You just know The Old Tyme Restaurant is just a guiding light of deep conversation. If I ever lose my teeth and want to talk about propane and deer stands, I might hit that joint up. Lawdy, Bubba Jr. sounds like he needs to learn how to shoot.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
You want an early Thanksgiving meal? For $5.99, CBT has the place for you to go
You just know The Old Tyme Restaurant is just a guiding light of deep conversation. If I ever lose my teeth and want to talk about propane and deer stands, I might hit that joint up. Lawdy, Bubba Jr. sounds like he needs to learn how to shoot.
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not posting the comments again huh?
ReplyDeleteIt was working last night.
ReplyDeleteIt worked off and on last night.
ReplyDeleteI swear the owner of place's goal in life is to see how freakin' hillbilly he can get me to sound, and I can sound pretty damn hillbilly.
Next, I take cousin Karl (Sling Blade) to the Old Time.
Yeah, you did a great job of sounding as country as you possibly could.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the video of? I can't watch it right now.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up DG? Well, it's a radio spot that CBT did for a restaurant. It's pretty damn hillbilly, that's for sure.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYeah, you did a great job of sounding as country as you possibly could."
I can sound waaaay more hick than that. Think Ernest T. Bass.
It seems google really loved CBT's tattoos. I see tattoo ads quite a bit now.
ReplyDeleteI'm getting "be a cop" ads.
ReplyDeleteHey DG, where you been?
There is something wrong with my laptop and it only lets me have an internet connection occasionally. It became annoying so I don't really even try to connect much anymore.
ReplyDeleteDG, you should get a sugar daddy to buy you a computer.
ReplyDeleteNo. I would rather just buy my own. I'm really starting to like not using the internet so much.
ReplyDeleteI think I need to uninstall the driver and reinstall it and then it should be fixed.
Yeah, I know. That was a joke DG. You should take it to a computer place. They'll do it on the cheap. Just tell them you have $50 to spend, and act like the world is ending.
ReplyDeleteOr you could try uninstalling and reinstalling the driver.
CBT,
ReplyDeleteI still find it amazing you get internet access in Arkansas, so just be happy with what you get.
I find it amazing I get Internet access in this part of Arkansas. I have Verizon because it's the only possibility. Even Hughes net won't be available here for a couple more months.
ReplyDeleteYou haven't commented on your White Knight photo CBT. And who the hell is Ernest T. Bass?
ReplyDeleteI like the cartoon, except there should be 3 marks under the bottom line.
ReplyDeleteErnest T. Bass is a character on the old black and white Andy Griffith Show.
ReplyDeleteI commented on the cartoon, it hasn't shown up yet thanks to FUCKING GOOGLE.
Ok, there it is.
ReplyDeleteThat's probably why I haven't heard of him.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you have to admit, I have the best sense of humor about myself of anyone commenting here.
ReplyDeleteYeeeehaaawwwwwwwwwrrrrrr
ReplyDeleteBearded weeble:
ReplyDeleteYou should make your way to Arkansas and eat at the Old Tyme Restaurant.
Wop we should have our wedding reception there... followed by a honeymoon stay at the No-tel motel.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Streets? Looking forward to Thanksgiving?
ReplyDeleteAnd that would be the classiest wedding ever.
Back in college I used to get really high and watch Andy Griffith and the Beverly Hillbilles, black and white episodes only. Stoned, that shit was hilarious, as long as Andy wasn't imparting some kind of life lesson to Opie. The Beverly Hillbillies was always comedy at its finest.
ReplyDeleteYes, it was comedic gold.
ReplyDeleteMiss Streets (Im nasty):
ReplyDeleteSounds like a hell of an idea, but I was thinking actually wedding there, reception at the Meat Rack and then honeymoon at the no-tel. Id even spring for a couple of hours.
Wop, the Old Time has some seriously killer biscuits and gravy.
ReplyDeleteLarry The Cable Guy once said it's a good thing edible panties don't come in biscuits and gravy flavor.
