Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Rocket Queen finally makes another video



This was great. I love how she waits for us to "digest" the bad news. It's also very interesting how her Doctor knows her as Rocket Queen. Sorry to hear you are sick. Well Rocket Queen, if I was up in Seatle, I'd make you some soup. But not before I bought some of that tremendous marijuana they have up there.

And who is Herbert?

428 comments:

  1. i heard she also made another dance video?

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  2. Really? She didn't say anything about that.

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  3. Damn Wopness, that was a little rough. The "night walking" was a nice throw in though.

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  4. GO FUCKING HOME BITCH AND TURN OFF THE CAMERA BEFORE I USE IT TO CRUSH AVERY'S SKULL

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  5. i thought it was jerry cantrell from alice in chains.

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  6. MP:

    She's sick man. Also, fuck your Lakers.

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  7. Nope wasn't me Spurs, Tranny Go Home is not my posting name, it's yours?

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  8. I only comment under my name. Sorry, just thought it was you being you are the CAPS LOCK champ. Or was that a name jacker?

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  9. Also, like the pic. Were you on your way to Sunday School? (just playing man)

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  10. Lmao, prick. No I was taking pics at the office the other day, needed to update my linkedin.com photo.

    The Tranny Go Home was from me though, you got me.

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  11. Linkedin.com? You know, I signed up for that junk, never used it.

    Well, it was also easy to tell it was you because you made yet another death threat to Avery.

    That poor bird is going to need serious therapy.

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  12. MP,
    You look like the Tayshaun Prince of Car Sales in that photo......

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  13. He does look like Tayshaun Prince.

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  14. linkedin? thats about as useless as tits on a snake. a free profile? oh wow...youve hit big time.

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  15. I never really got the point of it anonymous. I mean, what is the point of it?

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  16. what are you supposed to use linkedin for? what can it do for you that you cant do yourself? its about as stupid as twitter.

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  17. Sorry Anonymous that your profile of french fry cook at Long John Silvers doesn't create a lot of activity. I'll write you a recommendation just because i'm a nice guy....

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  18. hey, yeah francis. thanks. that means alot coming from the head head giver at the gloryhole.

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  19. I do agree that twitter is stupid and completely worthless

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  20. I'll give you that one anonymous....that was pretty damn funny

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  21. It think the head "head giver" was Giggity Giggity. He's not around anymore, sadly.

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  22. what happened to double g?

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  23. then I actually retract my praise if it's giggity......glad to see that fat worthless CEO of multi-billion dollar make believe construction company took time out to drop by

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  24. Anonymous:

    Well, everyone ganged up on him and destroyed him. I guess he never wanted to come back.

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  25. Or maybe he's just busy with his job.

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  26. Yeah Spurs, we did kind of gang up on him. But he was such an easy target......

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  27. sometimes, only sometimes, he made pretty funny comments. but i think dj should drop by more often. reading his comments works my brain....kinda like trying to figure out hieroglyphics, but instead of figures he brain teases you with his own word puzzles.

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  28. Francis:

    True.

    Anonymous:

    That was funny. Yeah, I wish Pelican would come around more. He was around the other day spitting his white ebonics.

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  29. I gotta run for the night Spurs. Take care

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  30. Later on man. Enjoyed your comments.

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  31. Fucking nice new picture, MP. You look like a cheap knock off of a Faberge' Egg.

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  32. doesn't he look like an egg? or like humpty dumpty with dat big old head jutting outta that tiny collar?

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  33. when he gets a facial, they have to put up scaffolding.

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  34. nice clip-on tie mp. did you get that at sears?

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  35. RQ your bat shit nuts. but I love it. what do you even do for a living?

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  36. hahaha YES, it IS a clip on tie. Now that's funny!

    I'm a psychologist -
    pronounced SIGH-CALL-OH-JiST

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  37. Your also delusional! Fabolous! You are a drag queens dream.

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  38. It's nice that you finally made another video RQ, but was your fashion inspiration The Blair Witch Project? Get well soon....especially before you come back to AZ.

