Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Are you gender or racially biased? Take this test



I know what you are thinking. SPURS FAN, are you gender or racially biased? Nope. It's common knowledge that women are basically sub-human and have brains the size of birds, crackers can't dance and are all part of the "man", all black people are great athletes, all asians are smart, all Muslims have the suicide bomb gene, and all hispanics are illegal and mow lawns.

So of course I'm not.

To find out if you are, click here to take the test.

In all seriousness, these tests are pretty cool. I just took the "weapons" test, but there are all sorts of different tests to take. There are 14 different tests, from Presidents to Religion.

Oh, and thanks to the person who sent this.

213 comments:

  1. What I thought was funny about RQ last night was her trying to impress us with "tea from Ost-wherever and Belgian chocolate". I've generally found that "haute quisine" and expensive wine never tastes as good as chicken fried steak, a cold beer and coconut cream pie.

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  2. EV:

    I agree. Everyone is to some degree (rhymed).

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  3. CBT:

    No, you aren't gender or racially biased at all.

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  4. Anonymous: I have no problem with that statement as it indicates you are an incredible idiot.

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  5. I hate white people.

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  6. Me too. I wish Kanye would come out and say, "SPURS FAN hates white people."

    I think it would give me some street cred.

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  7. Spurs: You're so white you glow in the dark. Nothing will ever give you street cred.

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  8. Cbt is text book niggerdom

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  9. Hey CBT, don't you have a Klan rally to attend tonight?

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  10. I hate all white people, cbt. Not just the trashy ones. Actually, I hate everybody.

    Also spurs, I was under the mis-conception that you were male. Sub-human and brain the size of a bird perfectly describes you. I guess you prefer the butch look?

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  11. Go down to Toys R US and talk to your future dates that way.

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  12. You have a picture of cbt dressed in his klan uniform?

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  13. No, I'm referring to his Halloween costume he dressed up in. No, it wasn't a klansmen.

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  14. what do CBT and Clayton Bigsby have in common?


    Everything

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  15. That's funny Anonymous. I haven't seen "Clayton Bigsby" dropped in an insult yet.

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  16. Let it go....

    Your so called insults are starting to remind me of Friday the 13th movies. They should've stopped after the sequel because the rest sucked. Actually part 2 did too but it was still better that the other 50 they made.

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  17. I is a nygger but I does hates me some nyggers

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  18. Well, it's just so pathetic DG it's hard for me to let it go. I mean, you are already a coug. And I think it's pathetic. So I like to remind you how pathetic you are.

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  19. I hate no one based on their race. There are plenty of other reasons to hate human beings without bringing the color of their skin into it. Like Spurs, I prefer black women to white women, but my favorites are Asian women.

    Spurs: DG has at least 2 more years before she hits cougarhood.

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  20. I is a racist like a white trash be, but i also be fuckin anything that will let me, dats my brotha side comin out, but den I hates me some nigger

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  21. I be so confusedid

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  22. I am nowhere near a cougar, spurs. I would have to be much older, dress in spandex, tan too much, and actually try and get guys who were 22 which I do none of the above.

    Besides, who can blame me? Most guys in their 30's are just rejects spit out by some girl who got sick of their bullshit anyway.

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  23. Well, what are women in their 30's?

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  24. 2 years? Bullshit. Cougars are 40 and over. It's a known fact. I know this because I watch Cougartown. Great show, btw.

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  25. DG: Thats why never married 29 year olds are the hottest thing on the market!

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  26. "SPURS FAN said...

    Well, what are women in their 30's?"

    Desperate.

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  27. CBT (The White One)

    You dont even have a chance, so don't even try it

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  28. Wop, comes in with the common sense YET AGAIN.

    Both wop and Francis show the perfect example of the perfect age for men.

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  29. I have no problems with coloreds. Everyone should own one

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  30. It's ok CBT. I understand why women in their late 20's and up aren't for you. They are too smart and do not need to be bought. Most know they are better than that. That's why your options are 22 and all your money or old and wrinkly at your age.

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  31. Where I come from "coloreds" is the polite word.

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  32. DG: They never take all my money. And based on what you've told us about your last boyfriend, women in their late 20's don't seem to be all that bright. I know several women in their late 20's who are hopelessly in love with guys that won't work, live off of them and beat the shit out them.

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  33. And most of my sugar babies have been smart, just not very principled.

