Sunday, November 15, 2009
Octomom teaches former Miss South Carolina Teen USA where babies come from
No need to watch all of this, just fast forward to the :50 second mark when that nutjob Octomom makes an appearance. Her laugh is just awful. I mean, more awful than having 14 kids.
For those of you who forgot who Miss South Carolina Teen USA is, it's this genius here:
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I'm confused. Miss Texas is Octomom?
ReplyDeleteThat's messed up CBT.
ReplyDeleteSorry, it was just too good to pass up.
ReplyDeleteMiss South Carolina is fucking stupid.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it was pretty good. I completely forgot about that Miss South Carolina chick.
ReplyDeleteHow dumb was she?
Exactly.
ReplyDeleteCute, though.
ReplyDeleteWhat I really want to know is:
ReplyDelete1. Who's triggering the "Hairy Older Women Pictures" Google ad? And...
2. Why does Octomom make me think of Miss Texas with RQ's voice?
I don't know what the deal is with the stupid Hairy Women Pictures. Weird.
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas causes the "Meet Latino Women" Goolge ad and I'm sure MP triggers the "Meet Gay African Men" one.
ReplyDeleteNever have noticed the Meet Gay African Men ad.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
ReplyDeleteanon, the same person triggering the addiction specialist ads.
ReplyDeleteThat was great.
ReplyDeleteWhy heck, I even own 1/250th of a radio knob.
ReplyDeleteOne time I washed up on shore in San Diego during a covert mission and accidentally farted too loud. Before I knew it I was engaged in an orgy. I snorted 13 of the best Mexican cocaine the world had to offer and I ended up killing Pablo Escobar with nothing more that the keys to my Sugar Babies Cadillac.
ReplyDelete'I snorted 13 of the best Mexican cocaine *kilos* the world had to offer'
ReplyDeleteoops
13 kilos? And you didn't die?
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome.
Spurs, 13 kilos is breakfast for me.
ReplyDeleteWell, I thought I had to make myself blend into the crowd so I was fucking plenty of goats and drinking moonshine while doing lines off the hood of a Cadillac, but I guess I got a little carried away and kinda lost track of my mission. Thats ok though because I told the head of the C.I.A. to go fuck himself, that I was going back to selling Yugos anyway.
ReplyDeleteMan, that's ballsy. Sounds like you did get carried away. I bet the head of the C.I.A. was pissed.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you know that movie with Clint Eastwood called Cadillac Man? Well, one time I even convinced myself that they almost asked me to be in that movie as Clint's toilet seat.
ReplyDeleteThat would have been a hell of a role. Just think of all the puss that Clint got. You would have gotten some great views.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I ain't afraid of the C.I.A. They are nothing more than Cub Scouts in suits. One time they came over looking for commies I had tied up in my bedroom, but I knew they were coming so i put on my Ghillie suit I made out of astroturf and burlap sacks. I shot out their bullet resistant tires with my frozen peas and blowgun. Then I called my best friend John Rambo to come over and help me lick their nuts until they promised to never come back to Baxter county, home of the worlds smartest people.
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny.
ReplyDeleteWhy did you have commies tied up in your bedroom? And John Rambo was real? So Rambo was based on a true story? Incredible.
I also find it great that you were able to shoot out bullet resistant tires with frozen peas and a blowgun. You are amazing.
Spurs, when you are on cocaine you get really strong and super horny. Well, turns out they ended up not being commies after all. They were deer hunters but I thought that since they were wearing red they supported Stalin, so I had to fuck them. As far as Rambo, I am not at liberty to say if he was real or not but i can say this, he has a great tasting pecker. And when you have spent 85 years in the Armed Forces you learn a trick or 3 about how to use frozen peas. They ain't just for tickling your prostate.
ReplyDeleteSo what happened to the deer hunters? Did they press charges against you for holding them hostage and banging them?
ReplyDeleteI guess they will never wear red again.
And thanks for letting everyone know Rambo has a great tasting pecker.
Well what I did was steal their state issued identification cards and tell them, 'If you had a good time like I did, come by soon. or I can go to you since I now know where you live.'
ReplyDeleteThey ain't been back. John's pecker taste good when it's covered with honey and termites. I don't know what it is about those 2 ingredients but they sure do taste good together, kinda like bologna and green kool-aid.
