Thursday, December 3, 2009

Obama Ecstasy Pills Hit the Streets


From WTSP.com

A stash of the brightly colored tablets was found Monday during a south Texas traffic stop.

Police in Palmview detained a driver after finding black tar heroin, cocaine, marijuana and several Ecstasy pills in the back of his car.

The drugs look like a "vitamin for kids," police spokesman Lenny Sanchez said.

Good one Lenny. Anyway, I don't know why, but I'm kind of proud of the fact these were discovered in Texas. I've done X twice. I have to say, it's great. Funny thing is, I was telling someone last week I want to do some again, it's been far too long.

20 comments:

  1. That looks like Bill Cosby, not Obama. I bet if you take one of these it makes you go out and buy an ugly sweater.

    I also guess that RQ goes on very few 2nd dates.

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  2. .. That is a horrible idea, that drug kills more brain cells and puts you at horrible risk for worse. Be smarter than that spurs.

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  3. Anonymous jerks off to pictures of Glenn Beck.

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  4. Rocket Queen's Date From Last NightDecember 4, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    Never again will I go on a date with a woman I met on Craigslist. Susan was drunk and smelled like Tequila when I picked her up and her attitude sucked. It was obvious that she had had as much, or more, plastic surgery than Joan Rivers. I really think she born a man. She got all bitchy about me having to take care of my daughter, then she complained about the restaurant we went to incessantly because it had no "elegance". Susan made fun of any slightly overweight Hispanic looking women she saw, calling them Welfare whores and that they probably starved pitbulls to death. She also has some kind of issue with fat guys from New Jersey and Hillbillies. She was also the most flatulent women I've ever had the displeasure of spending time with. The final straw was when she told me Hitler wasn't all bad. I'm done with Craigslist.

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  5. I thought for sure this shine president would have been shot by now.

    Hey RQ date, no shit it was born a man, the fucking tranny keeps its old cock in a jar in her track home "mansion", thats why I always tell it to go fuck herself, the self righteous cunt

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  6. cbt licks duck butter off horse dick.

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  7. But my favorite is good ol Adolph Eichmann - "The death of five million Jews on my conscience gives me extraordinary satisfaction."

    what a fucking quote

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  8. Makes me wanna go out and find some little gooks to fire roast right now

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  9. fuck it, im just going down the street to the dog breeders house, and steal some puppies to torture.

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  10. Thanks for your input again today, Evil Spurs Fan.

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  11. Pam:

    Thanks for the advice. It's not like I was going to eat like 10 pills.

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  12. Rocket Queen's Date From Last Night:

    Sorry to hear about your luck.

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  13. Rocket Queen's Date From Last NightDecember 4, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    I'm not sure if she was born a man or a Bigfoot. I think she shaves her forehead.

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  14. You really are upset about the date, aren't you?

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  15. Rocket Queen's Date From Last NightDecember 4, 2009 at 1:09 PM

    Well, the voice on the phone should have been a warning. She sounded like a 12 year old. After hearing her high pitched voice, I wasn't expecting a transsexual. She was mean from the beginning, tried to act like her shit did not stink (I'm sure it does, based on the farting, my car still smells like the elevator in a nursing home), and rude to everyone. She ordered the most expensive item on the menu, only ate three bites of it and took the rest home in a doggie bag. After all her superior act, she got mad when the bartender did not know what "champipple" was. The longer the date went on, the more my penis shrunk. It will take a week before it regains its original size.

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  16. That's a pretty interesting tale you just told.

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  17. Thats what you get for dating trannys you faggot

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  18. I like to post craigslist ads saying I am a tranny looking for a good time, then when the fags show up, I beat and rob them

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  19. Pam:
    Sure X kills some brain cells and could potentially be dangerous as well in excess, but that goes for just about anything. As far as drugs go, I would say X is far down on the list of ones that truly give cause for worry.

    People go out to bars and get hammered on alcohol and get into fights, you wont see fights and drama around a bunch of people who are on X. Also, you dont hear about people losing everything they have because they are strung out on X or sucking dick for tabs. i could go on and on, but you get my drift...

    I am not naive to the subject. Im well acquainted with it and have done my fair share in my day. I dont do it now only out of preference, but dont see any big problem with someone doing it in moderation if that is what they so choose.

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