Friday, December 11, 2009

Tiger Woods was into the hookers too


From the NY Post:

Married golf great Tiger Woods hired high-priced prostitutes several times from a well-known Hollywood madam, she told The Post last night.

Michelle Braun said she sent at least four escorts on pay-for-sex dates with the randy Woods six times from late 2006 to 2007 -- charging him a total of $60,000.

"The most was for a girl in Manhattan" -- a petite, pillow-lipped looker named Loredana, Braun said. "He paid $15,000 for her."

Braun said some of the trysts involved Woods hiring two prostitutes at a time -- and that he'd call her when he wanted to order up beautiful female companions.

"He liked girl-on-girl," Braun said. "He had sex with them together."

"And that he was tough to keep up with -- with days at a time, just on a booze and sex bender," Braun said.

Just keeps getting better and better. That's "Loredena" pictured. You are right "anonymous" (Florida). He's "the man." (sarcasm)

I do have to admit that "Loredena" looks good. But $15,000?

252 comments:

  1. What's up dude? I totally agree with you.

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  2. I agree. But maybe he was pressured to do so to portray that good boy image he has had all these years.

    Elfie, that drink with captain and sprite drink sounds real good. We will have to drink lots of those before our speed dating night.

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  3. Well, you have a point there DG. I'm just wondering how long his wife knew about this. As blatant as this dude was, she had to figure something was up.

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  4. Or maybe like so many others who cannot maintain fidelity he thought that he would be able to change? Or he wanted the best of both worlds? Men want both the ininhibited hussy and the white pickett fence girl or as Lil Plip once said "I need a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets".

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  5. That drink is very good DG! I will bring the stuff to make it, as well as pina coladas. Do you think they would object to us drunk speed dating?

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  6. Yeah Streets, I think you are right about "wanting the best of both worlds." I just can't imagine what it's like to be his wife right now.

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  7. or he liked variety? Can't blame him that for that... who wants to eat the same thing for dinner night after night? Not I.

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  8. So I take it you won't be getting married anytime soon?

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  9. You know, I was enjoying what you wrote, and then it just took a turn for the worse at the end Streets.

    She never had my "dick in her purse" to begin with.

    Thanks though.

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  10. I dont have sex but I really cannot imagine spending the rest of my life with someone. it's not the sex getting boring that I am worried about, it's the other person getting on my fucking nerves and me not being able to escape them because we live together.

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  11. Well, I guess CBT won't be asking you to marry him over the internet now.

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  12. haha I'm sorry Spurs but you have to admit those comments were really flippin funny... I don't even remember what name those were posted under?

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  13. I think Tiger thought Elin would just sit home and let him do as he pleased because of the money and lifestyle he provided her.

    There are many wives of the rich and powerful who do just that.

    That chick better be able to suck an elephant through a garden hose a week at a time for 15K.

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  14. I am not marriage material, several have tried but none has succeeded... but maybe if I was in love with them it would have been different?

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  15. Yeah, they were funny. And shit, I forgot as well. I'm sure it will come to me.

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  16. "but maybe if I was in love with them it would have been different?"

    Yeah, that would probably help.

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  17. Elfini: I am shocked to learn that you think I would get on your nerves.

    This whole tiger things reminds me of a quote by the great Andre 3000: "Niggaz in tha point aint changed... niggaz in tha point aint changed"

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  18. What song was that from?

    I did really enjoy "spottieottiedopaliscious."

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  19. Streets:

    It was "Craigslist Hooker" who left those comments.

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  20. OutKast: Aint no Thang.

    southernplayalisticcadillacfunkymuzik, Aquemini, ATLiens, and to a lesser extent Stankonia... all play through classics.

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  21. Cool. And I plan on listening to some NAS this weekend. I just need to go to that one post and gather up your "playlist."

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  22. Elfie,

    It was not my purse, it was my wallet. It would've been lost in the bottom of my purse due to the lack of size.

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  23. I heard on the radio this morning that Tiger's wife said she would stay with him if he gave up golf.

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  24. HA HA HA!!! I imagine you were so proud of that comment.

    How would you know the size? You have a tape measure on your tongue?