That's surprising they haven't been back. Sorry about that Cadillac. I'm sure you're upset.
ReplyDeleteAnd that is a strange combo indeed. Termites and honey?
I've never tried bologna and green kool-aid. Doesn't sound very good though.
Spurs, did I ever tell you that a rap group was inspired to make a video about me? Here is that video:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk
"I Kill People?"
ReplyDeleteThat was great. I think Jon Lajoie is hilarious. I posted a video of his ahwile ago.
I didn't know you know "ninja stuff" Cadillac. Sweet.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, it ain't as easy as people think it is being me. Do you know how hard it is for me to go to the grocery store and not kill somebody while trying to fuck somebody else while trying not to do coke off the floors? life ain't easy for a cocaine commando. The Army teaches you how to kill but they don't teach you how to stop.
ReplyDeleteDo you remember that movie with Tom Cruise called the Last Samurai?
ReplyDeleteSounds like a rough life Cadillac. Coke off the floors? Sounds like you have a problem.
ReplyDeleteYes, I've seen the movie The Last Samurai. What about it?
ReplyDeleteWell, I saw the last 20 minutes of that movie and thought, 'Where were the ninjas? Why ain't they trying to sell the samurai a Cadillac?' You see, if they were real ninjas the Samurai would never suspect them to do something like that so they would have their guard down and they could attack. Or they could try to fuck their underage daughters...which is what I would have done.
ReplyDeleteWhy heck, they would have been so busy checking out all the bells and whistles a Cadillac has to offer and I would have been so coked up that nobody would have known the difference. But back to John Rambo's meatbone, ok? The viens on that piece of meat were like garden hoses of love.
ReplyDeleteI don't know Cadillac, that's seems pretty far fetched. I think the only one who wouldn't have "known the difference" would have been you, being you were so coked up.
ReplyDelete"Garden hoses of love?" Sounds like you really have a crush on Rambo bud.
Did I ever tell you that I am the one that knocked up Octomom? Her and I were in the same cereal isle at the same time, I bent over to get a bag of coke I dropped and she bent over to get the cheap bag cereal on the bottom shelf. Well, when I bent over my gut got crushed and I let out a fart and it ended up hitting her in the ass, which in turn got her pregnant. You see, I had so much old sperm built up from 35 years of homosexual experimenting that I ended up getting a girl pregnant just by farting.
ReplyDeleteWhy heck Spurs, I have been doing cocaine since I was a fetus. I don't even get high anymore, it is such a part of my system that if i don't do it I could die. My blood is about 99.9% caine based. When I was in college studying war and politics and science and basketweaving a good friend of mine at the time by the name of Robert Lee told me, 'If you really want to live the life of a solider you have to get used to being around men, if you know what I mean.' I didn't know what he meant then....'butt' I found out.
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious. So you studied basket weaving too? I figured politics was a given, being how liberal you are, and how universities are full of liberal professors. But I didn't know "war" was a major.
ReplyDeleteSo Robert Lee? You mean General Lee of the Confederacy? Wow, I didn't know he went to the University of Arkansas. So what was he like?
Well I try to keep myself well rounded so I thought that if I knew basketweaving that I could keep in touch with my Jeep Cherokee and CJ-7 blood. Back then war was a major degree to get but I didn't want to rely on just war to get me by so I got a quadruple major. Turns out war was all I really needed. Ol' Robbie was a mean fella. Kinda reminds me of that orange car from the Dukes of Hazzard.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Jeep Cherokee and CJ-7 blood is real Indian blood man.
ReplyDeleteA quadruple major? You are smarter than I thought. And "Robbie" does sound pretty mean if you compare him to the Dukes of Hazard car. Which is fitting, being it was known as General Lee.
MY SPIDER SENSES ARE TINGLING! I THINK THE HELLS ANGELS, THE AK81, THE ARYAN BROTHERHOOD AND SISTERHOOD AND CHILDHOOD ARE COMING TO GET ME!
ReplyDeleteSpider senses? That's funny.
ReplyDeleteWell, I am going to post your tattoos sometime in the next couple of days, so that might scare them away.
