Top 10 Fantasy Men List
1. Jesse Metcalfe
2. Bradley Cooper
3. Jared Leto
4. Josh Henderson
5. Mark Consuelos
6. John Stamos (Full House Era)
7. Cristiano Ranoldo
8. Johnny Depp
9. Leonardo DiCaprio
10. Jude Law
Top 5 Never Ever List
1. Jon Gosselin2. Big Drew
3. Nik Richie
4. Spencer Pratt
5. Chris Brown
I only posted this whole fantasy list for an excuse to put a picture of Jesse Metcalfe on here. You are welcome Elfie, Queen Bee, & Miss Texas. (And maybe Gaynon, too?)
For those of you who wonder where Spurs ranked:
998,483,309,493. Spurs Fan (only out of pity)
-Dirtygirl
Sorry for the crazy editing. I tried to fix it but couldn't.
ReplyDeleteHell, I don't even know how to make it look like that.
ReplyDeleteAnd let's make that the last time a shirtless dude appears on here. It was bad enough with Dan K on here.
But thanks for the pity.
I fixed it now. It was jon gosseling fucking it all up just like he does everything else in life.
ReplyDeleteFor those of you wondering about Pam, she is fine. Her mom flew out to Florida, and picked her up. They are going to drive back to Seattle.
ReplyDeleteI was going to do a post on it, but I didn't think it would be in good taste.
That's a long drive!
ReplyDeleteYep, I agree.
ReplyDeleteI didn't really watch the show either but I can't help but hear about him everyday in the tabloids. He is pathetic.
ReplyDeleteJesse Metcalfe is so hot. Please don't put any new posts up for at least a week spurs. I want him to stare at when I visit the site.
ReplyDeleteThat's like around 4,000 miles.. That drive alone would make me want to off my self. Pam told me that her mom was dead. We were at a bar and she was all fucked up over here in Miami,, going on about how much she misses her mother.. So was she lying? Is her mom really alive? WTF.. I'm over that crazy mess
ReplyDeleteWell, that's nice.
ReplyDeleteDo you have a picture of him on your bedroom wall DG?
I mentioned Drew. So I wonder how long it will take him and all his fake personalities to start commenting.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteWhat? She told you that? That's awful.
DG:
ReplyDeleteAfter about his 10th drink.
Yes I do spurs. It's right next to your picture.
ReplyDeleteI thought pam was visiting her mom in San Diego a couple weeks ago.
I'm glad you have my pic up even though I'm at about a billion on your list.
ReplyDeleteYeah spurs, I wouldn't hold your breath on anything ever happening. I may die before I ever hit that number. Just let it be a goal of yours.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Tikki bar? Are you talking about Nikki Beach Club?
ReplyDeleteTikki bar is the same thing as Nikki beach club.. Well pretty much.. Tikki bar is the local slang.. You're not from here are you?
ReplyDeleteNo, but I've been there. I stayed at the sagamore while i was there. Nikki Beach club was my favorite and of course was there on a sunday night.
ReplyDeleteYeah the Tikki/nbc is probably my fav spot. Place is always off the hook. My buddy is one the managers.
ReplyDeleteI loved it there. I fell asleep on one of the mattresses at the end of the night. The only thing I didn't like was there were not enough bathrooms.
ReplyDeleteI remember kissing some random guy that was passing me a rose with his teeth. It was really hot and so was he.
Johnny Depp is my all time favorite though, he just has this mysterious sex appeal....
ReplyDeleteMy Top 5 Never List
ReplyDelete1. Kevin Federline
2. Spencer Pratt
3. Colin Farrell
4. Marilyn Manson (if that counts as a man)
5. Criss Angel
I forgot about kevin and criss. I originally wanted to do a top 10 but couldn't think of enough people.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDelete"I remember kissing some random guy"
TRAMP.
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ReplyDeletechime...
(proxy server)
ha
- chef -
-crimking-
CHEF:
ReplyDeleteThanks again.
He was hot. I was on vacation. What he did was very spontaneous and I like spontaneous. I was in a huge crowd all jammed together at the time and we were each trying to make our way opposite directions. He had a rose in his mouth and when he got to me kissed me and passed the rose to me. I was quite impressed.
