Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Fight at Jay-Z's 40/40 Club in Atlantic City



I'm posting this because EV, Wopness, Elfie (Streets) and Anonymous were having a discussion about rap on the post below. CBT was making an effort, but he failed.

Anyway, this happened this weekend, and this is just awful. But in a way a part of me wishes I was one of the dudes getting smashed by the bouncers. When the ambulance came and put me on the gurney, I can imagine one of the EMT's saying, "Can you hear me? Can you hear me?"

I'd say, "Yeah, can you hear me? CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING!"

112 comments:

  1. I failed?

    I'm pretty sure that any musical genre that spawned the lyrics "Wait'll you see my dick, bitch" and "I'm gonna beat that pussy up, bitch" is what failed.

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  2. I know that buddy. I was just playing around with you. I never did know that Soulja Boy was from Arkansas though. Never would have guessed.

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  3. I like Nas- It was Written, one of the best Rap cd's. Or Stillmatic.

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  4. What's up Jennifer? Hope things are going good for you.

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  5. Oh crap, where are my manners? *Jennifer*

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  6. Hey! :) Yeah, things are alright you know, I wont bore you with the details....

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  7. Apparently my oldest daughter's mother, Kelly Jo the ho (rhymed), dated one of the guys in Soulja Boy when she was in high school in Jonesboro, or so she says. However, if that bitch tells me the sky is blue and grass is green, I want independent confirmation.

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  8. CBT, thanks for your concern, but its really not "that bad". We've been "trying" to work things out, you know its sad to just throw away 7 almost 8 years! Weve been together since I was 15! Yea, its been a bumpy road, but I still love him, and he does try to give me everything I want and need! He may not be Prince Charming, but hes not a monster.

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  9. *Jennifer*: Good luck, sugar.

    LOS ANGELES - Three boys were booked on suspicion of bullying or kicking red-haired students at a middle school when a "Kick a Ginger Day" prank inspired by a "South Park" episode got out of hand, authorities said Monday...Investigators said the attacks apparently were inspired by a 2005 episode of "South Park" that parodied racial prejudice by having the character Cartman incite a hate campaign against freckled, red-haired "ginger kids."

    I've married two redheads and lived with two others long enough to qualify as being married to them. I fully support the actions of these kids.

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  10. *Jennifer*:

    Glad to hear (read) things are going alright for you.

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  11. CBT:

    Kelli Jo dated one of the guys in Soulja Boy? Perhaps if it's the fact I'm so tired, but sadly, I don't have a response for that.

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  12. The shootings of the police officers in Seattle by a man Mike Huckabee granted clemency to here in Arkansas back 2000 has got the local media churned up. Huckabee's other major clemency "success" was a man named Wayne Dummond, who murdered at least two women in Kansas City after the Huckster let him go. Dummond was convicted of raping a 16 year old cheerleader in Forest City, Arkansas, who was the daughter of a prominent local business man and Bill Clinton's second cousin. While Dummond was out on bail awaiting trial, two masked men broke into his house and castrated him. His balls ended up in a jar of alcohol, displayed on the desk of St. Francis County sheriff Coolidge Conley. Rumor has it that the two assailants were St. Francis county deputies acting on Conley's orders. Conley was later ousted from office and tried and convicted on charges of running a vast illegal gambling and prostitution operation in St. Francis County. You just gotta love Arkansas.

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  13. "SPURS FAN said...

    CBT:

    Kelli Jo dated one of the guys in Soulja Boy? Perhaps if it's the fact I'm so tired, but sadly, I don't have a response for that."

    By the time I figured out KJ's level of whorishness, it was too late.

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  14. I really don't believe that she did. That bitch would lie when the truth would've been better for her.

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  15. Arkansas sounds great. Texas would rule when it comes to murderers if it wasn't for the long ass wait on the death penalty. Then there have been a few innocent people executed, and that kind of makes me sick. So I used to be rah rah death penalty, but then when you hear about the innocent people being destroyed, kind of throws my thinking for a loop.

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  16. "level of whorishness"

    I like that.

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  17. Hey CBT, just curious. What would you put your "level of whorishness" at?

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  18. I'm not real big on the death penalty because of the way it's applied. There simply aren't enough checks and balances to protect the innocent and too many overly ambitious and unethical prosecutors in the system. We have the tools to protect the innocent, but when you have prosecutors and judges who refuse to reopen cases where DNA evidence conclusively shows the convicted party couldn't possibly have committed the crime, the system is too broken.

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  19. I spent over 5k last summer getting custody of my daughter taken away from KJ. Her parents and I now have joint custody of Ella.

