Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas!!!!!!



Just wanted to say Merry Christmas to everyone, and thanks for being a part of this site. It's been a lot of fun. I really do appreciate people leaving comments and the others who visit the site. I was going to do a video of a run down of names, but I'm not high, which means it wouldn't have been very good. So instead, I'll just attempt to do a write up:

Queen Bee deserves the first "shout out" (long overdue) for coming up with the site name. Sorry it took me so long to give you your proper (this really isn't that proper) acknowledgement.

Dirtygirl--you make me laugh and your insults directed towards me are great. Rocket Queen--same to you, thanks for providing the site with a lot of entertainment, Anonymous (the regular one)--you've provided me with an ass ton of laughs too and thanks for sending me stuff to post. Wopness--Mama Mia! Thanks for the laughs too. CBT--thanks for being a good sport about being destroyed. All the time.

Pam--thanks for also providing the site with a lot of entertainment. Thanks again for making those videos, and taking pics of that Old Porn Trout. Elfie--your pic is still the highest commented on here. Nice. Stay away from Wopness though.

Francis Begbie--I really do enjoy you being around this joint. Now go ahead and copy and paste this on your facebook. Maynard G. Krebs--you don't come around enough, but when you do, it's enjoyable. Chef--thanks for pinging this site from all over the place. Thanks again for the pics of the Spurs/Suns game, and I hope to make it out there soon to go to a game myself. 20K--thanks for sending me some great things to post. Medium Pimpin--CAPS LOCK KING.

Drew--you have provided a ton of cannon fodder. Thanks. You are a good sport. EV--screw your Eagles. And your Celtics (bandwagoner). Breezy--once again, it was nice meeting you and your wife in Dallas. Thanks for the help on the banner (not this one). When I can figure out how to put yours up, I will. santa--Merry Christmas.

Kinkyb!tch--I really enjoy your comments, but I hate to break this to you, I can rhyme better than you can. *Miss Texas*--thanks to you for providing entertainment with your videos. I wish you were still around making them. Tatazz--I wish you had stuck around as well, but I think you still visit. So if you see this, thanks for the pics and video. Jack Parkman--I wish you commented more. Anonymous (from Indiana)--what happened to you?

Pelican--you are a good sport bud. That white ebonics you use is awesome!!Bitchhog--you are quite the sharp tongued woman. Too bad that shit doesn't work on me. JAG--I miss you commenting here. Anonymous (from Florida) --nothing wrong with being a Republican bud.

Cha-Cha--I hope Australia is going good for you. Dan K--once again, nice blunt smoke. Lamp--Hope your family's business is going good. The woman from North Carolina--I forgot what name you commented under. But I still see your city visit. I hope you start commenting more. Cutenbored--I still think you visit as well. I miss your comments. 2dirty4u--hope you are enjoying San Antonio. Frodo Ritchie--It's too bad you don't comment anymore. Anonymous (from Michigan)--It sucks you stopped commenting.

Christopher Walken--your comments are so great and make me laugh. I wish you'd comment more. CCCC--thanks for all the cocaine and commando stories. Cadamino--thanks for the hillbilly speak. Same to you Hat CBT. Tell Grandmappy she sucks. Avery--for a parrot, you have mad typing skills. Craigslist Whore--good luck to you. I know it must be awful being dumped around this time of year. nik's a dik--Where have you been?

Quovadis--Shit. Sorry about that man. Take no offense please. Late Merry Christmas to you.

And last, and certainly least, Chiggers and Hambone--once again, I find it strange that pitbulls can type. Also, I thought you two were dead. You both are like the Jesus of dogs.

Just wanted to express my gratitude once again at the end here. Really do appreciate all the laughs all of you you have provided to me and everyone else.

Merry Christmas.

165 comments:

  1. That was funny and I can't believe I've never seen this before.

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  2. Jon Lajoie is hilarious. I heard this last year when I heard one of his other songs. "Everyday Normal Guy" is another funny one of his.

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  3. Nice crappy picture you have to go with your name EV. I posted "Everyday Normal Guy" back in June or July.

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  4. Nice video but I liked your comments and thanks for thanking me. You've been a pleasure all year Spurs, and I am happy to be your friend.

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  5. I clean up pretty well, myself, Queenie. I understand very well that Polo black isn't a really high end men's cologne but it ain't exactly Stetson, either.

    The place you were going, RQ, can't be all that exclusive or they wouldn't let your ugly, old, predatory ass in (wait, you have no ass).

