12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams
It marked the year that he peaked with women. Although it was a great concept, this was the last year that spurs has ever touched a girl without her screaming and running the other direction.
Sadly, it has only been downhill ever since.
Spurs: These women that you examined (tricked) do not count in your sex calculator calculations.
-DirtyGirl
OH MY GOD
ReplyDeleteI AM HAVING SUCH A SHITTY DAY
AND THAT JUST MADE ME LAUGH FOR TEN MINUTES
THANK YOU DG
AHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
THOSE ARE MEDIUM PIMPS IN TRAINING
Funny stuff Dirtygirl, real funny.
ReplyDeleteIt has been awhile since I've seen a pair of breasts, that's for sure.
Wow, did that sound pathetic or what?
Also, thanks for letting me know the women I "tricked" don't count toward my "calculations."
ReplyDeleteAppreciate that.
Just curious, do you still have the carpeting in the basement like you did back then?
ReplyDeleteYes, it's the same.
ReplyDeleteLet me ask you a question:
Do you have many friends with that smart ass attitude you have?
I love how it says that the scouts want to publicize by examining jessica alba.
ReplyDeleteFunny, I was just reading that now.
ReplyDeleteNo, that is why I do not have many friends.
ReplyDeleteI think that's why I don't have many friends myself.
ReplyDeleteWould you like to be my friend?
I don't know....are you just trying to trick me because you are trying to examine me?
ReplyDeleteProbably.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteJust so you know, no one wants to see an avatar of some dude, we would much rather see you.
Thanks.
But it's Francois. Spurs likes to see his picture. He won't admit it, but he does. Spurs is inspired by him.
ReplyDeleteMy name is not Nik and I am not a homosexual that likes sheep.
ReplyDeleteI like hot chicks.
I am very inspired by him DG. He's so inspiring.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I have a suggestion. Larry the Cable guy talks about working for a carnival (Pelican can hook you up) and guessing women's ages by fondling their breasts. He felt them up for awhile and would say, "You're 33. Ok, so I'm wrong. Here's a keychain". It's kinda pathetic. but it's more action than you're getting now.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know DG was a homosexual European man.
Now, as a public service, I'm giving free, amatuer Pap tests and would like to extend my offer to DG. I use a modern, cutting edge technique, very popular in Serbia, that involves the use of the examiners tongue.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the advice Hillbilly. I mean, should I talk about all my conquests on here?
ReplyDeleteWould that make me come across as cool?
I think that would me come across as a tool.
What do you think? Oh, I already know.
One more thing:
ReplyDeleteRhymed.
CBT: First you say this, "I didn't know DG was a homosexual European man", and then you follow with offering me a free pap test with your tongue.
ReplyDeleteWhat does that say about you, cbt?
DG:
ReplyDeleteGood point. It's just a matter of time before CBT slips and starts spouting off about all the young cock he gets too.
Yes, his story may start with his fascination with Rock Hudson and Mr. Brady.
ReplyDeleteThat was funny.
ReplyDeleteAlso, nice new pic you added.
Or avatar, as someone else called it. Which I assume is the correct word.
DG,
ReplyDeleteOh God, Gay Aiken now.
Please no.
CBT is probably going to eat a bunch of Viagra and stroke his meat now after he saw Aiken.
ReplyDeleteOf course, he probably already did that after he saw the boy scouts.
Is this pic better anon? It is an updated pic of spurs after dance class.
ReplyDeleteI just don't get why you have to insult me so much DG. I have always been so nice to you.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteI am falling out of love with you:(
I'm still upset over your video from last year. I just can't let it go.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you can't. Understandable. I mean, I'm so cool, I can see why it bugs you.
ReplyDeleteAnon,
ReplyDeleteWhy? Because of my avatars or because of this shit I talk about spurs?
Just think...if it wasn't for Kolby and your infamous video this website wouldn't even exist and you wouldn't know some random girl from Arizona that likes to talk alot of shit to you.