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  20. Back to the death penalty. If it was applied swiftly to perpetrators convicted by conclusive forensic evidence, I'd be ok with it. There are some crimes that deserve the death penalty. Eye witness testimony is the least reliable form of evidence, but unfortunately the type of evidence that carries the most weight with juries and shouldn't be a factor in the application of so serious a sentence.

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  21. CBT:
    Soulja Boy is like 15 years old, so I highly doubt your 45 year old ex dated him when she was in high school.

    Jennifer: Hell yeah It Was Written was one of the best albums. One of my top 3 all time versus started that album off

    NAS - The Message

    "Fake thug, no love, you get the slug, CB4 Gusto
    Your luck low, I didn't know til I was drunk though
    You freak niggaz played out, get fucked and ate out
    Prostitute turned bitch, I got the gauge out
    96 ways I made out, Montana way
    The Good-F-E-L-L-A, verbal AK spray
    Dipped attache, jumped out the Range, empty out the ashtray
    A glass of 'ze make a man Cassius Clay
    Red dot plots, murder schemes, thirty-two shotguns
    Regulate wit my Dunn's, 17 rocks gleam from one ring
    Yo let me let y'all niggaz know one thing
    There's one life, one love, so there can only be one King
    The highlights of livin, Vegas style roll dice in linen
    Antera spinnin on Milleniums, twenty G bets I'm winnin them
    Threats I'm sendin them, Lex with TV sets the minimum
    Ill sex adrenaline
    Party with villians, a case of Demi-Sec to chase the Henny
    Wet any clique, with the semi-tech who want it
    Diamonds I flaunt it, chickenheads flock I lace em
    Fried broiled with basil, taste em, crack the legs
    way out of formation, it's horizontal how I have em
    fuckin me in the Benz wagon
    Can it be Vanity from Last Dragon
    Grab your gun it's on though
    Shit is grimy, real niggaz buck in broad daylight
    with the broke Mac it won't spray right
    Don't give a fuck who they hit, as long as the drama's lit
    Yo, overnight thugs, bug cause they ain't promised shit
    Hungry-ass hooligans stay on that piranha shit"

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  22. CBT:

    I think anonymous was referring to the video. Or maybe you and I.

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  23. Wopness:

    You know, I've never listened to much NAS. I think I should check him out.

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  24. Spurs: old NAS is fucking ridiculous.

    Illmatic
    It Was Written
    I Am
    Stillmatic

    Those are the albums you need to check out to get the REAL NAS.

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  25. All right, cool. When I get home tonight, I'm going to check out a few of his songs. I don't know if my boss is a NAS fan. As a matter of fact, I'd bet she has never heard of him.

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  26. While you are at it Spurs, check out Mobb Deep, Infamous, Murda Muzik, Hell on Earth and Infamy... and Prodigy's H.N.I.C.

    Wow! That was my favorite group ever back then... Now they suck

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  27. Hey CBT,

    Did you see where the guy in Seattle was shot and killed?

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  28. Wop, my baby momma just turned 24 in October. I believe Soulja Boy is older than 15, but wtf, KJ lies about everything.

    Spurs, yeah, I saw that. Oddly enough, people in Arkansas who are suspected in shootings of police officers rarely make it to trial. They tend to be shot resisting arrest, especially if they're black.

    In 1993 The Arkansas Democrat Gazette ran an article detailing all the homicides in Pulaski County. 1993 was the highest number before or since (peak of the nationwide Crips/Bloods war). There were 84 homicides in Pulaski County that year. 76 of them were black on black, 3 were black on white, 1 was black on hispanic, 1 was white on black (eventually ruled self defense) and 3 were white on white (all the result of domestic altercations). Factor out black folks and there'd have been 3 homicides.

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  29. CBT:

    You are like the white Jesse Jackson/Al Sharpton.

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  30. Soulja Boy is 19 and from Atlanta. Just one more thing that bitch lied about. No surprise.

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  31. Haha Why would anyone lie about being with Souja Boy?! That is just sad.

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  32. ***Tap, tap, tap***- Is this thing on?

    My comments are not showing up

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  33. Yeah, sorry Streets. It's still screwing up sometimes.

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  34. Spurs: Prodigy of Mobb Deep. Funny you should say that because I have like 300 prodigy songs on my ipod, because I thought I was getting the other prodigy

    CBT: No shocker. My baby momma is the biggest fucking liar on planet earth, at least seems that way to me.

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  35. Wopness--"Spurs: Prodigy of Mobb Deep. Funny you should say that because I have like 300 prodigy songs on my ipod, because I thought I was getting the other prodigy

    CBT: No shocker. My baby momma is the biggest fucking liar on planet earth, at least seems that way to me."