ReplyDeleteHe must have been really drunk.
ReplyDeleteWhatever spurs. Right now you are thinking this man is a genius and wish you had the balls to approach a girl in that way without getting slapped.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's it. I think he's a genius. Wow, he kissed Dirtygirl? He's no genius, he's my hero!!
ReplyDeleteHe should be. But I was talking about his approach, smartass.
ReplyDeleteWell, that type of approach might work on a floozy, but I'm looking for a lady with class.
ReplyDeleteToo bad a lady with class isn't looking for you.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's true.
ReplyDeleteI know...once again I am the voice of reason. I am here for you spurs. Not all of us can be winners. I accept you for the loser you are.
ReplyDeleteGo watch some soap operas dimwit.
ReplyDeleteHey, go check out the story "CBT" told on Drew's "greg blast" post.
ReplyDeleteI'm not into soap operas spurs. All I did was mention jesse metcalfe and everyone else went into the soaps. As a child, I was forced to watch Days of our Lives and I grew up making fun of it until finally my mom finally got the point and stopped watching it too.
ReplyDeleteIf you annoy someone enough, eventually they will give up.
and you should go check your email.
ReplyDeleteWell, you annoy me, and I haven't given up on anything.
ReplyDeleteI hear you though. As a kid my mom listened to country music in her car. I used to make fun of it so bad. But sadly, she still listened to it. Not much of a story there, I know.
Ok, I will.
ReplyDeleteOn The Road Again....Just Cant Wait To Get On The Road Again...
ReplyDeleteThat kinda country? lol Thats what my grandparets listened to...country and oldies (Elvis, etc)
Yeah, that kind of country.
ReplyDeleteShe also liked Bette Midler. But it was mainly country.
My parents loved Willie Nelson, Kenny Rogers, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline and CW McCall.
ReplyDeleteI did really like the last three. And I liked the stories CW McCall would tell. He was like Tupac way before Tupac existed (the country version).
CBT may like to know that my parent saw Glen Campbell in concert.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit, that was funny DG. At least you would sleep with me over John Gosselin. I find a positive in everything.
ReplyDeleteFYI, I wouldn't touch you with Spur's excuse for a dick.
Don't hate the playa,,, hate the south beach.. DG,, Thats just how the db's roll out here.... Shit that could have been me
ReplyDeleteWell, Drew couldn't make a comment without mentioning dick somehow.
ReplyDeleteWhat a surprise.
Beat you again DG. Ha!
ReplyDeleteFFFFUUUCCCKKKK!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou beat me again spurs!!!!
And again!
ReplyDeleteHA HA!!
ReplyDeletewear do ah rank?
ReplyDeleteAnon,
ReplyDeleteThis guy worked the door at Mint or something similar to that name.
Why does drew always talk about Penis?
ReplyDeleteWell, fake Cadimino Man, after reading that story about you raping a man at Western Auto, I don't know what DG thinks of you. But if you tell the story about you being a hitman and a drug dealer, it might change her mind.
ReplyDeleteActually spurs, I found his story kind of hot. I like a man that takes control. Afterall, aren't americans known to be too rough? This is why I like america.
ReplyDeletehuh! dat gurl needs ta kno wat i can do iffin' ah need ta. an dis guy drew talkin' bout weeny allin' dah time! wats up wif dat? hay drew, iffin' ya wanna talk dick, then lets talk dick. i dun seen many dick when ah was a hitman for costa rican president. ah once chewed a mans pecker off cus he didnt give meh the right time ah day. he told meh it was pm when it was am. ah dun like dem liars.
ReplyDelete*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteGood question.
Hitman for a costa rican president? HOT.
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh again, Cadimino Man.
ReplyDeleteHe sold drugs too DG.
ReplyDeleteMi$$ FatAss:
ReplyDeleteBig Drew is my man and you are a Tuba-lard! You wish you had a man with a greg his size that could actually penetrate you fat rolls.
dg, ah ant aerican. im half danish, english, canadian, martian, vulcan, jeep cherokee, and blackfooted ferret.