    DG, the puppy is cute and I'm jealous, too.

    Merry motherfucking Christmas, everyone.

    Oh, and RQ, I've discovered over the years that the madder a woman your age gets about me, the more she wants to fuck me. Sorry hon, your "do by" date expired a decade and half ago.

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  6. Team That Sucks Fan: What am I, chopped liver?

    I see Hannah Lecter is back. If children recieved no gifts this year, it is because Hannah killed and roasted Santa. That has been one of her desires/

    Merry Christmas translucent one.

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  7. Merry Christmas all.........or Happy Holidays for all you PC fuckers

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  8. You know it has to be killing RQ that Elfie's picture got the most comments. I know she wishes she looked that good.

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  9. Just taking a quick break from my nativity scene reenactment to say Merry Christmas!
    RQ, I received the earrings and will always treasure them! Merriest Christmas to you, love!

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  10. Pam:

    You are welcome, and Merry Christmas.

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  11. Avery:

    I didn't forget about you. Just like I didn't forget about Craigslist Whore. Or Evil Spurs Fan.

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  12. Chiggers & Hambone (original neglected pitbulls)December 25, 2009 at 12:33 PM

    First she forgets to feed us,we die, then you, Spurs Fan, forget to give us a shout out? It's bad enough they minced up our bodies to put into cans of Spam, but now this?

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  13. It's like Christmas at Ozzie and Harriet's around here. It's kinda fun being the family's only dysfunctional element, though.

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  14. Well, except for the overweight lesbian couple.

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  15. Thanks for the shout out bro.. 78 degrees here and nice in breezy off the beach. T Wood's is somewhere around here having a HO HO HO of a Christmas time. Republican Army strong in 2010,, Merry Christmas you all!!

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  16. Chiggers and Hambone:

    I didn't forget about you two either. Well, in my head I didn't. I'll go ahead and throw you two in as well.

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  17. What's up CBT? Who's the "overweight lesbian couple?"

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  18. No problem anonymous. Man, it must be nice to be on the beach.

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  19. Merry Christmas to you too "nik", but I don't think that was really you this time.

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  20. Merry Christmas freaks. I didn't get dumped, at worst I lost a client I had to get drunk before I could fuck. I'll bet you once he gets his hands on his new woman's money, he'll be back. I don't miss that obnoxious fucking parrot at all. Annoying as fuck.

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  21. Well, at least you've been able to look at the "bright side" of things.

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  22. I like how my shoutout was "screw your teams." You're just jealous, Spurs, the NFC East is painted green. As far as bandwagon fan, I'd direct that towards anybody who is a fan of the most boring dynasty in all of NBA history.

    Merry Christmas Spurs. I suppose you do deserve a little bit of credit for making the site. Just a little.

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  23. Thanks EV. And I know that you became a Celtics fan because you used to watch the games with your dad (I think I remember that correctly).

    As far as the "NFC East is painted green?" Yeah, all those Super Bowl rings Philly has won. Oh yeah, that's right, they haven't.

    And "boring dynasty?" Give me a break.

    But Merry Christmas to you, and thanks for giving me "a little credit for making the site."

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  24. Yep, every team in the NFC East has Superbowl wins under their belt. But they sure didn't help them last year, and haven't helped them year either.

    Besides, it would take a map to locate that trophy case which would then need to have all the dust blown off it, before they could "reminisce" of those rings.

    Hope you have a good day man. I'll be trying to avoid going to relatives this year. You know, earlier this week my Christian cousin asked why I celebrate Christmas if I'm Atheist. Isn't that just some ironic shit?

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  25. "Besides, it would take a map to locate that trophy case which would then need to have all the dust blown off it, before they could "reminisce" of those rings."

    That made me laugh.

    "You know, earlier this week my Christian cousin asked why I celebrate Christmas if I'm Atheist. Isn't that just some ironic shit?"

    That is pretty ironic man.

    Hope you have a good day too EV.

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  26. I cannot call a news conference because I have imprint lines of a waffle iron on my face (got drunk, wanted waffles), so I want to use this website to wish everyone a Happy Kwanza.

    The wife is mad at me because last night after my sixth vodka/tonic (a white mans' drink, I'm have white), I put afrosheen all over that fancy dog we got to complete our phony family. I thought it be funny to make him all slippery so and throw him down the garbage shoot. He enjoyed it, because our garbage is always filled with huge scraps of meat, etc., we are a wasteful family. I think that is so funny and ironic that there are starving people two blocks from the white (black) house, and here I am with a fucking dumpster buffet!

