E-mail: oops, Dan K did it again. talking out his ass
SPURS FAN says: That's a funny picture, thanks for sending this. Not only does he piss off Hispanics, he's moved on to blacks too? Not good Dan.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Dan K? What did you say now?
E-mail: oops, Dan K did it again. talking out his ass
SPURS FAN says: That's a funny picture, thanks for sending this. Not only does he piss off Hispanics, he's moved on to blacks too? Not good Dan.
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Lost in Translation:
ReplyDeletemiscommunication often occurs when people are speaking different languages
Solution:
say what you mean and mean what you say. :)
Thanks Confucius.
ReplyDeleteActually, that's good advice, you are right.
Loving the direction the site is going by the way. Glad to see you got your second wind Spurs. Keep em comin!
ReplyDeleteThanks "Huge Fan", that was nice. I imagine when DG reads that, she probably will have a seizure. Though, I guess she does have something to do with some of the posts that have been up here.
ReplyDeleteI'm just curious what direction this site is going. Your huge fan knows more than me I guess.
ReplyDeleteI was surprised someone figured it out, because I sure haven't.
ReplyDeleteI just want to go back to Kansas.
ReplyDeletetheres no place like home *click*
I don't understand what that meant Dorothy. That was quite the random thought.
ReplyDeleteI mean, who wants to be in Kansas?
Spurs:
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you get more people to send their own pictures in so we don't have to keep looking at the same faces and your WEAK (like that?) videos anymore?
I think that would be a good direction to go for a few days at least.
That would be. However, I can't make people send in their pics. I mean, I'm not "all knowing" (though I could see where you think I am), and I don't know how to get ahold of everyone who comments on here.
ReplyDeleteAs far as the capitalized WEAK. Again?
DIDN'T REALLY CARE FOR IT.
How about we throw up another pic of you DG. Hope you liked the "throw up" part.
ReplyDeleteI thought you were an e-pimp, spurs? Or are you WEAK? I guess your power does not go beyond Miss Texas's musical boob video.
ReplyDeleteOnce again moron, I didn't even ask her for a video.
ReplyDeleteNo. I've been posted way more than you and this is your own damn site. It's your turn. Give Drew something new to post besides your melting picture for the next 6 months.
ReplyDeleteI still think you should make a video though. See? That's asking.
ReplyDeleteAll Rerun has to do is freeze frame the videos, like Rocket Queen used to do.
ReplyDeleteIt's more fun assuming you did.
ReplyDeleteI think we should see what you looked like as a teenager DG.
ReplyDeleteThat would be cool. Of course, not as cool as my "popped collar" pic.
More fun? Of course it is, because it's just more ammo for you to use on me.
ReplyDeleteI can't make a video. I don't have a webcam and I lost the usb cable to my camera. But even if I could, I doubt I would do it anyway.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you would either. But you did do a pretty decent job on the Rerun video, so that counts.
ReplyDeleteWould you like me to mail you my yearbook? That's the only way you would be able to see that.
ReplyDeleteYeah, please do that, being you have my address and all.
ReplyDeleteI do. I'm actually standing outside your door right now. Will you please open the door?
ReplyDeleteYou know who I would like to see make a video?
ReplyDeleteRocket Queen.
No, I gave some change to a hobo earlier, so I don't have any more to give. But I'll give you some water (in a bowl) and some food and place it outside.
ReplyDeleteI agree. Maybe you could get Drew to do another one dancing in his living room, too.
ReplyDeleteThanks, I appreciate that.
ReplyDeleteThat would be fun, but I'm hoping he scores another whore from Craigslist, and puts her up there. Maybe he'll be classy again, and snap a pic of her in his bed.
ReplyDeleteNo problem.
ReplyDeleteNo, he wouldn't be stupid enough to do that again.
ReplyDeleteOn second thought, his narcissistic personality would be dumb enough to do that again.
I think I might do that. Kind of give this place some direction. I think "Huge Fan" would like that.
ReplyDeleteWould you send me $300 bucks? Wait, you are outside my door, I should invite you in. Do you have change for a $5?
ReplyDeleteSorry, you couldn't afford me. Plus, I have standards.
ReplyDeleteI can get you some booze.
ReplyDeleteThe post is vague. Elaborate a little please. Who is this Dan character? Did he send you this picture or the person who took it? By the way, they either have awesome photography skills or extreme luck to have caught this shot. They were ready with the camera right when the mob of black guys started chasing him. Also, did the e-mailer include a story with the picture? Did the mob ever catch him? Is he ok? What did Dan say to rowl these bullies up in the first place? Inquiring minds want to know. :)
ReplyDeleteThat comment just gave me an insight on the age group of girls you attempt to talk to.