    Wopness:

    I put your comment there for you. Sorry man, don't know what the problem is. So you were talking about Prodigy of Mobb Deep. I thought you meant "Firestarter" Prodigy.

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  36. Wopness--"Spurs: Prodigy of Mobb Deep. Funny you should say that because I have like 300 prodigy songs on my ipod, because I thought I was getting the other prodigy

    CBT: No shocker. My baby momma is the biggest fucking liar on planet earth, at least seems that way to me."

    Wopness:

    I put your comment there for you. Sorry man, don't know what the problem is. So you were talking about Prodigy of Mobb Deep. I thought you meant "Firestarter" Prodigy.

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  37. Anon Said: "...We shook Dre punk ass, now we out of the closet..."

    Im pretty sure that was a mis-quote there buddy

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  38. Spurs: Realest Shit I ever Wrote - 2pac

    2pac was a great, rapper, entertainer etc.. One of the best, definitely the best at invoking emotion. However, he is no where near the same class as nas and biggie when it comes to being lyrical, being an MC, imho

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  39. Spurs: - I meant Against All Odds - 2pac

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  40. Spurs:

    The song is Against All Odds

    Wop:

    Yeah, I think it should say "he" out of the closet. There was a rumor that Dr. Dre was
    bi-sexual. Suge Knight confirmed it in an interview with Howard Stern. He said Dre admitted it years ago when he was still at Death Row.

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  41. Anon - Yeah im sure thats what he said, but it was funny you called pac gay indirectly.

    EVERYONE said Dre was gay for a while

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  42. At the risk of sounding like CBT:

    I used to date this girl that swore she was Dre's cousin. I didnt believe her for one second until she went out to Cali for a family function and sent me pictures of her fam with him, in HIS house. Then I felt stupid.

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  43. Wop:

    I didn't sit there and type that song out word for word. That would take too long. I got it from azlyrics. It was their mistake and I just missed it when I skimmed them. So No, I never called Pac gay.

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  44. Thanks Wopness. I'm going to check out that song tonight as well.

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  45. The problem with my other baby momma is that she doesn't lie enough, to me anyway, to her boyfriend is another story.

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  46. Anon: Thus the "indirectly" part of my comment

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  47. so the comments are really fucked up today.

    Spurs you should sue, you might have like a .05 cent loss wages claim on your hands

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  48. "SPURS FAN said...

    You really are a romantic CBT."

    Yeah, right. I'm a pretty cynical old bastard.

    Tiff's boyfriend thinks Briley is his, DNA says she's mine. I think he's starting to figure out that he couldn't have fathered a kid with ahead that round.

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  49. "WTD said...

    so the comments are really fucked up today.

    Spurs you should sue, you might have like a .05 cent loss wages claim on your hands"

    Yeah Spurs, sue. Wop will take the case on a contingency basis.

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  50. CBT SAID: "Yeah Spurs, sue. Wop will take the case on a contingency basis."

    how do you break up a nickel into thirds?

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  51. Wop: I'm sure, since Spurs wouldn't have to come up with a retainer, he'd be happy give 2 fifths.

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  52. Mobb Deep- Hell on Earth
    Lupe Fiasco-Superstar
    Nas-The Message
    Twista- Overnight Celebrity
    lil bow wow- fresh azimiz :)


    I MISS VENOM :( WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROMEO???

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  53. My Kim Kardashian Ultimate Booty Sculpt video just came in the mail! YES! I just want to see her bending over. lol jk

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  54. My ipod broke 2 months ago :( im sad, i want a new one for christmas. Santa? Are you there? I would take an Iphone in exchange... lmao

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  55. Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.....OF ALL TIME!


    I'll be back with a long ass lyrics post to the song...

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  56. RIO DE JANEIRO - Robin Williams may have to scratch Rio de Janeiro off his list of possible vacation sites. Some citizens and officials in the Brazilian city are upset with comments the comedian made on a recent appearance on the “Late Show” with David Letterman, saying Rio received the 2016 Olympics because it sent “50 strippers and a pound of blow” to compete with Chicago’s entourage that included President Barack Obama and Oprah Winfrey.

    That would've gotten me to vote for Rio.

    Spurs: Post the real reason Chicago lost out.

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  57. Beyonce has some of the best videos to watch with the sound turned down. Not really listenable, but infinitely watchable.

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  58. Pam, why are you meowing? When you proposed to me you made it very clear we couldn't have a cat.

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  59. Wop:

    I just listened to it again, and it does sound like he says "we". I think he meant that they "shook Dre" so they were out of the closet, as in "away from Dre" who is gay and "in the closet".

