I tried to write out the theme from Rocky on here, but I just couldn't figure out how to do it the right way. Then I was going to just go from there. But I do think it's cool she sent her Halloween costume in advance, though I still feel that if you are over the age of 14 and dress up for Halloween, you are a jackass. And I don't care if it's a costume party or not. You are still a jackass. The last Halloween party I went to, I didn't dress up. All these people were asking, "Where's your costume?" I said, "Back at the fucking store." Each time. I was like a parrot.
On a side note, that living room she's in looks a little off. Can't really put my finger on it, but it's off.
Daaaaammmmnnnnn, miss texas just dont know! (alla smokey from friday)
ReplyDeleteNice one WTD. The best part of that movie was when Tucker followed Bernie Mack talking about the "Twentie twentie tween."
ReplyDeleteYeah, that living room is a bit off. The blue chair looks like it is in the middle of the room. I'm not going to even get into the fabric on that sofa. Maybe this was taken at Grandma's house?
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I have to say there is nothing wrong with dressing up on halloween and there is nothing wrong with costume parties either. Don't hate on Miss Texas because she likes to have fun and you are boring. That is not her fault. That is your own. I guess at christmas you are like the grinch, too.
Yeah, that's it. I'm the Grinch. Look, it's just my opinion, that's all. I think dressing up for Halloween is lame. Just how I feel.
ReplyDeleteBut this post has given me an idea. I think there should be like a Halloween outfit contest. The winner will actually get something. No, not a shirt, like a gift certificate, or something like that.
Dg doin her best RQ impression
ReplyDeleteI'd catch her on that couch and render it unusable afterwords, with that outfit :)~
Smooth Wopness.
ReplyDeleteWop,
ReplyDeleteI do only my own impressions. Never will I imitate anybody else. What would be the point of that?
To actually come across as cool maybe?
ReplyDeleteJust playing around DG. Must be the "Grinch" side of me coming out.
You are turning me on now. I mean, being I don't get out much, you could see where I would.
ReplyDeleteI think you like to be abused spurs. I think this is a sign of childhood trauma. I will help you with this. Would you like me to beat you until we figure out why you liked to be mentally and physically abused by women?
ReplyDeleteSpurs: that was funny
ReplyDeleteI had no childhood trauma DG. My life was easy street growing up.
ReplyDeleteWho's "mentally" abusing me on here? You?
Give me a fucking break.
Hey, you must be a psychologist now.
WTD:
ReplyDeleteThanks.
You are in denial right now spurs. Your mind has blocked it out. Please let me beat you until we figure this out.
ReplyDeleteI am just trying to help.
Well, thanks for your help then. I always like how you pretend you "beat" me on here.
ReplyDeleteTalk about some type of "trauma." Brain trauma that is, to make you have those delusions.
She likes playing dress up and that is not a bad thing;)
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteTrue.
hay mess texas, yew wanna be mess arkin-saw fer a lil bit? ah can dress yew up in meh grandpappys clothes seeing as how yew likey dat kinda stuff.
ReplyDeleteSssuuuu Weee that thurr messicin, lookin finer den a prized hog, I tell yah whut. Hope we is related
ReplyDeletecome on cuzzin cbt, 3 holes an no waitin! dis will kinda be like our family git to-git-hers. 'cept dis tyme its a reel her!
ReplyDelete3 holes? Well, that's enough for the both of you to share. What a thoughtful hillbilly you are Cadamino.
ReplyDeleteheck dats enuff fer meh, cuzzin cbt, an maybe aunt clyde? licker in dah front and poker in dah rear....just like dah saloons down hurr.
ReplyDeleteThose saloons sound crazy.
ReplyDeleteHell naw cuzzin, Im done cher-in ladies wit ol auntie clyde, she get ta gettin undressin, and boy oh boy smellin worse den a skunk on holeeday innda swamp
ReplyDeleteah dun axed her bout dat once er twice and she dont gimme no anwser bout wat dat smell is. tah meh it dun smelled like dat chunck o spam we found one day under dah outhouse. member dat? it was shaped like a pecker and had tooth marks on it.
