Yeah, we had that really good bond we never touched or anything at all. We played hide and go seek in the showboxc in SEattle once he was done playing, and then we had deep convois on text.
Then he ditched me and I asked him why and he was like sorry. Then my next question was are you single and he was like no
That guy went to jail for fucking up my brother in highschool and said he'd kill him when he got out.. we moved to NC durring his jail time.. looks like he really did kill people lol
Pam: I feel ya on the whole myspace thing, I still keep it though just in case myspace makes a comeback..lol
Spurs: Oh, my guy went out this weekend (that's not why I am mad) but I saw on his phone where he had a pic of three girls flashing him their goods, and let's just say I threw all of his things out on the front lawn. He admitted to taking the pic, but he said he did it for his "guy friend" yeah right, I wasn't born yesterday. I know it may seem petty, but if the tables were turned, he's flip out if I had a pic of three guy's showing me their yahoo's..wouldn't you agree? If I'm overreacting, let me know. He is sending me constant "I'm sorry" text messages, but I'm not ready to forgive him.
Pictures only capture 2 dimensions of our 3 dimensional selves, so it flattens the object in the picture thus adding "weight". This can be resolved by using reflectors that add dimension to the pics. Hi all! First day of my lovely 64 hr work week... ugh!
Your man is not very bright and for that reason you should probably take him back. a smart man like myself would have;
a. downloaded the photos and then erased them b. claimed my friend took them with my phone c. said my friend took them and sent them to me and I did not get a chance to delete them
That is funny about the underwear. One time I went to the strip club and my buddies told them that I was getting married and the strippers brought me on stage and ripped my underwear off while my pants were still on. So you can come home without your underwear and be innocent.
I had this super hot chick that I never slept with but I could have and should have. She called me one night at 4 in the morning because she felt lonely or something and I did not answer the phone and it went to voicemail. My gf at the time was lying in the bed next to me. My dumbass then went to the bathroom to check the message and when she asked me who it was I said one of my male friends. Then my dumbass never erased the message and she checked my messages one day and was pissed forever. Ultimately it led to our breakup. So I lost a gf over a chick I never slept with. Moral of the story, if a woman will sleep with you, go for it. Fuck it. You may as well.
Your bitch ass would not hit anybody except maybe a woman. Shut the fuck up Internet tough guy. I would love for you to do that so I could sue the shit out of you and take everything your pathetic ass has. Studio gangster.
Anon: That's exactly what I would've done, I agree his not being bright about it. I forgot to mention that one of the three girls was his buddy's wife, whom I've met on numerous occasions, man, some women can be complete c^nts! I've been crying all day and cannot even focus on my work..this sucks.
I would not even worry about it. I am sure it was innocent. In the world of men, what he did was pretty innocuous. Just call him up and have him come home. The other women were just trying to get him in trouble and piss you off more than anything.
There are two movies named "Employee of the Month". One has Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson and sucks, the other has Matt Dillon and Christina Applegate and is a very good dark comedy. There's a scene in the Dillon one where he says to his buddy "You just gave a dead woman's necklace to an 18 year old stripper who, later on, is gonna bang you in your car in the parking lot while you snort crank off the blade of a hunting knife". His friend replies, "And your point is...?"
Yeah, that's pretty messed up. You should get Drew to "greg blast" you, and show your boyfriend that. In all seriuosness though, how long have you been dating this tool? I mean, if it's not your first time around with him, it's probably not going to last. No offense.
Damn, I sound kind of bitter, don't I? But no, it won't last.
Hey Wopness, check out the Hillbilly trying to give relationship advice. That goofball can't even keep his dick in his pants, and now he has all the answers for Queen Bee and her scab.
Thanks for the words everyone, I agree with everything you've said..it just sucks b/c
1. We've been together 4 years (I know that's not "medal-worthy' or anything, but it is for me.)
2. This bitch who pretended to be my friend to my face, and then goes and does something like that! For example, let's say me and a couple of friends flashed WOP at a bar, while Elfie is at home, being a good girlfriend. (I know what you all are thinking, and it's just an "e-analogy" people.. Elfie's boobs are glorious in comparison to most females. It's just messed up to do that, but Anon and CBT are right, they were probably trying to get him in trouble, and piss me off in the process. I hate to say it, but it worked.
3. Spurs, you're probably right about us not lasting. But, I try to see the good in everyone, and before this happened, he was my definition of "good".
Well, sorry you are going through this. But that is a good thing you always try to see the good in people. That's a nice characteristic. So there you go. Now try to feel better, weak ass.
QB, If this is the first time something like this has happened in the 4/yrs you have been dating I would give him the benefit of the doubt. If this "questionable" behavior has happened a few times before, it will continue. Drop him now........