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  25. Also, if I was Tiger's wife I would stay with him too. Like Elfie, guys get on my nerves easily after awhile. At least with Tiger he would be busy with all the other women while I traveled around the world and spent his money.

    It would be the perfect relationship.

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  26. DG:

    Yeah, I saw a report on that.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2767377/Wifes-quit-call-to-Tiger-Woods.html

    I think that would be bad ass if he walked away.

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  27. No. I don't know for sure. I'm just going by what MP told me.

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  28. Walking away would be the stupidest thing ever. Why would you tell someone to give up most likely one of the main reasons you married someone. MONEY. You can't tell me that girl would be with him if he was working drive-thru at Jack in the Box.

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  29. I'm surprised you are talking about dick size though DG. I mean, the guys you have been with aren't even old enough to have had their balls drop yet.

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  30. Are you alleging that DG gave you felatio Spursy? Oh my.

    Wop, you would not get on my nerves because I am in love with you, it's just that you have never tried to marry me.

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  31. Wop should e-propose to Elfie on here. We could have a double wedding when I marry Mr. Areola.

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  32. DG~ I agree, that would be the perfect relationship! I always say if I get married I will marry someone who is seldom home, that is the only way that it will work out between us.

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  33. Mr. Areola, he's a cop right? That would be nice.

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  34. "SPURS FAN said...

    I'm surprised you are talking about dick size though DG. I mean, the guys you have been with aren't even old enough to have had their balls drop yet."

    DG's pretty young to be a Cougar.

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  35. I wasn't insinuating she's a "Cougar", I'm ininuating she's a pedophile.

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  36. How does that ball dropping thing work? Do boys just wake up one day and look in the mirror by the amazement of their balls dropping and suddenly feel like a man? And how far does it drop?

    I am so happy I am female.

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  37. It happens at a very young age DG.

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  38. I was thinking of putting an ad in craigslist searching for my perfect match. He needs to look like Bradley Cooper, is mute, and has OCD. This way he can look good, always keep the house perfectly clean, and never bitch to me about how I don't clean as well as him.

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  39. They don't drop? They are always there. However if they are uncircumsized the foreskin is not retractable for the first 5-9 yrs.

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  40. "I was thinking of putting an ad in craigslist searching for my perfect match. He needs to look like Bradley Cooper, is mute, and has OCD. This way he can look good, always keep the house perfectly clean, and never bitch to me about how I don't clean as well as him."

    Good luck.

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  41. The fat guy with the parrot just called me. He wants to do a GFE at some tiki bar tonight. Says he'll be wearing an eyepatch tonight and that I'm just supposed to ignore the fucking parrot on his shoulder. This shit is gonna cost him extra.

    Did the bitch in AZ ever give you your dick back? From what I just read, it sounds like she still has it.

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  42. oh maybe they do drop but the scrotum is always there? I really don't know actually.

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  43. "They don't drop? They are always there. However if they are uncircumsized the foreskin is not retractable for the first 5-9 yrs."

    Sicko.

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  44. Go sell yourself online Cragslist Whore.

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  45. We are looking for the same man DG... although I would like him to look like Jesse metcalfe. Maybe be can share him? Not like a three-some or polygamous household, but rather joint marital custody. Half the week he's with me cleaning my house and half the week he is with you, cleanign your house.

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  46. I wonder when guys get old they need Ball Bra's for their sagging balls.

    I wonder if CBT or Drew own one.

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  47. Whatever Spurs... I have an 8 yr old son who I was not able to circumsize at birth because he was very sick, I know these things.

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  48. I don't care if a dick is cut or uncut, I make them all wrap up anyway. I make the fat guy with the parrot wear two. Who knows what he's into or where he's stuck that thing.

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  49. I know everything actually... haha

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  50. No Elfie, you can have Metcalfe. Bradley has now taken first place for me. But maybe sometime in the future we can become swingers and do a swap for a night or two.

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  51. My balls hang just like they did 30 years ago DG. I have no need for a "Ball Bra".

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  52. And yeah Streets, seems like you do know everything.

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  53. Ok, that sounds like a plan. Maybe we star in a new reality show called "Husband Swap" of course it will have to be on Skin-i-max or Spurs after Dark.