ReplyDeleteKinda odd how life takes it turns. What did you ever do to deserve this?
You mean Kobe? I'm glad you remember that, though. Indeed, I do think about that at times DG.
ReplyDeleteAs far as what did I do to deserve this? Good question. I should use that KGB service.
DG,
ReplyDeleteYes, the avatars. lol
you're right on the spelling. I just spelled the cheese instead.
ReplyDeleteAnon,
You don't like my avatars? I love a man in tights with a cameltoe. It's fucking sexy.
DG,
ReplyDeleteI believe that is the guy on Youtube with the lightsaber and I am not impressed by him.
Anon: This guy was obsessed with Tron. I was trying once to figure out what year that movie came out (because of the state of the art effects) and somehow found his website intstead.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to see his entire transformation go to www.tronguy.net.
How do you find these sites, DG? I just checked that out.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteTron was 1984, wasn't it?
The guy has an airplane too.
ReplyDeleteOnly a matter of time before Michael Bay comes in and fucks up Tron and The Last Starfighter.
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one.
ReplyDeleteI hadn't thought of The Last Starfighter in awhile.
I think Tron was in 1982 or 1981. I only found the site because of trying to find the year the movie was made. I thought it was funny so I added his site to my favorites.
ReplyDeleteYour "favorites?" What else is in that list?
ReplyDeleteLast Starfighter, Gremlins etc.
ReplyDeleteGreat era.
Michael Bay is going to fuck it all up.
Probably Ferris Bueller also.
Мој онлине преводилац је у моје омиљене, превише.
ReplyDeleteWhat was that supposed to mean? That seems like something Pelican would type.
ReplyDeleteIt was in Serbian. Francois taught me.
ReplyDeleteI have an online translator in my favorites.
ReplyDeleteGood for you.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteNitko Gladiti Okolo Francois.
You are the one that asked what else was in my favorites.
ReplyDeleteIn English.
ReplyDeleteAnon,
ReplyDeleteThat translated to this:
Floss around Gladiti Francois.
What does that mean?
Sorry spurs,
ReplyDeleteI underestimated your intelligence.
DG,
ReplyDeleteNot in my translator, lol
I guess we now know how accurate these translators are. So much for me corresponding with hot serbian lovers in Europe.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't speak Serbian, so I guess that means I'm dumb.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you are no Francois. You just need to learn to accept that.
ReplyDeleteBut I did think you knew that online translators did exist. I did not know how inaccurate they were though.
I'm glad I'm not Francois. If I ever wore I bathing suit like that, I'd know I have severe problems.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, have you ever stopped and had a good convo with francois..
ReplyDeletewait
honestly
who the fuck is francois?!
Just some make believe character. Just go to dirtygirl under the labels and you'll see.
ReplyDeleteYeah spurs,
ReplyDeleteStop judging Francois. You don't even know him. Maybe he really is a nice guy. Stop judging a man by his choice in swimsuits.
Funny, because you don't even know him either.
ReplyDeleteWell, I was about to get to know him until Anon made me realize online translators suck.
ReplyDeleteWere you planning on sending a message to his myspace? I'm sure he wouldn't find that strange at all.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I'm tempted to do that with my translator. I wonder what his response would be. I don't remember his myspace though. I could find it in my email since I sent it to RQ awhile back.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you do that. That wouldn't be nuts at all.
ReplyDeleteI think it would be funny.
ReplyDeleteA laugh riot, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have him email you about your interest in his swimsuit.
ReplyDeletePlease do that. I will order one as soon as I can find it, and post a pic of me in it.
ReplyDeleteGood. I will then make it my background on my laptop.
ReplyDeletewow DG I see a new pic of francious is up! he is so slim and sexy
ReplyDeleteI am honestly jealous ..
will you share?
DG:
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you will. Then you'll have nightmares every night until you remove it.
That's not Francois Pam. You need to go up a few comments and read who it is.