    Happy Kwanza everyone!

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  27. That's awesome. I can't believe Obama left a comment on here. Happy Kwanza to you Obama, and thanks a lot for shoving down that bullshit healthcare bill down our throats. I can't believe anyone was dumb enough to vote for you. All they had to do was look at Chicago to see what would happen to rest of the country.

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  28. Also, thanks for bringing the troops home, thanks for being real open with your policies and bills like you said you would, thanks for showing how racist you really are with that incident with the stupid ass racist professor, thanks for you and Holder being dumb enough to give the shitball terrorists a civilian trial, thanks for going across the world apologizing for America, thanks for blaming Bush still for everything even though it was a dumbfuck Democrat controlled Congress (who also thought it was a bright idea to go to war, instead of just dropping another atomic bomb on Afghanistan), thanks for the dumbass stimulus package which did no good, thanks for the dipshit cash for clunkers program, thanks for going to Copenhagen and acting like the rest of the world was going to take your stupid ass seriously.

    Can't wait to see what you come up with these next 3 years.

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  29. Hey, if troops come home in body bags, it's still bringing them home.

    I'm not digging all of this hate, Spurs FAn.

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  30. The overweight lesbian is my brother in law's sisiter and her girlfriend. I like it when they show up for Christmas because they always bring a bottle of something spiked with Vodka and I don't have to get hammered by myself (we're the only ones in the family that drink). Spurs' Google Teresa Prewett (the fat, lesbian). She was part of the semi scandal that led to Houston Nutt leaving Arkansas.

    Btw, dropping an atomic bomb on a country (Afghanistan) that has no real population centers is pretty much a waste of a good atomic bomb. You can't bomb the fuckers back to the stone age because, except for having modern arms, they're still there.

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  31. That's the same reason nuking Viet Nam wouldn't have worked.

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  32. If I'm going to nuke anything, it will be the state of Arkansas. That mushroom cloud is going to smell like a mixture of pig shit and polo black.

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  33. the women will go wild.

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  34. shut your trash hole, you redneck. You speak as if you serve on one of my cabinets. You're not fit to work on the cabinet that houses my toilet paper.

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  35. Obama: I assume since you're from Chicago, you're a bowler. Want me to hook you up with a middle aged plastic bitch who must be a helluva bowler, based on her turquise bowling ball. Just be sure whatever alley you take her to has women's shoes in at least a size 13. Eh, never mind, she probably has her own bowling shoes.

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  36. Sorry for the late response. I had an emergency meeting with my secretary of vocab. We are writing into law that any man who uses the word "pussy" when not concisely and deliberately referring to his feline companion, can be shot, shredded, or dismembered in any fashion that a hot non-bowling bitch from Arizona deems necessary.
    Don't mess with the Queen, she has high friends. Just ask Spurs FAn. He's high everyday.

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  37. Chiggers and HamboneDecember 25, 2009 at 8:25 PM

    Thanks for the shout out spurs. We are moving into Obama's dumpster!

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  38. PussyPussyPussyPussyPussyPussyPussyPussyPussyPussy

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  39. CBT:

    I googled Teresa Prewett. That's pretty interesting stuff. I read the letter to the QB and the Coach.

    Nice.

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  40. Oh, and once again, that wasn't a bowling ball CBT. It was an excercise ball.

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  41. Chiggers and Hambone:

    No problem. And good luck at your new home.

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  42. "SPURS FAN said...

    CBT:

    I googled Teresa Prewett. That's pretty interesting stuff. I read the letter to the QB and the Coach."

    Yeah, Houston Nutt put her up to that. Teresa's dad and Nutt's dad were college room mates. Their families go way back.

    When you Googled her, did the time when she filed criminal charges against the Treasurer of the STate of Arkansas pop up?

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  43. No, I didn't see that. I just saw where she wrote a letter to the QB and coach.

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  44. Hey Charlie, I read where you a fan of domestic violence.

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  45. I bailed Charlie out - Tiger Woods

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  46. Ever see that Charlie Sheen tried to schedule a meeting with Obama to discuss 9-11 and how it was an inside job? Given how involved he is with that shit, and how he has no major works brewing, I'd guarantee it's not just a publicity ploy either.

