E-mail (from Dirtygirl): Since Nik gave one to Gayden, could you buy this for me since Gayden and I are on the same pay scale?
SPURS FAN says: I sure will. After I buy it, can I choke the life out of you with it?
Fucking smartass, try again.
Friday, October 2, 2009
Dirtygirl tries to get cute with me
E-mail (from Dirtygirl): Since Nik gave one to Gayden, could you buy this for me since Gayden and I are on the same pay scale?
SPURS FAN says: I sure will. After I buy it, can I choke the life out of you with it?
Fucking smartass, try again.
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I think I will take it down now. I just wanted you to see it.
ReplyDeleteNice pic by the way.
Also, thought you were done posting? I'd still like to see you come up with something.
ReplyDeleteSend me a spurs chain and I will post something. I'm still waiting on my paradise bakery card, too.
ReplyDeleteI picked out this pic personally for you because I know how much you love the memories of Francois.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you ask Santa Claus for that chain?
ReplyDeleteI mean, that's more realistic than me giving you one.
Yeah, fond memories. It was so fun reading, "Hey pussy, way to be a fag and take down the post."
ReplyDeleteThe few e-mails I got basically telling me the same thing were fun too.
I never told you to take the post down or put up the original post of my 'boyfriend'.
ReplyDeleteYou created that drama all on your own and you know what? I still think it's funny.
You still think it's funny?
ReplyDeleteWhat a surprise.
I also still think Spock Figurine is funny, too. So thank you for all the laughs at your expense.
ReplyDeleteOnly a dipshit would have thought that story line was funny, so it's not a huge surprise.
ReplyDeleteI'm referring to life RQ created with your spock figurine.
ReplyDeleteYou gave Spock life.
Yes, and that's the "storyline" I was referring to. The one RQ created.
ReplyDeleteAnd I still have that stupid figurine in my desk drawer.
Don't lie. I'm sure you carry that him everywhere you go.
ReplyDeletePretend like you don't see the word *that* in the above comment.
ReplyDeleteThank you
I read it like I didn't.
ReplyDeleteWell, the post better be good. I do not want to be disappointed.
ReplyDeleteIt should be good. At least, from what I hear it will be. We shall see (rhymed).
ReplyDeleteAlso, what is this "disappointed" crap?
ReplyDeleteDid you go look at the whopping 3 posts you did?
Stop making me responsible for making your site entertaining. I have yet to get paid for this.
ReplyDeleteAll I want is a fucking medallion and a paradise bakery card.
"I have yet to get paid for this."
ReplyDeleteThat makes two of us.
As far as the medallion? That looks like it can be bought at Toys R US. Also this "paradise bakery" bullshit?
Where I am supposed to buy that? Online?
I mean, what are you going to get for me?
I am going to take your site to the next level.
ReplyDeleteWell, it already has one foot in the grave DG, so you better make it quick.
ReplyDeleteWhy does gayden's part remind of the continental divide? As he gets older and older that thing is going to get wider. male pattern baldning him and 5A or whatever her name is should try to get a 2 for 1 deal at Hair club for Men.
ReplyDeleteFrancois and I are having a great laugh behind the scenes at Spurs' expense.
ReplyDeleteI still think it is funny, too.
Well, well, well.
ReplyDeleteSo much for the matching jumpsuits. :(
(I know how much you like the smiley faces and the lol's)
I could not get you to change your track suit or wash it, so I had to team up with Francois.
ReplyDeleteThat's becaue it had your "scent" on it, and I just didn't want to lose it, so I wore it all the time.
ReplyDeleteAs a matter of fact, I'm wearing it now.
I am tired of all of you hounddogs following because of my delectable scent.
ReplyDeleteMust be tough. I mean, if you are attracting losers like me.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteI am confused.
What the hell is going on?
What do you mean?
ReplyDeleteThe fight that seems to be going on.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it about?
Bitchhog,
ReplyDeleteYou should send spurs that perfume that can be made out of your sweat. I'm sure he would add it to his bath water the rare times that he actually bathes.
Between DG and I?
ReplyDeleteYeah,
ReplyDeleteI thought you guys were cool with each other.
Yeah, that sounds like a great plan DG. Oh, the wit and humor you display is amazing.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand DG anonymous.
ReplyDeleteShe makes me sick.
Oh, ok.
ReplyDeleteNah, we are cool.
ReplyDeleteShe's cool, just a bit of a smartass.
Anon,
ReplyDeleteSpurs loves me. He reminds of the boy in 1st grade that would throw rocks at me and chase me at recess saying he wanted to eat me because I was in Brownies.
Lol DG.
ReplyDeleteI have never heard that used before, that is hilarious. Brownies:)
Yes, thank you Dirty Girl! I am going to start bottling my sweet scent! cha-ching!
ReplyDeleteFrancois is already reaching out to a monsieur in France for some beautiful bottles.
Spurs, you really are like a dog. Man's Best Friend. so realiable, you reply to all of us immediately. I will also send you a treat.
