Monday, November 30, 2009
Parents Pull Daughter's Tooth with RC Car
I know "Craigslist Whore" wants to be a dental hygienist when she gets completely chewed up, maybe she can watch this video a few times and get some pointers.
I remember when I was a little kid I left a note for the tooth fairy, asking if she would prove she was real (I was a bit skeptical). So my mom mixed together some glitter and makeup on some paper, and wrote, "Fairy Dust" on it.
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"I remember when I was a little kid I left a note for the tooth fairy, asking if she would prove she was real (I was a bit skeptical). So my mom mixed together some glitter and makeup on some paper, and wrote, "Fairy Dust" on it."
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Never tell that story again.
Dude, I was like 5.
ReplyDeleteHere's another one CBT:
ReplyDeleteWhen I was about 7, I figured out a way to score some real loot. We used to go hunting (I quit a long time ago), and my dad had killed a buck. Well, I went and pulled a couple of the teeth out of it. So I told my parents that I figured out a way to get the tooth fairy to leave me some cash. Well, the next morning there was a log by my bed. I remember being so pissed.
spurs:
ReplyDeleteAll I have to say about that story of yours is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38_MwcGDNhQ
That's not very nice dude. I think I'm going to tell my mom. And then I'm going to show her a picture of yours. When she says, "Does that goofball live under a bridge? He looks awful sloppy."
ReplyDeleteThen I'll say, "No, he's a lawyer in AZ."
Then we'll have a great laugh.
The log story was funny, the other one was sorta gay, even for a 5 year old.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think I did? Tell my mom what to do?
ReplyDeleteActually there's nothing wrong with that story, I just felt like fucking with you. Mom's are supposed to perpetuate that tooth fairy stuff.
ReplyDeleteDid DG give you your dick back?
Aw your mom really loved you Spursy, you were a cute kid :)
ReplyDeleteWhen I was little I was a complete pain in the ass, I have no fuzzy stories of trying to trick the tooth fairy... most of my stories consist of me figuring out ways to get out of school (like mixing bread, salsa and sour cream in my mouth while my mom was in the shower, then running into the bathroom and pretend puking) ahhhh memories.
Haha @ that song Wop...
ReplyDeleteEvertime I hear that DG has Spurs' dick in her purse I think of that SNL skit "Dick in a box" LMFAO.
My first day of first grade, my mom took me to the classroom and while she was talking to the teacher, I crawled out the window and was sitting in the car waiting for my mom when she came out. She was sorta pissed.
ReplyDeleteThanks Streets.
ReplyDeleteYeah I ran home school in 2nd grade because my mom made me wear my Keds w/o socks...
ReplyDeleteKeds w/o socks? Why did she make you do that?
ReplyDelete*from
ReplyDeleteSpurs:
ReplyDeleteYeah, a good laugh then she'll ask you for $20
Cause I took too long to get ready and didn't have my socks on so she made me slide on my shoes and go. I was always took forever even to do something as simple as eat a meal because I was so distractable and I was very impulsive as well. Come to find out I have severe ADD, that explained a lot of my childhood.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: At least DG having your dick in her purse is only figurative. If it was RQ, at least according to Avery, it would be literal.
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteSo I could hire you for a couple of hours? I'd want to sue you.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteSo what happened when you got home?
Wop~ That song reminded me of something, so now I am listening to this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCfMNotEprw&feature=related
and this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR7mRC85C3c&feature=fvw
and thinking about rhythum skating at skate country, thanks.
I'm very tempted to blow the rest of today off, go to the Back Forty, have a Barn Buster (big ass hamburger) and drink beer the rest of today with Bobbi Jo Falzoni (who, oddly enough, reminds me of Kelly Jo, without the issues) a big titted blond who sells advertising for the local Christian TV station.
ReplyDeleteAre you going to bang Bobbi Jo?
ReplyDeleteWell Spurs I never made it home (running at least), the school called my mom and she freaked out and called the police who found me running down the street on the way to my house HA! My mom took me home and I got to watch tv... I wore my mom out most of the time.
