(click on the pics to get a better look)
E-mail: So here's the costuume that is pretty much finished, its "Bollywood". The other will be finished tomorrow. Let me know what you think.
SPURS FAN says: You know Elfie, when you said you were going to send in a pic of your Halloween costume, I can't lie, I was thinking, "I'm going to rip her BAD." But honestly, that costume looks bad ass, and you look good in it. It would be interesting to see what the other one looks like, but I'd go with this one. Well, I would if I was a woman, and was 9 years old, that way I would think dressing up for Halloween was cool.
I got to say, looking good Elfie.....
ReplyDeleteAnd also, Da Bulls, Da Bulls, Da Bulls
Francis, you are acting like "Da Bulls" hoisted a championship banner man.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, we did 11/yrs ago, the last of 6. Hey man, we have been around .500 for the last several seasons, it's nice to beat a good team occasionally. Now they can go 40-41 the rest of the way to meet my expectations
ReplyDeleteHawt Damn!
ReplyDeleteThat's more realistic thinking Francis.
ReplyDeleteHey Wopness, did you get a good night's sleep on the bus bench you sleep on? I forgot to tell you how cool I thought that sweater you were wearing looks. And you need to shave man, you look sloppy.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I left out our annual one and done in the playoffs the last decade as well.
ReplyDeleteYeah, can't forget that. And letting Gordon leave, which I don't think will be a big deal in the end.
ReplyDeleteHe's a greedy bum......good riddance Benny
ReplyDeleteYeah, he wasn't worth $55 million, that's for sure.
ReplyDeletethats one hell of a costume for sure, very hott!
ReplyDeleteThanks for not ripping me Spurs, I don't think my fragile ego would be able to take it.
ReplyDeleteThanks MT! What did you end up doing for your costume?
That's what I was thinking too Streets. I didn't want to make you cry and think twice about life.
ReplyDeleteSo you owe me one. At least that's what I'm telling myself.
I'm thinking about going as a famous black guy so I can get this racial humor off my back in a public setting without it seeming distasteful.
ReplyDeleteThat's thinking outside the box for sure EV.
ReplyDeleteYou could go as P. Diddy, or whatever that loser is calling himself these days, like that party promoter did.
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend got pissed when I tried on my costume, I ended up making the skirt myself, and he said I was just using Halloween as an excuse to be a slut, so we got in a fight...yea men are great....
ReplyDeleteIts okay though bc I took his debit card and went shopping.
Elfie is a stunner.
ReplyDeleteJust wow. :)
Your boyfriend sounds like a complete jealous loser Miss Texas. Don't lump all men into that category.
ReplyDeleteI think im gonna use the idea someone said about the candybar. lmao
ReplyDeleteMT,
ReplyDeleteGuys under 30 are typically insecure. Or he's got a guilty conscious from banging someone else and he is assuming you will do the same in your "slut" outfit.....
Hey ~J~:
ReplyDeleteDo you have plans for Halloween?
I think Francis nailed it.
ReplyDeleteNo Spurs, he has a guilty conscience.
ReplyDeletePlus his friends try to hit on me, thats why he never wants to take me anymore. His friends are all gross and disgusting. I cant stand the men around here. California has the hottest men I think...
Is it conscious or conscience? I cant stand being wrong. lol
ReplyDeleteSo what you are saying is that not only is he a loser, so are his friends.
ReplyDeleteI think Spurs nailed it....
ReplyDeleteI think it's conscience.
ReplyDeleteThanks Francis.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing more annoying than hearing about loser dudes Francis, is that women choose to stick with them.
ReplyDeleteYeah, remember though she is only 22. She has to date a few more d-bags before she figures it out.....
ReplyDeleteTrue. I seem to forget that.
ReplyDeleteSpurs thats rude, If I had a "choice" I would not be with him, but you do not know my circumstances....Im just saying hes a douche bag, and that most men are. Ok I wont talk about douche bags anymore.
ReplyDeleteSo far Kanye is up on my list, because that guy basically has the spot light on him for the ridiculous shit he says. Plus it gives me a reason to be a flamboyant jackass and jump into conversations. But at the same time I loathe that douche bag so much, I almost don't even want to waste the effort.