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  60. Pamela Anne...

    MEOWWW~ Yes. Miss Texas :)

    Did u delete ur facebook???

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  61. Kim Karashian is hot but she has a crappy personality. I have her dirty video with RayJ, she bends over A LOT. I do not watch it to see him. mmmmhhhhmmm

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  62. Elfie Darling :)
    How have you been? Ive seen the "dirty" video she made with RAY J too, its was ok, a little too softcore for my taste. lmao

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  63. jen bunny - I have my facebook up - did delete, but I am over people seeing me still, its all too fresh. I guess last night was the last straw. I need people to forget my name so when I go out in public I don't have to be reminded I did porn and tried to off myself - They tell me like I don't already know. I want to be all alone. Email me and Ill give you my # for when my phone is working again, the fb is up for a day or two longer =-0

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  64. I think Khourtney is the hot Kardashian.

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  65. I think kris is the hot kardashian

    CBT thinks rob

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  66. I'm ignoring the Rob remark. Even knocked up, Khourney's sexier than Kim and Khole's a sasquatch. Who's Kris?

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  67. I was just doing some reminicing about me and Spurs little battles on The Dirty.. I found this one that we really tear each other up in. Thought you guys might find it funny.

    http://thedirty.com/2009/01/06/would_you3f_leryn_franco/

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  68. Yes thats pretty funny Wop. At least it was just all in good fun between you guys.

    Ive seen some of the posts get very volatile.

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  69. "Spurs you should sue, you might have like a .05 cent loss wages claim on your hands"

    You might have highballed the loss of wages on that one.

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  70. "Spurs: Post the real reason Chicago lost out."

    CBT, you really want me to post that? All right man, I will. And I'll credit it to you. I don't know how nice it will be.

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  71. SPURS SAID: "You might have highballed the loss of wages on that one."

    I always highball damages, thats my job.

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  72. Pam:

    "I need people to forget my name so when I go out in public"

    You are a superstar buddy. So didn't you meet up with Kalli last night?

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  73. I guess that makes sense about that being your job Wopness. And I'm going to check out that link you posted.

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  74. I just caught part of an episode of the "Bad Girls Club". I thought these girls were supposed to be good looking and there isn't one of them I'd fuck for free. This show should be called "Rude, Ugly Ass, Pig Nosed Skanks Club".

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  75. Hey Wopness, that was a nice link you found. That was funny.

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  76. "SPURS FAN said...
    "Spurs: Post the real reason Chicago lost out."

    CBT, you really want me to post that? All right man, I will. And I'll credit it to you. I don't know how nice it will be."

    Like everyone's always been that nice to me on this site? Besides, we all need to see Dirty Girl's "before" picture. Where the hell is she anyway? If she disappears, how are you gonna get your dick back from her (Craigslist Whore was hilarious)?

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  77. twat waffle... i have to say that is pretty fucking funny Wop.

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  78. Wopness:

    I still think the most horrible destruction that anyone ever received was RR by Wet Anus on that lingerie post.

    Man, a couple of months ago I went back and read his insults, they were so fucking brutal and mean. The cool thing is, he left about 10-15 comments (tops) on that post and he destroyed her.

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  79. And nobody talks about any post more than two or three comments before the comments go off on some completely unrelated subject.

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  80. CBT:

    DG's computer is completely jacked up. She'll be back around sometime soon I'm sure.

    And as far as the post of the Olympics? Man, can you send that to me again? I'll have to scroll through a bunch of e-mails to find it. If you don't have it handy, I'll find it and post it.

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  81. "SPURS FAN said...
    Wopness:

    I still think the most horrible destruction that anyone ever received was RR by Wet Anus on that lingerie post."

    I remember that. That fucking racist asshole tore poor old RR up. Poor thing, she looked like she'd just been liberated from Auschwitz in that picture.

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  82. Spurs: It's on my computer at work, I'll send it to you in the AM.

    I liked what Robin Williams said about why Rio got the olympics over Chicago.

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  83. That guy was pretty brutal. I dont know if Id say its the most horrible destruction anyone ever recieved.
    RR didnt seem very affected by much of what anyone said.

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  84. Man, she had to be affected. I still think it was so funny when he was ripping her kid (I know, that's awful, but still) and he suggested she take the kid and save him a lifetime of misery by just tossing him down her highrise garbage chute.

    Maybe there's something wrong with me anonymous, but I thought that was hilarious.

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  85. RichieRexic took the best everyone could dish out like a trooper. She was such a vapid, shallow bitch (at least the character she was playing was), but she just kept right on.

