Friday, October 16, 2009

This doesn't look good for the Heene family



E-mail: i think their cover is pretty much blown. check out this video.....notice how after the balloon has been launched the dad yells, 'the tether, the tether came loose.'

SPURS FAN says: Wow. What were they thinking? Now criminal charges will be filed for sure. Hey Dirtygirl, this proves that when Richard was being a dick to Miss Cleo on Wife Swap (I still find it pathetic I even watched that), it wasn't an act. He's pretty pissed. Now it's apparent that the parents made the story up just so the authorities could find this stupid balloon. And they told little Balloon Boy and the kids to go along with a make believe story. Damn, they should have destroyed this tape.

Big thanks to the e-mailer.

Update: It seems Richard's actions on that Wife Swap where he threw milk on the dingbat psychic were telling.

Seems he might be a scumbag wife beater.

Thanks Anonymous.

148 comments:

  1. Of course this whole thing was a scam. When they said the people had been on a "reality show" I was pretty sure of it.

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  2. Yeah man, but to keep the video around? And somehow someone got ahold of it?

    Not good man, not good.

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  3. so, if the older brother said he saw falcon climb into the balloon why didnt he say something before the launch? and didnt the dad say something about them being inside the house when the balloon tether came loose and floated away? this story has more holes than a sponge.

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  4. Yep, no doubt. And now there's proof. Nice parents to get the kids to lie for them. Did they not learn anything from Scott Peterson? If you are guilty, the last thing you do is seek media attention.

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  5. they. are. so. fucked.

    i hope they get the rescue bill sent to them.

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  6. Like they can pay it, but it would be funny. It's got to be a half a mil minimum.

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  7. I give them credit for coming up with the story to recover their stupid balloon, but after that?

    Big Time Fail.

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  8. Help me, please. This psycho bitch scares the fuck out of me and she farts a lot, too.

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  9. if they cant pay then maybe the state can put a lien on their property?

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  10. Great. Now the bird can type. In addition to a Donkey, and some neglected pitbulls.

    What a collection.

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  11. its like dr. doolittle in here. lol.

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  12. It is. I thought Avery would have collected some lead in the head (rhymed!!..been awhile) by now.

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  13. I don't know what they have been feeding her at the looney bin, but the house smells like a third world sewer and the constant zipper sounds are keeping me awake. Help me, some one call animal control or the Humane Society.

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  14. spurs, are you the internet tarzan? how can animals communicate with you?

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  15. Sorry to hear you are going through some rough times Avery.

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  16. She bought some farva beans and a nice Chianti this morning, I'm so afraid.

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  17. hmmmm..

    That's funny. I am Tarzan. In my spare time.

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  18. I don't want to end up as parrot farts from the ass of Hannah Lecter.

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  19. Well, by reading what you are writing, you better learn to open up that cage of yours, fly to the window or door, figure out a way to open it, and fly as far as you can.

    Otherwise, you are a dead man (rhymed).

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  20. Spurs the Ape Man (I actually like Dr. Spurslittle better): I'm sure DG would be happy to have photos of you in a leopard loin cloth to post.

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  21. She would. After she masturbated to them for a few days.

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  22. Those kids should be taken away from those scumbags


    Avery: You are better off dying that way, cause I was gonna torture you with insertion in Giggitys ass

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  23. I think I have a reprieve. She's lured this very thin, effeminate, light skinned African American boy with the biggest lips I've ever seen to the house. I wonder what Medium Pimping farts will smell like?

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  24. Better Giggity's ass than Hannah Lecter's.

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  25. Poor bird. At least our mistress looks good on the rare occasions she feeds us Bil-jack in the nude.

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  26. what parents in their right minds drive their kids to a fucking tornado?

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  27. You know those kids are gonna put their folks in the Dollar General Old Folks Home when they're older.

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  28. "hhhmmm.... said...

    what parents in their right minds drive their kids to a fucking tornado?"

    The same ones who go on "Wife Swap".

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  29. I think the pitbulls are being name jacked. Priceless.

