With the new developments in Iran the Army has called on CBT to go in and eradicate the global threat. I'm surprised they didn't call John Rambo instead.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
CBT selected to save or enslave Iran
With the new developments in Iran the Army has called on CBT to go in and eradicate the global threat. I'm surprised they didn't call John Rambo instead.
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hahaha....go get 'em!
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious man. What a great picture.
ReplyDeletei honestly think cbt dresses up in his bdus on the weekend.
ReplyDeleteHe probably dresses up in them when he's banging one of his sugar babbies.
ReplyDeletei think he makes them wear sandals, pajamas, and lampshade hats. then makes then say, 'momma-son want you pay now. no pay later.'
ReplyDeleteProbably. Then he locks them up in a bamboo cage until he wants to use them again.
ReplyDeletehe keeps them doped up on china white.
ReplyDeleteAnd smack.
ReplyDeletedid cbt already fly off to be dropped behind enemy lines or is he in the outhouse? cbt, where are you?
ReplyDeleteGood question. I think he was going to go to Little Rock and visit one of his sugar babbies.
ReplyDeleteaw man, att dropped tiger woods. another sponsor lost.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I saw that too.
ReplyDeletei read somewhere that hes gonna end up costing his sponsors about 12 billion dollars. 12 BILLION DOLLARS!
ReplyDeleteYep, that's crazy right? I guess there are some really pissed off people right now.
ReplyDeletemaybe we should send cbt to go find tiger and take him out? if somebody cost me that much i sure as fuck would have them taken out.
ReplyDeleteI'd hate so see that guy taken out, because I want to see how well he plays now, and I don't even like golf.
ReplyDeletei think hes out of golf for good.
ReplyDeleteYou think so? I think he'll be gone longer than people think, but I do believe he'll eventually be back.
ReplyDeleteif he does comeback i dont think hes gonna be as good.
ReplyDeleteand hes STILL banging that ugly chick.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/tiger-woods-is-still-hittin-this/
Yeah, I saw that, but I'm not sure he's actually still seeing her. I know there were reports they were spotted togtehr, but I'm not sure if I really buy that.
ReplyDeleteand shes not even really that pretty. and her boob job sucks.
ReplyDeleteExactly. I don't think she looks all that great.
ReplyDeletehis wife is really pretty tho. or his soon to be ex wife.
ReplyDeleteI actually don't think they will get divorced.
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didnt she buy an island not too long ago?
ReplyDeleteDamn, that's pretty cool. How long did it take you to do that?
ReplyDeleteoh, no time at all. just did a copy pasta.
ReplyDeleteNot sure about the island.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was going to say you spit that Happy New Year deal out pretty quick.
ReplyDeletelooking at brittany murphys widower gives me new hope that i can someday land a rich broad.
ReplyDeletelike i said before, taylor swift is single.
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe you should consider becoming a screenwriter.
ReplyDeletewrite*
ReplyDeletelooks like my career is already over.
That's funny.
ReplyDeletei wonder how rqs date went last night? hhhmmmm...
ReplyDeleteYeah, you would have thought she would have stopped by. I'm sure she'll be around later though.
ReplyDeleteWell at least I hope she'll be. I'm sure she has a great story.
ReplyDeleteoh man. i have a feeling its gonna be a great story she has to tell. i think it involves adult diapers and mace.
ReplyDeleteIt probably does.
ReplyDeletei shouldn't have had that third glass of wine, or the forth
ReplyDeleteloved loved loved me till i remmebered i shouldn't drink if i haven't eaten all day
ReplyDeleteand it was all downhill from there. super good looking, swiss banker
ReplyDeleteoh my god, a great kisser
ReplyDeleteand i fucked it up. first guy in a so long i'm actually attracted to and i let wine get in the way
ReplyDeletei had to have his security guard drive me off the property in a golf cart, where a cab was waiting to drive me home. and that ride was so bumpy on that stupid golf cart, i kid you not i wanted to wretch, and i did.
ReplyDeletei take it that was a no-no?
ReplyDeletefour glasses of wine in four hours and i was fucking plowed.
ReplyDeletebecuase i forgot to eat dinner. duh, man, blew that blew that big time
ReplyDeleteyes, he couldn't get rid of me quick enough once i was plastered. i mean damn, i was gone out of my skull drunk.
ReplyDeletei could see myself being the mistress of that sprawling estate.....well fuck it. gotta be more good looking billionaires out there. No, god i'm dumb. stupid stupid girl
ReplyDeletedoes anyone have any words of wisdom for me?
i guess you should have read the instruction manual on dating rq. oh wait, that's right... there isn't one. sheesh.
ReplyDeletei am sure i left a trail of vomit, yes a definite no no on those grounds
ReplyDeletei am such a nice person but when i drink i lose my mind. but i didn't even drink much. no more drinking. i'm on the wagon.
ReplyDeletei love him. i'm going over there to ring the doorbell
thanks, anon. i hate having such a fall from grace, i had that dude in the bag, in my hands. stupid wine.
ReplyDeletei need a reality check.major.
ReplyDeleteit's a good thing i'm a queen online that is the only part of my life that remains sane.
i will be crying. bye
ReplyDeleteDamn Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteI think if the guy is cool he'll understand that you were drunk.
How do you know the guy doesn't want to talk to you anymore?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteI was checking out that Pinnochio link. Nuts.
*Pinocchio*
ReplyDeleteim very sorry about your failed date rq. dont fret, we all make mistakes in relationships sometimes.
ReplyDeletei think one problem with couples today is that they dont communicate with each other enough.
communcation & trust are essential for any lasting relationship.
so, big plans for new years spurs?
ReplyDeleteWell hope you have a good one whatever you do. Happy New Years to All.
ReplyDeleteNot really anonymous. How about you? Any plans?
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy New Year to you too.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteYou in Little Rock?
thank you all for your kind words. I've just been invited to go play horseshoes at someone's house. That should be interesting after I've had a couple of drinks, I hope I don't whack someone in the head.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to eat dinner and head out.
Happy New Year everyone.
Happy New Year to you too Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteHave fun.
Haha.. This is funny :)
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Maynard? Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked this.
That was a romantic story kinkyb!tch. And I think I need to start putting (rhymed) after my rhymes again. You are getting too cocky.
ReplyDeleteoohh kb seems pretty angry... all that sexual frustration builds up after awhile I guess.
ReplyDeleteso, do tell, who is the cock-blocking bastard you'd like to send straight to hell anyway?
thats pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteYes, kinkyb!tch is funny.
ReplyDeletei wonder if she climbed up the wall after she left that comment.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean?
ReplyDelete*banged not climbed
ReplyDelete