ReplyDeleteI will also replace tron guy with your pic.
ReplyDeleteHey, that would be really cool. That should drive everyone away.
ReplyDeleteI don't know Pam. I already share Francois with Bitchhog. But he has amazing stamina so I'm sure he could take on one more girl.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I'm sure he has enough stamina for a guy as well. Are you interested?
Nope. The "gay" shit went out the window a long time ago. Are you bringing that back up again?
ReplyDeleteCan I add the word aids if we are on the reminiscing page ?
ReplyDeleteWhen did I bring up that you were gay? That was MP.
ReplyDeleteAre you outting yourself?
I'm not referring to you DG. But that song was played for awhile over at party promoter land.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Pam, do that.
ReplyDeleteHe is European and hot Pam. People like him are exempt from aids.
ReplyDeleteI'm confused in this conversation.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean? The AIDS reference was for me, and for the longest time I read the, "Spurs fan is a fag, or spurs fan is gay."
ReplyDeleteOh no DG I meant spurs, for a while when I did a ton of drugs like heroin the only come backs I had at him were " you have aids " it was really not original now at all! I really just let my best friend marvin make jokes at him when they have there " sleep overs "
ReplyDeleteCrazy boys!
That's right. I forgot you had aids spurs. You are also an idiot. Can we bring back that video? It was funny.
ReplyDeleteDG are you seeing me in a week and a half =0
ReplyDeleteWhich one DG? I deleted the two that I made that were based on bashing commenters. Well, commenters and Getrad. Which I'm kind of glad I did. There could have been so many screen shots taken off of those two.
ReplyDeleteWhy? Do you need a fluffer?
ReplyDeleteYeah please tickle my vuh jay jay!
ReplyDeleteno silly we are like twins here
your just to blind to see it
you type really good for being blind
Spurs, I have a screen shot. Of you and my mom conceiving me
ReplyDeleteYour my dad I decided
No, I'm talking about pam's video she did about you.
ReplyDeleteI wish you would've kept the commenters one. I would've liked to watch that again. I think I would've made the part of you insulting me my ringtone.
yep you made me when you were like 12
ReplyDeleteDid I insult you DG? Idont even remember haha!
ReplyDeleteI am a spontaniuos person, sometimes I get all mad and stuff and freak out.. I have learned to let it go.
Mainly because I have bigger issues in life, like where can Ifind my own fancois ?
I honestly forgot about that video, who else did I make fun of ? No wonder people hate me!
Oh Dirty girl, sorry by the way.
ReplyDeleteI hope no hard feelings, only francious being hard.
Be back in a sec. I am going to find a picture of a guy off of myspace and claim he is my boyfriend
Pam, you should hurry up and have a baby so we can start calling spurs Grandpa.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteYeah, sorry about that. I'm sure you are heartbroken the videos are gone for good. The computer I recorded them on is gone too, I believe.
Who will I mate with?
ReplyDeleteAccording to people on here I am a caveman
So theoreticly speaking although I take none of those comments too hard I am un-mate-able
Pam,
ReplyDeleteI was talking about spurs video about the commenters. Francois in reality was a big joke that spurs fell for.
Francois is starting to turn into an amanda roadman thing.
yes she was!
ReplyDeletemaybe not
whatever
hahaha
Maybe we should have Francois "post here."
ReplyDeleteThat would be like the nail in the coffin.
brb in ten I am making a epic post of my E boyfriend I am dedicating it to DG
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteYou should give Francois the ability to post, too.
I know, I mentioned that two comments above yours. This time, I beat you to the thought.
ReplyDeleteIo sono bello
ReplyDeleteYou see spurs? It's those rare moments I wait for.
ReplyDeleteGood job!
Dg i have a boyfriend too. mine is on tv.
ReplyDeletedont be jealous.
Who is your fake boyfriend pam?
ReplyDeleteits on my picture if you click my picture then you go onto my blog. its a story. its all facts. other then he is not my boyfriend
ReplyDeletebut he is
That guy looks like a complete douche.