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  39. whats wrong mp? sears doesnt sell shirts in size 'pencil neck'? thats the worst knot and crappiest tie i have ever seen. as a matter of fact you should have just worn a shitty diaper around your neck instead.

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  40. OMG! I just saw MP's new pic! hahahhahahahahaha!!! I'm officially calling him Exhibit 7A.

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  41. of course I'm delusional, I have a fever.

    DG - Thank you for your get well wishes, but please do not treat me like a LEPER.

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  42. haha yes it is quite priceless.

    he is such a pussy, you had better copy it before he takes it down.

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  43. the only person with a hairline worst than that is a shaolin monk

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  44. Damn MP, you make an aids victim look healthy.

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  45. the shimmery shirt is a nice touch. It must really look cool when the disco ball hits it.

    Spectacular!

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  46. don't look now, but he has ringworm on his left earlobe. and it looks like the hairy kind.

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  47. I bet he is going to say he bought this shirt and tie on clearance somewhere at Fashion Square.

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  48. where did you get your lip gloss? ulta or sephora?

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  49. Actually MP, you even make Spurs look healthy.

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  50. more than likely he will say he got his shirt and tie at express. where the gay mexicans shop.

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  51. Spurs, Francis:

    You guys are funny.

    RQ:

    Sorry to hear that you have the flu. Hope you feel better soon. Take Care.

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  52. He is wearing lip gloss! And his eyebrows look freshly waxed. He really is gay. Now if only he could afford the nose job.

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  53. And his ear is disgusting! Has he never heard of a Q-tip?

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  54. i dont think this pic was for his linkedin profile, i think it was for his manhunter profile. he looks like a twink.

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  55. Thank you, JAG!

    I bet MP has never shaved a day in his life. Every day at 4pm, he excuses himself at work to apply that glue on stubble kids use on halloween.

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  56. I do not think that his ear can be helped with a QTip. It needs an antifungal.

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  57. "DG said...

    It's nice that you finally made another video RQ, but was your fashion inspiration The Blair Witch Project?"

    This is why I worship the seat cushion DG's ass rests on.

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  58. I was just having fond flashbacks of that video he made for me and dirty girl, where he licks his lips between each syllable. I think he suffers from a drooling problem.

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  59. I think I'm going to buy him a bib.

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  60. it honestly looks like he shapes his eyebrows by shaving them. he looks like an anorexic klingon.

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  61. Who taught MP to tie a tie? Apparently no one.

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  62. it has velcro tabs on the back. not a real tie.

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  63. there is a 3 inch gap between his neck and the collar of that horrible polyester shirt.

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  64. but then his boyfriend would just pull it out while he's doing him from behind, so i guess that would be a waste of money.

    So, I'll chip in for the bib, DG. It is Christmas, the season of giving.

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  65. I think Sheriff Joe should have a week where he goes after everyone wearing polyester. And having hairy ringworm on the ear should earn you an automatic tazing.

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  66. i must agree with CBT. he looks very conflicted. Then again, might be kinda cool to wake up and decide whether you're going to spend the day being black or white.

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  67. that is not a ringworm, it is a nesting caterpillar.

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  68. imagine you having to be the female that has to wake up to mp between your legs.

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  69. "Rocket Queen said...

    i must agree with CBT. he looks very conflicted. Then again, might be kinda cool to wake up and decide whether you're going to spend the day being black or white."

    He also has to pick straight or gay on a dailey basis.

    I'm sorry I can't get over that fucking tie knot.

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  70. There are good black traits and good white traits. Unfortunately during the mix MP didn't get the good traits from either side.

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  71. His hair kinda reminds me of when I was in home depot looking for a new filter for the fan above my stove.

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  72. HAHAHAHA!!! the brillo pad looking ones?

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  73. yes, the look like a brillo pad but are thinner.

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  74. well, i'm going on my couch. biyeeeee

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  75. DG, clip ons have better knots than that. That knot is off the cover of a Motown album from 1973.

    I tie the world's most perfect double Windsor knot and my Four In Hand ranks way the fuck up there, too.

