WESTWOOD, Ohio, Oct. 19 (UPI) -- A morgue worker in Ohio, already convicted of having had sex with corpses, pleaded guilty to a repeat offense, admitting he had sex with two more bodies.
Kenneth Douglas, 56, of Westwood, Ohio, worked at the Hamilton County morgue, where he used that facility to party with women, alcohol, and drugs while on the job as a night attendant, he told authorities.
Douglas is already serving a three-year term for performing a sex act on the body of an 18-year-old homicide victim. After Douglas was convicted of that offense, officials began a thorough investigation, looking for traces of the morgue worker's DNA on additional corpses in the morgue, The Cincinnati Enquirer reported Monday. Prosecutor Joe Deters feared mass violations because of Douglas' own admission.
"He told us he was out of control, Deters said. This is off-the-charts weird."
No shit Mr. D.A.
Hey Pelican, have you thought about quitting being a flight attendant and working in a morgue? Or maybe Drew can quit hawking a pyramid scheme, and get a job there. You won't have to comb Craigslist anymore dude. I can see you and Pelican being excellent corpse fuckers.
I noticed Drew's skank got her ad "flagged for removal." I wonder if she was doing something illegal? Or does "flagged for removal" mean, "She went out with some clown from New Jersey, now there is a missing persons report filed on her, so we just went ahead and took her and her sorry ass whore ad down."
I'd go with that one.
Finally, we have located MP's dad.
ReplyDeleteDamn, you really have a problem with that guy, huh?
ReplyDeleteI am just trying to guarantee a real lame comment written in caps tomorrow regarding my first comment.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait!
He'll cap rock you for sure. Also, I can't be mean to the guy. He's cool in my book.
ReplyDeleteHe is nice to you because you are a man (supposedly) and he is gay.
ReplyDeleteHe wants you.
He's not gay. I see what you are doing here DG (taking any shot you can at me), but I'm not taking the bait.
ReplyDeleteI'm not really taking any shots at you right now. I mean I really don't know if you are a man. You are just some guy 1000 miles away that gets off on talking alot of shit.
ReplyDeleteI don't dislike MP. It's just too easy with him. I can't help it.
Hey moron, why don't you go check out Alexa.com or any other traffic ranking site and look how well Pamelapucker.com is doing. I mean shit, you are so pathetic, they don't even feel the need to rank you.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I have nothing bad to say about Kelli you dipshit, Craiglist whore buying, cheap ass cell phone hawking fat fucking bitch. I have something to say to you:
You are a fucking creep, you suck, Getrad dumped you, and you are a loser.
The end.
Drew, how many asses are you going to kiss, how many people are you going to recruit, before you figure out you suck?
ReplyDeleteDamn man, stick to Craigslist. It's the only site where your shit might work.
That and a couple of hundred bucks.
Sorry, why am I calling you Drew. It should be Fat Alec the Craigslist buying loser.
ReplyDeleteMy bad, Jersey Trash.
This man has no lips, he cant be MP's daddy.
ReplyDeleteThey probably deflated as he aged.
ReplyDeleteThat's true DG. Plus, all he has to do is scam a few people to make $225. That's enough for the $200 whore, a bottle of cheap wine, some hats, and a cab ride back to the corner for the said whore.
ReplyDeleteHe's balling.
Will MP's lips deflate, and how soon? Does he understand how thats going to effect his sex life?
ReplyDelete"Your recent comments about me towards Kelli pretty much sums up your sorry existence and just proves your jealousy towards all I have done."
ReplyDeleteI'm just curious Drew, what have you done? Did I miss it?
I must have missed that part about "all I have done."
ReplyDeleteWhat has the loser done? Now that's a guessing game.
Last comment:
ReplyDeleteYou're a fucking zero! Alexa Ranks? Dude, bottom line, how much have you made from SpursFagSays.com? That's what I thought!
Nik is a 1000 times better at this then we will ever be and he's struggling. The only thing you got out of being a blogger is losing your day time job and cementing your position in your Mom's basement. Tomorrow I will confirm the fact that you were up till 2-3am blogging. Your previous job has already confirmed that you are no longer employed with there company. How's unemployment working for you? I have more but that's all for now.
Fuck with the bull and you get the horns!
Maybe his won't. Maybe formaldehyde has something to do with the effects of deflating lips. Unless MP walks in his dad's footsteps and hooks up with murder victims, too. At least these girls won't insist on moving in with him and it won't bother them that he 'one nighted' them.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about you shitbag? I'll work where I work as long as I want.
ReplyDeleteI like how you act like you know what goes on in my life, you fat fucking loser.
"Fuck with the bull and you get the horns!"
TOUGH GUY.
Drew: We all want to know....how much did you pay for that girl?
ReplyDeleteHey khaki wearing, phone clipped to your belt, Fat Ass:
ReplyDeleteWhy did your whore get her Craigslist ad deleted?