ReplyDeleteBut I too have had the opportunity to date someone that has been in a few movies (but I turned him down) and another who has millions.
So take that.
I didn't want to date him - we are dating ( now in my mind.. he actually already thinks I stalk him, he blocked me on twitter.. thats pretty severe when you have 20,000 follows )....
ReplyDeleteHe loves me.
He is not famous
I really just want a
" Drama beat off to me " shirt.
So he gets upset
and his ex gets mad
and I laugh
Oh...I want a drama beat off to me shirt too!
ReplyDeleteSpurs you should get one too!
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's what I want.
ReplyDeleteAccording to a Facebook quiz, I am getting married 4/5/11. That means I have less than 2 years left of freedom.
ReplyDeleteWhere's that quiz at?
ReplyDeleteI mean, I know it's on Facebook, but is there a link to it?
ReplyDeleteSee if this works...
ReplyDeletehttp://apps.facebook.com/whatdat-dh/index.php?clear=1&qttrack=success
Do I have to choose 3 friends to get the results?
ReplyDeleteNo, you just press skip on that part.
ReplyDeleteCool. All right, hang on.
ReplyDeleteI took one of those quizzes once that was about 'How old are you really' and my results came back saying I was 10 years old.
ReplyDeleteUh, it showed I'm getting married November 25th of this year.
ReplyDeleteI just don't see that happening DG.
OMG KASEY
ReplyDeleteMY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE
HEHE ILL BE IN TEXAS SOON
I'm not far from Vegas spurs. Can I come to your wedding?
ReplyDeleteo my god i am laughing so hard
ReplyDeletelook at my results
Pamela took the What date will you get married? quiz and got the result: Nov 25, 2009.
That is less than 2 months away. That sounds more like one of those weddings when somebody accidentally gets pregnant.
ReplyDeleteIt's good to know you are doing the right thing.
I don't see that happening. I took the quiz again, showed up a diffent date. Maybe I should do the age thing too.
ReplyDeleteDG dont you see .. me and spurs have the same dates from our profiles.
ReplyDeletethis is like
...
the end of the world
some one get me a glass of grey goose and a bottle of oxy cotton this is too much
Wait...you just said spurs is your dad pam. Now the two of you are getting married and I suspect pregnancy is involved.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like the story from that Mama's papa's bandmember.
No Pam. We are talking about the future right now. You may be pregnant with Nik's baby but he is going to ignore you and deny the baby is his. Then you are going to go to Texas and Spurs will console you and take on the role as daddy of yours and Nik's and he will marry you in Vegas on Nov. 25.
ReplyDeleteIt will be known as a shotgun wedding then DG. As in a shotgun blast directly in my face. By me.
ReplyDeleteBut I want to go to the wedding. It would be fun!
ReplyDeleteYeah, you'd be pointing and laughing at me. Real fun for you.
ReplyDeleteYes it would be fun. What are you going to name the baby? Nik jr.?
ReplyDeleteIf it's a boy Pelican, if it's a girl Dirtygirl.
ReplyDeleteI just took another quiz and it says somebody who's name begins with 'S' loves me.
ReplyDeleteGood thing your real name isn't Spurs Fan.
You write that as if that would be the worst thing ever.
ReplyDeleteI am a heartbreaker, spurs. I'm only saying that for your sake.
ReplyDeleteWell gee, thanks for sparing me the grief.
ReplyDeleteNo problem.
ReplyDeleteI also took another quiz that said I was only 80% arrogant. I know...I'm surprised too at how low that percentage was too.
But the 's' probably stands for my real name because I love me.
That's probably it.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd say the 80% is probably accurate. I'm sure you have a caring side that makes up 20% of you.
Yes. I care so much I think I'm going to send you a DG for Life Medallion to wear for good luck.
ReplyDeleteCool, and if you do that, I'll send you the Spurs chain. With a heart on it and the words I and Fan added in.