Words to live by "People don't change, they just pretend longer"
I don't think the people that support Limbaugh and Beck realize that these guys make $10-$30 million plus a year and really could care less about healthcare and whether anyone else has it or not.
You are a joke, and it is painfully obvious that you know nothing about me.
Go ahead and keep living your fake life on the internet, because you real one is pathetic.Just keep my mother fuckin name outcha mouth, or bring it, in another forum besides the keyboard.
Is you life so sad and pathetic that you have to try to pick fights with random people on the Internet to make yourself feel like a man. The fact that your call yourself a Don, means that you probably have little power, are short, fat and hairy with a small penis. Our conversation is done. Don't you have an ambulance to chase or a male prostitute to call anyway?
I think it is funny that they bitch about the government being involved in healthcare but seem to have no problem with the government running the military that they love so much, the police and fire departments, the post office etc.
My experience is that the people that love to make the mother and basement comments etc are usually the people that are the ones that actually are in those situations.
I found that people who brag about there tough guy friends and country clubs and lambo's are usually pathetic little weak shits who live in their mother's basement and talk about how rich, good lookin and tough they are on the internet under anonymous names...
I dont want to pull a nickel and have 1 inch long hair and wear a wig =-/"
No you don't. I saw some new pics of nickel on my weekly visit to Hoomanville and she looks like hell warmed over. Did she really go gay or is that just more of Sand Boy's bullshit?
"Anonymous said...
CBT,
I think it is funny that they bitch about the government being involved in healthcare but seem to have no problem with the government running the military that they love so much, the police and fire departments, the post office etc."
What I find amazing is that they refuse to admit their beloved little troll from Texas and his daddy's buddies are the ones responsible for the fucking mess this county's in. I heard them trying to lay the blame on Jimmy Carter's presidency the other day.
Francis...that's the best line of advice I've received yet. Thank you.
Spurs, I knew you were being sarcastic. You don't have to handle me with kid gloves, I can take a punch or two..lol
Want to hear something funny? I'm at work, and someone from FTD or whatever came in with a HUGE bouquet of flowers and balloons,my heart began to race,my cheeks flush, and then the florist lady said it"
"These are for one of your residents, she isn't home right now, could you keep them in your office for her? They're from her husband."
Anon~ Check yourself before you wreck yourself fool... Wop is not hairy, fat nor short.
Pam~ Leave your hair alone, dark brown is FUCKING hard to get out and will turn orange or if bleached or stripped to sufficently get it out you will be left with straw for hair. From one brunette who's really a natural blonde to another
QB, No problem. My best friend told me that one night about 3/yrs ago when I was complaining to him about my ex for probably the 1000th time. It finally sunk in that she was never going to figure it out or better yet change.
Pam: Since I shave my head getting haircare advice from me is about as smart as listening to any kind of relationship advice I might offer is. Listen to Elfie.
Pam, If you want to make your hair lighter, grow you a big old briar patch down under and bleach the shit out of. Otherwise I'd leave the hair on your head brunette......looks good on you.
Pam have them strip the top layers out til it's orange... then dye over it with a color that is 2 shades lighter than what you want, that has purple undertones in it to counteract the orange.
Pam, Kinda figured that much, since I said grow. It's been a long time since I've seen a chick in porn with a big ass bush. Maybe you could bring it back....
Pam, Kinda figured that much, since I said grow. It's been a long time since I've seen a chick in porn with a big ass bush. Maybe you could bring it back...."
Francis you obviously aren't old enough to remember the '70s. Chia pet pussy needs to stay gone. The last thing I want to see again is something that looks like Billy Preston's hairdo in a chick's panties.
Pam, Did your mom have a full hair of bush? I'd trace back the family history. I can't remember if the balding bush gene is on your mom's side or dad's mom's side of the family? I'd call them
It's because you're naturally blond and you probably shaved them off before you got old enough for them to start curling. Most natural blonds aren't hairy down there.
I may suck at relationship advice, but I know vaginas.
Anon~ I do remember the box... I used to order "Ditty" by Paperboy repeatedly.
Pam~ I was thinking I would do the Special K challenge too... and you are not alone, I never went through puberty either, soft blonde leg hair, only a little below and none in my armpits.
elfie. I guess I am not a mutant. lol. All of my body hair is translucent I swear. haha. And I dont know how I feel about the special k challenge, if you did it I would too, to see if either of us would go through..
I just dont know too many people who have actually ever done it!
haha Thuggish Ruggish bone, We're not against rap, we're no against Rappers but we are against those Thugs. Saddest part is I have that CD in my disk changer right now. 1.) Bones greatest hits 2.) Black Market's Greatest hits 3.) Mack 10 Bang or Ball 4.) Journey's Greatest hits 5.) Shakira Pies Descalzos. Nice mix no?