ReplyDelete*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteMy bad. You are right. I'm a douche bag for not considering the circumstances.
I blame it on the immaturity of my frontal lobe Francis. LMAO
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteThat would give you reason to act like an asshole all night, and that would be fun.
Hang in the MT (yeah I'm being nice to you for once), but you're wrong, you always have a "choice"...
ReplyDelete*there
ReplyDeleteI like the way you think Francis. You should have your own tv show. It couldn't possibly be any worse than that Dr. Phil jackass show.
ReplyDeleteOnly Elfie could understand the kind of relationship I am in.
ReplyDelete"Yeah im being nice to you for once"-Francis
BTW we dont always have to be mean to each other and have shitty attitudes Francis.
I know MT, you're starting to grow on me.....I actually kind of like you now.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I might have missed my calling. Maybe you could put up an ad to the right for relationship advice. An Ask Francis link
ReplyDeletewhy don't you have a choice, mt? wear the costume and tell him to suck it. then cum in his mouth when he does. or don't, he sounds like he doesnt deserve such pleasure.
ReplyDeletebtw, francis and spurs nailed it. just sayin'.
elfie, looks good. Definite wood involved in your costume, yes m'am. What is the other one?
I think that would be a great idea actually Francis. You could be a relationship coach.
ReplyDeleteI think kinkyb!tch nailed it as well. It's like the three of us are carpenters.
ReplyDeleteelife, really, you do look good, but have you ever considered a reduction? in the first pic the look like they suffocate you.
ReplyDeleteIf I was dating KB, I think I would just piss her off on purpose just for the make-up sex
ReplyDeleteyeah, an ask francis link sounds good. complete with a profile pic similar to the one of Hugh Downs on the sidebar.
ReplyDeletewhich one of you has clogged arteries and talked about it here?
I want to see KB's costume photo......just email it to me, I'll never share
ReplyDeleteMT~ I do understand but I also know that you deserve better. As Francis said, there is always a choice but making the "right" choice is sometimes very difficult.
ReplyDeleteYeah KB, I don't get that ad at all.
ReplyDeleteKB~ they are fake and were not not supposed to be this big. I am 2 sizes larger than I wanted. I have considered going smaller but I found out with that surgery that I do not do well with anethesia so it scares the shit out of me.
ReplyDeleteElfie, did you not read Tutti Fucking Fruity? Whoever that is thinks your "titts" (thoughtful word) are nice.
ReplyDeleteI did not... wow that is the most eloquent compliment I have ever received! Thank you SO much Tutti Fucking Fruity!
ReplyDeletethey are nice, but breathing seems like a more logical choice
ReplyDeleteHow do fake boobs feel? Ive never touched one before. Efle, etc.?
ReplyDeleteGood point KB.
ReplyDeletesome feel hard, mt. but i have felt some that feel 'normal'. I will let you know how elfie's feel later..
ReplyDeleteMuch firmer than real ones, squishy where there is real boob than firm underneath that.
ReplyDeleteIt also depends on the placement and type. Silicon over the muscle feel real. Saline over the muscle feel a bit firmer and under the muscle are much firmer.
ReplyDeleteDo you have your nipples pierced?
ReplyDeleteElfie, Kinky, MTQ?
I used to tutti fucking fruity. (May I call you Fucking fruity for short? Typing out the whole thing is a bit tedious.) But I took them out
ReplyDeleteI can breathe just fine but it hurts to sleep on my stomach esoecially if it's on a firm mattress.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Yeah i dont shave on vacation. In any event, compared to you I'm a regular brad pitt or I guess jesse metcalf in this crew
ReplyDeleteKB: Your comment to MT made me feel kinda funny like when we used to climb the rope in gym class..
Elfie: Ill come see you after work, damn that was a wake up call
francis, I read elsewhere your wife is sick. does she have swine flu? i am starting to get scared about it..its everywhere it seems.
ReplyDeleteWTD:
ReplyDeleteYou really do look like you are related to Dom DeLuise. Hey, do you sleep with news paper when it gets cold?