ReplyDeleteCan you make it a locket like in Annie with a picture of you in the Francois swimsuit?
ReplyDeleteI would promise to wear it everywhere. Imagine the confusion when people ask about it and I tell them I'm not even a fan of the spurs.
If me and nik do have this baby I am naming him human. without the double o's, and I am making sure he is super gay - like bruno gay. " gayby "
ReplyDeleteTo spite his fathers sinister gay ways he has tried to hide for so long
DG what color of hair should I get before my shoot in phoenix ?
Spurs, I appreciate you killing yourself at our wedding .. can you please wait until we both say I do so I can get the grievance package ? Thanks pal.
hey new photo =) new name yay
ReplyDeletePammy,
ReplyDeleteYou are so beautiful:)
Speaking of the 80's, Spurs, you are reminiscent of Max Headroom.
ReplyDeleteI think we just had an earthquake...
thanks anon.
ReplyDeletei wish icould sleep
i fear my safety to shut my eyes
Pam,
ReplyDeleteare you really in that dangerous of a situation?
Can we bring T.O. back from Buffalo?
ReplyDeletelmao.
Im scared to watch todays game. Plus, I feel like its a waste whenever we dont even score until the 4th quarter.
BTW Daddy Warbucks aka CBT I changed my picture....
ReplyDelete"Bitchhog said...
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of the 80's, Spurs, you are reminiscent of Max Headroom."
That's it! That's what I've been trying to dig out of my memory. Bitchhog is so right.
MTQT: Perfect.
Bitchhog: I'm worried about Pam, too, maybe more so than even she is.
"Speaking of the 80's, Spurs, you are reminiscent of Max Headroom."
ReplyDeleteBitchhog:
Funny, when I was a little kid, some of my friends referred to me as Max Headroom. As a matter of fact, my first roommate in college used to call me that all the time. He'd say, "Hey Max!" All the time.
And another earthquake? Was it close to you?
It has been really storming here. Last night there was tons of thunder and lightning.
DG:
ReplyDeleteAnd I would wear my "DG for Life" medalliion. When people asked who "DG" was, I'd say, "Just some woman who lives out in AZ that I have exchanged insutlts with throught the internet more times than I can count."
Then, hopefully someone would just come up and slap me.
"Can we bring T.O. back from Buffalo?"
ReplyDelete*Miss Texas*,
I wish we could. And I'm kind of concerned about today's game as well. We shall see.
Spurs, you do look like Max! And you says 'exchanging insults' as if it were even or something. That is not even close to true. You know this.
ReplyDeletePam, don't change your hair color. Although, I think adding some extensions would look good. Go have your trout buy you some.
Thanks for your input, but I think what "you says" (did Pelican come over to your place and hijack your computer?) is not even close to being true DG.
ReplyDeleteI accidentally added an 's' is all. If that was your attempt at trying to even out the insults, you failed.
ReplyDeleteAgain.
Oh, I wish had the wit and intelligence of you DG. I mean, you are just so wise.
ReplyDeleteAnd full of yourself.
Again.
I know I am wise. I'm also an unpaid philosopher.
ReplyDeleteWell, now we have something in common.
ReplyDeleteDG :
ReplyDeletemy hair is pretty long. I am naturally blond, seems odd but it looks more natural
Hey Baby, how are you?
ReplyDeletegood just got back from fishing. I saw a school of dolphin I was 3 feet away =) they were huge!!!
ReplyDeleteThey're big. You know dolphins aren't fish, don't you?
ReplyDeletemammals I did take science in 7th grade lol
ReplyDeleteI went fishing and dolphins came I did not tell them too come
CBT,
ReplyDeleteDepends on which dolphins she is talking about.
There are dolphins the mammals and dolphins the fish.
the mammals
ReplyDeletethe were in a school because i said so
i didnt mean to sound so fishy
Hi Pretty Pam, how are you doing?
ReplyDelete