Pam- Thank you for being nice, thats awesome! :) lol And I would NEVER do a threesome, unless it was three girls, I couldnt stand sharing a man with other girls. Oh, and dont dye your hair, brunettes are way hotter than Blondes.
I'll comment every1 else back later when I got home.
Pam~ Are you leaving before the weekend? I'm in Tucson which is about 2 hrs from metro Phoenix. CBT~ Yes, Journey's greatest hits, that and Shakira are the only ones I can play while my kids are in the car. They throughly enjoy "Don't Stop Believing.", although my son's favorite songs are stil "We Built this City on Rock n' Roll" by Starship." and Human Leagues "Don't you want me baby"
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I like miss texas =) . We had a fight once, but then she said she missed me and it made me feel really good about myself.
ReplyDeleteYour pretty and if I wasn't just gay for pay, I would most likely assault you =)
What a lovely thought that was Pam. I believe *Miss Texas* is into woman as well, so you just might have a shot.
ReplyDeleteOn a different note, I'm glad you changed that pic of yours up.
Nice, not too bad.
ReplyDeleteVery doable.
My Pammy is still number one.
Maybe I can arrange a threesome.
ReplyDeleteDoes she want some extra cash
ReplyDeleteI need some girls of content on my page
just saying
But on a non sexual note! I saw ten dolphins today!
Miss Texas Also please don't wear the sweat pants to the three some if this happens
ReplyDeleteI mean for after, when we slumber but I don't like a girl in sweatpants all of the time sorry Iam not being picky just keeping it really real
Also Spurs, Who is Anon. ?
Or did you want the three some yourself ?
I kind of like Pam.
ReplyDeleteI am not sure I would want her in a threesome.
Pam:
ReplyDeleteIf "anonymous" wants to say who he is, he can.
Thank you that is endearing to me and I like the way you worded that. I am not a fan of three somes, nor do I enforce them.
ReplyDeleteDo we know each other ?
anon. won't they never do
ReplyDeletePhysically, no, we have never met.
ReplyDeletePerhaps one day....
Where are you from ?
ReplyDeleteYou know who I am and where I am from...
ReplyDeleteDo I have your phone #
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas has the shiniest hair ever. I hate her for that.
ReplyDeleteNo, no phone. lol
ReplyDeleteCome on Pam, who always supports you?
Her hair is so shiny because of the filtering and editing of the photo.
ReplyDeleteWell
ReplyDeleteJesus does.
DG:
ReplyDeleteShe does have some shiney hair.
Also, I hate you. For no reason in particular, but I do. Just thought I'd let you know.
Well, I am not Jesus, but I can make you see god. lol
ReplyDeleteJust kidding, I could not resist using that cheesy line.
D G :
ReplyDeleteHe only hates you because he didn't see ten dolphins and he isn't man enough to tell me that so it is what we like to call
Displaced agression
Is your name jase ?
ReplyDeleteYou don't know my name, I have never told you or anyone.
ReplyDeleteThanks Spurs, I am crying now. I hope you feel real good about yourself now.
ReplyDeleteIf I do not know your name
ReplyDeleteAnd I do not know your #
And I do not know where you are from
I dont think I know you
No problem DG, and I hope you know I'm not serious. I just kind of despise you, that's all.
ReplyDeleteSpurs soul is full of racoon eggs, he is not in tears
ReplyDeleteYou do, sort of...lol
ReplyDeleteI am going to get some bagels.
I have cream cheese and no bagels and that just won't do.
That is a good pic Pam. I think it's one of your best that I've seen.
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope you know I'm not really crying. You only despise me because you envy me.
ReplyDeleteThank you that makes me feel confident
ReplyDeleteThat was last week before me and marvin went to urband outfitters so he could hit on a boy
Anon. I am upset who are you ?
Pam,
ReplyDeleteWhy would you be upset?
We don't even really know each other.
Give me a clue as to when you supported me
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteYeah, I envy you.
hey spurs guess what
ReplyDeleteI would but I have to spirit myself away now for bagels and hot chocolate.
ReplyDeleteI will be back shortly...:)
What Pam?
ReplyDeleteYou know how I told you me and justin bobby had something ? Did I ever tell you how he played me emotionally well he did.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the real world Pam. Guys can really suck sometimes.
ReplyDeleteYeah, we had that really good bond we never touched or anything at all. We played hide and go seek in the showboxc in SEattle once he was done playing, and then we had deep convois on text.
ReplyDeleteThen he ditched me and I asked him why and he was like sorry. Then my next question was are you single
and he was like
no
so I left .. his number
out of my life
DG:
ReplyDeleteLike women can't suck too.
Women can suck too. It's just rare.
ReplyDeleteI don't see the hype about juno now and days
ReplyDeleteYeah DG, that's it.
ReplyDeletePam,
ReplyDeleteJuno, what are you talking about?