ReplyDeleteSo it worked out well for you then. Nice.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteAre you going to bang Bobbi Jo?"
Naw, she's married and her husband is in the Army and in Afghanistan. I don't do soldiers' wives, at least not when the soldier is a combat zone.
Nice guidelines you set for yourself CBT.
ReplyDeleteLike the Cowboy Commandments.
ReplyDeleteI have a set of rules I live by, Spurs. They're probably not what anyone else would consider normal, but they're my own and I adhere to them.
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was selling cars and a widow woman would say something like, "You remind me of my grandson, I trust you to take care of me" (and I got that a lot), she got the car for $400 over.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty cool man.
ReplyDelete"I live by one rule: Simply I will not lose"
ReplyDeletewho knows who I just quoted above?
Sounds familiar. Not sure though.
ReplyDeleteDid you quote yourself?
ReplyDeleteabide by the block rules/I buy my glocks used/with bodies on it/let me know anybody want it
ReplyDeleteNo soldiers' wives unless the soldier is a Major or above and not in a combat zone (Bobbi Jo's husband is a Captain and in a combat zone). Does not apply if I was banging the chick before she got married.
ReplyDeleteDoctor's wives are fair game.
I do not steal.
No women over 30 unless they're black or Asian.
Minimum age for a girl is entirely dependent on laws of the state we're in.
If I slept with a chick's mother way back when, she's off limits unless she was born 3 years after the last time I banged her mom.
I do not drive if I've had more than 3 beers.
The sugar baby's bills get paid first.
I'm never too broke for the good toilet paper (Cottonelle).
No light beer, period.
Always be polite to State Troopers.
The hooker does not get paid until she is naked.
When the customer says yes, get the check right then.
Fat girls are ok as long as they're young enough the fat is still smooth.
"WTD said...
ReplyDelete"I live by one rule: Simply I will not lose"
who knows who I just quoted above?"
Sounds like something Lombardi would've said.
Spurs: you will need a few more 20's (like 12.5) for an hour
ReplyDeleteCBT" Lombardi? no.
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteGive me three days to read some law books, and I could beat you in court.
OK Wop, so who said that?
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I'd bet my license on that.
ReplyDeleteCBT: Jay Z (pre-gay days)
Wopness:
ReplyDeleteI hope you mean a fishing license. But you are right about Jay-Z. Though I did like the Black Album. And his work before that. But now? Especially that song with Alicia Keys?
Pass.
jay-z pre-gay? was that when he was in utero?
ReplyDeleteSome of Jay-Z's work was pretty good at one time Streets.
ReplyDeleteJay Z was sick, up until the dynasty album. Musically that was the beginning of his decline, as well as the decline of how he treated others and when his greed set in.
ReplyDeleteI wish Biggie were still here. He would be the majorly successful one, Jay Z would just be another big daddy caine ass mutha fukka
I hate Jay-Z with a passion, and no, it's not because of the style of music he produces or anything of that sort. Jay-Z has ripped off so many artists, it's hard to say what of his work he was actually the mastermind behind.
ReplyDeleteOk, ok I liked that song "Sunshine" and I liked Izzo "smokers out back sellin they momma's sofa."
ReplyDeleteJay-Z "lost it" because he no longer had real iconic artists to rip off.
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteBig Daddy Kane? That was a good reference. Funny. Hadn't thought of that dude in awhile.
Free shit is worth exactly what you pay for it.
ReplyDelete"Honey, you're hot for a fat girl", really is a compliment.
Never ask someone "How are you, today?" if you live in a retirement community.
But I do not see anything that he ever wrote that was anything other than feel good music... nothing that left a lasting impression.
ReplyDeleteBiggie and Tupac, they had something to say.
"Jay-Z "lost it" because he no longer had real iconic artists to rip off."
ReplyDeleteGood point EV.
Pure wisdom CBT.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteWhat about "Change Clothes?"
That was real deep.