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  30. "SPURS FAN said...

    She would. After she masturbated to them for a few days."

    You must have DG confused with DiVA.

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  31. CBT:

    Are you mad that the Hells Angels came on here and talked shit to you? And now you are taking it out on me?

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  32. hmmmm....:

    Blitzer is a big time pussy. CNN sucks dick.

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  33. "SPURS FAN said...

    CBT:

    Are you mad that the Hells Angels came on here and talked shit to you? And now you are taking it out on me?"

    No Spurs, I just felt like sticking up for the "Kissing Whore".

    Those guys are Hell's Angels like Pimpin' is straight and RQ is sane.

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  34. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 16, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    spurm, did yew jus say dah hells anels wus on hurr talkin shit tah foney cbt?

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  35. Yeah, they were. Something tells me they might not really be in the Hells Angels.

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  36. The Google ads are cracking me up.

    Aliens 5

    UFOs in the Bible

    Geek dating for RPG fans

    Hairy Women Photo

    What? No FREE CELL PHONE CASH?

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  37. This family has been trying to get their own reality show for months I heard. They pitched their idea to TLC and other networks but nobody wanted to do a show on them.

    They probably drugged that kid this morning and that is why he is sick.

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  38. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 16, 2009 at 3:50 PM

    uuhhh....foney cbt, ah wood hep ya bein' dat meybee yur frum dah hills an all but imma hafta pass on dis one. sorry fella, yer on yer own dis tyme. spurt, ah aint takin no chances.

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  39. I haven't seen those ads yet CBT.

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  40. MP must be lurking because the 'meet gay african men' ad is on here again.

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  41. DG:

    Their own show? I have a title: "The Continued Decline of Civilization."

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  42. The Hell's Angels were giving me shit, Cadimino Man. I told them to go fuck themselves and gave them directions to Cadimino Holler. They seem to think hill folk are pussies.

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  43. The Pimpin' ad just popped up DG.

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  44. Ssuuuu wwweeeee rekkin deys gunna loose a fewa dem thurr yungins, thatll cut down on the size ovem checks they git. City folk and awl dey inveshions...
    Phoney No Hat CBT got eemself it a bit o troubles huh? Them thurr motorbikin folk purty ruff nek crowd I dum rekkin

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  45. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 16, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    well foney cbt, ah wood likta hep yew but ah....uuuhh...ah's gunna be outta dah cuntry round dat tyme dey suppostah be hurr. but iffin' yew shud happen tah pass away, can ah have yer bronco?

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  46. "The fake Cadimino Man said...

    uuhhh....foney cbt, ah wood hep ya bein' dat meybee yur frum dah hills an all but imma hafta pass on dis one. sorry fella, yer on yer own dis tyme. spurt, ah aint takin no chances."

    Cadimino Man, I'm disappointed. No real hillbilly is scared of some citified dirt bag on a motorcycle. For shame. You act like your butt cherry grew back.

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  47. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 16, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    hay foney cbt, ah gunna hafta guess yew aint eer been round dem folks? dey aint known fer ticklin' ya dah defth.

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  48. "The Original CBT said...

    Ssuuuu wwweeeee rekkin deys gunna loose a fewa dem thurr yungins, thatll cut down on the size ovem checks they git. City folk and awl dey inveshions...
    Phoney No Hat CBT got eemself it a bit o troubles huh? Them thurr motorbikin folk purty ruff nek crowd I dum rekkin"

    A .45 makes holes in bikers, just like it does other folks.

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  49. Cadimino Man, I've been around bikers. They're rough but they're not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed, either.

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  50. Thems motorbikers sho is smarter than us ozark folks

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  51. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 16, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    foney cbt, lees do dah maff. yew got 1 furddy-five wif 15 bullets....durs 50 of dem and dey got 1 pissul wif 15 bullets....dats alota bullets yer gunna hafta duck. dats like a wall of bullets cummin atcha. good luck on dat un foney cbt. again, can ah haff yer truck?

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  52. CBT: did you see my post on the thread below this RE: Biker bars?