I would be worried spurs. I bet drew's legal team has been working on confirming this for 2 weeks. If I were Drew I would submit all the evidence to TMZ because that is a site that is making money and such an inspiration to look up to.
ReplyDeleteDrew had her flagged for removal so he could go in the denial stage that she didn't come from craigslist.
ReplyDeleteHis "legal team?" That's funny. I think someone notified him asking how the law firm he stole the letter head from would like him using their law firm name in a bullshit letter.
ReplyDeleteFat Ass took the post down so fast, it was funny.
I bet he did do that.
ReplyDeleteDG- Would you think that MP is a good kisser? Or do you think his lips get in the way and are just sloppy???
ReplyDeleteNo, you see the way he drools when he talks? His soaking wet lips would take up half of a girls face. Imagine kissing him and then imagine that gooey, sticky saliva just slowly drying all over your face.
ReplyDeleteYuck
FYI, Kasey called me from his J.O.B. when we were e-friends. (rookie move) The same Aunt Jamima that answered the main switchboard when I first called told me that he is no longer with the company. I sweet talked this fat ass woman and she gave me the full scoop. More info to follow..............
ReplyDeleteReally now. Well, how about I make a video from the same office again?
ReplyDeleteYou really are a dipshit. By the way, who called? Was it your son? Oh, that's right, he just called RR when you were wasted.
I think I have the same fascination for Drew as I do Richard Heene. Now that's who Drew should contact next for his successful website.
ReplyDeleteJust curious Drew, where do you work?
Honestly, Drew does not have the intelligence to scam people. However, I am sure he tries.
ReplyDeleteI wonder when he will respond to my questions. Or does he have to log in under another name to respond to me.
ReplyDeleteHe'll come back as "Drew, Billionaire Businessman."
ReplyDeleteYou want a response Rock Jaw! Will do before I go to bed. I'm half way through posting it on Pucker
ReplyDeleteYou know something Drew? Even though you sicken me, you provide me with entertainment. And you can't put a price on that.
ReplyDeleteWhere's your other cast of characters? Pam Anderson, Amanda Roadmen, Romero, etc. etc.
Bring them out to play too.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, you stole that "Rock Jaw" from me.
ReplyDeleteNot cool.
It takes that long for an answer? You must really have to put your lies together to make them sound somewhat believable.
ReplyDeleteHe's making a post about you DG. He's going to crush you.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you are scared.
I wuv Dirtygirl.
ReplyDeleteThere she is! That's pretty funny man, I can't lie.
ReplyDeleteHe is copying and pasting all your insults from yesterday.
ReplyDeleteWhere is amanda?
ReplyDeleteI am a gay man but for what it's worth, I could never see myself hooking up with that train wreck SpursFan
ReplyDeleteThere he is! Appreciate it anyway.
ReplyDeleteAmanda thinks you are a slut but I disagree. I think you are hawt!
ReplyDeleteWhat about Stacy D? Let's bring her out, too.
ReplyDeleteStacy J is my neighbor when I lived in NJ whore breath
ReplyDeleteI forgot about Stacy D. Where's she been?
ReplyDeleteSo Amanda lived in N.J. as well?
ReplyDeleteStacy is a neighbor of Amanda's?
ReplyDeleteDrew..you forgot to change your name back before you commented!!! And tell me what exactly does whore breath smell like since you know?
No, no, no DG. You need to keep up with the personalities. You see, Drew lives in N.J. Amanda Roadmen used to live in N.J. Stacy was a neighbor of Amanda's.
ReplyDeleteNow realistically, all these characters live in Drew's sick head. So all of them are in that shithole New Jersey.
It's confusing, I know.
No, Stacy said she was a neighbor of Drew's. Maybe Amanda was her other neighbor?
ReplyDeleteDoes Romero live in Jersey, too?
They all live in that sick head of his DG. So they are live in that trashy state. I know, it's hard to grasp that someone would do that.
ReplyDeleteYou mean this has all been a hoax? All these people are not real?
ReplyDeleteOkay, just checking back. I'm still in the middle of the DG post. My prob is that I get sentimental as I look to post something of her and can't seem to do it?
ReplyDeleteYep, it's worse than Balloon Boy DG. Drew will be on the talk shows soon.
ReplyDeleteWhy would you want to post anything about me once again, Drew? What is your point?
ReplyDeleteHe's going to crush you DG.
ReplyDeleteAren't you worried?
Very worried because he knows so much about me. Maybe he will post the guy I bought on craigslist last Friday.
ReplyDeleteDid you know if you went outside right now, you can watch a meteor shower?
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one.
ReplyDelete"bought." Nice.
How much did he cost?
I just heard that. Did you go outside?
ReplyDeleteI read that the best time is 1am at whatever timezone you live in so I still have some time to gather all my wishes to wish on all the falling stars I will see.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. I'm sure I'll be a part of your wishes.