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  34. Yawn.....ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz










    ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzz





    :)





    Love u Spurs lol

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  35. CBT: The key word is 'LAST' boyfriend which is past tense. There are women all the way from 16-75 that are in love with guys who don't work, live off them and beat the shit out of them. What's your point?

    I never once said that my ex beats me, didn't work, or lived off of me. My problem with him was his personality and him never wanting to give me space so I ended it. I gave him a chance and it didn't work so I moved on. Nothing wrong with that.

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  36. DG: I didn't mean you. You've repeatedly shown class and intelligence.

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  37. Everybody has racial tendencies.
    It is natural.
    I know racist white dudes that will bang a hot black chick in a minute.
    Hell I know KKK dudes and biker gang dudes that hang out with black and mexican dudes.
    It is more about the ghetto people than the skin color.

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  38. Here's what it's about. Hating someone because of an accident of birth is just fucking stupid.

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  39. Giving a word so much power that it can send someone into uncontollable rage is just fucking stupid.

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  40. Are you backing down CBT?

    And where is spurs? He doesn't want to continue this? Women in their 20's, 30's, 40's and 50's who eliminated their worthless man are SMART. Although the older they get the less smart of a choice it was. Why waste your life with less than you deserve?

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  41. I agree anon. I don't have a problem with any race but I do have a problem with ignorance and especially when you are being ignorant on purpose because you think it sounds/looks cool.

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  42. DG: Yeah, I'm backing down from you out of respect.

    This is the last time I'm gonna justify the sugar baby thing. I have no intention of marrying again, or of having a "normal" relationship. I like sex and need to get laid regularly, but I have a distatste for common prostitutes, so I enter into mutually beneficial relationships with younger women because that's what I like. I'm not going to lead some woman into thinking I'm husband material just to get laid. That's unfair to her. Spending time hunting bar sluts is a waste of time that could be spent productively, and they're generally not attractive to me, ie they're nothing I want to stick my dick in. So, sugar babies.

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  43. Dirtygirl loves the Greg Blast cause she gets none!

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  44. One might argue that it takes a couple synapses firing upstairs to not get into a doomed relationship to begin with.

    As far as Cougars, I'd say the age range begins before 40. I don't need a reality show to cite for that.

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  45. EV.....sarcasm. Look it up. Also, it is not a reality show. It is a sitcom. It is comedy which is probably why you don't understand the sarcasm.

    Drew, you gregblasting girls turns them into lesbians.

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  46. EV: No need, I am a genius.

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  47. Wow DG! A genius, ME TOO?! Let's go join Mensa so we can have the plesure of MP's company during the quartly meetings.

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  48. Definitely Elfie. I'm sure MENSA meetings would be fun. But I think we are too fun for MENSA.

    I would much prefer to meet low life men that beat me and live off of me too. It gives me character. I suggest you do the same.

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  49. Oh I'm currently seeking one out DG, but they are so hard to come by and well, honestly, no one wants me, what with my 2 suckling pigs and my oversized udders in everyone's face.
    However, I am confident someday I will find someone to use and abuse me... oh what a glorious day THAT will be.
    I'm glad we are finally on our way to reaching our full potential in life.

    We are far too fun for Mensa, can you imagine the sheer ruckus our mere presense would cause in that room?

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  50. Sadly my IQ is only a 141, maybe if I shove my tits in the MENSA admission manager's face they will let me in?

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  51. Elfie, we are sub human so that is definitely the way to go.

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  52. http://www.mensa.org/workout2.php

    see if you can be a MENSA member!

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  53. Mensa means nothing.

    My neighbor is a member of Mensa and I have more degrees than he does and I have a bigger house and better cars than he does.

    Our neighbor left high school at 16, owns an asphalt company and has a house over 2 times the size of ours with an indoor pool and indoor basketball court and a bunch of nice cars. Somehow I don't think he could give 2 craps about Mensa. lol

    Just a nice stupid title to throw around to make yourself feel superior to other people..I guess.

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  54. Yankees Win!
    All over Frillies.
    Goodbye.

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  55. Anonymous:

    Yeah, congrats to your Yankees. They bought themselves a nice team.

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  56. That they did Spurs...That they did.:)

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  57. Let's be honest, when you blow over a billion on a stadium and god knows how much on payroll, you better damn well win a championship. lol

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  58. I used to be friends with a guy that was MENSA. He was actually normal. But he did say the conventions or whatever it was he went to were always awkward. He said most didn't really know how to interact with people.