ReplyDeleteDamn Just A Girl. This place isn't really a reputable news organization. Don't really verify things around here.
ReplyDeleteWell, you can find Dan K under the labels. As far as why the post is up? Well, Dan talked some trash about Hispanics on the Drew video, so someone sent this in to take a shot at him.
Did that help your inquiring mind, Just A Girl?
ReplyDeleteAnd DG, as far as the booze line? Well, I don't have any flowers to put in my mouth, so I just picked the next best thing.
ReplyDeleteJust trying to be romantic.
The person who took the picture was a tourist from Orlando visiting the St. Louis Arch. Dan talked some shit and they chased. He survived.
ReplyDeleteThanks DG for clearing that up.
ReplyDeleteDon't know what I would do without you.
ReplyDeleteYou're right though. Flowers won't get me drunk and make me make bad decisions.
ReplyDeleteSee? Just trying to help you out. So you want me to let you in now? I hear you scratching the door.
ReplyDeleteYou would cry for weeks....possibly years without me.
ReplyDeleteProbably.
ReplyDeleteNo, those are the roaches behind the door frame making that noise.
ReplyDeleteWell, now you have something to eat. So all you need is water.
ReplyDeleteCool.
They would taste better with a little pepper and barbeque sauce.
ReplyDeleteCould you get me some of that, too?
Sure.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can douse yourself with the BBQ sauce and it will help wash off your stench. Then I can let you in.
That's kind of weird Spurs. Do you have some weird fetish where you want a girl doused in BBQ sauce? Just tell me, do you prefer her dead or alive?
ReplyDeleteWell, alive. But I wouldn't want to hear anything you have to say, though I wouldn't want you dead. So I'll just duct tape your mouth.
ReplyDeleteThat's kind of hot. Do you prefer hickory or mesquite?
ReplyDeleteIt is. And I could go either way on the BBQ sauce.
ReplyDeleteIn reference to your comment about "fresh faces" sending their picture in, it wouldnt bother me if anyone saw what I look like but A)I dont know any of you on any kind of intimate personal level so I really wouldnt think youd have any interest in a picture of someone you dont know.(would make for a boring post iit seems) B) I have no desire to be the focal point of a post. I am, however, on MySpace.
ReplyDeleteA) That would make it better, who cares what we think. As far as boring? Have you seen some of the stuff I've posted?
ReplyDeleteB) Why not?
But you know you would want to hear what I have to say because it's always very important and you know you would gain so much knowledge from whatever I say.
ReplyDeleteYes, Just a Girl. DG hit the nail on the head. Though I don't know why she left out how important my opinion would be.
ReplyDeleteShe's mean.
Any fresh faces would be a good post. If we don't get fresh faces we may have to hear Spur's view on the moon landing again.
ReplyDeleteYes, fresh faces would be good. We don't need another "expired face" like DG's up here again.
ReplyDeleteAlso, it's not moon landing. It's moon walking.
Whatever spurs. You know that comment was to you regarding the duct tape.
ReplyDeleteDon't try and twist my words.
What do you mean?
ReplyDeleteThe name of that post was '40th anniversary of the MOON LANDING'.
ReplyDeleteI was referring you what you said about hitting the nail on the head with your opinion. That was to you and had nothing to do with her comment.
ReplyDeleteTrue, but my main theory is we didn't walk on the moon.
ReplyDeleteKeep up with my theories. I know how intersting they are.
*interesting*
ReplyDeleteI still don't know what you mean DG.
ReplyDeleteIt's about as interesting as a cherry/coke mixed icee theory.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt. And about as interesting as a Doritos theory.
ReplyDeleteThis was:
ReplyDelete"But you know you would want to hear what I have to say because it's always very important and you know you would gain so much knowledge from whatever I say."
was in reference to this:
"Well, alive. But I wouldn't want to hear anything you have to say, though I wouldn't want you dead. So I'll just duct tape your mouth."
And not just a girl's comment. Do you understand now?
Yes, I understand. Actually I understood before. I just wanted you to take the time to rehash it again.
ReplyDeleteThanks.
But I would gain some knowledge from you, no doubt.
ReplyDeleteI just threw you a bone. You can eat it with the bowl of water I put outside for you.
No, you didn't. I know you are kind of slow sometimes. But I don't mind. I think it is admirable how you try and cover that up, though.