    I laughed at how he thought Osama Bin Laden and his regime were working for the US, and that is why we haven't found them yet. I guess it would just be all too easy to stage a capture of the guy while he's still on the payroll. I love how conspiracy theories are formed around the idea that Politicians behind it couldn't hide a sucker from a baby. There is always some gaping hole in the story waiting to be exposed by some closet analyst with a fucking internet connection.

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  47. "Ever see that Charlie Sheen tried to schedule a meeting with Obama to discuss 9-11 and how it was an inside job?"

    I had heard something about that, I just thought it might have been all the coke speaking.

    And you are right. There is always some conspiracy theory waiting to be "uncovered", and how full of shit most of the theories are.

    Except the moon walking and the "conspiracy" against that.

    I just can't reiterate enough how there is no fucking possible way we walked around on that thing.

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  48. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5AvI9xpFdw

    You can thank me later.

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  49. Spurs:

    Oswald was the lone gunman.

    We walked on the moon.

    Bush believed Saddam had WMDs and the War In Iraq isn't about oil.

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  50. pam, that video was horrible. you cant lip sync for shit. i hate the fact that i cant unsee that video.

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  51. lmfao.

    I can't help that video it was five am and intoxicated off of christmas

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  52. I have a cold. It sucks. I am going to bed with my iPod so Kings of Leon can sing me to sleep..
    from me, you will hear no more peeps, unless Francis shows up in his Jeep. Hopefully he did not borrow CBTs cologne that is so cheap.
    (rhymed, all of it, and better than Spurs)

    btw-wtf is Kwanzaa? I mean, what does a Kwanzaanite (is that what Kwanzaa celebrators are called?) do? And what day do they do things on? I hope to return and see CBT dedicate one of his random and useless informational tidbits to answer this post. If not, RQ, please continue your roast.
    (rhymed. again.)
    Thank you for the lovely gift, but I am not sure if I can eat the cheese. Is it made with skim milk? I do not want to get as fat as DG (wuv you, Dg).

    Happy Festivities, to the most PC group of online people I know!

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  53. kinkyb!tch:

    Kings of Leon? You and DG sure do have some things in common. And yes, you did throw down a nice rhyme. Good job.

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  54. Pam:

    You took down the video? I wanted to see it. And I haven't smoked in a long time. Like 4 months or so.

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  55. A few of the women here are much like roosters that think the sun rises just to hear them crow.

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  56. Kwanzaa is an African-American holiday that, like Juneteenth and Martin Luther King, Jr. day, was created out of someone's ass in an attempt to add a layer of depth to a culture most noted for illegitimite children, crime, reliance on public assistance and drug abuse.

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  57. Shakespeare for Rocket Queen:

    "God has given you one face, and you make yourself another."

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  58. CBT:

    Are you related to the Grand Wizard?

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  59. Spurs, I believe there is only one race, the Human Race. However, the human race is divided into many cultures, all of which have their admirable and despicable qualities. Pointing out a culture's negative aspects without also pointing out it's positives does not make me a racist. Thinking that it does, makes you a Politically Correct Speech Nazi.

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  60. Calm down CBT. No need to call the ACLU on me. I'm just giving you a hard time, that's all.

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  61. I get defensive over the racist stuff. The KKK and the White Supremicist groups are the absolute worst. White people, with all the advantages they've had, should know better than to act like that.

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  62. Good point. Ok then, I won't ever mention anything about you being related to the Grand Wizard again.

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  63. Do you still want my video, apparently I cant lip sync.

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  64. pams video was about as bad as watching the nick berg video.

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  65. Nice reference. That's funny and awful at the same time.

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  66. hey...i speak from the heart.

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  67. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M97IqvepWA

    Its a really good video

    At the beginning you can tell its me singing

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  68. Party in the USA?

    I would say that video sucks, but with that really cool song in it, I'll have to give it an A+.

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  69. .. Its a really good video your blind and those are my vocals so thanks.

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  70. one of the hottest chicks of the 80's.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdhonK8NMm8&feature=related

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  71. i think i would rather watch an old woman get beat to death than to see pams video again.

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  72. I really love my video I don't understand why no one else see's what skills I have

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  73. what skills are you talking about? the lack of skills is pretty plain to see.

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  74. yeah...sure you were. i think you just realized that you suck.

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  75. No haha, I fully acknowledge the fact that video sucked. Not me in particular. Which anonymous are you ? Soo many.

    If you think I am that dumb to think that video was good than I think your a bit iffy as well my friend. If you know me at all which I am guessing you don't you would understand I mean twenty percent of what I say.

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  76. so that means that 80% of the time youre lying?