ReplyDeleteThis stupid redneck shit is getting real old, real quick...
ReplyDeleteshaddup gay-non.
ReplyDeletehow sad and puh-ted-ic dat yew gotta purtend tah like womens?
ReplyDeleteI will bet this fake faggot redneck is Hooman.
ReplyDeleteShit is so dead at The Dirty I bet he just comes over here and writes bullshit all day.
Get some meds you pathetic 5 foot, dick sucking schizophrenic Taliban bitch.
ReplyDeletewatcha talkin bout yew weerdo?
ReplyDeleteI figured the Fake hillbillies would've gotten of that shit by now but they're really getting funnier. It's like going down the Flash Mart at Midway with my dad when he goes to drink coffee and watching the folks from north of Three Brothers.
ReplyDelete*gotten tired*
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas, you have great eyes and hair, and some great big ol' titties.
ReplyDeleteHairy Muscle
ReplyDeleteSearch multiple engines for hairy muscle
webcrawler.com/hairy_muscle
Spurs: wtf is up with the ads?
Spurs: I was actually referring to physically beating you but you obviously didn't catch on to that. I guess that was your Texas education taking over again. But I was kidding anyway. I wouldn't want to beat you. Besides, I already feel bad for you and that would make me feel worse.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteMy google ad says 'Meet Gay African Men'. Even google knows MP has been commenting again lately.
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Google has obviously sniffed out Pimpin'.
DG. Great minds think alike.
ReplyDeletehaha...that's funny.
ReplyDeleteDamn Miss Texas looks like she would be fun and she is part Mexican so you know she is warmer.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteOh, you really got me on that one.
Next time you go to a costume party and not dress up, just bring a chocolate bar and when some asks what you are dressed as, take a bite, chew it up, spit it back in their face, and let them know you are an asshole.
ReplyDeleteBut for you spurs I don't think you need to do all that. Just go as yourself. Same difference.
Now that we have had a sexy Miss Texas post today, can we have a new sexy DG post tomorrow?
ReplyDeletePretty much DG. I like how you pieced together that first little paragraph of yours.
ReplyDeleteI imagine you were real proud of it as you typed it out.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteYou want to see her buried? That's not cool.
Buried?
ReplyDeleteNo.
Have her submit some sexy pics of her choosing and post them. lol
Actually, I think it was very creative on my part.
ReplyDeleteIt was pretty creative, I give you that.
ReplyDelete"You want to see her buried? That's not cool."
ReplyDeleteTry again.
Yeah, that was weak.
ReplyDeleteBut so was copying my "Try again."
ReplyDeleteSo DG,
ReplyDeleteAre you going to do a sexy post.
You can't let Miss Texas show you up like that.
You have to top her. lol
I only came up with it because I needed a creative way to call you an asshole. If word gets out this may be a top selling costume for 2009. I should make a deal with Snickers and Payday since I'm sure this will increase their sales.
ReplyDeleteYou might have a money maker on your hands.
ReplyDeleteMmm, Snickers.
ReplyDeleteI am going to get a Snickers Fudge in a minute.
Greatest candy bar on Earth.
I didn't copy your 'try again'. But I will try again for you:
ReplyDelete"You want to see her buried? That's not cool."
I like how you pieced together that first little paragraph of yours. I imagine you were real proud of it as you typed it out.
(Now you can say I copied. But I think it's much more relevant here even if it is a short paragraph.)
Never had a Snickers Fudge.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteI was very proud, thanks. Proudest moment of my life.
I already knew it was. I can tell.
ReplyDeleteYou are like Nostradamus.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteIt is new and it is freaking awesome.
It has a yellow wrapper.
So far the only place I have found it was Wal Mart.
I'll have to try it out sometime.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is the 5th Ave bar. That is hard to find as well.
ReplyDeleteI have never had a 5th Ave Bar.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was younger I also loved the Mr. Big candy bar.
Another great candy are those Japanese candy that come in a little tub with mini bread sticks. You can get the dip in either chocolate or strawberry. They are so good.