Hey spurs look at this
ReplyDeletehttp://www.king5.com/localnews/stories/NW_052107WABkevinmondaytrialTP.8fdafa41.html
That guy went to jail for fucking up my brother in highschool and said he'd kill him when he got out.. we moved to NC durring his jail time.. looks like he really did kill people lol
"DirtyGirl said...
ReplyDeleteWomen can suck too. It's just rare."
It ain't all that rare.
Miss Texas is quite photogenic. I've seen her Myspace pics and even in the few bad pictures she has her hair is just as thick and shiny.
ReplyDeletemiss texas is hot
ReplyDeletepam said "deep convos on text" - lol jesus christ...
Wop: Pam is quite capable of depth.
ReplyDeleteCBT: Take off your captain save a hoe cape for one minute and read what I wrote. Did I say she wasn't?
ReplyDeleteWTD:
ReplyDeletepam said "deep convos on text" - lol jesus christ...
That's funny.
"CBT: Take off your captain save a hoe cape for one minute and read what I wrote. Did I say she wasn't?"
That was even funnier. "Captain save a hoe cape"? Hilarious.
uNF
ReplyDeleteWhat's that mean Maynard?
ReplyDeleteWop: I see. "on text". That was funny. So was "Captain save a ho cape".
ReplyDeleteMaynard has apparently been hanging out with the Pelican.
Spurs: I spent some more time looking for a bigger pic of Drew's version of the Nazca Lines, but haven't found one.
ReplyDeleteLook up "Rude Giant" in Wikipedia. That might work in combo with the other one.
All right, thanks CBT.
ReplyDeleteSPURS and CBT: thanks
ReplyDeleteWTD : That was the nicest thing you've ever said to me, and it wasn't really nice, but it was nicer than most things my way from you
ReplyDeleteCBT: How is your mule?
Spurs: Please go do your job!
Hello Spurs-I like your pic Miss Texas...very pretty.
ReplyDeleteHi all (Pam, thanks for the fr)
Thanks for the career advice Pam. Now go do your job.
ReplyDeleteHello Queen Bee, how are you?
ReplyDeleteHey QB - what does FR mean ?
ReplyDeleteAnd spurs, I don't feel good today.
Maybe Ill go swim or something, I think its jetlag I hope
Oh - Friend, Request ?
ReplyDeleteI don't feel at that good either. I have a headache, and I never get headaches.
ReplyDeleteYes ma'am! I should've put facebook fr..lol
ReplyDeleteHi Spurs...I'm okay..having man troubles :(
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? What seems to be the problem Queen Bee?
ReplyDeleteFacebook is a better way to go then myspace I am beginning to feel old when 14 year olds are the only ones sending me letters now lol!
ReplyDeletePam,
ReplyDeleteHow is that delicious apple booty of your doing? :)
I was never aware my booty was an apple
ReplyDeleteBut its good, I don't feel that well. Blah!
and how is your peach pits doing ?
I will be in phoenix in a week!
ReplyDeletehaha. Wow I need to loose weight ASAP!
Peach Pit was the restaurant in the original 90210. lol
ReplyDeleteYou don't need to lose any weight, you look great.
I do, I have the photoshoot in phoenix and the camera adds weight its not a myth
ReplyDeleteI like your donk, it is quite nice.
ReplyDeleteWhen you say Donk IT makes me feel fat or thick
ReplyDeleteI am only five foot two there is no room - ha pun, to joke around here
I wish I knew who these anon posters were lol why is it so bad to be nice to me with a name lol
ReplyDeleteGood God Pamela Anne.
ReplyDeleteThere are not that many of us.
You really don't know which one I am ?
Pam: I feel ya on the whole myspace thing, I still keep it though just in case myspace makes a comeback..lol
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Oh, my guy went out this weekend (that's not why I am mad) but I saw on his phone where he had a pic of three girls flashing him their goods, and let's just say I threw all of his things out on the front lawn. He admitted to taking the pic, but he said he did it for his "guy friend" yeah right, I wasn't born yesterday. I know it may seem petty, but if the tables were turned, he's flip out if I had a pic of three guy's showing me their yahoo's..wouldn't you agree?
If I'm overreacting, let me know. He is sending me constant "I'm sorry" text messages, but I'm not ready to forgive him.
Pictures only capture 2 dimensions of our 3 dimensional selves, so it flattens the object in the picture thus adding "weight". This can be resolved by using reflectors that add dimension to the pics.
ReplyDeleteHi all! First day of my lovely 64 hr work week... ugh!
QB,
ReplyDeleteYour man is not very bright and for that reason you should probably take him back.
a smart man like myself would have;
a. downloaded the photos and then erased them
b. claimed my friend took them with my phone
c. said my friend took them and sent them to me and I did not get a chance to delete them
WTD I thought we were cohabiting today - nicely ? I want that badly
ReplyDeleteQB: Don't freak out on the poor guy until he comes home without his underwear.