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  59. DG,

    My neighbor is the poster boy for Mensa.
    Super geek.
    Tall, skinny, glasses, dorky.
    No athletic ability but desperately wishes he was so he coaches soccer.
    He is always walking around in full soccer gear, especially those uncomfortably super short soccer shorts.
    I wish he would stop...

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  60. He sounds gorgeous. I hope he wears the shorts extra tight for enhanced bulge.

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  61. Haha oh that is horrible Anon, I saw a guy like that a my daughter's school today and WOW I was embarassed for him.

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  62. DG, that gave me really nasty mental picture... thanks.

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  63. Mayonnaise Face after Nik blasted you.

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  64. No problem. I like to share my visions with others. It's only fair. Your lucky I left out the part of all the extra hair sticking out underneath his shorts.....oops did I add that image accidentally too?

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  65. Rerun, has the pollution in that shithole Jersey fianlly gotten to you?

    I think you are like one of those Chernobyl victims. Maybe you should sue and get some compensation. You can quit hawking phones.

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  66. He has no sons and 2 daughters so he coaches them and their friends.

    That has got to be uncomfortable for his kids, their friends and their parents...

    Oh yeah, and he wears the headband too, for full effect.

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  67. I hear Nik is going to Jersey this month. Are you going Drew? You should definitely wear your 'i know nik richie' shirt with your ever so famous khakis.

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  68. Rerun, while you are there, you can go up to Hollywood like you did those clowns and ask him if he knows Nik Richie.

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  69. Surprise Gravy Face, just got Paypaled from one of my affiliate banners for $128????? How's the $16 working for you from addsence?

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  70. This MENSA guy does sound like MP's future reality. That is if he can talk some poor soul into actually carrying his child.

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  71. <----- my new puppy Simon, pronounced See-moan like the vatos say (cause he's white on the outside but brown on the inside) Simi (See-me) for short. Cute no?

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  72. It's spelled adsense dummy. And you are full of shit Rerun. You also wrote you received a check from adsense. You don't get one until you reach $100.

    So I don't believe you.

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  73. $128???? You are big time Drew. Where will you spend your millions? Your are almost half way to another hooker this Friday!!!

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  74. Ta-ta-ta-today junior! Why are comment stuttering Spurs?

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  75. I knew you would say that so I will copy and past proof whitey

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  76. Hey Rerun, I take that back. Between Amanda Roadmen, Santiago or whatever that fucks name is, Pamela Anderson, and whoever else, you are probably getting a ton of clicks.

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  77. My root canal was a success! My fallen comrade has been saved and will live to bite another day, and many days after that.

    fucking cheap ass american chocolate. I've dined on that for that last time. It almost cost me my molar.

    la la la my perfect pearly whites are so pretty again. la la la la la

    I'm dizzy night

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  78. You do that Rerun. You show me. Then factor out all the domain names you have bought (you know, each time you found a new "star"), and take that off your profit.

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  79. Spurs~ your comments were showing up twice?

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  81. What's up Giraffe?

    Now you can make a video.

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  82. Stuff that in your corn pipe scarecrow

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  84. ok i'll make one before bedtime maybe. i'm dressed funny tho

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  85. Spurs, you owe me some money.

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  86. Rerun,

    Are you telling me that I should be mesmerized by you telling yourself you have made $128?

    BALLER, SHOT CALLER.

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  87. Awesome, the Crankees won a World Series. Only took another 80 mil on an already ridiculous pay roster.

    Baseball is the lamest sport to watch.

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  88. I was thinking of blowing it all on Elfie by coping a 100 piece of crack

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  89. Giraffe:

    It's been awhile. I can't wait to see what you've got.

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  90. DG:

    I'll show you what "we've" made. I could buy you a gift certificate. And you could buy me something. From the Dollar Store.

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  91. RQ~ You are dressed funny? How is that different from every other time you've made a video?

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  92. Is this going to be posted tonight?

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  93. EV:

    Yeah, it's just such an unfair advantage.

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  94. Rerun, go take some more pics of some skank in that twin bed of yours.

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  95. Now go click on some ads while you are here Rerun.

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  96. Drew is drunk and has forgotten his schizo meds

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  97. While we're on the subject, why is it called the World Series? Doesn't America always win?

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  98. Well, there is a Canadian team. But yes Streets, you make a good point.

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  99. haha...that is a good point.

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  100. Give it a name sunshine. Bottom line, I'll continue to post my conquests while you Kasey, sit home jacking off to MTQ's video's.