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  54. I bet CBT's ball bra is in the color 'Mossy Oak'. Drew has one that says 'I know Nik Richie'.

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  55. Elfie is pretty familiar with male genitalia and not in a sexy way, much too clinical.

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  56. Yes, with our husbands looking the way they do it will have to be on Skin-i-max.

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  57. Ok DG, I was owed that one for speculating on the appearance of your vagina.

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  58. I love that part on Jack Ass when Johnny knoxville is dressed like the old man in the short shorts with his balls hanging out.

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  59. I don't think I ever saw that episode, and I watched a lot of that show.

    I liked the Tom Green Show. Not all of it, but parts of it were hilarious.

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  60. I like how this post is all about penises and balls. Google ads are going to look really interesting soon.

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  61. Craigslist Whore:

    Yeah, it seems like we are the "freaks" for sure.

    Good luck tonight. Seems normal to me.

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  62. You have to watch the Jackass movies to see that. I can't remember if that was part one or two with the old man.

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  63. Oh, I saw the first one, but I don't remember much of it.

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  64. How ironic is it that Tom Green marries Drew Barrymore (an actress I find to be very hot and suspect to be really kinky) and then has to have one of his balls cut out like a week later?

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  65. Yeah, he did a good job getting Barrymore. One of the best episodes was when she was in it and they went to a restaurant with his parents.

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  66. I think it was in the movie "Idiocracy" where one of the most popular TV shows of the 25th Century was just guys kicking each other in the nads.

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  67. Tom Green would've ended up buried in the woods if he'd done some of the shit he did down South or in Texas.

    I remember once he had a life size statue of his parents fucking doggy style put out in their front yard. His dad was livid and his mother was like, "Oh honey, he means well".

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  68. Here is a very low quality version of that part in the movie.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSIxiDRY9_8&feature=related

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  69. I remember when he walked through a black neigborhood dressed like a kkk member. He was hilarious.

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  70. http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/man_with_rare_purple_yellow?utm_source=slate_rss_1

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  71. I loved Tom Green! and I absolutely loved when he was pull shit on his parents.

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  72. Yeah CBT, that episode was hilarious. So was the one where he went to Roswell, and convinced this older couple that he found an alien. So he drags them out to this airport hangar and in the middle of the hanger is this streatcher with a sheet over it. Well, they walk all the way to it, and he takes off the sheet, and it's one of those aliens you can buy at a novelty shop.

    They were so pissed off. I remember just laughing at that so hard.

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  73. I don't think I've ever seen that one. I'm going to have to find it.

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  74. I've never seen the one where he walked throught the neigborhood dressed as a KKK member. That sounds funny.

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  75. I just watched the Jackass clip. That was great. When he was on the ladder was funny. And then the dog comes up to him.

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  76. I can't believe you have never seen Jackass 2. The last part of that movie was a horribly funny thing they did to somebody.

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  77. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNmWKF5to_E

    Here is the last scene on the movie. They didn't show the part where the guy dressed as the terrorist was unaware that his beard was made from all the other guys shaving their balls.

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  78. I've always been fond of practical joking, beyond silent farts in crowded places.

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  79. Cool, I'll check it out. I'm trying to find the Tom Green Roswell episode. It's not on youtube, but I'm going to try to find it somewhere else.

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  80. I've been known to put women's underwear in the glove boxes of my married buddies cars or take a condom , squirt Ivory Liquid in it and put it under their passenger seat.

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  81. http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_study_reveals_most_children

    I knew the little fuckers were evil.

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  82. I can't really watch anything because I forgot to bring headphones with me.

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  83. That's distrubing CBT. Both the link and the pranks you pull.

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  84. Of course, theonion is satire, so that's good.

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  85. CBT, I found this for you!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2V8PJUebMQ

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  86. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29632

    Maybe it's the end of a genre.

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  87. Dammit, Youtube's blocked on the station's network. I'll have to wait til I get home to what DG found for me.

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  88. I could see that article actually being the truth.

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  89. http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/let_us_identify_the_faggots_and

    I love the Onion.