Nope, just belly ears and I used to have my right cheek pierced
ReplyDeleteWop~ Should I answer the door wearing this or nothing at all?
ReplyDeleteMy twins will never get pierced. That shit would hurt bad, my friend has then pierced both ways, like a cross. Its kinda gross, shes showed me.
ReplyDeleteI used to have my nose pierced in high school and belly button, but now I only have my ears pierced. Im more into getting tattoos. I only have one, but Im about to add number two to my collection.
WOP: Its METCALFE, get it right, geez lol jk
I say the costume elfie
ReplyDeleteand your blindfold
what kind of tattoo do you have, mt?
ReplyDeletewhat are you thinking of getting?
i dont have any..cant think of anything i would want on me permanently..and for the most part, tattoos on chicks look gross, imo. dont know why that comes to mind, but it does often
I have a tribal tattoo on my ankle that means love-life. It looks really good, its just regular(black)ink, but I paid alot of money not for the size or time, but for quality.
ReplyDeleteI agree sometimes tattoos on girls look trashy, like "tramp stamps" lol. or "reverse tramp stamps". Kinky do you have myspace??
I kind of want to get angel wings on my back. My best friend from Elem. School got them a few years back and its so bad ass, im just a pussy bc it took several hours, 2 sessions, and alot of money.
Same for me KB, don't know of anything I want to keep forever on me I am way indecisive. Tattoos can look sexy depending on where they are on a woman (down the ribe cage or on the shoulder). Boob tattoos and tramp stamps are not sexy.
ReplyDeletenot sure why I added an "e" to rib...
ReplyDeleteTutti Fucking Fruity-Nice name ;). One of the best parts of Devils Rejects wasnt it?
ReplyDeleteSpurs- Im just hanging out with family and friends for Halloween. Not too much.
~J~:
ReplyDeleteThat's cool.
Spurs~ what is your take on Chemtrails?
ReplyDeleteNot really sure. I've wondered what those "trails" were for awhile now, but do I think they are spraying chemicals to pollute us?
ReplyDeleteThat's a good question. What's your theory on them?
I do believe this H1N1 was man made, whatever that's worth.
And I have to be honest, I had to google chemtrails to find out exactly what you meant.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure. My mom is convinced they are spraying something toxic, she called me in a panic to tell me to have the school keep my kids inside today. But she is a bit of a hypochondriac... I usually take what she says with a grain of salt. For Y2K she brought 5 huge water storage things to my apartment (which took up more than half of my living room), along with cases of green beans and canned chicken... oh and plastic wrap to put over the windows? I don't even know.
ReplyDeleteWow, really? That's funny. What was the plastic going to do? But green beans and canned chicken?
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess you would have been set had the world ended.
Elfie.
ReplyDeleteDamn!
HEY ELFIE QUESTION.
ReplyDeleteWITH YOUR LOT OF SUCKLING PIGS TUGGING AT YOUR NASTY NIPS...WHY DO YOU STILL THNK ANYONE WANTS TO SEE YOU DRESS UP FOR HALOWEEN COUG? YOU ARE FAR TOO OLD AND HAGGERED. PUT IT AWAY B4 IT ENDS UP ON THE DIRTY AND EVEYONE AND THEIR MOM TELLS YOU HOW UGLY YOUR FACE IS...
PS. YOU HAVE KIDS...ARE YOU DRESSING UP TO GO BOB FOR APPLES WITH THEM? SILLY WHORE.
Pretty rough anonymous.
ReplyDeleteYeah, we are going to bob for apples right after we watch some porn and take a few shots... give me a break.
ReplyDeleteThat was a good response Streets.
ReplyDeleteOnly a gay man or a really ugly woman could diss a woman that looks like Elfie dressed like that.
ReplyDeleteHey anonymous ?
ReplyDeleteIf your a dude you have to be gay
If your a chick you must be ugly and really insecure.
P.S. I dont think Elfie is considered a "Coug" yet shes too young
Great minds think alike Anon #2 lol
ReplyDeleteThank you Miss Texas.
ReplyDeleteI concur.
When is your next video by the way?
Anon #2- thank you.