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  86. CBT:

    What did Robin Williams say? And you know that guy is doing a new stand up act on HBO? I think it's this weekend. Have to hand it to him for still going strong.

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  87. Here's some WA highlights (lowlights on that post):

    "I HAVE NO LIMITS. Always remember that. RR is it not lost on you the irony that you call peole white trash yet you have an out of wedlock bastard child. Only white trash pieces of sh*t have illegimate kids.You claim to be so intelligent but yet you are not even smart enough to head down to the abortion clinic and save that kid a lifetime of pain and emotional turmoil. Let me guess daddy is no where to be found. I already know you are a bad mother instead of taking care of you kid you are on the dirty replying to ever single post people write about you. I bet your kid looks like trigg palin, you two should set up a special needs play date.You are essentially brittany spears, incredibly retarded, have a kid thats only hope in life is an early death, and are white trash with money. Judging from your post do your kid a favor and throw it down your highrise garbage shoot, believe me its better off their then having you as a mother."

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  88. I figured he'd've gone Belushi's way by now.

    RIO DE JANEIRO - Robin Williams may have to scratch Rio de Janeiro off his list of possible vacation sites. Some citizens and officials in the Brazilian city are upset with comments the comedian made on a recent appearance on the “Late Show” with David Letterman, saying Rio received the 2016 Olympics because it sent “50 strippers and a pound of blow” to compete with Chicago’s entourage that included President Barack Obama and Oprah Winfrey.

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  89. Wet Anus Reply:
    April 30th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    Its over RR I just owned you literally owned you. Everyone on here knows it has said it even a couple black guys on here ive said some really meany things to “dgaf” have said i won. You took a lose here, it does not mean you can not rebound im rooting for you and your bastard kid. The odds really stacked against the kid with dad no where to be found your child is going to grow up without the love of its father just like you did, and look how you turned out. Again RR Britney Spears, even with all the money in the world at the end of the day you will forever and always be a white trash wh*re with a bastard kid. Imtelling you dumpster or bust the kid has no chance of having a happy life I dont care if your f*ggot ass grandfather gives the kid 500million dollars, his grandmother is a loser from st louis, his mother is a loser from st louis and he will end up strung out on [removed] living underneath a tarmac wishing he never had been born. This is not specualation this is a fack. and with that you have ll officially sucked a turd nuggest straight out of the kings WET ANUS.

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  90. I find any reference to Trigg Palin humorous.

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  91. Exactly CBT, RR was a character. Her posts were not based on real life which is why she was less affected than she would have been had her posts been real life scenarios.

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  92. CBT:

    No shit, the best was when people wondered how he was able to get away with writing all that horrible stuff, when everyone else would get censored.

    I used to laugh, thinking I knew it was Hollywood. But now I think it was the white guy (I think that is Mark) that make up the real "nik richie."

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  93. Anonymous, I found a woman in STL that I think was RR. The chick I think she was was pretty close to the character she portrayed, only with less money. I was seeing Rudi Huxtable then and I had her thug little brother go check her out. He sent me a picture but it was fuzzy and all I could see was a thin blond.

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  94. Spurs: I seriously think WA was the black guy.

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  95. But I do agree that RR was playing a character, and she was damn good at it. I did enjoy her comments.

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  96. Spurs: Someone who used to talk to the Dirty staff (back when there was a Dirty staff) told me that.

    When I said something to Rudi about going to Lure, she said "EEEEEWWWWWW, that place is ghetto!" and Rudi was black, well sort of.

    I think the real Ashley Blair (I believe that's her real first and middle name) is close to being the character she played, except I think she's a real estate agent, not an accountant (my sister is an accountant and my brother in law is a lawyer with his undergrad in accounting) because she didn't know shit about accounting.

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  97. Wasn't Rudi Huxtablethe name of Bill Cosby's daughter on The Cosby Show?

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  98. Anonymous, ask Wop why he nicknamed her that. Her real name was Micha. She looked like Rudi grown up.

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  99. Yes, it was her name anonymous. And she grew up to look pretty damn good.

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  100. -Wet Anus used to crack me up, but also got a little annoying at times.

    - She does look like rudy, thats why I nicknamed her that.

    - If RR is a real person, god help her soul

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  101. Oh come on Wop, the chick wasn't that bad. She was a single mom who was obsessed with being on the dirty. Big deal. People like Bin Laden are whose souls need help, that chick just needed to get a clue. But she wasnt real so its irrelevant.

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  102. lol a nice old fashion beat down. I like it.

    -MP

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  103. Anon - that bitch was a horrendous person, I couldnt stand the thought of it, is she a Bin Laden? no. Is she a disgusting human? Yes, I think so.

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