Thanks for the what seemed like an underhanded compliment Bitchhog.
ReplyDeleteI look forward to the treat.
Who is Bitchhog and who is Francois?
ReplyDeleteAnon,
ReplyDeleteThat's because that is a true story from 1st grade.
less importantly...Who is Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteBitchhog: Maybe spurs will let you adverstise your perfume on his site. I'm sure he will also buy truckloads of it so no other man will have the scent of you on them. I think he is the jealous type.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog belongs in the same 'gang' as me as spurs likes to put it. She is a legend around here.
ReplyDeleteAnon, Francois is the man in the pic of DG's profile.
ReplyDeleteNice job, DG!
I think I need to add to my profile....
Bitchhog,
ReplyDeleteI know most of the major players from The Dirty, but you and Francois I do not know.
Yes, DG. You and bitchhog belong in the same "gang."
ReplyDeletePerhaps I left the dirty before you showed up?
ReplyDeleteI am wise like that.
Francois was never on the dirty.
Anon,
ReplyDeleteYou would have to look at old posts at getradfridays and on this site to see the story of Francois.
And yes, she can advertise her "perfume" on the site. For free. Because no one in their right mind would pay to advertise on here.
ReplyDeleteAnon:
ReplyDeleteDon't waste your time. It was just a low blow "trick" on me, that made me cry at night.
DG.
ReplyDeleteOK.
Spurs, if you pull out your $250 limit credit card I will have Francois personally deliver a bottle of my tonic to you.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteI was watching House Hunters today and they a couple looking in I think Plano and Frisco Texas.
Damn you can get a lot of house for the money in Texas.
How are those two towns?
Are they pretty nice to live in and do they have a lot of stuff to do?
But anon, nobody was trying to trick spurs. He was just trying to get something on me and he failed. Journalism is not spurs best talent.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteI prefer it when we don't fight on here.
We are all family, lol.
Bitchhog:
ReplyDeleteI'd max the card out on a plane ticket.
Spurs, time to get out the disco ball! Anon wants the Spurs After Dark love-in again!
ReplyDeleteBitchhog,
ReplyDeleteSadly no, Pam is not here, she is my After Dark partner:)
Anon,
ReplyDeleteNobody is fighting. We are all one happy dysfunctional family here.
Anon, do you have a track suit?
ReplyDeleteI have a new partner for you......
Bitchhog:
ReplyDeleteI think the "After Dark" bit has been gone for awhile now.
Maybe spurs should add some skinomax soft porn music after midnight every night.
ReplyDeleteand also dim the white background and adding glimmering candles
ReplyDeleteI would like to request a little Curtis Blow and a lot of Prince.
ReplyDeleteBitchhog,
ReplyDeleteNo, the strippers at the club told me that they did not like the tracksuits:)
Maybe you could start it with a post of a snifter of Hennesey?
ReplyDeleteWe are just aiding in getting this site from below ground, Spurs. I hope you will accept this sage advice from two gang members.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteYes, you can get a big ass house here on the cheap, compared to other states. But Plano and Frisco?
Not exactly the coolest places in the world.
Bitchhog:
ReplyDelete"Below ground?"
I appreciate the gang bangers advice.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteWhere would you recommend to live in the Dallas surrounding area?
Seriously? another post with comments about houses?
ReplyDeleteI am going to sleep.
Anon, thanks for the ambien-like comment.
My friend just moved to San Antonio this week, spurs. How does it feel to have somebody that is actually my friend in your hometown? I bet the value of your home has just increased.
ReplyDeleteYes, DG, his rent did increase.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteI'm not too familiar with the Dallas area.
But I hear Grapevine and Flower Mound are nice.
His mom makes him pay rent?
ReplyDeleteFunny DG, funny.
ReplyDeleteYes, she does. Spurs wasn't bringing his dishes back up the stairs, he was leaving cereal boxes everywhere, always taking her car, and left his track suits all over the house. So, she decided to start charging him.
ReplyDeleteCheck out what happened when spurs mom took canceled his world of warcraft account...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
Good one DG.
ReplyDeleteHow about this one?
ReplyDeletehttp://product.images.dreamsretail.com/44-29/44-29451-P.jpg
DG, can I eat your brownie?
ReplyDeleteMT-I thought you already picked out a costume?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous...Spurs is right. Grapevine and Flower Mound are really nice. I'm not too sure about Plano, but my cousin lives in Frisco and it's VERY nice. Not a whole lot to do, kind of small town-ish, but affluent demographic if that's what you're in to. Man, I should go into real estate..lol
ReplyDeleteAre you feeling better today QB?
ReplyDeleteYes Spurs...100% better! Thanks for asking :)
ReplyDeleteAnyone besides me notice how much cereal stoners eat?
ReplyDeleteSouthlake, Colleyville, Keller, Grapevine- all nice.
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteMama Mia!
QB:
No problem.
QB- I did pick out a costume but I might take it back bc I really want 2 be the corrupt cop!!
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