ReplyDeleteYou mean like you covered up your hurt feelings?
ReplyDeleteI thought that was admirable as well. See? We have something in common. We each find the other admirable.
Here we go with the role-play...
ReplyDeleteIts not about feeling important. It is about planting a seed and hoping the light shines bright enough for it to grow in as many as possible.
You misinterprate the intention.
I'll plant a seed in DG.
ReplyDeleteJust A Girl:
ReplyDeleteI'm curious though. How did I misinterpret the intention? Of what specifically?
Realistically, you would be begging me to come in. It would be like the scene in Beauty and the Beast.
ReplyDelete"There's a girl in the castle?"
"What?! A girl?"
That sucked.
ReplyDeleteI might ask you to come in, but I wouldn't beg you to come in.
ReplyDeleteSo I guess I threw you another bone. So now you have two.
I am a pretty direct person by nature. I prefer that method of communication. All the symbols, metaphors, clues... I fail to understand the reason for the extra effort. Not to mention the resulting miscommunication that accompanies it.
ReplyDeleteIf you are direct, could you directly tell me what you are talking about?
ReplyDeleteI prefer being direct as well Just A Girl. So does DG, until she communicates with me.
ReplyDeleteThen all it is are excuses as to why she can't keep up.
The second part of your comment was a direct delusional response.
ReplyDeleteI guess I didn't get enough sleep.
ReplyDeleteExcuses..
ReplyDeleteGive me a break.
ReplyDeleteI took nyquil about 40 minutes ago and I'm just as quick as ever.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you are like a bullet.
ReplyDeleteFaster than a speeding bullet...
ReplyDeleteWell, if it isn't Superwoman. Hey, you can be like Rerun and post as her now.
ReplyDeleteI guess I could "rehash" it but that would just be more wasted energy unless such is the case that you are truly unaware of what Im referring to. In that case, it would be pointless to even bother with it.
ReplyDeleteWow. That was kind of a shot at me. I actually kind of wanted to know exactly what you meant. I have an idea, but I didn't want to assume.
ReplyDeleteThough I would like to know your myspace, to see how we are communicating with.
ReplyDeleteEven though you hurt my feelings.
So if it is the case that I am unaware what you are referring to, it would be pointless to even bother with it?
ReplyDeleteIf that is the case, then wouldn't that make that whole paragraph wasted energy?
*who* we are communicating with.
ReplyDeletePlease do not misinterprate me. There are no "shots" being fired here. Just trying to be as direct as possible without assuming too much as certain.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm trying to do. Not assume anything.
ReplyDeleteIf assumption is involved, how is being direct possible?
ReplyDeleteNow there's a riddle.
ReplyDeleteI asked for a direct answer and I am not getting one. It just leads me to assume my questions are not being seen?
ReplyDeleteYour questions aren't making any sense DG.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what the hell this girl is talking about. I wanted to know. The only responses are poetic riddles.
ReplyDeleteYou probably don't know either.
ReplyDeleteI don't. Well, I have an idea, but I don't want to assume.
ReplyDeleteI'm a thoughtful guy, what can I say?
If I wanted to read poetic riddles, I would read some shakespeare.
ReplyDeleteI think you have answered my question. Apologies, It seems i was mistaken in thinking you werent being direct.
ReplyDeleteBut if she is direct, why is she letting you assume? That is not something somebody direct would do.
ReplyDeleteIt's cool Just A Girl, I was actually interested in what you really meant, that's all.
ReplyDeleteWhat was the question and also could you provide the answer? Directly?
ReplyDeleteAnd I know the timing might seem rude, but I really do have to get off for a bit. Will finish/continue later if you like. ttyl :)
ReplyDeleteJust A Girl has to get back to Chapter 4 of Taming of the Shrew.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. Have a nice night.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty funny DG. But I like Just A Girl and what she brings to this joint.
ReplyDeleteShe's like our resident Riddler.
But I still think I knew what she getting at.
ReplyDeleteWell, to bring more to this joint I'm going to just start commenting in french instead from now on. Same difference....unless you understand french.
ReplyDeleteI speak ten languages. French is one of them.
ReplyDeleteQuel était exactement elle en venir?
ReplyDeleteThat's the lower class version of French. I speak the upper class version. So I don't understand the garbage you wrote.
ReplyDeleteIl n'existe pas de version de la classe supérieure de français.
ReplyDeleteMore lower class drivel.
ReplyDeleteI think my language will maybe bring some viewers from Europe now.
ReplyDeleteI hope it attracts Francois to the site.