ReplyDeleteI may have to change the fake cadimino man to my number one slot instead of Jesse. Speaking of Jesse, I almost posted a pic of him with no shirt on with handcuffed and footcuffed.
ReplyDeleteWell, well, well. I guess Big Fail is trashed again, time to bring out Hep C.
ReplyDeleteJust a little known fact to everyone:
ReplyDeleteWhen a man obsesses about his dick or others, it usually just means he is very insecure about his own dick and what he can do with it.
It is a sad, sad existence you lead Drew.
you are part jeep cherokee and blackfooted ferret?
ReplyDeleteI don't discriminate.
speaking of jeeps, ah gunna take meh a show-er. be back so get spit on yer best hole sos ah can stick it in softer.
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty romantic Cadimino Man.
ReplyDeleteGood night all. Kasey, good luck after staying up till 3am again tonight. I'll assume that you do not have an appointment tomorrow with unemployment.
ReplyDeleteThanks Fat Boy. Have fun with all the voices in your head tonight. Tell Amanda Roadmen, Romero, Hep C, and the rest of the flunkies in your head I said good night.
ReplyDeleteI always wondered what an alcoholic with multiple personality disorder would be like.
ReplyDeleteNow I know. Thanks Drew or whatever your name is for the moment!
We should write a book on him. We could list it under all categories:
ReplyDeleteFiction, non-fiction, humor, self-help, games, etc. etc.
I understand the self-help. But humor?
ReplyDeleteWell, it would be funny. Like, "Ha, ha, what a joke that guy is."
ReplyDeleteYou know, that type of humor.
I think think the non-fiction/humor would have to combine together to get the full effect of the humor.
ReplyDeleteSee, now we are slowly inching up the NY Times Bestseller list with this type of thinking.
ReplyDeleteok, watcha all wanna talk bout? gummy bears?
ReplyDeleteWhy would we want to talk about gummy bears?
ReplyDeletei don't like gummy bears.
ReplyDeletewhy? why not!?
ReplyDeleteI just never have. I never liked the taste of them. But i do like sour patch kids and swedish fish.
ReplyDeletedid ah tell yew ah am half swedish?
ReplyDeletehalf swedish, half jeep cherokee, and raised in a patch would be perfect.
ReplyDeleteDo you meet all of these qualifications?
well, ah was born in da middle of a war between dah north pole an dah south pole.
ReplyDeletewhich war?
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't let anything Drew says get to you, *Miss Texas*.
ReplyDeleteI would not recommend that Miss Texas. It will be the only ass he has touched in years.
ReplyDeleteaaahhhh.....dah cold war?
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck is Jesse Metcalfe?
ReplyDeleteJesse Metcalfe is the guy in the picture of course. Isn't he gorgeous?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think EV was wondering who the hell he is, as in what he does.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm pretty sure you knew that.
DG,
ReplyDeleteI am glad that I inspired you to do a Top 10 list.
My personal Top 20 list in no particular order is;
1. Megan Fox
2. Emmanuelle Chiriqui
3. Natalie Portman
4. Vanessa Hudgens
5. Eliza Dushku
6. Ashley Tisdale
7. Rihanna
8. Taylor Swift
9. Maiara Walsh (Desperate Housewives/Corey in the House)
10. Kate Beckinsdale
11. Olivia Munn
12. Keyshia Cole
13. Heidi Montag (With duct tape over the mouth except when her mouth is needed:)
14. Lindsay Lohan (Hell yeah, dirty ho)
15. Britney Spears(Hell yeah, even dirtier ho)
16. Giada De Laurentiis
17. Samatha Brown (Travel Channel)
18. Mila Kunis (Five star rated!!!)
19. Hayden Panettierre
20. Katy Perry
Heidi Montag? How did she make the list. Her voice and issues are just not worth it.
ReplyDeleteAs for EV, I don't know if they are a guy or a girl. So it can google Jesse's name and find out for itself.
Who was that dude that knocked out Jesse M in a fight last year. The video was on TMZ,, fight started outside a bar in hollywood.. and this guy straight knocked him out cold with one punch. Jesse metcalf was done for that night.