ReplyDeletePretty sure anon #1 is the one that suggested I use the crack pipe as a stocking stuffer... which I thought was a great idea so I went shuffling through the trash I threw it into. I found it and I also found a couple hypodermic needles. I think I will save that one for their easter baskets. F'n idiot.
Put some weed in their too Streets.
ReplyDeleteOh they get that every morning with their cheerios.
ReplyDelete*there*. Damn.
ReplyDeleteWith their Cheerios? That's part of a balanced breakfast.
Ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteAlso Anon... I have already been on the Dirty, and I hardly got wrecked. But yeah that's my greatest fear in life, finding out what people on The Dirty think of me. Dumbass.
ReplyDeleteOnce you get ripped on thedirty Elfie, everything just goes downhill.
ReplyDeleteI posted my neighbor on The Dirty who was in Playboy and Nik ripped her, so I don't think much of him and The Dirty anyway. lol
ReplyDeleteIs that what happened to your life Spurs? It all makes sense now.
ReplyDeleteYes, that's what happened. I'm glad I was able to get that off my chest. I feel born again.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Wopness? Is he out begging for change?
ReplyDeleteKB tied him up and left him blindfolded in my closet.
ReplyDeleteThat was nice and thoughtful of her. You still want to kill her?
ReplyDeleteNo she wanted me to kill her... like Dr. Death but I refused.
ReplyDeleteYou must have the Christmas Spirit already.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I look like dom deluise? You look like an ephor from 300.
ReplyDeleteElfie: whatever you answer in Im sure Ill be good with
MT: major douche curb kick um
Judge to defendant: "Where did you find your lawyer?"
ReplyDeleteDefendant: "On a bus stop bench."
Judge: "You mean he has an ad on a bus stop bench?"
Defendant: "No, I mean he was literally on the bus stop bench, covered in newspaper. I got him on the cheap."
That's a nice costume and you look great in it, Elfie! Also, it does look like no peacocks were harmed in the making of this.
ReplyDeleteMT: I agree with everyone else. Don't be a victim of your own situation. Life is too short for that. I say wear your costume and hopefully make his worst fears come true and meet somebody better.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Actually really funny and creative. I didnt realize you ACTUALLY have wit sometimes, I just thought you just always talked about having wit.
ReplyDeleteElfie: Hope you have a babysitter, I'm leaving after my 2:00 meeting
Thanks Wopness, I kind of liked it too.
ReplyDeleteHi DG.......what are you dressing up as for Halloween?
ReplyDeleteI'd so hit that!
ReplyDeletePS: Chicago Bulls? Really??????? LMAO.
Regards,
MP
Whatever man.
ReplyDeleteBut I'd be rubbing it in your face, so I guess that was a good one.
MP,
ReplyDeleteYou couldn't handle her. You weigh like 60/lbs, her boobs are bigger than you.
Btw, pretty sure I saw you in the news yesterday. I personally think they are way too black to be you but....
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/10/29/iowa.marker.disguise/index.html
Francis:
ReplyDeleteWhat's your problem with MP?
No problem, just like messing with him. Is he your brother or something?
ReplyDeleteNo, just wondering if you actually don't like the guy.
ReplyDeleteNice link, by the way. That was pretty good. What a couple of losers.
Nah man, he's alright, I just like to give him shit cause he does with everyone else......
ReplyDeleteSpurs gets very defensive over MP insults because he is in to black women.
ReplyDeleteDG, where have you been? Is it Happy Hour already?
ReplyDeleteDG, you know what sucks about you and your boyfriend not being together anymore?
ReplyDeleteYou can't take him trick-or-treating.
Or buy him a little costume.
ReplyDeleteEvery hour is happy hour for me.
ReplyDeleteStop bringing up my ex. I get a headache just reading about him.
Why? Does it bring back memories of changing his diaper?
ReplyDeleteHe was 22! You act as if he was 13 or something. Well, mentally he did act like he was 13.
ReplyDeleteHahaaa spurs you on fire today buddy
ReplyDeleteThanks Wopness.
ReplyDeleteHey have you ever noticed the disappearance of cbt?
ReplyDeleteAnd as either a result or coincidence the fake cbt's disappearance hmmmm...