5th ave is similar to butterfinger except it has better flavor and doesn't taste stale. I also buy Fun Dip anytime I can because that is always hard to find, too.
ReplyDeleteNever had Fun Dip either.
ReplyDeleteI think I am going to get some Nutella also that stuff is good.
The Asian grocery stores have some of the best foods you can find.
Shrimp chips are also very good.
Shrimp Chips? That sounds nasty.
ReplyDeleteNever heard of shrimp chips. I do like shrimp, but it seems that shrimp flavored chips might be a little strange.
ReplyDeleteThey sound nasty but they are freaking awesome.
ReplyDeleteThey are like a wafer kind of chip which are very crunchy and have a good taste.
They don't cost a lot either.
Try them, you will be very happy.
Cool. I might have to try them out if I can find them.
ReplyDeleteIf you have an Asian grocery store nearby they will always have them.
ReplyDeleteThere are 2 kinds of shrimp chips.
There are the flat kind like a potato chip. They are a white color and they have the consistency of packing peanuts but taste great.
The other ones look like crinkle cut french fries and these taste much better. Really awesome taste. They come in a bag with pink dots.
Sounds like you know your shrimp chips.
ReplyDeleteI do.
ReplyDeleteHad a Japanese gf in college.
They have pretty cool food.
I am quite an international dater.
I am trying to decide what culture to date next, lol.
You should try a tribal woman. The one's with the neck rings. Only because I want to know what happens when you cut off the rings.
ReplyDeleteNo thanks.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I did have this super gorgeous African woman that I almost dated.
Like Iman gorgeous.
Strange friends though, so I passed...
I would like to go greek next. I love dark hair and eyes.
ReplyDeleteHad a Greek one already.
ReplyDeleteI absolutely loved her.
They are fun and their families are fun and lots of food.
I am actually looking at buying a house nearer to where she moved and maybe getting back with her.
They are kind of feisty, but not bitchy and very loyal.
Good evening ladies and germs, how has everyone been lately? I must profusely apologize for my momentary absence from the blog sphere but I have had several duties to attend to. And lo and behold, look what greets me upon my return! A picture of a wonderful latina woman. Simply amazing.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Walken?! Long time no see man. Nice to have you back around.
ReplyDeleteHello Fan of Spurs. I have had much to do around Hollywood and other places in lower California. But anyways, what has happened during my absence? I noticed that there are 2 hill people lurking the blog site. I find that very odd yet intriguing at the same time. They seem to have a wonderful sense of humor. A sense of humor is a breath of fresh air in an otherwise airless environment.
ReplyDelete"A sense of humor is a breath of fresh air in an otherwise airless environment."
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell? You are pretty deep Walken, I have to say. That was a nice read.
Fan of Spurs, you must admit that there are a small certain number of people that do comment on here that take this way too serious. Much more serious than what it needs to be. I completely understand that this blog site is intended for humor and not as a vehicle for my own business means. If I wanted to promote my business or services I could easily just get my own website. But for commenters to take this so serious is beyond my comprehension. I was once told by Marlon Brando to, 'Relax, its only life and nobody gets out alive.' How true those words are.
ReplyDeleteI eat shrimp chips. That is how I got so small.
ReplyDeleteThat was a great line by Brando, Walken. Very true.
ReplyDeleteIs that really how you got so small "Nik Richie?"
ReplyDeleteNow, can we all just maybe loosen our proverbial belts and relax a little and have a good laugh?
ReplyDeleteWell, that is how I got small in stature. How I got to be such a slime lowly human being is quite another matter.
ReplyDeleteDamn Nik, why don't you tell us how you really feel?
ReplyDeleteThe Humane Soceity came for us but she hid us under the folds of her flabby tits.
ReplyDeleteChristopher:
ReplyDeleteWe can do that.
Nik:
ReplyDeleteThanks for clearing that up.
neglected pitbulls:
ReplyDeleteOnce again, I find it amazing you all can type.
I, for one am very much liking these photographs that Miss Texas had the decency of sending in. I have noticed that women of hispanic descent have naturally curvy bodies and are not by any means overweight. They just tend to have more ass and tits than a normal man can handle. So of course she would be verbally attacked by an inadequate male.