When you do post them, be sure to re-post my 3 wolf shirt. That might help my street cred. If you don't hear from me in 480 hours, you know where I am. The cocaine crack house in the sky.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of posting you in your wolf shirt, good thinking. 480 hours? That's a hell of a coke binge.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh this is my favorite post ever this video is so amazing I love girls who make me look 100 times smarter
ReplyDeleteFunny shit. Maybe Anonymous does have a brain.
ReplyDeleteThe Eastwood movie was "Pink Cadillac" and it sucked worse than "Bronco Billy".
People from S. Carolina are retards
ReplyDeleteYou have to admit, Octomom looks kinda hot in this video. lol
Fuck u No Hat CBT for saying I look like Octomom.
I have to apologize to CBT. You see, I have no real life and I'm jealous of people who do. I can't understand why an ugly old man like that gets pussy and I have to spend my time masturbating to Lara Croft on my Tomb Raider game. Maybe it's because I never can seem to wash the scent of the french fries I serve to people all day at my dead end job at Burger King. Or it might because, as you can tell from what I write, I have unresolved homosexual urges and women can apparently sense that. Anyway commenting as 81 Club, Cadamino Man and other personalities on this site makes me feel better about myself for a few hours. I wish I was brave enough to talk about my real life on here, like Pam, Miss Texas and CBT do, but I'm a scared, weak person and any ridicule that might be dished out to me would probably make me stick my head in the oven if the gas company hadn't turned off the gas because I couldn't pay my bill last month.
ReplyDeleteThe real "Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy Commando" is the funniest mother fucker alive.
ReplyDeleteThe fake "Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy Commando" is lame and boring.
I agree. I was going to erase that fake "Cadillac Cocaine Cowboy Commando's" comment, because I laughed so hard at what the real one wrote.
ReplyDeleteClassic shit.
Oh, and 81 Club and Cadillac aren't the same person, so you got that wrong fake Cadillac.
ReplyDeleteCCCC is funny as hell. I got no problem with him.
ReplyDelete“She (Sarah Palin) is polarizing within the GOP and totally unpopular outside the party. And that is not a recipe to get into the White House.”-Republican political consultant Mike Murphy
ReplyDeleteMan, every time you get a chance, you take a shot at a Republican. I don't think Palin is a viable presidential candidate, but you know what I find so humorous? The blatant sexism that was involved with her running. But you can sit in a radical racist church for 20 years, and people don't find the hypocrisy in that.
ReplyDeleteDude Spurs why have you been keeping all the "good stuff" hidden. I've recently been introduced to Miss Kylee Karr and Cam 4. lol
ReplyDeleteWTF I didnt know we had so many porn stars
The McCain people trotted Palin out like "Hey look, we got a woman running". I was wondering when the were gonna drag out Colin Powell and say, "Here's our Negro, too".
ReplyDelete"*Miss Texas* said...
ReplyDeleteDude Spurs why have you been keeping all the "good stuff" hidden. I've recently been introduced to Miss Kylee Karr and Cam 4. lol
WTF I didnt know we had so many porn stars"
MT,I always expect to hear that you're our next one.
*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean? I thought everyone knew at this point that Kylee Karr was Leper's porn name.
And Cam 4? Why are you trolling around that joint?
Hey CBT:
ReplyDeleteI have a surprise for you at high noon Cowboy.
I have an "outside source" who gave me this information.
ReplyDeleteWhat info? About Kylee Karr? Or cam 4? Is she on cam 4 now?
ReplyDeleteHi all, I cannot wait to see the surprise.
ReplyDeleteSpurs~ I still have black hair. The saying "Once you go black you never go back" never had much meaning to me until recently.
What happened? I thought you were taking the black out. And did the cops ever show up?
ReplyDeleteOk, 5 minutes to my surprise.
ReplyDeleteMiss Texas seems to have better porn familiarity than a dude.
ReplyDeleteElfie would be hot even with green hair. That'd be pretty odd, but still hot.
ReplyDeleteNow it's only two minutes CBT.
ReplyDeleteOops, 1 minute.
ReplyDeleteI hope this has nothing to do with RQ naked.
ReplyDeleteThank God. My eyesight is already fucked up.