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  53. "Them motorbikers" suck in the woods, Cadimino Man. I don't. They'll have to find me on my own turf and I'm waay better armed than just one .45.

    If they get me, the Bronco yours. Consider this part of my will.

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  54. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 16, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    well foney cbt, ah sho do pre-she-ate it...an like ah dun said burfur, ah wood hep ya but meh grandmappy is gunna be in flurida gittin her hemmaruds taken care of.

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  55. CBT's seem to be multiplying faster than roaches. Or is no hat cbt the same as fake cbt?

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  56. You sure won't see any college kids at the Iron Horse Saloon or Dirty Dave's down in Little Rock. The kid in the kilt and the beret would've lasted about 42 seconds in either of those places. Maybe the Outlaws and Bandidos are just badder than the Angels.

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  57. No Hat CBT is the real me DG. I just changed my name again because the Fake CBT keeps changing his to match whatever name I use.

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  58. DG:

    No hat is the real CBT. He had to change his name up again.

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  59. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 16, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    foney cbt, ah hates tah be dah one tah remind yew but yah do know dat alot of dem bikers did spend tyme in dah army befur dey was bikers...dey didnt jus cum frum preesun.

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  60. "The fake Cadimino Man said...

    well foney cbt, ah sho do pre-she-ate it...an like ah dun said burfur, ah wood hep ya but meh grandmappy is gunna be in flurida gittin her hemmaruds taken care of."

    Why doesn't Aunt Cletus just pop them with her dick?

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  61. "The fake Cadimino Man said...

    foney cbt, ah hates tah be dah one tah remind yew but yah do know dat alot of dem bikers did spend tyme in dah army befur dey was bikers...dey didnt jus cum frum preesun."

    The Vietnam vets are the only ones that can even come close to me and they're all too fucking old now.

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  62. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 16, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    'Why doesn't Aunt Cletus just pop them with her dick?'

    howddya tink she gots dem inna furst playce?

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  63. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 16, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    ah duuno foney cbt...looks like yah dun got yerseff knee high in sum pigshit wif no way out.

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  64. I'll talk to y'all in a couple of hours. I gotta go set up a perimeter around my place. I'm glad I didn't sell off the claymores and grenades I bought up for Y2K. I hope the bastards are real and do show up. I feel alive again.

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  65. What is this about me wanting a picture of Spurs dressed as Tarzan? I already have one:

    http://www.chooseurfun.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/tarzan-in-forest.jpg

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  66. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 16, 2009 at 4:25 PM

    guud luck foney cbt. yer gunna kneed it.

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  67. And check this link out too:

    http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9BCBJI81&show_article=1

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  68. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 16, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    dat thur 9 knews sho dunt know shit. and dem cops sho is dummys fer lettin dem dumb yanks know dey gunna be lookin at dem reel hard and axing dem tuffer quest-shuns. dunt let yer inname know wat yer uptah. dats simple.

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  69. I don't think the cops are looking at them like they are the "enemy", but that was pretty good.

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  70. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 16, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    but why ya gunna go an terr dah ho wyde werd bout watcha gunna do? now dey gunna tell dat lil bassard dat iffin he dunt lie rite dey gunna keel um. ah betcha.

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  71. I like the one interview they did where the kid gets up and says he is going to throw up and both parents just sat there continuing with the interview.

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  72. The kid that puked twice must've scared.

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  73. http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2009/10/16/20091016balloon-boy-past-ON.html

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  74. haha...I wonder what else is going to turn up about this guy.

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  75. Look either way they are negligent parents. Parading their son around doing all these interviews is just sick and fame-whorish. If the kid really was sick, don't you think the parents would not do anymore interviews? (he threw up during 2 separate interviews) Or at the very least show some semblance of concern? This is fucked up.

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  76. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 16, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    ah dun reckon dey bringed too much ah-ten-shun tah dem selfs an naw are gittin screwed by dey own selfs.

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  77. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 16, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    dis dun blowed up in der face...kinda like a good ol fashuned bukkake.