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  101. Someone please contact his sponsor... and his mental health counselor.

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  102. That's just like the NBA champ calling themselves the world champs.

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  103. Elfie still pleasures herself to my pics

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  104. it has a name Drew... I mean Alec... I mean "John".

    It's called prostitution.

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  105. wishful thinking drew.

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  106. Just don't call me late for dinner Elfie

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  107. I meant EV you make a good point. Damn, I thought Streets wrote that.

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  108. What the hell does that mean? Late for dinner, you are not fucking invited!

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  109. True, but those are just terms thrown around by people who don't think into what they are saying. It's still the NBA finals, the Superbowl, etc. They don't actually advertise as if it is a global sporting event.

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  110. I did not expect you to get that road whore. Get an education.

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  111. Rerun speaks his own language Streets. No need to try to understand it.

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  112. Thanks Gravy. Elfie, Dirtygirl, you sure you want more of this?

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  113. More of what? Your words have less meaning than a homeless crackhead.

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  114. Thanks, I'm just throwing in more reasons why I hate the sport of baseball.

    Another thing that had me annoyed - this HBO special I was watching on the 2001 World Series. For those that remember, that is the time that an Arizona team won something. I can't say enough how great it was to see the Yankees get denied (again) but for it to be a home team? That was the icing on the cake.

    Back to this HBO special, they completely demonized the Diamondbacks like they were a foreign team coming in to steal America's team's Championship. Afterall, America needed the Yankees to win so that America's city could have something to smile about. Seriously? The Arizona Diamondbacks are those big bad meanies that robbed a grieving city their Championship they do desperately needed.

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  115. "3 classes away from a post secondary degree you fucktard."

    Those last few credits can be tough when you're 30 with 3.4 kids and your'e husband is a meth addict, just sayin.......

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  116. Were they supposed to LET them win?1 WTF?

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  117. I never saw that EV. When was that aired?

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  118. I'm not a fan of the dbacks but I think it's cool they won for being such a new team.

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  119. On a serious not, I have a gr8 opportunity for all you stay at home moms.

    http://www.dailycashhelp.com

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  120. Wow Rerun, that was generous of you to post that link.

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  121. 28, 2 kids, I have never been married.

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  122. I bet the dbacks were in on the 9/11 thing just to win.


    That actually sounds like a great conspiracy to start. I'm going to call Michael Moore about this.

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  123. FUCK! You ARE a genius DG! I bet he makes a movie about it and gives you no credit cause that's what stingy, greedy, disgustingly fat guys like Michael Moore and Drew do...

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  124. Elfie - My thoughts exactly. At no fault of our own, your city fell victim to a terrorist attack? Well here, take this series we've poured immense amount of heart into getting to, and probably will never see again in our careers.

    Spurs - I've seen it aired a couple times here and there. Can't remember the named, was too annoyed with the whole deal to really care. I mean, it annoyed about as much as anything that happens around baseball can. But the fact that some jackoff slack-jawed Yankee fan film-makers conveyed the Yankees as America's team and literally made the Diamondbacks out like they weren't even part of a nation that was attacked just annoyed the shit out of me.

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  125. Yeah EV, I'd really like to check that out. That is pretty pathetic.

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  126. Spurs, review the site, If you like I will put you at top level for lowest entry fee

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  127. Drew~ What happened to Kelly your star blogger?
    She abandoned you out of the blue? Just like every other woman in your life starting with your mom... you should probably be used to it by now.

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  128. "Top level?"

    What does that mean? I'd get the longest prison sentence when the pyramid scheme is discovered?

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  129. I bet somewhere far far away, Osama is wearing a Dbacks hat in his cave.

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  130. It means Drew wants you to be his "top" Spurs. Please let him know you do not go that way...

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  131. Did you see Kelli on Tyra? I guess her teeth really were knocked out.

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  132. There you go decoding Drew again Streets.

    Ok. Rerun, I don't go that way.

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  133. Elfie, let me know when you are done living that "section 8" life, covering all the stains on your Goodwill furniture. RQ had you pegged months ago.

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  134. "I bet somewhere far far away, Osama is wearing a Dbacks hat in his cave."

    that just made me laugh so hard while I had a mouth ful of sparkling lemonade. I blame you for this burning sensation in my eyes and nose.

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  135. She was on Nov. 2 I think. There is a screen shot of her on the show on the dirty. I can't find the actual part of the show on youtube she was on.