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  77. 80% of the time she is rambling on and not saying a damn thing, is what she means. 80% of the time, all the time.

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  78. Chiggers and Hambone (living in Obama's dumpster)December 28, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    Obama eats a lot of okra and other unidentifiable dried greens. But then yesterday, Hambone almost died when a ten pound glazed ham came down the chute and slammed him in jaw. We love it here.

    We are thinking of building a ladder up the garbage chute so that we can sneak into the kitchen, potentially the oval office.

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  79. Well, good luck Chiggers and Hambone.

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  80. Hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas! Especially you Spursy!

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  81. Dang Quovadis didnt even get a shout out

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  82. Streets:

    Thanks. Hope you had a very Merry Christmas too.

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  83. Q:

    Fuck. Sorry. I thought I had put you in there.

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  84. I just watched it... another repeative garble of nonsense from an self-important aging gold-digger. Love the pre-furnished rental.
    Man that bitch loves to hear herself talk! Which is why for Christmas I thought of her love for animals! I helped contribute to the erradication of dog abuse and sent her a muzzle. Now her poor dog (who was laying on the floor in the video) can make that bitch shut the fuck up. MERRY CHRISTMAS ROCKET QUEEN! No need to thank me, your dog already has.

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  85. So did Santa bring you anything exciting for Christmas Streets?

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  86. I was up all night having a rock band party with my Fargo friend, she spent the holidays in Tucson and left today. I am very tired.

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  87. Oh yeah. What ever happened to your Fargo friend? She commented on here for awhile and disappeared. She doing all right?

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  88. Well I am Santa, I don't usually buy myself anything. My children did make me some wonderful things though. My daughter made me a silver necklace with a heart on it (my mom has jewelry making stuff because she used to do that as a hobby)and my son made me a carved box (he painted it) for the necklace to go into.

    Did you get anything exciting?

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  89. Hey, that's really nice of your kids.

    As far as me? Nothing really all that exciting. Got some loot from my grandma, and some things from my parents.

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  90. She's doing well. We had a lot of fun this weekend, we went hiking/rock-climbing up on Mt. Lemmon for part of it. I don't know why she doesn't comment anymore?

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  91. So how was Mt. Lemmon?

    And after hiking/rock climbing (working up a sweat) did you two shower together? Anything like that?

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  92. I did get money too and my mom got me a headband made with peacock feathers, I am sure RQ will love that.

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  93. A headband with peacock feathers? Have you done a raindance yet?

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  94. It was beautiful, it was cold so neither of us sweated much. I slipped on some ice that was on a rock and slid down it like a slide, my ass got wet and then felt like it was going to freeze off. That was the closest to a mutal shower we came (you fucking perv) haha
    But we have actually showered together before, not in a dirty way but in a best friend sisterly way.

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  95. "That was the closest to a mutal shower we came (you fucking perv) haha"

    BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    "But we have actually showered together before, not in a dirty way but in a best friend sisterly way."

    LAME!!!!!!!!

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  96. I could tell some stories that would not be "lame" but this isn't the time nor the place for that.

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  97. What do you mean? That's just gibberish. I can't think of a better time or place than right now or right here.

    "Selfish speak" is all you just wrote. Too bad Santa didn't bring you any manners for Christmas.

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  98. Santa did not bring me any manners.. but according to RQ they can be bought if you have enough money.

    Also RQ, if you are reading this, thank you for the thoughtful gift but I have no use for a can opener. YOu and I both know a body like this is not achieved through the ingesting of processed foods. I am onto your sneaky attempts at thwarting my goodlooks.
    I returned it and got my money back. I will use that $375 to go towards some restylane injections in my lips... I heard the blowfish look is in this year. You are such a trendsetter... can I please be you?

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  99. It seems you didn't think the can opener idea was very thoughtful Streets.

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  100. Oh no no no, it was very thoughful (calulated and contrived) of her! Trite little geriatic fucker. I bet she went caroling at the all of Scottsdale's private nursing homes under the guise of do-gooding. To RQ, wealth and senility are attractive qualities in a man... dementia is a prerequisite, if he is also legally blind that is a plus.

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  101. Shakespeare for Rocket Queen:

    "God has given you one face, and you make yourself another."

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  102. You like that comment, don't you CBT?

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  103. I woke up on the dark side this morning. Not good.

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  104. What do you mean? Were you hungover? Or just pissed?

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  105. Not hungover or pissed. Just evil. I am not a fan of humanity today.