ReplyDeleteI hope I did not make anyone stop too long to think about things and prevent them from posting. Feel free to post but do not let your own insecurities get in the way.
ReplyDeleteI am very interested in Miss Texas' ass crack.
ReplyDeleteI went to see Paranormal activity last night and it sucked big balls! I was so disappointed, it wasnt scary at all.
ReplyDeleteSo anyone who thought of seeing it, dont, its gay.
On another note, Nik Richie (the real one) which I doubt is really the real one.
You are like 5 foot nothing, 165 pounds no muscle. And Nik thinks all the hot brunette chicks are ugly, and all the blonde barbie chicks with butterfaces are hott. Except for Sarah Wood.
hahaha Im laughing so hard right now, DG that was my grandmas house, they were out of town.
That explains the Decor.
Do you mean ass cheek CBT? lmao
ReplyDeleteNeglected Pitbulls-Eat your Bil-Jac and shut the fuck up.
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas: Those, too. I've stated several times I'd like to lick whipped cream out your ass crack, if I thought I could hold that much whipped cream.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to take a second to stop lurking and say hello to you from NC. I really enjoy reading your posts and everyone here seems so funny. Just like family here. Anyway, I dont have much to add so I will go back to lurking for a bit.Have a lovely day sir.
~J~
One thing that disturbs me is how attractively slender Miss Texas' ankle is and how thick her wrist is in the last picture.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteThank you. That was nice of you to take the time to write. Appreciate that.
Original CBT:
ReplyDeleteAre you being serious?
CBT,
ReplyDeleteAll I can think of when I see that last photo is going down between her legs and taking good care of her.
I am not thinking about ankles and wrists. lol
What's up all?
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Queen Bee? How have you been? Anything exciting happened lately? Any DENIM wearing?
ReplyDeleteAnother thing Queen Bee. There's been an ad showing Mario. Still want to see the costumes you designed. See? I'm thinking of you buddy.
ReplyDeleteI'm nice like that.
I saw the Mario ad too.
ReplyDeleteThat was kind of cool.
Yeah, I liked it. Little bit of color here.
ReplyDeleteRekkin gay milli anon, dont likey me an mah kin... Rekkin might haffta strang eem up like I did charlie in nam
ReplyDeleteRekkin Id liketa burry mah face in tween them thurr legs until she creamed meh
ReplyDeleteSo you fought in 'Nam?
ReplyDeleteWhat was that like? I like you how strung up "Charlie."
She might like to "cream" yeh too.
Man, you and Cadamino crack me up.
Hell nah SpurtMan, I done foughted upin Nam, World web 1 an 2, korerer, and the Cimil War.. Eyes da one dat lead da South ta Victry
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Am I serious about the wrist or the whipped cream?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
I just wanted to take a second to stop lurking and say hello to you from NC. I really enjoy reading your posts and everyone here seems so funny. Just like family here. Anyway, I dont have much to add so I will go back to lurking for a bit.Have a lovely day sir.
~J~"
Be careful talking about family, ~J~, you'll get Cadimino Man and Fake CBT all stirred up. Thurr peckers'll get all standupish.
The idiot fake redneck talks just like his IQ level.
ReplyDeleteI WOULD LET HER SUCK MY DICK IF SHE LET ME CUM ALL OVER HER TITS WHEN I FINISHED.
ReplyDelete-MP
AKA CAP LOCKS CHAMP OF THE WORLD
DAH BIGGA DAH LEDDURS, DAH SMALLER DAH DICK!
ReplyDeleteGay Non Milli is abouta smart as a pine tree in Hot Springs.. Rekkin he done do awl this hurrin tawlkin bouta EyE Queers cause he aint gotta nice sizzed pecker ta fuck his funny boyfreen wit
ReplyDeleteMy god this hillbilly is sad.
ReplyDeleteMultiple fake personalities.
Has to copy another commenter's profile because he is a loser in life.
You are just a sad little dicked human being.
You must be Hooman.