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  90. BOSTON—According to a report released by the Institute for Advanced Media Studies, good porn remains hard to find. "Though it's true that there is 350 percent more pornographic material on the market than there was five years ago, quality porn is as difficult to find as ever," Dr. Jeffrey Conchlin said. "Sometimes, you can find a DVD with hot chicks who seem to be enjoying themselves, but usually, they've got big fake tits, the sex is either boring or way too gross, and the setting is totally depressing. This trend is discouraging." Dr. Conchlin added that porn filmmakers are at least a decade away from seamlessly combining good storytelling with hot DP.

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  91. It would be possible to combine a good story, good sets, and better acting if it wasn't for the fact that it is all provided free on the internet. What would be the point of investing much more money on something that is not going to give you much of a return?

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  92. "It would be possible to combine a good story, good sets, and better acting if it wasn't for the fact that it is all provided free on the internet."

    You have a point there.

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  93. "Are you referring to a good porn you have seen, spurs?"

    Just so damn funny today DG. Just a laugh riot is what you are. No, I think you know I'm referring to that link that Bra Balls put up.

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  94. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38584


    Twisted, but funny.

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  95. I understand. It's not like I was stunned by your comment.

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  96. Maybe not stunned, but you do hate that I am funnier and smarter than you.

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  97. CHESAPEAKE, VA—According to top-level schoolyard sources, everyone is doing it. "Come on, we all do it," an older kid said Tuesday, speaking on condition of anonymity. "What are you, scared?" Anyone choosing not to do it may be subjected to an intensifying campaign of "bock-bock" chicken noises, students standing by the fence warned.

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  98. You really should speak to a professional about your delusions DG.

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  99. Well, I tried to sell it on ebay and there were no takers. I think I'm going to donate it to a old and single women's club. Maybe someone there is desperate enough to take it.

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  100. Yes. It must be the McDonalds coffee making me a human Comedy Central.

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  101. this work shit is over rated, Im outta here again.. I might return next week, might not...

    in any event...

    Ill holla

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  102. DG:

    Yeah, you should consider going on tour with your comedy act.

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  103. Wopness:

    It's really that slow man? And yes, work is overrated. Well, thanks coming by again, and have a nice weekend.

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  104. DG should consider joining the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Her sense of humor would perfectly compliment that of Larry The Cable Guy.

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  105. I think she should hook up with that Jeff Dunham guy and be his new dummy for his ventriloquist act.

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  106. Yeah man, nobody is divorcing/custody fighting etc... around the holidays. No one is coming out of pocket to hire a new attorney, and no one is paying their current attorneys bills, insurance companies arent paying shit...

    It is real slow this time of year every year, and Im not complaining

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  107. No CBT. I do not have a redneck accent and there is not one thing that is even close to redneck about me other than I've been camping in a tent a few times through out my life.

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  108. Wopness:

    Yeah bud, it's nice to take a break sometimes. On that note, I hope your Giants lose this weekend.

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  109. That was actually kind of funny, spurs. You must have just picked up some mcdonalds coffee too. That ventroloquist is really funny.

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  110. Thanks DG. That ventriloquist (learn how to spell dummy) is pretty funny.

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  111. Whatever dude. You know, I still get a kick out of the pic that you used for your profile.

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  112. It's not like that is a word I use or see everyday and I didn't really care to look it up or even scroll up to the first time you wrote it. I would tell you to kiss my ass but that is something you would want to do.

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  113. I remember one night looking into the mob, and I saw that guy's picture.

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  114. DG:

    Well, for someone so "smart" I figured you would know how to spell it without looking it up or copying me.

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  115. I was close and considered changing a letter but I didn't know it was so important to you.

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  116. It's not important to me. It should be important to you. I mean, you are "smarter" than me.

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  117. http://adblog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/02/09/1782644.aspx

    Here you go Spurs, Del Taco.

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  118. Thanks for all the links today CBT. Are you the new Drudge Report?

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  119. "SPURS FAN said...

    I think she should hook up with that Jeff Dunham guy and be his new dummy for his ventriloquist act."

    Dunham would probably enjoy having his hand in DG's ass. I know I would.

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  120. Spurs~ she is so smart that it does not matter if she does things in a perfunctory manner.

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  121. Is there some type of shock therapy you can use to knock the pervert out of you CBT?