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteThat is funny about the underwear.
One time I went to the strip club and my buddies told them that I was getting married and the strippers brought me on stage and ripped my underwear off while my pants were still on.
So you can come home without your underwear and be innocent.
Pam: I sold my mule a couple of months ago to guy who has like 20 of them. Beau needed the company of his own kind.
ReplyDeleteAnon: My ex-wife was always accusing me of all sorts of malfeasance. What pissed me off was she was always right. Every fucking time.
ReplyDeleteI had this super hot chick that I never slept with but I could have and should have.
ReplyDeleteShe called me one night at 4 in the morning because she felt lonely or something and I did not answer the phone and it went to voicemail.
My gf at the time was lying in the bed next to me.
My dumbass then went to the bathroom to check the message and when she asked me who it was I said one of my male friends.
Then my dumbass never erased the message and she checked my messages one day and was pissed forever.
Ultimately it led to our breakup.
So I lost a gf over a chick I never slept with.
Moral of the story, if a woman will sleep with you, go for it. Fuck it. You may as well.
WTD,
ReplyDeleteYour bitch ass would not hit anybody except maybe a woman.
Shut the fuck up Internet tough guy.
I would love for you to do that so I could sue the shit out of you and take everything your pathetic ass has.
Studio gangster.
Anon: That's exactly what I would've done, I agree his not being bright about it. I forgot to mention that one of the three girls was his buddy's wife, whom I've met on numerous occasions, man, some women can be complete c^nts! I've been crying all day and cannot even focus on my work..this sucks.
ReplyDeleteQB,
ReplyDeleteI would not even worry about it.
I am sure it was innocent.
In the world of men, what he did was pretty innocuous.
Just call him up and have him come home.
The other women were just trying to get him in trouble and piss you off more than anything.
There are two movies named "Employee of the Month". One has Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson and sucks, the other has Matt Dillon and Christina Applegate and is a very good dark comedy. There's a scene in the Dillon one where he says to his buddy "You just gave a dead woman's necklace to an 18 year old stripper who, later on, is gonna bang you in your car in the parking lot while you snort crank off the blade of a hunting knife". His friend replies, "And your point is...?"
ReplyDeleteQB:
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's pretty messed up. You should get Drew to "greg blast" you, and show your boyfriend that. In all seriuosness though, how long have you been dating this tool? I mean, if it's not your first time around with him, it's probably not going to last. No offense.
Damn, I sound kind of bitter, don't I? But no, it won't last.
His friend's wife?! hmmm that's just a little inappropriate dontcha think?
ReplyDeleteIt nice to see someone besides me in an Internet fist fight.
ReplyDeleteWopness makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteHey Wopness, check out the Hillbilly trying to give relationship advice. That goofball can't even keep his dick in his pants, and now he has all the answers for Queen Bee and her scab.
*It's*
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
His friend's wife?! hmmm that's just a little inappropriate dontcha think?"
I guess I'm pretty jaded because I don't think that's really all that bad.
*From the same film*
ReplyDeleteWell, you think right CBT. Congrats.
ReplyDeleteI dont like fighting so I am going to say
ReplyDeleteToday sucks
Fuck Florida
and being trapped
Fuccck im bored
BTW - a studio gangster is someone thats tough on wax but not in real life...
ReplyDeleteIm not making fucking records buddy. Quit watching BET and Bring it bitch
Pam:
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry you are bored. I mean, you always have something so brilliant to say on here, I'm surprised you haven't enlightened everyone yet.
Spurs : Sarcasm ?
ReplyDeleteI just feel really trapped.
ReplyDeleteAnd I need to figure out what color of hair I should blow my money on.
Any ideas ?
I'm gonna open up a relationship counseling practice, I think. Any suggestions what I should call it?
ReplyDeleteI'd go blonde Pam. Or better yet, save your money, and get out of the Trout's house. But before you do so, be sure to take more pics of him.
ReplyDelete"Pamela Anne said...
ReplyDeleteI just feel really trapped.
And I need to figure out what color of hair I should blow my money on.
Any ideas ?"
Hon, I think you should blow your money on a ticket back home.
Oh believe me, as soon as Iknow where I am moving too, you will have a fucking album of everything
ReplyDeletejust got to get out first before I risk getting killed lol
why blond
ReplyDeleteThanks for the words everyone, I agree with everything you've said..it just sucks b/c
ReplyDelete1. We've been together 4 years (I know that's not "medal-worthy' or anything, but it is for me.)
2. This bitch who pretended to be my friend to my face, and then goes and does something like that! For example, let's say me and a couple of friends flashed WOP at a bar, while Elfie is at home, being a good girlfriend. (I know what you all are thinking, and it's just an
"e-analogy" people.. Elfie's boobs are glorious in comparison to most females.
