Wow. First, I would like to pat myself on the back at how good I am.
But you really think you got me today? Seriously? The best comment you had was the part that you said you knew me and know that I am saying shit to make you feel bad and apologize. You were 100% correct. I am impressed that you do know me that well.....almost. But what you don't know is not only am I cocky, I am manipulative too.
But I didn't know I would get my own personalized video over it.
Thanks!
Just so you know, I was never pissed off. While you were basking in the glory of thinking you were really insulting me, you weren’t. I was one step ahead of you, like usual.
I just played you.
Victory is now mine.
-DirtyGirl
I win again!!! ha!
ReplyDeleteLol,
ReplyDeleteI am so confused.
What are you two fighting about?
Spur's pride is all.
ReplyDeletelooks like a short sleeve button tux shirt you're wearing??
ReplyDeleteDirtygirl:
ReplyDeleteYou didn't win anything. You are acting like the pure brutal beating you absorbed didn't bother you. But I could tell by your writing it did.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteThere was no "fight." Shit man, read the comments. I crushed her.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteAs far as the "tux shirt?" It looks like that, right? But the design comes through shitty on the camera. It's a Cubavera shirt. Pretty comfortable stuff.
That's amazing that you can tell by what somebody types that you have it all figured out. I said alot of what I said to make you bow down and give me an apology.....and you did.
ReplyDeleteBullshit.
ReplyDeleteIf what you were saying was truly getting to me, I would've stopped commenting but I didn't.
ReplyDeleteEverything you said in your comments absolutely do not bother me. However, this sudden unrealistic gratification that you have is annoying.
ReplyDeleteSorry DG, it didn't feel right completely deleting this. But some of the comments weren't cool (mine), so I had to let those go. I know when I start to cry uncontrollably, things have gotten out of hand.
ReplyDeleteDO I still win something for being the 500th commentor? :) LoL
ReplyDeleteI can't watch the vid right now but I will asap. Ta-ta
Thats kinda sweet that you took the time to apologize for being a jackass. lol
ReplyDeleteBTW, The countdown is on before Rocket Queen uses her powers to freeze frame parts of the video and animalize it.
Spurs: My dad wants his shirt back.
ReplyDelete"The fake Cadimino Man said...
ReplyDeletehay foney cbt, ah see yer still dealin' wif yer biker boy problums?"
They're not a problem.
Spurs: Are you by chance Jerry Jones son?
ReplyDelete-MP
MP:
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one man. That's funny.
*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteIf there was something on here to give away, it would be sent to you for being the 500th commenter that day. I do have a an extra stapler here. I could send that to you.
No Hat:
ReplyDeleteI'll send it to him.
what the fuck kind of accent are your pronouncing "feelings" with?
ReplyDeleteSounds like a hybrid; WHITEGUY/ACTING/MEXICAN/RETARD/DEAFKID
Mama Mia! The fucking guinea is trying to make a funny. You know something man? You never answered my question about whether or not that was you pictured over at Drew's. I'm pretty sure it was, being you posted it yourself I believe.
ReplyDeleteBut really thought Wopness? That was pretty funny what you wrote. I'm going to start telling people I'm a hybrid.
ReplyDeletewtd: I think that is what all rednecks from texas sound like.
ReplyDelete*though* Wopness
ReplyDeleteDG:
Hi. How are you? Are you doing ok? I like you. You are the best ever. So cool.
(going to pussy it up when I see your name now. Don't need you crying again at me. You remember when Big Craigslist said that he and I were laughing...yeah, I'm going to laugh along with that guy... behind the scenes? I don't want you crying behind the scenes)
I know I'm the best ever and so cool. No need to keep telling me.
ReplyDeleteWell, I will continue to. I'm going to change my mood around here toward you. All I will do for awhile now is just be really nice. I think you'll get bored real quick. Maybe even annoyed.
ReplyDeleteYou are the best ever DG.
Big Craigslist - buahahahaaaaa!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo what are you saying? You are going to bow to my every demand?
ReplyDeleteThis is cool. You are my bitch and I didn't even have to buy you.
That's great DG! You really are funny.
ReplyDeleteYou are really gay. I'm curious to see how long you can keep this up.
ReplyDeleteLong time. I like you you can spell really well (rhymed). I find that quality to be attractive. You are smart, and I like that.
ReplyDeleteI won't take the bait on the "your your."
ReplyDeleteHave I told you how I like your hair? It's neat.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteI am watching desperate housewives rght now. Would you like to talk about this week's episode with me? Didn't Jesse look hot? But I don't get why he always seems to be wearing one set of clothes.
Charlotte Jones is hot. Spurs can't be her brother.
ReplyDeleteI don't like that show, and I'd rather have a dog fart in my face that watch it DG. But I respect the fact you like it. I know you have good taste.