Why dontcha tell us summore bout cha fancy motor coaches and huge manchin, gay milli anon, or maybe anudder story boutcha ball peekin yer buddy? Thems real intrestin...
ReplyDeleteyeh, we's wunna know whatchur paddys balls look like. betcha know whatchur aunts pecker loks like too.
ReplyDeletelettus hurr bout yer fancy pants datcha dun bought dat aint gunna last no 3 jenny-rashuns.
ReplyDeleteheck, ah even gots a weeny rubber dat dun lasted meh 2 jenny-rashuns.
ReplyDeleteGay non Milli -
ReplyDeleteRekkin yas gotsta tawlin awl this hurrin gay noncents cause yer feelin purty bad bout lookin atcher buddies pecker when yer humpin yer cuzzin.. Well, ya should ja fruit cake...
Gayer than a 3 doller bill this hurr anon
Notice ya doin lotta pecker tawlkin anon gay millionaire, ya got pecker on tha brain doya? Thats why ya done pecker peeked yer buddy?
ReplyDeleteGod you are a pathetic loser.
ReplyDeleteDo you have any friends?
Probably not, probably tried to molest all of their little sons.
I bet you are on a sex offender list.
Sure have the tendencies.
gay-non prolly dun tried layin down wif mens weh he prolly went ta dah fancy call-age. ah hurr dats whur dem sugar britches are made. heck, look at spurs pickshur. ah call him lacy kasey.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it time for you to go jerk off to photos of your dad?
ReplyDeleteRekkin yas coll-age city boys likesta jerk off ya daddys but round these hurrin parts, we dont even be knowing our daddys
ReplyDeleteah reckon yah dun stole yer seesters durty panties to be wearin tah work at dah flash mart wen yer moppin dah floors inna restroom. hurd yew sez it brings ya closer tah her?
ReplyDeletewho needsa daddy wen ya got an aunt? heck, who needs a gurlfreen when ya gots a seester?
ReplyDeleteRekkin yas daddy done tooked yer butt cherry, that whuts madeja a funny boy.. Ya lookin atcha buddies pecker while fuckkin heem in tha same ruum cause ya miss yer daddys pecker gay millin anon? Doya?
ReplyDeleteARekkin so
ReplyDeletecuzzin cbt, ah dun reckon sum lady freen tried humpin him but she used tah big ol mountain pecker so's wen she dun saw his lil city boy pecker she went home laffing. so's now dats why he hates us mountain folk...cus we gots big peckers and his lady freens dun made him gay.
ReplyDelete"CBT":
ReplyDeleteThe South didn't win bud, sorry to break it to you.
MP:
ReplyDeleteThanks for clearing that up for everyone.
rekkin aint no m'lady wannin nuttin ta do wit his tiny pecker sept his buddy who pecker peeks wit um
ReplyDeleteSpurredCan, How'n da hell ya gonna say south aint win? hell we awl still flyin tha confeedrite flag out yonder nah
ReplyDeleteYou know "CBT" and Cadamino Man? I haven't gotten sick of you two. Shit makes me laugh. I don't know if that means I am immature, but I literally was sitting here laughing as I read what you two wrote.
ReplyDelete"Original CBT"
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you changed your name when the real CBT did. Well, just because you hillbillies fly the confederate flag doesn't mean you won. I mean, if you did, the history books probably would have read that way.
spurk dam, yew only reedin wat dah gubbament wants yew tah reed. duh souf sho did win. wontcho come down hurr and say dat kinda mess tah ol razorback jimmy. he take ya out behind dah shed and straighten ya out one. bedda yet, bring gay-non wif ya. maybe razorback can make a man outta him too.
ReplyDeleteSpurs it is really sad that you find this retard amusing and that you give him the time of day.
ReplyDeleteHell nah SprigFam, ya dont wanna piss ouff razorback jimmy, he done threw beatins on awl tha best arkin-sawr hasta offer.. he meaner than wet badger inna trashcan i tell ya whut
ReplyDeleteI bet whennin he put gay non on the ground, he ly-ble ta pull his trousers down and suckeem dry rite then an thurr
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's sad no doubt, but I find some of the things the both of them write to be hilarious.