It's just messed up to do that, but Anon and CBT are right, they were probably trying to get him in trouble, and piss me off in the process. I hate to say it, but it worked.
3. Spurs, you're probably right about us not lasting. But, I try to see the good in everyone, and before this happened, he was my definition of "good".
Pam: As far as hair color, I agree with Spurs, because you are blond. No more root maintenance.
ReplyDeletePam,
ReplyDeleteI agree with blond for the simple fact that I have never seen you as a blond and I am curious to see what you would look like.
Queen Bee:
ReplyDeleteWell, sorry you are going through this. But that is a good thing you always try to see the good in people. That's a nice characteristic. So there you go. Now try to feel better, weak ass.
That last line was sarcasm Queen Bee, I'm just playing around with you.
ReplyDeleteQB,
ReplyDeleteIf this is the first time something like this has happened in the 4/yrs you have been dating I would give him the benefit of the doubt. If this "questionable" behavior has happened a few times before, it will continue. Drop him now........
Words to live by "People don't change, they just pretend longer"
Good advice Francis.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteWhat's up man?
Not much Francis, how are you doing? How was your weekend?
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteI don't think the people that support Limbaugh and Beck realize that these guys make $10-$30 million plus a year and really could care less about healthcare and whether anyone else has it or not.
Anon:
ReplyDeleteYou are a joke, and it is painfully obvious that you know nothing about me.
Go ahead and keep living your fake life on the internet, because you real one is pathetic.Just keep my mother fuckin name outcha mouth, or bring it, in another forum besides the keyboard.
Weekend was pretty uneventful. Got an old ladies cat down from a tree, fed the homeless and got high on the man........the usual good samaritan stuff
ReplyDeleteWTD,
ReplyDeleteIs you life so sad and pathetic that you have to try to pick fights with random people on the Internet to make yourself feel like a man.
The fact that your call yourself a Don, means that you probably have little power, are short, fat and hairy with a small penis.
Our conversation is done.
Don't you have an ambulance to chase or a male prostitute to call anyway?
Sounds like a good weekend Francis.
ReplyDeletewell Should I do highlights then go blond slower to keep the length , or just go crazy and dsye the whhole thng
ReplyDeletedont forget i have a photo -- video session in a week ..
haha
also
I dont want to pull a nickel and have 1 inch long hair and wear a wig =-/
Save your money Pam, and get out of the trout's house. That's what I would do. Once again. But do whatever you want to do.
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteI think it is funny that they bitch about the government being involved in healthcare but seem to have no problem with the government running the military that they love so much, the police and fire departments, the post office etc.
Yeah anon, keep telling yourself that so you feel better...
ReplyDeleteI am what I am, and you are far from the truth... But at least I can put it out there, because I am not ashamed. You are, and for good reason.
Now shut your pathetic ass up, its time to go feed your fat mother, you have to earn your bedroom rent.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/unf
ReplyDeleteMy experience is that the people that love to make the mother and basement comments etc are usually the people that are the ones that actually are in those situations.
ReplyDeleteDeflection.
Thanks for that one Maynard. That was as good as the "hot carl" you used to refer to Trisssssstan's haircut.
ReplyDeleteI found that people who brag about there tough guy friends and country clubs and lambo's are usually pathetic little weak shits who live in their mother's basement and talk about how rich, good lookin and tough they are on the internet under anonymous names...
ReplyDeletePeople on this site, actually KNOW me...
pathetic
"Pamela Anne said...
ReplyDeleteI dont want to pull a nickel and have 1 inch long hair and wear a wig =-/"
No you don't. I saw some new pics of nickel on my weekly visit to Hoomanville and she looks like hell warmed over. Did she really go gay or is that just more of Sand Boy's bullshit?
"Anonymous said...
CBT,
I think it is funny that they bitch about the government being involved in healthcare but seem to have no problem with the government running the military that they love so much, the police and fire departments, the post office etc."
What I find amazing is that they refuse to admit their beloved little troll from Texas and his daddy's buddies are the ones responsible for the fucking mess this county's in. I heard them trying to lay the blame on Jimmy Carter's presidency the other day.
Francis...that's the best line of advice I've received yet. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I knew you were being sarcastic. You don't have to handle me with kid gloves, I can take a punch or two..lol
Want to hear something funny? I'm at work, and someone from FTD or whatever came in with a HUGE bouquet of flowers and balloons,my heart began to race,my cheeks flush, and then the florist lady said it"
"These are for one of your residents, she isn't home right now, could you keep them in your office for her? They're from her husband."
what.the.fuck? lol
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteNot to get picky but the hot carl comment was mine......haha
WTD bores me to death.
ReplyDeleteYawn...
Anon~ Check yourself before you wreck yourself fool... Wop is not hairy, fat nor short.