ReplyDeleteYou should go to abc.com and watch the full episode with me. You are supposed to be doing what I say to keep me happy, right?
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm at work. I'm really sorry I can't watch it right now. Please don't be upset at me. I don't want that. It would hurt me too much.
ReplyDeleteThank you for understanding I can't watch it now.
I will only watch Desperate Housewives if doing so will get me laid, and even then I will sleep through most of it.
ReplyDeleteNo Hat:
ReplyDeleteSo pretty much you'll be doing what the chick does when you bang her.
But I am at work, too. Shouldn't you be putting me before your job? You don't want to upset me, do you? I am starting to get mad.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking.....can you finally put up a jesse metcalfe background on here so I can enjoy this site more?
Spurs: I've never had one go to sleep on me yet, unless they overdid the Xanax.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how to do that DG.
ReplyDeletePlease calm down about me not being able to watch the show.
You may start to like it, cbt. I don't get into many shows on tv. This is one of them even though I think they should end it after this season.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this all about? DG -vs- Spurs Fan throwdown (the abridged version please)
ReplyDeleteI don't have time to read the comments on the never-ending post...
Yeah Spurs, make the background Jesse Metcalf wearing a Cubs cap. That should make DG fucking ecstatic.
ReplyDeleteNo Hat:
ReplyDeleteYou mean unless you spiked her drink too much. You'd think by now you would know exactly how much to put in her glass.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteYou can just go to the second page and read from there. Better yet, just save it for a rainy day, or a day that you are really bored, and grab a pad and pen, and take notes on how to obliterate someone.
"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteWhat is this all about? DG -vs- Spurs Fan throwdown (the abridged version please)
I don't have time to read the comments on the never-ending post..."
I think they have a budding dysfunctional relationship developing. I anticipate a grudge fuck followed by a bad marriage and a nasty divorce.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteNo Hat:
You mean unless you spiked her drink too much. You'd think by now you would know exactly how much to put in her glass."
My girls are self medicaters. I never spike their drinks, that's what the money's for.
Btw, I become a non-smoker this afternoon at 4 today. I traded out some advertising for acupuncture.
ReplyDeleteI got hypnotized in 1991 for $99 and didn't smoke for over 15 years, so maybe the acupuncture will work. I couldn't find a hypnotherapist in this podunk burg. I'm sick fucking to death of cigarettes.
you can probably find a hypnotherapist on youtube.
ReplyDeleteGreat advice DG! CBT, you should thank Dirtygirl for trying to come up with a solution to your problem.
ReplyDeleteI like how you try to help people out DG. You are great.
DG: How would that be useful?
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I would like to kiss DG's ass myself, but not the way you're doing it.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't it only take a voice to hypnotize someone? They have that on youtube.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteNo Hat:
You kiss every woman's ass."
Just the ones that let me. Oh wait, you didn't mean that literally.
"DirtyGirl said...
ReplyDeleteDoesn't it only take a voice to hypnotize someone? They have that on youtube."
It takes more than just a voice to make the quit smoking thing work. There has to be personalized interaction.
I've seen Spurs called a redneck on here a few times and, trust me, he doesn't at all fit the profile.
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to give you shit about the shirt.. I was trying to mock -nik... My next move will be to mock Fat Drew.. Ohh wait no need. I'll just call Pam and she'll do it for me. Keep up the good work spurs
ReplyDeletePam has the flu.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteYou should get one of those Toyota Prius "Hybrid" badges and glue it on to your shirt, lol.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteIt's cool about the shirt. It does really look like a short sleeve tux shirt. I thought it was funny.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteI should get one of those Hybrid badges. I think I would sew it on though. Well, have it sewn on there for me.
WTD:
ReplyDeleteYou did acupuncture?
QUEEN.
Actually now that I think about it, I would go with the cool blue Lexus Hybrid badge than the Prius one...lol
ReplyDeleteSpurs:
ReplyDeleteshut up you anorexic albino lemur
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteSounds like a plan.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteThey sell your shirt in other colors, too! I think plum would look good on you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naV_5WD_eNs
That's pretty good.
ReplyDeleteI think plum would look great on me as well. Thanks a bunch for your fashion advice DG.
When will you give this up?
ReplyDeleteCheck out tmz. Balloon boy dad is really getting the fame he wanted. This guy needs to be put in a hospital.
ReplyDeleteThank you for referring us to that DG. That was thoughtful of you to think about all of us.
ReplyDeleteReally appreciate that.
Quit this now.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteThe bald headed guy in the white shirt was right.
I hope he beat the shit out of the guy that jumped on his back and then sues the crap out of him.
