyDeleteI've seen that.
"is Miss Texas Queen, Miss Texas, and Miss Texas QT all the same girl?!?"
Yep.
haha Chef, I like Tatazz's new nickname. Yes, those Texas names are all her, big soft titties and all.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if RQ would like to take me to Paradise Bakery today...
Elfie, I'll be your witness, too. Blindfold Mafia is in da house!
am I the only one who thinks the host to this video looks like Andrew McCarthy's son?
ReplyDeleteDon't act like you don't know who that is, we all thought he was hot (while watching movies we were too young to see) in Sixteen Candles and Less than Zero
Why is her name Tatazz if she has none?
ReplyDeleteElfie... yeah, I was actually really stoned and was extremely exhausted from being on a plane for 6 hours (rain delays). So, I was not feeling my best. But the hands on the hips was kind of like my little pose, haha. My really, really high pose. :p
ReplyDeleteHaha, he totally does kinkybitch! This guy was definitely one of the cuter ones... the one they show for a split second towards the end was so ugly and a fucking weirdo!
Anonymous... Hate to break it to ya, but I have C cups! Having none is having A cups or AA cups. (Which must suck.)
Oh, and I happen to enjoy saying the word tata's so why not make a unique name out of it?
Chef,
ReplyDeleteIf you don't mind my askin, which proxy software do you use? I have tried some that sucked. I am looking for a good one and I'm willing to pay if it's decent.
Kinkyb!tch-you are my new favorite, I totally thought that guy resembled Andrew McCarthy...and Less Than Zero is one of the best/saddest movies..I love it! I always wanted Andrew McCarthy to do me in a hallway at his parents house! lol
ReplyDeleteCHEF: What shall I call you???
Those are NOT C cups. You may be buying the wrong size bra.
ReplyDeleteAnd what is with that heinous dress? You aren't exactly at a picnic with grandma.
I always want to type your name
ReplyDeleteK!nkyBitch, instead of KinkyB!tch.
So after the wedding you are coming back to the room for some S&M fun?
Haha Tatazz... I assumed as much being it WAS for High Times. ;)You looked gorgeous though.
To: It's Anon...
ReplyDeleteI thought the dress was cute, maybe she didn't have much time to get ready, she did say she was behind b/c of rain delays? I'm sure you still couldn't look as pretty as she did if let's say, you had all damn day to get ready?
Aw look, another jealous anonymous! Suprise, suprise! Um, I've had C cups since I was 14. Thanks for the concern about my bra size though. Would you like me to send you a personal picture of my tatas for proof? I'm sure you would! Oh, and the dress had pot leafs on it, so for the occasion, I wore it.
ReplyDeleteThanks Elfie!! :) Yeah, I'm actually suprised my eyes were open throughout the event, haha.
Aw, thanks QB! Me, you, and elfie should be used to this by now! Pretty girls always get hated on!
You are right kinkyb!tch. Good call.
ReplyDeleteTatazz,
ReplyDeleteCall them what you will, they are not big enough to warrant the name Tatazz.
I did not say they were bad, just not huge.
I expect someone with breasts the size of Anna Nicole Smith's to be named Tatazz, lol.
...
ReplyDeleteQB: It is not what you shall "call me," but when "will" you call me...
I'm waiting to get a 1-900-Mix-A-Lot phone call from you like Spurs did...
as per usual:
QB: (in a sultry sexy voice) Hello there, is this Chef?!?
Chef: Why yes this is {while Leon Phelps clips play in background}
QB: Well, Mr. CHEF, I see you've listed "dabut" under your Myspace hobbies?
CHEF: Yeah, that's "da butt."
QB: Uhh huh, ok, um... what would you like to do to me or say to me
CHEF: I will probably begin with a very classy first line... something like: say, sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?
QB: uhm, well I'm not hungry right now, but thank you...
So what do you look for in a woman?
CHEF: My name is CHEF, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I have made love to many fine ladies from the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society... bus station skank.
QB: ha, is that so...?!?
{for more time, please press 9 and # to authorize your prepaid Visa gift card)
*Beep* *boop*
Spurs:
ReplyDeleteIn reference to your comment "Chris sucks", Who is Chris?
...cont....
ReplyDeleteQB: Thank you for your $3.95 payment, we can continue...
So what do you do for work?
CHEF: Ya know, when a man works hard his entire life enduring hundreds of ladies, many of whom he does not even remember you'd like to think that at the end of the day he will be given a lot of money, without having had to earn it.
QB: Well, I think I may have to call Tatazz and KinkyB!tch on 3-way to make this a Menage-a-Quatro ...
*beep*boop*beep*
Tatazz and KB: Yeah, CHEF, you have a question for us?!?
CHEF: Listen, I was wondering. Can I ask yall a question? Uh... was your fathers meat burglers? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole 4 fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dresses!
QB, KB, and Tatazz aka Naglas: so Cheffery, do you believe in love?
CHEF: What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
{"sorry to inform you, your card is out of money, pease call back when balances can be fufilled"}
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
CHEF: oh well.... so is the life of a broke rock star...
- chef -
-crimking-
she's ok.
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What a great day, I have a wedding date with Elfie and threesome potential afterwords with KB... I love my life
ReplyDeletePS - Tatazz is hot, but the lady in the red tanktop was the hottest
Ew, gross! Don't say that Wop! She is disgusting in the face, trust me! Butter face, ya know? Not to mention she was a huge skank bag, she was voted as the "wild card" contestant by the crowd. ('cause she got half naked)
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Donald Duck thinks "I'm ok". I can die happy now!