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  122. "SPURS FAN said...

    Is there some type of shock therapy you can use to knock the pervert out of you CBT?"

    Probably not. I like me this way.

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  123. Thanks Streets the other genius. Once again, nice choice of words (perfunctory).

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  124. "SPURS FAN said...

    Thanks for all the links today CBT. Are you the new Drudge Report?"

    Nah, just more bored than Wop.

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  125. Thanks Spurs... you know that many people who are highly intelligent do things very half-assed? They are used to putting forth very little effort to succeed throughout their lives.

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  126. If CBT was into boys instead of girls I would say his future is going to be the old man on Family Guy.

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  127. Don't forgot the washed up dog too. Maybe it would be a bird. "Avery" seems like a good candidate.

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  128. Are you referring to the old man's dog or the other dog?

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  129. Spurs I am tired of hearing of cheater woods

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  130. Well, sorry Pam. But you are reading it, not hearing it. Unless you have the tv or radio on.

    But I do agree with you, I hope the story dies down. But it won't, and hopefully he does the biggest story ever and quits golf. Which I think would be a good idea. Just walk away for a couple of years.

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  131. What does golf have to do with cheating on his wife?

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  132. "Dirtygirl said...

    If CBT was into boys instead of girls I would say his future is going to be the old man on Family Guy."

    I'm not that bad. I've gotten to where I like girls old enough to get into bars with their own ID's. I think I'm cured of the 19 year olds.

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  133. "I've gotten to where" is enough to prove my point CBT.

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  134. "SPURS FAN said...

    Don't forgot the washed up dog too. Maybe it would be a bird. "Avery" seems like a good candidate."

    Avery's gonna be a parrot pot pie. "Bald Hillbilly In A Suit"? I'm so gonna bake him in a pie.

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  135. Well, if you walked away from golf, he'd walk away from the limelight. I mean, think about it. The only reason why he's famous is because of golf. If he comes back now, I don't think the reception will be very good. But if he walks away for a couple of years and comes back, people will be glad to see him.

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  136. "Dirtygirl said...

    "I've gotten to where" is enough to prove my point CBT."

    Hey, at least I'm maturing some. Hell, I might even be mentally 23 in a few years.

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  137. I hope Cheetah Woods has more stories, like he used golf poles for naughty things

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  138. That nigger gook will die of AIDS soon enough, then we'll have to have a month long fucking funeral like we had to for that kid fucking jackson

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  139. you can give a nigger some asian blood, golf clubs, and millions of dollars, but it'll still act like a nigger

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  140. ( I call him michael jason because when he died I was at the gym, and watching it on tv with captions not sound and they kept spelling it "michael jason " haha! )

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  141. All right Evil Spurs Fan, that's enough of the "n" word for the day.

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  142. But it's nice to see you are back around.

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  143. I would agree with you if he was in a political career. We vote for those people so what what think of them has an impact on their careers. However, Tiger's golf career is all about skill and no matter how people feel will not change that he can play golf really really good.

    Do you think David Letterman should quit his show too?

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  144. I can't believe David Letterman was banging some one other than his wife.

    Makes me not want to ever see him

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  145. Pam: I didnt know they allowed cavemen in human gyms... what'd you suck off the person selling memberships?

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  146. Jackson tried to turn himself into Diana Ross.

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  147. MJ's birth records say he is black. But that makes me wonder, if someone has a sex change, can they legally change themselves to male or female?

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  148. "I will throw Del Taco in your fucking face and punch your mom like this was the jersey shore"

    Sure you will. Internet "tough guy" huh?

    Pussy.

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  149. Tiger Woods hired me for a night a few months ago. Only the top half of him is black, below the waist he's Asian.

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  150. Hey Evil Spurs, you need a Valium.

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  151. Hey dirtygirl: hows about I play golf with you, and lay my fucking golf balls on that green-sized chin of yours?

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  152. Hey CBT: You need a girlfriend who isnt related and above the age of 12

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  153. Tiger Woods has always seemed so boring to me. It's actually good to know he does like to have a little fun.

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  154. I am going to work on my rap skills today, I really want to put out a album even if it sucks.