Would somebody actually fake themselves?
22 is toodler years in men
ReplyDeletewe get so much better 25 and later
And I have a general rule of 25 or older that I made up this year and he lied and said he was 25. And when I found out the truth and based on bad judgement, I still let him stay.
ReplyDeleteThanks for making me realize how I wasted most of my spring and summer. I'm going to go cry now.
Yeah Wopness, I miss CBT being around here. Now we only have one craddle robber, DG.
ReplyDeleteSee Wop, we are still thinking alike.
ReplyDeleteDG, you know what you could dress up as for Halloween?
ReplyDeleteA nanny.
"Is he your brother or something".
ReplyDeleteLol, that was funny as hell.
And you know what you could dress up as?
ReplyDeleteA man. But that may be too complicated of a costume for you to put together.
Hey DG, you know it's good you never decided to become a teacher. I could see you banging one of your 7th grade students, and ending up on the news.
ReplyDeleteHey DG, you know what I do give you credit for in dating your ex?
ReplyDeleteHappy Meals aren't that expensive.
Stop hating spurs. You keep going on and on about this because you know I can't talk shit about all the women you have had in the past because there are none.
ReplyDeleteI just don't choose to talk about them DG.
ReplyDeleteHey, it seems you are in a bad mood today and about to cry. Why don't you go find one of your ex's pacifiers, and put it in your mouth?
I mean, it always made him stop crying, so it might work on you.
Hey DG, you know what else was cool about you dating that guy? When you went out to an actual restaurant, the kids' menu is always cheaper.
ReplyDeleteNice save spurs bu your women stories would be just about as real as a cbt story.
ReplyDeleteAll right, here's a woman story. I was dating this girl who told me she was 25. Well, one day we went to an amusement park, and when we tried to go on a roller coaster, she didn't meet the height requirement. I started to grow suspicious, but I was so pathetic I kept her around.
ReplyDeleteHow many times can you repeat yourself? happy meal/kids menu....isn't that basically the same thing?
ReplyDeleteI like how you mix some truth with reality in the story to make it more realistic. I bet "but I was so pathetic" was the only true part in your story.
ReplyDeleteRepeat myself? Regarding food and restaurants? Well, on that note, here's another woman story.
ReplyDeleteI was dating this girl who told me she was 25. But everytime I asked her to go out to eat and where she wanted to go, she would always say, "Chuck-E-Cheese."
I should have been suspicous, but once again, I was pathtetic and kept her around.
DG, here's another one:
ReplyDeleteI was dating this one girl who told me she was 25. I finally realized she wasn't when you went to a restaurant, and the waiter brought over a booster chair for her.
I mean, the first couple of times it happened I thought someone was playing a trick on me, but the third time it happened I realized I was a craddle robber.
Here is a couple of your stories:
ReplyDeleteOnce I met this girl and I gave her my number but she never called.
Once I met this girl and I told her that Nik Richie once called me and I talked to Goblin etc. and she looked at me crazy and left.
Once I met this girl and she really liked me. Sure she was in a coma but she squeezed my hand once when I asked if she liked me and she did.
Have you still not found that pacifier?
ReplyDeleteHere's a DG story:
ReplyDeleteI once met a guy and he agreed to go out with me. So I went and picked him up, and when we were leaving, his mom said he had to be home at 10:30, because he had a test in Social Studies in the morning.
Have you still not moved on to craigslist like Drew?
ReplyDeleteThat is your only real chance at women.
Where else do you recommend I go?
ReplyDeleteThe swing sets, like you do?
There is no other place for you. You are the future Drew.
ReplyDeleteThat's all you can come up with?
ReplyDeleteTerrible.
No, I'm just getting bored and trying to do 10 things at once.
ReplyDeleteMan, I'm bringing out the .0001% black of MP....you gangsta Sharpie, I betta step off.
ReplyDeleteYeah, use that excuse DG.
ReplyDeleteSpurs Says: "I just don't choose to talk about them DG."
ReplyDeleteHahaa yeah right, thats because there is nothing to talk about
Hey Wopness, I forgot how much wool you probably pull (rhymed). I mean, with a hit tv show and all.