ReplyDeletePam~ Leave your hair alone, dark brown is FUCKING hard to get out and will turn orange or if bleached or stripped to sufficently get it out you will be left with straw for hair. From one brunette who's really a natural blonde to another
QB: The dude does need to send you flowers.
ReplyDeleteQB,
ReplyDeleteNo problem. My best friend told me that one night about 3/yrs ago when I was complaining to him about my ex for probably the 1000th time. It finally sunk in that she was never going to figure it out or better yet change.
Pam: Since I shave my head getting haircare advice from me is about as smart as listening to any kind of relationship advice I might offer is. Listen to Elfie.
ReplyDeleteElfie,
ReplyDeleteIce Cube
Realy?
I wish you could give him a "talking to" CBT..remember, I'm like you're hot little sister, and you're just being the protective big brother, right? :)
ReplyDeleteUh yeah, uh sure, QB. Umm, that's it exactly.
ReplyDeleteQB, Myspace mail me his phone number.
ReplyDeleteMy hair has lighter tones to it from already having it lightened.
ReplyDeleteuhgg.
i just am tired of it being so so dark
iwant medium brown
i had medium brown a month ago
then the cunt had to dye my hair black
Francis:
ReplyDeleteSorry about that. My bad. I figured it was either you or Maynard.
QB:
ReplyDeleteSucks about the flowers. Ball breaker.
Pam,
ReplyDeleteIf you want to make your hair lighter, grow you a big old briar patch down under and bleach the shit out of. Otherwise I'd leave the hair on your head brunette......looks good on you.
"Got an old ladies cat down from a tree, fed the homeless and got high on the man"
ReplyDeleteThat is so hot Francis.
Hey DG, how was your weekend? Were you as productive as I was?
ReplyDeleteAnon~ =Would Xibit suit you better?
ReplyDeleteDon't insult me, I won't insult you
Cause you don't know what I will or I won't do
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Thanks Francis. I dont have " under there hair " though
ReplyDeleteElfie,
ReplyDeleteNo one listens to Xizibit, not even his momma.
Reasons I got divorced:
ReplyDeleteOne night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
The other day I came home and saw a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?'
He said, 'Because you came home early.'
My ex-wife liked to talk on the phone during sex; one night she called me from Chicago.
No I was not as productive as you. However, I did save the day on my nephew's birthday and that is about it.
ReplyDeletePam have them strip the top layers out til it's orange... then dye over it with a color that is 2 shades lighter than what you want, that has purple undertones in it to counteract the orange.
ReplyDeletePam,
ReplyDeleteKinda figured that much, since I said grow. It's been a long time since I've seen a chick in porn with a big ass bush. Maybe you could bring it back....
"Francis Begbie said...
ReplyDeletePam,
Kinda figured that much, since I said grow. It's been a long time since I've seen a chick in porn with a big ass bush. Maybe you could bring it back...."
Francis you obviously aren't old enough to remember the '70s. Chia pet pussy needs to stay gone. The last thing I want to see again is something that looks like Billy Preston's hairdo in a chick's panties.
Anon~ A lot of people listened to Xibit back in the day... Papparazzi was the jam.
ReplyDeleteI will not bring back the bush
ReplyDeleteNot to throw out too much information but I have never been capable of growing a bush at all
i really think I never hit puberty
Elfie, yeah I had them do that the first time, and the stupid lady who did it rhe first time is the lady who dyed it black again haha.
CBT,
ReplyDeleteBorn in '79 but have seen my share of 70's porn. I agree, I'm not a fan of the perm vagina either. Just teasin' Pam......
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteI trust you remember The Box?
Francis: The joke back then was "Why is pubic hair curly? So it doesn't poke you in the eye". I hated it. Lick and spit, lick and spit.
ReplyDeleteI think I will take the special k challenge to drop two dress sizes
ReplyDeletewhy was my pubes never curly ?
ReplyDeleteAm I even human?!
Pam,
ReplyDeleteDid your mom have a full hair of bush? I'd trace back the family history. I can't remember if the balding bush gene is on your mom's side or dad's mom's side of the family? I'd call them
Pam: To what? A negative 2? You're already tiny. I swear one of Miss Texas' titties weighs more than you.
ReplyDeletePam,
ReplyDeleteJapanese women don't have curly pubes either.
"Pamela Anne said...
ReplyDeletewhy was my pubes never curly ?
Am I even human?!"
It's because you're naturally blond and you probably shaved them off before you got old enough for them to start curling. Most natural blonds aren't hairy down there.
I may suck at relationship advice, but I know vaginas.
Elfie - I <3 u
ReplyDeleteNo Asian women curl down there, none I've ever seen, anyway, and I have a mild case of Yellow Fever.
ReplyDelete"WTD said...