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  155. "Tiger Woods hired me for a night a few months ago. Only the top half of him is black, below the waist he's Asian."

    Sorry to hear about your luck Craigslist Whore. If this woman pictured received $15,000, I'm guessing you got about $150.

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  156. I will never understand the chin thing. Yes I have one. People actually get chin implants because without a chin your head and neck just combine together like Drews which looks horrible.

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  157. DG~ I agree he seemed to "white bread" I liked his comment about being blasian... haha I personally prefer the term "blackanese"

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  158. Asian men having small wangs is not always true, I have had an asian boyfriend before and he was normal

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  159. I got more than $150, but not even close to $15,000. When we'd have sex he would tell me to yell "Hole In One" over and over. Fucking tiny dicked wierdo.

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  160. Elfie: I'd like to lay my driver right down the middle of your tata fairway, hows that sound to you?

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  161. Evil Spurs whacks off to pictures of Bob Dole.

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  162. But is he part chinese, japanese, or korean? I can't tell the difference. Just like I can't tell the difference between puerto rican and mexican.

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  163. "Evil Spurs Fan said...

    Elfie: I'd like to lay my driver right down the middle of your tata fairway, hows that sound to you?"

    Well, we agree on something.

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  164. There is no fucking difference ChinChick, a gook is a gook and a fucking beaner is a beaner, just like that fat mexican bitch on here tries to say her dumbass is spanish and indian or some bullshit, hey wake up taco bell, thats a fucking spic no matter how you slice the fucking avocado

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  165. DG:

    Here's his ethnicity:

    One-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch.

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  166. DG

    I Don't know what nationality I am

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  167. Hey CBT: Go fuck your fucking mother you slingblade retard

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  168. I just looked it up, his mother was Thai and chinese... so he could be blackanese or Blasian... whichever. ALthough he came up with his own name you know? Cablinasian. He is only 1/4 black

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  169. "Tiger calls himself "Cablinasian". It is a portmanteau of Caucasian, Black, American-Indian, and Asian, which is his ethnic make-up of a quarter Chinese, a quarter Thai, a quarter Black, an eighth Native American and an eighth Dutch."-Urban Dictonary.

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  170. I will take the blow up doll part thanks evil spurs! haha.

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  171. Then he is mostly asian. No wonder why he made it clear so long ago and crushed all the black people that they couldn't claim that sport too.

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  172. Evil Spurs:

    You're an idiot. What does cheating on his wife have to do with his race? ALL MEN CHEAT. White, black, asian, mexican etc etc. It has nothing to do with "acting like a nigger" tard.

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  173. "Evil Spurs Fan said...

    Hey CBT: Go fuck your fucking mother you slingblade retard."

    Mmm hmm, I got me a lawn mower blade just for you, mmm hmmm.

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  174. Well black people want to claim anyone who has a bit of black in them as black as long as they have darker skin, hair and eyes... but when you get a light skinned, light eyed one they are white. I am considered white because I look white, even though I am only 1 generation removed from being the same amount as him. I was threatened in jr highschool for telling someone I was part black.

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  175. Uneducated people are racist, grow up you fake spurs freak. Go to work, get a education or shut up. Bush might hate black people according to Kanye, but that doesn't mean you should be ignorant.

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  176. wigger, def...

    A male Caucasian, usually born and raised in the suburbs that displays a strong desire to emulate African American Hip Hop culture and style through "Bling" fashion and generally accepted "thug life" guiding principles.

    Often characterized by his car, or "whip": usually an econobox modified with at least twice the car's book value in non-power producing modifications or an SUV with at least 5500 lbs. of curb weight. Traditional trucks can also qualify here, depending on locale (southern states' percentages are higher). All vehicles are also mandated to have at least 19" chrome alloy wheels, regardless of make. The typical wigger is also characterized by a strong desire to adorn gold jewelry (especially heavy gold chains) and athletic warm up suits. All equipment and clothing will be paid for by the parents of the individual in question, or the parents of said individual's "shorty" through the use of said shorty's credit cards.

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  177. Hey spurs - Did you know I got accepted into a four year college not a community college =) ? I am so so so excited, I start my courses on the third !!!

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  178. Thanks for that useless bit of information, cbt.

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