I've never been able to deal with much hip hop or rap. I've been exposed to a lot of it because of the age range of the girls I hang with, though.
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda in musical limbo, sick of the old shit, and not really fond of the new, except for Nickelback. I'm even sick of Waylon and Skynyrd.
I feel the same way about Lil Wayne. His mainstream shit is ghost written and his underground shit is half stolen half mediocre.
ReplyDelete"Underground" rap is where it's at. If it's being produced under a big time record label, it's probably just drivel over a club dance beat.
You know, I've never listened to much of Lil' Wayne.
ReplyDeleteI like what Chris Rock said about Biggie and Tupac. Someone said they were assassinated. Rock said, "Martin Luther King, Jr. was assassinated. Malcolm X was assassinated. Them two ni--ers got shot."
ReplyDeleteI can not stand Jay Z either but he USED to have some shit to say.
ReplyDeleteCheck this verse from "It's Like That"
"As a youngin and dumbin, gun in the waist
Sold crack to those who couldn't take the pain
And had to numb it with bass
Couldn't drink the henny straight, I needed somethin to chase
I needed something to chase
Nowadays I throw shots back,leavin nothin to waste
Life is like a treadmill, niggas runnin in place
Gettin nowhere fast, a whole year done past
I vowed to never stop winnin, 'til the earth stop spinnin
Rock hot lennin, cop hot cars and hot women
If it's not him then you got it confused, y'all not remembering,
My motto is simply I will not lose, abide by the block rules,
I buy my glock used, wit bodies on it, let me know anybody want it ?
I'm raised, illrational ways, misunderstood,
If you ain't live like I live and run with the hood
I done what i could, to come up with this paper 'til this day still
Run with the hood, guess it's part of my nature, if hell awaits ya ?
Nigga I'm coming with the razors, still flashin ya shit
Try to pass me in a six, tight classy on the wrist
Every bit of 30 karats, this is not a game
This is not why I came, make these words find a spot on your brain
And burn, then I recycle my life
I shall return"
But fuck it. I come from a generation that made hits out of "The Pina Colada Song", "Billy Don't Be A Hero", "Run Joey Run", Seasons In The Sun", "Kung Fu Fighting" and "Areil". I'm sure that's the background music in Hell.
ReplyDeleteSouja Boy is from Jonesboro, Arkansas.
ReplyDeleteOr this one from "Politics as Usual""
ReplyDeleteYou can catch me
skatin through your town puttin it down y'all relatin
No waitin I'll make your block infrared hot I'm like Satan
Y'all feel a nigga's struggle, y'all think a nigga love to
hustle behind the wheel, tryin to escape my trouble
kids stop they greetin me, I'm talkin sweet to keys
Cursin the very God, that bought this grief to be
My life is, based on sacrifices, jewels like ices
and fools that think I slip, you fuck around
you get your guys hit, they built me to be filthy
on some I-do-or-die shit, for real
The price of leather's got me, deeper than ever and
just think, winter's here, I'm tryin to feel mink nig-ga
Politics as us-ual... I took my
Frito to Tito in the district, blessed me with some
VS somethins I can live with, stop frontin
And for the dough I raise, gotta get shit appraised
No disrespect to you, make sure you word is true
I'm takin wages down in Vegas just in case Tyson
have a major night off, that's clean money, a tax write-off
You ain't seen money in your life, when it
comes to this cheese y'all like Three Blind Mice
I'm smokin bros, who pump Willie I expose,
The furthest you Chilies been is the Pocanos
My portfolio reads: pleads to Don Corleone, nigga please
Soulja Boy is one huge ass joke CBT. And that is a great point about the "hits" that were made.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing of Wayne's worth listening to is the stuff that isn't produced by the major label he's signed with. Lots of rap artists will release "underground" stuff that isn't promoted and therefore, usually isn't talked about.
ReplyDeleteThis concept isn't exclusive to rap only, pretty much all mainstream is plagued by mediocre flavor-of-the-week samples of music.