I think RQ proposed to me last night. She said she wanted to come to my house, get drunk and run me over with a bush hog. That there's a proposal roun' these here parts.
I refuse to spell it Olde Tyme because that's just stupid.
ReplyDeleteBiscuits and Gravy is such a simple, beautiful thing when perfectly executed.
ReplyDeleteI am making some for Thanksgiving Breakfast, I just decided.
Waffle House, no matter how Southern they claim to be, cannot be truly so because there are no biscuits and gravy on their menu.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving to all you SF, WTD, and the rest of you lowlife degenerates.
ReplyDeleteOh and that's from Mr MP, THE PEOPLE CHAMP.
ReplyDeleteHappy Turkey day to you 2 MP
ReplyDeleteWhat's up MP? I like your new moniker. And Happy Thanksgiving to you as well man.
ReplyDeleteThank U sir. Times are good for MR PIMPIN. Career going well, weed is growing nicely in my spare bedroom, got a new broad. Can't be mad.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know there was such a thing as watermelon stuffing. Happy Tday Pimpin'.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving to all. If I was still living with Hannah Lecter I would be nervous that was about to become a side dish for her traditional Thanksgiving feast of stuffed homeless wino.
ReplyDeleteDrew and I are having Turkey linguine and Craigslist hookers. I'm surprised they work on the holidays. I can't wait for Christmas. Drew has promised me a track suit and a gold chain like the Gotti kids wear.
No problem man. Sounds like times are good. Weed growing in the spare bedroom? Nice. And how's the chick? She's not threatening to move in is she?
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving to you as well Avery. You will look totally pimped out in a track suit and gold chain.
ReplyDeleteAnd Avery, I don't think hookers take Holidays off.
ReplyDeleteNow I will also be making biscuits and gravy for tahnksgiving day breakfast YUM!
ReplyDeleteWop~ I was going to offer to spring for the first 3 sessions, are they by the 1/2 hour or hour, I've never been to that classy establishment.
Last Thanksgiving Hannah was very selective. She picked a wino to kill and prepare that only drank Mogen David 20/20 because she said he came preflavored. She claims to be classy and elegant, but that is her favorite wine. She also eats a lot of Baconater type sandwiches made from ground wino meat.
ReplyDeleteElfie - why would we both make it if we are gonna be waking up together anyway? I'll make it and bring it to you in bed.
ReplyDeleteOh and I would hope you have never been there! I want it to be special LOL
Avery:
ReplyDeleteYou have some pretty crazy stories in that little bird head of yours.
How sweet Wopness! Breakfast in bed... will that be italian sausage and biscuits?
ReplyDeleteTeam That Sucks Fan: I saw many crazy things in the time that I lived with Hannah Lecter. Wino Baconater farts are almost unendurable.
ReplyDeleteI think the "name" I use is SPURS FAN, not "Team That Sucks Fan."
ReplyDeleteAnyway, it does sound like you saw some crazy things. Or you might be making them up. Not too sure.
Elfie -
ReplyDeleteThese statements are hottness:
"I was going to offer to spring for the first 3 sessions, are they by the 1/2 hour or hour"
"will that be italian sausage and biscuits?"
Especially the usage of the word "sessions"
Spurs (Team That Sucks) Fan: I saw some very insane behavior. I could not manufacture those incidents with my little bird brain. I feared most of all Hannah Lecter's self gratification evenings. The sounds she made shattered all of the glass in our studio duplex.
ReplyDeleteI think you can add Rocket Queen to the list of people that want to kill you now Avery.
ReplyDeleteDrew has issues as well, but he does not seem to be dangerous. I am somewhat disconcerted by the penis pictures decorating his apartment walls. I do not fear being eaten by him as his diet seems to consist of Domino's pizza and Captain Morgan Rum.
ReplyDeleteFor a bird, you use pretty big words Avery. I would be "disconcerted" as well.
ReplyDeleteI went downtown today and was sitting on the patio of a coffee shop, just people watching and enjoying the sunshine...when my eyes caught sight of a a 3 wolf shirt. I moved my head to count and it was exactly 3 wolves.