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  78. I say we have a pool as to when he gets arrested.
    I am going to personally go with Monday 3pm EST.

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  79. you are right there Cadimino man.

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  80. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 16, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    now he gunna hafta auntsur tah why he goin' round beetin his charlie whyfe.

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  81. "Look either way they are negligent parents. Parading their son around doing all these interviews is just sick and fame-whorish. If the kid really was sick, don't you think the parents would not do anymore interviews?"

    Exactly Streets, exactly.

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  82. "dis dun blowed up in der face...kinda like a good ol fashuned bukkake."

    That's funny.

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  83. That was disgraceful to continue the interview when the boy was puking his guts out.
    That horrified me more than anything.
    Real parents should have cut the interview off right at that moment.
    Real parents would not have had any interviews at all and communicated through a spokesman.

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  84. "I say we have a pool as to when he gets arrested.
    I am going to personally go with Monday 3pm EST."


    I agree with you anonymous. I like the time you picked too. And thanks for the link, if it's the same anonymous, I'm going to add that in.

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  85. "Real parents should have cut the interview off right at that moment.
    Real parents would not have had any interviews at all and communicated through a spokesman."

    Bingo.

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  86. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 16, 2009 at 5:38 PM

    ah pre-dicked dat dey git thur own show on tlc and dumbass aemrika is gunna tune in tah watch it. congrad-yew-layshuns, hurrs yer sign!

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  87. Here is Miss Cleo's interview today. I like how they interupt her craziness at the end.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fssQUbEb6F0

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  88. Yeah, homeboy had enough of her bullshit. "We have to go."

    Me too anchorman, me too. I like how she dropped the I'm a psychic line in there and talked about some "past life" crap she tried on the prick father.

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  89. "hahaha...i swear these reporters and journalists are such pussies nowadays. why not just say, 'without being stupid can you describe what you felt?'"

    Too politcally correct. I would have signed off with, "Hey, you are nuts."

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  90. What the fuck is wrong with this dude?
    He is unstable with a crazy temper.
    You have to love how he married a subservient mild mannered Asian woman that he can abuse mentally and physically at will.

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  91. oh god. Interview about a looney from a looney, that's very news-worthy.

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  92. They should have just interviewed some grass.

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  93. "Interviewed some grass"

    Lol, that made me smile.

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  94. Streets:

    Oh, if you watch all that one episode, you'll see what a prick old Richard really is. And how shitty the kids are. And how the other family with mullett boy as the dad have their own problems.

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  95. haha he's testing her psychic ability. Oh man I would have sent those kids up in the balloon...

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  96. I did laugh when richard called out the other guy for having a mullett. It was the only thing that was said by him that made sense.

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  97. Streets:

    Yeah, right off the bat he starts mocking her.

    DG:

    It was about the only thing he said that made sense, you are right.

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  98. I can understand why(although it doesn't make him any less of a fucktard) if I met either of these families I would mock the FUCK out of both of them.

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  99. I would like to see a reality show with both families and a normal family forced to live with them to see how long it takes them to go insane, too.

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  100. Two weeks. Richard will probably start throwing knives instead of milk. Especially after being exposed for an even bigger jackass with this stunt.

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  101. Going to be hard to throw knives from inside a prison cell...

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  102. He is never going to go to prison and I bet he doesn't even get charged with anything. The cops in Colorado are useless.

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  103. They do seem to be useless. But I think there will be such an uproar that the D.A. will have no choice but to prosecute.

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  104. I am definitely getting the vibe that the cops in colorado are useless.

    He should be put in prison because as they said planes and helicopters were scrambled. If one of them had gone down or something, he would have been responsible for their deaths.

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  105. You know that has to be a rough household to be in right now. I'd like to hear the 911 call.

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  106. Here is the 911 call:

    http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/16/balloon-boy-911-call/

    Did you know they first called the FAA, then the media, and then 911.

