Monday, December 14, 2009

Michael Jackson artwork by David Nordahl


From Telegraph UK:

Commissioned by Michael Jackson and painted over a 17-year period, these unusual artworks were painted by David Nordahl. In them, the late King of Pop appears in a variety of intimate poses such as this one seemingly modelled on Michelangelo's David, with half naked cherubs surrounding the star.

I don't know why anyone found that guy strange. That's not creepy at all. Completely normal.

103 comments:

  1. Here's a video that was made yesterday showing this painting in more detail, but the music is so gay I went with the pic instead:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in3G6IDp3tU

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  2. Did you go to a bar or club or what?

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  3. The Giants fucking suck, but not as bad as the cowboys

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  4. That's funny man. Yeah, I bet you were sick last night. One thing about the Cowboys is you can't blame Tony Romo this time around for their absolute choke job. But at least they can still make the playoffs, unlike the Giants.

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  5. But at least EV was happy Wopness, so you should be happy for him.

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  6. This post is more gay than The one about Houston's lesbian Mayor.

    I just had a listener call in here at the station and tell me she will no longer be tuning in Glenn Beck because he is "no longer relevant". What scares me is that that implies at some point she thought Beck was relevant.

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  7. What do you mean CBT? You think that pic has gay overtones?

    And that's good a listener filled you in on what her listening habits will be.

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  8. Oh, and you should really take a look at that video of this piece of artwork.

    I think you should make the song playing for it your theme song.

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  9. MJ and I were born on the same day. That's all we had in common. The dude was fucking weird (I know that's a major understatement). Richard Pryor did something fucked up to him during the filming of "The Wiz". Right after that is when he started trying to turn himself into Diana Ross.

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  10. The Talk station's listeners are such right wing looney toons, I could make a fortune selling "Just Say No To N---ers In the White House" T shirts.

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  11. Is that just your opinion that Richard Pryor did something to him, or did you actually hear something?

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  12. CBT,

    You'd buy up all those shirts yourself.

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  13. Spurs: Dont know what fantasy world you live in, but Cowboys have no shot at playoffs either.

    Have fun with New Orleans next week

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  14. Not much man, just tryin to get back into the swing of things...

    Pissed off about the giants... I cooked (on and off) for 7 hours for a big fat L

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  15. Wopness:

    Well, you have a point. But they can beat Washington and Philly.

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  16. "SPURS FAN said...

    Is that just your opinion that Richard Pryor did something to him, or did you actually hear something?"

    My opinion.

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  17. How did they screw up your carpet? Did they make you bleed? Tell your friends to take it easy on you the next time.

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  18. Spurs: that was lame. They spilled beer. So what if you beat philly and Wash, still 10-6.. I guess they could still go, now that I think about it. All the other 2nd place teams in the NFC suck, with the exception of Packers

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  19. Yeah, that was lame. To be honest, it's not like it matters to me anymore if they don't make the playoffs. I mean, it would be nice, but it's not like they can win the Super Bowl. They have talent, but there's something wrong with them.

    But at least I can still enjoy the Spurs.

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  20. I sometimes try and figure out the meanings behind things and why people do some of the things they do. But this MJ this is just weird.

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  21. Yeah, it's weird. Especially the little black baby. I read where that is supposed to be him. I don't know DG, this one is hard to explain.

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  22. I think even his most die hard fans would have a hard time explaining this one. Actually, they probably wouldn't.

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  23. You seem a little upset. Any thoughts on this painting?

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  24. You really are taking that loss hard.

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  25. who gets trained by all of his teammates

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  26. vick is a dog killing piece of shit\

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  27. That's a little rough calling his mom a whore.

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  28. the chicken noodle sucks del taco boy.

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  29. How fucking fat can andy reid get? Is he trying some sort of experiment to see how disgustingly grotesquely fat a human can get before it explodes?

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  30. Go eat some spaghetti and calm down.

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  31. I don't eat del taco. Go commit a RICO act.

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  32. I call her fat because that is what she is obviously the most insecure about, the psychotic eating disorder freak

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  33. She's not even around right now, why are you bashing on her? What was her name for you again?

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  34. Cause Im pissed off and she is fat like andy reid

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  35. Nope, not that either. Wasn't her name for you Wolfman, or something like that?

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  36. Wop's in a mood today. Drew has a picture up over in Guidoville where he's wearing a T shirt that says "I Know Spurs Fan and CBT".

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  37. Just saw that CBT. I like the "fist bump" he's giving out too.