Wop: Hypnosis worked for almost 16 years. Acupuncture could push me over the bump to quit since I hate the goddamn things now. It's an ad trade out so it's not like it's costing me anything. I didn't know they did laser for smoking.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Maybe Ol' Red would let you have a Prius shirt. He's such a humanitarian, you know.
Wow, Balloon Boy's dad has a history of violence? Who would have thought?
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteI never want to have another interaction with Red McCombs.
Spurs: A lot pf people I know in Toyotaland say the same thing.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know what you were talking about anon. That story wasn't up last I looked. Now I see it.
ReplyDeleteBalloon boy dad is fascinating to me for some reason.
Red never did shoot anyone in his office, did he?
ReplyDelete"DirtyGirl said...
ReplyDeleteBalloon boy dad is fascinating to me for some reason."
I think it's because you're attracted to douche bags.
I find the whole story to be fascinating as well. I can't get enough of hearing about this creep and his thinking. I'm looking forward to the "Where is Balloon Boy Now?" info in the coming years. I mean, you know that's going to happen.
ReplyDeletecbt: I didn't say I wanted balloon boy dad. I am just amazed by his actions and everything surrounding it. Just when you think there is nothing left of the story, it somehow continues.
ReplyDeleteI think Balloon Boy Dad will get a reality show centered around losing track of his kids. Wanna bet Balloon Boy ends up on freight train after dad loses him in a train yard?
ReplyDeleteDG: That being said, I still get the feeling you're attracted to douche bags.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I thought the world of the owner of the Toyota store I worked for in the 90's. Mr Bill (yeah, I know) would tape a $100 to the bottom of a chair in the meeting room before our sales meetings 2 or 3 times a week, sit in the right chair make a hundred. Or he'd have us cut cards for $500 a couple times a month. He had a refrigerator full of Coors Light in his office that we'd empty every day after work and he ran a crap or poker game in detail almost every night starting at 7. Great guy.
ReplyDeleteHe was always really proud of how ugly the women that worked at the store were, too. "Keep you fuckers from trying to screw the help", he'd always say.
ReplyDeleteHe sounds pretty cool. I was always getting into with my bosses. It was funny though. I provided that joint with a shit ton of entertainment, I have to say.
ReplyDeleteMr. Bill was cool enough that when I found out he needed a kidney transplant I went and got tested to see if I was a compatible donor. I wasn't.
ReplyDeleteHe son was the ultimate stoner. The kid was always showing me his weed and shrooms. The boy's favorite movie was "Clerks". I asked him once "What are doing today, Adam?" He looked around, stuck out his tongue to show me the "stamp" on it and said "Blotter, dude, blotter". That was the day I was supposed to be training him to sell BMWs.
*His son*
ReplyDeleteWhat's DG's deal with douche bags?
ReplyDeleteToday I was driving and saw this fine ass guy driving a "Phantom" or so I thought, it looked like it from the front, then from the back it had the fuckin Chrysler 300 symbol. Of course you never see those kind of cars in Texas
ReplyDeleteSpurs if you really are Jerry Jones son then you must be a Billionaire? hahahaha lmao
ReplyDeleteMP that was a good one.
Miss Texas,
ReplyDeleteIf you can't tell a Phantom or a fake immediately, that is kind of sad. lol
The Phantom is a foot taller and a foot wider and 2 to 3 feet longer than a 300C. They look nothing alike. And you can't fake that big nickel grille with Spirit of Ecstasy on top.
Spurs: Im so sorry bud. It musta been so horrible for you to go through that.
ReplyDeleteI wish you would have told us you were a burn victim
Oh great the millionaire anon is back. fuckin loser, go look at your friends cock, weirdo
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas,
ReplyDeleteWas it WTD driving the fake Phantom?
He seems kind of sensitive about it.
Oh yeah I dribe a fake Phantom around Texas, good one.
ReplyDeleteIts just pathetic when dudes come on the internet and have to explain how they "can tell fake expensive automobiles (no shit genius), because it is sooooo easy", in some passive aggressive attempt to show everyone how rich and cool they are.
loser
***drive
ReplyDeleteWTD,
ReplyDeletemy name for you from now on is Spaghetti Nigger.
I hope you like it.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteIs there a photo of Spaghetti Nigger anywhere on The Dirty?
Great name. You should be very proud of that creativity.
ReplyDeleteSure did.
ReplyDeletehay wtd, gay-non wants tah kno iffin yewll defend him in coort? hes begin charged wif muurdur. he sucked a man pecker till he turned inside out.
ReplyDeleteashes to ashes, dust to dust, iffin it wurnt fer gay-non, mans dick wood rust.
ReplyDelete"hay wtd, gay-non wants tah kno iffin yewll defend him in coort? hes begin charged wif muurdur. he sucked a man pecker till he turned inside out."