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  76. i remember when i first saw that cisco 'rapper' dude when he had silver hair. i thought his head looks like a brillo pad. same thing with mp i guess. kinda looks like robotic pubic hair, if a robot had pubic hair.

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  77. Any of y'all ever see pictures of Billy Preston from the early 70's? I'm sure RQ has. That was a 'fro.

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  78. "Actually MP, you even make Spurs look healthy."

    Totally unnecessary DG.

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  79. Spurs, did you get my last email?

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  80. Spurs, you are a pretty pasty looking fucker.

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  81. Maverick, well I guess it's time for me to start paying for chicks like you do.

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  82. Anyway, Glow In the Dark Boy, did you get my last email?

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  83. By the way, the Google Ads arent showing up on my screen for some reason, or I would click on them for you Spurs. :)

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  84. Yeah Maverick, I got it. Did you check your e-mail to see I e-mailed you back? That's how you can usually tell.

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  85. Hey, thanks JAG. They are usually up on the upper right hand side of the screen. So how have you been?

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  86. JAG is such a sweetheart. She reminds me very much of someone, I just can't quite figure out who.

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  87. Yeah, that's after they left Arkansas and try to get the cousin humping out of their system. They come down here and we lower the voltage on the electric chair and try to jolt them back to civilization.

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  88. "She reminds me very much of someone, I just can't quite figure out who."

    I'm sure you'll tie her in somehow to some chick you met in the cereal aisle.

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  89. Spurs:

    Ive been pretty good. How about yourself?

    CBT:

    I remind you of someone, really? Who would that be?

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  90. Spurs I haven't checked that email since I sent that to you.

    I worked out a deal with my ex-partner (I like the guy, but even though I sold out to him, I still can't bring myself to call him my boss) to "consult" for him in a couple of stations he owns in Little Rock. I'll be spending 2 or 3 weeks a month there and the rest here. Works great. I get back to civilization and I'll be spending enough time here to keep an eye on my parents.

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  91. "JAG said...CBT:

    I remind you of someone, really? Who would that be?"

    I'd rather not speculate. There's one word you've both misspelled, though, drastically.

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  92. RQ,
    You're the reason youtube needs a closed captioning option on videos.....

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  93. Francis, can you even began to imagine what an RQ orgasm sounds like?

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  94. CBT,
    I can barely stomach her voice for a minute during a video let alone the horror of what her orgasm might sound like.

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  95. Francis, there you are! I thought you were gone for the night.

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  96. DG: Francis' wife must have gone to bed early.

    I'm certain RQ's orgasms are hilariously horrifying.

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  97. Not yet, the wife is watching the new 90210 so I got away for awhile......it's just not the same with out Brenda, Dylan and Steve Sanders

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  98. Hey Spurs :0 :):)):-p lololololol!!!!!!!!!!

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  99. As far as RQ's voice, I find the little girl quality quite charming. I still like the crazy bitch, even if she did turn on me.

    But I sure don't want to hear her cum.

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  100. I actually like RQ too, I just like giving her a hard time because when she flips out and goes postal on us, I find it very entertaining....

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  101. What's up Francis? After I feed my husband his Hungry Man, he started watching the Bulls on NBA TV.

    I'd rather watch something way more interesting like Lifetime.

    I said, "Toodles, toodles" to him and went and started IM'ing my other skanky friends. : )

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  102. Don't forget about Brian Austin Green! Donna was so lucky to lose her virginity to him.

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  103. Francis, my secretary back in 2002 looked just like a blond Shannon Dougherty. Her name was Shannon oddly enough. I did right by that girl and passed on the one chance I had to get in her pants. Are you supposed to regret doing right?

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  104. I've had an hour "conversation" with Skanky Susie about New Moon.

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  105. I know DG, how could she resist David Silver's rendition of Precious......I wanted to drop my pants after 7 seasons of watching too.

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  106. I just got done roasting two coconut covered marshmallows with a fork over my stove. It was a very odd but delicious idea. I would feed one to you Francis if you were here.