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  38. Does this mean we're as famous as Avery at the Tiki Bar?

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  39. Drew reminds me of a sock puppet.

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  40. Why do you say that? That's a funny description by the way.

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  41. You should probably divert some of those insults towards DeSean Jackson. Like Westbrook, he made the Giants defense a huge part of his highlight reel.

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  42. That's funny. Wopness probably won't like that one.

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  43. I will say this though, the Giants were spot-fucking-on last night. 45 points, 30 by the half would normally be a walkaway win. They fired back everytime.

    On a side note, how many fucking times did they replay that botched foward fumble call? Christ, two quarters later and Chris Collinsworthless ass couldn't stop mouthing off about what the Giants COULD have done had the officials not fallen asleep on that play.

    I hate Chris Collinsworth and his monotone announcing.

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  44. "Chris Collinsworthless?"

    That's a good one. You are right though. He's like a robot with his monotone announcing.

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  45. His neck is just as wide as the rest of his face just like a sock puppet.

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  46. Good to see I didn't miss much over the weekend.

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  47. That made me laugh. "Sock puppet" should be his new name now.

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  48. What's up Streets? What do you mean by that?

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  49. DG,

    Didn't you like the fist bump that Sock Puppet did? That's as cool as "kewl."

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  50. Same stuff, different day haha.

    I do like Drew's new nickname though.

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  51. How about you send in a pic of you dressed up in some type of Christmas gear Streets?

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  52. And I'm surprised you didn't mention anything about this painting. I thought you of all people would find this to be creepy.

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  53. Oh this is just par for the course in MJ world... no doubt in my mind he was a chester. But DAMN that boy could perform.

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  54. He could perform, you are right. And I suppose it is just "par for the course." So you really do think he was a pedo? I used to think so, then I had my doubts, then I saw this painting and now I don't know what to think.

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  55. I think there was defintely some sexual stuff going on with the boys he befriended, but I also think that he was severly emotionally stunted and truly was as if he was a 12 yr old boy. Not that it excuses his behavior, it does not.

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  56. Yeah, I'm still not 100% certain anything happened. I think it was a ploy for cash by the kids' parents. I mean, he never did anything to Caulkin or Feldman.

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  57. Literally. For those kids' parents who sued him.

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  58. 2 boys described his penis in detail, including a very distintive vetiligo mark. I had a boyfriend when I was 21 that had vetiligo (he wasn't black, he was puerto rican and mexican) he found out the hard way that you cannot cheat and lie easily when you have such a distingishable "birth mark" in private areas. HAHA!

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  59. Your ex sounds like a keeper. So you talked to one of the chicks he banged?

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  60. Yeah he sure sounds like a winner

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  61. Yep, a discolored freak cock and a cheater. Streets sure knows how to pick 'em.

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  62. What? You have a problem with Puerto Ricans?

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  63. Yeah, it's seems like that guy fit the description. So he banged one of your friends our what?

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  64. plus they smell like pinto beans and bananas

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  65. Pinto beans and bananas?

    That's funny man. I didn't know that.

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  66. No she wasn't one of my friends. I was the one describing the white mark on the inside of his upper thigh, she was the naive broad believing his lies, I had to give her a dose of reality. I am pretty sure she would thank me now.

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  67. She probably would. So you just ran into this skank or you found her number in your phone or how did that go down?

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  68. He was not blacxican... he had very light skin and light green eyes.

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  69. and smelled like bananas and pinto beans

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  70. You really are adament about that, aren't you Wopness?

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  71. yep

    first I hate puerto ricans, and second Im really pissed he was with elfie

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  72. The girl called over to the house he shared with his borther. His younger sister answered and told the girl that he had a girlfriend and not to call him anymore. The girl then confronted him, he lied about who I was and denied having a girlfriend. A few weeks later she called me and I made the description because apparently his story was that I was some crazy obsessed girl who he had never even slept with haha. I had already broken up with him because his sister told me the girl had been calling the house. Not that interesting Spurs.

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  73. Actually, that was a pretty interesting story.

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  74. My age... by the time that happened we were both 23 or so

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  75. That's understandable. You were young. Lesson learned.

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  76. It smells like waffles and syrup in my office right now... I am going to hunt down whoever is eating waffles for lunch and take their food.

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  77. That's a late lunch. And a weird one at that.

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  78. Yeah I found it strange too but I just saw my bosses 18 year old brother pull up carrying a big bag containing what I can only assume were waffles.

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