ReplyDeleteCBT, was this your lady? She looked very much like the lady in that Spurs posted.
What is the deal with the count of three on these shirts? What a phenomenon.
Are you serious? That is funny.
ReplyDeleteHannah lecter taught me to speak and write. She has a very broad vocabulary and is very well educated. Is Tallulah Bankhead Community Career College a good school?
ReplyDeleteCBT is the commenter whose voice is on this commercial? He sounds like he would kill, cook and devour me as a matter of course. I am surprised he has ever heard of restaurants. I would expect someone who talks like thst to forage for his food on a daily basis.
Hannah Lecter hates CBT and Drew because they seem to prefer cheap prostitutes to her and she has desired them both to mate with.
"Is Tallulah Bankhead Community Career College a good school?"
ReplyDeleteRight up there with Harvard Avery.
And yes, that is CBT doing the commercial. He does usually hunt his food, sure, but the guy has to make a little money as well. Hence the radio gig.
Hannah Lecter says she has a first class education so I thought that TBCCC would be a well respected institution. Their mascot is the Fighting Common Shrew. Hannah was the star of their badmitten team. One more reason for me to fear her, she was very adept at whacking the birdie.
ReplyDeleteI think that this CBT fellow has never eaten food that wasn't fried. He is a red arm of the first degree.
I have on my pleated khakis and a puce polo shirt. Drew and I are soon off to play preppie pirate at the Tiki bar.
Well Avery, with pleated khakis and a puce polo shirt on, you two are bound to score.
ReplyDeleteGood lucky buddy.
Thank you, Fan Of The Team That Sucks.
ReplyDeleteDrew is still in the shower. He sings one song over and over when he bathes. The lyrics are something about how he's a ladies man with no time to talk.
I would be ever so much more comfortable with Drew if there were not so many penis pictures on the walls.
Guess that little bird brain forgot my "name" again. You should fly in there the next time he "bathes" and sing right along with him. Use it as motivation when you hit the Tiki Bar up.
ReplyDeleteI was shown the record of the San Antonio Spurs basketball team. Being a bird, I am incaple of filtering my opinions. The Spurs do suck, but I shall henceforth refer to you as Spurs Fan, albiet with a modicum of pity.
ReplyDeleteI have a bird bath in the living room in which to bathe. As with Hannah Lecter I try to avoid the sight of Drew naked, and letus forget about self gratification nights in either Seattle or New Jersey. Drew, at least, does shatter glass and set off car alarms.
*Drew, at least, does not shatter glass and set off car alarms.*
ReplyDeleteWell, thank you Avery. I shall remind you it's early in the season.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a nice set up you have there Avery. When you bring the hooker birds back to Drew's pad, you look like a baller with the bird bath in the living room.
My bird bath has a whirlpool attachment.
ReplyDeleteA whirlpool attachment?
ReplyDeleteNow you are just bragging.
Well, Spurs Fan, Drew is almost ready to go. I can tell by the aroma of Drakkar Noir wafting from the bathroom. Have a happy Thanksgiving. Eat pigs, not fowl! (I have taken on a cause)
ReplyDeleteHey, you are like Chik-Fil-A. But in a different way. Good luck with your cause.
ReplyDeleteThanks Avery, and you have a great Thanksgiving as well.
Spurs, you have had a convo with a parrot for the past hour and a half???????
ReplyDeleteOn a serious note, I wish everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving. I have finally posted something new over on my sleepy site as a tribute to Miss Texas Queen
What's up Drew? You have a nice Thanksgiving as well man. Sorry about your Knicks and Jets. Just awful.
ReplyDeleteI'll go check that your "tribute."
Spurs:
ReplyDeleteJets, Mets, Nicks and Rangers. Epic Fail, LOL!
Indeed. Don't know why your Knicks didn't give Iverson a shot. Nice turkey pic man.
ReplyDeleteWop has an ally. I'm gonna help him kill that fucking parrot. What the fuck is a "red arm"?