ReplyDelete$49.99 for the night. I had a coupon.
ReplyDeleteThat's a pretty good deal. Were you satisfied?
ReplyDeleteYes, I will wish that on every star.
ReplyDeleteGood thinking. I'll do the same. But it's really cloudy outside.
ReplyDeleteNo. I guess that's what happens when you buy from the erotic clearance section on craigslist.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least you had a coupon.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the stars are falling above the clouds. Just run upstairs and out the door and make all your wishes. Your time is almost up. They say it only last for 30-45 minutes.
ReplyDeleteWould you like me to save some of my stars for you to wish on?
Please do so. That would be nice of you.
ReplyDeleteYou see how nice I am? After everything you said about me yesterday, I am still saving stars for you to wish upon.
ReplyDeleteI hope you feel real bad now.
You are nice. And I'm outside now. Don't see anything.
ReplyDeleteAs far as feeling bad? I caught myself feeling that way somewhat (after I realized you were Miss Sensitive), but then I thought about all the times you bashed me, so then I just patted myself on the back.
Like I was a hero of some sort.
You are your own hero. That's nice.
ReplyDeleteDo you also wear a cape that says 'Keyboard Warrior' in big glittery silver letters and just gaze at yourself in awe in the mirror, too?
I do. I take pictures too (rhymed). I just sent some to my grandma.
ReplyDeleteWill you send me one?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'll do that. It will arrive at your door. I will be the one delivering it too. Look for me. I'll ride up on a unicorn.
ReplyDeleteThat was going to be one of my wishes tonight.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? That sounds appealing, huh?
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should wait in the cereal aisle at the grocery store for the full effect.
ReplyDeleteYou should. I'll be buying some Lucky Charms. I'll buy you a box of your favorite cereal as well. I'm smooth like that.
ReplyDeleteHow about that plan?
That is right. CBT did say the cereal of my choice was supposed to be bought for me.
ReplyDeleteI'm taking my advice from CBT, m'lady (GAY).
ReplyDeleteOf course the grocery will have to play 'I will always love you' at the same time.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing odd about cbt's story is that happened to him in 1984 and that song did not come out until 1990. I'm not so sure cbt is telling the complete truth.
Yes, and someone will be throwing rose petals in the aisle as well. And we can slow dance too.
ReplyDeleteAs far as CBT? What? You think he exaggerates a little?
Yes, not because of the unicorns and rainbows showing up in a grocery store but only because of that song.
ReplyDeleteI just sent you an email, btw.
Cool, I'll go check.
ReplyDeleteThis is totally off subject but the puppy in my avatar became a daddy today.
ReplyDeleteYep, pretty random. How many puppies?
ReplyDeleteShe had 3. One died right after it was born. One is sick but getting better and the other is healthy. My sister in law sent me a pic of one. He only takes up the length of her fingers. He looks so tiny. I'd say the size of a mouse.
ReplyDeleteWow, that's pretty small. Are you going to get one of them? I know you love that dog.
ReplyDeleteNo. They also have a teacup poodle as well and I love her just as much as the other dog. I am waiting until they have puppies together and I am getting that one.
ReplyDeleteCool. Sounds good.
ReplyDelete"DirtyGirl said...
ReplyDeleteOf course the grocery will have to play 'I will always love you' at the same time.
The only thing odd about cbt's story is that happened to him in 1984 and that song did not come out until 1990. I'm not so sure cbt is telling the complete truth."
DG: I met my ex-wife in 1986, not 1984. I couldn't remember the name of the song the unicorn was singing so I pulled "I Will Always Love You" outta my ass, but it was equally sappy.
Y'all get off Drew's ass. He's actually a pretty good dude, he's just a car salesman at heart.
ReplyDeleteDG: I saw what you wrote about "undercover douchebags". Funny.
ReplyDeleteThanks SPURS, but not a sky whore and no I still won't sleep with you.
ReplyDeletePelican:
ReplyDeleteIt's about time you commented. I know you aren't a "sky whore" dude, just giving you a hard time. That last part of your sentence implies that I'm a corpse.
Pretty funny.
Dolly Parton sang 'I will always love you' in 1973. So there is a possibility that CBT could have heard that song.
ReplyDeleteI like them hot! If I wanted somthing cold I'd go to SAT and find you. However if the shoe fits.
ReplyDeleteAnyway SPurs good to see you around still!!! You are my number one intenet beotch! It's a compliment.) Later.
ReplyDeleteThanks for coming around today Pelican. It's always nice to see your comments here man (no sarcasm).
ReplyDeleteAlso, SAT rocks. No need to keep ripping on the city bud.
ReplyDeleteOk, I'll lay off SAT. Actually I have to admit I do like it there. Benn awhile though sad to say. "keep it moist!"
ReplyDeleteBro, you can rip on S.A., it's cool.
ReplyDeleteAlso, "keep it moist!"???
Are you 20K-Millionaire now?