It might. Good thinking. Take it worldwide.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Francois? He's not welcome here.
Vous ne serez jamais aussi cool que moi. Je ne n'ai plus rien à dire à ce sujet mais si je continue à taper, il regarde vraiment attrayants, en français, quelle.
ReplyDeleteI made my parents wear spursfansays.com shirts and hats the whole time they are in Spain.
ReplyDeleteDid you? That's weird, because I didn't know any existed.
ReplyDeleteTell them I said thanks.
I made them. I added a screen shot of your face to them as well.
ReplyDeleteWell, that should make them a big hit then. I hope you made a poster as well. I'm sure it's hanging in your room if you did.
ReplyDeleteIt's on my ceiling.
ReplyDeleteMakes sense. Last thing you see when you go to bed, first thing you see when you wake up.
ReplyDeleteGood thinking.
Maybe that is why i hate waking up?
ReplyDeleteYes, it's a reminder of how someone is way better at life than you are.
ReplyDeleteThat was funny.
ReplyDeleteI want some strawberries and champagne right now. Actually, I already am eating the strawberries but it's like peanutbutter without the jelly.
I'll send you a bottle. Even though I don't know your address.
ReplyDeleteJust follow the ray of light in the sky from the glare of my halo.
ReplyDeleteGood one. I'll do that.
ReplyDeleteMy nyquil and strawberries are knocking me out right about now.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to sleep. You should try it sometime. It's very revitalizing in the morning.
I was going to write after your next comment I need to go to bed. I have to wake up and go the job I was fired from, according to Rerun. Plus he's bound to let me know how big of a loser I am being I'm up at 3:50 in the morning.
ReplyDeleteHis insults hurt me.
This photo is fucking hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how long before Nik steals it from you and puts it up on The Dirty?
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ReplyDeleteDirtygirl my musical boob video was all my idea. Got bored, and wanted to make a video, and I thought "hey how about I just play with my boobs". lol jk No really, there was no music playing during the making of the video, I audio-swapped with youtube bc my talking turned into orgasmic sounds at certain points....
ReplyDeleteSpurs:
ReplyDeleteIts nice to know youve remained humble and dont think that you're above running a blog site such as this one. Im sure many who come from an upper class lineage would. No matter how much better at life you are, you havent forgotten the little people. Thats important. :)
No Hat CBT said...
ReplyDelete"While I doubt anyone that comments here could have had anything to do with it, I thought, just in case, I'd let them know these guys aren't coming home."
Thanks for letting us know that No Hat. Im assuming you meant its your best guess that those guys arent going home. Unless, of course, you happen to be the judge residing over their case....
Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete"This photo is fucking hilarious.
I wonder how long before Nik steals it from you and puts it up on The Dirty?"
It wouldnt really considered stealing though, would it? More like sharing among franchises. At the end of the day, they're both part of the same corporation are they not?
CBT....
ReplyDeleteBlade of grass or toothpick? how did it go down?
breezy:
ReplyDeleteGood question breezy, but either way its still just an imaginary sword right?
"This photo is fucking hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how long before Nik steals it from you and puts it up on The Dirty?"
That's what I was wondering too.
"Its nice to know youve remained humble and dont think that you're above running a blog site such as this one."
ReplyDeleteI'm very humble.
"Im sure many who come from an upper class lineage would."
I come from Royalty.
"No matter how much better at life you are, you havent forgotten the little people. Thats important. :)"
Although I sensed some sarcasm there, I'm going to say A Big Thanks for recognizing that.
"Two guys with sawed off shotguns kicked in the front door of my house just after 8AM Saturday morning."
ReplyDeleteCBT, are you serious?
Breezy:
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go with the toothpick.
*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteI happen to like your video. I'm glad you made it.
The toothpick might have been to bloody, a massacre. The blade of grass would have been my choice because of it's stealth like precision.
ReplyDeleteBreezy, that's good reasoning. I think you are probably right.
ReplyDeleteJust A Girl:
ReplyDelete"At the end of the day, they're both part of the same corporation are they not?"
Uh, no.
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ReplyDeleteSo what happened?
ReplyDeleteSpurs:
ReplyDeleteIs that you, EBI?
By the way, I find it funny that you deemed me the resident Riddler since I only started 'riddling' after it appeared to me that was the resident language here. Did I misunderstand? Or maybe it is just an upper class dialect that I am not familiar with?
You really kind of enjoy mocking me, don't you Just A Girl? I mean, the Riddler.