ReplyDeleteI remember hearing about that. I think part of the reason he really hasn't been around is because of his alochol problems and and his acting kind of sucks. I remember seeing pics of him a couple years ago where he was all out of shape, too. He didn't look horrible but he didn't look like he does now either.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteHeidi's body is killer.
I agree her voice is awful and she has issues, hence the duct tape.
But you realize before you, spencer pratt was in that? (i rhymed!)
ReplyDeletePersonality and stupidity ruin what someone looks like for me and what she lacks in personality she makes up for in stupidity making her a horrible choice.
Nice rhyme.
ReplyDeleteDude heidi is burnt.. She is not hot.. If you're going to choose a chick from the hills go with Lauren or that other chick,, the new one that was from Laguna beach. So does anybody know who that dude was that knocked out Jesse M. Yeah I think you're right DG he did have some serious problems with alcohol.
ReplyDeleteHere's the video:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIJ_5Hcyv6Q
DG,
ReplyDeleteHonestly I don't think Spencer had ever had sex with her.
Do you seriously do?
I think it is just a publicity/cover relationship.
Heidi's ass is like a juicy apple.
Thanks spurs.. That video was awesome!! I wonder what caused the fight though. That little dude just clocked him but jesse got up pretty quick though. Was the guy that hit him a real boxer?
ReplyDeleteJesse can take a beating though and still get up. Last year he fell 40 feet from a balcony in France and ended up with just a few bruises.
ReplyDeleteIsn't my dog the cutest dog ever? He is not exactly mine but I claim him as my own.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteI really like your new pic. I'd say that's the best pic of you I have seen. Really like your hair.
Thanks. I get to dogsit him all week next week!
ReplyDeleteThat's so exciting! I understand the need for the exclamation point!
ReplyDeleteBut really, that is a cool looking dog.
Shutup spurs!!!!!!!!!!!! I will use exclamation points when I see fit. Got that?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I "got you" tough guy.
ReplyDeleteDirty girl is awesome! Spurs I think we could make your site huge.. I fucking hate nik,, Let's bring him down. This site really could blow up with the right promotions.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteCheck The Dirty, update post on Pam.
what is this a gay site?
ReplyDeleteWhat DG said about Spencer Pratt having been in Heidi Montag is similar to why I wouldn't do Angelina Jolie, even though she is arguably the most beautiful woman on the planet. I'm a huge fan of Billy Bob Thornton, but I ain't going in behind that nasty sumbitch.
ReplyDeleteI like Billy Bob. Not that I would ever touch him but he is funny and I like the parts he usually plays.
ReplyDeleteWop,
ReplyDeleteIt is not a gay site. It is a site for the few of us women on here to sometimes enjoy and to give the few men on here inspiration.
I agree Anonymous, Heidi is irritating, especially when she and Spencer were on that show taped in the jungle (just saw clips from E! News, can't remember what the show was called) Anyway, I think Lauren is too mousy and boring. But, KRISTIN...now there's a hot bitch!
ReplyDeleteOh, good morning all :)
And, Dirtygirl..great list!
I think Kristin Cavallari would be number one on my girl list.
ReplyDelete"DirtyGirl said...
ReplyDeleteWop,
It is not a gay site. It is a site for the few of us women on here to sometimes enjoy and to give the few men on here inspiration."
Inspire us to do what? Be more douchebaggy?
sos ah was takin' a poo-poo when sum dood kicks mah door down and tries tah hump meh mouf.
ReplyDeleteNo cbt, you have already mastered that subject. ;)
ReplyDeleteAnon~ your list was FULL of barely 18 yr olds that have bodies that look like they just barely went through puberty. Gross. Ashley Tisdale? Do you watch High School Musical and wack off?!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of High School Musical, I'm convinced that Zac Efron is a girl.
ReplyDeleteElfie,
ReplyDeleteThere is a thing called Wikipedia that you might want to use before you spout out at the mouth and sound like a fool.
Ashley Tisdale is 24 years old.
gay site
ReplyDelete"DirtyGirl said...
ReplyDeleteNo cbt, you have already mastered that subject. ;)"
I do have that down pretty well.
Elfie, other than Vanessa Hudgeons, I think all the girls on my list (it's on page 2 of the last post) can get into bars with their own IDs.
gay-non, are you on here trying to act straight?