There is nothing amusing about a guy that has to have his mom jack him off so he can fall asleep at night.
ReplyDeleteGay Non - rekkin yas belong out hurr in the ozarks bein as how ya more inta In-Cest then mosta tha folks round younder
ReplyDeletewell well well, looky like ol gay-non likes dah tell dah troof on he-self by tryin tah make it sound like it us dat likeys dah tings he do.
ReplyDeletehay gay-non, is yer seesters britches fittin ya a klil too tite? ares dey hurtin yer lil city boy nuts and meybe dats why yer so pissy?
ReplyDeleteWas that hillbilly psychology at work, or what?
ReplyDeletewell dat gay-non be talkin bout all kind weerd-o stuuf. so's ah hafta strat tinkin bout him a lil harder. b'sides he likes to be a pecker checker inna bafrooms at dah flashmart. ah bet he dun made a whole buncha peepholes in dah walls and stuff. jus so he can be lookin at diferunt peckers all day.
ReplyDeletewhur did dat gy-non go off tah now? betcha he hurd dah terlets flushin so's hes at his command post lookin at peckers all waterin at dah mouf.
ReplyDelete"Command post?"
ReplyDeleteThat was good.
yeah, he prolly got a buncha poleroids peekin thru dah holes in dah walls reedy tah take pickshurs of all kindsa peckers. black uns, brown uns, whyte uns, polka dot uns....hell it dunt madda tah him. trouser snake is trouser snake.
ReplyDeleteDoes this loser have any life.
ReplyDeleteHe posts like 10 posts in a row without anyone responding to them.
It is like he is talking to himself.
Serious mental imbalance.
He is probably going to start stalking you soon Spurs.
so gay-nons back frum lookin at peckers. wadda dey taste like gay-non? was it eer-ting yew expected?
ReplyDeleteYou ever heard the saying,
ReplyDelete"Thou doth protest too much"
In layman's terms it means that the person that talks negatively about something all the time is the one that usually likes it.
The way that you talk about homosexuality all the time make me sure that you are a closet homosexual.
sorry tah make ya loose sleep but ah aint dah one lookin at meh buddys weener and rubbin low-shun on meh recktum at dah same tyme. dat was yew gay-non.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteWell, in all fairness to the multiple posts, Cadamino Man and the fake "Original CBT" are two different people.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteI don't buy it.
He might be manipulating servers or IPs but it is clearly the same idiot.
I am convinced there are about 5 commenters on here that are the same idiot.
Oh I sees Gay Non Milli gotsa fancy sayin.. Well eyes gotsta fancy sayin ov mah own, it goes, "Folks that look at peckers is fagits"
ReplyDeletelooky likes gay-non is at a lost fer werds. watcha gunna say now gay-non? metbe he cant type rite now wiffin 2 peckers in his hands.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteNah man, it's two different people.
iffin' gay-non issa goin by dem fancy bible soundin' werds dem he must be sayin dat he wonts tah be jus like us cuzzin cbt. since he dunt like us dat meens he do like us.
ReplyDeleteNaw Cuzzin cadimido, he aint wuntin ta be like us, he wunta looky at are peckers
ReplyDeletelooks likey we dun find out dat dur city boy is fur sho a gay-non. ahs tink he dunt want his famalee tah find him outs dats why he cant use a name. we sho dont got nuffin ta hide but he sho does.
ReplyDeleteYa see whut we have hurr is a classic case ada pecker looker ree-grit. He likesta looky at peckers but he done been taut dat lookin at peckers is da devel work, so he trysta tell other folk dat dey likes ta looky at peckers... mean while he gots pecker picshurs awl over his fancy city boy pooter box thingamahjigger
ReplyDeletecuzzin cbt, dat rite dar is justa wat ah was a-tinkin. ah reckon he ashamed dat he gots a stiffy frum lookin at his freens pecker.
ReplyDeleteWe lost the War of Northern Agression twice. Once in 1865 and again in 1965. Eisenhower had to send in the 101st Airborne to put 9 black kids in Little Rock Central High 1957. Arkansas was the first state invaded by the Federal Army since the War.