ReplyDeleteBut I'll humor you and answer. It's upper class dialect. Did you see DG speak her lower class French? I didn't understand it, because I'm royalty, like you suggested.
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ReplyDeletePlease tell me there is a police report on this CBT. That would make a hell of a post. I'd give you mad respect if indeed you shot out the tires on their ride.
ReplyDeleteThey're being arraigned Thursday. I'll get a copy of the report as soon as I can.
ReplyDeleteHey cowboy... Nice to see ya here. See ya again real soon.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Alan? Did your crew have anything to do with those two (rhymed) who tried to rob CBT?
ReplyDeleteNo Spurs, I dont "enjoy" mocking you. In fact, as I recall my first impression of you was good and I was clear about that on more than one occasion.
ReplyDeleteThat original good vibe I about you was the reason I continued to treat you with nothing but respect even at times which I felt, rightfully or not, somewhat of a disrespect from you, whether directly on indirectly.
It has reached a point where I feel it has become blatant and incessant. I was nothing but repectful, as well as sincere, in anything I have said to you and always with good intention.
So, unless you are completely oblivious to what I am referring to and why I am feeling disrespected (which its hard to imagine one of noble blood would be so oblivious to things which seem so apparent to me) then yes I suppose my comments have become increasingly testy. One can only be taunted so much before they react. Am I wrong for that? My heart says no. My heart never lies. What do you think?
I haven't taunted you at all Just A Girl. I taunt DG all the time because she's WEAK, but in all seriousness, I haven't taunted you. If it came across as that, sorry. I really did want to know what you meant.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I do think it's cool you believe in different dimensions (no taunting or sarcasm).
And yes, if you felt I was taunting you, which I'm not, then I could see where you feel disrespected.
BTW- I assumed it would go without saying, but in slight possibility that you didnt make the connection, I used to comment as
ReplyDeleteIndigo Girl.
Yes, I made the conncection.
ReplyDeleteof course not
ReplyDeleteI didn't think so Alan. I know you cats would have finished him.
ReplyDeleteIt doesnt matter whether its "cool" or not to me. Cool is far from my mind when I speak about what I do. If "cool" was at the top of my list I would be more concerned with things like the "the scene" like I used to be. I wouldnt be on my computer trying to get popular by pretending to know things for attention.
ReplyDeleteI have had a pretty active social life my whole life and anything short of something TRULY PROFOUND would not have stopped me in my tracks and made me pull so far away from all of that and redirect my focus.
Just a Girl:
ReplyDeleteJust STFU
Ok. Well, maybe I should have used the word "interesting."
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm pretty sure I know what you mean by TRULY PROFOUND remembering what you wrote as Indigo Girl.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteI'm not buying it for a single second until I see that report. What county do you live in? I'll get it right now.
CBT that is fucking awesome.
ReplyDeleteNot awesome that they broke in your house but awesome that you shot out their tires and scared the shit out of them.
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteI think that CBT is probably telling the truth. I mean, he said he would get the report, so we will have to wait and see. I do think it is cool if he did indeed shoot some tires out.
The only question I have is these two cats had sawed off shotguns, did they just lay them down when CBT rolled up on them?
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ReplyDeleteNo shit? How did they found out where you live? It was the same guys?
ReplyDeleteSo you shot their tires out from your deer stand?
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ReplyDeleteThat's messed up.
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ReplyDeleteThat's cool. Nice shot.
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ReplyDeleteOk Im going to make a Ustream, I dont know what Im doing really....
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ustream.tv/channel/miss-texas
im not done with anything yet...just made it so give me time....
theres one "archived video" its gay though, I feel like im looking into a mirror....
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ReplyDelete*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. Be careful though, I hear that Ustream is full of viruses.
You think they can make bail CBT?
ReplyDeleteUstream is full of viruses???
ReplyDeleteThe twins over at thedirty used to be on it all the time...
http://www.ustream.tv/misstexasqueen
ReplyDeleteI think this is the link, im not sure...
From what I hear. It also slows the shit out of your computer too. But maybe Ustream figured it out. I wouldn't worry about it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's the link.
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ReplyDeleteThat's good man. It sounds like they will be going away for awhile.
ReplyDeleteIve never heard of anyone shooting a blade of grass out of a deer rifle...but props CBT.
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ReplyDeleteThat's funny Breezy.
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ReplyDeleteGlad you weren't in the house.
ReplyDeleteWas there a write up in the paper about this No Hat? Kicking in someones door with shotguns is pretty severe. I imagine a crime of that magnitude would get someone locked up for awhile.
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