Or the whole "D'Evils":
ReplyDelete[Verse 1]
This shit is wicked on these mean streets
None of my friends speak
We're all tryin' to win, but then again
Maybe it's for the best though, 'cause when they're seein' too much
You know they're tryin' to get you touched
Whoever said illegal was the easy way out couldn't understand the
mechanics
And the workings of the underworld, granted
Nine to five is how to survive, I ain't tryin' to survive
I'm tryin' to live it to the limit and love it a lot
Life ills, poison my body
I used to say 'fuck mic skills,' and never prayed to God, I prayed to
Gotti
That's right it's wicked, that's life I live it
Ain't askin' for forgiveness for my sins, endz
I break bread with the late heads, picking their brains for angles on
all the evils that the game'll do
It gets dangerous, money and power is changing us
And now we're lethal, infected with D'Evils...
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
We used to fight for building blocks
Now we fight for blocks with buildings that make a killin'
The closest of friends when we first started
But grew apart as the money grew, and soon grew black-hearted
Thinkin' back when we first learned to use rubbers
He never learned so in turn I'm kidnappin' his baby's mother
My hand around her collar, feeding her cheese
She said the taste of dollars was shitty so I fed her fifties
About his whereabouts I wasn't convinced
So I kept feedin' her money 'til her shit started to make sense
Who could ever forsee, we used to stay up all night at slumber parties
now I'm tryin' to rock this bitch to sleep
All the years we were real close
Now I see his fears through her tears, know she's wishin' we were still
close
Don't cry, it is to be
In time, I'll take away your miseries and make 'em mine, D'Evils...
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
My flesh, no nigga could test
My soul is possessed by D'Evils in the form of diamonds and lexuses
The exorcist, got me doin' skits like Homie
You don't know me, but the whole world owe me
Strip!
Was thought to be a pleasant guy all my fuckin' life
So now I'm down for whatever, ain't nothing nice
Throughout my junior high years it was all friendly
But now this higher learnin' got the Remy in me
Liquors invaded my kidneys
Got me ready to lick off, mama forgive me
I can't be held accountable, D'Evils beating me down, boo
Got me runnin' with guys, makin' G's, tellin' lies that sound true
Come test me, I never cower
For the love of money, son, I'm givin' lead showers
Stop screamin', you know the demon said it's best to die
And even if Jehovah witness, bet he'll never testify, D'Evils...
How do you even spell that little fucker's name?!
ReplyDeleteIs it Soulja? Solja? Soldja?... illiterate bastard cannot even spell his own name correctly. This is the downfall of society, we're all going to hell in a handbasket.
" pretty much all mainstream is plagued by mediocre flavor-of-the-week samples of music."
ReplyDeleteVery true.
This is what cracks me up about white kids and rap. Do those lyrics at all reflect any of your life experience? I doubt Wop was out in the 'hood slinging rocks as a teenager. I could at least relate to Ronnie van Zant's lyrics, I was fighting and drinking whiskey.
ReplyDeleteYou know an artist has lost their talent when their lyrics are about being a musician or being on the road. Skynyrd got that way.
I'm well aware Souja Boy sucks.
ReplyDeleteWayne has some good shit but nothing too deep. And I ALWAYS have agreed underground/mix tape shit is always the best.
ReplyDeleteSo much more raw, intense, sincere, unrehearsed.
That goes for everybody
Streets:
ReplyDeleteWe are going to hell in a handbasket, very true.
CBT SAID:
ReplyDelete"I doubt Wop was out in the 'hood slinging rocks as a teenager."
You'd be surprised what I've done. I grew up on 29th and Alvernon, in a section 8 building...
Lil Wayne's "Please don't Shoot me Down" was amazing though, I must say
ReplyDeleteJay-Z attacking Nas was also something I found very annoying. Maybe it's just me, but Jay-Z wasn't even in the "league" worthy to bash Nas.
ReplyDeleteYou'd be surprised CBT, in Tucson all the teenagers slang rock after school.
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteYou seem to know quite a bit about rap.