ReplyDeleteJust because we lost twice doesn't mean we're done.
MP first of all, what gives you the idea that I would want to "dome" you up in the first place? I wouldn't even look your way if I passed you in the street, I know your type.
ReplyDeleteU try to come off as such a hard ass, try being nice sometimes, it might make you feel better?
FAKE CBT give it a fuckin rest already dude, its annoying!
ReplyDeletewell aint dat a site tah see? ah sho do finds it kinna strange dat alla sudden gay-non aint talkin but dah foney cbt starts talkin. ah guess we dun found out who gay-non reely is.
ReplyDeleteNO PROBLEM SPURS.
ReplyDeleteWAR THE LAKERS KNOCKING OUT THE SPURS IN ROUND 2.
Cadimino Man and fake CBT are funny as shit. I think I rode the school bus with these guys. Are y'all from Three Brothers or Clark Ridge?
ReplyDeleteah frum mudlick in monroe county in dah appa-lay-shas.
ReplyDeleteSorry boys, I'm not Anonymous. I just got back in from feeding the cattle. Some of us have jobs beyond pulling yarbs.
ReplyDeleteCadimino Man: Is that Monroe County Tennesee or Georgia?
ReplyDeletekentucky. essern kentucky.
ReplyDeleteThen you're over near Harlin. Was your daddy a coal miner?
ReplyDeletemeh daddy wassa moss farmer. an he did outhouse plumbin'.
ReplyDeletesumtymes he ran shine to dah carolinas.
ReplyDeleteBeats minin' coal, I guess.
ReplyDeleteYou turds ease up about the War. My great grandfather Wolf's three older brothers were killed in the Peach Orchard at Shiloh, privates in the 9th Arkansas Confederate Infantry. His uncle Jake died of pnuemonia in a Yankee jail in 1863. He was arrested for caning a Union lieutentant who walked up on his front porch uninvited. Great grandaddy Wolf lived in a cave for two years after the Yankees burnt down their house. My great great grandaddy Horton was shot by Federal troops in 1864 for suspicion of being a Confederate guerilla, less than two miles from where I am right now.
I am not CBT.
ReplyDeleteThe real CBT is pretty cool and not a retard.
I was raised up cowboy, not hillbilly, which Spurs, explains part of my objection to the word. To me it denotes kin fuckin' holler trash, and demeans the majority of us here, who were raised to be Southern Gentlemen.
ReplyDeleteNow, I much prefer a discussion of the temprature of Miss Texas' vagina and how much whipped cream it would take to fill her ass crack.
ReplyDeleteI am getting frustrated.
ReplyDeleteShe just will not answer our question about how warm it is.
Surely some guy must have told her by now.
Maybe all her men have been Hispanic and don't know there's a difference.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe she's just not that much of a ho and hasn't been with all that many men. That's actually the impression I get. Lotsa talk and not much action.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good point CBT.
ReplyDeleteI am a proud horny bastard.
ReplyDeleteMP:
ReplyDeleteWar you and the Rape Show FUCKING OFF.
"I was raised up cowboy, not hillbilly, which Spurs, explains part of my objection to the word. To me it denotes kin fuckin' holler trash"
ReplyDeleteAnd?
SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"I was raised up cowboy, not hillbilly, which Spurs, explains part of my objection to the word. To me it denotes kin fuckin' holler trash"
And?"
That's why I've said the word "hillbilly" is as racist as the word "nigger".
Remind me not to touch a Mexican girl on the shoulder then.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteProper term is actually Hispanic.
Spurs, that would be if you were talking in general terms.
ReplyDeleteHowever she is Mexican by descent, not El Salvadorian, Puerto Rican etc.
Spurs: Never call a Cuban "Hispanic", they prefer "Latino". Hispanic is a blanket term that cover Mexicans and most Central Americans. Cubans and South Americans prefer "Latino". Mexicans prefer "Mexican" or "Chicano" because they don't want to lumped in with Nicaraguans, Salvadorians, and Guatemalans.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteI understand.