ReplyDeleteYou are Turtle from Entourage right? Fattie, go shave and get a new wardrobe. Sloppy bastard.
"You are Turtle from Entourage right? Fattie, go shave and get a new wardrobe."
ReplyDeleteSpurs did you steal that magnificant line from RR?
What? Yeah, I wrote down all her lines.
ReplyDeleteYou know who you remind me of DG, with the craddle robbing and all?
Madonna, just without the money or talent.
And you remind me of a priest except they probably have more women stories than you.
ReplyDeleteWho's your hero?
ReplyDeleteDebbie Lafave, that skank teacher who got busted for banging one of her students?
Does watching The 40 yr old Virgin make you sad because you can relate to it so much?
ReplyDeleteDoes watching the old lady in that movie who hits on The Virgin but still can't get laid make you sad, because you realize that's going to be you in a few years?
ReplyDeleteJust an old washed up Coug?
Hey DG, when you and your ex used to go out to eat, did it not strike you as being odd that he used to wear a bib?
ReplyDeleteDoes it make you sad that that old washed up coug in the movie is the best you will ever do without paying for it?
ReplyDeleteDoes it make you sad that you get all trashed at bars, act loose as a goose, and still can't get laid?
ReplyDeleteNo, but I do find weird is grown men wearing ruffled shirts. That just screams gay.
ReplyDeleteHey, you remember that pic of you with that one tool who was wearing the mask?
ReplyDeleteDid it not occur to you he didn't want to be seen with you out in public?
Madonna has talent?
ReplyDeleteHow do you know how loose a goose is? That is sick.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteNo, but she has more talent that DG does.
DG:
ReplyDeleteThe reason why I know is your ex wrote in. It was in crayon, so I knew for a fact it was him.
Whatever spurs. At least now we have gotten to the truth of why you don't have any stories about women. You prefer farm animals.
ReplyDeleteWhat animal is going to get it tonight?
Well, I'd say a cow, but you don't live around here.
ReplyDeleteI guess one good thing about the animals is they can't say no.
ReplyDeleteAH-HA! I always knew you had a thing for DG, Spurs!
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteYou would know. You haven't said no to a guy yet.
Well, I have never met you.
ReplyDeleteThat's true. Good point.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't respond to Elfie, spurs. Is your e-crush on me still going strong?
ReplyDeleteYou are both cracking me up right now.
ReplyDeleteIt's stronger than ever DG. It's like Gold.
ReplyDeleteGlad DG's hurtful words are making you laugh Streets.
ReplyDeleteWho are we kidding? She has a long way to go to make up for that thrashing she took a couple of hours ago (rhymed)
Thrashing?
ReplyDeleteTake your medication, spurs. You are becoming delusional again.
And elfie said 'you guys' referring to both of us. So don't get all hurt that she is just laughing at what I have to say because her and I are in the same gang that you cannot get into.
ReplyDeleteDG, don't worry. You know who you can call?
ReplyDeleteGhostbusters.
Yeah, thanks for decoding what your fellow gang member had to say. I didn't know what "you guys" meant.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah! I forgot to tell you about that. I decided to look up sleep paralysis and their is a long history about an old hag holding you down sucking the life out of you.
ReplyDelete*there*. No problem DG.
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to help you out.
ReplyDeleteThis situation is very similar to yours except you probably had to pay the old hag.
ReplyDeleteWell, I paid her to go suck the life out of you, but she said you were so full of hot air, she couldn't do it.
ReplyDeleteI prefer the term full of shit, but she was old, and used cleaner language.
ReplyDeleteDid you catch the pelican flu again?
ReplyDeleteYour last comment didn't make sense.
ReplyDeleteI feel like I'm babysitting. Hey, now I know how you felt all that time.
ReplyDeleteBut I'll play along. Which one? The hot air? Or the full of shit?
Is it really that hard to figure out. If you said 'what do you mean' and I said 'your LAST comment didn't make sense' wouldn't you just refer to the one just above the 'pelican flu' one?
ReplyDeleteYou are so slow today, spurs. Did you mix your ambien up with adderall again?