EV:
ReplyDeleteNo way.. as evidenced by "Ether"
Jay Z's career should have been over after that one record alone
Spurs:
ReplyDeleteI was a kid in New York in the early 80's... Old Hip-Hop Head. Can't tell ya much about the new shit though...
I'm a rolling stone, all alone and lost,
ReplyDeleteFor a life of sin, I have paid the cost.
When I pass by, all the people say
"Just another guy on the lost highway."
Just a deck of cards and a jug of wine
And a woman's lies make a life like mine.
Oh, the day we met, I went astray,
I started rollin' down that lost highway.
I was just a lad, nearly twenty-two,
Neither good nor bad, just a kid like you,
And now I'm lost, too late to pray,
Lord, I've paid the cost on the lost highway.
Now, boys, don't start your ramblin' round,
On this road of sin or you're sorrow bound.
Take my advice or you'll curse the day
You started rollin' down that lost highway
Those are lyrics.
I can't tell you much about the new shit either.
ReplyDelete"You'd be surprised CBT, in Tucson all the teenagers slang rock after school."
ReplyDeleteStreets, are you serious?
Hello Pam.
ReplyDelete29th (pretty much anywhere on 29th) is one of the higest crime areas in town, aside from South 6th.
ReplyDeleteCBT: Hank Williams?
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wrong Ol man, I know a lot about music, even old shit, and yes Lynyrd Skynyrd is one of my favorites, "Tuesday's Gone" "Simple Man" "Gimmie Three Steps" - fuck thats some good shit
I dealt some stuff in college and after I got out of the Army, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
ReplyDeleteThe spelling is "Soulja Boy", I believe.
What's up all?
ReplyDeleteThat is exactly the track I was thinking of, too. Ether exploited Jay-Z's ass, and it wasn't just a bunch of light-hearted shit he called him out on, either.
ReplyDeleteEver hear Lil Wayne try and re-do Ether? For Wayne, it's wasn't terrible, but the fact that his ability is far outshined by the original artist, and the fact that he rapped over a diss track just to say he wasn't dissing the person, it was a sorry attempt.
Hey Pammie!
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Francis? How was your Thanksgiving?
ReplyDeleteSpurs: you know how most cities will say things like "The southside is the bad side of town" or the like? Well in Tucson its more like "The Northwest Side of tow is the GOOD side, for the most part" - all other sides are bad.
ReplyDeleteWop, Hank Sr. wrote from his soul.
ReplyDeleteWopnesss:
ReplyDeleteTucson is that bad?
Anywhere near the mountains is good... anywhere else (even within a couple blocks of the million dollar homes) is probably not.
ReplyDeleteI like Ol Hank, myself. (Sr. That is) But may favorite is Willie Nelson. Damn that boy can;t even reall sing but something about his voice gets me - no homo
ReplyDeleteBlues Eyes Crying in the Rain, Last Thing I needed
Those are beautiful
Not much man. Just got back this weekend from vacation with the wife to celebrate our 2/yr.
ReplyDeleteWhat has the band of idiots (I'm one too) on this site been up too?
Where did you go Francis?
ReplyDeleteI can't speak for everyone else, but me? Not exactly saving the world man.
'CBT said...
ReplyDeleteMy first day of first grade, my mom took me to the classroom and while she was talking to the teacher, I crawled out the window and was sitting in the car waiting for my mom when she came out. She was sorta pissed.'
you mean you and her were in the same grade together right?
HEAR THE LONESOME WHIPPORWILL
ReplyDeleteHE SOUNDS TOO BLUE TO FLY
THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN IS WHINING LOW
I'M SO LONESOME I COULD CRY
I'VE NEVER SEEN A NIGHT SO LONG
WHEN TIME GOES CRAWLING BY
THE MOON JUST WENT BEHIND A CLOUD
TO HIDE IT'S FACE AND CRY
DID YOU EVER SEE A ROBIN WEEP
WHEN LEAVES BEGIN TO DIE
THAT MEANS HE'S LOST THE WILL TO LIVE
I'M SO LONESOME I COULD CRY
THE SILENCE OF A FALLING STAR
LIGHTS UP A PURPLE SKY
AND AS I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE
I'M SO LONESOME I COULD CRY
I save the world, one window at a time... but not on weekends.