ReplyDeleteI was wondering what "red arm" meant as well CBT.
ReplyDeleteI just checked out Drew's post over in Guidoville. Funny, not as funny as Pimpin's Labor Day picnic, but funny. Only issue, the turkey doesn't have big enough tits.
ReplyDeleteYou were really proud of that pic, weren't you CBT?
ReplyDeleteI do think Avery's "Hannah Lecter" thing is damn funny. I always knew that bitch was completely insane.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Avery cracks me up. So what are your plans for Thanksgiving?
ReplyDeletePimpin's Labor Day? Yeah, but mostly because it actually kinda looked like him and would have really set him off. I set out to fuck with him and was going through old Warner Brothers cartoons from the 1940s when I saw that. "Scrub Me Mama, With A Boogie Beat".
ReplyDeleteIndeed, cartoons were pretty racist back then. The depiction of black people as crows was a popular one.
ReplyDeleteI'm at my sisiter's house already, a couple of hours south from MH. I drove my folks down. I had to get my dad to my sister's ASAP after his dog died. He actually likes her.
ReplyDeleteBeing around her and her kids usually cheers the old man up.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool man. How old are the kids?
ReplyDeleteThose cartoons were really racist.
ReplyDeleteYeah they were.
ReplyDeleteMy nephew is 14 and my neice is 17. In a few more months I'll have her introducing me to her friends.
ReplyDeleteKeep it classy CBT.
ReplyDeleteThat actually was pretty funny man, can't lie.
Back in those days (the '40s) there wasn't much interaction among the races in America and white thought black folks were entertaining. No matter what kind of shit I do here to piss someone off, in real life the last thing I give give consideration to is the color of someone's skin. I'm not gonna treat white people better than black people, but I'm not gonna over compensate because someone isn't white either.
ReplyDeleteUnderstandable.
ReplyDeleteI told you Spurs. When there isn't anyone around to take a shot at me, I just go on and take one at myself.
ReplyDeleteWell, you are a good sport.
ReplyDeleteBefore my Pakistani buddy died, when he'd call me, I'd answer the phone with, "What's up, Sand Boy". I'd tell my black friends, "Dude stop acting like a n---er", when they were. Shit like that.
ReplyDeleteThe Army taught me color doesn't matter, ever one is OD green. Judge people by how they act, not how they look.
I hunted up that Pimpin' cartoon because that's how he'd been acting for a few weeks, trying to be all ghetto and shit. I suspect Pimpin's the guy white people mean when they say, "I have this black friend...".
I like how you censored yourself there CBT. Thanks. And MP just writes that stuff as a joke man. At least I'm about 95% sure of that.
ReplyDeleteThe reason most of the Anonymouses piss me off is because I give everyone plenty of ammo to fire off at me with. So did Pam, so does RQ, and you did, too, to a certain extent with those videos. It's easy to take shots at someone when they have no ammo to use to shoot back. Really very pussyish, in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteI understand what you mean man.
ReplyDeleteWhat I said about having my niece introduce mr to her friends once she starts college; You thought I was joking?
ReplyDeleteYou really think your niece is going to hook you up with anyone she knows?
ReplyDeleteI am joking. The chick I've been seeing is 23, I think I'm starting to enjoy older women now. No worries about contributing to the delinquincy.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she's a golden girl.
ReplyDeleteMy niece doesn't run with the wild children. No fun there. Now this girl I've treated like a niece has hooked me up with a dozen of her friends over the last 2 and half years, including my youngest daughter's mother.
ReplyDeleteShe's like a madam.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYeah, she's a golden girl."
Close. Everything about this girl is honey colored. Her eyes, her hair, even her skin. All smooth and sweet.
Well, nice score.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteShe's like a madam."
When one of her friends bitches about young guys treating her like shit, Jessica pimps me out.
Sure. Let me guess, these women pay you too?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, ol' son, have a happy Thanksgiving. Two hours in the car with my folks has worn me the fuck out. Night, boy.
ReplyDeleteNight man.
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy Thanksgiving to you as well.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteSure. Let me guess, these women pay you too?"