ReplyDelete"Dirty girl is awesome! Spurs I think we could make your site huge.. I fucking hate nik,, Let's bring him down. This site really could blow up with the right promotions."
ReplyDeleteThat first line was uncalled for. As far as the "promotions"?
I've already contacted a bunch of clubs.
hey gay-non, why dont you make a list of the balls you want to see? is jesse metcalfe on your list?
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteHow did you like getting mentioned on The Dirty?
"what is this a gay site?"
ReplyDeleteI hear you Wopness.
Anonymous:
I'll go check the Pam post out now.
Cadimino Man:
He tried to hump your "moof"?
That sucks.
My list of female commenters in order of preference:
ReplyDelete1. Elfie
2. Elfie
3. Elfie
4. Dirtygirl
5. Miss Texas (I'd love to lick whipped cream out her butt crack, if I thought I could eat that much whipped cream)
I don't think Kristin Cavalerri is very good looking, she pretty ordinary. None of the Hills girls are great looking, however my son would beg to differ. He loves the Audrina Carl's JR commercial.
ReplyDelete"How did you like getting mentioned on The Dirty?"
ReplyDeleteWhere was that at? I just went and looked at the post.
yeah spurs, he tried puddin' his pee-pee in meh spit hole. sos ah took meh swiss army 8-ball ah cocaine an ah dun shot him in duh nuts.
ReplyDeleteAnon~ I KNOW how old AShley Tisdale is... doesn't change that she looks like a kid.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteYou have to click on the email on the top.
Pam mentions you, well this site in her email.
"Pam mentions you, well this site in her email."
ReplyDeleteYeah, saw that. Thanks for letting me know where it was.
I never really thought audrina looked that good because of how she is always staring at the sky but she did look really good in that carls jr commercial.
ReplyDeletebut hey I have a little crush on Joe Jonas.
ReplyDeleteI know! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER EYES?!
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteJoe Jonas?
Real cool, real cool.
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteyou talked crap to me about Ashley Tisdale who is 24 but then say that you have a crush on the 20 year old baby faced virgin boy Joe Jonas? lol
Nice.
Audrina = Ceiling Eyes.
ReplyDeleteHer eyes make her look more confused than she already is. She is forever in 'searching for an answer' look.
ReplyDeleteI forgot to include Ben McKenzie in my top ten. He just knocked Jude Law out of #10.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteYou have a thing for washed up D list actors, don't you? lol
Random kissing guys while on vacation is always hot and unforgetable.
ReplyDeleteI went to a rave years ago in Seattle, some guy was telling me that Starburst taste really good while on e and I was drunk and didn't know what the eff he was talking about, but oh my gawd he was so sexy..and he smelled good..and we were both intoxicated and horny and just kept talking about Starburst and gazing into eachother's eyes (he was obviously a romantic at heart)..the sexual tension was visible, I am sure of that. When we finally kissed I swear I saw fireworks.
All due to Starburst. I owe them big time.
Josh Henderson, the guy who used to date Ashlee Simpson and has an illegitamate child with Kendall from Road Rules?
ReplyDeleteDG, I am saddened by this. I thought you had standards, like me and Starburst guy. :shakes head:
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeletePlease tell me you did much more than just kiss.
I do find it great he "smelled good", though.
I've never been into the most mainstream actors because I get sick of looking at them. I couldn't even count how many times I've seen Brad Pitt's face on a magazine or in a movie.
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise is another person to add to the never ever list, too.
OMG Chef, I think I saw you on the 101 yesterday. It was a Beemer with the plates '2BCHEF' I tried to take a pic to submit a Chef post, but you were driving too fast.
ReplyDeleteyeah spurs, ah was lookin' at the jcpenny book of clothes an ticklin' mehself on meh peener when all a sudden dah door kicks open an in walks dis guy wif his weenus stickin' out. well boy howdy ah dropped the book ah was reedin' and reached in meh pocket fer meh swiss army cocaine handgun. ah am a deadshot cuz ah was huntin' artic political rebels in dah jungles of egypt.