ReplyDeleteI did take the black out and ended up with a dark blonde color that I actually really liked just wanted it to be a little bit red. So I used a color that was the same level but with a red tone and my hair turned black?! It looks exactly the same as before. I had to triple check the tube to make sure someone hadn't switched them. Sometimes I swear that someone is playing a lifelong practical joke on me...
ReplyDeleteThe cops NEVER showed up... useless bastards.
That sucks. Red would have been nice. So what are you going to do now?
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't believe the cops never showed up. Well, actually, I can believe it.
I don't know, I'm just sick of the black. Maybe I'll just shave my head and start over like Britney?
ReplyDeleteThat would be a great look. It would say, "I don't give a shit."
ReplyDeleteWell I don't really give a shit... with a shaved head I would look like a cancer patient. When I wake up in the morning I already look like a cancer patient with my transparent blonde eyelashes and eyebrows, might as well go all the way.
ReplyDeleteMay as well. Just think of all the sympathy you would get. Maybe it would keep the crackheads away.
ReplyDeleteyou know how chicks dye their hair platinum blond, then add black extensions to the bottom of their hair, so it is like highlights, but not on the top..on the bottom..am I making sense?
ReplyDeleteanyway-elfie, leave it black then add hot pink on the bottoms! It would look amazing!
kinyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteThat would look pretty cool actually.
I have actually had blonde hair with pink tips before but never thought about doing it with black. It would look really cool. I don't know that my bosses would appreciate me having pink hair, they flipped out when I pierced my cheek 4 years ago who knows how they will react.
ReplyDeleteWhat color is your hair KB?
Elfie- Dont do the pink, your not in high school or stripping, so it would just look trashy unless it was still Halloween. Believe me.
ReplyDeleteIm getting my hair done again today to, Midnight Black Ruby :)
CBT so what I like porn....
ReplyDelete*Miss Texas*:
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with the Cam4 biz? Why were you checking that out? Or who were you checking out?
it would not,mt! biznatch.
ReplyDeleteif you only do a few strands, you could pin it up if your bosses didnt like it, elfie
i think it is mt who likes muff, not me, like cbt and rq think.
ReplyDeleteso how was leper, mt?
Sum1 gave me the link to the website and asked me if I had seen Pam's video, and so he gave me the link and I watched about 3 minutes of it. She gets pretty graphic, def. not pg-13
ReplyDeleteYeah, I heard it's pretty graphic.
ReplyDeletepam or leper?
ReplyDeleteleper has been in that biz for years. i am sure she could make me blush
KG just google Kylee Karr and KelliD pops right up. She even gives an Arby's Roast beef shot.
ReplyDeleteYep, it's the first result that comes up.
ReplyDeletegross, no.
ReplyDeleteI already fell for the google trap and looked up the lady who got beat by a monkey. Sad. And a nightmarish quality as well
No kb, you should check the pics out. There are plenty of them.
ReplyDeleteYou are right about the lady who got thrashed by Travis the chimp.
Sad.
I forgot to say that Octomom is pretty hot until she laughs. It's really no wonder she couldn't get pregnant the typical way... that laugh is an erection shrinker.
ReplyDeleteThat's a great point. That laugh is just horrendous. Then you throw in her obvious issues, and it's a no go.
ReplyDeleteYou would think though that there would be some man dumb enough to want to get her preggers.
ReplyDeleteA year ago I was recruited to donate eggs... yeah weird but anyhow it was exactly people like her who made me decide not to. I have a moral responsibility to my eggs to make sure they are never in the hands of someone like Nadya Suleman.
Good thinking. Can't you get paid a lot of money for donating eggs?
ReplyDeleteI was offered 8k and a 2 week trip to NYC. 8K is a decent amount of money but nowhere near a lot... regardless I couldn't do it. I had the romanticized idea that I could help someone have a much wanted child when they were otherwise unable to but I declined when I found out I would never meet the people or know anything about them other than that they live in Schnectady New York. I also did not like the idea that someday the child may want to know where they came from and they would not be allowed to.
ReplyDeleteWow. That's interesting Streets.
ReplyDeletesuch as the iraq
ReplyDeleteYeah, she's pretty stupid. I can't imagine having a conversation with her for more than one minute.
ReplyDelete