ReplyDeleteEven Defense attorneys have SOME MORALS... He's on his own with that one
Isnt this the same gay millionaire anon that was begging to pay DG to go out with him? LOL what a joke of a human
ReplyDeletehay gay-non, did dem eye-legul cubans git out of yer basement?
ReplyDeletei reckon gay-non hurd a terlet flush and now hes gunna go looky at sum peckers.
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas: Yes, Jesse looked even better this week than last week. But why is he always wearing the same exact clothes. It's like they filmed all of his scenes in one day and forgot to tell him to change. I wish he would go back to being a gardener so I can see him in some jeans and no shirt.
ReplyDeleteCBT: I am attracted to undercover douchebags only. When I first meet them they don't come across as one but it time the truth comes out.
Hey Spursfan! Just wanted to say and hope all is well! xoxo~Kelli
ReplyDeletewhatever drew
ReplyDeleteKelli:
ReplyDeleteI don't know if this is really you. I just hope you really didn't join up with Drew (rhymed).
I think it was Kelli :)
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Queen Beee?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm certain it was her now.
QB - hows that fine derriere doing?
ReplyDeleteSpaghetti Nigger probably made about $50 bucks today because we all know that when you need a REAL attorney, you go to a Jew, not a Dago.
ReplyDeleteI'm good thanks everyone :) I'm helping my son with a dinosaur project, researching some things, and I thought I'd stop by to say hello friends! :)
ReplyDeleteOuch, that hurt my feelings so much, I think I will take my $50 I earned today and drink it all
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by Queen Bee. I used to really enjoy dinosaur time at school. Just thought I'd throw that in there.
ReplyDeleteGAY/FAKE/MILLI/ANON/THEPETERPEEKER:
ReplyDeleteIt is very apparent you lack the wit and general intelligence to even attempt to put me down. Just give it a rest and go back to talking about how rich you are(n't) and your (all male) orgies.
hay gay-non, howd dem peckers look? was det reel tasty lookin'?
ReplyDeleteseems like gay-non is back to lookin at dem peckers throo dah peepholes.
ReplyDeleteHave any of y'all read any of the "Left Behind" books? How did these things get popular at all? Stephen King's Randy Flagg is a million times more evil than this thing's Antichrist. I'll be disappointed if the End of the World is as fucking boring as this book.
ReplyDeleteWhat is with the fighting in here? Anon, I think you should make an apology video to Wop.
ReplyDeleteWhat a wonderful idea that is DG. Once again, you are the voice of reason.
ReplyDeleteGreat job.
Shut the hell up spurs with this bullshit.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean? That hurts. I just came to the realization that I value you deeply, and now you are giving me a hard time? That's ok, you are still the greatest in my book.
ReplyDeleteI know what you are doing. You are making fun of me and I will not have it. If you continue, I will have to act really pissed off so I can get you to make another video.
ReplyDeleteMaking fun of you? Now that really stings. Here I am, having seen the light so to speak, valuing you like you should be, and you think I am somehow making fun of you?
ReplyDeleteThat's ok, I forgive you.
Well, I do have to agree. You should value me. Now we are getting somewhere.
ReplyDeleteIs there any way I could get you to send me some money since you have seen the light? Just curious. I want to go shopping.
I think you might me mocking me, but that's ok.
ReplyDeleteHow much money are you looking for my friend? I do send warm greetings, friendship and sweet wishes to you though.
I don't think you can put a value on that. That's just priceless.
You sound like a fucking automated response hallmark card.
ReplyDeleteStop this shit.
You can't stop friendship and caring. You just can't.
ReplyDeleteI've never been a fan of hallmark cards.
ReplyDeleteI respect your opinion.
ReplyDeleteTell me again how amazing I am.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the internet has enough space for me to list all the ways you are amazing.
ReplyDeleteGo ahead and test the limits of the internet.
ReplyDeleteI tried earlier. The whole damn thing shut down for a little while. Just like Burrito wanted all along.
ReplyDeleteI also received a message that read, "Please don't try to list all the ways Dirtygirl is amazing."
So I don't want to do it again, I don't want the internet police to come over.
But taking risks is so impressive.
ReplyDeleteI will keep that in mind.
ReplyDeleteAs a silent observer, I must have missed the comments where Spurs "pulverized" DG.
ReplyDeleteThat's because the 'pulverized' comments were in spurs delusional head.
ReplyDeleteYes, I failed to see anything of substance.
ReplyDeleteHi DG!
and Hi Spurs! (just calling it as I see it)
I'm not referring to this post bitchhog. I'm referring to the one underneath this one. C'mon, did you read the comments?
ReplyDeleteOh, and hello to you as well.
And hello dirtygirl. I hope your evening is going well. Just wanted to remind you that you are great, and can't be stopped.
ReplyDeleteJust glad I got that off my chest.