Well, no, you got that part wrong. What surprises me is how much just dinner at a nice restaurant, being polite and respectful has gotten me laid by 21 year old college girls. The best line ever is, "So, honey, tell me about yourself".
You should write a book CBT.
ReplyDeletehi spurs. hi cbt.
ReplyDeleteHello. How are you? So what are your plans for Thanksgiving?
ReplyDeletegoing out of town to spend it with family
ReplyDeleteWhere to?
ReplyDeletemost of my family still live in my hometown but actually im meeting some of them in Fl. one of my aunt/uncles have a condo there and invited my g-parents to come meet them, who invited my parents, & so on now somehow we've got a small caravan heading to FL for Thanksgiving. Pretty random I know, but i have really been trying to get over to see my grandparents more than i have been so....
ReplyDeletewhat about you? still going over to your moms aunts daughters?
that is what you said wasnt it? or am i getting that confused?
ReplyDeleteSounds like a caravan indeed. I take it you are flying? Hope so.
ReplyDeleteNice memory. Yes, I'm still going over to my mom's aunt's daughter's house.
No, you were right.
ReplyDeleteseems like the comments are delayed in showing up for some reason. yes, i am flying. i was going to ride with my mom but im decided just to fly and meet them. im going to ride back with them though.
ReplyDeleteYes, the comments are showing up slow. I don't know what the problem is. What time is your flight?
ReplyDeletemy aunt/uncle and grandparents all live in La so its not as far for them to drive. then again my grandparents are the type that prefer to drive to vegas than fly. now that they are older they have this little rv thing and anywhere they go they prefer to take the "scenic route".. ha. they turn a trip to vegas into a three day travel instead of a two hour flight..ha not for me, but i guess that comes with the age or something..?
ReplyDeletei fly out at 1:00 p.m. tomorrow
ReplyDeleteIndeed, my grandparents used to drive everywhere. They had a motor home, which made sense.
ReplyDeleteBut my grandparents on my dad's side used to drive everywhere instead of flying too. I think it is an age thing. Plus when you are older, you have plenty of time, and you aren't in such a hurry.
At least that's my opinion.
that is very odd about the comment delay... i wonder what could be causing it to do that? do you know if its affecting any of the other blogs on this site or just yours specifically?
ReplyDeleteoh, and i can see the ads now, so i clicked... ha ;)
ReplyDeleteGood question. I was going to google that earlier to see if it's a problem with blogger, but I never got around to doing it.
ReplyDeleteHey, thanks. I appreciate that. Really.
ReplyDeleteso whats new with you, anything? how are things with you?
ReplyDeleteFine, thanks. Nothing all that new going on here. Well, at least nothing to "write home about", if you will.
ReplyDeletei hear ya.
ReplyDeleteWell, it appears we are in the same boat.
ReplyDeleteu know who...hi lamp.
ReplyDeleteHello lamp. How are you?
ReplyDeleteu know who = lamp.
ReplyDeletei know i really dont know you, or near as much about you as you know about me, but i really do like you spurs. im comfortable talking to you for some reason, its like a vibe you give off. that prob. sounds retarded & i could be way off, but seriously, i feel youre cool people at the core.
ReplyDeleteOh, you meant that was lamp. No, it's not.
ReplyDeleteHey thanks, I appreciate that. That was nice of you to write.
ReplyDeletei suppose thats what people are calling me
ReplyDelete(a lamp)... funny thing is, my whole life i thought i was a girl.
i am not sure what being a lamp fully encompasses, but what i do know i feel i am a good person- far from perfect, but a good heart.
so, if i am in fact this lamp aka "lie" as you call it, and that represents something undesirable in your eyes, im sorry, but i certainly didn't ask to be born a lighting fixture and i suppose there isn't much i can do about it except try to make the best of it.... right?
No, no, no. There is a commenter (Alyssa) who used to go by the "name" of lamp. So anonymous that that was you. It wasn't an insult.
ReplyDelete*thought* that was you.