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  106. Popping some claymores on some folks would feel really good right now.

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  107. No particular reason I can actually ascertain. I'm craving the smell of cordite and blood. It happens every few months.

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  108. When I got like this while I was out on the road, I'd go to a bar the night before I left wherever I was and pick a fight with some dude and just fuck him up. I can't do that when I'm stationary.

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  109. More Shakespeare for Rocket Queen:

    "Alas, I am a woman friendless, hopeless!"

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  110. "When I got like this while I was out on the road, I'd go to a bar the night before I left wherever I was and pick a fight with some dude and just fuck him up. I can't do that when I'm stationary."

    That's funny.

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  111. Yet more Shakespeare for Rocket Queen:

    "I never see thy face but I think upon hell-fire."

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  112. Shakespeare for Nik Richie:

    "I will praise any man that will praise me."

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  113. Shakespeare for me:

    "Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?"

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  114. Shakespeare for Elfie:

    "Maidens want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything."

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  115. More Shakespeare for Elfie:

    "Men's vows are women's traitors!"

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  116. Yet more Shakespeare for Elfie (with a sneer at Rocket Queen):

    "Poor and content is rich, and rich enough."

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  117. Shakespeare for Anonymous:

    "There's not a note of mine that's worth the noting."

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  118. Finally, Shakespeare for Dirtygirl:

    "Women fall when there's no strength in men."

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  119. not shakespeare but a quote for everyone to consider...

    "There are two types of people in this world, givers and takers. Takers may eat better, but givers sleep better.

    People who give for truly altruistic reasons do not advertise their "look what I did!" soup kitchen volunteer stories all over the internet.

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  120. You are pretty deep this afternoon CBT.

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  121. "There are two types of people in this world, givers and takers. Takers may eat better, but givers sleep better."

    That was good Streets. I'm going to meditate on that all night (not really).

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  122. What? What I meant by the "not really" was I'm going to meditate on it all week.

    And that it's probably going to be my motto or even mantra (like that?) for 2010.

    Geez.

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  123. it is so wonderful to sign on here and see everything is still all about me, me and wonderful me.

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  124. and elfie, in regards to the comment about your body, uh, i find you fat, not lithe and modelesque like me, so really, i'm sure there is a lot of processed food in your diet. what of peanutbutter?

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  125. and cbt, you need to shove that poetry up your hairy fucking dingleberry laden ass.

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  126. you go on for days and days about me. i mean, it's as if you try to lure me into sparring with you. well, half the times i just chuckle from the sidelines, the other half i throw you a bone, realizing you don't have enough teeth to chew on it.

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  127. now, please, everyone, commence talking about the queen, because you all know i rule.

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  128. "you go on for days and days about me. i mean, it's as if you try to lure me into sparring with you. well, half the times i just chuckle from the sidelines, the other half i throw you a bone, realizing you don't have enough teeth to chew on it."

    That was awesome.

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  129. The old bitch is good with words.

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  130. Am I the woman from North Carolina? I don't think of myself as a woman, I suppose at 23 I could. The name is Anna. :) Happy Holidays!

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  131. Hello Anna! Yes, at 23 you are a woman.

    Thanks for leaving a comment, and Happy Holidays to you as well!

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  132. Hope Santa brought you some nice things for Christmas Anna.

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  133. Thanks Spurs! I'm glad you finally acknowledged my hard work coming up with a site name..lol I'm seriously kidding, you remember how I came up with it in like half an hour..not long at all :) Happy New Year Spurs, I'm glad your site is still here! Don't go anywhere!

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  134. No problem Queen Bee. And thanks again for coming up with the name. Yes, I remember how fast you came up with it. I remember the phone call.

    Sorry it took me so long to properly acknowledge you. Hey, I also failed to give you "props" for that one pic.

    Kum-N-Go!!!!

    And Happy New Year to you as well Queen Bee.

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  135. Thats all I get? Im gonna be on drews site for all of 2010 then

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  136. Well, I could have written other things, but in a written "shout out" you can't expect much bud.

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  137. But no doubt dude, I do appreciate you commenting on here.

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  138. ... hey...

    I pinged you from out of town... just didn't have enough time to write anything...


    put here is a new I.P. ping for you...


    happy friggen new year


    - chef -

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  139. Hey thanks buddy. Happy New Year to you as well my friend.

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  140. DICKS ARE PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST

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  141. chef will you email me =)

    ebaygirl88@yahoo.com

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