ReplyDeleteCadimino Man:
ReplyDeleteThat was good. I still don't know what a "swiss amry cocaine handgun" is though.
spurs ah cant tell you how its made but ah can say that it exists. ya gotta know somebody in certain governments ay-gencys.
ReplyDeleteYes, I have a bad habit of being a random kisser. I think that trip to Miami started it. I've turned into a kissing whore. Once, I tried to keep count of how many guys I kissed in a year and lost count after March. Although, I have reformed myself alot this year.
ReplyDeleteJosh Henderson was on one season of Desperate Housewives and played Edy's nephew and got Bri's daughter pregnant. In real life he dated Paris Hilton for a second. I've never heard about him dating Ashley Simpson or some girl from Road Rules but I could be wrong.
The fake Cadimino Man:
ReplyDeleteYou get in the worst situations... LOL
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteDid you read his story about Western Auto on the Drew post? It's on the second page of comments.
Now that was hilarious.
DirtyGirl said...
ReplyDeleteI was in a huge crowd all jammed together at the time and we were each trying to make our way opposite directions.
This happened to me once, except there was no rose..I was at a party once and a guy reached behind me and pulled me to his chest to make my boobs smush up close to his face and almost out of my dress. I was drunk and it took me a bit to realize what he had done after he let go and I we walked away, but I must say, I was impressed at his skill. I mean, he did it in like seconds, and my boobs really were like all up on his 5 o'clock shadow.
Fucker didn't even buy me a drink first.
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteNevermind, I see that you made a comment on it. Yeah man, that was a great one.
[edit] Personal life
ReplyDeleteHenderson is known for dating pop singer Ashlee Simpson. The couple ended their relationship in late 2003 after dating for two years; their breakup was featured in the first episode of Simpson's reality show, The Ashlee Simpson Show. He also dated Paris Hilton, Lauren Conrad, and Twilight actress Ashley Greene for a short while. Currently, he is dating former Summerland actress Taylor Cole. Kendal Sheppard of MTV's Road Rules has publicly accused Henderson of not accepting responsibility for their child.[3]
I just googled him..it is the same guy.
Plus, I got the above info on Wikipedia. I mean, there is no disputing those facts. And I saw the Kendal/illegitamate child deal on another fact-based site, PerezHilton.com
He is a douche, DG. So sorry.
I watched the Jesse M. video.
ReplyDelete1. He didnt get knocked out, but he did fall down.
2. I hope he didnt get a bruise on that beautiful face
3. Hes still hotttttttt
My best story was down in Tempe at 5th and Mill. I just met this guy who worked there and went outside to get a cab and I was standing there he came up behind me and pulled my arm to turn me around, pushed me hard up against the side of the building,and kissed me.
ReplyDeleteMy poor friend and the cab driver that showed up had to wait a few minutes and my friend had to drag me away from him. I still think to this day it was the best kiss I've ever had.
Spurs did you give a top 10 list???? No??
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Yeah dude, classic
ReplyDeleteDG: Hope you didnt get mouth herpes.
You are right KB. He is a douche. But he is a hot douche. Those are the worst kind.
ReplyDeleteI wear mouth condoms wop, so I play it safe.
ReplyDeleteAt this point I've been fine but that is one of the reasons I've toned it down a little.
wop if I did the same to you you would not give two shits about mouth herpes.
ReplyDeleteI mean, not that I have them or anything..but you know.
*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn't give a Top Ten list. I haven't even thought of it. Maybe I should.
ah tink its all dah bad carmex cummin' back to meh after all duh bad stuff ah dun wen ah was younger. ah wasnt a good lil cowboy when ah was gettin razzed.
ReplyDeleteHaha I just watched that video.. He got punched out by a lil midget, and didnt even really try to do anything afterwords. Fag..
ReplyDeleteWhere I come from guys that are complete pussies arent attractive to women, j/s
KB - I would always care about mouth herpes... LOL
ReplyDeleteWTD:
ReplyDeleteExactly. DG finds him attractive because I imagine she likes to wear the "pants" in the relationship. When she saw that pussy hit the pavement, she probably got all wet, and he scored even more points in her book.
Where you come from guys don't look like Jesse.