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  107. I found it.

    http://www.foxnews.com/video2/video08.html?maven_referralObject=10722371&maven_referralPlaylistId=&sRevUrl=http://www.foxnews.com/

    Of course the mom made the call. You know the asshole dad made her make the call. Then the dad gets on the 911 call after the operator can't figure out what the mom is saying.

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  108. Oh, I didn't know they called the media as well.

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  109. I beat you this time!

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  110. Yeah, you did. Damn. I just have hit post comment faster.

    Congrats to you though DG.

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  111. I wonder how much he paid for his wife?
    I thought it was so bad when the boy was throwing up and she just sat there until the anchor basically told her to go and make sure he was ok.
    Just terrible people.

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  112. It took him 20 minutes from the time the balloon took off to call 911.

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  113. If someone told me this story, there is no way I would believe it was true.

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  114. Anonymous:

    Paid for her? That's funny.

    And DG:

    Good point about waiting 20 minutes.

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  115. I thought about him paying for her, too. I am almost positive he did.

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  116. Where did he order her from? You two are funny.

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  117. You know he paid for her.
    It is beyond obvious.
    She is afraid he is going to kill her.
    Sad...

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  118. They have catalogs.
    My buddy ordered one from South America years ago.
    You see some you like then you fly out and meet them using an intermediary.

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  119. I bet he paid 15-20k for her. She probably came from Korea or something.

    I used to work with 2 people that bought their wives. One was open about it. He paid 30k I think and she came from Vietnam. The other never admitted it, but we knew.

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  120. Anonymous:

    Is your buddy still with her?

    DG:

    The two people you worked with, were they happy with their purchases?

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  121. The guy I used to work with did fly out and meet the family as well. They were very poor. He is in his 60's and she is probably about 30 now. They have been married for 10 years.

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  122. Well, I guess they are happy together.

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  123. I think my buddy told me his was almost $50,000 when it was all said and done.
    She spoke almost no english, just spanish, did not work out too well.
    A year after they were married he went to Jamacia with another woman and just left her in the house.
    She cut up all his leather couches and put holes in all the walls in the house. lol

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  124. The one guy I feel sorry for. They have a couple of kids and she ended up cheating on him for a year with another guy we used to work with. That is right about the time I started working there when he found out. He said he was going to divorce her but never did. When she found out I worked there she got real jealous and didn't want to get divorced. I told him he could say anything he wanted regarding me and I would stick to that story. He was a nice guy and he would make me laugh all day. I always felt bad for him for all that.

    The other guy has a serious drug problem and this girl had him pay her way through school. Last I heard she wasn't finished yet but I predict she will leave him once she is done.

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  125. Spurs, you have never realized that you are only about 100 miles and 30k away from having a wife/slave?

    You should look into it.

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  126. Real funny. I was in the process of typing out that buying a wife seems like a horrible idea, then I saw that you made a comment.

    I'll offer $13 for you though DG.

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  127. DG,

    I don't really know you but you look cute.
    I will up the offer to $20,000 for you :)

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  128. You know what happens when you don't spend much on something though, right? It never does what you want it to do.

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  129. Anon....you are the highest bidder at this point but bidding will not close until Sunday.

    $25k anyone?

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  130. I thought $20,000 was a fair opening offer.
    $30,000?

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  131. I mean $25,000. lol

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  132. haha...how about $27,500?

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  133. I don't like odd numbers.
    How about an even $30,000? lol

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  134. That works. I was just trying to make it fair. I have some student loans that need to be paid off as well so 30k plus that, and I'm sold.

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  135. How much are the student loans? lol

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  136. I only owe $12k but you better hurry up because I may run up another student loan.

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  137. $12K, that is not bad.
    I thought you were going to blow my Porsche budget. lol
    I love an educated woman. What degree did you do and what are you thinking of doing next?

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  138. The fake Cadimino ManOctober 17, 2009 at 2:16 AM

    well howdy dur gay-non. wurr ya been hidin? inna janny-ters closet at dah flashmart peeking on peckers?

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  139. What are you doing up this late Cadamino Man? Have you been getting your butt worked over?

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