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  107. Spurs, Francis: I read all that shit on the other post. That was funny as hell and true sounding. Y'all understand why I hire girlfriends now?

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  108. OOOOOOOoooooooooo I bet yambake would be good with coconut sprinkled on it.

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  109. Spurs, I'm not even watching the Bulls tonight. I'm watching the Hallmark movie Come Dance at my Wedding with John Schneider...how hot is he!!

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  110. can i come over someone's house for thanksgiving? don't answer now.

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  111. You remember his name on the show? Not even I could remember that. It's good to know every Wednesday night at 7pm on fox we were both 15 miles away from each other under the same moon watching the same show.

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  112. i am estranged from my family and it strikes me really hard during the holiday season because i cannot cook.

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  113. I've never seen an episode of "90210", new or old, or more than 4 minutes of an episode of "Friends".

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  114. my mom used to make me pecan tarts and send them in the mail, but it has been years since i got any xmas cookies.

    i mean, i have to sit there and eat pillsbury dough.
    sad.

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  115. RQ,
    Can you dress up like a clown and make balloon animals?.....wait, I mean just make balloon animals. If so you can come to my house

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  116. In all honesty, I tried to shove 4 marshmallows on to that fork but they wouldn't fit.

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  117. "There's one word you've both misspelled, though, drastically."

    CBT:

    I'm very interested to know which word that is CBT. I won't be offended, if I am spelling something incorrectly I would appreciate the correction. You learn something new every day.

    I will also say that I do not comment under multiple names, if that is what my spelling mistakes have led you to conclude.

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  118. Come on RQ, he was Bo Duke. You probably watched that show with your friends in college

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  119. no i did not get american tv in college

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  120. I will send you some roasted coconut marshmallows RQ. You may have to re-roast them once they arrive.

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  121. spurs can i come to your house? not for thanksgiving, i want to come for christmas

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  122. Remember Coy and Vance on the Dukes of Hazards? They were like Hat CBT and the Real Fake CBT of their time.

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  123. thank you, DG. i promise to savor them and not shove them down my throat like i did that jar of hershey's hot fudge last night

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  124. During the day I plan my snacks very well. Either eggs or oatmeal for breakfast and yogurt with some added almonds for lunch and no snacks until I get home. I deserve my damn coconut marshmallows.

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  125. "Rocket Queen said...

    can i come over someone's house for thanksgiving? don't answer now."

    I never spend Thanksgiving with my blood kin. My friend, Pam, and I have this odd little family of misfits we have gathered up over the years and that holiday is reserved for us. In many ways, in most ways, they are more family to me than the one I was born into. Dysfunction abounds, liquor flows and the food is incredible. M'lady, you're welcome in Little Rock.

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  126. Damn DG, you eat well. I'd pass out around noon even if I ate all that for breakfast.

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  127. Yeah, you can come over for Christmas Giraffe. Are you going to arrive on Santa's sleigh?

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  128. You know what else is good I've been buying lately? Is bananas and some type of l00 calorie chocolate made for dipping the bananas into.

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  129. It doesn't sound like you eat enough, I have no idea how you got so rotund eating so sparsely. I guess it is just your genetics.

    you should be working in some cardio in the evenings instead of getting creative with the sparse contents of your kitchen cupboards.

    just and idea, then again, i'm just a bitch, so what do i know.

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  130. banana are frustrating. I do not like them.

    Spurs, I am overjoyed. Speaking of Santa, do you think Nik has started his stint at the North pole?

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  131. Actually I run in the mornings now. I finally got some ambien so I go to bed early all the time now and usually up by 5:30.

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  132. ah ha...that explains it, you must be doing that sleep eating thing.

    are you sleeping now?

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  133. Spurs,

    You should watch the first 10 minutes of Bruno. You would love it.

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  134. that is the only explanation to roasting marshmallows with coconut over a hot stove for dinner. ambien.

    wow.

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  135. Giraffe:

    No, like I said before, Hollywood got fired from the North Pole when he was telling all the elf chicks they need fake boobs.