ReplyDeleteWell nah shit tarnation... Whuhs uh withum awl these hurr cowpokins thankin they is tha real CBT, Cat a lac mans, Nah? Rekkin they aint heard Im oornery den a bag fulla wet possims
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteAll you have to do to impress DG is grab her like she's some street whore and kiss her. I mean, you'd think that would make her think about the way she comes across, but in her fucked up world, it's attractive.
Well, why don't you fall 40 feet and get up and walk away spurs. Can you youtube it, too? It would make a great post.
ReplyDeleteFall 40 feet?
ReplyDeleteIf I start to fall 10 feet or more, I decide to start flying. I'm badass like that.
Street whore's don't kiss on the mouth. I learned that from watching Pretty Woman.
ReplyDeleteThe guys who have stood out most are the one's who can take control of me. That is not an easy thing to do. I don't like passive men. They do nothing for me.
You flying would make a great post, too. The part where I shoot you down would be even better.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteSo you like rapists?
1. Clive Owen
ReplyDelete2. Jeffery Donovan (he just really turned me on in The Changeling. Probably because he was so mean to Angelina Whorelie.)
3. Ryan Gosling (only if we do it against the wall like in The Notebook)
Man I am a stuck at 3. Probably because I am thinking of Starburst..
If I could choose what my rapist looks like, then yes. If Jesse were to come rape me, I would let him know I will leave the door unlocked every night just in case he wanted to rape me again.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteThat's nice.
I know Spurs, that is how I felt.
ReplyDeleteI am sure you had the same look on your face as I did when you read that.
So these mexicans are sitting near me at Paradise Bakery and one keeps whistling trying to get my attention. I'm completely ignoring him and now he looks like a douche in front of his friends.
ReplyDeleteI've never kissed a random person... oh wait once at Wop's sister's party (I was 12).
ReplyDeleteANon~ that was kind of my point in mentioning my Joe Jonas crush. I was pointing out my own hypocrisy. I was the kind of child who told on themselves constantly cause I felt bad, kind of fucks things up when you do that as an adult though.
oh sweet geezus, here we go with the rape talk again.
ReplyDeleteall she means is what she said.
some of you 'men' are really just boys, and having to woo you about how big your dick is or how good you are in bed is just not attractive. it screams "i'm insecure, please, please love me and tell me I'm the best".
It is fine to not be an overcocky, selfish douche, but have a little backbone, a real one, not just the toughguise many of you put on.
Geez.
That dude that got hit is over rated for sure. Spurs fan I can make this site blow up. Come to south beach, Miami we'll talk. One club promotion will lead to another. drinks for free at first and then all of a suddend you're getting paid $$$$.. I can make it happen
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteDude, I think once I'd walk in the door to a club, people would be like, "Who the fuck does this guy think he is?"
Though I would like to see what South Beach is like.
Elfie - IM SHOCKED!!! IT WASNT ME!
ReplyDeleteI would much rather a guy show me I'm hot rather than tell me. And there are only a certain number of guys out there that would have the balls to do that. I don't need to be impressed by words, only by actions.
ReplyDeleteDG: you are right, where I come from people dont look like him.
ReplyDeleteHowever, id rather be a little rough around the edges and a real man, than a really pretty pussy
maybe thats just me
KB,
ReplyDeletewhat if you were a man and you were married and had kids.
How would you feel if some guy just randomly came up, grabbed your wife or better yet your daughter and started kissing them.
Do you think that would be appropriate?
I just thought of two more for my list
ReplyDeleteAdam Levine
Harry Potter (the way he looked in the Goblet of Fire)
gay-non, did you join the moral police?
ReplyDeleteWop~ yeah unfortunately it wasn't you, you weren't even there.
ReplyDeleteKB & DG~ I don't even like to be touched by random people, I hate when guys grab my hand or try to dance with me. BUT everything in life should be tried once or twice. I am going to go kiss a few randoms this weekend and report back on Monday.
depends..how old is my faux daughter?
ReplyDeleteAre me and faux wifey on the outs? Does she iron my underwear and have a cold beer for me when I got home from work? Cause if not..I'd tell the douche to have her and laugh.