ReplyDeleteHi Spurs.
ReplyDeleteHello Pam. So what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
ReplyDeleteyou mean, 'who' is she doing for thanksgiving?
ReplyDeleteI really dislike the holidays, I am dreading tomorrow I am seeing my dad for the first time in almost a year. And you know what person above me, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT
ReplyDeletewhat about you spurs ?
ReplyDeleteDon't even worry what people write Pam. It's just a joke.
ReplyDeleteSo are you having the dinner at your mom's?
I'm just going over to my parents' and then we are going over to some relatives house. Pretty simple.
ReplyDeleteMy brother is going to his girlfriends house
ReplyDeleteMy mom is so indulged in her one legged husband she has forgotten I Exist and actually hasn't invited me to eat lol
My dad and his Fiance are going to get take out when I come over
- your right, a comment like that is stupid I know very well my junk hasn't been touched in months, so i shouldn't even care how people see me as =) .
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to have my own family with kids and a husband, so I can do a family better than my parents did
I like how you used the term "junk" Pam.
ReplyDeletehaha.. Woopsies. haha.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was funny. So what are you going to do the rest of the night? Playing any XBOX tonight?
ReplyDeleteGo to sleep I think, I worked all day .. I was off today too~ . I told them I would be able to come in for two hours that turned into 8 or more lol. I am glad I love my job, or else I Would be going insane working everyday all day!
ReplyDeleteyou blogging all night ?
At least it's money.
ReplyDeleteAs far as "blogging all night?" Yep, I'm just going to sit here and type messages back and forth between myself.
Good way to go insane lol. I wonder if Obama is going to pardon a black turkey ?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Pam. Well, don't know about pardoning a black turkey, but I know he's having Oprah over for a Christmas special.
ReplyDeleteI take it you aren't a fan of his?
ReplyDeleteHe is to trendy, his ideas are okay but hes just too "hip" Honestly, after I read five different magazine covers on his new puppy and how it is part poodle because his youngest daughter is allergic to dander, I realized he is some one we are looking to as entertainment and updates on his own personal very personal life, its all too much. If Clinton or Bush's daughters were allergic to dogs, US weekly could have gave a shit less to tell a soul lol
ReplyDeleteWell, you do have a point there. He was also on the cover of GQ. It's like he's a celebrity.
ReplyDeleteHaha " like " lol. He is so hollywood ;).
ReplyDeleteI think I am going to try an sleep
nitey nite spurs!
Good night Pam.
ReplyDeleteyoure not junk pam.
ReplyDeleteanyway, one mans trash is another mans treasure.
and the guy that doesnt appreciate you is probably just too blind to recognize the gem right thats right in front of him.
in the end, thats His Loss. you are so young and have so much life ahead of you to do/be anything you want to be.
so, smile pretty girl :)
Great advice, u know who.
ReplyDeleteI think Pam is a treasure. The girl has a good heart. Just curious, did anyone else here do fucked up shit when they were 20 and grow out of it?
ReplyDeleteu know who seems pretty sweet, too.
ReplyDeleteBush's daughters did not really do cocaine. They just liked the way it smelled.
ReplyDeleteu know who: Spurs is good people.
ReplyDeleteu know who - can you possibly sound any more cliche? jesus.
ReplyDeleteThanks CBT. You are good people too. Well, the sugar baby thing is a little off in my book, but hey, whatever.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI'm freakin' full as a dog tick.
ReplyDeleteI have decided the best way to deal with Anonymous is to just ignore his existance.
"Full as a dog tick?"
ReplyDeleteFirst time I've ever heard that.
Spurs, you haven't heard that because you ain't no hillbilly.
ReplyDeleteRQ= Ugly as homemade sin
Elfie= Hot as a fox in a forest fire
I have just discovered the correct term for men like this CBT is not red arm, it is redneck. My bad. I am not good with human anatomy.
ReplyDeleteCBT, well I guess I should be glad I haven't heard that term. Otherwise I'd be a hillbilly.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one Avery. Thanks for clearing that up.
ReplyDelete