Ok, yes red shirt girl had a really nice body but it was obvious her face would look better with a paper bag over it (in Megan Fox fashion)
ReplyDeleteTatazz was the most all around attractive girl up there, afro-centric chick was pretty cute as well.
Tatazz~ why do you call Wop donald duck?
CHEF: Your phone call made me quiver...that's what I call a "drunk dial". I sometimes get customers who are so inebriated, that instead of speaking with vulgarity, they end up professing their love for me! But, on the other hand, the caller IS drunk, so I do not take it to heart. lol
ReplyDeleteMP! I've missed ya friend.
ReplyDeletei heart tatazz.
ReplyDeleteYay, Elfie agrees with me! Ronya(even her name was trashy, haha) has a busted up face! Talk some sense into that man of your's. ;) and thanks for the compliments! The black girl is really cute and has an awesome personality too!
ReplyDeleteHaha, I wasn't calling Wop Donald duck, I was calling MP that. I remember dirty girl making a post comparing the two that was hilarious!!
Tatazz - you are right, didnt check the face. I didnt watch a whole lot of the video, I got a nosey secretary
ReplyDeleteElfie my fiance - I believe she was referring to MP
Anonymous:
ReplyDelete"Spurs:
In reference to your comment "Chris sucks", Who is Chris?"
Chris is the dude with the microphone asking stupid questions.
AH-HA! That is why I did not "get" the comparison. My Wop is too cute to be compared to Donald Duck.
ReplyDeleteMp~ I too have missed your panys-ass.
Wop~ Where's my ring? Teardrop (pear), at least 3 1/2 karat purple diamond.
pansy*
ReplyDeleteSpurs - I know what meh account looks like, dipshit
ReplyDeleteDamn man, you are taking this obsessiveness with CBT too far. That's not cool you are using his pic with your comments.
ReplyDeleteI think I might have to start deleting your comments. I don't mind the "hillbilly lingo", but it's getting out of hand with the pic displayed.
Shit the hell up spurs or ill gut cha like a gook
ReplyDeleteElfie - I went to Jared
ReplyDeletei mean why don't you and wop just meet instead of playing some stupid fucking online romance out for everyone to see. no one gives a shit so shut the fuck up already
ReplyDeleteyou're all bunch of boring freakazoids which is why dirty girl left, and i'm about to follow her.
ReplyDeletewop where's my wedding ring...god shut the fuck up with that shit
ReplyDeleteevery fucking time is sign on i have to read about that. enough is enough. i mean you two live in the same town, and youre quite obviously not interested in one another so shut the fuck up already
ReplyDeletei'mtaking a nap
ReplyDeleteRocket queen - you dont like it, go away...
ReplyDeleteFor all you know, we spend every night together
i will go away. being pussy whipped is bad enough, but being pussywhipped online is even more pathetic fucking dickass wop
ReplyDeletespurs is too eager for the traffic to tell you guys what i'm saying. but you can always count on me to light it up and tell you the truth.
ReplyDeleteLIGHT IT UP
spurs you're turning into a pussy. say what you feel man. and not about me, it's all been said.
good point, but whats worse than being online pussy whipped? being a farting tranny
ReplyDeletei am cranky i will nap now.
ReplyDeletego way now, thanks
ReplyDeletewop if you saw me out, you would fall all over yourself, you would be tongue fucking tied you tuscon gutter slime fuckhead
ReplyDeletei am striking and stunning in person, which is probably why i am the only one on here who would actually go to meet someone off of here. but, we all know everyone is pussy footing around, hence the rejected invite from DG yesterday when i invited her to hang out
ReplyDeletekeeping it real, keeping it rq..i need my nap.
ReplyDeleteyes spurs i guess i am on a bit of a rampage, but it gets lonely out here on the plains.
ReplyDeletesometimes i like to stampede around for the hell of it.
ReplyDeleteLOOK OUT EVERYONE IT'S A GIRAFFE STAMPEDE....HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteG'NIGHT SEE YOU AFTER MY NAP
ok what time?
ReplyDeletebut i am not paying, and i'm leaving back to seattle saturday, so come early,like 7am
ReplyDeletei mean is it fucking asking to much for someone to play with me?
ReplyDeleteI AM NOT CRAZY I AM COLORFUL. WHATEVER
ReplyDeleteI'll play with you. What type of game?
ReplyDeleteAnd indeed, it is a Giraffe Rampage.
Is it a shit talking game?
ReplyDeleteI fucking love that game Giraffe.
Haha I wont be there at 7 am, more like early afternoon. I am picking up my car, which should be in PHX tomorrow or Sat morning if all goes as it is supposed to. I can meet you after that. Where are we going? and please don't get all unstable and become an ax murderer on me ok?
ReplyDeleteNOooooooooooo Elfie, i cannot because my flight is leaving early afternoon. however, you might be in luck because tomorrow's meeting might flow over into next week so i'll be stuck here for the weekend.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: no, not a shit talking game. i am far too tired. If you must know the truth, i had a facial yesterday and whatever she did with her little rotating machines has left my skin so tight, i literally cannot close my eyes and im so very tired. i'm going out to the pool to try to make it to 10pm so i can get a decent night's sleep.
that was boring. at least i admit i'm boring
Elfie, i am not crazy in person.
RQ, unless it is a completely different person in those videos and pictures, you are disgusting looking, and the only reason I would be nervous around you at all is because I would be thinking you were a man.
ReplyDeleteYou must be krazy if you honestly think you are attractive
shut up
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