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  136. Wow, on the show again. That's amazing.

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  137. I OWN my house... you live in a fucking apartment! and I paid cash for my car, yet I live a section 8 lifestyle? Please... Let me know when you get your credit reconciled. You probably drive a fucking Ford Focus or a busted Hyundai.

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  138. "burning sensation in my eyes and nose."

    That's the shine that just blasted you in the face after he sold you your babies father crack.

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  139. I am sure Osama is smiling because your comment Elfie. You are suffering now at his expense. But basically anyone who is a dbacks fan is supporting terrorism. All these conspiracy's where pointing at the government when all along it was the MLB.

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  140. Elfie:

    "You probably drive a fucking Ford Focus or a busted Hyundai."

    Have you so easily forgotten? I'm a fucking drunk and employ a driver!

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  141. That would be fun Elfie. We would get a free trip to New York! I will check what shows they are casting for...

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  142. What's short and stout and has no clout?

    for the answer unscramble these letters:

    LEIEF

    bitch, you do not own your house, the bank owns your house and will repo it soon enough. Of course you paid cash for your car, it was probably under $1000. Lucky for you, there are car title loans now.

    Well, C-ya...

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  143. I am Herbert, who are you?

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  144. Streets got you on that one Rerun.

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  145. no i am not feeling well.

    i must sleep now because i am on medication

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  146. but thank you for calling me giraffe. that was the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day.

    well, all week, for that matter.

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  147. I'd say Yellow Cab is too expensive. His driver works for the city and drives a big bus.

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  148. That's cool Giraffe. I hope you can get around to making one soon. It's been too long.

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  149. the doc told me no stress, and this is such a high stress environment here on Spurs' site...I might have to sue you if my tooth starts hurting.

    I better go.

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  150. my tooth hurts.

    my attorney will be in touch.

    his name is Herbert.

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  151. Elfie:

    I do not deny that I drink. Tonight is not one of those nights. Question? Why do you keep referring back to my Greg pic?

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  152. Why and how am I still awake right now?

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  153. Giraffe:

    Tell Herbert to take it easy on me.

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  154. DG:

    That's EXACTLY what I was wondering.

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  155. ok. I'm sorry that I lied. Herbert is really my frog, not my attorney. I get them confused all the time.

    One time I brought my attorney flies and wrote Herbert a check.

    Well, goodnight.

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  156. Dirtyjaw:

    Cause you can't take your eyes off my greg pic

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  157. i have triazolam. anybody want one?

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  158. YOu are right... I drive a 87' ford celebrity. OH.... MY... GOD! the shame! THE SHAME!

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  159. don't worry about it, Elfie, the decor at your house is still way more shameful. actually your whole house is pretty low class. i would never live there, tell ya that much.

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  160. i mean, when i see that house of yours, a ford celebrity is exactly what I'd expect to see in the driveway, so at least you are a predictable broke dumb ass white trash window order taker.

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  161. yes, it does spurs. it makes you forget your name and what you ate for lunch, too.

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  162. Elfie:

    You don't drive, you get driven by Tyrone after he rocks you up and then puts his eggplant in your @ss!

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  163. for instance, for lunch I hate an acapulco chicken wrap. I also had it for dinner. But i didn't even realize i had it for lunch until I found the wrapper in the trash.
    hahahahahaha oh how funny. i had the same thing for lunch and dinner because i don't remember having it for lunch.
    you can watch the same movie over and over and over...it's like new every single time.

    saves a lot of money.

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  164. I bet I'm going to dream about this damn site and pass out on my keyboard at any moment.

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  165. Good for you... RQ.
    If I were you, I don't know what I'd do.
    Put myself out of my misery, with some pills and some whiskey. (not a real rhyme)
    Course you do that every night but never quite get it right.

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  166. oh, I thought you were already on it, Elfie...I thought perhaps that is why you tell the same fucking jokes again and again.

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  167. Did you have some interesting dreams last night DG?

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  168. On what? I am not a prescription drug head like yourself... no thanks.

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  169. Seems like a pretty fun pill Giraffe.

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  170. Rerun out. Good to hear from RQ. Hope all is well.

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  171. I had a dream about brushing my teeth last night. And I remember the toothpaste tasted real good.

    I also remember being annoyed by music and wished somebody would turn it off. Finally, I realized the music was coming from my ipod.

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  172. Later Rerun. It was nice having you around.

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