ReplyDeleteElfie - I <3 u"
Will y'all go on a damn date already? I wanna see Spurs be someone's maid of honor.
I shaved my pubes when I was 15, and I hit puberty when I was 9, mny tits stopped growing as my height by the time I hit 12.
ReplyDeleteI want to be a size double 0 .
Come on just let me be mary kate olsen for once.
And I am not very asian
Pam: Are you any Asian, or do you just hang around with a lot of Asian girls?
ReplyDeleteI dont hang around any girls
ReplyDeleteI am alone in Florida.
I am not asian at all lol
Wop~ I know. You know too ;)
ReplyDeleteAnon~ I do remember the box... I used to order "Ditty" by Paperboy repeatedly.
Pam~ I was thinking I would do the Special K challenge too... and you are not alone, I never went through puberty either, soft blonde leg hair, only a little below and none in my armpits.
Wait, wait. Puberty at 9? We got to stop feeding girls food with hormones in it.
ReplyDeleteThuggish Riggish Bone on tha Box!!!
ReplyDeleteelfie. I guess I am not a mutant. lol. All of my body hair is translucent I swear. haha. And I dont know how I feel about the special k challenge, if you did it I would too, to see if either of us would go through..
ReplyDeleteI just dont know too many people who have actually ever done it!
Pam: I know you're alone in Fla. I meant when you're back home in Seattle.
ReplyDeleteElfie,
ReplyDeletelol, Do the Ditty...
Skee lo, I wish I was a baller is a classic also.
Adam Sandler's - Buddy
ReplyDeleteSir Miz A Lot - put em on tha glass
(apparently I was dirt poor a lot later in life, I didnt even have the box when Diddy was cool)
Adam Sandler annoys the shit outta me.
ReplyDeletehaha Thuggish Ruggish bone, We're not against rap, we're no against Rappers but we are against those Thugs. Saddest part is I have that CD in my disk changer right now. 1.) Bones greatest hits 2.) Black Market's Greatest hits 3.) Mack 10 Bang or Ball 4.) Journey's Greatest hits 5.) Shakira Pies Descalzos. Nice mix no?
ReplyDeleteAdam Sandler was kind of funny until he hooked up with Judd Apatow and company who seem hell bent on ruining Hollywood.
ReplyDeletePam- Thank you for being nice, thats awesome! :) lol And I would NEVER do a threesome, unless it was three girls, I couldnt stand sharing a man with other girls.
ReplyDeleteOh, and dont dye your hair, brunettes are way hotter than Blondes.
I'll comment every1 else back later when I got home.
does it count I have two friends
ReplyDelete2 live crews manager
and a famous gay porn star guy
in miami ?
haha
thats it
=(
Put em on the glass was one of my favorites... is it perverted that I enjoyed watching the half naked girls washing the car?
ReplyDeletePam~ I'll do it, when are you going to be in AZ? and for how long?
Elfie,
ReplyDeleteMack 10 had one of the greatest terms ever created in a rap song. "Ferrari with the brains blown out"
My first year of undergrad, we had to watch Menace to Society. UGK was the shit with Pocket full of stones. Mc Eight and DJ Quik were the shit also.
Journey's greatest hits?
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas,
ReplyDeleteYou are kind of hot.
Miss Texas is a muy caliente chica.
ReplyDeleteI will be in Arizona on the 14th for three days
ReplyDeleteIf you arent to terrified of me, we should go get coffee =) . And Yeah, text me I am not kidding about this diet, I have always wanted to do it! lol.
Thanks miss texas, I agree, sharing a guy would make me insane!
brb going to drive to the beach or something. im so bored.
ReplyDeleteI love to say that kinda shit to Miss Texas because her Spanish is even worse than mine. It should've been, "Una chica muy caliente">
ReplyDeleteElfie: Id have to cut out the mack Ten and Shakira, but other than that, I feel ya mix
ReplyDeletePam and Elfie- I just started the Special K challenge, I'm obsessed with their fruit and yogurt cereal..loves it!
ReplyDeleteI just downloaded Breaking Benjamin's new album...Dear Agony. It's pretty good ;)
ReplyDeleteOk, y'all are making me feel old, right now.
ReplyDeletePam~ Are you leaving before the weekend? I'm in Tucson which is about 2 hrs from metro Phoenix.
ReplyDeleteCBT~ Yes, Journey's greatest hits, that and Shakira are the only ones I can play while my kids are in the car. They throughly enjoy "Don't Stop Believing.", although my son's favorite songs are stil "We Built this City on Rock n' Roll" by Starship." and Human Leagues "Don't you want me baby"
Did you really start it Queen Bee ? can we all do it together
ReplyDeletethis is amazing
I've been playing a greatest hits of the 80s CD because all the stuff on it is so bad it makes me laugh out loud. Kajagoogoo anyone?
ReplyDelete