ReplyDeleteWent to the Caribbean. I gave a guy 1 US dollars to hold a snake that he had.....a guess that's helping the needing. Apparently I a better person than you....
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteYou are like Mother Theresa.
Francis:
ReplyDelete*am* as well.
As far as the $1 you gave? Big time charitable work there bud.
m3ow. whats up chatroom. I am tired and cold. burrr.
ReplyDelete"you mean you and her were in the same grade together right?"
ReplyDeleteThat's funny anonymous.
Willie's the king, Wop, but Waylon wrote about me, I think sometimes.
ReplyDelete"Women have been my trouble since I found out they weren't men,
Even so I stopped and took a wife now and then, They built their fences high, but they couldn't keep me in,
I was born with the fire down below and i learned how to fly a long time ago..."
It's $2.60 in Caribbean money though spurs....
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you take a nap and cover up with some blankets Pam? Or do you have to go to work soon?
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteWell, you really went overboard then.
Off of work today. I am seeing my best friend Kalli later lol, will be fun? Haven't seen her since like April, we will see how it goes, I am feeling positive about it.
ReplyDelete"Honey, you got to fly 'cause you're hearin' those young eagles call,
ReplyDeleteBut someday when you're older, you'll smile, remembering an old man strong and tall and say,
You had a couple more years on me babe, that's all..."
Pam? You and Nickel?
ReplyDeleteHer name is Kalli, but if we use code names it would be nickel and pucker haha. Yeah we have been talking for a week or so, I am hoping we really are okay with each other this time.
ReplyDeleteI was just making sure that's the Kalli you meant, hon. You haven't been Pucker in a while now.
ReplyDeleteYeah No pucker here! haha. But she is pretty amazing too, we have had some amazing talks lately. We are the same age, and we have been through the same hell so even in the end after all of the bullshit we have talked we always have something nice to say, we are " laguna beach " haha.
ReplyDeleteShe seems to be more shy than you, Pam.
ReplyDeleteMost everyone alive is more shy than me lol
ReplyDeleteIt's fucking cold here. I can deal with 100 degrees a lot better than I can with 45.
ReplyDelete"Pamela Anne said...
ReplyDeleteMost everyone alive is more shy than me lol"
That is one true statement. I'm not shy at all, but I'm more shy than you, honey.
I went out this weekend. the photog. at the club knew me, my top fell off I am pretty sure he took a picture. Thats embarrassing
ReplyDeletemeow
ReplyDeleteYou and your wardrobe malfunctions. How the hell did your top fall off?
ReplyDeleteI went out last night. Had a few beers at the Arena Sports Grill. My top stayed on, though.
ReplyDeleteI rearranged my living room last night... my top also stayed on.
ReplyDeleteHi Pammy-kins!
ReplyDeleteTupac was way better than Biggie & Jay-z.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with "Nickel" Pucker. And sorry to hear about your top.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your top staying on.
Yours too CBT
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteYep, Tupac was smooth, no doubt.
spurs, i went to the grocery store yesterday and my pants fell off and my dick got hard...i dont know how that happened. its not like i was seeking attention. thats not the jesus way.
ReplyDeleteThat's a pretty messed up story.
ReplyDeleteIf I don't lay off the beer and ice cream, my tits will be bigger than Pam's soon. There isn't enough beer and icecream to outgrow Elfie, though. Damn those things are magnificent.
ReplyDeleteI suspect Anonymous showing his dick at the grocery store isn't all that rare an occurance.
Not surprised.
ReplyDeleteYou wrote "was." Did that show get cancelled?
I don't know if it got cancelled, all I ever see are the syndicated reruns.
ReplyDeleteYeah it was cancelled man, but I read where another network might pick it up.
ReplyDelete