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  136. I am far from big RQ but I do have muscle and just the right amount. You know muscle looks real good on long legs. If you do too much cardio long legs tend to resemble chicken legs instead and that is not a look I want.

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  137. DG; From the pictures I've seen, your legs are as incredible as Elfie's rack.

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  138. Not really. But it's REALLY gay.

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  139. Well, that's nice. I'm glad you think I would "love it."

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  140. I couldn't tell you about the rest of it because I couldn't even watch anymore of it. But yes, I'm sure you would love it.

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  141. Thanks for the movie recommendation.

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  142. Thank you CBT. Yes elfie's rack is rather nice.

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  143. RQ: Don't take the invite the wrong way. I have a history of gathering up stray humans.

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  144. DG, you're hot end of story. Spurs, I'm looking for a big Bulls 4th quarter comeback man

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  145. Well, you must be blind Francis, because I don't "see" it happening.

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  146. "DG said...

    Thank you CBT. Yes elfie's rack is rather nice."

    That's like saying the Empire State building is rather tall.

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  147. I remember 4th quarter comebacks were always a given back in the day with the bulls.

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  148. Well, the empire state building is rather tall.

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  149. Here's a movie recomendation: Ghajini. The two finest Indian women, Asin Khan and Naratayna, plus a good story, once you deal with the subtitles.

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  150. DG: Understatement. You have two of the best legs on this fucking planet, just like Elfie has two of the best, uhh, well, you know.

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  151. CBT, I'm not stooopid, you just want to put a skewer through my butt and an apple in my mouth.

    why have i used the word "skewer" two times today.

    weird.

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  152. I can't deal with subtitles. I would rather just read a book.

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  153. i really like that one movie, what is it called? oh, pans labyrinth

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  154. it had subtitles but was really good

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  155. I once had a dvd player and could not get the subtitles off. I couldn't even watch the movie because the words at the bottom annoyed me so much.

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  156. RQ: I just can't stand to see someone who is an intrinsically good person alone and miserable during a social holiday. Just because you went postal on me doesn't mean I don't still care. I happen to like crazy people. My friend Pam has 3 ex-husbands who were significant in the Clinton Administration. She's also a fucking looney toon, just like you.

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  157. you know what annoys me? surround sound. one time i was watching a movie and it was raining, but the rain sounded like it was behind me. All sound should come from the direction of the tv.

    I mean i thought my faucet was dripping or something. annoying.

    CBT can one of your friends make me apfel strudel?

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  158. I want surround sound in my bedroom so it can sound like real rain outside to fall asleep to.

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  159. Yeah, that would be really cool.

    I'm surprised you don't like the surround sound Giraffe.

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  160. "Rocket Queen said...

    CBT, I'm not stooopid, you just want to put a skewer through my butt and an apple in my mouth."

    Not unless you've killed a six month old baby by bashing its head against a tree trunk, then gang raped and murdered its 17 year old Mayan mother.

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  161. Apfel strudel? Probably. Arkansas has a huge German background.

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  162. Is Apfel mean apple in german?

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  163. Wow DG, the Bulls just hit a last second field goal to win by one.

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  164. Yes DG, Apfel is German for apple.

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  165. RQ: My ancestor, on my grandmother's side, came here from Hesse in 1774. Micheal Wolf.

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  166. I wish I would've watched that.

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  167. Oh wow, they just waived it off. I'm looking forward to Francis coming around tomorrow.

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  168. CBT, you say like she might know Michael. But that's right, RQ is up there in age.

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  169. It was so close. They had to go to the replay. It took like the referees awhile to figure it out.

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  170. 4/10th's of a second? Is that true?

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  171. cbt, so is the 3 wolf shirt your family crest?

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  172. M'lady, I assume you still have my phone number. My invitation for Thanksgiving is real. If it is necessary for your happiness, I'll find some apfel strudel for you.

    You adopt shelter dogs. That equals a good heart.

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  173. CBT, she has the swine flu. You will have to make her a room like John Travolta in The Boy and the Bubble.

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  174. that's cool, CBT. Since there was no airport, where did you pick Michael up at?

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